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  • @friendlycryptid6797
    @friendlycryptid6797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    After eating the forbidden grilled cheese you hear a voice:
    *"Hey you. You're finally awake."*

    • @catcactus1234
      @catcactus1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The last thing you hear before death

    • @madladhunter4749
      @madladhunter4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You have yourself 69 likes.

    • @jacks3473
      @jacks3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Dammit, now I have to make an entire damn story because of my writer brain not being able to just leave things alone

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jacks3473 me whenever I draw anything.

    • @schwammi
      @schwammi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm proud to say I was the 666th like. You're welcome 😌

  • @iwillfroget
    @iwillfroget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3985

    "If she breathes, she's a square!" - John Mulaney, Probably

    • @forceton
      @forceton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Not gonna lie, definitely imagine him saying it

    • @BingQilin
      @BingQilin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "ALL WOMEN ARE GROOVY!"
      "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A SQUAAAAAAARE!"

    • @goddesszel2746
      @goddesszel2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      when i heard him say this my brain stop work for a couple seconds then start to laugh.

    • @kindasleepi
      @kindasleepi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Incorrect quote?

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kindasleepi it's so him it can't even *be* an incorrect quote

  • @bluemoonhub
    @bluemoonhub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    If there will ever be a show called Ancient Shitposting, I'll have a reason to either:
    1. Stay up late
    2. Be late to school
    3. Not clean my room

  • @ichusagi
    @ichusagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3832

    High class gremlin energy is the only energy you need.

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Preach

    • @jesseNOTPINKMAN
      @jesseNOTPINKMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *yes*

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and the forbidden grilled cheese

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bap3227 _especially_ that

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      High class gremlin energy sounds like an energy drink name

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    :looks at packet of salt and vinegar chips:
    mmmm yes
    pain snacks

  • @alecdickens1042
    @alecdickens1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "IF SHE *BREATHES* -"
    (lightsaber noise)
    "-SHE'S A *SQUAAAAAARE* !"

    • @magatsuno-imouto7661
      @magatsuno-imouto7661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "ALL LADIES..."
      *DRAWS SWORD*
      "ARE QUEENS!"
      "IF SHE BREATHS..."
      *BRANDUSHES SWORD WITH A SPARKLE*
      "SHE'S A *SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!*"

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *IFETH SHE BREATHETH SHE A SQUARETH*

    • @bekima4429
      @bekima4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how about "ALL LADIES ARE RAD!!!"

    • @rosegaster9826
      @rosegaster9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tyrel Hansen this one. I like this one.

    • @gamech2008
      @gamech2008 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bekima4429 THAT'S RAD!

  • @ares7625
    @ares7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    4:03 Bethoveen wrote a piece called "rage over a lost penny"
    One of the stories of how Fur Elise was made, it had Bethoveen liking this one woman. She was not very good at the piano so Bethoveen made a piece for her that was easy. He then found out that the woman has a fiance, out of anger, he made the rest of the piece very hard.

    • @plebulus
      @plebulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lawful evil

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I thought the story went that that woman asked Bethoveen for a piece to play her boyfriend, so he made it easy for her, but then once he found out she was cheating on her fiancee with him, he made the rest of the piece harder

    • @Themuscatgirl
      @Themuscatgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ....dare I say a simp?

    • @ares7625
      @ares7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      floricel_112 I did hear that the story had many versions because it happened a long time ago

    • @ares7625
      @ares7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Karishma Bilimoria ....maybe?

  • @icybeverage9276
    @icybeverage9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    ...Don't eat that seymour--
    don't eat that--

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      you cannot tell the lord what he can and cannot eat

    • @Syndicate.Harbor
      @Syndicate.Harbor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too late....

    • @edsweet2858
      @edsweet2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes eat that seymor

    • @wetsocks347
      @wetsocks347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't oppress the voice of the people! Eat the forbidden grilled cheese! Gain its knowledge and possibly deadly diseases!
      Edit: Hey, covid time here. remember when I said to eat it?

    • @icybeverage9276
      @icybeverage9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wetsocks347 voice of the people: oppressed

  • @wolfsong9134
    @wolfsong9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    "If she breathes she's a square" is my new favorite phrase.

    • @nylist5762
      @nylist5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All women are circles!

