Jose Lopez I never saw the episode but from the look of Garrison I thought he ( yeah I know he went from Cis male- trans female- cis male) but I’m just calling him Garrison. But he did look nervous in the clip so I thought he did it.
Yassss all I could think of while watching this is how so many teachers would get mad at the class for laughing while they explained the amusing reason why someone got in trouble.
Yeah its personal! How'd you feel if someone came into your house? M'kay. And squeamed out an an extra nutty fudge brick for your whole family to see!!?
in all honesty id probably be pretty pissed too if I saw a big brown German sausage of a turd just sitting in one of my schools urinals I mean you know how bad that shit would smell and most school bathrooms are already bad as it is with mold between tiles and dicks drawn on stall walls
why teens or young people can't understand that some shit - both literally and figuratively - just feel offensive without being a sensitive person, as in You'reAThoughtAssNonSensitiveSoldier offensive... anyways, poor Makey
Im sorry dude but if you had to lecture me and my kid about dropping dookies in anywhere but a toilet I'd probably break a rib from laughing my ass off
I regular poop on the floor at work then put the plunger or trash can over it so the next person in the stall don’t see it. We had several meetings about it now. Once I even pooped into a sandwich bag and went in the break room and emptied it into the ice machine.
This aired in 2006 minimum wage wage was 5.15 for federal and Colorado. If we take Mackeys word that he makes $6 an hour at best that would be equivelnt to 7.64 in 2019. That would suck, but still be somewhat manageable since prices weren't as out of control as now. If the school always pays a percentage higher than minimum wage then the percentage is 16.5. Since 2019 Colorado minimum wage was 11.10 then he would be making 12.93 which is a lot better and more feasible.
@@josephcerrera8299 none of that is even close to "manageable". expecting someone to own a house or even rent an apartment and raise 3 kids making 12 bucks an hour these days is absolute madness
I would love to see a behind the scenes of this episode where Trey is recording these lines, likely having to stop several times from busting a gut from laughing.
It just needs the right effort is all. In this case, the dookie in the urinal in itself isn't that funny, but Mackey's surreal and prolonged freakout over it is hysterical.
I like to think that when Mackey says it over the loudspeaker, he can’t actually hear the students laughing at him, but assumes that they are because it’s happened so many times he knows they would.
Oh you think thats funny huh!!? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin urinal,… kay, droppin your pants then... turnin around... squattin over that urinal, kay, maybe... maybe pullin your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see! 😂😂
My mom is 71, and she loves South Park. She adores Butters. But she especially cracks up at this episode when Mackey goes on about the urinal deuce. And every time he starts his “loo loo loo” song. I love ya mom...don’t ever change.
Oh, You think it's funny? Well no one else thinks it's funny when they walk in to see your rancid dook proped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll m'kay.
PSA: Please don’t go around duking in urinals or squeezing out chocolate hotdogs and fudge dragons in the wrong toilet. This is one of my favorite episodes. Hilarious.
Someone did this in my school and every guy in our grade had to listen to the principal yell at us, funniest crap I ever heard, me and my friends could barely hold in our laughs, still no idea who did it though but whoever it was, is the bravest soldier of our time
At a field trip one of my friends had to shit while he was in the shower, he dumped a trail of crap from the shower all the way to the toilet which was smeared with shit, f*cking disgusting, the parents and guardians had to clean that
The funny thing is, it reminds me of my schooltime. We had someone who did the same thing (yes someone took a poop in the urinal several times) and the teachers went crazy like Mr Mackey. 😂
When i was 5. I went to the kindergarten toilet. I have NEVER EVER SEEN a Urinal. So i thought to myself. Hmm thats a weird looking toilet. So i shit in it. Later that day. The kindergaten Teacher Screams and Says Who Poops in the Urinal!? I didn't raise my hand obviously because i don't know what is a urinal.
@@MeowthRocket coodos to my brother who had to deal with the guys at my school stupid antics and going to the bathroom every where including the kid who would take pictures of the mess in the guys room and put it on his blog story
Oml, they would’ve had to call an ambulance in my case, as I’d definitely have depleted oxygen levels & perhaps strain on my heart (like the guy who died laughing at an episode of “The Goodies”)!! 💀😂
In our high school, there was a single toilet in the upper classmen men’s locker room. Somebody took a huge dump in it, and clogged the toilet. Guys would continue “piling on” for weeks at a time. Eventually, the toilet got filled to the brim. Someone eventually shit all over the top of it. Was absolutely horrendous. I have no idea why the janitors didn’t find it sooner. There was a big mandatory assembly about it.
