Перевод: Астарион: Ах, что ты делаешь? Тав: Прости, я оставлю тебя в покое. Астарион: Подожди. Прошу прощения, ты застала меня врасплох, только и всего. Я пытался пальцами прощупать шрамы у себя на спине, чтобы хоть как-то прочесть их. Но у меня не получается. Поэтому я хотел бы поинтересоваться, может быть ты могла бы… возможно… ээээ…. Можешь прочитать, что написано на моей чертовой спине?? Пожалуйста. Тав: Конечно. Повернись ко мне спиной, я нарисую их для тебя. Астарион: Что это, черт возьми? Что он со мной сделал? Я ходил с этими шрамами целых 2 века и наконец могу видеть их. Кстати, спасибо тебе. Это….ну, я это оценил. Моя тележечка - t.me/kkotova1
@@Reinchi у них разные шрамы были. Если не ошибаюсь каждый это часть поэмы на дьявольском, которые вместе образуют ключ к обряду становления вампира "вознесшимся". Да и вроде касадор запрещал показывать, а братья и сестры не доверяли друг другу настолько, чтобы скрыть что-то от него.
It's the way he goes from threatening, vulnerable, to sassy, to broken and cute with every line- he's so full of emotions and I love that so much about him 😭
@@kathyowens8400 Just gonna act like he didn't freak out over you seeing it? And that you get FAR closer to him than he ever does with those "lovers" who were prey that he never cared about? Astarion is by far THE most insecure character. It's perfectly reasonable that he hasn't shown it to anyone before.
The animation here is done really well. I especially love the initial surprised turn around and his nervous facial expressions whenever he's asking for help. It all looks really natural.
Aww, love the irritated "Can you read what's on my damn back? Please?" Omg he's adorable when he has to do that kind of stuff because he doesn't know how to.
Yup, refers to it as incomplete bits of Infernal Legal-ese. Which, of course, tells him that it's an Infernal Pact of some sort... which frankly scares the hell out of him - so now, rather than simply asking Raphael what it says, now he wants to know what it _means._ He wants the full details now that you've given him _part_ of the picture.
Is this why so many Astarian vids feature tieflings .... ..... My first Tav is half high elf. I wanted a wel balanced character that understood both sides of the divide and wanted what's best for everyone. To forge a peaceful world no matter how long it takes. Some of her methods are less than ideal but usually she will go with the more diplomatic approach first.
There is a really good (WIP) fic where Tav is a lawyer and helps a lot of the group out with their legal stuff including Wyll! And Astarion! It's so funny because she actually has WORKED with Cazador on legitimate business and she refers to him as a pompus asshole who she can tell mistreats his "employees" (Astarion and the others). Fun Fact: according to this fic's worldbuilding Vampire Spawn count as legal dependants similar to children and it's a crime to abuse them so Cazador has a LOT of crimes that he's gonna have to pay for lmao
Don't know if YT's gonna like shirtless Astarion but let's see :D There are different lines in this dialogue depending on if you can understand Infernal and if you have slept with Astarion already. In this variant my Dark Urge doesn't know infernal but has slept with Astarion.
oh my, that ... must hurt 😢 I mean the scar, the size of it, the way he couldn't see and/or touch it. And how he turns around, like a wild cat poor dear 💔
He's so awkward and fidgety 🥰, it's adorable I know that Neil did some of the mocap for Astarion, was this one of the scenes? If not, then I hope whoever animated this was paid extremely well. And of course, shirtless Astarion is always very appreciated 😘
Because his back is concave near the spine, it would never touch the wall in full, and if he pressed his back more than necessary, the imprint would smudge, anyway.
It's the way he hesitates to turn around even after he's asked for your help that gets me. He knows what he signed up for, and that obviously you'll have to be able to look at it, but the effort it takes to turn his back to you when he still sees everything and everyone as a potential threat... This man breaks my heart and I love him all the more for it. 💔❤️🩹❤️
Why am I feeling so much attracted to him.. 😭 he is just a character making me numb.. his seductive voice is enough to wreck anyone even though he is saying simple things..❤
Просто не могу перестать умиляться этому "my damn back. Please"😁😍 хотя при этом оч грустно то, что видно, что Астарион не умеет просить, и как ему сложно и неловко, что аж злится. И с каким усилием он заставляет себя повернуться спиной, как сложно ему показать, как он считает, символ своего унижения😢😢 Эх, Катя старается, выбирает для нас Астариону одежду)) Но как же он хорош и без одежды🥵 Астарион, прости! Я вижу в тебе прежде всего личность, правда. Но ещё я вижу самого красивого мужчину Фаэруна!
