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  • @StarboundHFY
    @StarboundHFY  13 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This story is connected to -> th-cam.com/video/ELA70jmXxRs/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrShwaggins
      @MrShwaggins 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was waiting for the "BOO!"

    • @ElderonAnalas
      @ElderonAnalas 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MrShwagginsI only realized after the boo, and was so happy to see the other half of this one.

  • @RunToEternity
    @RunToEternity 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The dogs see Oruzin stampede,
    they begin corralling them.
    Gorto, "Oh no, what is going on?"
    "This isn't supposed to happen!" 🤣

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    The uplifters of the Oruzins were very cruel not to give them dexterous manipulators in the process of their uplifting. Making a non-sapient sapient without doing so seems akin to say, genetically modifying an herbivore to survive on a carnivorous diet without giving them fangs and claws… Imagine the perpetual frustration of a lion trying to catch and rend prey with hooves and square teeth.

  • @kauliukzmogis
    @kauliukzmogis 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Is this part 2? Or spin-off to be more precise? Innudelians/Keepers, Library and that alien, who scared Gorto was characters in another story, but I do not remember which.

    • @derisathartfelt
      @derisathartfelt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      nailed it

    • @jakubwarda8255
      @jakubwarda8255 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It was this one labeld sth like this: why earth archives are taged"Dont even think about it"
      Story, was in short, representative of wariors species walk into libraly and tried to search earth, empleyes where alarmed and protocoll of forcing teaching was executed for whole species. They werent happy about it. Teching was in short: humans are teryfing specialist of warfare and wepons so atacking them is dead sentence.
      Sory for erors/unusuall thinks along the way. English isnt my main language. Tell me what is incorect or strange 😅 thx from up

    • @UncleCharlie2.0
      @UncleCharlie2.0 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I remember the other story, I just knew he would say boo. 😂

    • @DarwinsNitemareChild
      @DarwinsNitemareChild 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@derisathartfelt Pretty much all of it was strange. HAHAHAHA😆😆

  • @teamidris
    @teamidris 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I did enjoy that :) We were in an off-road competition and we threw our winch rope around a tree. Then had to wait half an hour to get it back after the pull because the wild bees were piss’d :D

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Another great story from one of the best voice artists in the business! Bravo!🖖

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That was pretty cool. With a bit of training and plenty of patience, pretty much anybody can keep bees. And the sting itself is not so bad unless you're allergic. But piss off multiple hives? LOL. Unless you've got the right equipment, you're screwed. And the doggies? Treat them right, lots of love, and they get VERY protective of their "people".
    One word of caution though. If you look like or smell like a sheep or goat, DON'T get any of the shepherds. You won't be in charge for long.🤣🤣

  • @ucjapawlaczyk4483
    @ucjapawlaczyk4483 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    very nice love to see a part 2 from the other perspective

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      "Galactic database categorizes humans as 'don't even think about it'"
      It follows the Rukal's POV.

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      th-cam.com/video/ELA70jmXxRs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Ef0G9xhpu1L3EC1e

  • @redschafer7804
    @redschafer7804 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Cane Corso's are awesome dogs the best guard dogs you can get :D

  • @forgtcejba9365
    @forgtcejba9365 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Atomic bombs don't create lasting radiation like meltdowns do, chernobyl and Hiroshima are great examples of the difference, chernobyl was a meltdown and still has a large chunk of radioactive material that will continues to emit radiation, in bombs that same material is used up and separated at an atomic level and doesn't continue to produce radiation over time, which is why Hiroshima is a thriving city again and chernobyl is radioactive and will be for 100s of years

    • @A-stray42
      @A-stray42 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I wonder what would happen if Russia decided to just... light off the Elephant's foot....

    • @forgtcejba9365
      @forgtcejba9365 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @A-stray42 I'm curious what it would take to do that since it's a mix of metals not just the nuclear material, only thing I could think of would be to nuke it but the risk of spreading chunks of the material further are high, maybe they could get rid of the elephants foot by cutting it into small pieces and making 1000 tiny nukes set them off in the old testing grounds, but then who is gonna take the risk of cutting up the foot doing so would probably be deadly

