I used to have insomnia but if I put these guys in my airpods I sleep like a baby. They just have a "you're among cool weird friends" vibe that I dig listening to
I’ve watched recently the Tom Cruise’s incruisable video. I know have PTSD, any incredible is about to be said my brain automatically yells ‘THATS INCRUISABLE HAHAHAHHAHHA’
The cast in the first one is overall very good, but Nedry hits it out of the park. Wayne "The Knight" Knight brings all his awkwardness, all his playful rascal energy, and gives it 100%. You love to hate him while you also love every second he is on screen. Wayne has never been better, and I can't imagine anyone else playing Nedry. Just perfect.
@@rorylynch7775 hes the working man who gets stiffed by the rich villain. In the book its not just that he wins the bid for the job, the friction is because Hammond keeps changing the parameters of the job. He keeps asking them to change the software to do more, but tells them he wont pay them more because they already agreed on a price. But the original deal didnt include how much or how expansive the changes hes asking him to make are. He essentially holds out on payment until Nedry does what hes asking, which is why Nedry takes the offer of Dodson.
Have you ever seen the episode of CSI where he plays a smarmy player-type character? He had lost some weight by then and really pulls off the whole sleazy eyebrow thing. He really is a good actor.
They made him worse in the movie. In the books you see his motivations and basically Hammond blackmailed him to get him back on the island. Nedrys anger is 100% justified and Jon Hammond deserved a worse death.
I JUST watched all of the Jurassic Park movies, THEN watched all of the Caravan of Garbage Jurassic Park videos, THEN woke up to this upload... I feel like I did this guys
I absolutely loved the book. I was 13 at the time, holidaying in Cornwall, UK. Mum and Dad almost got me the 'kiddie friendly' version of the book, but Dad said no, get her the official book by the author. The other won't last her five minutes. I was just getting into horror at the time, so the dramatic opening of the severely injured worker instantly hooked me and drew me in (i had already seen the film). I read it in three days. That was a fabulous year. Dance music was taking off (2 Unlimited, Snap) My dad had a rather fetching leather bum bag (mine was made out of shell suit material), and I got an Amiga that year for Christmas. It was one of the best years of my life, and i treasure all the memories. My mum and Dad both passed away in 2023, so just wanted to say guys, thanks for helping me recall the good times. ❤
7:00 No joke, that Unix computer system where you fly through boxes was a real interface. And I think the virtual reality gloves were based on "data gloves" Nasa was experimenting with at the time. The 90s was the wild west of computing
“Hey Spielberg! Where’s my Stego, ya prick!?” might very well be a top 5 Maso joke. That clip of the bullies always accompanies a banger from Maso, such as George Lucas’ assortment of bullies he hired to harass Jake Lloyd
8:15 No one calls him fat here? Sam Jackson's character calls him a slob because of the mess and Hammond says check the vending Machines because when he left he told everyone he was going there. Also I might be remembering wrong but isn't the lack of staff explained by the approaching storm?
Also the park wasn't OPEN yet so it operated on a skeleton crew of barely essential staff. Why would you need to be fully staffed if you aren't even open for business?
Yeah, they all left to make the last boat before the storm hit. And I think nedry only shut off some of the fences to mask the fact he shut down other security systems
The lost world was one of like six movies we had on VHS for indoor recess at school on cold winter days. The gymnastics scene got cheers every single time. Because on some level, these are kids movies
The plot of Jurassic Park is that a guy gets killed unloading a raptor and so the investors of Jurassic Park threaten to pull their money unless Hammond gets the authenticity of the dinosaurs certified by two paleontoligists and a theoretical mathematician. And not like, experts at zoo safety or whatever. The problem with the sequels is not that their plots are more stupid
Well, exactly. The point being that all the people involved were scamming eachother and just out for money... "A dinosaur island? I want the opinion of a dinosaur expert on this!"
What the hell would a zoo expert know about extinct animals? Also the mathematician was there because computing and genetics in the late 80s was still in the realms of theoretical physics and mathematics. The book explains this much better because he focuses on chaos theory and probabilities to help convince the lawyers of the safety but really proves that no matter what Hammond does, the park will fail. The movies botched this concept because most people find chaos theory boring
@@therealalexmullins The book explains pretty much everything better. I'm not gonna slam the movie too hard because it does a pretty great job of condensing a science fiction story with a lot of complicated ideas story into one of the biggest and best adventure movies ever, but pretty much all of the things people complain about in the movie were changed/dumbed down from the source material.