Стоит ГОЛЫЙ посреди лагеря. «Не смотрите на меня!», «Не трогайте меня!», «Я тут просто стою и шрамы свои щупаю». И очень удивляется, если после его просьбы проходить мимо ты проходишь мимо.
@@ИришкаВеселова-ъ1щ я больше, чем уверена, что он все равно стоял бы у костра. 😂 Там же лучше видно. А в палатку я бы к нему просто не пошла. Выйти можно беременной 🙈🤣
I did my first playthrough as a tiefling, my playthroughs after where I wasn't felt kinda funny, like wow it was so easy to just be like "oh yeah it says ______" (even if functionally you have to do everything the same still, it's nice to have a little insight)
I love that you can tell who here in the comments plays (or at least knows) BG3 and who doesnt 😅 "Bro's never heard of the double mirror trick" Poor vampy man
After learning what Cazador did to him for 200 years, it's no wonder he'd get triggered and freak out by someone approaching him from behind and touching him 😢
I like to believe that with my woodelf tav this conversation went "So, can you read what's on my back?" "Idk man I failed my passive Arcana check." "You failed a WHAT?!?"
i love that astarion hates me enough that he never mentioned his scars, but raphael told me and astarion expected me to help lol. i gotta play durge next time so i can actually talk to him
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Перевод:
Астарион: Ах, что ты делаешь?
Тав: Прости, я оставлю тебя в покое.
Астарион: Подожди. Прошу прощения, ты застала меня врасплох, только и всего. Я пытался пальцами прощупать шрамы у себя на спине, чтобы хоть как-то прочесть их. Но у меня не получается. Поэтому я хотел бы поинтересоваться, может быть ты могла бы… возможно… ээээ…. Можешь прочитать, что написано на моей чертовой спине?? Пожалуйста.
Тав: Конечно. Повернись ко мне спиной, я нарисую их для тебя.
Астарион: Что это, черт возьми? Что он со мной сделал? Я ходил с этими шрамами целых 2 века и наконец могу видеть их. Кстати, спасибо тебе. Это….ну, я это оценил.
Моя тележечка - t.me/kkotova1
Okay please tell me this who does the voice of this weird person please
@@theetruetolkienpatriot7701 oh, you don’t know? It’s Neil Newbon! 😁
Мне интересно, он что, никогда не видел спин своих братьев и сестер? Там же почти то же, только другой отрывок
@@Reinchi Меня тоже мучает этот вопрос. Они же там, считай, в общаге жили, явно видели друг друга.
@@Reinchi у них разные шрамы были. Если не ошибаюсь каждый это часть поэмы на дьявольском, которые вместе образуют ключ к обряду становления вампира "вознесшимся". Да и вроде касадор запрещал показывать, а братья и сестры не доверяли друг другу настолько, чтобы скрыть что-то от него.
"Can you read whats on my damn back!?" 😡
"Please?" 🥺
If you are a Tiefling, you can. It's Infernal.
"Sure, lets have a look... Hmmm.... There once was a Cleric of Gond, who was cursed with a very small wand."
I'm runing my first play through and now I wish I got this reaction instead
He's a cat, I love him
Imagine if it just said 'kick me' in infernal
🌚too cruel
That's the abridged version
When I tell you I CACKLED
They missed an opportunity there 😂😂
I cackled 😂😂😂
I love how he spins around like a tail-fluffed cat to ask what you think you're doing.
Yeah😂
😂😂
Great. Now I'm imagining Astarion as a large fluffy white cat with red eyes. 😅😅😅
@@sakurakittynoir1400 he is a cat.
It's the way he goes from threatening, vulnerable, to sassy, to broken and cute with every line- he's so full of emotions and I love that so much about him 😭
The most expressive character next to Karlach.
He is an unstable person.
He needs a psychologist.
i was like “200 years and he never found a mirror???” and then i remembered that he’s a vampire
Imagine him finding a mirror for the first time after it and being like "finally i can read it" and then himself remembering it isnt going to work 😂😂😭
But didn't he say he had many lovers??
