I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍
Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.
@@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?
@@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.
@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball
@@RobZombii yeah no, yorpil still ban humans from doing it. Though with the yorpil loosing power, an the zum rah having defections who knows. Humans might still get dinos... or dragons
it's probably for the story element "Thunder knights" sounds better then "Terrible knights" or it could be that the general said thunder lizard because would terrible lizard be nearly as threatening.
This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!
“Bronze Age. They’re not even letting you use Steel. What did you do?” “We adapted” the General said with a smile that could only be described as a fusion of confidence and wickedness (That’s how that should have been worded)
"Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.
The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).
Human reading and a story quality that is way better than it was at the beginnings of this channel, and that quality is still on the rise. Enjoyed it very much, thanks.
🎶Angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. He delivered a kick, which could shatter bone, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wane. But Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs.🎶
Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.
@razzaus1570 the "aks" pronunciation was around in Old English and was still in common use in Modern English until the 1600s. So arguably after 1000 years we starter saying wrong about 400 years ago lol.
You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.
in a situation like this video, the only way i can think of to punish the humans for bringing back dinosaurs would be to ban all cloning, including that of the Brondolian's warbeasts, which would seriously harm them in future battles
We have other things to ride. Elephants, Rhinos, Hippos, and camels. If worse comes to worse, trained grizzlies. Or we could flood the battlefield with honey badgers and wolverines.
@@judahsmyth5398 And sadly enough, if they don't ban genetic engineering too, we could just make an amalgam of honey badger, wolverine, big horn sheep, rhinoceros, and gorilla, throw a bunch of them on the battlefield, and call it a day
@@nooneofimportance2110 oh yeah, i guess if we are capable of cloning extinct animals back into existence, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume we could forge new creatures from the DNA of the animals still around
Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.
That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read! **Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.
Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.
Finally, a writer who knows that "raptors" are actually Deinonychus. Loved this story. Loved the imagery it evoked, and the blend of The Running Man, Jurassic Park, 300, John Carter, and that one episode of Justice League TAS that took place on War World. Loved everything about the story.
Ok, this is utterly ridiculous and cool. Though I would have used Allosaurus instead of T-rex. Bigger arms, faster run... probably, though it is a bit smaller for a cavalry, they could still carry two riders.
So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?
You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.
17:05 Cavalry refers to mounted soldiers. "I wanna be in the cavalry, if they send me off to war!" Calvary refers to the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the wooden cross. "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only son...[ ]" It's a funny little hangup that a lot of people miss sometimes 🙃
Wow! Totally cool story! And I remember that scene in Jurassic World where that military guy wanted to use the raptors in the military. Looks like they got a whole load of dangerous beasts!! 😂 earth can be saved from nasty aliens thanks to Hanmond's crazy idea of bringing dinosaurs back to life with Dr Wu - because we all know that is where the dinosaurs in this story came from. They just keep cranking out more of them too! Wait until those aliens discover Indominus!! 😂😂😂 or realize they are smart! They can communicate with each other. What a nightmare for those aliens. That retired warrior didnt stand a chance against those raptors. Nothing cooler than dinosaurs!! Love Rexy and the raptors! ❤❤❤❤❤
I kept getting hung up on her mispronunciation of cavalry. It's ca-val-ry, not calvary. Cavalry is mounted soldiers, calvary is the hill Jesus was crucified on.
@@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though
Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.
Little request: try to abstain using AI images, or at least plastic looking AI stuff Using obviously AI generated thumbnails successfuly discouraged me to click Would be nice to have multi channel collaboration story to cross promote lectors, or at least link each other in channel profile Finding real lectors for HFY stories manually is inconvenient at best
I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD
I have to say. I absolutely love this channel. The way you have real narrators makes you (usually) leagues above the others. But your absolutely cancerous and often totally inaccurate clickbait thumbnails and titles makes it extremely difficult to pick out actually good stories on your channel. I usually just sort by view count and see if I cand find something good.
I love the creativity on this channel, yall took jurassic park, 300 spartans, independence day and mix it with a game show format and create this dope ass story. I cant get enough keep em coming.😁👍
Nice, except Reptile Dino's would never be used as they cannot work long due to heat build up. They do not pant or sweat and if cold? Yikes, they would not move.
Yeah lets just use the walking buldozer variant.
Edit: I have to add: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERKNIGHTS! (yes I am old I know)
@weslooos Yes, you're dating both of us, as I also remember! And for anyone else reading this....if you know, you just know.
@@w8stral maybe, maybe not. Who's to say they didn't work that problem out with their genetic code? To be fair, they did revive them, so would it really be that farfetched of an idea?
@@w8stral I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
I can hear Mrs.Rimiki weeping at the fact that humans were allowed to do the thing we were not supposed to be allowed to do
@@jerethgryphon4244 favorite of the universes the other ones that are really really good are the alien doctor with the military human forgive me I am terrible with names, the alien podcast, and the death dealer are my faves.
