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  • @stalink895
    @stalink895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10389

    "My wife is homosapian"
    "Ahh respects"

    • @sardarmobeen6355
      @sardarmobeen6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I wanted to write this down already was lol.
      "Respect" 🤣🤣

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Deserve Not Desire 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9 99.99 99. 999 99 999 9 99 9. 9 99. 9. 9 9 9. 9 9 9 9 9 9 9999 99 9 9.9 9 99. 9 9.99.99 9 9 9 99 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 9 9.99 9 9 9.9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 99.9 9 9 9.9.9 99 9 999 9 9 99.99 999 99 99 9 9 9 9.99 9. 🍌

    • @charliezelenowski2701
      @charliezelenowski2701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Restecp

    • @aurethebest98
      @aurethebest98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Homo sapiens*

    • @segredosdotiosam9989
      @segredosdotiosam9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homo sapiens

  • @supadupairishboi
    @supadupairishboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5068

    Cant believe he gathered a bunch of representatives from different backgrounds and half way tru he starts accusing them of leaving a floater back stage lmfao

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Internet Hardcase sorry, hardcase

    • @davidlewis4162
      @davidlewis4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mike 😂😂

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Having a good memory and being book smart doesn't make you inteligent.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well it was fokkin one of yas

    • @OGuyverO
      @OGuyverO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Money can bring anyone lol even you

  • @Lobajoba
    @Lobajoba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    "He ain't got no technology, you can check his website."

    • @sijuvk
      @sijuvk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Tekmology

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      3:45 my favorite part is this dude just sitting there during the entire interview like he thinks this is all a fever dream

    • @juliansandler4569
      @juliansandler4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaytat4219 you literally copied that word for word from another comment.

    • @SwornSon
      @SwornSon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I missed that joke completely until reading this comment.

    • @elvancor
      @elvancor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@juliansandler4569 Looks like some sort of bot.

  • @vantom9836
    @vantom9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    "We’re all homosapiens"
    "Yo I aint"
    Hahaha, this never gets old

  • @andrimandos
    @andrimandos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15103

    he goes so dumb that the creationist and scientist starts to come together, sasha is a genius

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yanbo Yang ikr it’s amazing

    • @AA-sn9lz
      @AA-sn9lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's sacha

    • @boblob3509
      @boblob3509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol legend

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Well said Yanbo. I was thinking the same thing. This round table really is emblematic of how brilliant a comedian and actor Sasha is. He was able to create absurdity and confusion amongst a group of very intelligent people. Just love it!

    • @brokeindio5072
      @brokeindio5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The other creationist looks like he molested 5 kids before going to this shit, lol.

  • @EmoPeter2000
    @EmoPeter2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    How Sacha was able to keep a straight face during that multiplication is beyond me

  • @Edwardx
    @Edwardx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6573

    Techmology is whack

    • @samuelmartens9390
      @samuelmartens9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fancy seeing you here lol

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha it’s crazy seeing you here

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoah edward

    • @KingDomxd
      @KingDomxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friend rainbow Jeremy said techmology is whack and he smoked his own home grown

    • @cshady3537
      @cshady3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean
      thecc mologi

  • @NEpatriots88
    @NEpatriots88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    The young guy with the glasses reactions of shock and bewilderment are absolutely priceless 😂😂😂

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He was so uncomfortable and confused 😂

    • @josefjoexerri
      @josefjoexerri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He's the best part of the video 😂

    • @sebastianmartinez4504
      @sebastianmartinez4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You took the words right out of my mouth. I had to take screen shots. Bloody hilarious.

    • @yassinerahmani7763
      @yassinerahmani7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Without blowing up

    • @mrrandom1265
      @mrrandom1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wonder how he didn't become a yet meme

  • @8292-d6n
    @8292-d6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    Ali: "ten ten ten ten ten ten..."
    Prof: "whatever number you are going to say will not make a difference"
    Ali: "divided by zero."

    • @loubentodias
      @loubentodias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Outplayed them mfs

    • @John-qo9hw
      @John-qo9hw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @Usepep
      @Usepep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lowkey smart ash

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "11, 11, 11," Ali G is a genius
      Outsmarted the experts

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “undred, undred, undred, undred..”