@@Imserious184right? He didn't think to have someone draw it or read it this whole time???? 😂
@@kathyowens8400 Just gonna act like he didn't freak out over you seeing it? And that you get FAR closer to him than he ever does with those "lovers" who were prey that he never cared about?
Astarion is by far THE most insecure character. It's perfectly reasonable that he hasn't shown it to anyone before.
Glad I'm not the only idiot in here 💀
The animation here is done really well. I especially love the initial surprised turn around and his nervous facial expressions whenever he's asking for help. It all looks really natural.
For real!!!
It looks real because it's mocap. The actor is actually doing those movements and expressions.
@@vulcanhumor Oh, I know. The mocap makes all the difference. Especially with actors who actually care.
@@vulcanhumorit's still animated to look smooth and right, let's not forget the animators.
Aww, love the irritated "Can you read what's on my damn back? Please?"
Omg he's adorable when he has to do that kind of stuff because he doesn't know how to.
If you’re a teifling you can tell him it’s some legal nonsense 😂 I can’t help but think of lawyer Tav
😂right
Yup, refers to it as incomplete bits of Infernal Legal-ese. Which, of course, tells him that it's an Infernal Pact of some sort... which frankly scares the hell out of him - so now, rather than simply asking Raphael what it says, now he wants to know what it _means._ He wants the full details now that you've given him _part_ of the picture.
Is this why so many Astarian vids feature tieflings ....
..... My first Tav is half high elf. I wanted a wel balanced character that understood both sides of the divide and wanted what's best for everyone. To forge a peaceful world no matter how long it takes. Some of her methods are less than ideal but usually she will go with the more diplomatic approach first.
There is a really good (WIP) fic where Tav is a lawyer and helps a lot of the group out with their legal stuff including Wyll! And Astarion! It's so funny because she actually has WORKED with Cazador on legitimate business and she refers to him as a pompus asshole who she can tell mistreats his "employees" (Astarion and the others). Fun Fact: according to this fic's worldbuilding Vampire Spawn count as legal dependants similar to children and it's a crime to abuse them so Cazador has a LOT of crimes that he's gonna have to pay for lmao
@@myheartismadeofstars too funny especially since Aster said he was a Magistrate back in the city ( before he was turned )
I love that when you're a teifling you can just go
- why you got that infernal writing on your back bro?
GODDAMNIT!!! THIS MAN NEEDS MORE THAN JUST A HUG!!!!😭
Yes 😭
how bout either a large group hug or dog pile hug?
More like a guy needs years of theraphy :/
If you’re a teifling then your character can straight up read it out to him
Yes and if you haven’t slept with him he tells where he got it from
“can you read what’s on my damn back ):
Precious kitten. 🥰
more like that feral cat that is starting to think one human is kind of ok
"what are you doing"
I was just scrolling shorts I swear. Ive been set up
lol
When I got that cutscene he just told me to piss off 😭
the way my eyes were jumpin all around this short like they didnt know where to be lookin
😅😅😅😅
Don't know if YT's gonna like shirtless Astarion but let's see :D There are different lines in this dialogue depending on if you can understand Infernal and if you have slept with Astarion already. In this variant my Dark Urge doesn't know infernal but has slept with Astarion.
Many channels I’ve looked at have had a shirtless Astarion, and they’re still up. 😂
It’s not as if he’s fully naked.
Wait what races/classes read infernal?
@@bluedragon8762 Tieflings
@@bluedragon8762my sorcerer elf told him it was infernal, so in this scene he knew it was infernal, but couldn't read it
@@Nirualright! But yt might just restrict the videos from people like it does sometimes you know 😂 this one is doing fine btw
He doesn't need to be so perfect, damnit!
🥲🥲🥲
I was confused as to why he couldn’t look at himself in a mirror then I remembered he’s a vampire.
oh my, that ... must hurt 😢 I mean the scar, the size of it, the way he couldn't see and/or touch it. And how he turns around, like a wild cat
poor dear 💔
😭😭right
He's so awkward and fidgety 🥰, it's adorable
I know that Neil did some of the mocap for Astarion, was this one of the scenes? If not, then I hope whoever animated this was paid extremely well.
And of course, shirtless Astarion is always very appreciated 😘
I think he might have done this one too😁
“CANYOUREADWHAT’SONMYDAMNBACKplease 🥺”
Being a tiefling and immediately knowing it’s infernal was the best part of my first run through
Right he can't even try to see it by himself using mirrors! It's so sad though that you're the first person in 200 years to help him...
why not just put paint on your back and back up into a wall
i would pay so much money to see him do that it would be so funny
It'll get smooshed into an unreadable mess.
