Humans Ressurect Extinct “Deathworld Animals” To Aid Them In Battle | Best HFY Stories

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  • @leonitas91
    @leonitas91 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah lets just use the walking buldozer variant.
      Edit: I have to add: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERKNIGHTS! (yes I am old I know)

    • @edhenderson1655
      @edhenderson1655 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@weslooos Yes, you're dating both of us, as I also remember! And for anyone else reading this....if you know, you just know.

    • @MuffinButtonluvsyou
      @MuffinButtonluvsyou 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?

    • @stanmann356
      @stanmann356 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@w8stral I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    "You paid for the entire seat but you'll only need the edge" is unironically catchy

  • @MultiMoe11
    @MultiMoe11 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    I can hear Mrs.Rimiki weeping at the fact that humans were allowed to do the thing we were not supposed to be allowed to do

    • @jerethgryphon4244
      @jerethgryphon4244 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Different universe fortunately 😅 i love Mrs rimiki also

    • @MultiMoe11
      @MultiMoe11 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hehe... and the warriors green arive... coming down to the planetside...

    • @RobZombii
      @RobZombii 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ah, different Universe. I was wondering why they were allowed to clone dinosaurs after seeing that episode.

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was waiting for the trexes 😂

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Spartans with Dinosaurs.... SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS!!!!

    • @attackinglizard3429
      @attackinglizard3429 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      IKR, SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS FIGHTING ALIENS!!!!

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    "Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    In our defense, we named earth before we knew what a planet was.

    • @JimBob-m6b
      @JimBob-m6b 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Dirty

    • @pouncet1683
      @pouncet1683 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      It has rizz "there deathworld is so horrible they call it dirt"

    • @marten3451
      @marten3451 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I thought it was Gaia, the mother world

    • @dracotitandovahkii7175
      @dracotitandovahkii7175 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@@marten3451 well Gaia and Terra both mean the same thing, Earth...which is another word for dirt!

    • @wolfattack4825
      @wolfattack4825 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hey this planet treats us like shit, we just return the favor

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    Great story. But "Dinosaur" doesn't mean "Thunder Lizard" it means "Terrible Lizard". "Thunder Lizard" would be "Brontosaurus".

    • @crystalroseblue6760
      @crystalroseblue6760 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      YEP YOU GOT IT.....I learned that in primary school...and painted them in art.

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      And before the term Dinosaurs is made, they were once called another. DRAGONS

    • @stikkychaos
      @stikkychaos 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Pax, pax between people of earth.
      Let's settle on ⚡️ THE TERRIBLE THUNDER LIZARDS ⚡️

  • @jeano.2779
    @jeano.2779 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Human reading and a story quality that is way better than it was at the beginnings of this channel, and that quality is still on the rise.
    Enjoyed it very much, thanks.

  • @markknight5178
    @markknight5178 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    It's one of your best non-series stories so far and narrated by your best narrator.

  • @jamesfry8983
    @jamesfry8983 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I would happily pay to see a film version of this.

  • @Wraithfire27
    @Wraithfire27 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The human general kept the things that kill the slowest out of all of them as his pets. Man's a savage.

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    in a situation like this video, the only way i can think of to punish the humans for bringing back dinosaurs would be to ban all cloning, including that of the Brondolian's warbeasts, which would seriously harm them in future battles

  • @TR1P0DL1F3
    @TR1P0DL1F3 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    🎵This is the ultimate shwodown of ultimate destiny.🎵

    • @craigrowe5494
      @craigrowe5494 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      They all saw their better Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater

    • @joshuathomason5729
      @joshuathomason5729 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      🎶Angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. He delivered a kick, which could shatter bone, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wane. But Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs.🎶

    • @morgankuikka4940
      @morgankuikka4940 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That song went through my head as well

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    "Spartans, what is your profession!"

    • @robertonoriega4579
      @robertonoriega4579 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      FUCKING RIDE DINOSAURS!!!!!

    • @Hacksaw523
      @Hacksaw523 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      HHUUUAAA

    • @fox_trot0214
      @fox_trot0214 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      AAHOU
      AAHOU
      AAHOU !!!!!!!!!!

    • @kaykaymishka5548
      @kaykaymishka5548 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@robertonoriega4579💯 😂🐉🐲🦕

    • @kaykaymishka5548
      @kaykaymishka5548 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I want Chinese Dragons!!! Acid spewing DRAGONS that eat any type of protective armor 🐉 🐲 .

