I want to imagine the Stone Age vampire looks like a totally normal guy. He's lived through millennia, he knows how to fit into current fashion, even if he has a bit of a Neanderthal brow. The brow just adds to his serious air by wonderfully shadowing his eyes in a dark alley.
@MB G-E Oh yes! He's polite, urbane, can fit into any culture, multilingual up the wazoo, and all-around nice. He doesn't even need to attack people to feed, he persuades people to let him feed from them and politely only takes a pint at a time from anyone in his network of feeders, because it works better to have friends he keeps alive than to kill people for blood. This is how he has managed to live for so long and stay under the radar. All around, he is the *best* vampire ever, and he really hates these a-hole little up-starts who use and abuse humanity. But he's also the strongest, toughest, and has learned so many martial arts across his life that if anyone truly crosses him... well there are sayings about what happens when a Good Man gets pissed off.
The closest thing to a stone age vampire I can think of is Selene from Marvel She is a youth-sucking mutant, so not an actual vampire but close enough, and she is one of the more dangerous X-Men villains
@@alexandergotze3323 I was reading around the time Nate Grey first ended up in Earth-616, so I saw the time Madeline Pryor was a guest of Selene's. I think that is the only comic I directly read that she showed in.
I was in a Discord RP that had a vampire like that. He was kind of like Slayer from Guilty Gear except black(because Africa is where we began and all) and was cool as hell. Also could box gods and win so he didn't appear much.
2:02 As someone whose been living in florida for the past 12+ years, (finished tweens, teens, and started adulthood here) I would like to point out that Florida Woman is about as terrifying as Florida Man; and any NB I know from Florida is too chaotic for the news to even want to report about
4:32 I usually make something I refer to as "leftover bits from a taco" where i take shredded lettuce and put it in a bowl with a small amount of sour cream and some taco seasoning you can get in a big shaker from Costco and just eat it like a salad. Use romaine lettuce instead of iceberg if possible so you actually get nutrients, treat yo self. This next bit is technically "work to prepare" but instead of buying shredded lettuce (which is usually iceberg) I buy whole heads and just chop it super finely, makes it cheaper that way. Again romaine works great for this since it's already narrow enough that you only have to chop it up in 1 direction instead of 2 to get the size right. Add mexican cheese/bit of meat/crushed up tortilla chips if you wanna but I've weaned myself down to just sour cream and taco seasoning.
So apparently on Tumbr she commented under it: 'You crazy, beautiful people, I’m about to eat my weight in melted chocolate. My husband looks pained and also won’t stop muttering to himself, “ah shit she fucking did it.” You guys are the best.' Tags: I’m about to break out the stretchiest pants I own, never change tumblr.' Glad I looked through the comments to find someone that looked it up
4:27 learn how to make Texas Red, get it savory and mild, make a big, big batch of it with corn, diced carrots, diced onions, and maybe a green veggie like celery, and cook it so that it tastes like good chili, then make a MASSIVE batch, portion it into meals sized amounts (taking toppings into account) and freeze it. Then put each portion in the microwave for 45 seconds-two minutes, depending on size and your microwave, and never have to prepare food again for a month.
I haven’t been obsessed over someone’s content since 2012 Minecraft TH-camrs, these videos are always a great way to make my day better, thanks for being amazing
Florida Man is a genius loci, a location spirit. It has no gender, it is merely it's title. And any and all Floridians can briefly become the vessel of Florida Man regardless of gender. Vessels of Florida Man are capable of great and/or terrible things.
this man somehow manages to fit so much tumblr energy into even his intros like the "andy, please transform me into the Normal Man" followed by the crumpling sfx read like a 4am "im so done with life and i can smell colors and im going to fight the antichrist" post
"you sly dog, you got me monologueing" is definitely one of the lines that you could say comes from a metal gear rising revengence character and I would 100% believe you despite having played the game for like a thousand hours and having memorised all lines
You know, following that reincarnation theory I think I was supposed to be a tree or something and that’s why I’m very mentally ill and agoraphobic and my brain hurty all the time. You can’t just suddenly give sentience to a plant out of the blue and expect it to go well
1:57 it's actually that the "man" in "Florida Man" refers to every human being within Florida in one time if they were to form into an amalgamated mutation
1:51 …I instantly remembered the fanfic I’m writing. to quote a conversation I had with my friend; “hear me out. what if I broke his rib” “NO” “but funni” “NO.” “I’m breaking his rib” also many times I have said something along the lines of “traumatising/killing gay people” when referring to my writing 😁
Me, 4 minutes ago: "Ooh, a new P.M. Seymour video." Me, 2 minutes into the video: "Funny, but I think I've seen these before." Me, 3.5 minutes into the video: "No, no. I've *definitely* seen these before before." Me now: (reads title) "Damn it! It's a Binge Compilation."
