With skeletron, you need to also remember that you can’t actually go inside his house unless you kill him, so the bathroom situation will not be ideal.
Nah you tripping on the dark mage. 1.That book is his mobility aid, you're basically getting disappointed, that a guy in a wheelchair won't get up to greet you 2. He's got minions and telekinesis he could manage the grill while interacting with the guests. 3. He's a MAGE he can summon fire to get the grill running quickly and perfectly
*"The moonlord would only be good if you like sea food.* My brother in Christ, that is an eldritch god, chances are they'd make a plate of ribs so great due to their eons of knowledge, that your perception of reality itself would shatter.
A plate of ribs so good it shatters my mind and am unable to eat anything else due to the comparison! Maybe I shouldn’t eat those ribs, else I would starve to death later
@@thatotherguysf1089 good old celestial ribs with some sprinkling of nebula and a tad of stardust are amazing. Stay away from the solar ones though because they have quite a kick
@@thatotherguysf1089 Since you can ask the guide how you craft certain stuff, which he can even help with the Zenith, he’d probably know how to make the Ultimate Burger, even if he’s the Wall of Flesh.
Another thing about king slime, gel is canonically incredibly flammable, so open fires mixed with king slime trying to cook probably won’t go well. If a slime rain happens though, it basically just transforms into a giant fiery rain. Not very pleasant
While the Flying Dutchman wouldn't be terribly capable of making food on its own, it does have its own crew of pirates that can definitely assist with that. Better yet, it would get points for entertainment if the Dutchman itself was the cookout location; imagine having a party on the deck of a flying ship. That alone would put it in B tier for me. Just know that pirates might not have any fruit to serve, so beware of scurvy. Loved this video, it was very silly.
yeah,i think Dutchman is the only big disagree with the video here. I would put it in A or S tier,just because to have a cookout on a flying ship with a bunch of pirates sound amazing
@@thatotherguysf1089 I mean he only attacks when they're actively invading. If he's trying to host a cookout he's gonna just invite people. He attacks out of intent, and that intent will not be there when he's trying to cookout
Okay listen Moon Lord deserves higher, he's an eldritch god. Imagine what incomprehensible cooking techniques he's capable of. He could do ANYTHING. You need ambience? He'll just summon up one of the pillars to color up the sky. He also has the cultists serving him to act as attendants. As for the fish smell, I mean, stardust is basically just cosmic deodorant.
A cookout to end all cookouts. I go insane for seeing something I shouldn’t have seen from some eldritch being and produce TH-cam tier lists placing them in a cookout ranking
Cultist got robbed. He's the head of a cult. You don't get there without being super charismatic, he's got lesser cultists for servant duties, and he can put on one hell of a show with his magic tricks. Easily S-tier.
deerclops spawns NATURALLY in a blizzard and at midnight. she can be summoned during the day but is has to be the snow biome. snowy cookout either way just less so not sure if it has to be a blizzard at midnight maybe just the time
The wall literally has servants called "THE HUNGRY", so its a 50/50 on whether theyd wreck the party with their unending appetite or the wall would be so good at caring for their hunger the food would be amazing.
Empress of Light would be an excelent host if it happens during nighttime. If it's daytime, though, the cookout will have charred food, blinding accidents and at least one casualty
that's assuming she can't control her power and just *not* go full send on the power during daytime, keep in mind that sending blinding rays during a *fight to the death* does not mean that's the only power level they're capable of, that just means it's the most effective power level they're capable of
Nah the Flying Dutchman is underrated, you’d be having a cookout on the ship with an entire jolly pirate crew. They’d have good food, drinks, and all kinds of entertainment. Only problem is leaving because the ship can never port.
My issues with this: Golem has a terrible rap in this. Firstly, Golem likely has experience with cooking (evidenced by lizard oven) and has hands that are probably capable of cooking. Secondly, Golem seems more loyal to the people it is with than it is to the temple, in my opinion. All of the pillars are ranked unfairly. Stardust has its summons which would bring it up to at least king slime tier. Vortex has its rangers which are more debatable, but evidenced by their usage of guns, have enough dexterity to operate the cookout for them. Solar has its melee/fire stuff and Nebula has cool ass magic! They also all have their own specific environment in game, which would be probably decent entertainment. Queen slime could be bumped up higher as she appears to be made of pink gel which is described as "bouncy and sweet", which may provide an interesting flavour/texture. The destroyer has probes which *may* be able to survey the food???? Other than that, I agree wholly.