I never had any incidents of craps in urinals during my school years, but I did recall a time when I was at my local McDonalds and saw a MASSIVE turd in one of them. It was easily the size of a subway footlong sandwich and I was like "...yeah I'll pretend I didn't see that" and just promptly walked out trying not to laugh despite being downright terrified at what I had just witnessed.
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor I was in the women’s washroom and someone took a huge dump and the lights were off so I was shocked and I tried not to laugh actually It was at downstairs double zero
I saw the cleaner coming out of the toilet on the factory floor at work last week, looking both nauseated and fuming with her hand over her mouth and uttered one word - ‘Animals’ - before storming off. Curiosity got the best of me and I had to have a quick glance and I think she was off to call in a lumberjack rather than a plumber. There was more than one log, you see. It was a full blown logging operation in there. Far too much to have all come out of just one arse. My guess is that it had become blocked on the late shift and people from the night shift then AM shift the following morning had played ’pile-on’… With the anonymity that comes with being a stranger on the internet, I admit… I’m 36 now and know it was disgusting and childish as fuck but as I walked away and mentally replayed the scene in my mind, I was creasing my sides laughing…
@ricky gervais He has a car, a wife and three children. While anyone can buy a used old car, having a wife is something I could only dream about and I can't imagine someone willing to have three children with me. He has a regular easy, indoors job with a decent salary ( while it might look like a joke salary for the USA, it's not that bad even in many European nations, not even talking about the rest of the world.
Julius Beržinis “decent salary”? Maybe you haven’t run the numbers, but there is nothing decent about $6/hr. Assuming he gets 40 hours per week year round (he doesn’t, very limited work in the summer) he would pocket a bit over $9,000 annually at that rate. $9k divided by 12 months is $750/month. The cost of groceries for a single adult male is going to be about $300/month at the low end. Forget the car, the phone bill, the electric bill, buying clothes, food for children, food for wife, etc, the remaining $450/month isn’t enough for housing. If the wife works as well, for the same money, they can likely put food in their family’s bellies which they can eat while shivering together living in their car that they can’t afford to run.
I watched south park growing up and my dad hated it for the longest time. Then he popped in for a sec and saw Mackey say "Mud monkey" and he doubled over laughing. Hes a fan now
It's his own fault for spending 3 minutes talking about different ways to describe having your butt in the air to let Mr. Hanky's friend out of the dark prison.
"Pinch one off in the urinal" "Rancid duke propped up against the urinal like a brown ragdoll." "Pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal m'kay, maybe spread your buttcheeks open with your hands, m'kay and lay out a big fudge dragon for the world to see." Crying.
This made me remember a time in high school. I was running late for gym class. I show up, and find everyone was changing in the gym instead of the changing room, for some reason. Turns out, someone took a dump on one of the benches. Teacher was apparently also late, comes into the gym, sees what's going on, and is all 'what's going on here?' Someone informed him, he goes in there to check it out, then comes rushing out. 'Someone really couldn't wait', he says, and we all burst out laughing. Coolest thing is, he thought it was as funny as the rest of us. He was a chill dude. We never found out who it was.
In sixth grade, they suspended a school dance because some guys clogged up all the toilets in the girls’ room and pissed all over the walls. The best part was hearing the VP cough and explain that they knew it was some “gentlemen” who did it because girls would not be able to “aim that high”. It was a pretty accurate omen about how the rest of our middle school years would go. 🤦♀️
I laugh every time Mackey says "chocolate fudge dragon" I don't blame those kids laughing at everything he's saying step by step referring to what happened to the urinal. What got me rolling was Clyde snickering and laughing so hard, and Mackey's reaction was priceless. 😂😂😂😄🤣
True story: in 5th grade I took a shit on the bathroom floor as a prank. Funniest part is that they blamed it on some other kid because he had done it before and made him pick up MY poop, and then suspended him after. I apologized to him my senior year of high school
I peed in the trash can that was in my 1st grade classroom in front of my class.... the teacher said I couldn't go to the restroom during reading time 😂
this can actually be seen as a writing exercise. matt and trey came up with so many different ways to describe the same thing. it is actually way harder than you think to do that. just as an example, pick one event from your day and describe it even just 5 different ways.
Mr. Mackey should've been a comedian instead of a guidance counselor lel. He's a master of metaphors and analogies. "Lay out a big fudge dragon for ALL TO SEE."
When I was in High School I remember that the principal called everyone for an assembly after someone broke one of the urinals trying to backflip off of it and another kid was pasting his crap up in the stalls with toilet paper.
@@SoldierOfFate I'm in physical pain from laughing so goddamn hard at that. But you forget; High School kids are the second stupidest beings on the planet. The first are elementary school kids.