I was watching some of your videos with my sibling on the tv until the tv remote died and all we were able to hear was the vegan honey post within our panic of not being able to turn off the TV
5:30 You know what version isn't used more than once to my knowledge? *ELDRITCH SAMAEL* Just mountainous dude coated with eyes. From the Divine Comedy. I want him to join mainstream.
7:36 fucking this! i watched 1 dsmp animation that somehow led me to another smp series that somehow let me to make a silly tumblr post about 2 of the characters reading eachother's sould by accident and someone really like that idea. One year later we are co-writing like 4 fanfic ideas, about 4 original projects, a fucking au comic about the characters that brought us together and turns out we share about 12 other fandoms, out of which 2 are pretty much forgotten and the only way i find people who know about those fandom is by looking in the tag
Wow, not even half an hour has passed since the video dame out and I'm not even subscribed, yet I've still found my way here. I should probably get around to that tbh.
I got snuggled up under Couch Blankie to watch the Cozy Compilations, but then I remembered Weighted Blankie was on Bed. And so is Stuffed TARDIS. So now I'm watching Cozy Compilation while getting Blankie Hug from 2x Blankies while giving Stuffed TARDIS hugs, and it is good ☺️ Edit: GODDAMMIT I WAS SO COZY AND THEN AN ON CALL ALERT CAME THROUGH AND MY LAPTOP'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. I will be back
I want a death OC that's literally if a wolfenstein and a cod zombies happened in ww1. it would be the most fitting image of death ever. what do you associate more with death? gas masks, bullet holes and barbed wire sprouting from a walking corpse, lacking in showing any skin or exposed flesh, yet covered in soot and blood, or a long dead dusty pile of bones held together by a bathrobe.
7:34 I literally met my girlfriend of over 5 years/now fiancé because I was going through puberty and thought the characters in a mobile game ad were sexy and downloaded it. The actual game was garbage but I have no complaints
1:54. Yeah if I treated myself like my characters in my fic's, I would need to be freaking kenny from southpark in order to survive. (Won't say which fandom, but multiple of my fic's I have killed the MC, some of them multiple times. He gets betters... sometimes.)
8:58 Well…it seems fate has determined I, a studying commercial baker, shall hear this declaration although two weeks behind the original upload. Someday, I will introduce myself as breadsmith. If I ever find myself working for a large corporation that produces a large portion of American pan bread, I shall make it my title.
4:17-4:37 I can't tell you how confused I was, bc I was just listening to the video. And I thought that the 4:17 post continued onto the 4:37 post by going like this: "Me having a conversation about any peice of media: (don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it) so, for example, in Megamind, they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn't hurt my tummy" I had to back check and rewatch those two parts to realize that they were two separate posts.
“what happened, pixar?” well you see, peymour meymour seymour, pixar used to do things for fun as well as profit but then disney bought pixar and now they’re only allowed to do things for profit
20:20 No they just died in the afterlife and *mental abyss* much faster than anticipated. Like, sweet jesus. They were supposed to go insane and loose their previous experiences. Not fuck the world up.
Honestly I would agree 100% with the skeleton reaper being overused if there weren't all these ways to spice it up a little that people just... don't use. Tattoo that bitch, put butterflies/collective souls in the rib cage, the robe can be shiny, you could add a cane or not, make it a soothing character like that one animation that depicts death like a mother kindly taking you to bed. Anything you want about that skeletal dude, possibilities are endless have you seen the way they've drawn Sans? He doesn't just gotta be black and white!
11:30 I myself am partial to the phrase “proverbial” ie “suck on my proverbial nuts”especially here where pedantically the nuts are not metaphorically alluding to anything, they are only proverbial. When you say “suck my nuts” that’s not a metaphor for anything, it means literally what it sounds like. But it’s a rhetorical request, you aren’t actually asking them to do that, but proverbially wishing something just as unpleasant upon them. The nuts themselves are indeed nuts, not metaphorical nuts. But yeah I’m not even gonna hide that I’m being purposefully pedantic for comedic effect here.