  • @Ditka-89
    @Ditka-89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    Sacha was so smart to pin point the “floater” on the stiff in the blue suit. He knew that guy would react like such a dope lol

    • @bubblepopshot6891
      @bubblepopshot6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      good point lol

    • @dierbeats
      @dierbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That's ken hovind I believe, his vids are hilarious

    • @MindSpiral
      @MindSpiral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      He went to jail a little while after this video for tax fraud.

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The guy didn't even take it that bad. He handled it pretty well.

    • @singho23
      @singho23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dierbeats crazy crackhead lmaooo

  • @KiNGKuNTa986
    @KiNGKuNTa986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3289

    "Covering it with paper don't make it all right"
    Sasha is a legend.

  • @ricky7959
    @ricky7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    I love how the scientists aren’t being demeaning at all and are just going with the flow even if It’s not what they expected they’re smiling and not taking it all too seriously.

    • @anmolsaxena_
      @anmolsaxena_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Contrast that to the religion interview

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They're being polite and respectful. Apart from that guy who's just dumbstruck by the sheer inanity.

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's only three scientists there the other is a pathetic creationist

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nagualdesign dude was trying to say since monkeys aren’t birthing humans today evolution doesn’t exist 😹 he IS the inanity

  • @hakan341
    @hakan341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7121

    "has you eatin a banana?"
    "yes"
    👀

    • @jde-jj1lu
      @jde-jj1lu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Theseus homosapien confirmed

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jde-jj1lu eaten

    • @Yelzabub
      @Yelzabub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Haha I love how he picked on banana guy the most 🍌

    • @musicstylez8853
      @musicstylez8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont get it

    • @MichuNeo
      @MichuNeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But the banana thing got him, in'it XD He's a genious. Remember kids, earth is round & keep it real!

  • @tjokolat
    @tjokolat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    "My wife is a homo sapiens"
    Ali G: "Respect."

  • @ottarsnryngvason3716
    @ottarsnryngvason3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    The younger guy with the glasses was just frozen in shock for most of the video

    • @ozzyozz4494
      @ozzyozz4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i think he might have caught on that something else was actually happening

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5873

    Can we all agree that The Ali G Show is SOOOO much better without the added crowd laughter?

    • @michaelgreenan7196
      @michaelgreenan7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh, you got that right...

    • @NEpatriots88
      @NEpatriots88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      1878EFC2008 the British version that preceded had a studio audience. It was really annoying because they would often laugh over the jokes

    • @markstevenson1646
      @markstevenson1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, i like the laughing

    • @deejjohn5279
      @deejjohn5279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You can say this for any show. The IT crowd is brilliant, but I can only handle it in small doses because of the laugh track.

    • @byanymeansnecessary398
      @byanymeansnecessary398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh, tell me about it.

  • @maxim9280
    @maxim9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    -Sapiens means smart in Greek
    - yeah there are a lot of talented people among em
    Lost it here

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Sapiens is Latin, not Greek.

    • @RoyalCaymanian
      @RoyalCaymanian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      carultch LoL I suppose a lot of of folks didn’t catch that!

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carultch Comes from the Ancient Greek word sophos, which meant wise, and turned to sapio in Latin.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Harry-jl6fb The genus/species binomial nomenclature has a standard that both names are Latin and written in italics. Any time you hear of a specific lifeform identified by its technical name, the two names will be Latin terms.

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carultch Definitely I won't argue with that. I wanted to add another piece of information to your statement, to show that it doesn't really matter whether it's Latin or Greek since they're very harmonious with each other.
      Edit: The reply is hella late cause I never check my notifications.

  • @xanderpoo8417
    @xanderpoo8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "There is evidence backstage to the contrary". The funniest line in the whole episode

  • @thedeans9506
    @thedeans9506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    “As compooters made our lives betta?”

    • @ignilc
      @ignilc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      cumpooahs

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      best tekmology eva, innit

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    So many one liners, you got to be so smart to play dumb when you really are actually smart whilst thinking on your feet, also staying in character,

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he studied at Cambridge and is quite smart

    • @skankhunt_-42
      @skankhunt_-42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It takes a genius to play an idiot

    • @rmichael2447
      @rmichael2447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and NOT laughing.

    • @leifingeeikeland6533
      @leifingeeikeland6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skankhunt_-42 and it takes a idiot to play a genius

  • @ryanhenry21
    @ryanhenry21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ali G was the greatest thing on tv. Getting high with friends as a teenager and watching this made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed. I’m talking tears and snot. Good old days.

    • @hansiesma16
      @hansiesma16 ปีที่แล้ว

      And decades later we’re still laughing just as hard.