This actually happen at my High School. It was about the third class in the morning when they called all the boys from all clases to the court. I remember a classmate mention if I had seen this episode and how funny it would be if someone did that in our school. Literally the next second the one of the teachers said someone took a dump on a urinal. We just looked at each other and began laughing like mad men as did the rest of the boys. I think the coincidence that he mention this episode as they made the announcement made the whole thing 10 times more hilarious. Looking back at it I feel sorry for the janitor who had to clean that mess. Poor lady!
While drunk at a university party several years ago, I took a crap inside a roofless Jeep (in the middle of the driver’s seat) that followed my car too closely two hours before. I’ve accomplished many great things in my life, but this my most glorious moment so far.
Lmfaoo i love this episode, hella reminds me of elementary school, one kid i knew got expelled for dropping a shit on the teachers desk just how cartman did lmao
A customer at work literally did this today and when i was told about it i just laughed and said someone just laid a big fudge dragon in the urinal huh.
This happened recently in my old school, some boy I'm good friends with came back from the bathroom, dead serious, loud for everyone to hear went "Someone pooped in the urinal." And the whole room went silent until someone started laughing, then everyone else laughed. We had this sub. She was really young, and for a second, she was laughing and then starting reporting it to other teachers or whatever the hell she did. I still giggle when I think about it. 💀
It's funny how this isn't a joke. This is actually how most teachers react to when something like this happens
Monric and yet Garrison was the culprit
Nuh uh, I suspect Mackey has a fetisch he isn't telling anyone
MPDeity Stan
Jose Lopez I never saw the episode but from the look of Garrison I thought he ( yeah I know he went from Cis male- trans female- cis male) but I’m just calling him Garrison.
But he did look nervous in the clip so I thought he did it.
Yassss all I could think of while watching this is how so many teachers would get mad at the class for laughing while they explained the amusing reason why someone got in trouble.
I just love how he's taking this personally, like if it was a big FU to him specifically
Yeah its personal! How'd you feel if someone came into your house? M'kay. And squeamed out an an extra nutty fudge brick for your whole family to see!!?
hahahahahahahaha
Nicolas Jaramillo Ik he acts like it flipped him off.
in all honesty id probably be pretty pissed too if I saw a big brown German sausage of a turd just sitting in one of my schools urinals I mean you know how bad that shit would smell and most school bathrooms are already bad as it is with mold between tiles and dicks drawn on stall walls
why teens or young people can't understand that some shit - both literally and figuratively - just feel offensive without being a sensitive person, as in You'reAThoughtAssNonSensitiveSoldier offensive... anyways, poor Makey
When this episode came out my school had 3 or 4 copycat offenders.
Lmao. We referred to it as the phantom shitter
We had it but on the celling
MagicRainbow Kitties A magic asshle
jack makila how?
jgzero18 phantom shitters are the worst
“Brown rag doll”
“Chocolate hotdog”
“Fudge dragon”
Gotta love these earlier episodes!!!!
you forgot "mud monkey."
Don’t forget mud monkey and big meaty chud
can’t forget “big meaty chud” and “mud monkey”
fr and cant forget “Pull down your pants” being said every time too almost ALONG HIM BEING MAD AND SAYING MKAY STILL😂
meaty chud is my favorite
I'm a school counselor. You guys have no idea how many times I have to treat something that is hilarious as actually being serious.
Im sorry dude but if you had to lecture me and my kid about dropping dookies in anywhere but a toilet I'd probably break a rib from laughing my ass off
Any examples?
@@legatrix dropping a duke on the bathroom floor- had to clean up as a college janitor
@@Junkmeister laying out a big fudge dragon for the entire world to see
I regular poop on the floor at work then put the plunger or trash can over it so the next person in the stall don’t see it. We had several meetings about it now. Once I even pooped into a sandwich bag and went in the break room and emptied it into the ice machine.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all of the different way Mackey described a turd and taking a dump
Yes we can
Obviously inspired by Erasmus, who came up with over 100 ways to thank someone for a letter.
Pw that stinks
So many years later, still laughing at “mud monkey”.
Fudge Dragon.
The way Mr. Mackey describes step by step how they would dookie in the urinal is hilarious
Agreed lol
Oh, you think that's funny? 😡
@@arthurcaminha4310 Yeah that's really funny! 😡😡
@@arthurcaminha4310 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAhhh…
sounds like hes got personal experience don't you think?
When he said “fudge dragon for all the world to see,” I lost it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My fudge dragon saved the day! His name is brownie and you made him mad.
If Mr Venezuela has three kids, a home, and a car with $6 an hour he’s doing better than me.
