1:14 Doofenschmirtz always just trapped Perry the Platypus, but when a creep on a motorcycle hit on his 16 year old daughter he vaporized him to another dimension to be eaten by an alien. I think he qualifies.
Well they wouldn’t be a full god, but an easy solution is to blend the demigods up into smoothies and mix their body together, then freeze it so that it becomes 1 god
Man, Bruce Wayne selling Batman merch is just... GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION. Also, imagine that whenever there's a new Robin or otherwise Bat-related person added to the family group chat, they get to create their own merch design. Dick does a silhouette of an acrobat flipping over a skyline with bright red wings on the figure's back. Jason has a Jane Austen quote instead of a grappling line on his. Tim has a programming joke hidden in his. Damian absolutely pops off and also throws in as many animals as possible. Duke has an overly bright pop art design. Babs has a cop car as a knod to her dad. Steph has bright purple glitter they had to special order for hers. Cass has a speak no evil monkey incorporated into the background of hers. I. NEED. THIS. Oh, and I almost forgot... Thanks Tails!
"No dude, graphic design is my passion. Graphic *violence* is my hobby." -Probably a conversation between bruce wayne and one of the many many people who know hes batman.
the toki pona bit reminded me of something i learned while studying te reo maori (the indigenous language of new zealand): most countries are just transitioning the name to the pronunciation rules. kānata for canada, nōwei for norway, mehiko for mexico. but france. is called wīwī. as in "oui oui." i died laughing on that one.
14:45 You know, it just occured to me NOW, in this binge compilation, that the manga rendition of Gladion doesn't have an actual left hand. If it were, where would his thumb be?
I think it's less a matter of Tails inventing Tumblr, and more a matter of Tumblr and Firefox having somehow been merged into one singular entity somehow (but with two tails still on the "T")...
4:09 I have a friend who is like that. In the surface she acts really innocent and is very polite and all, everyone thinks she is an actual angel but I have access to her wsp stories and let me tell you she is an absolute gremlin who would kill a bitch if it hurt their friends, loves metal music and is absolutely UNHINGED. And I love that for her because everyone believes she is this massive angel who needs protection when in actuality she is not and it took me a really long time and to come into her inner friend circle to notice that.
16:49 anyone who has met me irl can testify to my silly word usage. It comes off as funny and lighthearted jokes to others, but in reality, my brain just...does that. I didn't say "toodles" as a farewell by choice, my brain just randomly picked up a farewell word it could say, and just...said it.
I once saw something about first born children are terrible currency because there's always the chance the person just doesn't have kids. But then I thought about the vergin Mary and Jesus and now I'm beginning to wonder if there was some kinda deal left out.
8:51 Here's the thing. I've got ADHD and apparently according to an IQ test, superior processing speed. So this applies to everything I do. Talking, doing stuff, writing, typing, EVERYTHING I do.
7:30 erm, I just sorta do that with B.Dylan's "Hello" when he takes stuff out of the oven or fridge, among many things I say that I picked up online...
15:02 Pov you come back to life after bursting into flames and turning back into a horrific keeper of the underworld, and now your arms are soot black and a firey cape surrounds you as all your friends stare at you in shock, horror, and hatred.
3:00 ITS SI-SUH-PHYS, I LOOKED IT UP, DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR A BRIT OR AN AMERICAN, GLAD THAT IVE BEEN SAYING IT CORRECTLY THE ENTIRE TIME, also, you made me question myself about if I was saying it correctly, but nope
0:43 Mina Ashido. He's talking about Mina Ashido. // 1:14 Megamind is so underrated YESSSS // 6:26 Fanfic author approved // 8:45 I did this earlier today. // 12:26 I SHALL TAKE THIS BLESSING AND RUN WITH IT. IMMA WRITE SO MUCH STUFF. // 15:58 Please just let Kirishima be real, WE NEED OUR BOULDER BOY 😭
12:18 oh god, reading/listening to that reminded me of my idea for a tv show.. it was inspired by the "i believe lottery is a scheme to catch time travelers" 'meme' and basically its about a group of agents, they work for a government agency for -you guessed it- timetravel and lottery, so every time someone wins the lottery a pair of agents get dispatched to investigate, now heres the thing: in every. single. episode. its revealed that the people they investigated werent time traveling but only lucky, HOWEVER through sheer coincidence its revealed they are criminals, so its allways "okay, youre not a time traveller... but you DID kill your wife 5 months ago..." or "you may not be a time traveller but you committed serious tax fraud" -also obviously its not known that this agency exists so they allways have to come up with fake identities to get the information they need- so as i said every single episode is without any kind of time traveling and instead they reveal some kind of crime instead... except the last episode where there is time traveling but it ends with a cliffhanger
16:00 i hate that this is me. Why are brains so dumb , we fall for a fictional character and its like"you know this is not real right brain" brain"CUTE FUNNY CAT GIRL! MUST FALL IN LUVE" me"why are you like this?"