    • @hummushummus438
      @hummushummus438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Begone, harlot

    • @thornlilyn6888
      @thornlilyn6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frick I must be a circle because I don't breath I WHEEZE

  • @raefrater4172
    @raefrater4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    You forgot the "ancient cheese with a deadly disease" chant, that would've been fun😂

    • @savethebees2574
      @savethebees2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      a n c i e n t c h e e s e w i t h a d e a d l y d i s e a s e
      ancient cheese with a deadly disease
      Ancient Cheese With A Deadly Disease
      ANCIENT CHEESE WITH A DEADLY DISEASE

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think I want someone to animate this along with Seymour’s readings now...

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Ancient cheese" says @@savethebees2574

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's my favorite part of the forbidden grilled cheese post

    • @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722
      @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would wager to guess that the ancient disease contained within the tomb cheese would by anthrax.

  • @kmixx91
    @kmixx91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I'd like to point out that Mozart also filled his show piece Come scoglio with jumps from high to low notes and low to high notes just to make Adriana Ferrarese's head bob like a chicken on stage because he didn't like her.
    Mozart was a man with a sense of life and knew how to use it and i strive to reach his level of petty, savage, and sassy at some point in my life.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He was the first music pirate as well. The church forbid any copies of Allegri's Miserere from being made so people had to go to the Vatican to listen. He transcribed the whole thing by ear.

    • @noobpro9759
      @noobpro9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vaiyt people don't have to try that hard anymore. And neither do the cops.

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And he was the original catboy

    • @man.no.3
      @man.no.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FrizellaTheBee imsorryhewasthewhat

    • @mikemiles2241
      @mikemiles2241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FrizellaTheBee CLARIFY PLEASE?????

  • @kurkkupastillitjalammintee
    @kurkkupastillitjalammintee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Ancient shitposting" would be my favorite TV program.

    • @kurkkupastillitjalammintee
      @kurkkupastillitjalammintee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ardorstorm no one must ever know i spelled it wrong shush

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kurkkupastillit ja lämmin tee as you wish

    • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
      @TheMandalorianGhostYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey another fan from Finland. Tervehdys veli.

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    4:35
    "Coffee is fruit juice."
    I WHEEZED CAUSE IT'S TRUE-

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GODDAMN IT TUMBLR YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fools. Bean is not fruit.

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So frozen mocha is a smoothie?

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Coffee beans are not beans, they are just called beans due to similar appearance. They are actually the seed of a fruit that resembles a cherry.

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@starburst98 Well, calling it 'pit juice' just makes it sound gross.

  • @reaflor91
    @reaflor91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Exodia after seeing the Grilled Cheese post: "THIS SANDWICH WAS MADE FOR ME"

  • @meking1808
    @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "With the forbidden grilled cheese in hand"
    *_TONIGHT WE DIE LIKE KINGS AND FEAST AT THE TABLES OF HELL MY FELLOW COMRADES_*

  • @jaylaoliver6725
    @jaylaoliver6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    So you’re basically calling yourself out about being a gremlin?

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A *HIGH CLASS GREMLIN*
      Get it right!

    • @wetsocks347
      @wetsocks347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's above us PEASANT gremlin's class.

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who said being a gremlin was a bad thing worth "calling out." I IDENTIFY as a gremlin. Well, more of a goblin. But same energy either way.
      P.S. I don't literally identify as a goblin, that's silly, but I feel I embrace many goblin principles of life.

    • @Syndicate.Harbor
      @Syndicate.Harbor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taylorbritt499 meh, even then it really depends on what variety of each we're talking about. Even though I don't actually either, I would gladly identify as a world of warcraft variety of Goblin. Get to tinker with stuff, blow stuff up, and make loads of cash! Any gremlins I've known of are way too oppressed. Can't get play in the pool or take a relaxing bath, no midnight snacks, and can't watch the good late night shows!

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Syndicate.Harbor That's a fair point. To me, a goblin is one who -hoards- _collects_ shiny things or small trinkets, likes to tinker with things (and of course sometimes explode things), and may or may not sell the things in their collection. For instance I have what I call my goblin jar. Just a jar full of pretty rocks, crystals, shells, and small animal skulls I've found while outside. I love my lil Goblin Jar.

