*breaks his axe, which he has a stone one still* Reaction = "oh my god, I'm breaking everything I have! I'm breaking everything I have for you right now!"
In which Tobuscus moves into a quaint, peaceful village, promptly destroys their crops, dooming the village to a poor harvest followed by starvation, and traps the residents in a fence in order to shove the wheat he stole from them in their faces, singing all the while.
Evan Ponirakis you forgot the period at the end XD besides calling me that evil word won't do anybetter because i actually don't go on this account anymore :/
Villagers will mate depending on the number of valid doors. A valid door is any door (within the city radius) where the number of "outside" spaces within 5 blocks (in a straight line) on one side of the door is not the same as the number of "inside" spaces within 5 blocks on the other side of the door. A space is considered to be "outside" if it is hit by the sun during the day.
if you haven't noticed that comment was from 9months ago, this problem has obviously been solved because 24 hours after this comment, the channel was not taken down, and is still continuing to make people happy
The irony of you naming the villagers July and Jacob. XD That's two of my good friends and I've always thought they'd be pretty cute together as a couple~ XD
7:42 I automatically thought of Moosh army after he said "we will start a cow army...oh god, we'll invade" and i instinctively thought "cow army will dominate, MOO!" lol wtf is wrong with me XD
I don't understand how he can sit there and say the things he does without laughing to death. I know i'm listening and damn near wetting myself at every little thing.
you have to put two villagers in a room with no doors and after a while they'll end breeding sooner or later or u can also go on creative and spawn a villager while looking at another villager and a baby villager will spawn
Police: Hello sir, what do you need? You: My son has been watching TobyGame's videos and he's swearing because of it. Police: And? You: I want him in jail. Police: *facepalm* Exactly what will happen.
I hope you realize that Toby has sworn twice in all of his Minecraft videos. And he is one of the least violent people on this planet. If you really have a problem with that, then you really shouldn't allow your 6 year old onto the internet (much less TH-cam) or near tampons. Have a good day.
Rather than try to have the internet try to police what your son watches why don't you try what my mum and dad di. It is this revolutionary thing called PARENTING.
I was playing in my NPC village, and here is how it is so far: So my best freind Laquifa (butcher) Is in love with juggo (regular) but juggo is gay and is inlove with laquifa's brother bombo. And as it turns out, Juggo's older brother Bloggo, is in love with laquifa, but Bombo dosent want laquifa getting married to anyone older than her, and Bloggo is a year older. You might have to read this more than once.
hey, hey, hey...wanna know something? you: 1) are being a silly noodle 2) a moldy nugget in a biscuit dipped in mashed potato and BBQ sauce 3) are surrounded by 2 million tobyturner fans Plus, this is your fault this has happened...NOT TOBY'S.
THE FUDGE? Toby dosen't even swear! Sure he says hell, but what the hell is wrong with saying hell? Plus, its YOUR fault YOU let him get on the computer unsupervised.
This exact same comment was on Pewdie's videos. x'D 1. Toby hardly ever swears on his videos, if he does at all. 2. Where does he get the tampons? 3. What are the police going to do? They can't go to Toby's house and arrest him because your son is watching Toby's videos and "getting all of his ideas from him" when you should be watching your son's internet history... Toodles! Mwah!
you are the coolest person i've seen in a while. i mean, most aguing comments go jhfg then hgghhvhg but you have burned their skin off. you might get a subscriber bro
![100 Days - [MINECRAFT NO MINING]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uvZ0f6FnuR0/mqdefault.jpg)
I just started re watching this series again in 2019
*breaks his only sword* reaction = "oh no I broke something." :|
*breaks his axe, which he has a stone one still* Reaction = "oh my god, I'm breaking everything I have! I'm breaking everything I have for you right now!"
The funny thing is My name is Jacob and I asked out a Girl named Julie in Grade 3. XD
And I got Rejected.
It’s okay brother
lol i have been watching toby for years and i cant remember hearing him swear.. ever
In which Tobuscus moves into a quaint, peaceful village, promptly destroys their crops, dooming the village to a poor harvest followed by starvation, and traps the residents in a fence in order to shove the wheat he stole from them in their faces, singing all the while.
why does people reply to people that are like years ago or like days months?
Evan Ponirakis you forgot the period at the end XD besides calling me that evil word won't do anybetter because i actually don't go on this account anymore :/
Evan Ponirakis Well, no need to be rude. :I
mymonsterhigh dolls obviously you do use that acount if you answered :l
+Ella Williams Obviously it had notifications.