There are three genders in death Actually cool edgy wolf with banger lines The never ending, inescapable thing we can’t escape endless decay, endless cycle, Insanity Silly little skelies. (We may have thrown a little homosexual in there on accident, I don’t think we want him)
It's official. PM is an eldritch god who can only answer in riddles or obscure answers.
Only a god can survive this much tumblr
What is Oz then?
@@AntonsVoice Oz stared too deep into the abyss and was driven mad with forbidden knowledge.
@@MidoriOfTheShuinsen So what is Battalinia?
@@AntonsVoice Oz is a mortal who has gone mad and now possess unthinkable knowledge
@@yazidefirenze sheogorath?
I want to imagine the Stone Age vampire looks like a totally normal guy. He's lived through millennia, he knows how to fit into current fashion, even if he has a bit of a Neanderthal brow. The brow just adds to his serious air by wonderfully shadowing his eyes in a dark alley.
and he's the chillest person around.
Just going w the flow at this point
@MB G-E Oh yes! He's polite, urbane, can fit into any culture, multilingual up the wazoo, and all-around nice. He doesn't even need to attack people to feed, he persuades people to let him feed from them and politely only takes a pint at a time from anyone in his network of feeders, because it works better to have friends he keeps alive than to kill people for blood. This is how he has managed to live for so long and stay under the radar. All around, he is the *best* vampire ever, and he really hates these a-hole little up-starts who use and abuse humanity.
But he's also the strongest, toughest, and has learned so many martial arts across his life that if anyone truly crosses him... well there are sayings about what happens when a Good Man gets pissed off.
The closest thing to a stone age vampire I can think of is Selene from Marvel
She is a youth-sucking mutant, so not an actual vampire but close enough, and she is one of the more dangerous X-Men villains
@@alexandergotze3323 I was reading around the time Nate Grey first ended up in Earth-616, so I saw the time Madeline Pryor was a guest of Selene's. I think that is the only comic I directly read that she showed in.
I was in a Discord RP that had a vampire like that. He was kind of like Slayer from Guilty Gear except black(because Africa is where we began and all) and was cool as hell. Also could box gods and win so he didn't appear much.
Can't believe this has been going strong for this long. Never change P.M, never change. Love your works!
manda, my man, my dude
@@Kaisersilian_ How dare you come to my domain. IN 2 AM DEMON
@@gasterg.continent3118 YOU ARE AWAKE TOO, YOU DECREPIT FOREHEAD CRUSTATION
2:02
As someone whose been living in florida for the past 12+ years, (finished tweens, teens, and started adulthood here) I would like to point out that Florida Woman is about as terrifying as Florida Man; and any NB I know from Florida is too chaotic for the news to even want to report about
After 1000 binge compilations it should be fused together and be called
SUPER MEGA ULTRA FUNNIES.
Its a week long.
There is sadly a 12 hour cap
Just speed it up so it's exactly 12 hours.
4:32 I usually make something I refer to as "leftover bits from a taco" where i take shredded lettuce and put it in a bowl with a small amount of sour cream and some taco seasoning you can get in a big shaker from Costco and just eat it like a salad. Use romaine lettuce instead of iceberg if possible so you actually get nutrients, treat yo self. This next bit is technically "work to prepare" but instead of buying shredded lettuce (which is usually iceberg) I buy whole heads and just chop it super finely, makes it cheaper that way. Again romaine works great for this since it's already narrow enough that you only have to chop it up in 1 direction instead of 2 to get the size right. Add mexican cheese/bit of meat/crushed up tortilla chips if you wanna but I've weaned myself down to just sour cream and taco seasoning.
3:15 Get that Melting Pot, girl! You've earned it.
So apparently on Tumbr she commented under it: 'You crazy, beautiful people, I’m about to eat my weight in melted chocolate. My husband looks pained and also won’t stop muttering to himself, “ah shit she fucking did it.” You guys are the best.'