Andy If he can support all that with $6 he’s doing better than me that’s what I mean. I can’t even afford gas.
This aired in 2006 minimum wage wage was 5.15 for federal and Colorado. If we take Mackeys word that he makes $6 an hour at best that would be equivelnt to 7.64 in 2019. That would suck, but still be somewhat manageable since prices weren't as out of control as now. If the school always pays a percentage higher than minimum wage then the percentage is 16.5. Since 2019 Colorado minimum wage was 11.10 then he would be making 12.93 which is a lot better and more feasible.
@@josephcerrera8299 So then he'd have plenty left over to purchase some moonrocks and hashish??
@@josephcerrera8299 none of that is even close to "manageable". expecting someone to own a house or even rent an apartment and raise 3 kids making 12 bucks an hour these days is absolute madness
@@josephcerrera8299 So Mr. Venezuela actually makes $13 an hour AT BEST, when adjusted for inflation? Shit he's doing better than me.
"Layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see" lmao
Dude that's were I lost it I couldn't anymore and started laughing so hard I cried
Oh you think its funny, there ain't nothin funny bout that M'KAY 😂
My favorite part was "squeeze out a chocolate hotdog"
Hahahahhahaha
@@moodyowlproductions4287 Oh, You think it's funny huh?
what makes this hilarious is when Mr. Mackey gives every single detail 😂
lol and then he expects us not to laugh
No shit
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt Steed
Nah man there was plenty of shit
M kay
I would love to see a behind the scenes of this episode where Trey is recording these lines, likely having to stop several times from busting a gut from laughing.
nobody else dose and they are all laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
there's footage of Matt & Trey recording the dialogue for the "Humancentipede" episode, and they can't go more than two lines without laughing
@@davidnissim589I've seen that one lmao
"Squeeze out a chocolate hot dog" that one cracked me upp
Pinch one off in the urinal, leave it there for everyone to look it.
I laughed at the other ones, but the chocolate hot dog one got me laughing so hard I cried XD!
Oh you think that's funny McKay?!
Me too
Kelsey Sindelar the fudge dragon tho. That's the one
South Park: Proving that toilet humour is still relevant for not just younger audiences.
XD
It seems like South Park is the only show to actually make toilet humor funny for some reason.
Because it's about 8 yr olds
Meaty chud, fudge dragon, chocolate hotdog, brown rag doll.... unsuspected urinal.. that shit is hysterical
It just needs the right effort is all. In this case, the dookie in the urinal in itself isn't that funny, but Mackey's surreal and prolonged freakout over it is hysterical.
“Maybe pulling your but cheeks apart with your hands” lmao
mkay
Just like your momma does.
Paul Bell tf lol you alright bud
Howt
That’s how I used to take phat shits
I like to think that when Mackey says it over the loudspeaker, he can’t actually hear the students laughing at him, but assumes that they are because it’s happened so many times he knows they would.
Oh you think thats funny huh!!? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin urinal,… kay, droppin your pants then... turnin around... squattin over that urinal, kay, maybe... maybe pullin your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see! 😂😂
Then why did he do it in the first place?
You can hear your mom's moaning through the wall.
The collective laughter is loud enough for everyone to hear
Teacher: says something hilarious
Kid: laughs a teeny bit
Teacher: *OH YOU THINK THATS FUNNY MKAY*
They do be like that
Your pfp makes this 880 times better
Too bad Clyde had that colostomy, huh?
thats what i hate about teachers they have no sense of humour
My mom is 71, and she loves South Park. She adores Butters. But she especially cracks up at this episode when Mackey goes on about the urinal deuce. And every time he starts his “loo loo loo” song. I love ya mom...don’t ever change.
We must protect her
Good to know older folk like this show for the humour it brings. Your mom must be an amazing woman 👍
Your mom is so cool
RIP to you mom.
@@AE-yr6mo dude he didn’t say that his mum is death...
Chocolate hot dog got me.
SAME
Attack_Dog513 same
Attack_Dog513 he said that in the video as I read this comment
Me to
oo you think thats funny huh
It doesn’t matter if I’m 20 or 80 years old, I’m still gonna laugh really hard at this episode
I love that Mr Mackey treated this like a cop whose partner was murdered.
ShinRyojin 😂
He needs to be in the looney bin with Mr Garrison.
That's what teachers do, they like to play crime detective.
abutts02 *Mrs
That's what happened at my elementary school. Someone pissed in the sink and they treated it exactly like this.
Clyde laughing always is the best.
Ikr
Clyde? I just now got into this cartoon
@@bunchygymmast57 when he says "Brown rag doll" that's Clyde sitting there.