    • @MrGerdbrecht
      @MrGerdbrecht หลายเดือนก่อน

      Langley village.

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8643

    "My wife is a homo sapien."
    *respek*

    • @angelheart5963
      @angelheart5963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      And I ain't gonna treat you different respek

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Der juden es verboten

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, a lot of them is very talented 😎

    • @smartypants4571
      @smartypants4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Rothschilds put the hexagram on the Israeli flag because they are Satan worshipers !

    • @minecraftnstuff17
      @minecraftnstuff17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rikosaikawa9024 people with anime pfps have never interacted with a female irl

  • @felixanguitamorales6457
    @felixanguitamorales6457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    "covering it with paper doesn't make alright"

  • @valettikonovalchuk9542
    @valettikonovalchuk9542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    0:34 "He's got no technology, you can check out his website" was overlooked lmaooo

    • @tlou2cinematicgameplay636
      @tlou2cinematicgameplay636 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Really don’t wanna be nitpicking…but I’ll be anyway: nope it was not! One guy even repeats it immediately

    • @valettikonovalchuk9542
      @valettikonovalchuk9542 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @tlou2cinematicgameplay636 You're that guy who says "I really don't wanna be a pain, but.." every time before being a pain in the a$$ huh?? Just stupid 🤦‍♂️

  • @brantheflakesful
    @brantheflakesful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    That guy totally left the floater

    • @moussafedior2001
      @moussafedior2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @MithunKarmakar
      @MithunKarmakar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kent Hovind *IS* the floater.

    • @Zoefym
      @Zoefym 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      flakes bruh i laughed so hard when I read this comment

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg this is greatest interview show. Ali G much respect west side.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are all assuming that the floater must have come from someone who dropped it. There must be one who created it

  • @ChrisMisc1
    @ChrisMisc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    The smartest man in the room is Ali G

    • @fatshamer6349
      @fatshamer6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He understands techmology better than anyone

    • @bogfinken
      @bogfinken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The guy who kept his mouth shot was wise too..

    • @laverladsladslads2842
      @laverladsladslads2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true 💪😂

    • @Emrys-
      @Emrys- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The smartestest man in da room

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ChrisMisc1
      All the pythons were psychologists and so is the actor of Ali G the best way to do comedy is to get inside someone’s head.

  • @leomdk939
    @leomdk939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Fun fact: the young guy who looks speechless the whole time is now the Deputy Chief of Staff at U.S. Department of Energy, as of Jan 2021.

    • @huskyfaninmass1042
      @huskyfaninmass1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wonder if he left the floater.

    • @boxybox100
      @boxybox100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool thanks

    • @MrGerdbrecht
      @MrGerdbrecht หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably sheits in an oven now and produces energy.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is your definition of fun?

    • @dasikakn
      @dasikakn 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That young guy was just starting to realize that half of Muhrica IRL is exactly like Ali G’s character and will eventually vote for Trump 😂

  • @igano111
    @igano111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    - The floater...
    - (awkward silence)

    • @bigrobtheactor
      @bigrobtheactor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The incredulity of their expressions..

    • @jilvancicek689
      @jilvancicek689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Why are talking about this on national tv blows My mind "

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How does he say that without laughing?

  • @whydoidithis
    @whydoidithis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    "My wife is a homosapien" "Alright respect" XD so good

    • @renesbbwi
      @renesbbwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This one got me laughing until I cried

  • @seantaylor5587
    @seantaylor5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    That one dude that didn’t say shit and just stared absolutely dumbfounded had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greggardner5015
      @greggardner5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      3:43 he’s like “what’s going on?”

  • @rajifusama
    @rajifusama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    TECHMOLOGY

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      is it good or is it wack?

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      tekmology is well impotant, innit?

    • @jayrusk5659
      @jayrusk5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Before birdmans ‘Respeck’ and dj khaleds ‘Jewry’ there was Ali g’s ‘Techmology’

    • @hassanamir1235
      @hassanamir1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cumpooters

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius

  • @rikjamesguitare
    @rikjamesguitare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    I feel bad for the young dude...he didn't get to participate much lol. Just facial expressions of horror

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Rik James Zupko He looks at this interview nearly 20 years later today and rejoices

    • @nadominhoca
      @nadominhoca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He is absolutely in shock.. its so freaking good!

    • @Melik1100
      @Melik1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      its funny cause the elders are reacting natural and the young dude is like "are these the kind of questions that the old and wise answer?"

