Humans Ressurect Extinct “Deathworld Animals” To Aid Them In Battle | Best HFY Stories

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  • @leonitas91
    @leonitas91 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah lets just use the walking buldozer variant.
      Edit: I have to add: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERKNIGHTS! (yes I am old I know)

    • @edhenderson1655
      @edhenderson1655 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@weslooos Yes, you're dating both of us, as I also remember! And for anyone else reading this....if you know, you just know.

    • @MuffinButtonluvsyou
      @MuffinButtonluvsyou หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?

    • @stanmann356
      @stanmann356 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@w8stral I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

  • @MultiMoe11
    @MultiMoe11 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    I can hear Mrs.Rimiki weeping at the fact that humans were allowed to do the thing we were not supposed to be allowed to do

    • @MultiMoe11
      @MultiMoe11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hehe... and the warriors green arive... coming down to the planetside...

    • @RobZombii
      @RobZombii หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah, different Universe. I was wondering why they were allowed to clone dinosaurs after seeing that episode.

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@RobZombii yeah no, yorpil still ban humans from doing it. Though with the yorpil loosing power, an the zum rah having defections who knows. Humans might still get dinos... or dragons

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "You paid for the entire seat but you'll only need the edge" is unironically catchy

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    In our defense, we named earth before we knew what a planet was.

    • @JimBob-m6b
      @JimBob-m6b หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Dirty

    • @pouncet1683
      @pouncet1683 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It has rizz "there deathworld is so horrible they call it dirt"

    • @marten3451
      @marten3451 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I thought it was Gaia, the mother world

    • @dracotitandovahkii7175
      @dracotitandovahkii7175 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@marten3451 well Gaia and Terra both mean the same thing, Earth...which is another word for dirt!

    • @wolfattack4825
      @wolfattack4825 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hey this planet treats us like shit, we just return the favor

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Spartans with Dinosaurs.... SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS!!!!

    • @attackinglizard3429
      @attackinglizard3429 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      IKR, SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS FIGHTING ALIENS!!!!

    • @novanastalga
      @novanastalga 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Romans with Dinosaurs. The Greeks were known for their Phalanx with the long Sarissa spears. Romans are known for the box formation and the Pylum.

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Great story. But "Dinosaur" doesn't mean "Thunder Lizard" it means "Terrible Lizard". "Thunder Lizard" would be "Brontosaurus".

    • @crystalroseblue6760
      @crystalroseblue6760 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      YEP YOU GOT IT.....I learned that in primary school...and painted them in art.

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And before the term Dinosaurs is made, they were once called another. DRAGONS

    • @stikkychaos
      @stikkychaos หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Pax, pax between people of earth.
      Let's settle on ⚡️ THE TERRIBLE THUNDER LIZARDS ⚡️

    • @Dr.Zen1
      @Dr.Zen1 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it's probably for the story element "Thunder knights" sounds better then "Terrible knights" or it could be that the general said thunder lizard because would terrible lizard be nearly as threatening.

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was waiting for the trexes 😂

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Humans "We need more"
      Aliens "more what?"
      Human "MOAR TEETH!!!"

  • @EnglishApache26
    @EnglishApache26 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “Bronze Age. They’re not even letting you use Steel. What did you do?”
    “We adapted” the General said with a smile that could only be described as a fusion of confidence and wickedness
    (That’s how that should have been worded)

  • @markknight5178
    @markknight5178 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    It's one of your best non-series stories so far and narrated by your best narrator.

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    "Spartans, what is your profession!"

    • @robertonoriega4579
      @robertonoriega4579 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      FUCKING RIDE DINOSAURS!!!!!

    • @Hacksaw523
      @Hacksaw523 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      HHUUUAAA

    • @fox_trot0214
      @fox_trot0214 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      AAHOU
      AAHOU
      AAHOU !!!!!!!!!!

    • @kaykaymishka5548
      @kaykaymishka5548 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@robertonoriega4579💯 😂🐉🐲🦕

    • @kaykaymishka5548
      @kaykaymishka5548 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I want Chinese Dragons!!! Acid spewing DRAGONS that eat any type of protective armor 🐉 🐲 .

  • @ZenAki
    @ZenAki หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).

  • @jeano.2779
    @jeano.2779 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Human reading and a story quality that is way better than it was at the beginnings of this channel, and that quality is still on the rise.
    Enjoyed it very much, thanks.