@@MultiMoe11rimiki is one of my faves. The other is the series adopted by humans. A dog like species, who grew up under strict rules... finds himself lost in the simplest of things humans do. Something about driving with windows down... or... a ball
Hehe... and the warriors green arive... coming down to the planetside...
Ah, different Universe. I was wondering why they were allowed to clone dinosaurs after seeing that episode.
@@RobZombii yeah no, yorpil still ban humans from doing it. Though with the yorpil loosing power, an the zum rah having defections who knows. Humans might still get dinos... or dragons
"You paid for the entire seat but you'll only need the edge" is unironically catchy
In our defense, we named earth before we knew what a planet was.
Dirty
It has rizz "there deathworld is so horrible they call it dirt"
I thought it was Gaia, the mother world
@@marten3451 well Gaia and Terra both mean the same thing, Earth...which is another word for dirt!
Hey this planet treats us like shit, we just return the favor
Spartans with Dinosaurs.... SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS!!!!
IKR, SPARTANS WITH DINOSAURS FIGHTING ALIENS!!!!
Romans with Dinosaurs. The Greeks were known for their Phalanx with the long Sarissa spears. Romans are known for the box formation and the Pylum.
Great story. But "Dinosaur" doesn't mean "Thunder Lizard" it means "Terrible Lizard". "Thunder Lizard" would be "Brontosaurus".
YEP YOU GOT IT.....I learned that in primary school...and painted them in art.
And before the term Dinosaurs is made, they were once called another. DRAGONS
Pax, pax between people of earth.
Let's settle on ⚡️ THE TERRIBLE THUNDER LIZARDS ⚡️
it's probably for the story element "Thunder knights" sounds better then "Terrible knights" or it could be that the general said thunder lizard because would terrible lizard be nearly as threatening.
This was freaking awesome! Trikes for heavy cavalry, Rexes for assault cav, Roman phalanx for infantry, and the damned human general got himself a pack of raptors for guard dogs. The Brondolian Badasses probably shit their drawers when they saw all of those TEETH!
I was waiting for the trexes 😂
Humans "We need more"
Aliens "more what?"
Human "MOAR TEETH!!!"
“Bronze Age. They’re not even letting you use Steel. What did you do?”
“We adapted” the General said with a smile that could only be described as a fusion of confidence and wickedness
(That’s how that should have been worded)
It's one of your best non-series stories so far and narrated by your best narrator.
"Earth" may be unimaginative, but it's also very accurate. As a substance, dirt may be boring, but, if it was rare enough to be exciting, we'd all be in trouble, wouldn't we? All in all, it's a solid name.
"Spartans, what is your profession!"
FUCKING RIDE DINOSAURS!!!!!
HHUUUAAA
AAHOU
AAHOU
AAHOU !!!!!!!!!!
@@robertonoriega4579💯 😂🐉🐲🦕
I want Chinese Dragons!!! Acid spewing DRAGONS that eat any type of protective armor 🐉 🐲 .
The word-smiths were all over the comments so I will just say that I love the idea of Bronze-Age Humans riding atop armored-armor fossils and making the fools regret their life. Also, cute little dino-pets, I bet that those pets getting loose in that other story would have been a hoot (look for thumbnail of rabbits).
Human reading and a story quality that is way better than it was at the beginnings of this channel, and that quality is still on the rise.
Enjoyed it very much, thanks.
🎵This is the ultimate shwodown of ultimate destiny.🎵
They all saw their better Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater
🎶Angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. He delivered a kick, which could shatter bone, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones, who fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wane. But Chuck saw through, this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs.🎶
That song went through my head as well
Alright this was great, but dropping my favourite dino right there at the end just made it perfect.
I would happily pay to see a film version of this.
Excellent story. One thing, though - I have noticed that many people these days say 'calvary' when talking about mounted warriors, the word is 'caValry'. Calvary is the place where the big JC was crucified. Sorry to be a dick about it, but as I said, excellent story, thanks.
It really bothered me too. Like it bothers me when someone says 'he aKsed me a question'. Really? He delivered it via an axe? How you're still alive?
its ok, its all dinosaurs, so it the charge of the Xtra Hvy Thunder Lizard Armored Brigade.
I just imagined 200 troops on rolling crosses
@@lemmypop1300 axe is just a speech impediment go easy on them.
@razzaus1570 the "aks" pronunciation was around in Old English and was still in common use in Modern English until the 1600s. So arguably after 1000 years we starter saying wrong about 400 years ago lol.