Tags: I’m about to break out the stretchiest pants I own, never change tumblr.' Glad I looked through the comments to find someone that looked it up
@@avalanche1990 Thank you for sharing this! Made me smile
4:27 learn how to make Texas Red, get it savory and mild, make a big, big batch of it with corn, diced carrots, diced onions, and maybe a green veggie like celery, and cook it so that it tastes like good chili, then make a MASSIVE batch, portion it into meals sized amounts (taking toppings into account) and freeze it. Then put each portion in the microwave for 45 seconds-two minutes, depending on size and your microwave, and never have to prepare food again for a month.
At least that's what I do.
I haven’t been obsessed over someone’s content since 2012 Minecraft TH-camrs, these videos are always a great way to make my day better, thanks for being amazing
Mumbo number 5,Jumbo
Ah yes, those were the days.
If you like gay cooking videos, and I don't mean that in a bad way, go watch B. Dylan Hollis on here. He's hilarious and informative.
Florida Man is a genius loci, a location spirit. It has no gender, it is merely it's title. And any and all Floridians can briefly become the vessel of Florida Man regardless of gender. Vessels of Florida Man are capable of great and/or terrible things.
this man somehow manages to fit so much tumblr energy into even his intros like the "andy, please transform me into the Normal Man" followed by the crumpling sfx read like a 4am "im so done with life and i can smell colors and im going to fight the antichrist" post
12:32 I didn't get the joke at first until I rewound to see the Kirby url. XD
The "Get 'X'ed idiot." bit was perfection and made by day by the end. XD
"you sly dog, you got me monologueing" is definitely one of the lines that you could say comes from a metal gear rising revengence character and I would 100% believe you despite having played the game for like a thousand hours and having memorised all lines
I can read this in several character’s voices, mostly monsoon, sundowner, and especially jetstream sam
You know a compilation of “no little German boy” would be godlike
I have a black templar one
NO LITTLE GERMAN GIRL, DONT GO INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM
NO LITTLE GERMAN GIRL, DONT GO INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM
Hearing the Neil Gaiman bit again, he has a perfect understanding of Tumblr.
And he explained. Arthur, that's what to blame for furry Neil Gaiman.
He’s also making Goncharov jokes about Good Omens. Bless him
You know, following that reincarnation theory I think I was supposed to be a tree or something and that’s why I’m very mentally ill and agoraphobic and my brain hurty all the time. You can’t just suddenly give sentience to a plant out of the blue and expect it to go well
I've been a fan of yours since your aphmau days, I am so happy and proud of you and how you've grown and changed. :')
HE DID APHMAU????
@@the_minecraft_tree_cow1779 Yep, voiced Travis if I remember correctly (and Andy voiced Garroth)
@@Firedogs14 huh I never knew that, also why are the aphmau voice actors Everywhere? But good for them they have grown much
I don't even watch the smaller videos, I just wait for these to come out
Same.
Get on our level, nerds.
Jk. I
12:45 Caine from vampire the masquerade. Sure he's not technically stone age but in that setting it's close enough as far as vampires are concerned
0:54
That's my post right there. And I love how he narrated it!
It's always funny when one makes it into a video. I'm in a TheClick video
Love these compilations PM. Keep them up!
"Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!" Is one of the best fucking things I've heard in a while 😂😂
Regarding the stone age vampire writing prompt: Laurell K. Hamilton actually wrote this encounter, and then had Anita Blake kill him.
1:35 PATRICIA TAXXON
two jojos references in one video, you spoil me, matrick patthew.
P.M. Seymour 4 days on a row? We're getting spoiled.
Thanks to Seymour's community post a few days ago, we know he's gonna try to have daily uploads again
1:38 I wish she explained how love rap worked
1:57 it's actually that the "man" in "Florida Man" refers to every human being within Florida in one time if they were to form into an amalgamated mutation
1:51
…I instantly remembered the fanfic I’m writing.
to quote a conversation I had with my friend;
“hear me out. what if I broke his rib”
“NO”
“but funni”
“NO.”
“I’m breaking his rib”
also many times I have said something along the lines of “traumatising/killing gay people” when referring to my writing 😁
4:32 they already have its called dino nuggies, just put them in the air fryer for like 15 to 20 mins and boom best food ever.
Me, 4 minutes ago: "Ooh, a new P.M. Seymour video."
Me, 2 minutes into the video: "Funny, but I think I've seen these before."
Me, 3.5 minutes into the video: "No, no. I've *definitely* seen these before before."