  • @PurposefullyIneloquent
    @PurposefullyIneloquent 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Alright this was great, but dropping my favourite dino right there at the end just made it perfect.

  • @ZenAki
    @ZenAki 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).

  • @tmote-O76
    @tmote-O76 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Now that's a true Dinotopia! Great job!

  • @EnglishApache26
    @EnglishApache26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Bronze Age. They’re not even letting you use Steel. What did you do?”
    “We adapted” the General said with a smile that could only be described as a fusion of confidence and wickedness
    (That’s how that should have been worded)

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yeah, i find it a bit annoying as well, but it is a easy mistake to make, and i'll admit it took me a long time to figure out the difference as well

  • @JeffreyHiggins-s7t
    @JeffreyHiggins-s7t 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I was hoping for raptors and got them.

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.

    • @lemmypop1300
      @lemmypop1300 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It really bothered me too. Like it bothers me when someone says 'he aKsed me a question'. Really? He delivered it via an axe? How you're still alive?

    • @silverbird425
      @silverbird425 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      its ok, its all dinosaurs, so it the charge of the Xtra Hvy Thunder Lizard Armored Brigade.

    • @Azmodon
      @Azmodon 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I just imagined 200 troops on rolling crosses

    • @razzaus1570
      @razzaus1570 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lemmypop1300 axe is just a speech impediment go easy on them.

    • @MicahWo
      @MicahWo 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@razzaus1570 the "aks" pronunciation was around in Old English and was still in common use in Modern English until the 1600s. So arguably after 1000 years we starter saying wrong about 400 years ago lol.

  • @cybercifrado
    @cybercifrado 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read!
    **Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.

  • @Drakonslayer777
    @Drakonslayer777 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Howdy hey and I’m hear to say that starbound so the best alien story channel around!😁

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    And this is why the yorpil and zum rah refuse to let humans bring bac dinos. Or genetically engineer dragons

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.

    • @AttemptMade
      @AttemptMade 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      There’s actually a lot more than that, there’s aluminum bronze, cupronickel bronze, bearing bronze, phosphor bronze, and a few others.

  • @bendari194
    @bendari194 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Kermit and purple Janet from Muppets... Lol

  • @jmx415
    @jmx415 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    ROMA, AETERNA, VICTRIX

  • @DeadHawk23
    @DeadHawk23 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Earth doesn't even mean dirt... it means "The ground" more than anything really. Dirt just normally seems to be what the ground is made of.

  • @Zathurious
    @Zathurious 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Am I the only one who pictured Spartan Warriors riding Triceratops, and Tyrannosaurus Rexes?

  • @LongJohnLiver
    @LongJohnLiver 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Zimmy Firebomb would be an awesome name for a member of a grindcore band.

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    LEGIO!!! ETERNA!!!

  • @TheSimbaman
    @TheSimbaman 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    THEY DID IT, THE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT XD

  • @SovereignTheGodOfEvil
    @SovereignTheGodOfEvil 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    That was a really good story I hope you continue to make more.😊👍

  • @umngyr
    @umngyr 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    so much for not letting the humans clone their dinosaurs :p

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it........

    • @SovereignTheGodOfEvil
      @SovereignTheGodOfEvil 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Well the aliens have they're cloned extinct animals so why not the humans clone extinct dinosaurs.😂

    • @andypants1062
      @andypants1062 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Different universe

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The rules stated what kind of weapons allowed in the Arena, but never states how those weapons came to be.

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Probably have a Jurassic World already and trained Dinosaurs for riding by guests.

  • @dgracey01
    @dgracey01 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Dirtlings...I dig it 😁

  • @nerfer200
    @nerfer200 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    CALVARY
    Is the hill where Jesus died
    CAVALRY
    Is mounted units
    So nice to see Human errors

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.

  • @mountainman5173
    @mountainman5173 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The spincallers kinda sound like the aboriginal bullroarer. Also, I appreciate the nod to 'Dodgeball' 😂

  • @ronaldhernandez2394
    @ronaldhernandez2394 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What an epic story! I hope y'all continue to succeed and produce such amazing content!

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    wow, that was an awesome story...loved the ending. I thought they were describing Velociraptors. Thanks for sharing.

  • @whosagreekgod4135
    @whosagreekgod4135 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nice, resurrecting the dinos. Who wouldn't want a story like that!

  • @pax1sw
    @pax1sw 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Good GRIEF I loved this gory story! LOL Excellent! Too much fun! MORE! 🤣👍🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    (Think I need to take a deep look at what motivates me.)

