Ranking All Terraria NPCs On If They Could Be My Lawyer
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All 37 Terraria NPCs were ranked and given their chance to defend me in a court of law!
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The angler hopes you die in some quest dialouges. He'd get you into jail because it'll be funny to him.
Only reason he would help you is so you can catch more fish for him. So you better be doing your daily quests or else.
yea but it depends on how many "workers" he has, if you are the only one he might try to keep you around and you cant do that while in jail. or yk he might just say but it would be funny.
Not to mention, he (and Princess) are literally children and while I'm not *100%* sure on this, buuut I'm pretty sure a child can't be a lawyer.
A person who finds humor in people's suffering? Sounds like the perfect lawyer to me!
the tavernkeep will give me a glass of ale, i'll get a charge for showing up drunk instead of whatever crime i commited. SSS tier. (that is exactly how it works.)
Just don't quote this video when you are in the courtroom
hear me out, the pirate would call upon the old laws and duel the prosecutor to get you off scot free
Of course pirate would win because he’s got a big gun
Pirate would be either a crack shot at a duel or a master swordsman so I think my innocence is all but guaranteed!
If not that I feel like he would be. "Yer honor! Ye gotta believe me. My crew saw the laddy somewhere else with thier own eyes." As like 20 pirates just bust In with guns and either provide (probably forged) evidence. Or hold the entire Judge and jury hostage for ransom lol
@@Beepers559he's got the big iron on his hip
@@eddiefirstenberg1000 the biggest iron to be exact
drunk princess would get you the death penalty for loitering
"Your honor... my client- **hic** pleads "Nuh-uh"."
@@Thomas_Everman "The Fuck you mean Nuh-uh?!"
@Thomas_Everman "Your honor, you weren't even there STFU.
Well just don't mess with her when she is inebriated (even though she is a child still)
@@thatotherguysf1089 The Drunk Princess is an NPC from Calamity Mod :p
Angler is definitely F, he would agree to represent you, pretend to start researching, and walk to the stand day of and say "He did it. He committed the crime. I recommend community service in the form of fishing for me."
That is EXACTLY how he would respond lmao
i mean….. atleast you only have to go fishing instead of going to jail
@@Schneemann-rx6jb Bold of you to assume both that fishing for him is better than jail, *and* that he'd be able to convince the judge.
Your honor, my client has a solid alibi for not being in the underworld at the time of the guide's death.
Your honor, my client simply was not there during the Wall of Flesh engagement that the prosecution loves to keep bringing up
The Clothier failed so bad at handling a contract he got bound to Skeletron. Other then playing dirty, I doubt he can help.
Clothier gets his redemption arc to at least try and help me with my legal troubles
@@thatotherguysf1089 His "Redemption Arc" invovles Forging Evidence. I doubt that is classified as a Redemption. XD
Why the guy who can pass illegal parts is so low..???
The arms dealer definitely has some serious connections!
Ilegal parts is a funny concept in terraria, not only there is no goverment in that part of the world you play in to enforce it but who the hell is gona arrest the terrarian? The guy is superman-level in vanilla and lets not talk about modded...
That's true so he may just send me off to jail and give me the connections once I am inside!
@@thatotherguysf1089nah, arms dealer definitely higher, he knows the laws and such, only selling illegal parts at night, knows the prime weather to commit crimes at, this man knows how to get away with crime, he would definitely swap the evidence bullets with different ones to successfully frame someone else, he would mod your gun to use different caliber, like all the dirt ways you can think of the arms dealer would do, that guy's at least B tier
@@4dmost991 the IRS
@@dumb214 shit you right, no one can escape the wrath of the IRS....
Clothier: "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
I would definitely be acquitted looking back in history
In defense of the witch doctor, he'd probably be able to do *some* sort of magic to make the jury all agree you're not guilty
Witch Doctor secret magic attorney?!?
@@thatotherguysf1089 He might need to harvest like, a little bit of your liver in the stead of it for cost, but hey, it's worth not losing the whole thing in jail
@@No-oo2ug yeah, especially since it will grow back
@sup3rlu1gi and since you can live with(out?) 75% of your liver
@@absoluteagony You could ABSOLUTELY live with 75% of a liver, but not without 75% of one, not only does the liver grow back, too, (albeit fairly slowly) but most people could live with up to half their liver
I like how you trust a child with glitter more than a capitalist to defend you.
