If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..
I still remember when I first took a dump at an airport in Japan, I forgot the name of the airport, but I will never ever forget the whole pooping experience. It was incredible
I love how Randy pulls his pants down to his ankles and then waddles over to the toilet like a little kid. It’s such a small joke, but it works perfectly lol.
As someone who lives in Japan, everything he is saying about what Japanese toilets come equipped with is true. They also have options such as the sounds of nature to drown out the sounds of you taking a poo. They also have a special gas they release from the bowl with covers the smell as well. And yes, they DO clean you way better than toilet paper. I haven't had to use toilet paper in 6 years.
Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.
Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.
I bought a bidet seat at the beginning of covid, and it's pretty damn great. It has a heated seat, heated water, varying sprays, and a dryer. It's pretty damn great.
Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.
When I visited Japan, my friend and I went to a bar and got drunk. The place looked nice, but it was underneath a railway and to go the bathroom you had to cross a kind of storage construction corridor. I wasn't even expecting a hole at this point, but man was I wrong. I opened the door, the lights switched on, the toilet seat opened and the toilet greeted me. Best bathroom experience ever! I came back half an hour later to my friend and told him he HAD to check out the bathroom.
@@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅
@@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject
@@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.
I’ve had layovers countless times in Japan. And the very first thing that I noticed were their amazing toilets Lmao. They’re so comfortable and it’s so funny how accurate this video is 🤣
I visited Japan in 2019 and using one of these toilets was one of my most memorable experiences. I recently purchased a home and plan to install these in each bathroom.
I went to a Japanese hotel in Manhattan for work- it was the only hotel available in the area. The concierge kept saying "each room comes with a smart toilet", but I didn't understand. I finally tried one out. After you go, there were 3 different cleaning cycles to choose from, sort of like a modern car wash. Also, you could choose "back" or "front", I assume the latter is for menstruating women (as a male I did not try). A little arm swings out under your butt, and proceeds to do a power wash. Even the gentle cycle was almost too much for me. After that, a tiny hair dryer swings out and dries everything up. No toilet paper needed.
I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids. I appreciate it
@@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.
The portrayal of high-end boutique stores is spot on lol. The guy at the door reminds me of someone at a high-end jeweler, the glass of champagne reminds me of a high-end art gallery or furniture store.
even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.
the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it
all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.
I remember arriving at Haneda for the first time and then going to the toilet after my 13h flight. Those toilets are something else, man. Randy's "how much?" Is beyond relatable
My grandparents in Japan have a toilet like this and it literally opens the lid and starts playing classical music when you walk in 😆 every visit to the bathroom became an experience because of that and if I can ever afford it, I will buy one for myself 🤩
This entire episode genuinely opened my eyes to some stuff I had no idea about. Did some research and I can confirm it too. South Park has taught me so much about the world using satire and that's why I love it so much.
@@DuskLegend my holes arent sensitive anymore brother, i have developed three (3) layers of tough skin due to our great american toylet paper!! 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
I lived in Japan. I used a toilet there some time ago at a party that the water checks the PH levels in your poo. So basically, Its gives you a detailed idea of what vitamins you’re missing in your diet just by checking the ph levels of your stool. Yah, I know… unreal stuff
They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut. That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.
I love that music playing whenever someone uses the toilet. And I love how Randy took his pants off BEFORE he reached the toilet. That awkward walk. LMFAO Nobody does toilet humor better than South Park.
Can we just appreciate that, despite the fact it will internationally be available for free to watch online this sunday and that you have been releasing your episodes for free since such a long time, you still bother to officially air an almost 4-min clip/teaser before most of the world has seen the episode, anyway? Matt, Trey, you guys have always been treasures to the world of comedy entertainment, animation and television. You're truly a gift to mankind and I'm glad that I've been able to witness your work since... forever! You guys absolutely never fail to bring a smile to my face. You're awesome, kewl and totally not fat!
I'm a person who doesn't need a lot of expensive things to be happy. However, if I won the lottery I'd definitely buy a Japanese toilet. They sound awesome.
You can get virtually all the features with just the seat. They range from just the bidet for $30 to one with the heated seat, heated water, dryer, nightlight, auto-open, pre-mist, and deodorizer for a few hundred. You definitely do not need a full toilet. It sounds dumb, but it's sort of a quality of life game changer. Spend the $30 you'll regret every day you didn't.