i- idk if I'm dumb ir what, but it took me WAY to long to realize this was a binge compilation... and not "wow this Tumblr ep is longer than I thought" note I didn't even know it was longer than a few minutes until 4 min in...
18:47 so on this note, does anyone else text memes or something to a friend and then when they respond you check the time between when you sent the thing and they responded to see if it’s been long enough that you could have not seen it?
On the economic system post. Just invert the income percentile expectation of the tax system, and place hard limits on parenting, and grandparenting, layers of corporate management, and financial paper trails tracking asset acquisition. It won't change anything about how to establish a business, or how it runs day to day. But it will brutally alter the status of "untouchable because of my bank balance".
17:19 I would 100% watch this, this would be a great way to showcase the skills of lesser known fursuit makers :D Also why are we not allowed to cheese our mutuals. the cheese should be a thing.
I’m sad because I actually like the BillDip ship, it’s hilarious to me. Because the true and honest scenario would be that Bill would just bother Dipper forever, and Dipper would absolutely hate him the entire time.
7:25 I hate how many times I have fallen into this trap man, I never learn ISTG... first it was me liking incel movies and saying ''literally me'' to the protags... as a joke... until it wasn't. THEN IT WAS ME JOKINGLY SAYING I WAS VERY ATTRACTED BY JERMA985 and GUYS..... GUYS I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE AND I AM UTTERLY AFRAID OF WHAT'S YET TO COME.
@@lilandeintheirl can't remember which exact episode, but he works as an intern for a big buff dude with a tiny head because Perry The Platypus had been transferred to him.
I love the idea of a court jester holding up an iPad so the royal kids can watch Cocomelon.
lol
Tails invented tumblr and it makes sense
Thank you Tails
Thank you tails
Thank you Tails
Thank you Tails
Thank you tails
_my headcannon is that tails made tumblr to mentally attack eggman_
This is my head cannon now too
This is also my head cannon now too
I've **also** found a new head cannon. :)
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Tails!
1:14 Doofenschmirtz always just trapped Perry the Platypus, but when a creep on a motorcycle hit on his 16 year old daughter he vaporized him to another dimension to be eaten by an alien. I think he qualifies.
If two demigods had a child they would have a chance to be a full god, another demigod, or just a normal person
They would be a legacy
1/4 god, 1/4 other god, 1/2 human
Well they wouldn’t be a full god, but an easy solution is to blend the demigods up into smoothies and mix their body together, then freeze it so that it becomes 1 god
a semigod
Demigod Punnet square
Man, Bruce Wayne selling Batman merch is just... GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION.
Also, imagine that whenever there's a new Robin or otherwise Bat-related person added to the family group chat, they get to create their own merch design. Dick does a silhouette of an acrobat flipping over a skyline with bright red wings on the figure's back. Jason has a Jane Austen quote instead of a grappling line on his. Tim has a programming joke hidden in his. Damian absolutely pops off and also throws in as many animals as possible. Duke has an overly bright pop art design. Babs has a cop car as a knod to her dad. Steph has bright purple glitter they had to special order for hers. Cass has a speak no evil monkey incorporated into the background of hers.
I. NEED. THIS.
Oh, and I almost forgot... Thanks Tails!
"No dude, graphic design is my passion. Graphic *violence* is my hobby."
-Probably a conversation between bruce wayne and one of the many many people who know hes batman.
What would Jarro's merch look like?
@@asrieldreemurr9968 I'm thinking city in a bottle with a bunch of constellations.
the toki pona bit reminded me of something i learned while studying te reo maori (the indigenous language of new zealand): most countries are just transitioning the name to the pronunciation rules. kānata for canada, nōwei for norway, mehiko for mexico. but france. is called wīwī. as in "oui oui." i died laughing on that one.