You've set off a grammatical pet peeve of mine. "Cavalry" is the word describing mounted warriors. "Calvary" is the name of the hill Jesus was crucified on.
yeah, i find it a bit annoying as well, but it is a easy mistake to make, and i'll admit it took me a long time to figure out the difference as well
I was hoping for raptors and got them.
Howdy hey and I’m hear to say that starbound so the best alien story channel around!😁
The human general kept the things that kill the slowest out of all of them as his pets. Man's a savage.
Zimmy Firebomb would be an awesome name for a member of a grindcore band.
Now that's a true Dinotopia! Great job!
Am I the only one who pictured Spartan Warriors riding Triceratops, and Tyrannosaurus Rexes?
in a situation like this video, the only way i can think of to punish the humans for bringing back dinosaurs would be to ban all cloning, including that of the Brondolian's warbeasts, which would seriously harm them in future battles
We have other things to ride. Elephants, Rhinos, Hippos, and camels. If worse comes to worse, trained grizzlies. Or we could flood the battlefield with honey badgers and wolverines.
@@nooneofimportance2110 yeah, i guess when you put it that way, even that probably wouldn't effect us too much
@@judahsmyth5398 And sadly enough, if they don't ban genetic engineering too, we could just make an amalgam of honey badger, wolverine, big horn sheep, rhinoceros, and gorilla, throw a bunch of them on the battlefield, and call it a day
@@nooneofimportance2110 oh yeah, i guess if we are capable of cloning extinct animals back into existence, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume we could forge new creatures from the DNA of the animals still around
ROMA, AETERNA, VICTRIX
Well, you know, there's bronze and then there's bronze. For instance, tin bronze, familiar enough to western history students, and also common, but less talked about, arsenical bronze. Yes, that's right. Let's just say the latter weapons were born with a certain attitude.
There’s actually a lot more than that, there’s aluminum bronze, cupronickel bronze, bearing bronze, phosphor bronze, and a few others.
@@AttemptMade to make a krass oversimplification
if its an alloy with a significant amounts of copper
its bronze
Dirtlings...I dig it 😁
Kermit and purple Janet from Muppets... Lol
That was fantastic. Everything's all fun and games until the Dirtlings enact the Jurassic Park Protocols. Thanks again for a great read!
**Vocabulary note (given it happened multiple times, I'm assuming the author had it wrong): "Calvary" has religious significance (referential to Christ's crucifixion); "cavalry" refers to mounted troops.
so much for not letting the humans clone their dinosaurs :p
You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it........
Well the aliens have they're cloned extinct animals so why not the humans clone extinct dinosaurs.😂
Different universe
The rules stated what kind of weapons allowed in the Arena, but never states how those weapons came to be.
Earth doesn't even mean dirt... it means "The ground" more than anything really. Dirt just normally seems to be what the ground is made of.
I sort of feel the aliens are mispronouncing earth... As dirt. The two do sort of rhyme. And people often mispronounce foreign words.
THEY DID IT, THE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT XD
LEGIO!!! ETERNA!!!
And this is why the yorpil and zum rah refuse to let humans bring bac dinos. Or genetically engineer dragons
That was a really good story I hope you continue to make more.😊👍
Would of been cool to see the we got the tech to clone Dino’s from aliens that didn’t think it would be a major problem if humans were able to do this.
Finally, a writer who knows that "raptors" are actually Deinonychus. Loved this story. Loved the imagery it evoked, and the blend of The Running Man, Jurassic Park, 300, John Carter, and that one episode of Justice League TAS that took place on War World. Loved everything about the story.
Ok, this is utterly ridiculous and cool. Though I would have used Allosaurus instead of T-rex. Bigger arms, faster run... probably, though it is a bit smaller for a cavalry, they could still carry two riders.
Well played Dirtlings!
So if Humanity joined this coalition thing like 2 months before this event, did they just make all these dinosaur cavalier units in that 2 months, or was this something they had already been working on?
Probably have a Jurassic World already and trained Dinosaurs for riding by guests.
CALVARY
Is the hill where Jesus died
CAVALRY
Is mounted units
So nice to see Human errors
The spincallers kinda sound like the aboriginal bullroarer. Also, I appreciate the nod to 'Dodgeball' 😂
You know, admitting the judges are biased and have been bribed would have been a good way to bring the legitimacy of the game into question, possibly justifying the kind of REAL war that the games were supposed to put a stop to. But the humans won anyway even when blatantly and unfairly hobbled, so the entire point is moot.
The best story on your channel so far!!
Glad you think so!
What an epic story! I hope y'all continue to succeed and produce such amazing content!
Good GRIEF I loved this gory story! LOL Excellent! Too much fun! MORE! 🤣👍🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
(Think I need to take a deep look at what motivates me.)
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this sound like what my kin might do. I mean brining t-rex back to life
Nice, resurrecting the dinos. Who wouldn't want a story like that!
