That tragic backstory thing is surprisingly relatable. In Spelljammer, I played a rogue who had a really healthy and loving relationship with his family. Later, the planet basically got nuked.
So for me im a dm. I have a player who always has tragic backstories and i do not like it. So i do my best to improve the pc’s life while still providing a good game
So for me im a dm. I have a player who always has tragic backstories and i do not like it. So i do my best to improve the pc’s life while still providing a good game
It reminds me of an old article I read a while ago, that basically suggested players never have anyone their PC would care for, because the GM will feel obligated to target them, and "you don't want to make it uncomfortable out of game, do you?" One of the reasons I'm not excited about "playing as back in the days" with no communication and the DM intentionally messing with players.
Well In my game I play a gnoll barbarian storm herauld who lived in frost plain and in my backstory u had people I care they ar my old gnoll team and a silver dragon (in the lore I created and the dm loved I lived in a mountain where a silver dragon lived pu ancestor became friendly toward him after loot of time and the silver dragon manage change our mind most like whe all worship bahamut and whe became chaotic good or lawfull good) so good luck for kill a whole gnoll that can use ice magic and they ar helped by a silver dragon
You're 100% correct! Also, the female body misses out on having the sweet choker that the male body has! Either give them both the choker design or give them both the impossible X cloth stapled to the bottom of their tits!!
Ok ngl, I like that last meme where the character dislocated their own thumb to slip out of the cuffs and teleport. If I was a DM and that happened, I would've awarded an inspiration for out of box thinking
If the players split off to goes to 2 different towns, you can improvise by adding an evil minion casting illusions to lure travelers into this town in particular to steal their moneys at the only inn.
I regards to 5:11, My first character, from 3.5 days, was a halfling rogue. Both parents dead, killed by a mugger in front of him. He was raised by his grandmother. Years later he was basically forced to join a street gang under threat. The DM decided that his mother was actually alive, that what he saw get killed was a magically created duplicate. That she actually started the street gang, but in those days it was more of a Robin Hood kind of thing. And she was driven into hiding by the evil people currently in charge of it.
2:10 1.) No floating islands. 2.) You're fighting to protect the government organization. 3.) I will rip off fictional monsters, and you're gonna like it. 4.) I'm evil, not a psychopath.
In mine: 1. No floating islands, the clouds are just solid surfaces. 2. The government organizations have been hijacked by malicious 3rd parties. Good government officials are trying to weed out the corruption and the evil ones are the BBEGs. 3. I will entirely erase a fictional monster race from my story (A crusade completely killed off all fiends) just so I can replace them with a better one. (The dead sent to my world's hell are now organized, not being tortured by fiends, and are actively trying to escape the underworld. Their tormented souls appear as burning corpses on the material plane and they aren't classified as undead, so they can't be destroyed or banished easily. 4. I don't insert sexual content into my games. Also, I am not interested in sexual exploration or experience, and all 18+ related content in my games is banned without exception. Didn't know if you'd find that interesting or not, but figured I'd give mine to potentially get the creative gears turning in your head. I hope you get something good out of it.
1:34 I think I have that exact book, which I also found at a bookstore. Edit: yep, just checked. Enchanted Locations: Crypts and Tombs. Made for the d20 system (3.5) by Fast Forward Entertainment. Poorly made, with very little respect for or familiarity with the system, but a source of inspiration nonetheless.
0:04 uhh yeah I play a owlin artificer that is basically a terrorist with a comically large hammer like 4 or 5 times her size even as the 4'8 birb she is she's also raised by dwarves in a junkyard and was incredibly willing to murder an old lady once she(old lady)witnessed the murder of a suspicious guy the party killed and was debating on who gets the loot I and another got 9 gold while the rest of the party got 8 gold because Me and the other guy did the damage I got a blow with a crossbow while the other got the kill with a hatchet throw
Me smiling and rubbing my hands like a cartoon character whenever I see a fantasy land with floating islands (lost treasure behind a waterfall will do too)
I'm tired of people saying that knowing trolls are weak to fire is metagaming. Unless the character has been living under a rock, everyone knows trolls are weak to fire. Trolls are common creatures. As an example, vampires don't even exist in the real world yet everyone irl knows they are weak to sunlight, same for werevolves and silver. A character in dnd could have heard a story just like us irl.