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think he realizes what Ali is doing

    • @DIBZ111
      @DIBZ111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      which one went to prison? I have my suspicions...
      edit: i just looked it up and of course I was right. It was the grifter and the guy who left the floater haha

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That cut at 1:27 of the guy checking his watch and "the answers yes" is so perfect

  • @serdikobane1598
    @serdikobane1598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "Is you the one who backstage didn't flush?"
    - "No, Sir"

  • @moea.9120
    @moea.9120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Still funny 10 years later. XD

    • @ohajohaha
      @ohajohaha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *9

    • @arktana
      @arktana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not 20

    • @user-oo2gz9ln8v
      @user-oo2gz9ln8v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @layinglo
      @layinglo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moe A. Trust me🤣

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      if it was funny back then, why wouldn't it still be funny now?

  • @DashcamDailyUSA
    @DashcamDailyUSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “My wife is a homosapien”
    Ali: Aight, respect.

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Pure genius. Dragging them down to level of denying leaving a floater back stage. Ali G at his best

  • @planaproject
    @planaproject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    "He has no technology, you can check his website" Im honestly crying over here xD

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You misspelled techmology

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ten ten ten Ten ten ten Ten ten ten TEN.. eleven eleveneleven eleven

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scratch3406 I see you liking your own comments

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blink182bfsftw of course we do

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how he said that with a straight face is beyond me

  • @twenity8852
    @twenity8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "yes i think every human is a homo sapien, you are too"
    "yo yo yo, YO!" LMFAO

  • @arktana
    @arktana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "my wife is homo...."
    Ali G: "respect"

  • @ReasonWillPrevaile
    @ReasonWillPrevaile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    The look on the youngest dudes face when he’s saying the numbers

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That incredulous look of disbelief

    • @franciscoprieto9572
      @franciscoprieto9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He looks a little like Michael Bolton from Office Space

    • @mathildaflower2388
      @mathildaflower2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @Urbex42
      @Urbex42 ปีที่แล้ว

      absolutely hilarious

  • @stevemorse108
    @stevemorse108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The look on the youngest scientist's face is priceless....he he is astounded that anyone would be so thick as Ali G. How Sacha Cohen keeps a straight face is amazing.

  • @kymkymo
    @kymkymo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Love the expression on the youngest looking guy the whole time. He's just sitting in complete shock and silence with his mouth open

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This is the best bit in Da Ali G Show. Not only are the guests reactions, but the mere fact that he constructed the pannel to have a creationist on it is comedic genius

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to mention having the (convicted felon) creationist trying to low-key clear himself of the accusation that he didn't flush the toilet after going

  • @deviantoutcast
    @deviantoutcast ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:14 That facial expression of mixed indignation, sadness, disappointment and dejection - the delivery, performed flawlessly as if a genuinely automated response. Priceless! 🤣

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Ali G going mad with the numbers haha.

    • @rikjamesguitare
      @rikjamesguitare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kakarot can all those numbers be multiplied without blowin up?

    • @chrispybaked
      @chrispybaked 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quick Maf

  • @zorkan111
    @zorkan111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    Asks why monkeys don't give birth to humans.
    A minute later says "I'm surprised by how illogical your question is".
    The banana question was a genius piece of satire.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      12345soccerguy your lack of understanding of sciences isn’t a valid argument against it. Speaks like a scientist but contradicts the real scientists. Yeah completely logical bruv!

    • @HSMak
      @HSMak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      12345soccerguy - humans did not come from apes ya bafoon. We have a common ancestor.
      Go complain to Jesus why he failed to enlighten you, bruv.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @12345soccerguy yes humans have the same genes as apes which indicates we share a common ancestor. You answered your own question buffoon. And you failed to point any holes in the evoĺution theory. Stick to soccer my guy you arent any good for anything else.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @12345soccerguy lmao creationists. Do you even think about what you write? We share similar features. Hmmmm I wonder why that is. And there is no way by which we are related to differently built species? Are you for real? First off all living things are or are built out of cells. And second off we share the same organs as all kinds of species. And you think of evolution as just getting or just suddenly losing an organ. That is not the way it works at all. You think the same illogical way as the guy in the video. Changes dont just spring out at once. They happen over a million of years through small changes that dont affect the function of the organism greatly, but still have an impact on survivability. And the core of this is that common design patterns imply common ancestry but through your argument of creation which can explain common design but actually holds no value because it is based on your belief you try to proove how you are in the right and our theory is "full of holes". But at the end of the day peoples belief doesnt provide proof and it only goes against the evidence of science. You never actually pointed out any flaws of the evolution theory you just said nonsensical stuff that shows a bad understanding of the evolution theory.And the evidence is that we are animals just like others and we all share the same beggining. Take a biology class instead of going to the church.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @12345soccerguy I surely do use my intelligence unlike some people that don't even have it(read: you). You have again missed my point completely and you again say that people cannot evolve from amoebas or that same genes do not imply common ancestry which is just completely wrong. And you failed to actually explain why it doesn't happen you just said it doesn't. Arguing with you would just be wasting time, like yelling into a hole. I hope one day you realise how nonsensical you are and stop founding your scientific beliefs upon religion. Cya