I haven’t laughed so hard from a South Park episode like this one in a while. The toilet song is so relaxing and catchy. Hilarious when randy sings in Japanese.
As someone who only bought a bidet attachment for my toilet about two years ago I can already confirm Randy's reaction. I feel so much cleaner and less wasteful.
You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.
@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction? Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it... The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades? Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway. Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?
Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.
I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.
I am baffled that South Park was able to perfectly recreate my first experience purchasing/using a Japanese toilet. That was 4 years ago so this was nostalgic AF
This to me was a return to form, to me there’s kinda a difference from just doin a current event parody n making a statement about a global problem I really hadn’t laughed n had this much fun with a South Park episode in a long time cheer guys easily one of my fave episodes!
Seat warmer and water spray is absolutely standard here in Japan. Even many public toilets have these features. Sounds, automatic lid, automatic flush, dryer, smell removal - these are all a bit more luxury features, but they are very real and you do come across a toilet like that every once in a while. In ōtemachi it's even common to find public bathrooms of the luxury kind.
It’s ruined my life. I used to travel and enjoy myself. Now I’m tethered to my toilet because wiping my own ass makes me want to throw up. I don’t know how you all live like this.
This episode actually had an amazing message. We literally spend millions of trees for toilet paper. Using a toilet that washes you with water can save millions of trees. But toilet paper companies have too much control. Great episode
What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car. Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.
Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.
Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it
These new episodes feel like the golden era ones! Randy isn’t a complete and constantly high madman anymore, now he’s the randy we love who happens to own a weed farm!
Yeah. I liked the Randy in earlier episodes better, where his humour came from being calm and collected. This seemed a bit like that old randy back , instead of Karen randy.
It's all about context the best Randy centered episodes are all about context The one of Rocky The one about the day after tomorrow The one about the number 2 There's no internet And the warcraft one Just to name a few
This is top tier South Park writing this season. All our favorite classic characters being fleshed out & expanded more, as well as the feeling of South Park lives being the main focus & the hilarious idiocy that comes with it
Yeah there was one in a luxury chalet I rented, it did all kind of stuff like lid lifting up auto, bunch of buttons etc. Was in a ski resort in Quebec, Canada. I have a normal toilet but a separate bidet.
@Angelini Cruz indeed it is. Reason being that almost all residential homes have 1/2 inch suply lines in the bathroom wall. A tankles flushometer type toilet requires more volume and in some cases more pressure.
There’s one on homaray that’s ranked 2nd on sale for 549 ngl I want to buy it hella bad😂 and there’s the ranked 1 model that normally costs 5k is on sale for 949 that one is insane
@Iason Tsopoulos Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.
@@Keeves. Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.
I am in a Japanese hotel right now. Absolutely legend toilets. It’s like having your best friend tickle you where you never knew you needed to be tickled! 😮
As someone coming from the SEA region, there are more features of the toilet such as hot/cold water, controllable water pressure, flush, clean, drizzle, etc. All within arms reach.
Absolutely accurate! FYI the Japanese also make bidet toilet seats that fit on your existing toilet and have most of the bells and whistles but much less expensive.
@@vaultdude4871 Because the issue is when it sprays, you get deflection of crap particles. Americans tend to time when they go with a shower since we take 1-2 a day. I personally used a cup of hot water and dip a roll of about 15 sheets of strong double ply knitted toilet paper so it stays together even when wet. I kinda like that method better than a bidet, in part because there's no spray mess and you get the same cleanliness as when I had bidets when stationed in Europe for 6 years and Japan and SKorea for 2 each. Both methods are fine, but even with a bidet, I still used toilet paper to assist since the sprays were never 100% at getting everything and on top of that, the dryers barely ever worked. You'd have to sit there for nearly ever until your soaked bottom is dry.
Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet
Man, first half of the season was great! This is my favorite season 26 episode so far.
I don't know if this is a global release, but at least for me that link goes to a "404 page not found" on the official website.
I'm not poor
I was expecting to see a pit in the floor that you squat over. Can you do a bit on those next?
Really!! How much????
Drawing from personal experience, I can confirm that this clip faithfully portrays a man's initial experience with a Japanese toilet.
no way! it is true?
They're worth every penny for the seat warmer alone!
It was very magical
If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..