I would both be the bard that rolls nat20 to seduce the dragon and also the DM that would immediately ask for said bard to roll for a con save because boning a giant ass dragon is DEFINITELY going to cause both physical and psychic damage.
not if you're the top... let me explain: so basically dragons are reptiles and lizards have very small bits. if we do the math and scale up a lizard to dragon size than we learn that a dragon's bits would be about the size of an average horse's bits, and through *cough* research we have learned that humans can technically take that soooo... the biggest danger would be the actual weight of the dragon if you were the bottom. -sincerely a DM that was told this by his problematic bard as an excuse on why seducing Quilsnor the Pale (albino red greatwyrm) shouldn't come with any consequences (from then on he'd constantly get sending messages from her about watching the eggs and eventually the player decided to retire their bard and come back into the campaign as one of his dragonborn children)
I had my paladin get 1 shot in the first enemy roll of my first combat of my first game. 1 edition is brutal a nat20 with a 100 on percentile equals instant decapitation our DM rolled openly just horrible luck.
I did the opposite my first campaign Decapitated the goblin in one shot Meanwhile my players in the first session of the current campaign I am running almost died because I underestimated the environmental hazard of jumping between two ships
See, I can do more generic high fantasy and leave the interesting creative aspects up to social interplay, politics, and of course the contributions of the players. And I can make more creative worlds that don't just have things cribbed from video games or movies, stock standard ideas that have been seen a thousand times, etc. There's nothing wrong with those things, I just like wild and fresh ideas that make people gasp. But I don't disguise my kinks. There is no thin disguise, there's no heavy disguise, there's just kinks. I believe our world is pretty fucking kinky, and I think it's realistic for any world created that has sex and any kind of sexual interplay between people to be the exact same.
The gargantuan monster’s melee attacks being AoE instead of single target actually makes a lot of sense
That tragic backstory thing is surprisingly relatable. In Spelljammer, I played a rogue who had a really healthy and loving relationship with his family.
Later, the planet basically got nuked.
Literally the plot of Star Wars
So for me im a dm. I have a player who always has tragic backstories and i do not like it. So i do my best to improve the pc’s life while still providing a good game
So for me im a dm. I have a player who always has tragic backstories and i do not like it. So i do my best to improve the pc’s life while still providing a good game
It reminds me of an old article I read a while ago, that basically suggested players never have anyone their PC would care for, because the GM will feel obligated to target them, and "you don't want to make it uncomfortable out of game, do you?" One of the reasons I'm not excited about "playing as back in the days" with no communication and the DM intentionally messing with players.
Well In my game I play a gnoll barbarian storm herauld who lived in frost plain and in my backstory u had people I care they ar my old gnoll team and a silver dragon (in the lore I created and the dm loved I lived in a mountain where a silver dragon lived pu ancestor became friendly toward him after loot of time and the silver dragon manage change our mind most like whe all worship bahamut and whe became chaotic good or lawfull good) so good luck for kill a whole gnoll that can use ice magic and they ar helped by a silver dragon
6:20 NO, I REFUSE TO ACEPT THIS!!!!!
The male's chest cloth should be higher, as it doesn't cover the nips. Then, they are equal.
You're 100% correct! Also, the female body misses out on having the sweet choker that the male body has! Either give them both the choker design or give them both the impossible X cloth stapled to the bottom of their tits!!
At this point they might as well be naked
You could also lower the female figure's chest cloth. Also equal.
Ok ngl, I like that last meme where the character dislocated their own thumb to slip out of the cuffs and teleport. If I was a DM and that happened, I would've awarded an inspiration for out of box thinking
1:58 knew the meme format, still cackled like a hyena at greg being a dwarf
If the players split off to goes to 2 different towns, you can improvise by adding an evil minion casting illusions to lure travelers into this town in particular to steal their moneys at the only inn.
The Fear and Hunger meme hits hard...
“A terrifying presence has entered the campaign”
I regards to 5:11, My first character, from 3.5 days, was a halfling rogue. Both parents dead, killed by a mugger in front of him. He was raised by his grandmother. Years later he was basically forced to join a street gang under threat.
The DM decided that his mother was actually alive, that what he saw get killed was a magically created duplicate. That she actually started the street gang, but in those days it was more of a Robin Hood kind of thing. And she was driven into hiding by the evil people currently in charge of it.
2:10
1.) No floating islands.
2.) You're fighting to protect the government organization.
3.) I will rip off fictional monsters, and you're gonna like it.
4.) I'm evil, not a psychopath.
In mine:
1. No floating islands, the clouds are just solid surfaces.
2. The government organizations have been hijacked by malicious 3rd parties. Good government officials are trying to weed out the corruption and the evil ones are the BBEGs.
3. I will entirely erase a fictional monster race from my story (A crusade completely killed off all fiends) just so I can replace them with a better one. (The dead sent to my world's hell are now organized, not being tortured by fiends, and are actively trying to escape the underworld. Their tormented souls appear as burning corpses on the material plane and they aren't classified as undead, so they can't be destroyed or banished easily.
4. I don't insert sexual content into my games. Also, I am not interested in sexual exploration or experience, and all 18+ related content in my games is banned without exception.