@@bunchygymmast57 brunette with the red and blue outfit
Oh, You think it's funny? Well no one else thinks it's funny when they walk in to see your rancid dook proped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll m'kay.
“Chocolate hot dogs” “Fudge Dragon” and “Mud Monkey” X’D
“Brown Rag Doll”
Maybe if he didn’t use such colorful names the kids wouldn’t be laughing
Adrian B 😭😂
"Big Meaty Chud"
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PSA: Please don’t go around duking in urinals or squeezing out chocolate hotdogs and fudge dragons in the wrong toilet. This is one of my favorite episodes. Hilarious.
Or deuces. Or dookies.
2:34 mud monkey got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh you think it's hilarious huh? Yeah real funny, mkay?
Someone did this in my school and every guy in our grade had to listen to the principal yell at us, funniest crap I ever heard, me and my friends could barely hold in our laughs, still no idea who did it though but whoever it was, is the bravest soldier of our time
Happens all the time in high school from my cousins school he goes to
@@francescalewis2835 I was in the 6th grade, but close enough
amazing
At a field trip one of my friends had to shit while he was in the shower, he dumped a trail of crap from the shower all the way to the toilet which was smeared with shit, f*cking disgusting, the parents and guardians had to clean that
@@Nick-lx4fo LOL
“Oh you think that’s funny huh.”
Starts giggling
Laying out a big fudge dragon...💩
Hehehe...
"You won't think it's funny when the police get here!"
I scrolled across this right as he first said it.
The funny thing is, it reminds me of my schooltime. We had someone who did the same thing (yes someone took a poop in the urinal several times) and the teachers went crazy like Mr Mackey. 😂
I didn't expect you to be here
lol
It happened at Trey Parker's school
Some asshole did it in my school too....I didn't eat my lunch that day.....it reminded me of that horrific memory...
When i was 5. I went to the kindergarten toilet. I have NEVER EVER SEEN a Urinal.
So i thought to myself. Hmm thats a weird looking toilet. So i shit in it.
Later that day. The kindergaten Teacher Screams and Says Who Poops in the Urinal!?
I didn't raise my hand obviously because i don't know what is a urinal.
“…a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal…”
Unsuspecting urinal. HA!
Yep. This happened at my school the teacher said "the only way I can describe this is someone SHAT on the floor" the whole assembly erupted. 😂
LMFAO!!!!
I'd have laughed so hard I'd have barfed!
@@MeowthRocket coodos to my brother who had to deal with the guys at my school stupid antics and going to the bathroom every where including the kid who would take pictures of the mess in the guys room and put it on his blog story
Oml, they would’ve had to call an ambulance in my case, as I’d definitely have depleted oxygen levels & perhaps strain on my heart (like the guy who died laughing at an episode of “The Goodies”)!! 💀😂
@@AspieGirlArianaHale I would have laughed myself to death like Kenny
" this is Mr.Venezuela" So fucking funny
And messed up
South Park and Family Guy are the only times racism is funny.
Is he from Venezuela
@@Justin-eu7qh nah hes from colombia
Makes $6/hr AT BEST 😂
In our high school, there was a single toilet in the upper classmen men’s locker room.
Somebody took a huge dump in it, and clogged the toilet.
Guys would continue “piling on” for weeks at a time.
Eventually, the toilet got filled to the brim. Someone eventually shit all over the top of it.
Was absolutely horrendous. I have no idea why the janitors didn’t find it sooner.
There was a big mandatory assembly about it.
Rig that is fucking disgusting the janitors were probably scared to go near it
i just lost my appetite
i would just shit my pants honestly
Wendy Testaburger I’m sorry the what the hell
Wendy Testaburger nobody wants be by someone who smells like shit
I never had any incidents of craps in urinals during my school years, but I did recall a time when I was at my local McDonalds and saw a MASSIVE turd in one of them. It was easily the size of a subway footlong sandwich and I was like "...yeah I'll pretend I didn't see that" and just promptly walked out trying not to laugh despite being downright terrified at what I had just witnessed.
Urinal or toilet?
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor I forgot to specify now that you reminded me, but it was in the urinal.
Probably a fatass who ate $30 worth of food before hand lmao
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor I was in the women’s washroom and someone took a huge dump and the lights were off so I was shocked and I tried not to laugh actually
It was at downstairs double zero
I saw the cleaner coming out of the toilet on the factory floor at work last week, looking both nauseated and fuming with her hand over her mouth and uttered one word - ‘Animals’ - before storming off.
Curiosity got the best of me and I had to have a quick glance and I think she was off to call in a lumberjack rather than a plumber.