@@therealalexmullins A zoo expert would know what security precautions you can take to keep wild predatory animals from getting out and hurting the guests, which is the problem the investors are worried about. But a zoo safety expert would be asking questions like, "okay, so the accident happened when you were moving a raptor. What are the protocols for transporting raptors? What equipment do you use? What training do the workers have?" Grant and Sattler are not asked to consult on the safety protocols, they're basically just asked, "don't you think this is all impressive?" I don't see why, in either the book or the movie, Malcolm's observations about chaos theory are relevant. At the end of the day, Jurassic Park is just a zoo. The fact that these animals used to be extinct and have been brought back to life by science really has nothing to do with whether or not it's safe to display them in a zoo. It is very common for zoos to be full of bears, apes, tigers, rhinos, crocodiles, poisonous snakes, hippos, and countless other animals that could easily kill the guests. It's just as unnatural to keep all those things locked up, and all his comments about chaos theory could just as easily be used to "prove" that a regular zoo will never work. A chimp is at least as intelligent and lethal as this movie's raptors, so why doesn't "life will find a way" prove that every zoo's chimp's will get out and tear the guests' faces off? At the end of the day, JP wants to be a story about whether or not it's ethical to bring extinct animals back to life, but it's a non sequitur to say this is the same question as whether or not the park is doomed to always be unsafe. The accidents that happen in the movie don't happen because their scheme of making all the dinosaurs female so they can't reproduce on their own is thwarted by the sex-changing frog genes they inserted into the gaps in the DNA. They happen because one of their employers is a traitor who turns the security system off so he can steal from them. This is not a dinosaur problem; this is a zoo security problem.
7 year old me, a california native, was absolutley both blown away and terrified that the T Rex was wreaking Havoc throughout San Diego.The T rex romping through SoCal is still my favorite JP sequence ever.
Im still blown away that of all the movies to make Mason rethink his "all these are the same quality" opinion was The Lost World, by far the best of the sequels...
THANK YOU! The Lost World is my favorite. I have a biased towards it because it was the first one I saw and I lived in California at the time. But it still is my favorite til this day. Ian Malcolm as the main character resonated more with me
Love all the folks in the comments who, like me, have spent literal masses of hours watching these videos- to which James and Maso would tell us we are absolute drongos for listening to their nonsense
Well, you aren't English majors for a reason mate. Leave the spelling to us asshats who pay a college tuition to prove we can speak and spell our own native language lol
We all thought that the TRex would have been heard.... Scientist say that TRex was a super silent Predator, able to hide in the thick trees and forests and were able to literally, tippy toe, to their prey. I mean you'd think you'd hear an elephant coming but they're pretty quiet. Bears can literally sneak up on you. Those things are huge. Now yes, they're not as big as a t Rex but, it can be done in the animal Kingdom. Just sayin
57:54 dude has the cheekiest grin when correcting him, which is wildly out of place for being on a dinosaur infested island. He delivers that line like he’s in an early fast & furious movie 😂
07:43 allegedly those things were intentional, meant to lead you to believe how much of a fraud Hammond is. Like the “Chilean Sea Bass” in the dinner scene, Chilean sea bass being another name for Patagonian toothfish, a very cheap catch of fish compared to actual sea bass! 🤷🤣
1:23:57 when they yell and James shoots the little laser gun then gets instantly chomped by the t-rex... omfg that was so fucking funny i couldn't breathe cuz i was laughing so hard
I read the original book before the movie was even announced, and I was like 14 and thought it was the greatest thing I ever read in my life. I got more and more annoyed as the series went on, because onstead of writing new dinosaur setpieces, they kept going back to the original book and adapting bits that were not included in the first movie. Giant cage full of pterosaurs, tyrannosaurus chasing people by sticking its face through a waterfall, inflatable dighy ride down the dino river, and more were all right there in the first book. I also loved the book's double-climax of getting the power back on and and thinking everything is okay, then realising a bit too late that the whole island was running on emergency battery backup, so then the batteries went flat and the park was blacked out again. Awesome fakeout that the films really sholuld have used.
I already liked this channel a lot before, but sneaking in jokes about a certain island makes me like it even more. There needs to be more awareness of that kind of stuff. I think people would be shocked by who all is involved.
One channel is just Emus defeating the military by being too fast and threatening, the next channel is just dingos eating babies. The best one is just a guy going around showing you how the spiders are bigger than his hand and demand that YOU pay rent for living in their house.
Crichton reinvented the techno-thriller. And in doing so established the new generation of meaningful science fiction. All but a couple of his books were turned into successful movies because he had a solid story thread, but all the films cut the dry science and corporate law from the script. Half the science conversations in the book were about dinosaur cloning, but the other half were about chaos theory and how humanity will always try to control nature - and always fail. This subtext will carry through to most of his novels. Big win for foresight.
Oh man, a Samuel Jackson-lead Jurassic movie where he was able to become a Hammond-esque figure himself would be pretty incredible. There are SO many ways you could spin that one concept alone.