  • @12seahawks12
    @12seahawks12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ali g was my fav. Had this whole dvd set. It confuses me how borat and bruno made it longer. Ali g is the best of his characters. Needs a comeback.

    • @caninecurry5823
      @caninecurry5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ain't he too famous ?... though, thinking about it, he could probably still convince a good portion of the USA. Lol

    • @12seahawks12
      @12seahawks12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caninecurry5823 how do you explain Borat. Lol

    • @ballguy1527
      @ballguy1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caninecurry5823 Halla, skjer?

  • @Masheen
    @Masheen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    2:59 “But the bananer fing got em innit”

    • @alonsoanaya860
      @alonsoanaya860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Yea"

    • @bqrre
      @bqrre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my stomach hshahaha

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Best part 3:45
    “My wife is a homosapien”
    (Pause) “alright respect”
    😂😂😂

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It’s so ridiculous he almost lost it while saying “nine nine nine nine nine nine nine ...” 😂

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cefb8923 no, wait... you gotta let 'im finish... you dunno what's coming nexx

  • @mrkilwag
    @mrkilwag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    ten years ago I was sitting with my buddys smoking weed and watching this and rolling on the floor, I am now totaly sober and I can't stop laughing...shit I'm old, but fortunately that's just a number

    • @dr.specht5895
      @dr.specht5895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I sincerely hope your age is not ten ten ten ten nine nine nine eight hundred hundred thousand millions^^^

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you really want to feel old, the show actually came out almost 20 years ago. The UK version.

    • @ssc3360
      @ssc3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "just a number". Just what a nonce would say...

    • @JarrodDSchneider
      @JarrodDSchneider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nine nine nine nine nine nine eight nine nine...

  • @nninjastrike2127
    @nninjastrike2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    He ain't got no techmology, you can check out his website.

  • @oosa358
    @oosa358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best quality I’ve ever seen of an Ali G video

  • @LtheDetective
    @LtheDetective 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    One of the best trollers before trolling became trending

    • @mserpico88
      @mserpico88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might want to check out some videos of Andy Kaufmann .

  • @benjaminthvedt7923
    @benjaminthvedt7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "That is ridiculous! That is pure Religion!"
    *pushes creationism*

    • @zanecarlson2285
      @zanecarlson2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sam well this is a pretty shitty thing to do. God doesn’t call us to give people fliers. He calls us to build relationships and show we are Christians through the way we act and treat others, and in doing so will make others go “I want to be like that guy” and then you introduce them into it. I hope you rethink your approach because this just feels like you’re trying to hit a quota.

    • @angithanilkumar
      @angithanilkumar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zanecarlson2285 Well there's different religions in the world and they all have different stories of creation. One can argue that they're version is the truth but there's no real evidence that says this one is the truth and others are lies. Until humanity finds that answer, we'll all be pointing fingers at each other.

    • @ronnieb1837
      @ronnieb1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@angithanilkumar They're not lies, they're believed as truths because it's what they 'learned'. They're all made up by someone...

    • @nikk2472
      @nikk2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOOOT???

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zanecarlson2285 If a god actually existed then I'm pretty sure that we wouldn't have to search for it or need to have "faith."

  • @HolySoopCoolers
    @HolySoopCoolers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember watching this episode in bed one night and I’ve been saying ‘Tekmology’ ever since hahaha. My dad still gets pissed when he hears me say it lol.