Nooo they literally Pooh in holes in the ground 💀
I still remember when I first took a dump at an airport in Japan, I forgot the name of the airport, but I will never ever forget the whole pooping experience. It was incredible
I love how literally everyone who experience the bidet remember using it like theyve seen the face of God
Was it Narita Airport by any chance?
@@BigDave297 I think it was !!!
Kanto?
I swore i would never use a bidet toilet until the day i had no choice. OH MY GOD!!!!!😧
I love how Randy pulls his pants down to his ankles and then waddles over to the toilet like a little kid. It’s such a small joke, but it works perfectly lol.
Lies again? Suzuki Sharp Eat Sushi
Yes, lmao - and how the music gets even more epic when he does it 🤣🤣🤣 (almost sounds like a majestic "OH YAH!")
So it does!
Joke? You guys don't do this?
@@beefcake1876 🤨
Randy is what kids who grew up on South Park became.
admit it you want the japanese toilet kid
I mean yeah he's basically a proxy for one or both of the writers
Randy is cool
yeah, moving to weed ranch is one of dreams up there :D
In a world of endless possibilities, why do you choose to be such a turd?
I'm so happy South Park seems to be back doing random episodes about different situations instead of story driven seasons.
This whole season has been like a return to the classic stuff and it works really well
Yeah, none of which made any mentioned of the previous episode. I guess they’ve come to the point of stopping.
Yeah, I didn't care for the entire season dedicated to internet trolls.
@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 🖕🏽
@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 same. The only one I very much enjoyed was imaginationland. Such a god tier series.
As someone who lives in Japan, everything he is saying about what Japanese toilets come equipped with is true. They also have options such as the sounds of nature to drown out the sounds of you taking a poo. They also have a special gas they release from the bowl with covers the smell as well. And yes, they DO clean you way better than toilet paper. I haven't had to use toilet paper in 6 years.
Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.
If that's true, you're a fucking legend.
Teach me your ways.
Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.
@@BrendonBrooks get on your knees son
I bought a bidet seat at the beginning of covid, and it's pretty damn great. It has a heated seat, heated water, varying sprays, and a dryer. It's pretty damn great.
Do you ever have to use toilet paper or does it dry well? Never tried one. Curious. Does it work even if someone had diarrhea? Curious.
@@rxanime535 it does
I only have a bidet but all the functions you listed sounds awesome.
Bet it’s a shock when you use the cold water by accident
Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.
3:20 🎵oh yeah...🎵
(🎵oh yeah...🎵)
🤣
I…I…I……
Randy: OH..Wooohooo..Ohhh..ahhhhh..woooohhhh.ahhh..
Name of song
The hilarious part is randy is just moaning in the room while the home depot worker just waits
You can tell it's not his first rodeo
not the song? lol
Oh my god! He’s crazy
He knows that he's sold
Happens any time somebody ahs this experience.
South park is the light in these dark times
Always has been...
i heard people saying this season was bad though
@@incription from who? What site?? What source?? Which important person?
@@chrismedina1478 like, the adverts on insta get some hate comments, saying it was better in earlier seasons
@@chrismedina1478 the seasons are getting smaller. The last season, if I remembered, had a few episodes and specials
The thing I love most is that this elaborate, beautiful showroom with champagne, velvet rope, and doorman are all inside a Home Depot.
When I visited Japan, my friend and I went to a bar and got drunk.
The place looked nice, but it was underneath a railway and to go the bathroom you had to cross a kind of storage construction corridor.
I wasn't even expecting a hole at this point, but man was I wrong.
I opened the door, the lights switched on, the toilet seat opened and the toilet greeted me.
Best bathroom experience ever! I came back half an hour later to my friend and told him he HAD to check out the bathroom.
i usually only recommend bathrooms with gloryholes... but i think maybe we have different friends ))
Just don't talk about it. You saw what happened to Randy. We love our old toilets! 😥
@20xitysix oddly specific
damn man did you set up a fire also 30 min my god
@@vincenthammons6705 If he's my age(74) 25 to 30 minutes is normal, I do my reading on the loo!
Absolutely loved this episode, cannot beat South Park satire to this day
180% NOT satire lol. This episode was all truth
@@nighttrain1565 that's not how satire works lol
@@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅
@@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject
@@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.
I’ve had layovers countless times in Japan. And the very first thing that I noticed were their amazing toilets Lmao. They’re so comfortable and it’s so funny how accurate this video is 🤣
with a Japanese toilet you don't need toilet paper it washes you clean 8 times better then toilet paper🤣🤣🤣
This felt like the best episode in a while. The Japanese music from the toilet floored me. And his ramblings in the hospital bed. Genius.