The 3D software that Lex used to reactivate the locks was a real file explorer called fsn made for the Irix brand of Unix which ran on Silicon Graphics workstations. Those were the pinnacle of 3D rendering at the time, also responsible for games like Donkey Kong Country and Killer Instinct.
Nedry had a program that was supposed to look like a compiler or a debugger, and so various systems would turn on and off. The real purpose of the program was to turn off security systems that would either bar him from access or track him. You can see him waiting for the security cameras to turn off before he goes into the room with the embryos. But it would look suspicious if he only turned off the systems that he needed to turn off. It had to look like random systems were turning on and off. So he threw in other systems that had nothing to do with his scheme in order to make it look legitimately like a compiler or debugger program was running. And he was careful not to turn off the raptor security systems. He wasn’t trying to completely fuck everyone over and disappear. He initially intended to pull off the heist and return to his job. But the hurricane made it impossible. Also, the hurricane is the reason why the park was running on a skeleton crew. That much is made very clear in the book, but it does get mentioned in the movie.
I think in the book the hurricane didn't affect the staff of the island. There were still caterers, and cleaners and park wardens. There's a huge containment operation the day after the heist to get all the animals back in their pens...
Absolutely insane that he kept correcting Mason on the pronunciation of SATLER but for the entire LOTR trilogy of videos James said Aragon not Aragorn. Love it.
I just saw Escape From New York today and I think it would be a great idea if you did a caravan of garbage series on some of his movies. He's made some goof stuff that I think would make for good content
@@EndofTimeGaming-m9s the so called nonsense is the fact that we have over 70 confirmed species of dinosaurs-more if you apply phylogenetic relationships. Dromaeosaurs were covered in feathers, had proper wing feathers too(didnt fly of course), refusing it at this point is just pointless were not in 2010 anymore.
Meh, too much is locked behind a pay wall. It's better than something like Nostalgia Critic but any channel that spends a whole month reuploading old content is sussy AF.
My issue with Jurassic Park and Jurassic World is the idea that no one would just be excited and happy with just a park of herbivores. Like we know that this is incredibly dangerous, we're understaffed, and plenty of "safety measures" but let's just bring back all the dangerous ones too. Great idea!
I was 7 going on 8 when I went with my family to see this in theaters, and I remember the scene where the power comes back on, Ellie starts cheering... then the Velociraptor EXPLODES right through the cables behind her!!! THAT was probably my first big jump scare in theaters and the Raptors were my first slasher villains!! Then the sequels came out years later... and the World Trilogy... God I feel so old.
As a 40 year old man. It was this and the lion king. I remember sitting in the isle watching this movie. Thats how big it was. I didn't even have a seat.
I remember around 2001-ish I was in Perth and took some acting lessons. I made the world's shittiest raptor claw out of cardboard and duct tape and proudly told my acting teacher that I wanted to act in a film with my hero, Sam Neil. They told me my acting was terrible and that it'd never happen. I threw away that raptor claw, like Alan Grant in his big tree. In that moment, maybe I was the real Sam Neil. They were right though, I was shit at acting lol.
I always feel like Jurassic Park III would make a really good straight up horror movie if it just leaned in a bit more. Like, there are some legitimately scary moments. Like, a fully horror spin off, rather than a main entry (which usually mix horror into the classic action bloackbuster genre)
30:43 No mention of the hunter's sidekick being the guy from Raiders? And Street Fighter? And his not seeming to age at any point between those movies?
I have never understood the hate The Lost World gets. Is it as good as the first? Of course not, but I still love it. It's got a such a darker vibe to it and I love the "feeling" of so many scenes.
Chriton told him about it when they were working on another script together, he wanted 1.5m + percentages for it and there was a small bidding war but speilberg got it with universals help.
Yep, that's a lot of money but it's usually done as an *option agreement*, and it can be done with books or any other IP. Even newer authors can pick up some cash by optioning their unreleased books to a production studio that wants to cast a broad net, speculating on what might pop off. The cost is usually measured in the thousands. 1.5M + 500k (screenwriting fee) is massive, which makes me think Spielberg had some extremely generous terms on the agreement. Chrichton has historically churned out movie gold though, and still takes in very high option fees.
I'd have to rewatch the World movies to confirm (which I won't do because they aren't that good), but I'm pretty sure the gymnastics scene in Lost World remains the only time in the Jurassic franchise where a human directly kills a dinosaur onscreen.
You missed a trick by not doing the Genesis version. You get to play as the raptor! And then James could fulfill his lifelong dream of eating a man. Mr Sunday "Aspiring Cannibal" Movies.
it's also quite good that they mentioned that ajay and roland are best freinds. that's why roland walks away at the end, he's just utterly mortified by the fact that his freind died doing this crazy thing. good stuff. real sad.
You guys need to watch the official Jurassic Park 3D Blu-ray. By the way, it's the aspect ratio of the films that make the dinosaurs feel different in the first movie as opposed to the Jurassic world movies.