I'm really curious about the 20 states that are like "it's our most fundamental right as AMERICANS to release frogs in the white house"
14:45 You know, it just occured to me NOW, in this binge compilation, that the manga rendition of Gladion doesn't have an actual left hand. If it were, where would his thumb be?
thanks for that!
@@teono6057 You're welcome. :)
11:46 "Lil Nas X just brought back digital watches"
Douglas Adams is rolling in his grave.
I think it's less a matter of Tails inventing Tumblr, and more a matter of Tumblr and Firefox having somehow been merged into one singular entity somehow (but with two tails still on the "T")...
Are you implying Tails didn't also invented Firefox?
Because Tails totally invented Firefox. Thanks Tails!
10:55 during asexual awareness week my friend walked past me while I was waiting for my dad to pick me up and he said “Bye Mia. I’m aware of you.”
11:52
No, the soul deal was not signed.
Now she's a succubus stuck in mortal form.
I mean, I can't speak for her, but I'd take that as an absolute win.
7:30 I don't say Hewwo to my loved ones, I say Hiiii in the highest pitch possible
the sultry woman voice always catches me off guard it sounds like wendie malick and i LOVE IT
4:09 I have a friend who is like that. In the surface she acts really innocent and is very polite and all, everyone thinks she is an actual angel but I have access to her wsp stories and let me tell you she is an absolute gremlin who would kill a bitch if it hurt their friends, loves metal music and is absolutely UNHINGED. And I love that for her because everyone believes she is this massive angel who needs protection when in actuality she is not and it took me a really long time and to come into her inner friend circle to notice that.
i’m the opposite. everyone’s convinced i cannot be trusted with knives and am threatening but i carefully put bugs in a cup to let them outside
1:12
Ah. Perry the Platypus.
You weren't supposed to see that.
AMENSINATOR!!!
Yes
For that Orc thing that makes me thing Orgrim would named Sword because he broke one with his teeth.
Thank you tails
7:38 SEYMOUR NO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SING IT TO THE TUNE OF MR BRIGHTSIDE THIS WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER NOOOOOOO
1:05 i can HEAR the jiggle
*doofinsmurff's evil INC!!!*
Well Tails is smart enough that he also could have custom made his own shortcut icon just for his own use. Either/or.
16:49 anyone who has met me irl can testify to my silly word usage. It comes off as funny and lighthearted jokes to others, but in reality, my brain just...does that. I didn't say "toodles" as a farewell by choice, my brain just randomly picked up a farewell word it could say, and just...said it.
0:45 excuse me?! O.O That voice was unexpected, to say the least
5:28sounds like if you mixed Alastor's and Sir Pentious' voices together
oh god i love seeing a tumblr post and then finding it in a pm seymour compilation
I FOUND IT BEFORE YOU PM! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE BEEN BESTED
I once saw something about first born children are terrible currency because there's always the chance the person just doesn't have kids. But then I thought about the vergin Mary and Jesus and now I'm beginning to wonder if there was some kinda deal left out.
8:51
Here's the thing.
I've got ADHD and apparently according to an IQ test, superior processing speed. So this applies to everything I do.
Talking, doing stuff, writing, typing, EVERYTHING I do.
10:21
Studies show that 4/5 individuals who walk into a mysterious fog and never return end up dead by daylight.
You had the perfect opportunity to say "4/5 individuals"
@@LoveofTech I may be blanking out at the moment - why so?
@@khajiitimanus7432 because a round of Dead by Daylight has 4 victims and 1 killer.
@@LoveofTech Ah, damn. I'm blind as hell. I'll go put that in. Sometimes people just go a bit dumb for a while - thanks for pointing that out!
@@khajiitimanus7432 It's all good
1:18 Tumblrs sexiest man, sans also fits the dangerous comic relief category
I send hugs to PM's partner! hope you have a lovely time!
7:30 erm, I just sorta do that with B.Dylan's "Hello" when he takes stuff out of the oven or fridge, among many things I say that I picked up online...
"Good night!" "Good morning!" I also like moo juice, EGGIES, floof powder, FIYAH, WATAH, etc. That dude is just awesome.
The dad coming down the stairs is the only acceptable form of straight pride
13:36
FINALLY, getting some *REPRESENTATION!*
15:02 Pov you come back to life after bursting into flames and turning back into a horrific keeper of the underworld, and now your arms are soot black and a firey cape surrounds you as all your friends stare at you in shock, horror, and hatred.