Didn't know if you'd find that interesting or not, but figured I'd give mine to potentially get the creative gears turning in your head. I hope you get something good out of it.
0:15 let it be known that Vecna chose lightning bolt instead of fireball
2:10 Is it bad that I fill 3 of these? 😂
1:34 I think I have that exact book, which I also found at a bookstore.
Edit: yep, just checked. Enchanted Locations: Crypts and Tombs. Made for the d20 system (3.5) by Fast Forward Entertainment. Poorly made, with very little respect for or familiarity with the system, but a source of inspiration nonetheless.
6:00 This is why you dont make characters with the intention of breaking a campaign.
6:20 Githyanki underwear in BG3 be like😂
0:04 uhh yeah I play a owlin artificer that is basically a terrorist with a comically large hammer like 4 or 5 times her size even as the 4'8 birb she is she's also raised by dwarves in a junkyard and was incredibly willing to murder an old lady once she(old lady)witnessed the murder of a suspicious guy the party killed and was debating on who gets the loot I and another got 9 gold while the rest of the party got 8 gold because Me and the other guy did the damage I got a blow with a crossbow while the other got the kill with a hatchet throw
my homebrew setting is different because all of the humanoid races are derived hominids
Me smiling and rubbing my hands like a cartoon character whenever I see a fantasy land with floating islands (lost treasure behind a waterfall will do too)
Jokes on you instead of floating islands I made a layered underground world
I was that paladin that got dropped in round one of combat. Darn orc assassin hit me like a train.
HE MENTIONED UUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuusss-
(i play fear and hunger. a lot)
I'm tired of people saying that knowing trolls are weak to fire is metagaming. Unless the character has been living under a rock, everyone knows trolls are weak to fire. Trolls are common creatures.
As an example, vampires don't even exist in the real world yet everyone irl knows they are weak to sunlight, same for werevolves and silver. A character in dnd could have heard a story just like us irl.
Hey... those puzzles for babies are hard for groups of idiots.
I would both be the bard that rolls nat20 to seduce the dragon
and also the DM that would immediately ask for said bard to roll for a con save because boning a giant ass dragon is DEFINITELY going to cause both physical and psychic damage.
not if you're the top...
let me explain: so basically dragons are reptiles and lizards have very small bits. if we do the math and scale up a lizard to dragon size than we learn that a dragon's bits would be about the size of an average horse's bits, and through *cough* research we have learned that humans can technically take that soooo...
the biggest danger would be the actual weight of the dragon if you were the bottom.
-sincerely a DM that was told this by his problematic bard as an excuse on why seducing Quilsnor the Pale (albino red greatwyrm) shouldn't come with any consequences
(from then on he'd constantly get sending messages from her about watching the eggs and eventually the player decided to retire their bard and come back into the campaign as one of his dragonborn children)
1:01 he just brought back memories
I had my paladin get 1 shot in the first enemy roll of my first combat of my first game. 1 edition is brutal a nat20 with a 100 on percentile equals instant decapitation our DM rolled openly just horrible luck.
It do be like that sometimes, imo adventuring should be dangerous and exhausting. So makes sense
I did the opposite my first campaign
Decapitated the goblin in one shot
Meanwhile my players in the first session of the current campaign I am running almost died because I underestimated the environmental hazard of jumping between two ships
1:39 depends on the context
Love the video bro! Keep up the memes man.
2:20 the topright one is for realistic dnd
1:47 Can someone explain the joke? seems like a regular playlist to me
DnD playlist, but the image on the cover is Pathfinder 2E art
That last one was smart
I can indeed hear pictures😂
in pathfinder 1 level is very powerful no matter what
0:49
Those two memes directly after one another...
Hm.
Hmmmm.
1:02 well what about darkest dungeon, SS13 medival servers, chat GPT ideas, modern time that is VERY rare in DND?
Nat 20 doesn’t necessarily mean success
See, I can do more generic high fantasy and leave the interesting creative aspects up to social interplay, politics, and of course the contributions of the players. And I can make more creative worlds that don't just have things cribbed from video games or movies, stock standard ideas that have been seen a thousand times, etc. There's nothing wrong with those things, I just like wild and fresh ideas that make people gasp.
But I don't disguise my kinks. There is no thin disguise, there's no heavy disguise, there's just kinks. I believe our world is pretty fucking kinky, and I think it's realistic for any world created that has sex and any kind of sexual interplay between people to be the exact same.
3:46 rolemaster player:💀
yeah that’s accurate 3:46
1:20 Yeah, that is me. Abandoning the metagame, frustrating the rest of the players with my sub optimal choices.
0:14 aren’t Tiamat and Bahamut engaged, actually
That doesn't mean they won't fight on sight.
4:48 is relatable
0:42😂😂😂
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