Rain was invented to sell more umbrellas Eyes were invented to sell more glasses Hunger was invented to sell more food Thirst was invented to sell more drinks Animals were invented to buy them and eat them Games were invented to make people stay home and buy more *Robux* Sleeping was invented to sell more beds _Profit._
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~eeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iam sutart_thezombiegirl add me in rblx!!!!! Xd
Idea: Make a duplicate of the sever then teleport one person who has a family there and it will be confusing for that person because thell be like "Where did everyone else go?" Like so Albert can see.
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@@cosmic_Iatte My 9 year old son left that comment, I didn't know he was on here leaving comments. I don't know who Albert is but maybe I should pay more attention to these videos if bullying is encouraged.
@@candacec4522he doesn’t encourage bullying, he says multiple times to not bully and to not be rude. The comment you replied to doesn’t know how much effort goes into these videos, a lot of effort goes into them. In order to respond to your comment, bullying is not respected or appreciated here, however Albert, the TH-camr that owns this channel often does mean things to small children on Roblox, nothing serious, just some things that may ruin their gaming experience. He never goes out of his way to bully or harrass someone. Any more questions please let me know, I strongly recommend to let your kid watch Flamingo if he wants, this man saved my life, and many others.
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“Do people get rings when they’re pregnant??”
*albert would make a good husband*
Yes
Still chill
No the wifey will go crazy by Albert screaming
Yes
It's hubsand
I love how he spent 2 minutes talking about how he wasn’t engaged
😂
Ikr some people are really crazy about certain you tubers and they always assume the craziest stuff.
Dawn of the Dragon King.
STIO
It should've been 10 minutes tbh
2019: dont touch my tail
2020: DON'T TOUCH ME 6 FEET
2060: don't touch my oxygen
Lol
How is this funny ;-;
@@wafflez8729 Cause they thought of the future
@@_lvver HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
XD its going to be like that in 2060! 😂
9:42 - Albert: "Hacker XD"
The Admin Purchase Button in the corner: "Brooooo"
"unless we get divorced, then I'll take our wedding ring off." Top tier foreshadowing
9:99
0:01
10:10
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2019: don't touch my tail
2020: don't touch my hair
2050: don't touch my airw
ye thx for 500 replies and 3K likes
XD
Btw I got pemguinfor freeee
2020.dont.touch.air
I love that.soog
2100 dont go near me
albert: **says “love ya” to his girlfriend**
everyone: E N G A G E M E N T
Girlfriend means love
Lol, I ripped
@@peterpham9061 So
*"Girlfriend ya"*
Lol
You noob
Albert: “don’t tell ur married parents I said that”
Me: *has divorced parents*
you n me twinnin
I only have one parent so
Me to
😭🥺
sameee 😭
Albert: This channel isn't all about death!
Also Albert: *YOU CAN RUN BUT DEATH RUNS SLIGHTLY FASTER!!!*
Lol!
Lol
Lol
YOU CAN RUN BUT DEATH RUNS SLIGHLTY MORE FASTER
I like death
only just realised this but, someones username in adopt & raise a cute kid was ‘WhoStoleMyChips’
edited- thanks for all the likes!!
Me
Yeah lol
quirky
WhO sToLe MeH cHaApS!!!!??!??
I realisera that too lol
2018: Don’t touch my ears!
2019: Don’t touch my tail!!
2020: don’t even come to my house.
Thats pretty true
2025: dont touch my wife! *starts beatboxing*
4502: don’t touch my earth
5050: no touch me flying car
2021: *don’t even speak*
Idk why I put this just tryna fit in
They broke up.😢
Why??
😢
Ok....
dude, they broke up like what in 2020 i think..? 😭
@@thatbiachecalledLouecorrect
"he is a bacon boy but I love him"
- girl who confessed her love for bacon boy 2019
Funny video tbh lol
U mean 2020
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Beautiful Mistake this video was in 2019
2020
“do people get rings when they’re pregnant...?
....im sure in some country they do that”
maisy my religion does that
Which one than?
Eternal Elements I was quoting him.