  • @JohnDoe-dr7ep
    @JohnDoe-dr7ep 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 this sound like what my kin might do. I mean brining t-rex back to life

  • @inbako9855
    @inbako9855 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What fun! A prehistoric showdown!!!

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was awesome. Truly epic.
    But I want to see frairen and friends riding velociraptors into battle, whooping and cheering.

  • @jenniferviets6011
    @jenniferviets6011 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well played Dirtlings!

  • @richiewertz1143
    @richiewertz1143 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    New favorite awesome stories you guys rock

  • @derekc.6155
    @derekc.6155 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this the Ultimate Showdown? Of Ultimate Destiny?

  • @r.kellycoker9387
    @r.kellycoker9387 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent story telling! I AM A DIRTLING!!!

  • @markiemark8589
    @markiemark8589 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    loved the story and many thanks

  • @GermanNightmare1976
    @GermanNightmare1976 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    32:13 Me, too. Definitely me, too!

  • @bobhope3817
    @bobhope3817 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent

  • @suzettewilliams1758
    @suzettewilliams1758 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fantastic story.

  • @Pineapple_Pizza1
    @Pineapple_Pizza1 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🎶THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN🎶
    🎶 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY 🎶

  • @1984swift
    @1984swift 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    yay!

  • @yuyaplays9311
    @yuyaplays9311 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I could totally see this happening irl.

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The images are great!

  • @MuffinButtonluvsyou
    @MuffinButtonluvsyou 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Ayo, is that Rexy i saw on the Thumbnail? (Those who get the reference, we're friends now 😂)

  • @Darastrixkepesk
    @Darastrixkepesk 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I clicked because dinosaurs.

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I kept getting hung up on her mispronunciation of cavalry. It's ca-val-ry, not calvary. Cavalry is mounted soldiers, calvary is the hill Jesus was crucified on.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Deinonychus, the true nightmare.

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    YESSSSSS

  • @PikaEast
    @PikaEast 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Looks like the military was inspired by Dino-Riders from back in the day pika 😂

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    War’s been banned!!? Boooo!!!!
    And it’s “Cavalry” for old school mounted riders. Modern Cav are scouts, the eyes & ears of the battlefield.

  • @stephenoffutt7037
    @stephenoffutt7037 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Mammalian female alien is clapped in the sci-fi world...well sapien anyway...lol

  • @sluggishruggish
    @sluggishruggish 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    More stories from this universe. I want to have my own T. Rex. I’d get all the chicks.

  • @perivayne
    @perivayne 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    100.....99....wait, there's one missing...lol

  • @HughYeman
    @HughYeman 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey, do you want some constructive feedback?

  • @ligerstripe99
    @ligerstripe99 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Where's mr Rodgers in a sweater and a shortsword? :P yes i'm old...

  • @marlonelrod1514
    @marlonelrod1514 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🤩

  • @evolvingdragon1793
    @evolvingdragon1793 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The dino facts are wrong especally in the speed department but fun nun the less great work

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, seeing what Enjin did with the Indomitus Rec in Jurassic World, it's not inconceivable that we would enhance them a little.

    • @evolvingdragon1793
      @evolvingdragon1793 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though

  • @DeadHawk23
    @DeadHawk23 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's cavalry not calvary. I'm not sure why but hearing it said wrong so many times annoyed me lmao.

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Women in front line combat again. This time with shields and spears where strength is an even more important aspect.
    Dumb.

    • @whosagreekgod4135
      @whosagreekgod4135 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What a pair of whiny bitches. Does the thought of a strong woman threaten your masculinity?

  • @taith2
    @taith2 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Little request: try to abstain using AI images, or at least plastic looking AI stuff
    Using obviously AI generated thumbnails successfuly discouraged me to click
    Would be nice to have multi channel collaboration story to cross promote lectors, or at least link each other in channel profile
    Finding real lectors for HFY stories manually is inconvenient at best

  • @Kayessee
    @Kayessee 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I found this overly amusing.

  • @weslooos
    @weslooos 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD

  • @DragonMagi
    @DragonMagi 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have to say. I absolutely love this channel. The way you have real narrators makes you (usually) leagues above the others. But your absolutely cancerous and often totally inaccurate clickbait thumbnails and titles makes it extremely difficult to pick out actually good stories on your channel. I usually just sort by view count and see if I cand find something good.