I might be going to jail with my lawyer choices. We will just have to see!
Clothier lower than S? I’ll have to unsubscribe
HOLY MOLY CHIPPY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IM A BIG FAN
This is exactly why he’s not in S tier
theres probably a movie refrence out there with a lawyer in it
chippy@!!!
Chippy is here?? O_O
I wouldn't trust the mystic slime to use magic in my defense. So far it has canonically tried and failed to procure an actual wizard hat, then it turned itself into a frog.
Turn me into a frog so I may escape the courtroom Mystic Slime!
"The nurse seems like one of those ride or die kinda people" The nurse when im fighting an abomination of flesh and am 4 silver short of a heal:
"Sir you have killed so many wild animals that i cant remember the law"
"I forgot my guide to critter companionship i swear"
“Your honor, I simply forgot to hold onto my Guide to Critter Companionship. It was at my bedside table I swear!”
Nah no way the dryad, who cares more than anyone about purity and fighting evil, is higher than the angler, who literally calls you a slave and would definitely absolutely take your money and run
cant be his slave if you’re locked up
As long as she doesn't throw her purity powder onto the judge or jury we might get out with a W
Ah, but her morals might lead her to throw if she thinks you're guilty.
The Angler could distract the judge with fishing quests, allowing you to sneak off.
Or the Angler could just take them on a fishing trip himself! I would join him and go bass fishing!
7:16 the amount of physical pain i felt when this was not a c tier is immeasurable.
Hey sorry I will throw them into the C-tier next time I swears it!!
thanks for making the only tier lists that matter. forget ranking NPCs on how useful they are this is much more important
It is super important! It needed to be done
Jesus christ he did an entire tierlist ranking characters around the law based purely on vibes
respectable, also painter knows his shit about copyright law don't underestimate him
That’s what this channel is about just ranking based on the vibes😎
2:40 it’s actually if the player has used life crystals, so it’s 120 or greater
Words sometimes hard for me
@@thatotherguysf1089 understandable lol
Demolitionist would be nice. "Why cleanse the world when you can just blow it up?" He'd just nuke everyone if they gave us a guilty verdict XD
The Demolitionist can do all of that when I leave I gotta stay alive to make more tier lists!
Why is the wizard in S he's constantly forgetting thing like he's probably going to forget that he's my lawyer
The zoologist is the type to wiggle her finger and say "NUH UH" to the judge
Bro I am UPSET with some of your rankings! This is ridiculous! Angler should be at F TIER, Judge wouldn't even ALLOW a CHILD to represent you legally. Also the steampunker should be as high as the MECHANIC, they're both just as smart!! I'd honestly place the GOLFER way above the LITERAL MUSHROOM MAN, earnest adults who aren't insane or have serious behavioral issues should AT LEAST be at C tier. 1/10 awful tier list, you should be ashamed.
Naw I'm joking here, it was a great video.
Sorry forgive me :(
But seriously I hope you continue to enjoy the content!
I think angler and zoologist should be in E. Angler is a child and the Zoologist has more empathy than the dye trader and less bombs than the demolishionist so she is probably comparable to the dye trader's effectiveness. I agree with the Dryad's placement. Also, she may be able to get off the hook from her clothing situation for the following 4 reasons:
1: She technically isn't human
2: It is part of her culture.
3: It seems to magically always cover her private parts and such (Which she may or may not even have in the first place being a non-human)
4: She can possibly enter a less humanlike plant form maybe?
I think the arms dealer is actually c tier because he is clearly a criminal who has not been caught, giving him some credence of ability to keep people out of jail. Also he probably wouldn't pull out a gun in court because he isn't stupid and knows he can't gun a whole court down (It's a lot of people). Only risk is if the judge recognizes him. Old man is F tier but not because he doesn't care about you. It's more because he is bound to the dungeon and literally cannot walk to the court room. Other placements are good. Also reconsidering the zoologist, she may be distracted a similar amount as the party girl would. E tier may still be a viable placement though as many cases involve animals which would make her slightly less distracted.
Please dont stop doing these, i love them
Thanks for loving them! There are more to come for sure!