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The first thing to note is that a meltdown and a nuclear explosion are very different events.
      A nuclear bomb is designed to initiate an extremly fast chain reaction with the aim to split as many atoms as possible as quickly as possible. That DOES create a ton of radiation and a ton of radioactive materials. However, most is materials with relativly short halflives because the splitting of the atoms is a messy process that often results in one core breaking into multiple fragments. Those very seldom have any kind of balance in their protons and neutrons so they tend to decay almost immedietly into more stable configurations and that makes up a major part of the initial radiation blast. But even most of these more stable configurations tend to have relativly short halflives so after a year or so there is very little of that left. Till then though the area will be a radioactive hellhole. However, of all the uranium atoms in the nuclear bomb only a very tiny fraction actually gets split and it is that tiny fraction that releases all the energy of the nuclear explosion. The rest of the uranium will just come down almost unchanged with the fallout once it cools down enough and they have their million year halflives. So yes, nuclear explosions too leave lasting radiation though it's relativly little as it's almost exclusivly the original uranium that was in the bomb and it's spread over a relativly large area. And yes, hiroshima is a thriving city today, but it has among the highest cancer rates in the world.
      As for meltdowns, if they explode at all it's usually steam explosions and never nuclear explosions. Essentially the reactor doesn't get cooled enough, the water usually used to cool down the reactor vaporizes, thus building up steam pressure until finally the reactor containment fails to withstand the mounting steam pressure and fails catastrophically. The superheated steam escapes into the enviroment and carries small particles of uranium and/or other reaction products with it. The uranium of course with it's million year halflive and the reactions products with halflvies ranging from a couple seconds to a couple years to a couple decades. However, since the reaction in a reactor is much slower and not artificially hypercharged like in a nuclear bomb there tend to be a much broader range of reaction products. Now the dreaded scenario in which the fuel rods melt and flow down to the bottom of the reactor where they all accumulate into a critical mass. That will and cannot result in a nuclear explosion. What will happen is simply that the chain reaction probably will slightly increase and thus producing a bit more heat thus accelerating the rate at which steam pressure builds up. That's it. In other words, a meltdown is just a massed release of nuclear material into the enviroment and yes, that of cousre does cause a ton of long lasting radiation to be released.
      Though it should be said that the long halflive stuff is actually the most harmless stuff. Because while the radiation released by even a small chunk of uranium over one halflive is enough to kill a human three times over, the radiation that the same chunk of uranium releases over the lifetime of a human is negligable. You could make a ring out of uranium and wear it for your entire lifetime without any problems. Well, assuming the ring is properly sealed so that no uranium can rub off as dust. Because getting uranium dust into your lungs or food is very bad. Less so because of the radiation but more so because it's extremly toxic. Though getting irradiated from inside your body admittedly is also not ideal.

    • @forgtcejba9365
      @forgtcejba9365 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @tranquilthoughts7233 I didn't wanna go that far into explaining the difference I'm glad you did lol

    • @UncleCharlie2.0
      @UncleCharlie2.0 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Probably gonna be a problem for 100,000 years before we figure out how to deal with it permanently.

  • @derisathartfelt
    @derisathartfelt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    went from "easy prey" to "not worth the trouble" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Dinidan
    @Dinidan 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    NOT THE BEES!!!

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You know while the inudelian was right about the mental requirement for guns there was one type of gun I know that they could easily adapted: the gatling gun. Hand crank fire would only need to alter the grips slip off the grip bar and slip on a hoof glove of a sorts and boom easy emplacements

  • @calebtidwell1274
    @calebtidwell1274 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Is this a continuation? I remember a story where the death worlder scared a prey species with a boo at the archives and the prey species ran away to the library staff

    • @DarkCheeld
      @DarkCheeld 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yep this is the continuation of the other side.

    • @redschafer7804
      @redschafer7804 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the pinned comment has the story you seek

    • @xBruceLee88x
      @xBruceLee88x 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂Yep I remember that story lol

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Now the question is this: What species of bee did the import? My vote would be for african honey bees. They have a lower honey yield compared to the european honey bee but they more than make up for that in pure aggression.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You want killer space bees?!? That's how you get killer space bees😢

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kohakuaiko Yes, i want killer space bees!

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @tranquilthoughts7233 regular Midwest honey bees will do enough damage if you piss them off enough and they calm down a lot quicker afterwards (which is what you want in a defensive swarm)

  • @UncleCharlie2.0
    @UncleCharlie2.0 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    24:18 well they do look like they would be good with mint sauce.

  • @XpaceTrue
    @XpaceTrue 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    24:54 No, not geese! But seriously: Many people don't realize that geese are far more aggressive than they'd imagine. Also, certain species of geese are invasive species that've taken over huge areas. Speaking of, many invasive species have displaced or hunted native wildlife, or caused enormous amounts of damage to the environment, crops and/or property. Several are dangerous, often in unassuming ways like being toxic to eat or being carriers of a disease or horrible parasite.

  • @TheRealAaronSmith
    @TheRealAaronSmith 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This deathworlder, when young, also chose the AK family before moving to more advanced weaponry.

  • @DarkCheeld
    @DarkCheeld 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Been waiting for this episode since the other one came out

  • @alfreddelcrow9941
    @alfreddelcrow9941 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    lol Geese!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂👌❤️ That's so damn true 😂🤣

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wait a sec isnt this more "human are mafi lords" content? Nice its been a bit and a paralell episod to boot thank you for this masterpiece

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "These beings must be respected for what they are, not transformed into what you wish them to be."
    Meanwhile, humans themselves creating breeds by selective breeding.

    • @laughingcloud3516
      @laughingcloud3516 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe they draw a very fat line between selective breeding(which is what we do with dogs now), and direct genetic manipulation

  • @jessechristensen1074
    @jessechristensen1074 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I wonder if there's any stories about human hands. The unique flexibility, strength, and more so our thumbs. Feet too I guess. I mean, more than half the bones in our body are in our hands and feet, ya know!

