*flashback* Random kid: Hola me adoptas Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up *Random kid runs away* (search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!! - Best Roast Of 2020 Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
ITS EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali EARTHWORM SALLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR I'M AN EARTHWORM I DON'T REALLY CARE I'M A BARBER I'LL DO YOUR HAIR IT'S EARTH WORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali AGHDAHFH GFJFHJFHDJFNCJJFBC
Its surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali surfboard Sally swimming through the sea I'm a surfboard but I don't really care I'm a swimmer I'll do your swimsuit it's surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali AHHHHHHHH
I love how quickly ariana and jack agreed that their child was tank and everybody acted like it was normal 💀
Lol
XD
same xD
They're both a robot
@@kucingsedihjojofan1428 no there not
I love how he kills both his parents but not the home intruder
Tank alone 😂🤣(parody of home alone)
@@antonioballadino2577 ah yes, explaining the joke makes it funnier.
In invasion
The intruder is just vibing
Yes
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD"
"Oh uhh who's your child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE
nice :)
The tanks yes
That's me on any rp game
the t o n k
copu
I love that he didn’t care to fix how the tank is backwards
Underrated comment.
Yeah, I noticed that
lol
If it was a archer I wouldn't mind
And the baby sideways
5:26 that was a surprisingly good roast lol
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
Absolute savage.
5:24
Exactly
Thats oof thats so good but a good burn
Thought the same thing lol
6:30
Legends say that the man still invades people's houses and practices flosses
Nicknack136 is in ur home oh noes
@@i_Fly36 *Oh noes?*
@@Roug3_ *Oh noes.*
@@searen111 *Oh noes!*
I would break up with him instantly
“Threats always work”
This man teaches well
Yes very well
5 year old: *Indeed.*
Everything
Lol 😂
Ngehttjtejrhtjrjewretjtentjfetrejethetjethtehrht
Spaghetti
5:28 the flossing man:👁️👄👁️
9:05
The way he says it with zero feelings in his voice.
Top 10 condescending tones
“baby boo”
*a literal tank*
*T O N K*
*Baby boom*
@Get Free Robux Check My Channel Bot
Lol u suk
Not u Wolf
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD THAT THING RIGHT THERE"
🤣
I now love your jokes
@@nicolewright9302"Tanks" Alot
@@katicahancae5568 shuttup
His mother was the military
Legend says Jack is still thinking about life to this day
they do
HEY I SAID THAG FIRST
@@A_Dumbass no I did
@@TheLivingDeer no you didnt
@@A_Dumbass since when did you say it
I like how everything escalates so quick in one of Albert's videos.
Right now your profile represents spmething
techno?
Technoblade died
Press f to pay respect to The LEGEND Technoblade
Roblox is so popular techno liked roblox
“THAT THING RIGHT THERE” gets me every time 😂
*engine noises*
BaBbY BoO KilLs PaREntS
"I like you, now be the mother of my child" 💀💀
Albert: I'M A CATERPILLAR
Me: *has earthworm sally flashbacks*
Me earth Sally oh no CRYS CAUSE SHE DIED
I MISS EARTHWORM SALLY :(((
EARTHWORM SALLY
Wubbzy Is Not Impressed
*Has earth worm Sally flashbacks whilst in a Heuy flying over Vietnam*
*earthworm sally with war helmet shooting down the rival troops for her country in the vietnam war*
only ogs will remember:
"hola me adoptas"
"shut the hell up"
Lol I remember that from flamingos vid where he said “ yo tango”
I remember that I was in my chair bawling
Yess
Im an og then sick
I was thinking of that
Idea: collapse a part of someone’s house, the charge them to fix it (by taking all their money)
This is an awesome idea.
And then unanchor the building
Albert: you dropped me!
Girl: I know.
Me: well that’s pretty savage
bmbriner :D dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
Thank you Legal!
hey do u know what game he played?
I honk it was either
Island: life in paradise
Or
Life in paradise
Albert:
"Who will to adopt me?"
Jack:
"I will-!"
Jack's POV:
"Totally a normal child, now just need to find a random woman and make her my wife."
- TrinityUwU - m1 garand ping
Why do you make these comments you already have subs
@@Cruscker what
Classic UwU 👌
@@hhh-bu3qj what yet the
6:44 That Sounds Familiar
Henry OG Albert 😂
Henry scam
Shut the *heck* up
Yes
@@crepechan here 1
Chose r obux
W ender credit card
3 done
5:16
“You’re making me cry!”