Had a 16 hour road trip in and out of Texas and listened to Caravan of Garbages on the entire 8 hour return trip. These compilations are useful.
I used to have insomnia but if I put these guys in my airpods I sleep like a baby. They just have a "you're among cool weird friends" vibe that I dig listening to
I’ve watched recently the Tom Cruise’s incruisable video. I know have PTSD, any incredible is about to be said my brain automatically yells ‘THATS INCRUISABLE HAHAHAHHAHHA’
God bless TH-cam for roadtrips, right? 🙏
I like to put to sleep when I travel as well!
I did the exact same thing! Used to be traveling to and from Texas alot and would put this on as I drove. Game changer for traveling
Got excited but then I realised it was a reupload. But then I remembered it's still gonna be a fun rewatch so I got excited again.
I forgot the working title for Star Wars. Thank god I was reminded.
This
I used to never watch the reuploads but then I discovered the joys of revisiting CoG and now I just throw it on and end up watching the whole thing
@ RIGHT? It's deffo been long enough that it can still catch you off guard.
@@THECAM200 these dudes are genertaonal like actaully goated youtubers they need there jerseys hanged up in the banners
G'day there boys. Haven't been talkin' to the raptors there, have you mates?
alan
I've been
Let a thousand raptors bloom as far as I'm concerned
@@ThisIsCinePhile I never see you chewing on a müsli bar, do I?
@@saintniccage2818 what type of bloom? a silverbloom? a ironbloom? A DIAMONDbloom??????? hmmmm
The cast in the first one is overall very good, but Nedry hits it out of the park. Wayne "The Knight" Knight brings all his awkwardness, all his playful rascal energy, and gives it 100%. You love to hate him while you also love every second he is on screen. Wayne has never been better, and I can't imagine anyone else playing Nedry. Just perfect.
Him wanting to Dodgson to pay for the meal after Dodgson has already just given him his $750,000 is such a great touch. He's so delightfully slimy
@@rorylynch7775 hes the working man who gets stiffed by the rich villain. In the book its not just that he wins the bid for the job, the friction is because Hammond keeps changing the parameters of the job. He keeps asking them to change the software to do more, but tells them he wont pay them more because they already agreed on a price. But the original deal didnt include how much or how expansive the changes hes asking him to make are. He essentially holds out on payment until Nedry does what hes asking, which is why Nedry takes the offer of Dodson.
Have you ever seen the episode of CSI where he plays a smarmy player-type character? He had lost some weight by then and really pulls off the whole sleazy eyebrow thing. He really is a good actor.
They made him worse in the movie. In the books you see his motivations and basically Hammond blackmailed him to get him back on the island.
Nedrys anger is 100% justified and Jon Hammond deserved a worse death.
@@rorylynch7775don’t get cheap on me Dodgson! 😂
I JUST watched all of the Jurassic Park movies, THEN watched all of the Caravan of Garbage Jurassic Park videos, THEN woke up to this upload... I feel like I did this guys
What about Camp Cretaceous?
😂 gotta love it
You willed it into existence.
The force is strong with you
The force is strong with you
“I really hate that man.”
- John Hammond
James to Brando
i didn't know Kurt Russel killed Walt Disney
This is funny 😄
Walt Disney did unironically love Kurt Russel and thought he was the best child actor ever.
"Russell" is almost never spelled with one L
I absolutely loved the book. I was 13 at the time, holidaying in Cornwall, UK. Mum and Dad almost got me the 'kiddie friendly' version of the book, but Dad said no, get her the official book by the author. The other won't last her five minutes.
I was just getting into horror at the time, so the dramatic opening of the severely injured worker instantly hooked me and drew me in (i had already seen the film). I read it in three days. That was a fabulous year. Dance music was taking off (2 Unlimited, Snap) My dad had a rather fetching leather bum bag (mine was made out of shell suit material), and I got an Amiga that year for Christmas. It was one of the best years of my life, and i treasure all the memories. My mum and Dad both passed away in 2023, so just wanted to say guys, thanks for helping me recall the good times. ❤
7:00 No joke, that Unix computer system where you fly through boxes was a real interface. And I think the virtual reality gloves were based on "data gloves" Nasa was experimenting with at the time. The 90s was the wild west of computing
no fking way! I was convinced even back then that it was made up
Wtf OS was that? I need more info.
@@charlesplante It’s the file manager for the Silicon Graphics workstations that were used to create the 3DCGI.
@Jwlar wow, good to know.
@@Jwlarwhoa it's Jwlar! Thanks for the cool fact
“Hey Spielberg! Where’s my Stego, ya prick!?” might very well be a top 5 Maso joke. That clip of the bullies always accompanies a banger from Maso, such as George Lucas’ assortment of bullies he hired to harass Jake Lloyd
8:15 No one calls him fat here? Sam Jackson's character calls him a slob because of the mess and Hammond says check the vending Machines because when he left he told everyone he was going there. Also I might be remembering wrong but isn't the lack of staff explained by the approaching storm?