Also if a boss has minions then they should be allowed to help out, and that goes for the invasion bosses like the Dutchmen and saucer, and I assume the if any of the holiday event has multiple bosses then they would host together, that mean the everscream, santank, and frost queen would be co-hosting together and same with the pumpking and mourning wood. As well as the old ones army trio.
About Deerclops. Absolute F Tier. In Don't Starve, she priortizes destroying structures above attacking players if you do not attack her first. So the likely scenario, you will receive the inventition, but when you arrive she has already destroyed the Crockpot/BBQ, The Fridge, and the Firepits that would have kept the area warm. I've had cookouts in the winter in Canada, but its horrible without some sort of heating (Often two or three firepits)
I feel king slime should be higher because gels item tooltip actually say "flammable and tasty" meaning king slime can use the gel that drips of him as barbecue feul and since the player uses gel to make healing potions the guests might not mind having their food covered in slime or maybe they'll even use it as some kind of condiment since you as the player consumes gel on a regular basis in the form of healing potions
Never think you would hear the words “flammable” and “tasty” in the same sentence! But that is fair about the health potions, never really considered that!
Major disagree on the eater of worlds placement for one reason: eater of souls (his minions) can drop burgers when killed. This burger is good enough to provide a major food buff. They clearly know how to cook over in the corruption.
the main problem is the fact that he is a giant rotting worm, sure he could make a mean burger but that's gonna be difficult with no arms and all potential evil decaying material getting on the burger.
8:39 The real problem with Deerclops isn’t that it would be stinky, or wouldn’t relate well. The REAL problem is that Deerclops HATES structures. It’s gonna smash the grill! It’s gonna smash the tables! It’s gonna smash any nearby buildings or whatnot! (In DST Deerclops actively targets structures you’ve built, and if it destroys six of them, it smiles, proud of its rampage)
In defence of the Dutchman, it is not only the ship but it's unseen crew. If the crew were hospitable (these are pirates so take it with a grain of salt) then sharing a meal on the top deck while flying the sky would be A tier atmosphere. You may not leave with all your belongings but you would leave feeling satiated and whole.
I feel like Skeletron Prime would detach the laser and cannon but keep the pincer and saw, and equip a Carving Fork and sauce and spice dispenser instead. He’s also a robot, so you could program him to know when to stop cooking. Need your burger to have just a bit more ketchup? How ‘bout a sniper-precise ketchup blast right to the burger, and problem solved. Need another burger stat? He can whirl over, drop it off, season and sauce that sucker, and zip off to the next attendant. And when he’s carving up the meat (if you’re having steak), rest assured those cuts will be laser precise and perfectly sauced to your needs. The guy probably knows a lot of great skeleton and robot jokes
- Problem with the Ogre is, he’s an ogre. He’s stupid. - I’d imagine the Flying Dutchman would be hosting a cookout on its deck - Cookouts are a summer event. Ice Queen might melt. - Why did you put the Celestial Pillars in F tier exactly? Please, explain - The mechanical bosses are robots. They can’t taste what they’re cooking - Planterra is probably vegetarian. Who’s ever heard of a cookout without meat? - I feel like Golem would be hosting a cookout inside the temple, and would be a damn good grillmaster at that - What about Dreadnautilus and the goblin army?
Dreadnautilus and his blood squids vomit blood to get around, no way he’s not ruining the cookout environment. Also, Plantera in her second phase most definitely has a taste for meat, carnivorous plant style. I wouldn’t be as sure with the cooking skill of these bosses as well, I agree with your other points.
your thinking about the flying dutchmen all wrong, you go onto the flying dutchman! you float through the sky as pirate chefs and waiters make you a meal. you look down as you take a chomp of your burger, BBQ sauce dripping off the side of the ship splatting on some guys house.
I love stupid questions that have surprisingly detailed answers. That said, I would absolutely not put the Wall of Flesh anywhere near A tier. I'm 90% sure that the flesh he's made of is human flesh, and while he probably knows how to cook things, I doubt anyone in the underworld knows how to cook a steak any more rare than pitch black charcoal. Oh, and those mouths attached to his tendrils? They're called "the hungry" for a reason. There's a fair chance he'll eat your food before you can. And lastly, have you decided you've had enough of him and want to leave early? Well leaving before he wants you to might just kill your instantly! F tier for sure. Otherwise, solid list.
personally i think that because of the amount of The Hungry that WoF has to care for it would have a lot of experience serving guests and that would make it a great host, everything else you said is right tho
Also remember - to summon the WoF, you have to kill an innocent guy by throwing a doll of him into Hell. And if you're on the surface, you die. So in other words, literally impossible to have a cookout with the thing on the surface. And the Guide did nothing wrong. Actual F- tier.