There was more than one log, you see.
It was a full blown logging operation in there.
Far too much to have all come out of just one arse.
My guess is that it had become blocked on the late shift and people from the night shift then AM shift the following morning had played ’pile-on’…
With the anonymity that comes with being a stranger on the internet, I admit… I’m 36 now and know it was disgusting and childish as fuck but as I walked away and mentally replayed the scene in my mind, I was creasing my sides laughing…
"A big meaty chud" I'm done 😂
U sexy
😂
Just love how he blames the kids for the school paying janitor 6 dollars per hour.
@ricky gervais Ignoring the shit in the urinal, that janitor has a great life.
@ricky gervais He has a car, a wife and three children. While anyone can buy a used old car, having a wife is something I could only dream about and I can't imagine someone willing to have three children with me. He has a regular easy, indoors job with a decent salary ( while it might look like a joke salary for the USA, it's not that bad even in many European nations, not even talking about the rest of the world.
@MusicMadMaurice A simple google search would answer more than I can type in this box.
@MusicMadMaurice If you must play an idiot - here, I'll do it for you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_wages_by_country
Julius Beržinis “decent salary”? Maybe you haven’t run the numbers, but there is nothing decent about $6/hr. Assuming he gets 40 hours per week year round (he doesn’t, very limited work in the summer) he would pocket a bit over $9,000 annually at that rate. $9k divided by 12 months is $750/month. The cost of groceries for a single adult male is going to be about $300/month at the low end. Forget the car, the phone bill, the electric bill, buying clothes, food for children, food for wife, etc, the remaining $450/month isn’t enough for housing. If the wife works as well, for the same money, they can likely put food in their family’s bellies which they can eat while shivering together living in their car that they can’t afford to run.
I watched south park growing up and my dad hated it for the longest time. Then he popped in for a sec and saw Mackey say "Mud monkey" and he doubled over laughing. Hes a fan now
He's a fool.
@@AE-yr6mo or perhaps you are
It's got something for EVERYONE, man.
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor "hover over the urinal, pull your checks apart..." That was funny as!
Clyde's laughing is priceless lol
it was Clyde, I saw him, and I was so shocked😮
Mr. Mackey: "Meaty Chud"
"Chocolate Hot Dog"
"Fudge Dragon"
"Mud Monkey"
Me: Dies laughing like the kids in the video.
“Chocolate Hot Dowg”
Brown rag doll
CLyDEsLAugh HaS Me LiKe- 😂😂😂😂💀💀
Kieron Hamilton brown rag doll got me dead like Kenny
How about this one: extra nutty fudge brick.
Clyde's laugh is everything.
Yeah IKR
copied comment just without the at 1:38
Clyde's laugh at 1:38 is everything.
Clyde is an ICON IN THIS EPISODE
The look of shock and disgust on Mr Mackey’s face when he laughs 😂
his face went XD
what?
@@francescalewis2835 how???
Principle Victoria low-key laughing gets me every time
It's his own fault for spending 3 minutes talking about different ways to describe having your butt in the air to let Mr. Hanky's friend out of the dark prison.
Hahahahahaha!
Oh you think it’s funny?
Hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahah!
"Pinch one off in the urinal" "Rancid duke propped up against the urinal like a brown ragdoll." "Pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal m'kay, maybe spread your buttcheeks open with your hands, m'kay and lay out a big fudge dragon for the world to see." Crying.
Mr Mackey Iove you honey 💖💞🍒💟🐰💟🔮💎💗💜💘💝
pink99ist I love you too
Mr Mackey LMAO!
notice me
oh you think that's funny huh
When Clyde started laughing😂😂😂
Lucky Clyde gets to shit into a bag but it was embarrassing for him when that freak Mackey told the entire school about it poor kid
I laughed, too.😂
kalaba kibwe “OHH YOO THINK ITS FUNNY HUH!!?? M’KAY!!”
This made me remember a time in high school. I was running late for gym class. I show up, and find everyone was changing in the gym instead of the changing room, for some reason. Turns out, someone took a dump on one of the benches. Teacher was apparently also late, comes into the gym, sees what's going on, and is all 'what's going on here?' Someone informed him, he goes in there to check it out, then comes rushing out. 'Someone really couldn't wait', he says, and we all burst out laughing. Coolest thing is, he thought it was as funny as the rest of us. He was a chill dude. We never found out who it was.
What if it was your Teacher ?
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I love how both the girls and boys laugh in tandem. That's some true equality right there!
oh you think its funny?! mkay!