You've nailed it, mate.
Also the park wasn't OPEN yet so it operated on a skeleton crew of barely essential staff. Why would you need to be fully staffed if you aren't even open for business?
@@charlesplantebecause the park is full of insanely dangerous dinosaurs ??????
Yeah, they all left to make the last boat before the storm hit.
And I think nedry only shut off some of the fences to mask the fact he shut down other security systems
Oh I thought they meant people seeing the movie were mocking the guy for being fat
The lost world was one of like six movies we had on VHS for indoor recess at school on cold winter days. The gymnastics scene got cheers every single time. Because on some level, these are kids movies
Jurassic Park was one of my favorite movies as a 4 year old boy.
Yeh but to be fair you did go to the special needs school...
I love the gag of Steven Spielberg constantly getting his money mugged
James is so old, he invented the original dinosaur! Gottem
Wow nice
The plot of Jurassic Park is that a guy gets killed unloading a raptor and so the investors of Jurassic Park threaten to pull their money unless Hammond gets the authenticity of the dinosaurs certified by two paleontoligists and a theoretical mathematician. And not like, experts at zoo safety or whatever. The problem with the sequels is not that their plots are more stupid
Well, exactly.
The point being that all the people involved were scamming eachother and just out for money... "A dinosaur island? I want the opinion of a dinosaur expert on this!"
What the hell would a zoo expert know about extinct animals? Also the mathematician was there because computing and genetics in the late 80s was still in the realms of theoretical physics and mathematics. The book explains this much better because he focuses on chaos theory and probabilities to help convince the lawyers of the safety but really proves that no matter what Hammond does, the park will fail. The movies botched this concept because most people find chaos theory boring
@@therealalexmullins The book explains pretty much everything better. I'm not gonna slam the movie too hard because it does a pretty great job of condensing a science fiction story with a lot of complicated ideas story into one of the biggest and best adventure movies ever, but pretty much all of the things people complain about in the movie were changed/dumbed down from the source material.
@@therealalexmullins A zoo expert would know what security precautions you can take to keep wild predatory animals from getting out and hurting the guests, which is the problem the investors are worried about. But a zoo safety expert would be asking questions like, "okay, so the accident happened when you were moving a raptor. What are the protocols for transporting raptors? What equipment do you use? What training do the workers have?" Grant and Sattler are not asked to consult on the safety protocols, they're basically just asked, "don't you think this is all impressive?"
I don't see why, in either the book or the movie, Malcolm's observations about chaos theory are relevant. At the end of the day, Jurassic Park is just a zoo. The fact that these animals used to be extinct and have been brought back to life by science really has nothing to do with whether or not it's safe to display them in a zoo. It is very common for zoos to be full of bears, apes, tigers, rhinos, crocodiles, poisonous snakes, hippos, and countless other animals that could easily kill the guests. It's just as unnatural to keep all those things locked up, and all his comments about chaos theory could just as easily be used to "prove" that a regular zoo will never work. A chimp is at least as intelligent and lethal as this movie's raptors, so why doesn't "life will find a way" prove that every zoo's chimp's will get out and tear the guests' faces off?
At the end of the day, JP wants to be a story about whether or not it's ethical to bring extinct animals back to life, but it's a non sequitur to say this is the same question as whether or not the park is doomed to always be unsafe. The accidents that happen in the movie don't happen because their scheme of making all the dinosaurs female so they can't reproduce on their own is thwarted by the sex-changing frog genes they inserted into the gaps in the DNA. They happen because one of their employers is a traitor who turns the security system off so he can steal from them. This is not a dinosaur problem; this is a zoo security problem.
7 year old me, a california native, was absolutley both blown away and terrified that the T Rex was wreaking Havoc throughout San Diego.The T rex romping through SoCal is still my favorite JP sequence ever.
poor you
Where is the guy that screams Rodney in the Green Trivia segments? Is he safe? Is he... Alright?
It seems you killed him in your anger
Major movie trope: Anything out of frame is invisible - even a T-Rex.
Im still blown away that of all the movies to make Mason rethink his "all these are the same quality" opinion was The Lost World, by far the best of the sequels...
THANK YOU! The Lost World is my favorite. I have a biased towards it because it was the first one I saw and I lived in California at the time. But it still is my favorite til this day. Ian Malcolm as the main character resonated more with me
@@RatedAwesome Same, my grandparents had it on VHS so I watched it a ton before I even knew it was a sequel, its still my favourite.