3:00 ITS SI-SUH-PHYS, I LOOKED IT UP, DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR A BRIT OR AN AMERICAN, GLAD THAT IVE BEEN SAYING IT CORRECTLY THE ENTIRE TIME, also, you made me question myself about if I was saying it correctly, but nope
16:48 I used the term flesh Rubik's Cube to describe babies and my sister's kid hasn't stopped laughing about it since. It's been months.
The dnd Blorbo always makes me laugh, as I'm currently making a whole needle felt-ed figure of one of my dnd blorbos
"I like stories where it's just one guy's really bad day."
" Batman! "
"John Wick!"
"World War Two! "
"...well, then..."
12:30 I hope that user's pillow is perfect temperature on both sides!
10:56 I FUCKING LOVE THE MAD MAX FURY ROAD REFERENCE *SO MUCH*
This one genuinely had me laughing out loud several times.. granted it is almost 4 am but that's normal Tumblr time 😅
0:43 Mina Ashido. He's talking about Mina Ashido. // 1:14 Megamind is so underrated YESSSS // 6:26 Fanfic author approved // 8:45 I did this earlier today. // 12:26 I SHALL TAKE THIS BLESSING AND RUN WITH IT. IMMA WRITE SO MUCH STUFF. // 15:58 Please just let Kirishima be real, WE NEED OUR BOULDER BOY 😭
Clearly that reply the first one got was ghostwritten by Mina.
@@unnamedvisitor1649 LMAO
The last one is raggedy Andy. THE DOLLS ARE REAL BUT THE VOICE ACTOR IS FUCKING DEAD AND IT MAKES ME SAD.
R.I.P. Mark Baker. We love you, man. You gave us some amazing memories. ❤
@@ScottyTheSoldierDolly Wait, who's Raggedy Andy? Who died? I'm confused and concerned.
WOOOOOO 12AM AND IM STILL UP AND THIS APEARED OUT OF NO WEAR TIME TO NOT SLEEP AGAIN
12:18 oh god, reading/listening to that reminded me of my idea for a tv show..
it was inspired by the "i believe lottery is a scheme to catch time travelers" 'meme' and basically its about a group of agents, they work for a government agency for -you guessed it- timetravel and lottery, so every time someone wins the lottery a pair of agents get dispatched to investigate, now heres the thing: in every. single. episode. its revealed that the people they investigated werent time traveling but only lucky, HOWEVER through sheer coincidence its revealed they are criminals, so its allways "okay, youre not a time traveller... but you DID kill your wife 5 months ago..." or "you may not be a time traveller but you committed serious tax fraud" -also obviously its not known that this agency exists so they allways have to come up with fake identities to get the information they need- so as i said every single episode is without any kind of time traveling and instead they reveal some kind of crime instead... except the last episode where there is time traveling but it ends with a cliffhanger
16:52 *sighs in realisation* IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, KUPO!
I hate that I instantly recognized the Mr. Brightside joke at 7:39 lmao
1:15
I think that was the plot of an episode of Phineas and Ferb as well.
I was just listening to these and now there’s an new one. Love you Seymour
9:56 HELLS YEAH DUDE but yk id like to not wait until i possibly retire to play my first dnd campaign
7:38 was a Mr. Brightside reference. god damn it PM
:)
@@PMSeymour YOU KNEW. DIDN'T YOU.
7:46
this post hit me like a sack of wet mice, and I barely even understood it
12:07 this is just the plot of Mirai Sentai Timeranger
I’m watching this on headphones during art class. Everyone thinks I’m listening to music >:)
4:56 i havent read the comics but this feels like something spiderman would do
He absolutely does, he sells pictures of himself to J Jonah Jameson.
The end is always unhinged lol
16:00 i hate that this is me. Why are brains so dumb , we fall for a fictional character and its like"you know this is not real right brain" brain"CUTE FUNNY CAT GIRL! MUST FALL IN LUVE" me"why are you like this?"
3:18 HOW DID HE ESCAPE THE PLINKO?!
The fog is coming? No, I am going. Into the fog.
You have a very nice fem voice, dont think i’ve ever heard it before-
It was a bit of a surprise lol
Btw thank you Tails
Thank you tails!
Also clapping for the dread
10:23 No! No! Stop it! Someone already went missing, and police and rescue teams haven’t found her yet. Don’t you fucking dare
8:48 eurrrragh! Why is that true...