Excellent story telling! I AM A DIRTLING!!!
wow, that was an awesome story...loved the ending. I thought they were describing Velociraptors. Thanks for sharing.
32:13 Me, too. Definitely me, too!
17:05
Cavalry refers to mounted soldiers. "I wanna be in the cavalry, if they send me off to war!"
Calvary refers to the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the wooden cross. "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only son...[ ]"
It's a funny little hangup that a lot of people miss sometimes 🙃
This was awesome. Truly epic.
But I want to see frairen and friends riding velociraptors into battle, whooping and cheering.
Wow! Totally cool story! And I remember that scene in Jurassic World where that military guy wanted to use the raptors in the military. Looks like they got a whole load of dangerous beasts!! 😂 earth can be saved from nasty aliens thanks to Hanmond's crazy idea of bringing dinosaurs back to life with Dr Wu - because we all know that is where the dinosaurs in this story came from. They just keep cranking out more of them too! Wait until those aliens discover Indominus!! 😂😂😂 or realize they are smart! They can communicate with each other. What a nightmare for those aliens.
That retired warrior didnt stand a chance against those raptors.
Nothing cooler than dinosaurs!! Love Rexy and the raptors! ❤❤❤❤❤
New favorite awesome stories you guys rock
You got a suscriber,gj
Ayo, is that Rexy i saw on the Thumbnail? (Those who get the reference, we're friends now 😂)
I clicked because dinosaurs.
Excellent
100.....99....wait, there's one missing...lol
What fun! A prehistoric showdown!!!
🎶THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN🎶
🎶 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY 🎶
Hi I'm new and I subbed and liked😊
loved the story and many thanks
I kept getting hung up on her mispronunciation of cavalry. It's ca-val-ry, not calvary. Cavalry is mounted soldiers, calvary is the hill Jesus was crucified on.
Fantastic story.
I could totally see this happening irl.
Intergalactic cable!
The images are great!
Who in the world keeps velociraptors as pets? 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like the military was inspired by Dino-Riders from back in the day pika 😂
yay!
Deinonychus, the true nightmare.
Mammalian female alien is clapped in the sci-fi world...well sapien anyway...lol
11:45 blue grass would appear black under a scarlet lit sky. But, it is a TV game show, so every set is fake.😁
YESSSSSS
More stories from this universe. I want to have my own T. Rex. I’d get all the chicks.
War’s been banned!!? Boooo!!!!
And it’s “Cavalry” for old school mounted riders. Modern Cav are scouts, the eyes & ears of the battlefield.
You know, they could of saved a lot of lives by just leading with a cavalry charge...
Where's mr Rodgers in a sweater and a shortsword? :P yes i'm old...
Hey, do you want some constructive feedback?
Just too many adverts if it wasn't for the exceptional narration this would be too frustrating to listen too
The dino facts are wrong especally in the speed department but fun nun the less great work
Well, seeing what Enjin did with the Indomitus Rec in Jurassic World, it's not inconceivable that we would enhance them a little.
@@michaellinnet6095 on no doubt about that but changes come with downsides and making it double/ triple the running speed and keeping the size and strength is a stretch still a good story though
Women in front line combat again. This time with shields and spears where strength is an even more important aspect.
Dumb.
Right? Men and women? What is this some fantasy realm with magic??? Women don't fight in war, sure they are nurses and do logistics, and maybe do espionage and some sniper work. But front line battle? No they don't have the power or the fortitude to do that kind of work. Thanks for pointing it out good sir.
What a pair of whiny bitches. Does the thought of a strong woman threaten your masculinity?
It's cavalry not calvary. I'm not sure why but hearing it said wrong so many times annoyed me lmao.
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Little request: try to abstain using AI images, or at least plastic looking AI stuff
Using obviously AI generated thumbnails successfuly discouraged me to click
Would be nice to have multi channel collaboration story to cross promote lectors, or at least link each other in channel profile
Finding real lectors for HFY stories manually is inconvenient at best
I found this overly amusing.
I like it, but Pilum are Iron age, there roman not spartan. hey are also made to break on impact so there less effective to stab.. well the javalins wtich are trowing spears are bronze and iron age even used in medieval times realy. What you ment was the Dory or Doru witch is the hoplite spear. its not made for trowing though. then again china had crosbows during that time so.. yeah history is funny that way. I love the alien general beeing such a boast full lieing coward. we want a real fight.. thjats why we rigg all of them in our favour. Oh like the fact that this story say if you jump on a spear wall you die. XD
I have to say. I absolutely love this channel. The way you have real narrators makes you (usually) leagues above the others. But your absolutely cancerous and often totally inaccurate clickbait thumbnails and titles makes it extremely difficult to pick out actually good stories on your channel. I usually just sort by view count and see if I cand find something good.
Definitely need to continue those stories