McFlurries and Hibachi Grills
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2021
- Tim explains a bizarre scenario involving a woman at a truck stop making him a McFlurry and then rips into Ben for liking hibachi grills.
From episode 267: • #267 - The D'Amelio Va...
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"I never want to go to a restaurant where children are happy" is a pretty good rule to live by.
It sounds douchey but at the end of the day, there is truth to it. Excited kids that aren't your own are miserable.
“A lot of people seem cheery when they're doing things that they hate” - Tim Dillon
Cheerfully giggling - Ben Avery
The machines should be cleaned with either Ivermectin OR Hydroxichloriquine.
And ketamine
Use freshly fallen snow and deer meat to clean this shit hole
Def hydroxy these soft iver barely- cons. "Oh I'm scared"
@@Damnto exactly
Why not both??
Ben is constantly trying to contain his laughter, it’s hilarious lmao
who?
No! annoying, cause he cant contain himself. I must be inconvenienced by his hiccup laugh because he cannot control his emotions of the whiney laugh. Imagine if Jamie did the same.
He is 2/3s of the show. Priceless!
@@FunnyCallsPrank category error joe rogan is not a comedy podcast
"She hand flurried it." That's the story of my life.
sometimes Ben exhibits some really weird ticks (@ 7:37 , 7:41). it really shows how deeply traumatized this kid was by the Pig
What pig?
@@gibsonflyingv2820 the grand pig wizard
Hillary Clinton
Tim looking at Ben: “What do you consider ‘interesting’?”
With full despise 😂😂😂
The Pennsylvania McFlurry story is priceless
Ben has been to Hibachi way more than once.
He said been once “in Austin”
The over cooked shrimp is spot on.
I worked for the Japanese at one of these...the shrimp is bought out of a mini van. Tuna is often cod they changed the color of... and must cook it to not get people sick or parasites...
@@ballzzd33p29 Jesus fucks. That’s horrible.
@@ballzzd33p29 Lol damn
i love how Tim effortlessly introduces these new characters “ralph” “clark” “alexis”
I know it's harsh but I agree with Tim's 100% true view on children in restaurants
When I worked at sonic, the ice cream machine was two machines in one so you could shut down one side for cleaning and use the other side. We did it everyday.
I worked for McDonald's before, the machines must be thoroughly cleaned before adding the cream , and still after adding the cream you have to wait 2 hours for them to mix and temp right , and if they don't temp correctly you have to discard all the mix and start over , or else you'll have liquid milkshakes that taste like sanitizer and give you diarrhea. It's just easier to keep them off instead of having to refund every mcflurry order in some stores. Mystery solved.
Clean them when the store is closed.
Don’t be open for business if you can’t sell your product.
@@waldorfsalad2307 most McDonald’s around me are open 24 hours
I've worked at a McDonalds too back when I was in HS. The ice cream machine was the worst thing. We hardly ever had it on because of how tedious it was to set up, clean, etc.
You would THINK in this day and age there would be an easier and more efficient way to do something so simple...it boggles the mind.
I was going to say the same thing. I worked there in HS and being a bunch of 16-18 year-olds that didn't give a single fak about customers, we just turned it off so it was done before we had to close the store. That's what you get when you hire a bunch of kids at minimum wage, which at that time was $5.15/hr.
Not a good excuse, have 2 machines, rotate while one cleans. McDonald’s can afford an extra machine or two per store
Hibachi grills are the greatest public experience in America.
As long as the chef is a bit entertaining , yeah it’s a fun time.
Food is always kinda mid tho
I don't know if he was joking or not...but I'm against the throwing of food into my mouth. My first thought is "I don't want to choke" and the next thought is "Don't waste my food!"
Makes a lot more sense now, every time I get an invite to Hibachi, it is always from a random unknown number
McDonald's owns the company that produces machines. Franchise owners can't have any other repair place fix the machine. They have to fly out a repair man to fix it which is out of pocket from the owner. The cost of that is generally very expensive to do that rather than calling local repair place.
Bullshit. They ain’t flying nobody
@@dylan4868 and that is why they are all broken. Because they are not willing to pay to fly the repair guys out. I watched a whole documentary about a husband and wife that built a device that could tell you what's wrong with the machines and there was a huge lawsuit.
And nothing is broke. They just dont know how to read and add 1 cup of milk and overfill it so someone has to come empty it
"It's a real knife fight down there at the local McDonald's when the Taylor Service Technician shows up. He wants to stab everyone."
There are a few Kobe steakhouses I’ve been to where the food has been incredible I’m not gonna front.
Having worked at mcdonald’s sadly, i can confirm every night the ice cream machine does get cleaned every night.
This is why I sub to Tim
He talks about the important things- why are McDonald’s ice cream machines always broken.