I think the clothing for the dryad and witch doctor could possibly be ok if they argued they were wearing it for religious reasons, which they kinda are
You know that's fair I don't know I have 0 law degrees
i am gonna guess all go to F tier since they all have a criminal record on them in order to resemble Terraria's community.
that criminal record is stealing ice cream.
i stole ice cream and have 55 hours in Terraria(legitimately rookie numbers)
Better return or face the consequences!
Smash like if you are a Terrarist (a Terraria player)
Just to clarify for people who haven't really played terraria, yes, 55 hours is barely any playtime in terraria. I have over 90 hours on a character I haven't even done Moonlord with
This is the one video that I will now use to describe how my brain works
That's exactly how my brain works hence why I post this kind of content!
I think the goblin tinkerer would give an S tier sounding argument, but its full of tiny misunderstandings of the law that bring it to more of a B tier argument, and he also charges you absurd prices
looks like you got into legal trouble for letting all the bosses host cookouts lmao
Hey I wanted to give them a chance I am just too optimistic!
TF2 characters on how well they could run a hotel
Medic walks in on a gas leak:
“I don’t think its anything to worry about”
Leaves.
Demo: The place would be a fucking WRECK, there is no way that man knows anything about running a hotel. Probably several health code violations as well. He'd probably share his leftovers with you, god help you if you get something from the back of his fridge. Some people might find that he's not in F tier strange given the hotel is trashed and barely in operation, but once you see the other options, you'll see. Gonna go with D tier.
Soldier: Upon being told to take people to the homes of stars, he takes those people to a FIELD where a bunch of soldiers died. I bet he would set up tents and advertise it as a "hotel". If you wanna eat 100 year old military rations, this ones for you. Not really even a hotel, or decent living situation at all, even the rat infested demo hotel is probably better. F tier, the F stands for F'merica.
Heavy: We can already see him and his family create a relatively homely environment in the comics, I bet he could run a modest hotel in the Serbian mountains, some sort of very small scale one at least. Provides the 5~ people staying there a nice hearty meal of bear and veggies. Do NOT mess with the hotel staff in any way, it won't end up well. I think despite being super small and in the frozen mountains with only basic accommodations, it's still very nicely taken care of, easy B tier experience.
Medic: As a medic the place would be really sterile and clean at the very least and hey look at that there's always a medic on site. Probably well organized too, and designed to fit as many people as possible. One small problem is that it would have very plain and boring to look at hospital aesthetic likely. Only REALLY big problem is he would experiment on some people in their sleep, but I think medic could keep that under wraps so that it's merely a rumor. Not entirely sure what food he would offer, but I bet no one can tell what it is either, and I sure as hell wouldn't trust it. IN spite of all it's horrible grotesque flaws, it's still gonna be a really well managed large scale hotel, B tier.
Scout: Scout's "hotels" would probably be something more of an impromptu living situation you'd get from couch surfing. I'd imagine he'd force like 10 people in the same house for a "hotel". He'd probably live in it himself too. You can dive on in to the pantry stocked with Cheetos and Fruitloops and all the healthy things your body needs. Overall a livable experience, even if unprofessional and suboptimal. Might even be super cheap. C tier.
Spy: This man has an impeccable sense of style and could likely manage MANSIONS let alone a hotel. I'd like to think it'd probably be a hotel for mercs to hide in and lay low for awhile, with various arms and defenses provided as an option for patrons. Probably provides some nice French cuisine. Only downside is the price but still, probably the best run hotel out of any merc so far. I would have to either be an idiot or hate the French to not put him in S tier.
Pyro: It would be painted all over in bright colors and plastic candy props like it's some sort of Willy Wonka tour, mixed with hidden guts and gore of course for the extra sprinkles on top of the already unnerving cake that is his Disneyland type hotel he'd call "Pyroland". Good luck trying to ignore the smell of gasoline that's been left around. You'd probably be served a severed head with a gas can on the side. I'd give it a week till the whole place combusts. F tier.
Sniper: I think he'd most likely manage a trailer park rather than a hotel. Likely in some sort of humid outback too, but other than that and the extreme price I feel it wouldn't be too bad. He'd probably hunt kangaroos for a cookout he'd be the host of. C tier.