Yeah I immediately don't care about his opinion on the matter if he can't be bothered to watch the lost world
Love all the folks in the comments who, like me, have spent literal masses of hours watching these videos- to which James and Maso would tell us we are absolute drongos for listening to their nonsense
Thank god someone else talks nonstop about the movie Congo
Funhaus never stfu about that laser scene either.
It really is a superior B-movie. It's silly and cheap, but entertaining all the same. And what a great cast for such a throwaway film.
As a scientist, I can attest scientists can't spell
As an engineer, can confirm the same for engineers.
As a dyslexic I can mrifnoc
Well, you aren't English majors for a reason mate. Leave the spelling to us asshats who pay a college tuition to prove we can speak and spell our own native language lol
I didn’t graduate high school
I have herpes
At about 29:59, Maso does an incredible and most likely accidental Laszlo Cravensworth impression and I love it.
Matt Berry doing that voice about anything makes it awesome. He knows it and leans into it too.
I saw JP in the theater when I was 11 and it absolutely blew my mind. That being said, every time a new JP comes out a part of the child in me dies.
Maybe... stop eating children?
I want a dinosaur themed coffee shop called “Jurassic Perk”.
Chickens are technically raptors so why not call it Coffee and Cock. Named after hipsters' fav 2 things of course.
Did they have a Dino-Mite Brew or a Raptor’s Roast?
We all thought that the TRex would have been heard....
Scientist say that TRex was a super silent Predator, able to hide in the thick trees and forests and were able to literally, tippy toe, to their prey.
I mean you'd think you'd hear an elephant coming but they're pretty quiet. Bears can literally sneak up on you. Those things are huge. Now yes, they're not as big as a t Rex but, it can be done in the animal Kingdom.
Just sayin
57:54 dude has the cheekiest grin when correcting him, which is wildly out of place for being on a dinosaur infested island. He delivers that line like he’s in an early fast & furious movie 😂
07:43 allegedly those things were intentional, meant to lead you to believe how much of a fraud Hammond is. Like the “Chilean Sea Bass” in the dinner scene, Chilean sea bass being another name for Patagonian toothfish, a very cheap catch of fish compared to actual sea bass! 🤷🤣
1:23:57 when they yell and James shoots the little laser gun then gets instantly chomped by the t-rex... omfg that was so fucking funny i couldn't breathe cuz i was laughing so hard
I love how the whole Ship to Shore theme plays out in its entirety 😂😂😂😂😂
you can tell these are old videos because theres no unexplained fart noise in the middle of any of them
10:20 Simu Liu doesn't need boltcutters... he has his TEN RINGS and his JUDO CHOP!
As a kid, I rewound this part on VHS over and over again to laugh at that line. To the point of being out of breath. 15:04
I read the original book before the movie was even announced, and I was like 14 and thought it was the greatest thing I ever read in my life. I got more and more annoyed as the series went on, because onstead of writing new dinosaur setpieces, they kept going back to the original book and adapting bits that were not included in the first movie. Giant cage full of pterosaurs, tyrannosaurus chasing people by sticking its face through a waterfall, inflatable dighy ride down the dino river, and more were all right there in the first book. I also loved the book's double-climax of getting the power back on and and thinking everything is okay, then realising a bit too late that the whole island was running on emergency battery backup, so then the batteries went flat and the park was blacked out again. Awesome fakeout that the films really sholuld have used.
Mr Beast: " I want to create a real life Jurassic Park"
Your already on your way son, half of your TH-cam collaborators are predators....
The "Spielberg, gimme your money!" bit might be my favorite bit of all time from the boys.
Dude ive been trying to remember the name of ship to shore for 10 years, holy crap thank you.
Oh, hearing green trivia again makes me feel so happy in a way that I didn’t realize that I had missed
I already liked this channel a lot before, but sneaking in jokes about a certain island makes me like it even more. There needs to be more awareness of that kind of stuff. I think people would be shocked by who all is involved.
Half the dinosaurs in "Jurassic" park aren't even from the Jurassic period. 😂
Hollywood for ya lol
ita just a catchy name lol its better then the isla nublar zoo for extinct animals or some other bad name
9:48 There’s not a lot of staff due to the hurricane evacuation
Also the park isn't open to the public yet so half the regular staff isn't even hired yet.
All true, but it still adds to the feel of everything stretched so thin that a disaster is inevitable ❤
Just finished your Hunger Games trilogy caravan of Garbage.
Onto this one!
Thanks so much for your content!
Aussie TV looks so jank bruh
One channel is just Emus defeating the military by being too fast and threatening, the next channel is just dingos eating babies. The best one is just a guy going around showing you how the spiders are bigger than his hand and demand that YOU pay rent for living in their house.
Crichton reinvented the techno-thriller. And in doing so established the new generation of meaningful science fiction. All but a couple of his books were turned into successful movies because he had a solid story thread, but all the films cut the dry science and corporate law from the script.