I will defend his choice there - the hungry would be great helpers and I feel like once you got past the whole hell thing he would be chill as fuck. Controversial A tier but I see the vision
Dark mage is an S tier cookout host: -He can use telekinesis. -He has magic, that should be very entertaining. -The ambiance is gonna be very magical. -Has his servants. -He looks like he reads a lot of books, he probably read some about cooking. I would go to the Dark mage's cookout.
Ive played a little bit of terraria at my friends house but other than that i have no knowledge of the game, still, this has to be one of the funniest youtube videos ive seen in months, 10/10
6:37 just equip a bezoar also, 28:51 "turns out, ground-up moon rock is pure poison," -Cave Johnson from Portal 2. I wouldn't trust ground-up moon rocks.
here's the thing, with the flying dutchman you could throw a pretty gnarly pirate themed cookout and have the pirates be the waiters and they could cook the food
I like how he said he likes to give the benefit of the doubt and then based mourning woods entire entry on its name which it probably didn’t WANT or CHOOSE…
8:26 Deerclops actually would be a reasonable host in my opinion, as in don't starve, if she breaks sux structures she'll be pacified until attacked. She also, in don't starve, will prioritize destroying a structure over attacking a player if she isn't aggroed onto something. The only thing is, it would be extremely cold, as she is able to produce ice regardless of if it's winter or not. And to add onto the destroying structures thing, there likely wouldn't be much furniture.
I feel like lunatic cultist ciuld be at least a or b. I think he'd be a pretty good host considering hes a cult leader and you need good social skills to run a cult and he could use his magic for enteratibment not sure about the food tho
As a player of don't starve deerclops belongs in F, he's crashed a few cookouts before and every time he's broken all the cooking equipment, killed the elderly, and stupid guests, and forced the big brain mighty man (me playing wolfgang, one of two people in the group who knows how to fight enemies) to slaughter him.
The Dutchman has the crew to cook and a flying ship is some thing to talk about but you have to be on the Dutchman for the cookout becase it cant dock so F or S tier
this video was genuinely so funny i dont think i’ve laughed at a video this much ever amazing content, i am absolutely shocked that you only have 1.8K subscribers
flying dutchman is underrated, he can a lot summon pirates who can serve guests and have standard human intelligence and communication skills and can probably cook
I seriously thought you were going to bring up the fact that The Flying Dutchman sends out members of their crew during the event. I feel like they'd host a very memorable potluck due to their crew being from all walks of life. Lots of run, definitely some sea shanties. They can't really cook themselves, other than pizzas like you said, but it would certainly not be as bad as you make it out to be.
The destroyer's probes can be amazing waiters and entertainers (with their lasers), as for the food, I'd say his body could be tweaked by none other than his creator (The Mechanic) giving him a lot of flat tops, grills and ovens to provide food for a large crowd of guests. He has a huge potential to host a memorable function
As somebody who has played a large amount of Don’t Starve Together, I can say that the food that the deerclops makes is 100% going to be either over or undercooked.
Flying Dutchman deserves at least C tier for entertainment value. It could definitely give guests rides on itself, imagine the fun of being taken on a literal flying ship. Could bring some drinks and a boombox on board for a good time. The cannons could also be loaded with pyrotechnics for an amazing evening fireworks show.
i think the golem definitely has potential, could use sacrificial altars as grills and use eye beams to heat them, he can detach his head so he could be doing 2 things at once, the only downside is you might be eating lizard meat.
Great job on this! Although I feel that Golem should be ranked higher, after all, the lihzard people programmed it to defend, it could definitely be programmed to cook! Big fists for tenderizing meat Shoots out literal fireballs Can detach its head to check up on people Can shoot eye lasers for party tricks. Also Mechdusa would be pretty good for cooking, but it still has The Destroyer attached to it. If it could somehow host a cookout in say the air where The Destroyer can’t really destroy, sure, it could be good. Also, do you think there will be Calamity cookout anytime soon? I got a feeling Yharim would be interesting…
With skeletron, you need to also remember that you can’t actually go inside his house unless you kill him, so the bathroom situation will not be ideal.
yeah, the people would need a porta potty or just pee in the bush (also 69 likes, nice)
Oh hey a void player, nice
I mean, if he is hosting the party, he would open the rest room, no?
technically you could go inside his house, just not his basement
@@pun_master_dusk_v2Makes sens3
this is peak content
I appreciate it! I am glad a Terraria legend enjoys my Terraria video (although I am terrible and know nothing about the game)
wtf only 22 likes????
chippy I swear all you do is consume terraria content I see you evereywhere (not that thats a bad thing luv you chippy)
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I agree chippy
Nah you tripping on the dark mage.