LMAO that's genius
Because his back is concave near the spine, it would never touch the wall in full, and if he pressed his back more than necessary, the imprint would smudge, anyway.
Me before: why are you...trying to read them?
Me after: OH, OH OKAY, Yeah that looks like some dark magic shit
Why's he so sexy??? Can't look away!
the way his voice is purring at the end x.x man
I can shake the sassy flirty act off like it's nothinf but this shy vulnerbale stuff? I have no defense.
He is such a gentleman in his own way. I love the way he said please after getting all ruffled.
Bro trying to read his markings like Braille. That shit takes YEARS to learn.
💯
It's the way he hesitates to turn around even after he's asked for your help that gets me. He knows what he signed up for, and that obviously you'll have to be able to look at it, but the effort it takes to turn his back to you when he still sees everything and everyone as a potential threat... This man breaks my heart and I love him all the more for it. 💔❤️🩹❤️
😅 i jumped the first time i saw this my immediate thought was sorry 😅 thank god it was part of the option
I was planning if you could...
Can you read whats on my damn back?! 😡
Please..? 🥺
I love this dude so much.
lmao my line was "astarion shut the fuck up and turn arround " 😂😂😂
… best part is, warlocks get a special dialog, bonus points for tiefling warlock of the fiend!
They do!
I love him
Never been attracted to a video game character before this is a first….😂😂
I'm tracing my scars with my fingers
*Me, mentally tracing his abs with my tongue*
I love this new point of view
Why am I feeling so much attracted to him.. 😭 he is just a character making me numb.. his seductive voice is enough to wreck anyone even though he is saying simple things..❤
I LITERALLY CANT KEEP MY EYES UP WTFFF OMG
That "ahg!.. What are you doing" 😧
I just imagine tav doing a charcoal rubbing
He's sweet 😂❤ and thank s i don't know how to trigger that. I 'm little scared to take the Option 😅
Don’t be scared! He doesn’t even disapprove 😀
О, Боги, какой мужчина, я хочу от тебя сына 💘💘😸😸 красавчик наш, как раз вчера эту сцену прошла... в восьмой раз... вот как от него оторваться 😍
😂😂😂 обожаю эту сцену, он так уязвимо спину показывает свою
Восьмой раз, мне нравится 😂 спамлю сохранения и всегда чекаю все варианты и выбираю лучший
@@missmia7282 то же самое 😊
Просто не могу перестать умиляться этому "my damn back. Please"😁😍 хотя при этом оч грустно то, что видно, что Астарион не умеет просить, и как ему сложно и неловко, что аж злится. И с каким усилием он заставляет себя повернуться спиной, как сложно ему показать, как он считает, символ своего унижения😢😢
Эх, Катя старается, выбирает для нас Астариону одежду)) Но как же он хорош и без одежды🥵
Астарион, прости! Я вижу в тебе прежде всего личность, правда. Но ещё я вижу самого красивого мужчину Фаэруна!
😂он очень хорош без одежды! Но бедный так долго страдал…
I love him ❤
Стоит ГОЛЫЙ посреди лагеря. «Не смотрите на меня!», «Не трогайте меня!», «Я тут просто стою и шрамы свои щупаю». И очень удивляется, если после его просьбы проходить мимо ты проходишь мимо.
Действительно 😂😂😂 такой он кот
Игровая условность, по идее все вот эти заигрывания должны быть внутри его палатки, ну, или вашей)
@@ИришкаВеселова-ъ1щ я больше, чем уверена, что он все равно стоял бы у костра. 😂 Там же лучше видно. А в палатку я бы к нему просто не пошла. Выйти можно беременной 🙈🤣
@@selelebrin так, стоп, он же нежить, откуда дети? А вот выйти с румянцем... вполне-вполне, возможно))
@@ИришкаВеселова-ъ1щ вампиры могут иметь детей в днд. Дампирчики с живыми получаются. 🥰 Так что ни-ни в палатку! 🙈
CAN YOU READ WHATS ON MY DAMN BACK😡 please 🥺
The timing is perfect!
As a Sorcerer you can identify the narkings as Infernal, which gets him to squirm a bit.