But for real, makes a fellar wonder
Because the employees eat the fucking ice cream and taking some home for their baby
People on first dates at hibachi places always look super uncomfortable
As they should
@@atomknight8361 amen brother
My SIL went a hibachi and roach was in the rice bowl and he did the trick of flinging the roach off the grill artistically. 🤮🤮
Lmao!!!!!
I'm gonna order a handflurry next time I end up in a mcdonalds
Ha ha ha ha
I thought the risk of nearly choking to death as your family has to watch is what you pay for......
Imagine if Joey Diaz was in this conversation. He'd never talk to Ben again
The hard hitting topics that Tim gets tot he heart of! Watch out DQ and Long Johns Tim is on the case!
Tim Dillon getting to the bottom of the real issues facing America.
They employ ONE company that can only repair these mechines with special codes and contractually. Its a rip off and a monopoly.... which i thought we had laws against
*"She hand flurried it"* so that's what we're calling it now?
Waiting for the new merch drop
Here is the real story about the ice cream machines in case you don't know. I worked at McD's from 1986 off and on into the early 90's and not once. ONCE! Did our ice cream machine break. It is a complicated machine with 30 plus parts that have to be taken apart and cleaned and then re assembled correctly EVERY DAY. It's broken because your employees are lazy and or dumb. They don't want to clean it so they lie and say its broken. Or they are dumb and actually broke it. Just remove the ice cream and let the fattys have a fucking shit fit. Who cares. I love Tim D.
The ice cream issue.😋
My first job was McDonald's & I would always put some ice cream in the cup then toppings then ice cream then toppings etc. I hooked everyone up & bc of that I was often requested to make them & we sold more 🤷
Well thank you for your special effort!
The reason is the machine is patented by one company. They are the only ones allowed to service the machine by contract. So parts and service are slow, or franchises can't afford repair atm.
brooo the sunglases looool
I’ll be honest. I’ve never been to a Macdonald’s and they don’t have ice cream. My son gets Macdonald’s once a week.
McDonald’s ice cream machines legit are not working 90% of the time, of course the only time anyone wants ice cream from McDonald’s is at 3am
But don’t be fooled you can try 3 diff McDonald’s and you won’t find one with ice cream
"Monster"! 😂😄😂😄😂😄
I was told that McDonald's contracts a certain cleaning company for the ice cream machines and there has been issues with the company... no telling .
I saw a documentary were a guy made a program that allowed McDonalds franchise owners to fix the machine themselves. The people McDonald's contracts to repair them found out and McDonald's forced the franchise owners not to use them. I wish I could remember the video because the company that fixes them runs a scheme.
Finally the government is looking into these atrocities of ice cream!
The 1 dislike is from the hand Mcflurry lady
Watching Ben on this show is like looking at what Mr Smithers used to do before he was Mr Burns's "yes man".
Tim passes on, and then Ben ends up running the podcast of some rich oligarch in a parallel universe of the Simpsons.
lol comparing california's power grid to a mcdonalds ice cream machine
Tim, the candy is mixed in with a spoon mixer
Johnny Harris has a good video about this.
Also I've never experienced this in Australia.
this Ben guy is talking more and more every time I watch these videos. He better keep it shut, don't want another young Jamie. It's a real knife fight out here in the podcast game he could get replaced!
Same for baskin robbins
Tim Nailed this one. Hibachi places are the lamest thing in restaurants. Easily.
Tim Dillon cracks me the fuck up. I sometimes wonder if hes just speaking his mind. I speak so similar when im pissed off and talking shit, and people think im joking and funny and im like, when am i funny. like sometimes i say intentionally funny stuff but ost of my ranting on facebook is me talking shit and making fun of the people who piss me off
Hibachi grills now too Tim? is nothing sacred?
The machines down for cleaning at night yes i worked there
The the thing about broken machine u cant make 150 cones 1 after the other. The machine overheat and it take time before the cream turn to icecream
But honestly tho, I haven’t had ice cream from McDonald’s in like 6 years because every time I’ve tried they’ve said it wasn’t working lol
I agree, mcflurries were my favourite, now its icecream with cookies crumbled on top. ridiculous
“Maybe that was the low point of her life, I don’t get it.” YA THINK?
6:50 Says the man who ranted about corporate steak houses.
Fun Fact: The McFlurry was invented in 1995 in a tiny Canadian city: Bathurst, New Brunswick. Great place to visit, you can snowmobile on the streets in winter to go between your hotel and the restaurant or the incredible trail system, check it out when tourism opens up again!
🎉
I think that anyone that works at McDonald's would be laughing at you
People who work at McDonald's are in no position to laugh at anyone.