Yeah man! The “oh yeah” kills me!!
😂
The toilets that play music are only in the ladies room. Guys don't care about covering up their sounds.
This and chatgpt are the only good episodes in this season for me excited for the rest
@@timbuktuuu i liked spring break, too.
Thank you Randy for doing the lords work.
more like the LORDE’s work haha i consider myself such a comedian
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes
@@bagofcrumbs Beat me too it
Lorde’s work
Dang, as a devout Christian...I couldn't have said it better.
I visited Japan in 2019 and using one of these toilets was one of my most memorable experiences. I recently purchased a home and plan to install these in each bathroom.
I. Wanted. A. Urinal!
So how much do these cost?
Mans yapping, yeah sure thing you bought 5 Japanese toilets bro. Wow what a flex
I did that and also one in my kitchen.
@@MeretHeret Spoken like someone who has no clue.
This episode was hilarious
I need to watch this episode
Very nice
👍👍
👍👍👍👍
Very good
Randy is an absolute chameleon in satire for South Park. He's hilarious 😆
When people rip on Randy episodes, I laugh at them
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ
Bot 🤔?
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ does Jesus wanna watch South Park
@@obeseperson Well... he's in South Park. Even enjoyed the Holiday special.
Randy Marsh is the greatest character since George Costanza
I went to a Japanese hotel in Manhattan for work- it was the only hotel available in the area. The concierge kept saying "each room comes with a smart toilet", but I didn't understand. I finally tried one out. After you go, there were 3 different cleaning cycles to choose from, sort of like a modern car wash. Also, you could choose "back" or "front", I assume the latter is for menstruating women (as a male I did not try). A little arm swings out under your butt, and proceeds to do a power wash. Even the gentle cycle was almost too much for me. After that, a tiny hair dryer swings out and dries everything up. No toilet paper needed.
I love how Randy is basically a main character now and I love it. I love his character 😂
I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids.
I appreciate it
@@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.
@@Fraxinus4620 Gerald Broflovski (a.k.a. Skankhunt42) the King of all internet trolls.
He's been a main character for a long time. You know these clips are not the whole show. It's called South Park
Randy is us that grew up with South Park.
Butters admitted he sits on the toilet the other way round because it has a little shelf for him to read his comic on & place his milk on🤣🤣
Butters is so damn real
I love how he drops his pants and waddles across the room 😂 it’s the details that count
The portrayal of high-end boutique stores is spot on lol. The guy at the door reminds me of someone at a high-end jeweler, the glass of champagne reminds me of a high-end art gallery or furniture store.
even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.
The Japanese really do thought of everything when they created such a cool toilet.
Ikr? Makes you wonder. I wonder if other stores sell toilets like these.
the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it
Give me "most bot like comment of 2023" for 500 Alex
Do thought
*did thought
Honestly. This is probably the very best commercial of toilets I have ever seen. Even I want one
Do it man, its worth it. You can just buy the bidet seat. I bought one from Costco. It has the heated seat and water and a fan.
all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.
How much?
@@zipkivol you can buy a cheap "starter" bidet at Home Depot. No more than $50
I remember arriving at Haneda for the first time and then going to the toilet after my 13h flight.
Those toilets are something else, man.
Randy's "how much?" Is beyond relatable
0:53 so when she does it it’s eww but when randy does it he’s impressed?
My grandparents in Japan have a toilet like this and it literally opens the lid and starts playing classical music when you walk in 😆 every visit to the bathroom became an experience because of that and if I can ever afford it, I will buy one for myself 🤩
do you have one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets?🤣🤣🤣
This entire episode genuinely opened my eyes to some stuff I had no idea about. Did some research and I can confirm it too. South Park has taught me so much about the world using satire and that's why I love it so much.
Yea
Bidets are standard in most of the world, and much cleaner to use, and better for your sensitive holes
Comedians can be the wisest teachers. But when the comedians are relied upon to do all the teaching, things turn into one big joke rather quickly.
@@DuskLegend my holes arent sensitive anymore brother, i have developed three (3) layers of tough skin due to our great american toylet paper!! 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
@@brotundo after getting my toilet experience from one of my trips in Japan, there's no coming back bro. Wiping with your hands just feels dirty.