  • @darktidehaslegs4208
    @darktidehaslegs4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I've unironically been using "groovy" for a while now, but I've now been shown the higher being that will guide me to Valhalla.
    Groovy, I hate it.

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TheSquipinator also stellar

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    4:19 this is EXACTLY how British people argue about tea

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I drink my tea black because, for some reason, it helps me sleep.

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker your body defies the laws of caffeine

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leviathan T̸̡̧̡̢̗̟͇̝͎̝͚͉̗͇̗͎̘̹̝͚̠͎̦̘͂̓̈̀͆̓́̐̇͑̅̎̏̑͗̒͜h̴̨̛͉̠̦̗̣̘̻̭̘͈̬̺͈̻̗̝̥̉̎͆̃̽̿̆̀͒̌̓͐͆́̀̓͘ͅe̶̢̪͍͚̖̱̩̲̺͓͉̙̥̣̼̹̻̓̽͆̋̐͋͌̈̃́̈̄͠n̸̘̘͋̍́̌ ̵̦̻̯̞̩̆̌̾̀̒̒͗̄͛͊̈͐̕͝ş̸̛͎̙̮̹͙̮̤͖̯͓̬̜͇̥̩̣̞̥͓̥̣̿̆̒͂̇̾̇͆̒͂̃̆͌̎̋̓̚͠e̶̡̧̢̺̯͉̪̣͍̥͍͈̰͙̫͚͕̳̽͂͌̋̓͌̈̀̔̂͌͆̈́͂̾̇̾̾̏̕͜n̵̨͇̠̠͙̖̼̘͚̙̘͔͚̞̦̥̩̮͕̭̲̍̽̓̋͂́́͘͜͝ͅͅd̴̨̨̢̦̘͉̜̞̣͓̲̗̜̭̱̭͈̼̟̪́̈́͌ ̸̢̢̧̨̰̭̭͙͇̫̙͈̼̳̩̥͖̭̥̦̪̫̗͚̈͆̄̆̈͗̃̉̄̅̑͘̚͜͜m̵̗͇̾ͅë̴̙̭̠̎͒͑̾͋̀̽̔̌̓͠ ̵̖́̂̏̓̈́́̐͂̒̐̓͗̅̍̐͆̅̚͝ͅh̸̢̬̥̜̰̹̹̺͚̰̖͕̝̬̒͂ǫ̴̛̱̗̬̰̘̫́̀͒̇̾̉̈́̏̋͌̀͠ṁ̸͉͓̼̇̎̈́͐̿̌̐͌̌̏̐̿͒̈́̿̾̒͋̐́̍͗͒͘e̶̛̛̮̩̍̉̈̈́̊̑̿̉̓͗̍̅͝ ̴̧̨͍̜̯̞̖̳̮̙̞͎̬͎̭̠̭̳͚͚͇̦͊̅͜͜͜ą̷̧͙̙͚̻̝̝̤̯̝͈͖̣̻͈͖̳̬̭̖̯̳͒̂͑́̏͜͜l̸̡̨̢͙̘͎̯̻̟͎͕͇̖͓͍̺̮̬͚̭͐̌͛̂͑͋̔̅̒̆͛͜͝ͅr̴͖̅͌̓͐́͐̏̐̂̉͛̽̋̀̈́̍̆͝͠͝ē̸̤̼̰a̷̡̱̭͍͈̤͔͕͉̰̘̞͆͋̀̏͋̄̌̔͋͐͆́̓̽̒̕͜͝͝d̷̢̺̪̞̥̉̐̃̎̾̐̀̈́̎̓̌y̷͙͙̯̞̱̮̥͚̜̠̠͛̾͛͌͒͊̉̄͂̆͗̑͛̓͒̒͒̊̌̑̚!̷̢̱͖͚̳̬̲̩͙̜̗̪̜͎̬͈̪͉̫̯̰̆̐͆̄̐̍̔̇̈́͛͘͘͜͜

    • @thejunecooperative
      @thejunecooperative 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker ADHD

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thejunecooperative Actually, no. I don't have ADHD. I would've known that around the same time I learned I had autism.
      I guess, in my case, caffeine just doesn't do much and it's just the warmth of the tea that calms me down.