  • @TR1P0DL1F3
    @TR1P0DL1F3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    🎵This is the ultimate shwodown of ultimate destiny.🎵

    • @craigrowe5494
      @craigrowe5494 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They all saw their better Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater

    • @joshuathomason5729
      @joshuathomason5729 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🎶Angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. He delivered a kick, which could shatter bone, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wane. But Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs.🎶

    • @morgankuikka4940
      @morgankuikka4940 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That song went through my head as well

  • @PurposefullyIneloquent
    @PurposefullyIneloquent หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Alright this was great, but dropping my favourite dino right there at the end just made it perfect.

  • @jamesfry8983
    @jamesfry8983 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I would happily pay to see a film version of this.

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.

    • @lemmypop1300
      @lemmypop1300 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It really bothered me too. Like it bothers me when someone says 'he aKsed me a question'. Really? He delivered it via an axe? How you're still alive?

    • @silverbird425
      @silverbird425 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its ok, its all dinosaurs, so it the charge of the Xtra Hvy Thunder Lizard Armored Brigade.

    • @Azmodon
      @Azmodon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just imagined 200 troops on rolling crosses

    • @razzaus1570
      @razzaus1570 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lemmypop1300 axe is just a speech impediment go easy on them.

    • @MicahWo
      @MicahWo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@razzaus1570 the "aks" pronunciation was around in Old English and was still in common use in Modern English until the 1600s. So arguably after 1000 years we starter saying wrong about 400 years ago lol.

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah, i find it a bit annoying as well, but it is a easy mistake to make, and i'll admit it took me a long time to figure out the difference as well

  • @JeffreyHiggins-s7t
    @JeffreyHiggins-s7t หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I was hoping for raptors and got them.

  • @Drakonslayer777
    @Drakonslayer777 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Howdy hey and I’m hear to say that starbound so the best alien story channel around!😁

  • @Wraithfire27
    @Wraithfire27 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The human general kept the things that kill the slowest out of all of them as his pets. Man's a savage.

  • @LongJohnLiver
    @LongJohnLiver หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Zimmy Firebomb would be an awesome name for a member of a grindcore band.

  • @tmote-O76
    @tmote-O76 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now that's a true Dinotopia! Great job!

  • @Zathurious
    @Zathurious หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Am I the only one who pictured Spartan Warriors riding Triceratops, and Tyrannosaurus Rexes?

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    in a situation like this video, the only way i can think of to punish the humans for bringing back dinosaurs would be to ban all cloning, including that of the Brondolian's warbeasts, which would seriously harm them in future battles

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We have other things to ride. Elephants, Rhinos, Hippos, and camels. If worse comes to worse, trained grizzlies. Or we could flood the battlefield with honey badgers and wolverines.

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@nooneofimportance2110 yeah, i guess when you put it that way, even that probably wouldn't effect us too much

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@judahsmyth5398 And sadly enough, if they don't ban genetic engineering too, we could just make an amalgam of honey badger, wolverine, big horn sheep, rhinoceros, and gorilla, throw a bunch of them on the battlefield, and call it a day

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nooneofimportance2110 oh yeah, i guess if we are capable of cloning extinct animals back into existence, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume we could forge new creatures from the DNA of the animals still around

  • @jmx415
    @jmx415 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    ROMA, AETERNA, VICTRIX

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.

    • @AttemptMade
      @AttemptMade หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There’s actually a lot more than that, there’s aluminum bronze, cupronickel bronze, bearing bronze, phosphor bronze, and a few others.

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@AttemptMade to make a krass oversimplification
      if its an alloy with a significant amounts of copper
      its bronze

  • @dgracey01
    @dgracey01 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dirtlings...I dig it 😁

  • @bendari194
    @bendari194 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Kermit and purple Janet from Muppets... Lol

  • @cybercifrado
    @cybercifrado หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read!
    **Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.

  • @umngyr
    @umngyr หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    so much for not letting the humans clone their dinosaurs :p

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it........

    • @SovereignTheGodOfEvil
      @SovereignTheGodOfEvil หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Well the aliens have they're cloned extinct animals so why not the humans clone extinct dinosaurs.😂

    • @andypants1062
      @andypants1062 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Different universe

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The rules stated what kind of weapons allowed in the Arena, but never states how those weapons came to be.