  • @yvonne1359
    @yvonne1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Dude in the red tie is chill. He thinks it’s funny

    • @LalaBee4now
      @LalaBee4now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The young guy says nothing, great expressions. Realized I was following him on climate change. @jdbau

    • @arjitjere1559
      @arjitjere1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And young guy is exact opposite lol

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he was da best

  • @lewisedgar11
    @lewisedgar11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening yo”

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "My wife is a homosapien"
    "Ohh yeh? Respec"

  • @TheBerylknight
    @TheBerylknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    lol, this is funny. The little guy with brown hair and glasses was looking around like he couldn't believe what was happening.

  • @blackcircle1333
    @blackcircle1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Invited him on the show and accuses him of not flushing. ROTFL

  • @pitlempens1741
    @pitlempens1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Genius how Sacha gets the creationist involved with the "floater" questions just because he doesn't want to be on tv as the guy who didn't flush the toilet

  • @StormCentre88
    @StormCentre88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    1:57 - that utterly gobsmacked look is priceless.

    • @odtuhan
      @odtuhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He cant believe what he is seeing

  • @unclepoopoof25
    @unclepoopoof25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    1:28 LOOK AT THE FLICK OF THE WRIST

    • @cedricesquenet8770
      @cedricesquenet8770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you, that made my day

    • @mathiasguldborg6052
      @mathiasguldborg6052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unclepoopoof25 hahha thats awesome

    • @collybeans586
      @collybeans586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      !!!!!!

    • @BeattapeFactory
      @BeattapeFactory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lookatduhflickkadawriz
      th-cam.com/video/qqruUaIGX6Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only seen that in cro-magnons before.

  • @guanqiaowang7586
    @guanqiaowang7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This what it's like when I talk to my professor about my research project.

  • @RyGuyMemes
    @RyGuyMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "You say that but there's evidence backstage to the contrary. Was it you?" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if Ali actually checked before filming if any of them went to the loo backstage...

  • @cman101892
    @cman101892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Techmology... What is it all about?" That's all it took to get me 😂 first 30 seconds

  • @IAmRitmo
    @IAmRitmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I ain't pointing any fingers" .. Literally pointing all his fingers 🤣 5:48

  • @James-cg4jo
    @James-cg4jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    5 seconds in, “tech-mology” I’m dying 😂

  • @albino5995
    @albino5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    It takes a smart man to make everyone in the room think he’s the dumbest. Plus, why is this being recommended to me 10 years later? 😂😂

    • @lordmarcusrax
      @lordmarcusrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Either a smart man, or a really dumb man.

    • @senorcoonster
      @senorcoonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it never gets old

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was recommended because you like Ali G, obviously. It might have recommended it sooner but you only joined TH-cam 4 years ago. Pretty silly question really.

    • @nutelly6255
      @nutelly6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam decided you were finally ready...

    • @yawarhussain7219
      @yawarhussain7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he is

  • @user-tc4ns9zi6q
    @user-tc4ns9zi6q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank God for Ali G

  • @yasmine4026
    @yasmine4026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    I’m dying. How are they falling for this??? How can a group of grown men POSSIBLY fall for this?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirazisam455
      @shirazisam455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Probably the same way I might fall for your profile picture :)

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's a long story.. happened back in 2000.. and iam too lazy to type the whole thing.. google how he gets smart people in his interview 🤙

    • @cjbay26
      @cjbay26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening

    • @yasmine4026
      @yasmine4026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cjbay26 lmfaooooo I'm weak

    • @TheMrKevip
      @TheMrKevip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ay respect

  • @meganaxelia
    @meganaxelia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen, my sides hurt, everyone in the canteen was looking at me😂

    • @leszeknowak9434
      @leszeknowak9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here.
      I am rather calm and cool-headed person but I am right now laying on the floor with tears all over my face and I just can't stop laughing and I am laying here for about 10 minutes and this video is only 7 minutes.
      Sasha.
      Thank you.
      This video is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • @Dj87887
      @Dj87887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vets vs. Veterinarians is amazing! You need to watch that one!

    • @Ali-gz9km
      @Ali-gz9km 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats that last name how u pronounce it

    • @messwithgame17
      @messwithgame17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leszeknowak9434 yoo holy fucc same , ive never laughed this hard before

  • @noobtuber931
    @noobtuber931 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way a scientist looked at his watch when Ali G said 9 for like 30 times 😂😂

    • @b.p.emma.
      @b.p.emma. หลายเดือนก่อน

      please never refer to the charlatan who went to jail for being a charlatan as a scientist again 😆😆

  • @joaotadeufontes9008
    @joaotadeufontes9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Kent Hovind finally understands what it's like speaking to him about science

    • @brandonseff6044
      @brandonseff6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      João Tadeu Fontes underrated comment

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Seff overused reply

    • @franciscoprieto9572
      @franciscoprieto9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The discussion Kent is having with Ali G probably resembles the debates he has with the Professors on evolution. Ali G is probably a little bit smarter than them though.