Uhh hi
no idea but good question tho
Albert: Is nice
Person: Ignores him/ does not care
Albert: *So you have chosen D E A T H*
Albert 8:27 Noice I agree
XD
yes XDD
Nicee
50% of the video: Roblox
The other 50%: Talking about his ring and people spamming E
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Girl: **sassy voice** Dont touch my tail.
200 people: *_*touch*_*
Phoenix Playz 199
@@gutentagdoggo2094 it's called rounding
ᴢɪᴢᴢʏ ik
Ok
DeadDogCenter
2 years ago and he still has his funny annoying and totally honest self.
Yup
Fax
Yes tfact
Joemamaisinmywewe
Dude I love your videos!
Albert: we gave this kid the birthday of her life! she’s running with joy!
Kid: STOP
Random person: NOOB
Albert: she’s running for joy, not fear!
omg the minute I read "Its joy, Not fear"
He said it XD
AddisonDoesStuff same xD
“I stole this from Pewdiepie.”
I’m already excited.
" *WE* are not actually pregnant. "
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Ah yes, *WE*
*WE* aren't.
Im PREGNENT IM PREGNANT RN AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WHY
I agree he is not pregnant I AM
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Lessons with aLbErT:
“Marriage is a government scam”
I’m weird :p DONT TOUCH MY TAIL :(
Rain was invented to sell more umbrellas
Eyes were invented to sell more glasses
Hunger was invented to sell more food
Thirst was invented to sell more drinks
Animals were invented to buy them and eat them
Games were invented to make people stay home and buy more *Robux*
Sleeping was invented to sell more beds
_Profit._
I’m weird :p 🦶🏿
he actually needs to make that a series
XD
"Marrige is a government scam"
The More You Know
"Gender is a government scam"
@@Ems-b7l living is a goverment scam
@@Jintysarecool *you* are a government scam
@Nightmarionne *your existence is a government scam*
@@whatthefuckisthis.. "family is a government scam"
People who watched this in 2024: WOW WE LIKE THIS❤
2019: dont touch my tail
2020: DONT TOUCH ANYTHING- YOU MIGHT HAVE THE cORonA vIrUS
Dont touch my bf!
Don't touch my . . . Àccount
Dont touch my blood
@Abi Manew ha I can relate
Dont touch my hair
Girl: "Don't touch my Tail. "
Me: "I'm ripping your tail off screw tapping it IT'S OVER. "
YESH DO IT!
uhh
Uumm re
*WHAT ABOUT FLEX TAPE!?*
I did that in rp........ and she unfriend meh ;^;
Noobs: food? Ew, sunscreen? *fuck yes, that is the best thing ever.*
3 years and this still is amazing
Yes
Yass
real
2 months and this comment is still real
Fr
Albert: “Marriage is a scam”
Me, with divorced parents and one who has been divorced twice: *”P R E A C H”*
Sorry man, hope you find true love.
You also get monky bombed
OK
WatchYour_Dms what do you mean, and why do we have to watch them?
@@tundetheepic8631 I never said I had to watch them?
Albert: don’t tell your married parents that
My mom who’s looking over my shoulder: 👁 👄 👁
Skittle Pockz lolXD
👁👄👁
(▪︎~▪︎)
@Yarielis Irizarry 👁 👄 👁 U-U XD
Oop 7-7
I love how Albert screams and yells at people to do stuff even when they can’t actually hear Albert through the screen
“Is this an engagement ring is this a wedding ring?”
*”N O”*
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RaeSushi oh my do you have super powers 😧
Shut up! you sonof a bunch!!!!
“ We’re gonna wish people happy birthday”
Later:
“DIE”
First
Livia-Lel rude
@@gamingtracker292 how tf is this rude she was just saying a funny thing that happened in the video
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~eeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iam sutart_thezombiegirl add me in rblx!!!!! Xd
2019: don’t touch my tail
2020: don’t touch my face
2040: don’t touch my oxygen mask and nuclear bombs
O^o
Right:,>
Eee
n u k e
big chills
Ngl i love alberts videos from 3-4 years ago
Same
They hit diff fr
"I'm giving my mom an abortion"
-Leonardo Einstein
Wanna know my reaction to this?