Me now: (reads title) "Damn it! It's a Binge Compilation."
I was watching some of your videos with my sibling on the tv until the tv remote died and all we were able to hear was the vegan honey post within our panic of not being able to turn off the TV
12:46 that's literally just the lore of Vampire the Masquerade, Caine was the first vampire as punishment from Sky Daddy for offing his brother
Mixmaster beaters broken, beating sugar and butter by hand. This is a good soundtrack to the beginning of carpal tunnel.
16:15 I imagine Griffin McElroy saying this in his “Magic Brian” voice
I like that Ranboo has a bunch of checkmarks
5:30
You know what version isn't used more than once to my knowledge?
*ELDRITCH SAMAEL*
Just mountainous dude coated with eyes.
From the Divine Comedy.
I want him to join mainstream.
17:10
I can so clearly hear the Riverside supply merchant saying this, SO VIVIDLY.
But the fact that the author refers to the person in the dilemma as, "one" probably means they're a Khajiit.
To finish this train of thought, M'aig the Liar is absolutely the one who dropped this absolute banger of wordplay.
1:37
“They booed Jesus because he spoke the truth-“
1:56 got it, I shall now summon the dark lord
1:18
No it's a burger joint.
Someone should make Dozen Guys, which IS a masculine hooters, except for pastries.
I love your voice thank you for everything!
4:30
well if you buy some soup from the soup store...
4:34 bread, rice, frozen soup.
7:36 fucking this!
i watched 1 dsmp animation that somehow led me to another smp series that somehow let me to make a silly tumblr post about 2 of the characters reading eachother's sould by accident and someone really like that idea. One year later we are co-writing like 4 fanfic ideas, about 4 original projects, a fucking au comic about the characters that brought us together and turns out we share about 12 other fandoms, out of which 2 are pretty much forgotten and the only way i find people who know about those fandom is by looking in the tag
Wow, not even half an hour has passed since the video dame out and I'm not even subscribed, yet I've still found my way here. I should probably get around to that tbh.
I can confirm Serbo-Croatian turns any fight into a splatoon game. The Yugoslav wars were wild.
Okay, so about the gallon bit:
It depends on if it's an Empirical or a Metric gallon of liquid. They are different volumes.
One of my biggest goals in life is to have pm Seymour read something I wrote in a cursed comments video, but I want it to be natural.
I got snuggled up under Couch Blankie to watch the Cozy Compilations, but then I remembered Weighted Blankie was on Bed. And so is Stuffed TARDIS. So now I'm watching Cozy Compilation while getting Blankie Hug from 2x Blankies while giving Stuffed TARDIS hugs, and it is good ☺️
Edit: GODDAMMIT I WAS SO COZY AND THEN AN ON CALL ALERT CAME THROUGH AND MY LAPTOP'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. I will be back
"Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?!"
12:55 I live in a balcanish culture country. I- I have flour. All I have for this recipe is flour... is this why we are depressed?
0:38
What are the ratios. Namely, sass to sarcasm and sarcasm to tomfoolery.
I want a death OC that's literally if a wolfenstein and a cod zombies happened in ww1. it would be the most fitting image of death ever. what do you associate more with death? gas masks, bullet holes and barbed wire sprouting from a walking corpse, lacking in showing any skin or exposed flesh, yet covered in soot and blood, or a long dead dusty pile of bones held together by a bathrobe.
"you just met a stone age vampire" i think they prefer to be called pillarmen actually
2:04 i take both of those roles and all the others not taken but florida man (im a Floridian who goes by anything _but_ he/him)
7:34 I literally met my girlfriend of over 5 years/now fiancé because I was going through puberty and thought the characters in a mobile game ad were sexy and downloaded it. The actual game was garbage but I have no complaints
2:00: Uhh... the Florida Enbies might soon become illegal unfortunately.
18:16
HEY! ...Accurate, BUT HEY!
I wonder if fish shaped ham is a suitable substitute for fish shaped solid waste
1:54.
Yeah if I treated myself like my characters in my fic's, I would need to be freaking kenny from southpark in order to survive.
(Won't say which fandom, but multiple of my fic's I have killed the MC, some of them multiple times. He gets betters... sometimes.)
I mean tbf it _was_ a long road to paradise.