I would love nothing more then to be funny enough to be dubbed by PM. I just wanna know how he'd voice act me.
15:39 The second person here means the CIS, or Confederacy of Independent Systems, better known as the Separatists, from Star Wars.
I jokingly started greeting people with hewwo and now it’s instinct and it needs to STOP
1:43: well, if I was an orc, I'd aspire for my name to be Man Booty.
1:00: The first part of that prompt is just Inspector Gadget 2015.
5:10 Lumity
You're talking about Adult Timeskip Lumity. Or them at the start of Season 3.
7:25 i once greeted a friend with hewwo. now its my standard for people i like/im close to. Now i'm seeing this post...YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER
I’ve been witnessed enough, thank you
Persephone 2 Electric boogaloo: sisyphus…
the only truckers i'm scared of are loggers; you can thank final destination for that one *(and maybe my anxiety)* T^T
2:38
I call upon the tens, the hundreds, and the thousands!
Nothing brings more existential dread than young people
I thank you for these, a Reader's Digest of Tumblr.
Is it bad my immediate reaction to PM visiting his partner was
*CYANNA IS REAL!!*
Wait what
Fun video! Thanks for uploading!
i- idk if I'm dumb ir what, but it took me WAY to long to realize this was a binge compilation... and not "wow this Tumblr ep is longer than I thought" note I didn't even know it was longer than a few minutes until 4 min in...
11:30 well That's a movie idea!
"Project runway for fursuits"
...
Project Catwalk...
whymybrainlikethis?
Once again, might i say this: THE TIME TRAVELING ORGANIZATION IN QUESTION IS THE FUCKING TIME PATROL FROM THE DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE SERIES
18:47 so on this note, does anyone else text memes or something to a friend and then when they respond you check the time between when you sent the thing and they responded to see if it’s been long enough that you could have not seen it?
I will never not react to 13:27 with “HAH! Leg bet”
No matter the time of day.
1:00
Basically, doofenshmirts and Perry the platypus ))
19:24 That's just Batman Incorporated
3:20 no NONO NO!
you say it like applejack from mlp
On the economic system post.
Just invert the income percentile expectation of the tax system, and place hard limits on parenting, and grandparenting, layers of corporate management, and financial paper trails tracking asset acquisition.
It won't change anything about how to establish a business, or how it runs day to day.
But it will brutally alter the status of "untouchable because of my bank balance".
5:32 😱 papyrus??!
17:19 I would 100% watch this, this would be a great way to showcase the skills of lesser known fursuit makers :D Also why are we not allowed to cheese our mutuals. the cheese should be a thing.
13:35 what's the difference between an eldritch horror and a long furby?
Cant believe my favourite character created tumblr :0
Thanks tails
I have never been on tumblr , only watch a few episodes of gravity falls and never shipped anyone, yet I like hazbin hotel and it’s spin off
8:20 hazbin fan here
Yeah
Yeah that’s pretty accurate
I’m sad because I actually like the BillDip ship, it’s hilarious to me. Because the true and honest scenario would be that Bill would just bother Dipper forever, and Dipper would absolutely hate him the entire time.
you... you do realize dipper is a *child*, right?
@@foolsgold3793 yes. The point in the way I see the relationship is that it not mutual feelings. Just Bill being Bill.
7:25 I hate how many times I have fallen into this trap man, I never learn ISTG...
first it was me liking incel movies and saying ''literally me'' to the protags... as a joke... until it wasn't.
THEN IT WAS ME JOKINGLY SAYING I WAS VERY ATTRACTED BY JERMA985 and GUYS..... GUYS I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE AND I AM UTTERLY AFRAID OF WHAT'S YET TO COME.
0:55 Dr. Doofenshmirtz did that in the show.
I must know when
@@lilandeintheirl can't remember which exact episode, but he works as an intern for a big buff dude with a tiny head because Perry The Platypus had been transferred to him.
@@krimsonklaww611 at first I thought you spoke in 3rd person and called yourself "The Clown"
@@LoveofTech why can't it be both lol
17:13
Sounds like you're.... No longer human
17:27 Percy Jackson
1:13 Doofenshmirtz
7:52 On the one hand, glad to see Hazbin getting some recognition!
On the other, NEVER say THOSE WORDS in THAT ORDER *E V E R A G A I N*