*WHEEZE* _WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!!???_
HA I WILL NOT STOP
I luv you
Okie
@@omnisciasparesnone I luv me
Albert: *Hey look this guy looks like he hasn’t experienced pain before*
2018: Dont touch my ears!
2019: Dont touch my tail!
2020: *dont touch me*
2021: *dont touch me*
2022: *d o n t .*
Lol
True
2021: Don't touch my face or mask or hands or my bombs!
@@Mcbling_baddie time traveler!?
copied
Idea: make another one of these, but on voice chat server
Omg YESSSSS
I won’t get married until I am 30
The fan base: *we will wait*
LLLL
LLLL
LLLL
LLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLL
Ice bear
1000 years later he's not MARRIED
not trying to be rude but we didn't need to know that-
bonbon10 gamz Agreeably agreed
“I stole this from pewdiepie”
I mean at least he is honest
True
Because he's a famous youtuber right?
@@neihsungch2112
No
Albert: ''Love ya''
Everyone: *PREGNANT ENGAGED!*
*e n g a g e d*
Wait wha-
cursed
NOBODY LIKE
ITS AT 69
@@dismal8294 100
2:26 Literally me when daily existential crisis:
"Don't tell your married parents that" me over here who's parents have been divorced since I was one lmao👁👄👁
E
A
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OMG SAME!
E
2019: don't touch my tail
2020: DON'T TOUCH MY TOILET ROLL
Toilet paper is more valuable than gold this year
Ha
This needs more likes
XD 😂
true
*Dont touch my tail!*
Albert:
*Peace was never an option.*
but violence is an opinion
And raiding is a *destruction*
No, it never existed either
Dawn of the Dragon King.
@I'm a chicken ikr they rlly get clout from it
Albert's mind before this video: "Hmm, Ima just talk about rings and let the title be misinformation.""
He did the video idea
Idea: Make a duplicate of the sever then teleport one person who has a family there and it will be confusing for that person because thell be like "Where did everyone else go?" Like so Albert can see.
Pania Kheradmandnia genius
Pania Kheradmandnia pk
Albert: Dont tell your married parents I said that.
My mom sitting by me: Huh?
Lol
you’re dead from ur mum
Lol
I dont have married parents so im good
"I'm sure some country does that. Some countries do a lot of weird things though. Some countries do bad things. We won't get into that though"
-Albert
“ Germany “
North korea
@@livtastic3971 Russia
LOVE THAT
Cough cough* (whisper: america..)
I cant with 7:19 "I don't like pissa" I cant 😭😭
albert: “love ya”
people: *E* *N* *G* *A* *G* *E* *D*
*THE PEOPLS HAS BEEN ENGAGED*
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cringe new fans
COPIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
3:46 😂
I luv the way they cared if he had a ring and didn’t notice he’s kissing a leg xD
Edit: thanks for all the likes just remember to kiss legs :)
Plot twist: he married to leg
Bruh I didn’t notice the ring! I was looking at the leg being like: WTF?
Lol
Lol
Medina Avenido plot twist the ring married the cheese from mars 0-0
It’s funny how he can summon a whole army within 30 seconds
🏁
@@Roblox_mrtomasflag
Lol
True
4 years later and “were is” still cracks me up.
“When the when you the when the 😂😂😂”
*i felt that*
Just Somebody 88 2 yeah I did to XD
ToxikTube lol
omg i love your pfp XD
Elena Novikova Thx lol 😂
@@user-fd2hs4yv8b np 😂
Aesthetic people: Albert and Kirsten being cute
Real Flamingo fans: Albert screaming for 5hours
True tho
True
True dat
Your saying facts
Real Flamingo fans are -real human beings- sorry spelt that wrong I mean strange peopke from the 4th dimension who have the weirdest lifestyle
2018: Dont touch my ears
2019:Dont touch my tail
2020: Don't touch me at all 😷
Copied comment
Malea Lobe flamingos fan base is basically Gacha people, so sorry man.
Yeah social distancing😂
Copyright claim
Shut up
Abcay has such a way with words
Nobody:
Albert: “ Marriage is a government scam.... shh... don’t tell your parents... “
But it's true B)
Da Queen Potatoe
Yep B)
Heh my parents are divorced
Catlover Hawley same 😔✌️
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Albert: "Love ya"
Literally everybody: "Is this a *proposal* ?"