I lived in Japan. I used a toilet there some time ago at a party that the water checks the PH levels in your poo. So basically, Its gives you a detailed idea of what vitamins you’re missing in your diet just by checking the ph levels of your stool. Yah, I know… unreal stuff
gtfoh
Really that sounds very helpful
My mind is genuinely blown by this information
You are mad😮
They need to install a bowel cancer check system, too. That would save so many lives.
The most real and actually helpful pro environment and pro health episode any show has done
How pro environment?
They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut.
That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.
Woah woah. Dude you don’t wanna get shot by THEM.
@@thiccbaby2967big toilet
@@theanimeunderworld8338 if you didn’t understand from the episode, I won’t be able to explain it to you.
I love that music playing whenever someone uses the toilet. And I love how Randy took his pants off BEFORE he reached the toilet. That awkward walk. LMFAO Nobody does toilet humor better than South Park.
Later on in the episode he starts singing along to it, haha. Great tune though.
Any idea if it's like a song or something? I dunno, it activated some calm in me, really want to listen to it
@@dba1222 It's "Days of Blues" by Sons of Maria.
@@s4nder86 Brah. You're the fucking man.
I hope South Park will never end. Was 14 when it comes to television. Good memorys sitting there with friends and have so much fun watching.
it will when the writers decide it will sadly but so far, they keep on going which is great.
Can we just appreciate that, despite the fact it will internationally be available for free to watch online this sunday and that you have been releasing your episodes for free since such a long time, you still bother to officially air an almost 4-min clip/teaser before most of the world has seen the episode, anyway? Matt, Trey, you guys have always been treasures to the world of comedy entertainment, animation and television. You're truly a gift to mankind and I'm glad that I've been able to witness your work since... forever! You guys absolutely never fail to bring a smile to my face. You're awesome, kewl and totally not fat!
Suck up
how do you watch it free ?
@@pedrum23 The top comment has the link, its pinned
@3:40 is the BEST ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
Almost every line in this clip is quotable.
Im making my kids watch this with me over and over.
Cause I did kind of have a big breakfast.
Its funny how this episode actually is satire but manages to hammer home some very good points
I love how whimsical the music is while Randy is initially talking to the employee
I'm a person who doesn't need a lot of expensive things to be happy. However, if I won the lottery I'd definitely buy a Japanese toilet. They sound awesome.
You can get virtually all the features with just the seat. They range from just the bidet for $30 to one with the heated seat, heated water, dryer, nightlight, auto-open, pre-mist, and deodorizer for a few hundred. You definitely do not need a full toilet. It sounds dumb, but it's sort of a quality of life game changer. Spend the $30 you'll regret every day you didn't.
I haven’t laughed so hard from a South Park episode like this one in a while. The toilet song is so relaxing and catchy. Hilarious when randy sings in Japanese.
you should live a little and buy yourself one of those fancy Japanese toilets🤣🤣🤣
name song?
@@JRG470asking the right questions lol
As someone who only bought a bidet attachment for my toilet about two years ago I can already confirm Randy's reaction. I feel so much cleaner and less wasteful.
You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.
@@llywelynddraig853 You do know that every other normal toilet seats are also made out of plastic anyway, right?
@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year
Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction?
Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it...
The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades?
Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway.
Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?
Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.
I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.
The toilet paper companies surely wont like this
They address that in the episode
Big tp
Still need tp to wipe and dry, after using bidet.
Japanese toilets are god tier 👌
I am baffled that South Park was able to perfectly recreate my first experience purchasing/using a Japanese toilet. That was 4 years ago so this was nostalgic AF
The Japanese just do things Better bruh, little island country still leading the way.
ok
I love my Japanese toilet. Can't go back.
Even the champagne?
@@richardprice7314 Even the champagne. All the way down to the little closet test room. It was amazing
This is an insanely accurate depiction of how my Father feels about his fancy toilet. 😂
@1:59 Kohler Veil intelligent Toilet was displayed at "Japanese toilet section" 😀
2:10 Rick is his brother named Rick Leslie ?
That's fkn hilarious. I was walking my jobsite with my architect yesterday, and she was telling me about Japanese toilets. Spot on. 😂😂
This to me was a return to form, to me there’s kinda a difference from just doin a current event parody n making a statement about a global problem I really hadn’t laughed n had this much fun with a South Park episode in a long time cheer guys easily one of my fave episodes!