Adam Rodgers iiI'm
Hahahaha
Pffff hajahhahhahaha
TzeXuan Lim Mr Mackey says mkay mkay
@@kingbopit9318 Fun fact: Van Driessen also said that in Beavis & Butthead! He was their teacher, in case you were wondering!
In sixth grade, they suspended a school dance because some guys clogged up all the toilets in the girls’ room and pissed all over the walls. The best part was hearing the VP cough and explain that they knew it was some “gentlemen” who did it because girls would not be able to “aim that high”. It was a pretty accurate omen about how the rest of our middle school years would go. 🤦♀️
My cheeks hurt from laughing at that.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
That's EPIC
Oh god 😭
"Ok ok you think it's funny, but nobody else does." Actually, Mr. Mackey, they do.
His reactions are what make it so funny 😂
“Oh you think that’s funny huh.”
The funny part is, that it’s actually pretty funny
Yeah that's how jokes work.
@@boatymcboatface5195 😅😅
2:00 Even Principal Victoria was laughing lmao xD
"oh, you think it's funny huh?" 😂😂😂 funniest part of the episode
I laugh every time Mackey says "chocolate fudge dragon" I don't blame those kids laughing at everything he's saying step by step referring to what happened to the urinal. What got me rolling was Clyde snickering and laughing so hard, and Mackey's reaction was priceless. 😂😂😂😄🤣
1:56 he can't hear them laughing he just expected them to, which makes it more hilarious
he can because it's the whole crowd. It would be funnier if they didn't laugh and he said "oh you think that's funny huh"
Funnily enough mr venezuela is doing better than everyone in venezuela.
TheCopyto you think thats funny huh?
spooky boi it’s funny how two years later Venezuela is much more of a shithole
TheCopyto Very true.
spooky boi
Ooooooh well aren’t you such a virtuous person? Our own little internet moral warrior.
Grow up.
odo r/woosh
I had a near death experience from this episode.
ØFaizØ The Edgy Masked Rider sane
Same
I remember a friend of mine did this deed in school and I thought it was hilarious, and after almost 30 years I still think its hilarious.
True story: in 5th grade I took a shit on the bathroom floor as a prank. Funniest part is that they blamed it on some other kid because he had done it before and made him pick up MY poop, and then suspended him after. I apologized to him my senior year of high school
Janja i don't think you can DNA test fecal matter lol
Xander Christensen good ole elementary school days. Pooping on the ground and peeing in the heater
Mr. Awesome janitor probably picked it up
Did you tell them the truth?
Xander Christensen wait you confessed to him about it?? Not to be nosy, but I'm quite curious to know what his reaction was. XD
the fudge Dragon makes me fall out every time
I peed in the trash can that was in my 1st grade classroom in front of my class.... the teacher said I couldn't go to the restroom during reading time 😂
I wanna be your friend 😂
frog king Sweet Lord dude
frog king hey at least you didn't use the floor
When you gotta go you gotta go... Teachers (or any authority figure) telling you to "just hold it" is so annoying.
Now that's funny
this can actually be seen as a writing exercise. matt and trey came up with so many different ways to describe the same thing. it is actually way harder than you think to do that. just as an example, pick one event from your day and describe it even just 5 different ways.
Oh God yeah that really is hard
How offended he gets when people laugh at him is always the best part lmao.
..."like a brown rag doll". And Clyde laughs, then I lose it every time. :)
Haha nice! I loved this part of this episode.
Wade Nilsson which one is it
Wade Nilsson ikr
Da good stuff it was a supercut
Which episode?
Braydin Nilsson same considering it happened in my school
i love how craig took the blame just to listen to mackey go on about dookie
*Clyde
Mr. Mackey should've been a comedian instead of a guidance counselor lel. He's a master of metaphors and analogies. "Lay out a big fudge dragon for ALL TO SEE."
The funniest show ever !
Only show I've ever seen that consistantly makes me laugh (hard) out loud, with someone or alone.
No other show ever has
This actually happened at my elementary school. All the boys would come forward just to piss off the teachers
omg lol 😂
I AM CRAPICUS!
Lol how ironic
@@NikkyElso Underrated comment.
"Squeeze out a chocolate hotdog" and "Mud-Monkey"!
Mr Mackey, one of the best characters on SP.
0:48 I just love how Pip looks sad while Mr. Mackey talks about the janitor
Pip is just the purest one in the gang
F for Pip
The way he uses metaphors how do you expect kids to not laugh.
I know, right?
You’ve got to love how Mr Mackey goes into every single detail
Poor Janitor. $6/hour isn't minimum wage. As for the terms he used XD
1:06 Meaty Chud.
1:33 Rancid Duke.