    • @joaotadeufontes9008
      @joaotadeufontes9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@franciscoprieto9572 what do you mean ? Are you seriously saying evolution isn't true?

    • @anthonylombardo4829
      @anthonylombardo4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joaotadeufontes9008 it's a theory. Micro evolution is true and proven but macro evolution isn't. Huge difference

  • @elburritomonster
    @elburritomonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I’m so glad this is popping up in my recommended in 2020

    • @johna2932
      @johna2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oliver Paterson right? Me too. Hmmmmm this is interesting isn’t it?

  • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
    @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could watch these guys go back and forth for hours . Would love to see the unedited version

  • @ssa6227
    @ssa6227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Floater one got me. LOL
    So funny it really shocked the panel. Genius

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why you're even talking about that in the comments section blows my mind.

  • @dereknyc4402
    @dereknyc4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "my wife is a homosapien"..."alright, respect" loll

  • @514HiphopHead
    @514HiphopHead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how Ali G's super-charisma just imposes "respect" from everyone when he comes foward to do a pound with them.

  • @Scott767300
    @Scott767300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How Cohen keeps a straight face through all of skits over the years is amazing!

  • @Megaghost_
    @Megaghost_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When he accused the creationist of not flushing the toilet I choked on the water I was drinking, I almost die!

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When he says “shame on you” the second time I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @errorcomix3478
    @errorcomix3478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    3:43 this guy is just along for Ali G's wild ride

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His mind just looks completely blown.

    • @ryp1562
      @ryp1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looks like Elon musk if we went the drug route.

  • @Ye4rZero
    @Ye4rZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wonder if these guys watch this interview now and say "lol he really got us"

  • @bexanne99
    @bexanne99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He’s a comedy genius! The look on the younger man’s face pretty much throughout was hilarious but at 3:44 it’s the best. He is completely bewildered by Ali G. 😂😂😂

    • @ripvangu
      @ripvangu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my fav part too

  • @termite122
    @termite122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    how he keeps a straight face thru all this always amazed me..hes in his zone...

  • @2010haynes
    @2010haynes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The old guy beside the blue jacket guy is such a g, stays so chill

  • @ethane6891
    @ethane6891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Love that he went in to the creationist

    • @ethane6891
      @ethane6891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Samson2030 whe have been watching the "same" show i think

    • @smokey6455
      @smokey6455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethane6891 Shutup bitch

  • @ChestMenasYraMldc
    @ChestMenasYraMldc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Why this gold is randomly recommended for me?

    • @jmoasae4738
      @jmoasae4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ChestMenas u diserve it son, enjoy and dont forget to come back once in a while

  • @hick5y
    @hick5y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Yeah a lot of them is smart.” 😂 he’s too good

  • @That-OneStrangeGuy
    @That-OneStrangeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “Covering it with paper eint alrigh”
    “I eint pointing fingers, but I think it was you”
    “Shame on you”

  • @factstrumpfeelings8077
    @factstrumpfeelings8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Do you eat bananas, did it for me.. Darwin could have saved himself a lot of effort, if he’d have thought of that...

  • @worstgamerever5556
    @worstgamerever5556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Probably one of the best and most iconic comedy skits ever witnessed back in the day on TV.
    "No, he aint got no techmology in it, you can check out his website, he aint got nothin in itt"

  • @harkiratnanda26
    @harkiratnanda26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:17 "Yo, speak to the hand, dis face ain't listenin' yo." 😂

  • @jonathanfowler2932
    @jonathanfowler2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'I haven't finished, you don't know what I was going to say.'
    'divided by zero.'

  • @utilitymonster8267
    @utilitymonster8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    5:33 He almost laughed: ''Was it... [: ...was it you?''

  • @mindtrapped9934
    @mindtrapped9934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    He went red innit?

    • @eleven_roses
      @eleven_roses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In fact he says "didn't he"

  • @OnionTurtle_
    @OnionTurtle_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Biggest fan of Ali G since college!! His sarcasm with straight face makes him hilarious!!!! I laughed too hard on many of his videos :D :D