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    We’re not mixing enough slang. If you want a time traveler to take you away, y’all want to stand up to his enemies and shout, “Broski, you are a thot and I bite my thumb at thee! Make my day, noob! I'm totes sending you to the shadow realm post haste!”

    • @rosegaster9826
      @rosegaster9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes lmao!!!! 🤣

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rosegaster9826
      Daddio, ya need to yeet that sunovagun to the moon, juice the time machine, and ugh wung.

    • @misterquinster8816
      @misterquinster8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thank you for breaking the laws of physics and bending time and space to make a comment funnier than anything anyone has ever said ever

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misterquinster8816
      Mundo appreciated varily, old sport.

    • @zacharyvian4484
      @zacharyvian4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment killed me 8 consecutive times

  • @spacegoblin0334
    @spacegoblin0334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I havent heard "if she breathes she's a square" before but I like it

    • @Mr.JamSandwhich
      @Mr.JamSandwhich 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont understand it bc I havent heard any sayings that sound like it XP if she breathes? shes a square? a shape? lmao

    • @spacegoblin0334
      @spacegoblin0334 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mr.JamSandwhich I think it’s supposed to be old timey version of “if she breathes she’s a thot”

  • @dankspiderman579
    @dankspiderman579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:07
    This is kinda how I imagine Johnny Bravo would speak when he's desperately trying to catch up on the new generation.

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean.
      I ain’t mad at this reboot concept.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:15 Just look to the Jedi temple armory, there were other designs. Hell, the librarian had the saber blaster that used the crystal like a clip.

    • @Kelvoraax
      @Kelvoraax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you mean Jocasta Nu, the Saber Rifle wasn’t technically hers, it was created in the Old Republic era (IIRC) and she was simply the current keeper of it, it’s certainly a point though, look at, say, Darth Malgus or Revan’s Lightsaber compared to, for example, Yoda or Luke Skywalker’s

    • @Tman25-
      @Tman25- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Y'all forgetting the purple saber?

    • @digitalunity
      @digitalunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The sith get cool handles and the Jedi get Technicolor blades. This is a fair trade, and means the force was always balanced.

  • @dysperdotted
    @dysperdotted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    nothing will ever be as good on tumblr as “tonight we dine like kings.”

  • @partlycloudy7707
    @partlycloudy7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Ancient Shitposting" is definitely a show I would watch on the history channel or science channel

  • @gaysatan4990
    @gaysatan4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I have risen to synthesise myself with the cursed content of toomble

  • @csturgis
    @csturgis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    high class Gremlins be like: 🍵

  • @pleasecallmedoku7215
    @pleasecallmedoku7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I believe the anime(s) is/are "Osomatsu-Kun" or/are "Osomatsu-chan". One is the original based of a manga and the other is both a sequel and a remake of sorts, watched neither so can't tell if it's good

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking about it.
      But did op don't realize it's 6 guys?

    • @furiousmagician5912
      @furiousmagician5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's good I've seen it :>

    • @kanniekosplayyes2799
      @kanniekosplayyes2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen Osomatsu-san and it's pretty good and hilarious x3

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kanniekosplayyes2799 The fujoshis that make up the fan base are terrible though from what I hear

    • @pleasecallmedoku7215
      @pleasecallmedoku7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@doctorsnakeeater1997 oh wow the annoying part of the fanbase is also the loudest, shocker

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It makes me extremely happy that people were basically doing glorified shitposts even back then.

  • @AndratVO
    @AndratVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mr. Pun Master Seymour’s Tumblr readings give us all life and strength. Don’t lie.

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true.
      The average person needs Shelter, food, and water to survive.
      I, However, need Bad puns, A hefty overdose of anime, Jesus, and "that's what she said"

  • @AverageEldritchEntity
    @AverageEldritchEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:08 also we should really SABRE this thought.