1:36 Brown Rag Doll.
1:50 Chocolate Hotdog.
2:15 Fudge Dragon.
2:30 Mud Monkey.
Lol
Im dead at meaty chud and mud monkey and rancid duke
In 2006 minimum wage was around $6-$6.50 so it's pretty accurate for the time this episode aired. Remember things were cheap back then.
This is awesome. Mr. Venezuela’s just standing there like “WTF is going on”.
“Fml”
Matt and Trey must bust a gut laughing while writing the scripts!
When I was in High School I remember that the principal called everyone for an assembly after someone broke one of the urinals trying to backflip off of it and another kid was pasting his crap up in the stalls with toilet paper.
Jesus where did you go
Was your high school for humans or chimpanzees?
@@SoldierOfFate I'm in physical pain from laughing so goddamn hard at that. But you forget; High School kids are the second stupidest beings on the planet. The first are elementary school kids.
@bellflowers are cool! ♡︎ Damn right.
This is literally the teachers every time someone does something bad.They act like it was a whole murder
I spit my coffee all over the desk watching this. It broke me!
Oh you think that's funny huh?!
Did you just lay a coffee splatter on the desk?!
A slight waste of coffee, but it was worth every second it.😂
Absofuckinglutly pal 👍
@@scaredduck7451 Wassup? Wassup? Spilt coffee on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?
The *MM-KAY* gets me every time
Never change, Mr. Mackey.
This actually happen at my High School. It was about the third class in the morning when they called all the boys from all clases to the court. I remember a classmate mention if I had seen this episode and how funny it would be if someone did that in our school. Literally the next second the one of the teachers said someone took a dump on a urinal. We just looked at each other and began laughing like mad men as did the rest of the boys.
I think the coincidence that he mention this episode as they made the announcement made the whole thing 10 times more hilarious. Looking back at it I feel sorry for the janitor who had to clean that mess. Poor lady!
I bet it was your friend
What's really funny is all those analogies Mr. Mackey comes up with, the kids all laugh, and he goes "yeah, that's real funny!"
Who else thought the “chocolate hot dog” was funny?
Honestly, I lost it at "big meaty chud."
The whole thing was funny
Your mom eats chocolate hot dogs and films it.
Just you, no one else. Absolutely no one you special little snowflake.
all of Mr. Mackey's out-of-touch euphemisms were hilarious
Dude i remember how many shits were in the urinal after this episode aired. I counted 3 in one day one time.
Same way Phineas does probably
Best comment here hahah
Stan and Clyde have adorable laughs.
1:27 Mackey's shock when Clyde laughs lol
While drunk at a university party several years ago, I took a crap inside a roofless Jeep (in the middle of the driver’s seat) that followed my car too closely two hours before. I’ve accomplished many great things in my life, but this my most glorious moment so far.
mmodnao So a Chicago sunroof
Even Principal Victoria chuckled. Never noticed.
“Left it hangin’ there like a chocolate ragdoll!”
Brown ragdoll
Lmfaoo i love this episode, hella reminds me of elementary school, one kid i knew got expelled for dropping a shit on the teachers desk just how cartman did lmao
wtf lmfao
WHAT
I would love to go to that school I would give mr mackey so much shit
Literally.
Oh you think that's funny, huh!?
Andrew Skinner same
Andrew Skinner I had an old teacher who was the person ever and I used give all the shit I could by the end he quit
Dopescopes101 Idk English please
“Hover your Buttcheeks over the toilet and squeezed out a chocolate hotdog”
Summer Paul It was very funny 😂
@@turles2345 And your a pig!.
*laughs*
Urinal* lol
A customer at work literally did this today and when i was told about it i just laughed and said someone just laid a big fudge dragon in the urinal huh.
This is one of the funniest jokes that ran the entire episode. XD
I love Mackey's reaction when Clyde first starts giggling. 1:27
I know. It’s like a big F*** you to him
Seeing Tweek laugh makes me so happy
Matt and Trey are true Kings.
You're damn right! 👌
I learned new names for dookie from Mr mackey, he never stops teaching.
Most hilarious thing is, Mr. Venezuela makes more money than most of the Venezuelans
"Squeeze out a chocolate hotdog."
I love the "you think it's funny huh?" In his office where he likely can't even hear them laughing, he just knows.
This happened recently in my old school, some boy I'm good friends with came back from the bathroom, dead serious, loud for everyone to hear went "Someone pooped in the urinal." And the whole room went silent until someone started laughing, then everyone else laughed. We had this sub. She was really young, and for a second, she was laughing and then starting reporting it to other teachers or whatever the hell she did. I still giggle when I think about it. 💀