  • @armorface8613
    @armorface8613 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    There was another story that was connected to this right? I can’t remember which tho

    • @luca5cuyi
      @luca5cuyi 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Galactic database categorizes earth as "don't even think about it"

    • @armorface8613
      @armorface8613 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@luca5cuyimany thanks

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, it follows the Rukal's POV.

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      th-cam.com/video/ELA70jmXxRs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Ef0G9xhpu1L3EC1e

  • @NCC-72545A
    @NCC-72545A 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Excuse me Pirates, but there's a "BUZZING STINGER" for you on your comms. Should we just tell them to "BARK UP THE TREE" latter? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Shyster099
    @Shyster099 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love it!

  • @UncleCharlie2.0
    @UncleCharlie2.0 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:07 How’d he get that helmet on. 😂

  • @thesaltyspacecowboy8531
    @thesaltyspacecowboy8531 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My childhood included all kinds of critters, horses, cows, goats, ducks, hogs. Cats and Dogs also. We ate everything cept the horses, cat and dogs. I milked the goats, I miss that life

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent story. I agree with everyone asking for a "party-do". (ain't that how you 'posed to sound 'phistcated?) IYKYK

  • @Amokhunter
    @Amokhunter 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Yeah... that warning about genetic engineering doesn't make sense. How do you think we got so many dog breeds? Selective breeding, which, in essence, is the slow way of genetic engineering.

    • @evolvingdragon1793
      @evolvingdragon1793 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That's more natural and can be seen as more humane then test tubes or syringes

    • @txguy8369
      @txguy8369 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Your talking about natural genetic engineering and most people's issues are artificial genetic engineering meaning playing Yahtzee with genetic sequencing codes

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      As a result of this "natural" engineering, the current most popular breed of dog is highly susceptible to breathing issues and are so front-heavy they will surely drown if they fall in water.

    • @txguy8369
      @txguy8369 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @LiveFreeOrDieDH it's called pure breed incest that is that problem. That's not selective breeding. A mud is the best example of it. But you're going for behaviors and traits. Some times you get the odd ones out.

    • @Amokhunter
      @Amokhunter 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@evolvingdragon1793 Quite frankly, whether it is done over several generations of dogs or could be done on a drawing board in one doesn't make a difference to me and the only reason we're not doing it right now is simply because we cannot yet fully grasp DNA in its entirety and how subtle changes might end up, let alone rewriting large chunks of that code by hand. That day will come and boy oh boy will that kick off an ethics discussion the likes we've never seen.

  • @azurepulse1870
    @azurepulse1870 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wonder how many of the dogs got stung pretty bad because bees go for the eyes and darker fur first. And depending on the bee species, they can chase you for quite a long ways. Not really a great combination. And yeah, I suppose it might work for small raids that never ever have any fleeing survivors or records escaping from the planet, but not for long otherwise. Like targeting the hives from base or using toxic bombs first that target everything (if they just want resources) or just the bees (if they want prey). Larger scale stuff would definitely come up diplomatically naturally with major trade partners, but then I would think the raids would too unless the other species really were similarly pacifistic and didn't want to risk security teams or they figured that they weren't worth the cost... idk, if I turn of my brain for this, I really enjoy it. Otherwise, I remember that reptile scales, even at their weakest points can usually turn back most insect stings and bites, etc.

  • @Shyster099
    @Shyster099 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is awesome I remember that story!

  • @sirsquadie3383
    @sirsquadie3383 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love you guys keep it up!

  • @themichael3410
    @themichael3410 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gorto! My delicious goatly friend! Evolve some fingers and an opposing thumb now, or get out of my archives!

  • @harronlor4345
    @harronlor4345 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I did enjoy thank you

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    NOT THE BEES! D:

  • @mrreaper8826
    @mrreaper8826 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Keep those poor doggos away from the bees!

  • @brianhughes2136
    @brianhughes2136 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Library of Won Xi Ton, minus the annoying giant owl of the same name...

  • @baileydombroskie3046
    @baileydombroskie3046 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I cud be so bold I wud like to request a story that in some way has aliens being introduced to or discovering yugioh bcuz/due to its complexity and strategic gameplay as 1 of humans most popular and strategically valuable games. I’ve got a couple or few stories in my head of how such a story can go, however I don’t want to stifle ur guys creativity w my own and I want 1 of u’s 2 to voice it also.

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Furry Missiles!

  • @alexandrabadoiu4986
    @alexandrabadoiu4986 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yes, pets have taken the spotlight!

  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cane corsos are an Italian breed. Cane is pronounced "KAH-nay." 🐶

  • @benjaminvanlalchaka6936
    @benjaminvanlalchaka6936 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Space hobbit or alien hobbit...😂

  • @cearlach32
    @cearlach32 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ok, who made a virus to spasificly kill our pets

  • @soldierscotty1959
    @soldierscotty1959 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why not give them drones, or exo suits with hands? You know? With opposable thumbs?

    • @soldierscotty1959
      @soldierscotty1959 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't tell me it can't be done! I've seen Pacific Rim 3 times!

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Rukal's POV is here.
    th-cam.com/video/ELA70jmXxRs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Ef0G9xhpu1L3EC1e