Half the science conversations in the book were about dinosaur cloning, but the other half were about chaos theory and how humanity will always try to control nature - and always fail. This subtext will carry through to most of his novels. Big win for foresight.
Oh man, a Samuel Jackson-lead Jurassic movie where he was able to become a Hammond-esque figure himself would be pretty incredible. There are SO many ways you could spin that one concept alone.
Jurassic Park 3 felt like a TV movie from the first shot. It immediately killed any goodwill i had for it and made watching it in the cinema a chore.
The 3D software that Lex used to reactivate the locks was a real file explorer called fsn made for the Irix brand of Unix which ran on Silicon Graphics workstations. Those were the pinnacle of 3D rendering at the time, also responsible for games like Donkey Kong Country and Killer Instinct.
Nedry had a program that was supposed to look like a compiler or a debugger, and so various systems would turn on and off. The real purpose of the program was to turn off security systems that would either bar him from access or track him. You can see him waiting for the security cameras to turn off before he goes into the room with the embryos. But it would look suspicious if he only turned off the systems that he needed to turn off. It had to look like random systems were turning on and off. So he threw in other systems that had nothing to do with his scheme in order to make it look legitimately like a compiler or debugger program was running. And he was careful not to turn off the raptor security systems.
He wasn’t trying to completely fuck everyone over and disappear. He initially intended to pull off the heist and return to his job. But the hurricane made it impossible.
Also, the hurricane is the reason why the park was running on a skeleton crew. That much is made very clear in the book, but it does get mentioned in the movie.
I think in the book the hurricane didn't affect the staff of the island.
There were still caterers, and cleaners and park wardens.
There's a huge containment operation the day after the heist to get all the animals back in their pens...
@ the book is where I learned the term, “skeleton crew.”
10:04 Wow, you're just gonna spoil "Power Rangers: Dino Thunder"'s big twist like that!?!? 😂
Maso’s wedding was truly memorable.
I disagree because I was at the open bar for 90% of it. The other 10% was spent hitting on the brides' maids, probably.
43:47 Blue Harvest and Green Trivia.
Man I fuckin miss this era lol.
Hopin one of these has the goat… the guy who screams “Rodney!”
Jurassic World trilogy make JPIII look like Citizen Kane, and JPIII that was filmed without a script.
A L A N
Ellie's bird was like: "Don't get me wrapped up in your love triangle dude. She's married, let it go "
Absolutely insane that he kept correcting Mason on the pronunciation of SATLER but for the entire LOTR trilogy of videos James said Aragon not Aragorn. Love it.
I'm loving these compilations. They are simple and fun to revisit. Do these more
I just saw Escape From New York today and I think it would be a great idea if you did a caravan of garbage series on some of his movies. He's made some goof stuff that I think would make for good content
Aliens is my favorite movie. Jurassic Park is my favorite novel. YOU'RE TELLING ME THINGS WERE *THIS* CLOSE TO THE ULTIMATE COMBINATION?!!!!
James Cameron would’ve made Jurassic Park all about sea dinosaurs
The utahraptor fits the size HOWEVER was covered with feathers, as were most raptors.
lol dont believe that nonsense
@@EndofTimeGaming-m9s the so called nonsense is the fact that we have over 70 confirmed species of dinosaurs-more if you apply phylogenetic relationships. Dromaeosaurs were covered in feathers, had proper wing feathers too(didnt fly of course), refusing it at this point is just pointless were not in 2010 anymore.
They’re moving in herds.
They DO move in herds.
I stopped thinking about the roman empire, and are now thinking about dinosaurs. My favorite dinosaur is Astrodon.
I’m just gonna say it…..THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON TH-cam AND I’M SICK OF PRETENDING IT’S NOT!!!
Meh, too much is locked behind a pay wall. It's better than something like Nostalgia Critic but any channel that spends a whole month reuploading old content is sussy AF.
@ opps, couldn’t hear you over the fact that the working title for this video was “Blue Harvest”
@@Pip3603 RODNEY?! IS THAT YOU?
The power rangers cut killed me 😂😂😂👌🏼
My issue with Jurassic Park and Jurassic World is the idea that no one would just be excited and happy with just a park of herbivores. Like we know that this is incredibly dangerous, we're understaffed, and plenty of "safety measures" but let's just bring back all the dangerous ones too. Great idea!
Because actual zoos don't have the world's my dangerous predators.
I’m glad they posted this one in particular, because it reminded me about “what are we WESTWORLD today,” and I laughed
I'm just going to say that choosing to keep the Blue Harvest joke going while forsaking the one true Rodney is akin to a war crime.
I know they’ve already covered these and this is just a re-release but I really miss green trivia and the guy that says Rodney
58:39 I always love a mystery men reference. Usually because most people dont know wtf im talking about.