17:17 i literally just opened splatoon omg
8:58 Well…it seems fate has determined I, a studying commercial baker, shall hear this declaration although two weeks behind the original upload. Someday, I will introduce myself as breadsmith. If I ever find myself working for a large corporation that produces a large portion of American pan bread, I shall make it my title.
HE MENTIONED MATPAT THIS IS AWESOME
9:34
HELL HOLE TIME!
9:32 looks like they just rolled a 1
10:21 I prefer "Mathew Pathew" or "Matrick Patrick"
Or even "Matrick Pathew"
4:17-4:37 I can't tell you how confused I was, bc I was just listening to the video. And I thought that the 4:17 post continued onto the 4:37 post by going like this:
"Me having a conversation about any peice of media: (don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it) so, for example, in Megamind, they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn't hurt my tummy"
I had to back check and rewatch those two parts to realize that they were two separate posts.
Someone asking for the chemical makeup of pmseymour makes me think they’re trying to pull a Power Puff Girls and make another.
19:55 gasp GOD NARRATOR
15:22 ranboo mention ‼
15:40 I was trying to make myself burp and this ruined it and I'm now in eternal suffering....
How dare
19:00 is just… gold
5:35 over a week? I do that over an entire year
Yay, another one! My favs 💜💜💜
4:32 baby carrots. It’s baby carrots.
I was drinking a soda at 12:28 and nearly died
Okay the weed cave got me
20:32 * dies in therian * XDDD
fr tho, as a therian who believes in past lives this is hilarious/gen
Hit Like if you're as disappointed as I am by the lack of an additional "Get compiled, idiot".
4:33
Fruit (not always cheap, but you know)
“what happened, pixar?”
well you see, peymour meymour seymour, pixar used to do things for fun as well as profit but then disney bought pixar and now they’re only allowed to do things for profit
12:38 the pillar men, you mean the pillar men. You know? Kars, whammu, and esidisi?
20:20
No they just died in the afterlife and *mental abyss* much faster than anticipated.
Like, sweet jesus.
They were supposed to go insane and loose their previous experiences.
Not fuck the world up.
Died in the afterlife?
Honestly I would agree 100% with the skeleton reaper being overused if there weren't all these ways to spice it up a little that people just... don't use. Tattoo that bitch, put butterflies/collective souls in the rib cage, the robe can be shiny, you could add a cane or not, make it a soothing character like that one animation that depicts death like a mother kindly taking you to bed. Anything you want about that skeletal dude, possibilities are endless have you seen the way they've drawn Sans? He doesn't just gotta be black and white!
FACTORIO MENTIONED YAAAAAAY ( I WAS ALSO PLAYING FACTORIO WHILE LISTENING TO THIS)
1:31 This is crispbread erasure and I won't stand for it!
4:08 this was me when i was going for therapy for my tism (apparently im not autistic enough for orlandos standards??? so no more therapy TnT)
As of 6:14 ... no I refuse to live. Being undead is more fun. I get to be spooky and cryptic
20:07 You mean I was supposed to be a direwolf?
4:08 me with my cat ear headphones with led ears coming in the mail: 👁️👄👁️ algorithm what the fuck?
was only half listening then got metaphorically punched in the throat by hearing PM call Ranboo Ran-bO and then it was the gODDAMN GAYASS POST
I hope the person got to go to the Melting Pot and we find out if they did.
4:25 raw onion
12:14 bro I was watching late in the evening and as soon as this part ended the video broke
wtf how'd youtube know
no one understands me. they undersit me. standing is too much work, time, and energy wasted on my dumb ass.
11:30
I myself am partial to the phrase “proverbial” ie “suck on my proverbial nuts”especially here where pedantically the nuts are not metaphorically alluding to anything, they are only proverbial. When you say “suck my nuts” that’s not a metaphor for anything, it means literally what it sounds like. But it’s a rhetorical request, you aren’t actually asking them to do that, but proverbially wishing something just as unpleasant upon them. The nuts themselves are indeed nuts, not metaphorical nuts.
But yeah I’m not even gonna hide that I’m being purposefully pedantic for comedic effect here.
There are three genders in death
Actually cool edgy wolf with banger lines
The never ending, inescapable thing we can’t escape endless decay, endless cycle, Insanity
Silly little skelies.
(We may have thrown a little homosexual in there on accident, I don’t think we want him)
Sad death, who cares for the animals.