Yes and tieflings can do that too
I did my first playthrough as a tiefling, my playthroughs after where I wasn't felt kinda funny, like wow it was so easy to just be like "oh yeah it says ______" (even if functionally you have to do everything the same still, it's nice to have a little insight)
Как начать свой день… открыть ютьюб в автобусе и получить полуголого мужика на весь экран бадвжыжчдажызц спасибо, что рядом со мной никого не было
😂😂ахахаха прошу прощения
@@kkotova1 да я только рада 😏 жаль, что не в подходящее время открыла
I'm staring, duh
My bestie said he was ugly and a ick 😭🙏🏻
Who else put his finger on the Screen to read the Scars? 😂🥰😍❤😜
His voice always reminds me of Tom Ellis' Lucifer❤️
I would PERSONALLY get him trauma informed therapy tbh.
like buddy you're standing in front of everyone, your back directly facing the rest of us, you weren't slick
I love that you can tell who here in the comments plays (or at least knows) BG3 and who doesnt 😅
"Bro's never heard of the double mirror trick"
Poor vampy man
After learning what Cazador did to him for 200 years, it's no wonder he'd get triggered and freak out by someone approaching him from behind and touching him 😢
какой же он красивый, просто шедевр созидателя..а еще в одном предложении поорать и вежливо попросить🙌🤩только Нил умеет 👏👏👏👏👏🫠
Полностью согласна!!!
Sounds like Tom Ellis
Our baby girl
I like to believe that with my woodelf tav this conversation went
"So, can you read what's on my back?"
"Idk man I failed my passive Arcana check."
"You failed a WHAT?!?"
i love that astarion hates me enough that he never mentioned his scars, but raphael told me and astarion expected me to help lol. i gotta play durge next time so i can actually talk to him
Imagine if it were a your mama joke😂
Bro ain’t ever heard of the double mirror trick.
He's a vampire though
Oh… yeah…
Please excuse me while I go bash my head into a wall.
I'm sorry for lowering my eyes every two seconds
I need to get a playstation so i can love this man. 😢❤
I hope you get it soon!!!❤️❤️❤️
Why does his voice remind me of Kenneth Haight from elden ring
Simple really what was written
Cazador lost his diary so he’s writing it on the back of his favourite spawn.
Does anyone else notice that Astarion's abs are asymmetrical?
Ничего не могу поделать, но мне тяжело продолжать смотреть ему в глаза
😀😀😀
This reminds me of Alkibiades of AC ODYSSEY 😅
Угараю с того, как у меня в этой сцене акцент был на его жопке. Камера знает что выделить😂
😂хаха потому что камера чуть снизу под углом была? Есть такое
*CAN YOU READ WHAT'S ON MY DAMN BACK?!* 😡 Please? 🥺
Am I missing something or why didn’t all the spawns just look at each others backs if they had 200 years to figure it out?
This is the smartest comment I’ve ever seen. You are so right 😀
O k listen is it just me Or does he sound like prince charming from the Shrek 😂😂
Not only you 😂👌
Оу оу оу! Что за пожар тут устроили! Астарион, сисечки😅🔥 мужские сисечки😊
😂😂ой ой осторожнее 😂
ААААААААААААААААААААА ОБОЖЕМООООЙЙЙ!!!!!! ОНТАКОЙОБАЛДЕННЫЙ ААААААА!!!!!!!
😁😁😁спокойно…
How do I gwt this scen
Do we ever find out what it actually says or do we just draw it out for him and never find out?
Sure, if you play as tiefling, they can read it, and then Raphael tells what that is later in the game
@@kkotova1 thank you ☺️
boy what happened to ur back 😰
Torture 😢
Two centuries? Bruh, he said he had many lovers. Why didn't he ask them to read it?
Is this a new update?? Since when can you draw his scars?
No, it was always in the game. You can draw the scars for him if you play as race which doesn’t understand infernal
@@kkotova1 mmm I see, I've only made it to that scene as a Tiefling lol that's why I didn't know
How do you get this option
Which one?
Боже, пожалуйста скажите, что за моды вы используете, чтобы он смотрел прямо в камеру во время диалога..
Это просто свободная камера и видеомонтаж 🫠
He only needed two mirrors to see it 😂
He's a vampire though
"CAN YOU READ WHATS ON MY DAMN BACK!" Sigh"please" is still funny to me how he goes from agitated yelling to puppy eyed pleading