27:04 Thank you for mentioning Red Dwarf on this compilation Video!
Michael Chricton CoG: Sphere, Timeline, something else! Do it please he might be my favorite author.
How'd you know I just binged all these movies this past week?
Ahh the infamous "Hey Spielburg, give us your money"
36:04 “REAL GRASS! Go cry me a river.”
Niche reference, but I’m sure someone will appreciate it.
That Pete Poslethwaite character was a real Jungle Boy, amirite?
@ Yeah he was a bit of a Punk
No way you just did this omg i love you guys thank you thank you
I was 7 going on 8 when I went with my family to see this in theaters, and I remember the scene where the power comes back on, Ellie starts cheering... then the Velociraptor EXPLODES right through the cables behind her!!! THAT was probably my first big jump scare in theaters and the Raptors were my first slasher villains!!
Then the sequels came out years later... and the World Trilogy... God I feel so old.
10:26: Oh shit, that Simu Liu jumpscare
When Jurassic World Rebirth comes out, y’all should play the awesome Lost World arcade. Pretty fun game!
Lads being lads 🦖 🦕
10:34 What is that woman doing to that rhino?? 😂
As a 40 year old man. It was this and the lion king. I remember sitting in the isle watching this movie. Thats how big it was. I didn't even have a seat.
Anyone complaining about gymnastics beating the Raptor, you should see video of gibbons messing with tigers, basically the same thing
I remember around 2001-ish I was in Perth and took some acting lessons. I made the world's shittiest raptor claw out of cardboard and duct tape and proudly told my acting teacher that I wanted to act in a film with my hero, Sam Neil. They told me my acting was terrible and that it'd never happen. I threw away that raptor claw, like Alan Grant in his big tree. In that moment, maybe I was the real Sam Neil.
They were right though, I was shit at acting lol.
Surely Walt was trying to imply that Kurt should play him in a movie about his life..? Bit late now 😅
Cant wait to listen to my real-life best friends, Jimbo and Nicky for an hour.
I always feel like Jurassic Park III would make a really good straight up horror movie if it just leaned in a bit more. Like, there are some legitimately scary moments. Like, a fully horror spin off, rather than a main entry (which usually mix horror into the classic action bloackbuster genre)
It might be nostalgia for my pirated VHS with the blurry artwork on the case but Jurassic Park 3 is amazing and I will die on this hill.
29:59 channelling some decent Matt Berry energy here.
44:30 thanks for the Sliders reference. Good stuff!
I watched this whole thing JUST to watch the "Alan" joke again!
30:43 No mention of the hunter's sidekick being the guy from Raiders? And Street Fighter? And his not seeming to age at any point between those movies?
I think it's the familiarity of their video's and commentary that keeps bringing me back. Either was I was entertained.
I have never understood the hate The Lost World gets. Is it as good as the first? Of course not, but I still love it. It's got a such a darker vibe to it and I love the "feeling" of so many scenes.
So wait, Steven Speilberg paid two million for the book BEFORE it was even published? Someone told him about a book that hadn't been written yet?
Chriton told him about it when they were working on another script together, he wanted 1.5m + percentages for it and there was a small bidding war but speilberg got it with universals help.
Yep, that's a lot of money but it's usually done as an *option agreement*, and it can be done with books or any other IP.
Even newer authors can pick up some cash by optioning their unreleased books to a production studio that wants to cast a broad net, speculating on what might pop off. The cost is usually measured in the thousands.
1.5M + 500k (screenwriting fee) is massive, which makes me think Spielberg had some extremely generous terms on the agreement. Chrichton has historically churned out movie gold though, and still takes in very high option fees.
A book not being published and not being written are two entirely separate things.
I'd have to rewatch the World movies to confirm (which I won't do because they aren't that good), but I'm pretty sure the gymnastics scene in Lost World remains the only time in the Jurassic franchise where a human directly kills a dinosaur onscreen.
Film quality order imo
1. Jurassic Park
2. The Lost World
3. Jurassic World
4. Jurassic World 3
5. Jurassic Park 3
6. Jurassic World 2
The first T rex scene is seamless, it’s completely convincing
I really enjoyed the first 3 movies. But that doesnt mean I can't enjoy people voicing their criticisms, I don't hate it at all!
You missed a trick by not doing the Genesis version. You get to play as the raptor! And then James could fulfill his lifelong dream of eating a man. Mr Sunday "Aspiring Cannibal" Movies.
it's also quite good that they mentioned that ajay and roland are best freinds. that's why roland walks away at the end, he's just utterly mortified by the fact that his freind died doing this crazy thing. good stuff. real sad.
You guys need to watch the official Jurassic Park 3D Blu-ray.
By the way, it's the aspect ratio of the films that make the dinosaurs feel different in the first movie as opposed to the Jurassic world movies.