1.That book is his mobility aid, you're basically getting disappointed, that a guy in a wheelchair won't get up to greet you
2. He's got minions and telekinesis he could manage the grill while interacting with the guests.
3. He's a MAGE he can summon fire to get the grill running quickly and perfectly
You know that’s fair. For all the dark mage fans out there forgive me for disrespecting your boy
@@thatotherguysf1089yeah me and all of the other five dark mage fans just because of the propeller gato are severely offended
@@V-jy2rhI’m the 3rd
@@V-jy2rhsir there’s actually 6 not 5 get it right
@@a_baby_glaggle nah the data updated recently, someone uninstalled
*"The moonlord would only be good if you like sea food.*
My brother in Christ, that is an eldritch god, chances are they'd make a plate of ribs so great due to their eons of knowledge, that your perception of reality itself would shatter.
And he can keep 3 eyes on everyone and I bet the death ray could sear a steak pretty good
A plate of ribs so good it shatters my mind and am unable to eat anything else due to the comparison! Maybe I shouldn’t eat those ribs, else I would starve to death later
@@thatotherguysf1089 good old celestial ribs with some sprinkling of nebula and a tad of stardust are amazing. Stay away from the solar ones though because they have quite a kick
@@theteletubbiemafia2603Do be aware of the hypnotic effects of the nebulae blobae.
This comment broke me
Eye of cthulhu spins around and throws flesh across the entire yard when he wants to open up his mouth to eat
You know I honestly didn’t even think of that. Definitely don’t make that eyeball too mad or beat it up too much
@@thatotherguysf1089but beating up the host is the best part of every cookout
that just means more meat
@@4ndr00med4 ay BBQ ON THE RIBS
So, more food.
golem is literally a brick oven, he is designed for pizza production
The Wall of Flesh is the guide, so he’d probably know how to craft a mean burger, and his hungries could probably grab stuff.
I would (maybe) try that burger!
@@thatotherguysf1089 Since you can ask the guide how you craft certain stuff, which he can even help with the Zenith, he’d probably know how to make the Ultimate Burger, even if he’s the Wall of Flesh.
I wouldn't trust the hungries to serve food and not eat it for themselves
The wall of flesh is guide?????
@@SomeRandomDevoureorOfGods yeh
Another thing about king slime, gel is canonically incredibly flammable, so open fires mixed with king slime trying to cook probably won’t go well. If a slime rain happens though, it basically just transforms into a giant fiery rain. Not very pleasant
yeah but gel is stated to be delicious too so it depends
@@elricrothwell3413 eat the cook
IT'S HELL ON EARTH
@@elricrothwell3413yeah but not when it burns, you don't eat torches
While the Flying Dutchman wouldn't be terribly capable of making food on its own, it does have its own crew of pirates that can definitely assist with that. Better yet, it would get points for entertainment if the Dutchman itself was the cookout location; imagine having a party on the deck of a flying ship. That alone would put it in B tier for me. Just know that pirates might not have any fruit to serve, so beware of scurvy.
Loved this video, it was very silly.
yeah,i think Dutchman is the only big disagree with the video here. I would put it in A or S tier,just because to have a cookout on a flying ship with a bunch of pirates sound amazing
DANG that would be a cool location. As long as the Dutchman was cool with it
@@thatotherguysf1089 I mean he only attacks when they're actively invading. If he's trying to host a cookout he's gonna just invite people. He attacks out of intent, and that intent will not be there when he's trying to cookout
@@thatotherguysf1089 do we even know if the Dutchman is in control or is it the Pirates inside that control it?
if it’s pirates which are cooking, then the guests can expect weevil hardtack or nothing
Plantera wouldn’t try to kill you. She only defends her bulbs. Don’t attack the bulbs and she’s nice.
Another reason for A-tier material
Same with queen bee
I think anyone would be angry if you just started to kick them or there child
@@thatotherguysf1089 You meant wife-material?
@@ИапГоревич waffletime alt spotted
Imagine bringing your kids to a cookout and it’s being hosted by a giant Santa themed tank with a gun and it’s face torn off
And your kids started crying
Okay listen Moon Lord deserves higher, he's an eldritch god. Imagine what incomprehensible cooking techniques he's capable of. He could do ANYTHING. You need ambience? He'll just summon up one of the pillars to color up the sky. He also has the cultists serving him to act as attendants. As for the fish smell, I mean, stardust is basically just cosmic deodorant.