No idea
7:14 THAT ZOMBIE DOSENT HAVE ITS ARMS UP
Villagers will mate depending on the number of valid doors. A valid door is any door (within the city radius) where the number of "outside" spaces within 5 blocks (in a straight line) on one side of the door is not the same as the number of "inside" spaces within 5 blocks on the other side of the door. A space is considered to be "outside" if it is hit by the sun during the day.
Damn, this video was made back when my life was good
Shut ur ass up little boy, life was good. Wait till you get your heart broken and start contemplating
this video is awesome it made lol my fav part is when tobygames say ' Jacob said your eyes are like a moldy sunset. '
Hehe. This episode is HILARIOUS." JULIE I'LL TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID" hahahahaha!!
''yes, im smacking u guys with an eyeball'' i burst out laughing idk why
This was the prototype of Felix’s frick chamber
He made something similar to this?
toby:He'll be mine I claim him,I'm gonna name him "Babybuscus"
villagers:Jacob,he's gonna take our baby & rename him!
me:MT DEW ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!
"Bless yo' face" LOL this guy is hilarious
10:20 "Where's my fricken sword sword sword my fricken sword."
i think they are for food, emerald, and repairing enchanted chestplates...as well as a bigger motivation for killing every enemy in sight.
if you haven't noticed that comment was from 9months ago, this problem has obviously been solved because 24 hours after this comment, the channel was not taken down, and is still continuing to make people happy
Wow...this was the first Toby video I ever saw.Memories....
Love ya Toby! ^.^
The irony of you naming the villagers July and Jacob. XD That's two of my good friends and I've always thought they'd be pretty cute together as a couple~ XD
7:42 I automatically thought of Moosh army after he said "we will start a cow army...oh god, we'll invade" and i instinctively thought "cow army will dominate, MOO!" lol wtf is wrong with me XD
Omfg, I FINALLY sneezed.
I can now die happy.
omg i couldnt contain the laughter after he said im gona kill you with this seeds xD
This is a really great episode u hate that someone would troll Toby ,but I really enjoyed this episode.
Toby if you want a partner who protects you here's the crafting recipe:a pumpkin (top),stick (right),stick(left),stick(bottom)
It actually comes back in the episode titled "WORLDBUSCUS RETURNS".
SOOOO GENIUS!! YOURE AWESOME TOBUSCUS!!
That zombie was walking like he's not a zombie!
Look dude, FREEDOM OF SPEECH. If you don't want your six year old watching these, set up some freaking parental controls!
"unless you love crying, which you probably do because youre a chick" lol
villagers will actually mate after a long time. it just takes a while
You do know that Villagers aren't Humans, it's a Creature called a Testificate.
I don't understand how he can sit there and say the things he does without laughing to death. I know i'm listening and damn near wetting myself at every little thing.
Toby says 'trust me' and 'I'm dead' too much
you have to put two villagers in a room with no doors and after a while they'll end breeding sooner or later or u can also go on creative and spawn a villager while looking at another villager and a baby villager will spawn
Police: Hello sir, what do you need?
You: My son has been watching TobyGame's videos and he's swearing because of it.
Police: And?
You: I want him in jail.
Police: *facepalm*
Exactly what will happen.
Toby really wanted to mate things in this episode... O.o hahaha
' i guess you dont have the tools to hook up ' xD
To avoid such bitter fate,put it on peaceful.
silly toby using wheat to reproduce squidward babies.... they want wooden doors!
That is the most awesome coincedence ever.
when he said "he couldn't get it up" i almost PEED MYSELF;DD
And here we are 4 months later.
Thanks for the support man :D :P
did you see Humans can mate now Tobuscus? it gets triggered with doors closing for some reason though, on our server they started breeding like crazy
Uhh I dont think Toby is the reason that your son is throwing tampons at his teacher.
"When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they make a Buscus, ;D"
I hope you realize that Toby has sworn twice in all of his Minecraft videos. And he is one of the least violent people on this planet. If you really have a problem with that, then you really shouldn't allow your 6 year old onto the internet (much less TH-cam) or near tampons. Have a good day.
Toby please make more video's!! I think your hilarious and I watch your videos everyday!
Rather than try to have the internet try to police what your son watches why don't you try what my mum and dad di. It is this revolutionary thing called PARENTING.
does he spend the whole friggin 10 minutes trying to get "Julie" into that fence?