  • @pachie2742
    @pachie2742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:30 coffee is fruity! But when they ship it out they give Americans basically the seeds. The original coffee bean is red coated and has a shell like thing and then they peel it and there’s a jelly like thing over the American bean, and then they make coffee out of it. My Spanish teacher went there and loved it also bananas are smoll and super good.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Actually in regards of the bog butter I remember seeing something about that in bizarre foods

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:15 I genuinely use this one 'groovy, I hate it' because I just adore it

  • @nuclear_wizard
    @nuclear_wizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:18 OKAY NO JOKE the other day I was walking through the hall at my school and somebody dropped one of their AirPods right in front of me, and for the rest of the day my intrusive thoughts were ranting about "Why didn't you step on it??? You should have stepped on it imagine the chaos you could've reveled in if you'd JUST STEPPED ON IT"

  • @happenedbychance3392
    @happenedbychance3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can totally see you being either a cartoon character or a voice actor for a cartoon character

  • @johnmoreno6903
    @johnmoreno6903 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:56 there’s also an ancient, perfectly sealed bottle of wine from the Roman Empire for the drink to top such a timeless delight

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:05 That is literally what they called them on set

  • @6starnutty970
    @6starnutty970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "High-class gremlin"
    I found it. I found my ultimate mood.

  • @Lee.Smells
    @Lee.Smells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    1:37 no youre just too weak to handle the secrets of the salt and vinegar crisps

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I completely agree with you on that.

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walker's Crisps hold the secrets of the universe

    • @RobotInSpace
      @RobotInSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Chips

    • @marxxplaysgames
      @marxxplaysgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Salt and vinagar chips is one of the most metal foods next to capn crunch with no milk

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seantaggart7382 lime? Sweet

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'My Grandfather's pantry has no pathetic ingredients but it does have.. *THE UNSTOPPABLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!* '

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:26 Ten thousand huh? I guess there are two ancient bog butters.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      two forbidden sandwiches and a side of fried sweet taters pls

  • @whomstami7365
    @whomstami7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:58 we have reached a new level of comedic genius

  • @sappy_
    @sappy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:18 There was actually a kid in my school that swallowed an airpod. How he's still alive, no one's quite sure.

  • @fairyquartz2432
    @fairyquartz2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm now religiously using "if she breathes, she's a square" and "Groovy! I hate it." Thank you.

  • @MoNotNique
    @MoNotNique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:20 in my art history thru the 15th cent., theres some Paleolithic cave drawing where people drew bulls and threw spears at it and ppl were like on maybe target practice and my prof was like “yeh prolly but uh... angsty teens throwing stuff against the wall in anger?” Thats not what archeologists say but its our fun little classs joke that all art is made by some rebellious teen who is just angsting hard

  • @johnjunkersfeld2964
    @johnjunkersfeld2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    High Class Gremlin.

  • @snowdream2530
    @snowdream2530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just so you know you can eat the bog butter. THIS IS WHAT WE LEARN IN IRELAND

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last post is probably how vampires talk, no way they’ve been alive for 500 years and still talk like Victorian gentlemen

  • @nenidetic
    @nenidetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 Turned into Spongebob for a quick second

  • @CharlieCat18
    @CharlieCat18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Groovy, I hate it” sounds like a line from Hyde on That ‘70s Show and I love it

  • @xerces444
    @xerces444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:25 we found kel

    • @ItsWolf0
      @ItsWolf0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was just about to comment this, the orange Joe chose you first

  • @jamiel6005
    @jamiel6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ancient cheese with a deadly disease. ancient cheese with a deadly disease. ancient cheese wITH A DEADLY DISEASE. ANCIENT CHEESE WITH A DEADLY DISEASE.

  • @briesiestewart951
    @briesiestewart951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me seeing my friends tumblr posts on a video: GUESS WHAT YALL WE FAMOUS!!!!!

  • @Silverwing2112
    @Silverwing2112 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm absolutely using "groovy, I hate it" every chance I get, thank you Seymour.

  • @penguinesperanza
    @penguinesperanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Y’all really out here attacking my dudes in Mt. Rushmore like that

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And how!

    • @colecarsten9532
      @colecarsten9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone from the state with the head mountain, can confirm - all the white rocky guys look the same.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk Teddy is pretty attractive

  • @zephyrdagonheart1208
    @zephyrdagonheart1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay why is the forbidden grilled cheese one a mood? Also second, why is it reminding me of that Teen Titans Go episode when they go to build the ultimate sandwich to prove Robin's sandwiches aren't all that special.