A cookout to end all cookouts. I go insane for seeing something I shouldn’t have seen from some eldritch being and produce TH-cam tier lists placing them in a cookout ranking
Or here me out. You wouldn't survive
He can use his death lazers to cook.
Bro those burgers are gonna go amazing.
The eater of worlds would just eat all the food. Yeah its a cool party trick but he would be a horrible host
Exactly. Let the guests eat!
True
And also the world.
Don’t need to feed the guests if he just eats the guests too
Skeletron Prime would turn his weapons into different utensils and things needed for the cookout.
fr it would be great
fire lasers at the steak to cook it, use the chainsaw to cut it and use the claws to distribute
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@@eggsnham.ngl i think the lazer would burn a hole through the steak
@@eggsnham.And the cannon?
Cultist got robbed. He's the head of a cult. You don't get there without being super charismatic, he's got lesser cultists for servant duties, and he can put on one hell of a show with his magic tricks. Easily S-tier.
No way they're totally gonna spike the food with something. D-tier
@@Kyrmuor everyone gets high and its all shits and giggles S-tier
I wouldn’t drink the Lunatic Cultist’s beverages…
The real issue with Deerclops is he only shows up in blizzards. I do not suggest the blizzard cookouts
I think that deerclops stay for the day when he is span
I think I would be able to smell Deerclops from a mile away even in a blizzard
@@thatotherguysf1089 I can't really argue with that, I don't think I could though.
Erm actually Deerclops is female 🤓
deerclops spawns NATURALLY in a blizzard and at midnight. she can be summoned during the day but is has to be the snow biome. snowy cookout either way just less so
not sure if it has to be a blizzard at midnight maybe just the time
The wall literally has servants called "THE HUNGRY", so its a 50/50 on whether theyd wreck the party with their unending appetite or the wall would be so good at caring for their hunger the food would be amazing.
terraria npcs ranked by how well they could host a birthday party when?
Party Girl immediate S tier
Tax Collector immediate F tier
Don’t worry Terraria NPCs are next up! But what could they be ranked over?🧐 We will just have to see
@@thatotherguysf1089 W
@@thatotherguysf1089just subscribbled
Empress of Light would be an excelent host if it happens during nighttime. If it's daytime, though, the cookout will have charred food, blinding accidents and at least one casualty
that's assuming she can't control her power and just *not* go full send on the power during daytime, keep in mind that sending blinding rays during a *fight to the death* does not mean that's the only power level they're capable of, that just means it's the most effective power level they're capable of
@@gameingtothemax6266I think the reason she doesn't freak out at night is just because there's no light.
Nah the Flying Dutchman is underrated, you’d be having a cookout on the ship with an entire jolly pirate crew. They’d have good food, drinks, and all kinds of entertainment. Only problem is leaving because the ship can never port.
I assume they have a rope ladder or something.
Bro took “Let them cook” too literally.
I think we're all in complete agreement that the pumpking would absolutely host the meanest cookout
Considering the fact that Betsy is the mother of wyverns, she'd probably cook well
My issues with this:
Golem has a terrible rap in this. Firstly, Golem likely has experience with cooking (evidenced by lizard oven) and has hands that are probably capable of cooking. Secondly, Golem seems more loyal to the people it is with than it is to the temple, in my opinion.
All of the pillars are ranked unfairly. Stardust has its summons which would bring it up to at least king slime tier. Vortex has its rangers which are more debatable, but evidenced by their usage of guns, have enough dexterity to operate the cookout for them. Solar has its melee/fire stuff and Nebula has cool ass magic! They also all have their own specific environment in game, which would be probably decent entertainment.
Queen slime could be bumped up higher as she appears to be made of pink gel which is described as "bouncy and sweet", which may provide an interesting flavour/texture.
The destroyer has probes which *may* be able to survey the food????
Other than that, I agree wholly.
Also if a boss has minions then they should be allowed to help out, and that goes for the invasion bosses like the Dutchmen and saucer, and I assume the if any of the holiday event has multiple bosses then they would host together, that mean the everscream, santank, and frost queen would be co-hosting together and same with the pumpking and mourning wood. As well as the old ones army trio.
@@l.psimer6124 Not that the martians are going to change much with the saucer- you will be served Weird Alien Shit.
Duke fishron has very refined tastes, enjoying truffles
Maybe too refined for an unrefined guy like myself😎
About Deerclops. Absolute F Tier. In Don't Starve, she priortizes destroying structures above attacking players if you do not attack her first.
So the likely scenario, you will receive the inventition, but when you arrive she has already destroyed the Crockpot/BBQ, The Fridge, and the Firepits that would have kept the area warm.