  • @DeadHawk23
    @DeadHawk23 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Earth doesn't even mean dirt... it means "The ground" more than anything really. Dirt just normally seems to be what the ground is made of.

    • @sarahb.6475
      @sarahb.6475 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I sort of feel the aliens are mispronouncing earth... As dirt. The two do sort of rhyme. And people often mispronounce foreign words.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    THEY DID IT, THE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT XD

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    LEGIO!!! ETERNA!!!

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    And this is why the yorpil and zum rah refuse to let humans bring bac dinos. Or genetically engineer dragons

  • @SovereignTheGodOfEvil
    @SovereignTheGodOfEvil หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That was a really good story I hope you continue to make more.😊👍

  • @TheSimbaman
    @TheSimbaman หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Finally, a writer who knows that "raptors" are actually Deinonychus. Loved this story. Loved the imagery it evoked, and the blend of The Running Man, Jurassic Park, 300, John Carter, and that one episode of Justice League TAS that took place on War World. Loved everything about the story.

  • @mansfieldtime
    @mansfieldtime 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ok, this is utterly ridiculous and cool. Though I would have used Allosaurus instead of T-rex. Bigger arms, faster run... probably, though it is a bit smaller for a cavalry, they could still carry two riders.

  • @jenniferviets6011
    @jenniferviets6011 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well played Dirtlings!

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Probably have a Jurassic World already and trained Dinosaurs for riding by guests.

  • @nerfer200
    @nerfer200 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    CALVARY
    Is the hill where Jesus died
    CAVALRY
    Is mounted units
    So nice to see Human errors

  • @mountainman5173
    @mountainman5173 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The spincallers kinda sound like the aboriginal bullroarer. Also, I appreciate the nod to 'Dodgeball' 😂

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.

  • @toradathan3274
    @toradathan3274 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The best story on your channel so far!!

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad you think so!

  • @ronaldhernandez2394
    @ronaldhernandez2394 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What an epic story! I hope y'all continue to succeed and produce such amazing content!

  • @pax1sw
    @pax1sw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good GRIEF I loved this gory story! LOL Excellent! Too much fun! MORE! 🤣👍🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    (Think I need to take a deep look at what motivates me.)

  • @JohnDoe-dr7ep
    @JohnDoe-dr7ep หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 this sound like what my kin might do. I mean brining t-rex back to life

  • @whosagreekgod4135
    @whosagreekgod4135 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice, resurrecting the dinos. Who wouldn't want a story like that!

  • @r.kellycoker9387
    @r.kellycoker9387 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent story telling! I AM A DIRTLING!!!

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow, that was an awesome story...loved the ending. I thought they were describing Velociraptors. Thanks for sharing.

  • @GermanNightmare1976
    @GermanNightmare1976 หลายเดือนก่อน

    32:13 Me, too. Definitely me, too!

  • @TheAquaAuthor
    @TheAquaAuthor 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    17:05
    Cavalry refers to mounted soldiers. "I wanna be in the cavalry, if they send me off to war!"
    Calvary refers to the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the wooden cross. "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only son...[ ]"
    It's a funny little hangup that a lot of people miss sometimes 🙃

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was awesome. Truly epic.
    But I want to see frairen and friends riding velociraptors into battle, whooping and cheering.

  • @sarahb.6475
    @sarahb.6475 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow! Totally cool story! And I remember that scene in Jurassic World where that military guy wanted to use the raptors in the military. Looks like they got a whole load of dangerous beasts!! 😂 earth can be saved from nasty aliens thanks to Hanmond's crazy idea of bringing dinosaurs back to life with Dr Wu - because we all know that is where the dinosaurs in this story came from. They just keep cranking out more of them too! Wait until those aliens discover Indominus!! 😂😂😂 or realize they are smart! They can communicate with each other. What a nightmare for those aliens.
    That retired warrior didnt stand a chance against those raptors.
    Nothing cooler than dinosaurs!! Love Rexy and the raptors! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @richiewertz1143
    @richiewertz1143 หลายเดือนก่อน

    New favorite awesome stories you guys rock

  • @MrAgramer
    @MrAgramer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You got a suscriber,gj

  • @MuffinButtonluvsyou
    @MuffinButtonluvsyou หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ayo, is that Rexy i saw on the Thumbnail? (Those who get the reference, we're friends now 😂)

  • @Darastrixkepesk
    @Darastrixkepesk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I clicked because dinosaurs.