I was playing in my NPC village, and here is how it is so far:
So my best freind Laquifa (butcher) Is in love with juggo (regular) but juggo is gay and is inlove with laquifa's brother bombo. And as it turns out, Juggo's older brother Bloggo, is in love with laquifa, but Bombo dosent want laquifa getting married to anyone older than her, and Bloggo is a year older.
You might have to read this more than once.
hey, hey, hey...wanna know something?
you:
1) are being a silly noodle
2) a moldy nugget in a biscuit dipped in mashed potato and BBQ sauce
3) are surrounded by 2 million tobyturner fans
Plus, this is your fault this has happened...NOT TOBY'S.
He can't get it up ! He can't get it up.
It's that thing trolls copy quotes off of the internet, it's called 'Copypasta'. He's a troll. He has no six year old child.
where in the world does your son find tampons to throw at the teacher lol
Btw, u can make creepers friendly with wheat, thats why they didnt explode
Apparently I am a citizen in Minecraft.
That looks like a human Squidward.
damn, i sneezed during the video.. i can die happy now
hes obsessed with the names Jacob and Samantha...and babies
Don't feed the trolls, if you're not a potato...
and his enderman roommate! *sobs*
Am i missing something? Because he is intentionally using his iron swords on grass lol
I have to say I have never seen toby throw tampons at people. Also, you can easily stop your son from watching these videos on youtube.
instead of whatever you babbling about, supervise your own child. Toby entertains people not teaching the thing your son did at school
I just love finding the comment sections full of people crying over trolls. It's so fun.
Only tobuscus could make a bow with bendy string and strait wood xD
As far as I know, Toby has NEVER made any jokes like that...
HAHAHA..i knew it was a troll when i read the tampon bit HAHAHAAH
I remember watching this back when this came out and my dad saw the title and his friend was there I was so embarrassed :)
I put a creeper and human together and left for 30 seconds and when I came back there was three baby humans
And this is a bad case of the "I use wheat too much" syndrome.
One way you can it's a troll. . .Toby doesn't swear.
Still better love story than twilight
chill bro, he was agreeing with you. jeeze.
"Throwing tampons at his teacher"
I think there is more wrong with him than just TH-cam videos.
THE FUDGE? Toby dosen't even swear! Sure he says hell, but what the hell is wrong with saying hell? Plus, its YOUR fault YOU let him get on the computer unsupervised.
he said your eyes were as green as a moldy sunset
This was my first vid i saw from Tobuscus, fucking love it
my little brother (NAMED JACOB) watches tobuscus all the time and he loves it when he heres his name
I just come here for the memories of past videos
Toby: Oh your eyes...Jackob said that your eyes are like a..a...a moldy sunset.. :3
Omg i died laughing XD
9:15. Lol! did anybody hear the banging? too funny
Nobody forced your son to watch Toby. And Toby is not breaking the law or anything?
1. Look at the "Uploaded By" date
2. feel sorry for yourself
dude its the weekend i learn mating next week in health
"I am giving you 24 hours to remove your account and if you don't I will involve the police" - posted 8 months ago.
i respect him too
Oh no, not you too! There are to many potatos in this world...
Toby doesn't swear or throw tampons (but he does make a few sexual remarks).
Why did that zombie at 7:18 have the same motion as the player would when Toby hit it?
Glitch prolly
my very first tobuscus video
1. toby games does NOT swear
2. toby games does not involve sexing
3 what da hell is a tampons
This exact same comment was on Pewdie's videos. x'D 1. Toby hardly ever swears on his videos, if he does at all. 2. Where does he get the tampons? 3. What are the police going to do? They can't go to Toby's house and arrest him because your son is watching Toby's videos and "getting all of his ideas from him" when you should be watching your son's internet history... Toodles! Mwah!
this is old but its DEFO 1 of tobys best videooos!
@DeeVeeTee583 It's Townbuscus. He already said that a couple episodes ago.
you are the coolest person i've seen in a while. i mean, most aguing comments go jhfg then hgghhvhg but you have burned their skin off. you might get a subscriber bro
For some reason I always think that Jeb got the idea of villager reproduction from Toby's videos...
Give them bread and you make it like three wheat in a row strait across
besides, toby doesnt even swear at all in his videos, the closest he's ever come is mother-foop... i mean come on man, seriously?