I've had cookouts in the winter in Canada, but its horrible without some sort of heating (Often two or three firepits)
They only show up at blizzards too
The Dutchman isn't the cook, he's the goddamn setting
Dunno why but Duke fishron seems like a dope guy to have at your party
Duke would be a party pig, definitely not a great host though
the fact that everybody is taking this seriously and fighting over which fictional nightmare boss could make puns and cook at a cookout
Terraria fans are my happiness
I feel king slime should be higher because gels item tooltip actually say "flammable and tasty" meaning king slime can use the gel that drips of him as barbecue feul and since the player uses gel to make healing potions the guests might not mind having their food covered in slime or maybe they'll even use it as some kind of condiment since you as the player consumes gel on a regular basis in the form of healing potions
Never think you would hear the words “flammable” and “tasty” in the same sentence! But that is fair about the health potions, never really considered that!
Major disagree on the eater of worlds placement for one reason: eater of souls (his minions) can drop burgers when killed. This burger is good enough to provide a major food buff. They clearly know how to cook over in the corruption.
You can also loosely apply this to skeleton because some of the enemies in the hard mode dungeon can drop BBQ ribs, which are also a major food buff
the main problem is the fact that he is a giant rotting worm, sure he could make a mean burger but that's gonna be difficult with no arms and all potential evil decaying material getting on the burger.
@@hexorth3580 but he did make the burger! and it was a good burger. he has more canonical burger feats than any other boss in the game.
Creeper climbing ladders level of chaos lol
But those are his minions not the eater of worlds himself so who know how well he could actually make a burger
8:39 The real problem with Deerclops isn’t that it would be stinky, or wouldn’t relate well. The REAL problem is that Deerclops HATES structures. It’s gonna smash the grill! It’s gonna smash the tables! It’s gonna smash any nearby buildings or whatnot!
(In DST Deerclops actively targets structures you’ve built, and if it destroys six of them, it smiles, proud of its rampage)
A literal living embodiment of free lighter fluid: D tier
A giant fucking eyeball: C
Whoa don’t want that food too crispy!
We're assuming we want the chef to be alive
The flying dutchman was not treated fairly, it has an entire pirate crew at it's disposal and I bet they know how to throw a party
The oars could flip burgers too, I feel he should be B tier at least
They would probably steal your money while your distracted though
In defence of the Dutchman, it is not only the ship but it's unseen crew. If the crew were hospitable (these are pirates so take it with a grain of salt) then sharing a meal on the top deck while flying the sky would be A tier atmosphere. You may not leave with all your belongings but you would leave feeling satiated and whole.
I need a floating pirate ship cookout in my life
Flying Dutchman is S-tier because you can host the cookout on the ship itself and have the pirates prepare the food.
I feel like Skeletron Prime would detach the laser and cannon but keep the pincer and saw, and equip a Carving Fork and sauce and spice dispenser instead.
He’s also a robot, so you could program him to know when to stop cooking.
Need your burger to have just a bit more ketchup?
How ‘bout a sniper-precise ketchup blast right to the burger, and problem solved.
Need another burger stat? He can whirl over, drop it off, season and sauce that sucker, and zip off to the next attendant.
And when he’s carving up the meat (if you’re having steak), rest assured those cuts will be laser precise and perfectly sauced to your needs.
The guy probably knows a lot of great skeleton and robot jokes
King Slime just lights himself on fire because he's very flammable.
“Just the two of us, we can make it if we try”
-Martian saucer
- Problem with the Ogre is, he’s an ogre. He’s stupid.
- I’d imagine the Flying Dutchman would be hosting a cookout on its deck
- Cookouts are a summer event. Ice Queen might melt.
- Why did you put the Celestial Pillars in F tier exactly? Please, explain
- The mechanical bosses are robots. They can’t taste what they’re cooking
- Planterra is probably vegetarian. Who’s ever heard of a cookout without meat?
- I feel like Golem would be hosting a cookout inside the temple, and would be a damn good grillmaster at that
- What about Dreadnautilus and the goblin army?
Dreadnautilus and his blood squids vomit blood to get around, no way he’s not ruining the cookout environment. Also, Plantera in her second phase most definitely has a taste for meat, carnivorous plant style.
I wouldn’t be as sure with the cooking skill of these bosses as well, I agree with your other points.