Engineer: I have a strong feeling he would run a motel rather than a hotel and I don't really know why. It'd probably have really high quality luxuries with stuff like an automatic back massager. I bet his staff would be 100% robots too, with some teleporters built in to speed stuff up like delivering food to people's rooms. One problem/benefit would be his security which would be automatic turrets, so make sure to wear the the ID badges when you leave/enter your room. I can't really decide what he would serve, something Texan I guess? Grill up some burgers? Regardless it's an easy A tier.
Not too bad of an idea! There are other videos lined up so we will have to see!
@@thatotherguysf1089 Too late! Did it first LMAO
@@fireking6308just make sure the engineer doesn’t accidentally teleport any bread, you know…
arms dealer below angler nah we cant have that here
the arms dealer certainly knows how to keep at least themselves out of the slammer, so they can definitely give you some opsec advice (both to not make things worse for yourself and how to prevent further run ins with the law) they probably also have some contacts who could pull some strings in your favor, as well as get you a good lawyer (better than them at least) and even if none of that works out and you end up in jail, they could just call up a bunch of muscle to break you out
in short the arms dealer is going to get you out of trouble, one way or the other
It was strangely hypnotizing and I loved it, just like the previous one.
I hope my hypnotism never wears off then! Thanks for enjoying the content!
The dryad, gobbo tinkerer an mechanic also give me the vibe of defending you if you're not guilty but throwing you under the bus if you are.
The Dryad would through purification powder onto the judge or throw some leaves at him
Would the judge enjoy those? Maybe if they are a cool judge B)
The Witch Doctor And I Are Good Friends So He Is Going In To A Tier For ME
You can hire the Witch Doctor as your attorney then!
couldnt the princess just. give you a "free from punishment" card due to political immunity?
if i did something that bad and the demolitionist was there, both of us will be going to jail.
Imagine terraria mod where after killing the guide using voodoo doll the wall of flesh is a judge and the prosecution starts, where you have to defend your case (and you can choose 1 other npc to be your lawyer to help you)
Great video! Very fun concept.
Perhaps the next video could be something with summon minions or cosmetic pets?
We will have to see! There are more tier lists to come that is for sure😎
The pirate captain would just shoot the judge with a cannon if they said guilty
also i can just imagine the old man accidentally getting cursed and turning into skeletron mid court case and that will not go well
for either party
Before going to judge, make sure that your lawyer has a gun license 😂
Guide definitely depends on the crime and if you did it or not imo. I feel like he’d tell the judge you’re guilty if you committed like, tax fraud or burglary. He seems like a stickler for the rules, and wouldn’t care what your relationship is.
That said, if ur innocent? Yeah he’s got you for sure
Angler will show up, then deliberately say that something reminds him of when you committed a crime. Then he'll make the judges do a fishing quest knowing you'll sneak off, before he says to the judges you escaped. He'll then let you free of jail after telling them all about the crime you committed, keeping them distracted with the fishing quests. Then he's going to force you to do some quests and that'll be your prison replacement. Then he'll get you in jail.
Thank god for the guide i needed this. i managed to get out 7 death sentenced for genocide on all life of terraria
YEAH! I love this tier lists there so unique 😭
Hey I appreciate it! There is definitely more to come!
Me: I need to do homework
I need to see which terraria npc would be the best lawyer
Also you need to make sure the trial isn’t at night or the Guns Dealer also will come in with ILLEGAL gun parts that are too illegal to even attempt to sell during the day. So not only would you definitely be going to prison but so would he.
so, a case against your princess placement, the fisher the party girl and the princess are all children, therefore they can not practice law and should not be included in a tierlist based on how well they would practice law. Your honour, I rest my case
The Party Girl is not shown to be a child, since she doesn't share the "[NPC] has left!" message when dropping to 0 HP. The Princess and Angler are the only NPCs that do that, because they are underage. Other than that, yes the Angler and Princess should NOT be lawyers because they're kids.
I am gonna give these kids their chance at being my defense attorney!
Party girl isn’t a child
As the other two already said, the party girl isn’t a child. The two things that mark an NPC as a child are their height (shorter than other NPCs) and their death message being changed to “ has left!”
Imagine a tier list of your tier lists (maybe as a 10k sub special?)