Mary Lafond - Well not everybody thinks that is a proposal.
Overresponsive no shit sherlock
.......
@@extraaccount8713 🤣
I can edit too >;0
*>;0*
Random “Albert fan: StOmP oN tHe bAbY”
Albert: *laughs Evilly*
XD
U evil
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Woh there buddy
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Girl: "DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL!🤪"
Flamingo: who Care
“Don’t tell ur married parents that I said that”
Me: “...MY MOM IS DOING MY HQIR BEHIND ME-“
Poggers
Poggers✨
PoGgErS
Poggers🤌🏻
Роggегs
everyone: sees albert has a ring
also everyone: *r o m a n c e*
Yes so true I and I'm first to replie
*m a r r i a g e*
@Bob bob x opheepob
Lmao i have a ring which was a gift from my father
Nice
Me: looking at the parties in the background
the parties: *gone in 2021-2022* :((
I miss the good old days of Roblox 😔
^ Same 😔
Y'all complaining over naked e girl filled parties?
Me: clicks on old vid.
Flamingo: "I wont ever take this ring off"
Me: looks at new vid, .-. Welp that didn't last long =/
Or maybe they are secretly broken up :////////
@@hstokes4020 i- no
hannah banana true
Lol
@@hstokes4020 if they are, *find albert a new girl yas*
Albert: we’re not getting married
Also Albert: I’m not taking this ring off, unless we get divorced
Spookii You almost have 200 likes congrats!
Car
vezzi vroom vroom
Hope Playz thanks!
123 likes
"My life is nothing"
"Its just a meme"
Uhhhh...
HM
i read the meme like 10 time cause it made no sense but even tho it made no sense i still laughed louder then i ever did before
tengo diarrea sanguinolenta
. E
"Unless we get divorced, then I’ll take our wedding ring off."
“Something then Albert 2019”
Albert 2020
Edit: E
Thats the T sis
Than*
E e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
the exacute
“Albert 2019”
-Albert 2020
Brooklyn Osterhout darn I was gonna say that
ENOUGH WITH THE 2019 AND 2020 STUFF
@@danplaysyt5893 N o
@@danplaysyt5893 We will take over the world with this power.
E
"Some countries do bad things"
Me: *Traumatized child sounds* (Germany)
I feel as if this is targeted towards me 👁️👄👁️
HAHAAH
Yes
My (German) ancestors: h-hehe
Doctor Cookie How??????????
“comment something other then E”
me: alr
A
A A
A A
A A
AAAAAAA
A A
A A
A A
BBBBBBB
B B
B B
BBBBBBB
B B
B B
BBBBBBB
*me sipping water* “My dads been divorced 3 times” *Spits out water* “WhAt”
xD
WhAt
Xd
My dads
Me: hmmmm
d e v o r c e
Abcay: *Running for her life*
People:Kill her
Steve:Creative mode go brrrrrr
My brain is officially broken
@Tilly Juniper Reynolds who is u?
:,^|
@vibenetic why are me
T.
the 0tb0o0
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Tyl
Me:EEEEEEEE
Everyone:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Albert:”Why”
Actually just mah : I cant scream like dat ;-;
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Me: yEs
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i like how much effort you put into your videos albert lets all appreciate how hard he works for us to subscribe.
yes using admin and bullying little kids is so high effort
@@cosmic_Iatte My 9 year old son left that comment, I didn't know he was on here leaving comments. I don't know who Albert is but maybe I should pay more attention to these videos if bullying is encouraged.
@@candacec4522he doesn’t encourage bullying, he says multiple times to not bully and to not be rude. The comment you replied to doesn’t know how much effort goes into these videos, a lot of effort goes into them.
In order to respond to your comment, bullying is not respected or appreciated here, however Albert, the TH-camr that owns this channel often does mean things to small children on Roblox, nothing serious, just some things that may ruin their gaming experience. He never goes out of his way to bully or harrass someone.
Any more questions please let me know, I strongly recommend to let your kid watch Flamingo if he wants, this man saved my life, and many others.
@@cosmic_Iattewhat have you done....