So you're saying plantera eats plants?
yeah the mechs are robots and can't taste, but that doesn't mean they're incapable of telling that something tastes good
the twins are biomechanical
Plantera would be an obligate carnivore, just look at her second phase
This is some primo tier list content, exceptional work. Very underrated
I appreciate it! I don’t think it is primo but thanks for the compliment!
your thinking about the flying dutchmen all wrong, you go onto the flying dutchman! you float through the sky as pirate chefs and waiters make you a meal. you look down as you take a chomp of your burger, BBQ sauce dripping off the side of the ship splatting on some guys house.
I feel like Duke Fishron has been done dirty, Fishron is a duke he would 100% serve some extremely expensive food and maybe even entertainment.
You summon him with a TRUFFLE worm. He is a very fancy abomination.
I think this has genuinely become my favourite terraria video in existence
In dst, deerclops actually starts trying to smile/gets happy if he breaks a few buildings. So yeah that wouldnt end very well
I love stupid questions that have surprisingly detailed answers.
That said, I would absolutely not put the Wall of Flesh anywhere near A tier. I'm 90% sure that the flesh he's made of is human flesh, and while he probably knows how to cook things, I doubt anyone in the underworld knows how to cook a steak any more rare than pitch black charcoal. Oh, and those mouths attached to his tendrils? They're called "the hungry" for a reason. There's a fair chance he'll eat your food before you can. And lastly, have you decided you've had enough of him and want to leave early? Well leaving before he wants you to might just kill your instantly!
F tier for sure. Otherwise, solid list.
Hey I appreciate it! Maybe Wall of Flesh just skimps over that little detail of it being human flesh🧐
personally i think that because of the amount of The Hungry that WoF has to care for it would have a lot of experience serving guests and that would make it a great host, everything else you said is right tho
Also remember - to summon the WoF, you have to kill an innocent guy by throwing a doll of him into Hell. And if you're on the surface, you die. So in other words, literally impossible to have a cookout with the thing on the surface. And the Guide did nothing wrong. Actual F- tier.
I will defend his choice there - the hungry would be great helpers and I feel like once you got past the whole hell thing he would be chill as fuck. Controversial A tier but I see the vision
I just watched half an hour of someone talking about how good Terraria bosses could cook. 10/10 would watch again.
Dark mage is an S tier cookout host:
-He can use telekinesis.
-He has magic, that should be very entertaining.
-The ambiance is gonna be very magical.
-Has his servants.
-He looks like he reads a lot of books, he probably read some about cooking.
I would go to the Dark mage's cookout.
Turkor has the right idea, maybe not the best execution
I could go for some Turkor turkey right about now
He isn’t the host, he is the barbecue
hear me out when i say the vast majority of king slime is edible
Exept the crown and the ninja inside. Actually scratch that second one.
@@andistansbury4366 Golden Delight,
check mate
I feel like skeletron is the friendly but tense dad that slaps you on the shoulder when he wants to talk to you. But i think he would be cool
this is what terraria was made for
Ive played a little bit of terraria at my friends house but other than that i have no knowledge of the game, still, this has to be one of the funniest youtube videos ive seen in months, 10/10
6:37 just equip a bezoar
also, 28:51 "turns out, ground-up moon rock is pure poison," -Cave Johnson from Portal 2. I wouldn't trust ground-up moon rocks.
Bro I couldn’t get the eye of cathulu doing a bbq out of my head so I drew it and posted it 😭
Empress would be the hot waitress
here's the thing, with the flying dutchman you could throw a pretty gnarly pirate themed cookout and have the pirates be the waiters and they could cook the food
I like how he said he likes to give the benefit of the doubt and then based mourning woods entire entry on its name which it probably didn’t WANT or CHOOSE…
This is unironically peak content, I'd be eager to watch more Terraria videos with such unique and wholesome ideas
At least the eater can hold a conversation canonically
the fact that this is unironic is magnificent
The mourning wood has 4 arms to hold utensils and serve guests, it could also snap off its branches to use as spooky firewood
also the thing is for empress of light the thing is she could make perfect kebabs with the ethereal lances (i may have called them the wrong name)
8:26 Deerclops actually would be a reasonable host in my opinion, as in don't starve, if she breaks sux structures she'll be pacified until attacked. She also, in don't starve, will prioritize destroying a structure over attacking a player if she isn't aggroed onto something. The only thing is, it would be extremely cold, as she is able to produce ice regardless of if it's winter or not. And to add onto the destroying structures thing, there likely wouldn't be much furniture.
I feel like the event bosses would live together, therefore share a lawn and therefore host the same cookout.
I feel like lunatic cultist ciuld be at least a or b. I think he'd be a pretty good host considering hes a cult leader and you need good social skills to run a cult and he could use his magic for enteratibment not sure about the food tho
2:00 the food would taste good because gel is described as "tasty" in gels description
You want to eat King Slime's flesh?