  • @bobhope3817
    @bobhope3817 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Excellent

  • @perivayne
    @perivayne หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    100.....99....wait, there's one missing...lol

  • @inbako9855
    @inbako9855 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What fun! A prehistoric showdown!!!

  • @Pineapple_Pizza1
    @Pineapple_Pizza1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🎶THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN🎶
    🎶 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY 🎶

  • @RienEriuo-d8n
    @RienEriuo-d8n 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hi I'm new and I subbed and liked😊

  • @markiemark8589
    @markiemark8589 หลายเดือนก่อน

    loved the story and many thanks

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I kept getting hung up on her mispronunciation of cavalry. It's ca-val-ry, not calvary. Cavalry is mounted soldiers, calvary is the hill Jesus was crucified on.

  • @suzettewilliams1758
    @suzettewilliams1758 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fantastic story.

  • @yuyaplays9311
    @yuyaplays9311 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could totally see this happening irl.

  • @sancocho1718
    @sancocho1718 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Intergalactic cable!

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The images are great!

  • @Wishphoenix1
    @Wishphoenix1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who in the world keeps velociraptors as pets? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PikaEast
    @PikaEast หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks like the military was inspired by Dino-Riders from back in the day pika 😂

  • @1984swift
    @1984swift หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    yay!

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae หลายเดือนก่อน

    Deinonychus, the true nightmare.

  • @stephenoffutt7037
    @stephenoffutt7037 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mammalian female alien is clapped in the sci-fi world...well sapien anyway...lol

  • @eukaryon
    @eukaryon 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:45 blue grass would appear black under a scarlet lit sky. But, it is a TV game show, so every set is fake.😁

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 หลายเดือนก่อน

    YESSSSSS

  • @sluggishruggish
    @sluggishruggish หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    More stories from this universe. I want to have my own T. Rex. I’d get all the chicks.

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    War’s been banned!!? Boooo!!!!
    And it’s “Cavalry” for old school mounted riders. Modern Cav are scouts, the eyes & ears of the battlefield.

  • @PaytienceT
    @PaytienceT 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You know, they could of saved a lot of lives by just leading with a cavalry charge...

  • @ligerstripe99
    @ligerstripe99 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Where's mr Rodgers in a sweater and a shortsword? :P yes i'm old...

  • @HughYeman
    @HughYeman หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey, do you want some constructive feedback?

  • @Hosta91
    @Hosta91 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just too many adverts if it wasn't for the exceptional narration this would be too frustrating to listen too

  • @evolvingdragon1793
    @evolvingdragon1793 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dino facts are wrong especally in the speed department but fun nun the less great work

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, seeing what Enjin did with the Indomitus Rec in Jurassic World, it's not inconceivable that we would enhance them a little.

    • @evolvingdragon1793
      @evolvingdragon1793 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Women in front line combat again. This time with shields and spears where strength is an even more important aspect.
    Dumb.

    • @whosagreekgod4135
      @whosagreekgod4135 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a pair of whiny bitches. Does the thought of a strong woman threaten your masculinity?

  • @DeadHawk23
    @DeadHawk23 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's cavalry not calvary. I'm not sure why but hearing it said wrong so many times annoyed me lmao.

  • @marlonelrod1514
    @marlonelrod1514 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤩

  • @taith2
    @taith2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Little request: try to abstain using AI images, or at least plastic looking AI stuff
    Using obviously AI generated thumbnails successfuly discouraged me to click
    Would be nice to have multi channel collaboration story to cross promote lectors, or at least link each other in channel profile
    Finding real lectors for HFY stories manually is inconvenient at best

  • @Kayessee
    @Kayessee หลายเดือนก่อน

    I found this overly amusing.

  • @weslooos
    @weslooos หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD

  • @DragonMagi
    @DragonMagi หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have to say. I absolutely love this channel. The way you have real narrators makes you (usually) leagues above the others. But your absolutely cancerous and often totally inaccurate clickbait thumbnails and titles makes it extremely difficult to pick out actually good stories on your channel. I usually just sort by view count and see if I cand find something good.

  • @JWayland
    @JWayland หลายเดือนก่อน

    Definitely need to continue those stories