It is a long road until 10K but that isn’t too bad of an idea!! Thanks for the suggestion
ok, the cookout one was already cool
this one made me change my mind about laws
what next? which terraria boss is the best streamer/gamer?
the most useful tier list ever created (real)
Useful? Maybe😎 I am glad you enjoyed the tier list!
The guide would know every single law in the book
i would trust the angler the most because if i was in jail, who else would be his "errand monkey" as he calls it?
The only valid tier list
There are plenty out there but I am glad you enjoyed the list!
i would trust more of these people as expert witnesses. for example: the arms dealer or demolitionist would be able to know more about firearms or explosives respectively. i'd say that demo dwarf would be able to smell an explosion a few weeks after it happened, maybe down to the exact type of explosive, and arms dealer would be a huge use in knowing what weaponry is legal or not, considering he sells both types of guns on the legal spectrum.
not to mention the nurse and the witch doctor would make an excellent forensic detective, while the dryad would be great at identifying paranormal activity. it also seems, at least in terraria, the dryad's and witch doctor's clothing is considered enough, (although wich doctor may be asked to put on a shirt) but if she was asked, she would get herself a professional looking jumpsuit made out of living vines.
the mechanic, the goblin tinkerer, the cyborg, and steam punker (you know, the steam punker who made the mech bosses?) would most definitely be able to testify relating to machine accidents, where their information might tip the balance from "gross negligence" to "please get better production lines" or even "user error"
the guide is the only one i would trust as a lawyer, due to the whole "blessed with near infinite knowledge about the world and how it works" it is said that he gives off an unsettling vibe, which could offput your prosecutors. however, he is not able to know everything, considering how the guides do not remember dying, or what happened to the hair stylist when she accidentaly found a spider cave..
when it comes to the zoologist, well she is a zoologist, so she would be able to see how my pets react to me and others, and say what is going on with them
The demolitionist would be a great workplace injury lawyer (not)
DAMN i love these unhinged tier lists
How could you forget about the cat and dog!!!!!
No animals (dog, cat, rabbit) because they cant defend me in court :(
3:17 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not Terrance Terraria! D:
(That’s my current playthrough’s player name, but you didn’t hear that from me)
you're goated for incluing an E-tier
Clumsy slime into C and Diva into E? Diva would do a great work compared to clumsy
Either way, this list is well thought
I just hoped that Clumsy Slime would bring in evidence to help me not convict me!
I’m starting to wonder if the shimmer versions would be better for it changes the person entirely
Nerd slime is an underrated pick
Look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail
“She has her timbs on”
I think you're missing the Scraggler, he'd be the best lawyer fr
Broly: "Your honor, League of Legends"
Death.
16:33 VON KARMA NO-
This tier list will be useful for when someone needs a npc drop
I hope they look back at this video when they need to know the most important answers
A tier list for pets or summons
To be honest I would switch the places that the nurse and dryad are in
That’s fair! I personally prefer the Nurse a good bit over the Dryad
Better call Guide
The old man is the clothier tho
You forgot the Scraggle.
The guide would be the best along with the nurse and cyborg
Why the dye treader is on E tier this Man is a sultan he has ruling power and probably a lot of money like every Arabian king I think he should be at least higher than Angler like c'mon bro he is just a child who likes fishing
what if your guilty to a lesser crime than being presented, would santa claus still be good or?
Santa is going to just keep scolding me even if I have the smallest misdemeanor. Maybe put me on the naughty list too
@@thatotherguysf1089 santa would scold the prosecution harder tho for charging a more serious crime tho right?
I think you forgot the Scraggler :(
DANG IT I am sorry Scraggler fans I knew I was missing something
where da cats
Santa is s tier
Its obvious
Your takes are usually pretty good but putting an actual child above the dye trader and arms dealer is pretty questionable
Yeah the furry is f-tier
Hi chippy
Supreme CALAMITAS?
Who needs justice when you have Brimstone Flames and the most frustrating bullet hell I’ve ever played?
We will have to see on that!
@@thatotherguysf1089 Me somehow checking yt approximately 30 seconds after the reply moment
You forgot the dog and cat I’ll do it for you dog s tier cat a tier
There you go thanks for doing that!
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