Bruhh every time that peaceful "you're in paradise" song started playing I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I live in Japan. This is spot on. Our toilet plays music when you are having a loud movement.
They really put a lot of detail into the home Depot set
Seat warmer and water spray is absolutely standard here in Japan. Even many public toilets have these features. Sounds, automatic lid, automatic flush, dryer, smell removal - these are all a bit more luxury features, but they are very real and you do come across a toilet like that every once in a while. In ōtemachi it's even common to find public bathrooms of the luxury kind.
As a Japanese, I found it so funny
Tell us what you recommend!
As an American. We find You funny
Owning a Japanese toilet is one of my life goals. 😊
just buy a $20 bidet at home depot while you save up for that hi tech Japanese toilet
It’s ruined my life. I used to travel and enjoy myself. Now I’m tethered to my toilet because wiping my own ass makes me want to throw up.
I don’t know how you all live like this.
regular bidet for under $100. you can get a high end one for $500. does most of what JP one does. look up: Swipe+ bidet
Start saving now.
I'm building a house at the moment and my wife is insisting on getting a toto.
They are 20,000 dollars!!!!
toto is like the Apple computer of the toilet industry👌
This is absolutely true. I have experienced the Japanese toilets and they are amazing. Japanese baths are equally amazing. Japan is cool.
What are Japanese baths like?
@@LivingGuy484 looks like you have access to a computer.
@@bryceharper446 well, it's a phone, but I was just wondering what you liked about Japanese baths. But I understand.
@@LivingGuy484 it’s difficult to explain and much easier if you google and watch a video. It’s amazing though. Great experience.
This episode actually had an amazing message. We literally spend millions of trees for toilet paper. Using a toilet that washes you with water can save millions of trees. But toilet paper companies have too much control. Great episode
What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car.
Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.
@@riamuratesx9457 ya bidets are great i love mine
Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.
Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it
@@rustyshackelford3371 toilet has air drier built in to blow dry your ass.
"we cant just get rid of old blue sharron" 😂😂
0:42 Hahaha Marriage
These new episodes feel like the golden era ones!
Randy isn’t a complete and constantly high madman anymore, now he’s the randy we love who happens to own a weed farm!
Agreed!
Yeah. I liked the Randy in earlier episodes better, where his humour came from being calm and collected. This seemed a bit like that old randy back , instead of Karen randy.
@@darrel7493 yeah I noticed he wasn’t constantly screaming and angry in this one!
It's all about context the best Randy centered episodes are all about context
The one of Rocky
The one about the day after tomorrow
The one about the number 2
There's no internet
And the warcraft one
Just to name a few
This is top tier South Park writing this season. All our favorite classic characters being fleshed out & expanded more, as well as the feeling of South Park lives being the main focus & the hilarious idiocy that comes with it
3:14 - 3:35 I love the music that plays as he’s in the washroom, it’s such nice music 😂😂
What's the song called?
@@Momastaro Days of Blues, by Sons of Maria.
@@RaphaelWiggum thank you Pal !!!!!!
The music that plays is, "Days of Blues" - a nice easter egg for Ol' Blue!
Ive been installing toto toilets and bidets for years. This skit is 100 percent accurate
Curiously, is it true that you have to change the plumbing lines on most American homes to accommodate tankless toilets?
Yeah there was one in a luxury chalet I rented, it did all kind of stuff like lid lifting up auto, bunch of buttons etc. Was in a ski resort in Quebec, Canada. I have a normal toilet but a separate bidet.
@Angelini Cruz indeed it is.
Reason being that almost all residential homes have 1/2 inch suply lines in the bathroom wall.
A tankles flushometer type toilet requires more volume and in some cases more pressure.
Was that a stutter?
I went to Kyoto Japan last 2019 and Randy's experience is similar to what I felt back then.
I can't wait to watch this episode 😍 Zambia 🇿🇲 loves South Park
3:12 Days of Blues - Sons of Maria
thank me later - sayonara
you r a legend
I went to Japan in 2006 and found the toilets superb. It’s true, they clean better than toilet paper. I love the ones with the seat warmers.
I’ve already heard about Japanese toilets before, but South Park just fans my flames of curiosity even more. Definitely on my bucket list!