@@candacec4522your son will be very funny I grew up with Albert and have great humor🤩
Who else still watches flamingo's old videos till this day
Meh🌟
Me
Me
hai
Me😌👍
Idea: When a character’s bio says “gets bullied” raid her/him with all your ppl and tell them to BULLY her
You opitomy of evil.
I like it
Those are ods
a hytale fan that stays up way too late Yes thank you ^w^
This is me in Roblox REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
insightful very insightful
Albert on kirsten channel: " Imma name her princess peach"
Albert on his channel: "I WILL HAVED U KILLED ABCAY"
This person speaks big facts
Sofia Urban lol
Sofia Urban lol
0:25 scaryyy nightmare
Albert: I hate it when people say Albert2019
Everyone: Albert2020
coppa
Spinel you are the best thing ever, both a SU fan and a flamingo fan
stop quotes
Albert: “Don’t tell your married parents that”
Me: “I wont they are divorced”
mArRiEd PaReNtS cHeCk
same here xD but im only a little dead inside ;w; :'D
Oh gosh... I'm so sorry for both of you :(
• * . Kiyø Bérry . * • it’s good
@@lizowkdiemxizkdjemci9697 I really do hope you're ok ♡
• * . Kiyø Bérry . * • its all good it sucks sometimes but it’s good
0:54 aged so well
“I don’t like the whole, “Albert 2019 thing””
-Albert 2020
Sassy But not so classy it’s 2020 now :/
Erica Strunk Yesssss
Erica Strunk yep I know
Hauhhua
erica its tru
"Pissa" is actually pee in Finnish, just thought I'd let you know.
xD, that’s a little weird. :p
You just taught me a whole new language. thanks
I named my neon dog Pissa In adopt me-
What the he-
Oof now pizza is ruined
“We’re aren’t engaged, we aren’t married
*we aren’t pregnant”*
Cleetus is pregent
Cleetus is one thicc boi
WE??? kyaaaaa?!?
@@mmmmmmmmmm9019 howdy
*everyone liked that*
We’re pregnant
WE’RE pregnant
WE’RE PREGNATE?!?!
Tumbnail: dont touch my tail
Flamingo army: almost rips off his tail
panela ambulante lmao thats actually hilarious
SHUTUP! NOW
XDYT albert XD GRRRR NO U EEEEEEEEEEEEE
XD
her*
Albert: "don't tell your married parents that"
Me: *looks at my divorced dad and my unmarried parents with my 2 half siblings* h m m
E
Eboy
E
@@robbiefox215 *im a fEma-*
Robbie galaxy Fox lol
first thing albert says: “i. stole. this. from. pew. dew. pie.” *he says it PROUDLY* lollll
His first words!
Dawn of the Dragon King.
His first word:`I`
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Baby Albert: I...I still it from.... Pew.....Dew....Pie
Big Albert: I STOLL THIS FROM PEWDEWPIE!!!
"Don't touch my tail!!!"
Albert: Comment something besides “E”
Me: Ok *F*
F
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
uck
Gaming Pladeyes OMG YASSSS QUEEN or king
*f* *F*
Albert: “I’m never taking this off.”
Literally Albert in March: *doesn’t have the ring on*
Wow, you lied.
Jk
Leung Tsz Ching Natalie I’m sorry I’ll delete the comment
Lol
Oh now I get it
Foncee Palit-ang it was a joke lol
Leung Tsz Ching Natalie Can you read? She said ‘JK’ which means ‘just kidding’…
Because flamingos more of the child when you compare it with Kirsten I bet Kirsten is going to propose to him
The one person still standing
E
E
E
imagine he have kids and the kids hear him screaming at a computer everyday
He already made a video about him not wanting kids 😫☝🏻
LOL 😂
LOL
He wasn’t looking below the desk or toward the side of the desk he was looking at the MONITOR GET IT RIGHT!
Lol
Imagine Having Albert as a Dad...
Just imagine you are his son and get an F , then he starts screaming at you xD.
Oof
It would be great
@ꨄstruberryꨄ not A hate
It would be the greatest thing that would have coms to this earth; TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
“We are not married engaged or pregnant”
Yet..
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