The existence of this tier list makes me happy
slimes are made of acid, that man is going to melt all of your insides off with his burgers
As a player of don't starve deerclops belongs in F, he's crashed a few cookouts before and every time he's broken all the cooking equipment, killed the elderly, and stupid guests, and forced the big brain mighty man (me playing wolfgang, one of two people in the group who knows how to fight enemies) to slaughter him.
14:16 Of course the gif is just him repeatedly moving his hands up and down really fast…
The Dutchman has the crew to cook and a flying ship is some thing to talk about but you have to be on the Dutchman for the cookout becase it cant dock so F or S tier
i'd expect the flying dutchman to be WHERE the cookout is prepared, and the captain is the cook
this video was genuinely so funny i dont think i’ve laughed at a video this much ever
amazing content, i am absolutely shocked that you only have 1.8K subscribers
flying dutchman is underrated, he can a lot summon pirates who can serve guests and have standard human intelligence and communication skills and can probably cook
I seriously thought you were going to bring up the fact that The Flying Dutchman sends out members of their crew during the event. I feel like they'd host a very memorable potluck due to their crew being from all walks of life. Lots of run, definitely some sea shanties. They can't really cook themselves, other than pizzas like you said, but it would certainly not be as bad as you make it out to be.
*RUM! stupid autocorrect...
I know his is 6 months old, but i need a sequel of "terraria bosses ranked on how good of a roommate they'd be"
These videos are really fun my guy keep em’ coming
The martian saucer would probably be good with sauces through
The destroyer's probes can be amazing waiters and entertainers (with their lasers), as for the food, I'd say his body could be tweaked by none other than his creator (The Mechanic) giving him a lot of flat tops, grills and ovens to provide food for a large crowd of guests. He has a huge potential to host a memorable function
This is one of those rare videos that is simultaneously one of the stupidest things I've ever seen while also being indescribably funny
Thanks I consider it an art form😎
Plantera may rank higher on the list because it is based on a band, and it drops a guitar as a weapon.
This is what tier lists have evolved into
10 times better
@@SpectralSantinoagreed.
As somebody who has played a large amount of Don’t Starve Together, I can say that the food that the deerclops makes is 100% going to be either over or undercooked.
Information we all needed thsnk you 11/10 teir list
A nearly half an hour video on which terraria boss would host the best cookout. Guys I have an assignment due tomorrow.
Flying Dutchman deserves at least C tier for entertainment value. It could definitely give guests rides on itself, imagine the fun of being taken on a literal flying ship. Could bring some drinks and a boombox on board for a good time. The cannons could also be loaded with pyrotechnics for an amazing evening fireworks show.
I love how skeletron makes it all the way to B by proxy of "He has opposable thumbs"
For the EOW, the terraria comic shows he doesn’t have to be constantly moving, at least I think, I never actually read it.
Nah king slime definitely is F tier, that ninja is so raw he just isnt breathing because he is drowning in slime.
also, the brain of chuthulu might know just about every recipe and could probably make some insane dishes
I would put the wall of flesh in S tier, think about it, any unwanted food he would eat!
i feel like moon lord would need one hell of a good reason to not destroy everyone at the cookout
You can tell this guy has thought about this a lot
i thought this was waffletime for a second
i think the golem definitely has potential, could use sacrificial altars as grills and use eye beams to heat them, he can detach his head so he could be doing 2 things at once, the only downside is you might be eating lizard meat.
Great job on this! Although I feel that Golem should be ranked higher, after all, the lihzard people programmed it to defend, it could definitely be programmed to cook!
Big fists for tenderizing meat
Shoots out literal fireballs
Can detach its head to check up on people
Can shoot eye lasers for party tricks.
Also Mechdusa would be pretty good for cooking, but it still has The Destroyer attached to it. If it could somehow host a cookout in say the air where The Destroyer can’t really destroy, sure, it could be good.
Also, do you think there will be Calamity cookout anytime soon? I got a feeling Yharim would be interesting…
Honestly do not know who Yharim even is! But maybe some time in the future after I have tried the mod out and everything
He’d have Yharon do all the cooking, so everything would be charred (or charcoal). The cookout has ascended from beyond our control…
I wish youtube would keep recommending me small creators like you. The video was amazing and the editing was great!
Fishron only eats truffles. He'd be a total snob.
Saw this video and figured it had like 300k views, turns out you're crazy underrated keep up the good work
I appreciate it! I hope to keep maybe semi-ok content!