  • @VitaEmerald324
    @VitaEmerald324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If she breathes....
    SHE’S A SQUUUUUAAAAAARE!!!!!

  • @Taijirai
    @Taijirai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If she BREATHES, she's a SQUAAAAARE!"
    I done just fist bumped myself that was so triumphant

  • @my-chemical-romance
    @my-chemical-romance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my first time watching this channel
    1:27 in and I have already subscribed, I love the voices

  • @dreemysweety
    @dreemysweety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Op: Vinegar hurts you and salt is just there! Salt and Vinegar chips are bad!
    Me: You could say it's rubbing salt in your wounds!

  • @Rondorix
    @Rondorix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, on the topic of the OJ coffee guy at 4:12
    I once experimented with tobasco sauce in orange juice.
    Most attempts were meh, but then I put a tiny bit in a little shotglass full of OJ, did not stir, and.. By some cursed miracle? The OJ's flavor didn't change, it just got a spicy kick added. Spicy orange juice.
    If someone can replicate that on a larger scale, you got yourselves a product to sell, there.

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The forbidden grill cheese isn’t going to harm me. I have eaten public school cafeteria food.

  • @БранимирНиколов-ж7ф
    @БранимирНиколов-ж7ф 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know a guy who is about 66 millions years old and I showed him this and he has conformed that this is normal for all species of human

  • @thegrimreaper1892
    @thegrimreaper1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    On 1% and I’m happy I got to finish this video before my phone died. You always manage to brighten my mood, Seymour, thank you for that

  • @casualbiscuit
    @casualbiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:50 I haven’t seen black panther as of yet and thought the post was saying that bilbo baggins and Gollum were in black panther

  • @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740
    @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Was the four-anime person perchance talking about and severely misunderstanding JoJo?

    • @LuckyLiegeLady246
      @LuckyLiegeLady246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Casey C I think they were thinking of Osomatsu.

    • @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740
      @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LuckyLiegeLady246 That... would make a lot more sense.

    • @enigmaticalarrias7684
      @enigmaticalarrias7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't Osumatsu have sextuplets as the main characters though?

    • @LuckyLiegeLady246
      @LuckyLiegeLady246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enigmatical Arrias it does, but maybe they didn’t know that.

    • @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740
      @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enigmaticalarrias7684 But usually around four are pictured, and they could just have not realized how many there were in total.

  • @ADragonAmongRoses
    @ADragonAmongRoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like watching these videos during a lunch break is a dangerous exercise. I'm so close to choking out of laughter.

  • @malpurposes
    @malpurposes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:41
    *as i'm eating salt and vinegar chips*

  • @matthewlightwood5412
    @matthewlightwood5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me after the "more shouting" bit: P.M., Have I ever told you how much I love you?

  • @phsandraart711
    @phsandraart711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A SQUAaAaAaAA-“

  • @kryss.8569
    @kryss.8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else thinks that Seymour sounded like the narrator for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob when he said, "If she breathes, She's A SQUARE,"?

    • @Mr.JamSandwhich
      @Mr.JamSandwhich 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sounded like john mulany to me

  • @frogspawn8614
    @frogspawn8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Last time I was this early fidget spinners were still cool.

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Groovy, I hate it" is being added to my vocabulary.

  • @TheAustronaut03
    @TheAustronaut03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the tumblr man once again returns from the surface

  • @Yems1
    @Yems1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey kid, want a wicked lightbaver?"
    Ramsey is that you??

  • @nzmk99
    @nzmk99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 my estimate is osomatsu san but there's six boys that look exactly alike

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An ancient cheese with a deadly disease
    An ancient cheese with a deadly disease
    An ancient cheese with a deadly disease

  • @lilaxeree3621
    @lilaxeree3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    one view = 53 likes
    TH-cam stay drunk

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *In a very drunken slurred way* TH-cam: i swear to drunk officer, we're not god... What do you mean roll down the window?

    • @The-Seal-Of-Approval
      @The-Seal-Of-Approval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It won't let me comment or reply to anything , so yeah YT is my ex-bf drunk

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *BANG BANG BANG!* OPEN UP FBI, THIS IS THE DEMON POLICE! WE HAVE YOUR PLACE SURROUNDED, YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO!