@@supersaiyaman11589 that’s not a Toto
You don't even need it for your bucket list. The cheap ones range from $30 to $100 for easy install to the toilet you already have
There’s one on homaray that’s ranked 2nd on sale for 549 ngl I want to buy it hella bad😂 and there’s the ranked 1 model that normally costs 5k is on sale for 949 that one is insane
Shelly is becoming less and less aggressive with each passing episode
Gotta love the amount of detail put into the old toilet to make it look broken.
The scary thing is that this isn't that far away from how they actually are.
The depiction of Home Depot inside and out, is spot on.
this will go down as one of the most underrated south park episodes ever! It was amazing
If Randy didn't constantly brag, he could've kept that toilet.
As someone who has bought a Japanese toilet this clip is as accurate as can be.
Dunno why but the woman coming out with sparkling water and champagne kills me every time.
Humanity wouldn’t be the same without randy, he’s one of the greatest creations
Amen to that, man! 😁
Song is Day of Blues by Sons of Maria 🎶
3:44 im sh!tting rn
The toilet music is legendary 🤣🤣🤣
Moaning, the true music of our modern age.
Randy's reaction is 100% truth. My GF hates South Park but could not stop laughing because we both had the exact same reaction.
I lived in Japan for 2 years and this is 100% accurate. They are a thing of beauty!
魅力的国だな、来年で京都に行きますすごく楽しみです! 何で日本に住んでいましたか?
@@isaac-p6126 weebs
@@isaac-p6126 weebs
@Iason Tsopoulos Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.
@@Keeves. Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.
I love the fact that Randy can read Japanese.
Toto is so wonderful. I love them.
I am in a Japanese hotel right now. Absolutely legend toilets. It’s like having your best friend tickle you where you never knew you needed to be tickled! 😮
But how, no paper towels? Like how u know u are clean?
LoL
@@11marcian The toilet scans you butt and keeps washing until you are clean.
@@11marcian when you dry yourself using a towel and it doesn't have any brown
@@MyHentaiGirl so still need a towel...
And the best part is Randy’s reaction matches most people’s first time with these toilets too.
As someone coming from the SEA region, there are more features of the toilet such as hot/cold water, controllable water pressure, flush, clean, drizzle, etc. All within arms reach.
Randy playing HL gives me years of life ❤
Randy getting cancelled now, how dare he play that game. XD LOL
What fairy guys he means?
There are no Pixies in HL.
Absolutely accurate! FYI the Japanese also make bidet toilet seats that fit on your existing toilet and have most of the bells and whistles but much less expensive.
Having just got a bidet, this was hilarious and true. Switch to bidets ppl, the benefits are countless. Bidet bottles are $10 and worth every penny
Bidets are pretty common thing on my country. I'm surprised americans don't use it as much
@@vaultdude4871 Because the TP industry will go under they do.
@@Zindakku We already got Pi Pi the villain, next up is Ti Pi
@@vaultdude4871 Because the issue is when it sprays, you get deflection of crap particles. Americans tend to time when they go with a shower since we take 1-2 a day. I personally used a cup of hot water and dip a roll of about 15 sheets of strong double ply knitted toilet paper so it stays together even when wet.
I kinda like that method better than a bidet, in part because there's no spray mess and you get the same cleanliness as when I had bidets when stationed in Europe for 6 years and Japan and SKorea for 2 each.
Both methods are fine, but even with a bidet, I still used toilet paper to assist since the sprays were never 100% at getting everything and on top of that, the dryers barely ever worked. You'd have to sit there for nearly ever until your soaked bottom is dry.
what are bidet bottles?
This is probably the cleanest joke I have seen in South Park 😂 🤣 💀
3:31 I was in tears of laughter at this. Thank you Trey and Matt XD
This show is Gods gift to mankind 🕊️✨
I love this show and how it manages to stay so funny after all these years
We purchased two bidet toilet seats because of this clip. Love them- so clean and refreshing!
It's so true about Japanese toilets!
Warm or cold water jets that move up and down and pulsates!
I'm sorry, they PULSATE?! 😭😭
@@palck9tg Que the on top of old Smokey guy
pulsates?
oh Jesus Christ!!!
Literally me right now at a Japanese hotel’s toilet. 😂
It was a solid episode
I see what you did there
Griffith when he gets asked if he wanna use the Japanese tiolet:
"I do it."
Unfortunately the same can't be said about my latest episode
I love how the Home depot guy was eavesdropping, but when Randy came out he took two steps back.
サウスパークに日本が出てくるとすぐ嬉しくなっちゃう