@@deadliestvice5356 Essential service and food workers are in the best position to be laughing because we get to see the range of stupidity of people who have the luck of being on the other side of the counter. I love laughing at stupid customers!
When i worked at wendys half my coworkers were to lazy to set up the machine. so they just say its down. i took 20 min to clean. and 10 min to set up.
They do the volcano out of the onion…
Don’t you find that demoralizing?
ok tim
When are you two moving out of the concentration camp? That place makes makes a tomb look like Better Homes and Gardens.
I love Hibachi 😂
Hibachi is TOTALLY demoralizing.
What’s liquid death like ?
It's not bad. Little pricey, but it's healthier and nice that they're cleaning up the environment. They just made a movie, for some reason.
This Ben guy is getting way to comfortable. Who the hell does he think he is?
All restaurants should be hibachi
My wife Still doesnt understand why I hate these places...will forward this to her
How much coke does Tim do I find myself wondering
_I heard Joe Rogan is still alive_ *WTF Tim L O L*
I remember a couple years back, the ONLY time I ever went to a HIbachi Grill; it was not by choice, it was something I was dragged into because it was like a birthday thing on account of me and my sisters have birthdays in the same week.
There's something about making the preparing of food a spectacle that automatically puts me into a foul mood... especially if everyone else enjoys that spectacle. I hate when people try to make something that's mundane 99.99999% of the time into some kind of circus routine, and the people who fall for it only make my mood blacker.
Then I tasted the food: first of all it was obviously hot, too hot, because there was no transition period like it virtually every other restaurant in existence between the cook and the customer... so you start off the meal with a burnt tongue and no sense of taste, which wouldn't have mattered because everything tastes like tempura breading.
It's like the one time in my life, and I include my military days in this, where I left an eating establishment wishing I'd just gone hungry.
You ate your food instantly after it was cooked, burned your mouth, and blamed the food?
@@riedstep I have a bad habit of getting burned by the things I eat... ask your mother.
"Hey man, what're we doing? This is prime time." 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
Haha my god..
No one with self-respect should be ordering ice cream at McDonald's in the evening anyway. No one over the age of about 9 should be ordering ice cream at McDonald's at any time of day. Don't go to McDonald's in general, full stop. What is wrong with people?
lmao at covernor of galifornia
ALL WHITE SAUCE NOT GINGER BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE FIRED!!!!
12 drunk soldiers at hibachi bullying the chef. Now that’s a good time.
Everything that comes from McDonald’s is poison, pure poison. The last thing I’d get if I went, would be a milkshake from them.
Love Tim Dillon, from Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
Does alot of Tim Dillon fans in the US also support Bernie Sanders when it comes to politics?
Feelin’ the burn baby! 🔥
No.
Bernie!
Tim would absolutely bankrupt universal healthcare
I met Bernie sanders at a rally in Indianapolis. I like the old bastard, his record speaks for itself.
Is this still a thing? I thought he got taken out by Cuomo at a retirement home
2:05
I could not agree more with Tim about hibachi. Spot on!
My friends called me a stick in the mud for not being huge into having my food played with…like give me my damn food!
I hope this is a joke. Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt because I worked at mcdonalds and it’s simply machines get shut down for cleaning at 10pm where I work
Hibachi food is so good, Tim is tripping. I can do without the show though. I’d just get it to go lol
The only way to do Hibachi correctly is to order it as takeout.
No way. Get way more food when you sit… plus the onion choochoo train
amishing it
cuviner of galifornia
Can you do a video just analyzing keemstar (owner of drama alert) and his behaviour online. I would love nothing more than to here your thoughts on this idividual
"What the hell is the Choo Choo train" made me laugh so fucking hard 😂
Omg I watched your I wish video 7 years ago didn’t know you’re still active. What’s up?
@@Damnto that was more like 15 years ago lol
Holy shit whats up Justine lmaoo I love how I'm going through the comment section and randomly come across this 😂🤣
@@Cacodominus6969 hahaha what's up
@@jayglamx3 just staying alive and sane during these shitty times lol how've you been dude it's been way too long
'Lot Lizard' sounds like a happy meal toy. 🦎
Meet some interesting couple from across the table, fucking shoot me now
They have to overcook the shrimp 🍤 cause its such cheap shrimp and taste undercooked otherwise
saw this in full podcast
Good job
@@critiquemytechnique1135 Thanks. I feel I am superior to everyone else based on this thing that I did.
It's not FOR cleaning, it's because it's a bitch to clean them and they don't wanna do it multiple times a day so they shut em down out of laziness
But people don't care, they don't give a shit
Hibachi is over priced, poorly cooked, bland food.
Oh and the Japanese....the stereotypical food we are talking about..is so overrated . If you find a good Thai place..you'll never look back.
Tim is like a gay Artie Lange