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deamoncastor7307 time for all good demons to go home. 😂

    • @lilaxeree3621
      @lilaxeree3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deamoncastor7307 >.> uh oh

  • @katdraws7072
    @katdraws7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:40 chips that cause me pain are my favorite

  • @pompadorbz9168
    @pompadorbz9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:26 i can make a really funny danganronpa reference with the bog butter at my disposal. i just need to think about it for a while.

    • @chumbusi8147
      @chumbusi8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DON'T.*

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my brother is really into danganronpa but I know jack shit about it, can anyone explain or is it too painful

    • @chumbusi8147
      @chumbusi8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First game, Chapter 2 execution. That's all I'mma say.

  • @jipzip2968
    @jipzip2968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If we use some ancient leaves, ancient honey, and ancient water (technically any water, but let’s say water found in an old place) we could probably make forbidden tea too

  • @literally_trash
    @literally_trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:32 guess i am a masochitsts now cuz i like that flavor

    • @galacgacwatson3102
      @galacgacwatson3102 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I eat salt and drink vinegar (specifically sukang sawsawan, don't ask why I commented twice, TH-cam wasn't showing my comments and I forgot I already commented)

    • @Courage_girl13
      @Courage_girl13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is the best flavor

    • @nathoghazi5026
      @nathoghazi5026 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lays kettle cooked sea salt and vinegar chip dust probably has at least 50 grams of cocaine in it

  • @The19Scout97
    @The19Scout97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Grovy, I hate it." I just found my new favorite quote.

  • @draakje3088
    @draakje3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    legeds says he still dint got ti the re part if square and is still t the ua oart and is sreaming it louder and louder

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ??????
      !?!?!?!?
      ?!!!?!!?

    • @lefandomtrash7746
      @lefandomtrash7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/ihadastroke

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ainsley Hertogs Are you okay now?

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umm should I call an ambulance orrr...?

    • @draakje3088
      @draakje3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meking1808 nah a ambulace cant fix psychic disorder wasnt a lie

  • @justheretowatch1733
    @justheretowatch1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This high intensity energy gave me so much happiness

  • @ichusagi
    @ichusagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dill Pickle > Salt ‘n’ Vinegar. Hands down.

  • @fieratheproud
    @fieratheproud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Groovy, I hate it" oh man I gotta make a note of that I love it so much

  • @izzythetrashposter5710
    @izzythetrashposter5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:03 hey please explain thank u

    • @sirmemes1225
      @sirmemes1225 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lord of the rings, the series in which Bilbo baggins and gollum are from, was written by JRR Tolkien. The pun is that they are the "token" white guys, but replaced with Tolkien since they are both from LotR.

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:06 brilliant voice acting as always, this is why you’re a cut above the rest

  • @aaryasinsanity9126
    @aaryasinsanity9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Noice

    • @princesswadda
      @princesswadda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats from what I see your first comment

    • @lilaxeree3621
      @lilaxeree3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you for not having this be a "first" comment

    • @aaryasinsanity9126
      @aaryasinsanity9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your FBI Agent welcome

  • @michaelthequeen141
    @michaelthequeen141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    no joke, the best part of this video is the perfectly cut scream at the very end

  • @crystalocelot1641
    @crystalocelot1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    T

  • @kaliyous3130
    @kaliyous3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    phrase of the decade goes to...
    *IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A SQUARE!"

  • @cherryccoladragon7611
    @cherryccoladragon7611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    High class gremlin is my new aesthetic

  • @ariesstone429
    @ariesstone429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now if you excuse me, I'm having a forbidden grilled cheese with salt & vinegar chips, thank you.

  • @lemurblue6041
    @lemurblue6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one with the kid sitting in class and the girl on tumblr actually made me giggle and not just breath heavily out my nose. XD

  • @narineramdihall5936
    @narineramdihall5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All women are far out!
    If she breathes...
    SHE'S A SQUARE!!!

  • @QueenMonoChrome
    @QueenMonoChrome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one with the multi-era slang is basically an immortal/vampire character fucking with everyone else and also showing off how long they've been alive

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The headline: 2000-year-old butter
    Seymour: TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD BUTTER!

  • @Syndicate.Harbor
    @Syndicate.Harbor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forbidden grilled cheese was still the most interesting thread of the whole video.