*“and I’m making you DIE.”*
@The old X_X_Midnight owl no not really since 5:17 only says “-Aking me cry!” Not
“You’re making me cry!”
Ok wtf
@@Solomanon true
barssssss
5:18 “you’re making me cry…. And I’m making you die”
Rip Jack. A son, a father, and a husband. He was injured in a sneezing Accident and later died after his house collapsed. He Will be missed.
R.I.P
It is upsetting that he was injured and eventually dead because he didn’t realize the dangers of adopting a tank
@Rubik Runner Gaming What?
Lol
Yes he will
“I hope his muscles can hold up his walls because it definitely didn’t hold up his MARRIAGE”
-biggest roast of 2020
Hi you
Alec_the_animati
xD
lol
Alec_the_ Pie I love this
Tank: sneezes
The House: explodes from the tank shell
Yeyeyeyeyeeyeyyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyey
r/ihadastroke
@@jchinel
r/noahgettheboat
@n8yboi r/wealreadyknowshutthefuckup
@n8yboi it is a tank tho
Legends say the bacon hair dude is still flossing
Lol
Lol
Noob:flossing
Me: starts as well
Noob:NO ONLY ME FLOSSING
Andy leon is is true
He is...
Albert: she “politely declined and for that she will die”
The ad that popped up after the video: “IM PREGNANT”
bruh 1 scam and 1 sex bot all in one comment section lmao
XD
99th like
150th like
@Luna_ Sprinkles what
*flashback*
Random kid: Hola me adoptas
Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up
*Random kid runs away*
(search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
OMGGGG yasssss I watch his old videos all the time
Yep the good ol' days
Oh I get it alright.
at least im not the only one who got the nostalgia
SHUT THE *REDACTED* UP!
Girl: “LEAVE.”
Baby Boo: “ *So you have chosen death?* “
Lol
what the fuk
@@zaqu_and_lio_gaming7272 what
Uh wut
“Let’s see if his muscles hold up his house, ‘cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
-Albert 2020
1-20-20
Saul Gudino I saw this too
I read this right when he said it
𝐸𝑝𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡
I died when he said that lmaoo
5:23 ITS THIS TIME
4:57 he's still dancing
😂
8:56 PM
Still dancing
*Infinite iternety later* still dancing
Legend he is still dancing till this day
Dance till your dead
6:31 “no wait…I thought I was being loved….
I feel you, Albert :(
7:20 “MDS” is the funniest part I’ve ever seen
MDS is and abbreviation for "Oh my god" in portuguese
Funny
8:07 hey Mom I'm going surfing with this
Lol
Hahahhahaa *epicly laughs*
"NO! DON'T! THAT'S THE BABY! STOP! AAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "
Albert: I'm a caterpillar
Everyone: *has an earth worm Sally flashback that Albert promised us*
Yes
At 7:51
Florida to cali
SN00FZ The Clown no a caterpillar in a cocoon it’s earth worm Sally’s daughter
Robin The Cat Demon new yourk to cail
“Hi, I’m baby boo”
*gunshots is background*
Wat
DONT LISTEN TO THE SCAMMER
How did u get an emoji in ur name?
Typed in name on mobile
@@Slateking. doesn't work for me :(
"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!!
- Best Roast Of 2020
Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
BEST EVER
DDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Lmao
XD is FUNNY
OMG YA!!!!!😂
1:06
Disney movie characters 0.0001 seconds after meaning someone of the opposite gender
amazing
Disney Channel
Tom C-H meeting*
Ye
*S*
*T*
*O*
*N*
*K*
*S*
Dad: I like you... now be the mother of my child
Mom: oh uh who’s your Child?
Dad:that thing right there
Edit: thanks for the likes I appreciate it!
TONKS
Tonks? BOI more like...... STONKS
Bruh u just copied his sentence
Bradley Brietzke 4:00
I read this right when Albert said dat 😂
Expectation: “Tiny toes”
Reality: *ARMORED MAIN BATTLE TANK TRACKS THAT CAN RESIST HEAVY MACHINE GUN FIRE AND GRENADES*
*Yes*
My ideal baby
*Yes*
The ideal version of "Tiny toes"
more like artillery but ok, close enough
"I LIKE U NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD."
"oh uh who's ur child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE."😂
get 30k R$ now zh
H ii
*T H I N G*
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 no
NEZUKOOOO
1:09
When my parents make me meet one of their high school friends and are introducing me.
I have big respects for Jack they accepted his child for who it /he / her was
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause *he couldn’t hold up his MARRIGE*
OH SNAP ALBERT
HAHA ALBERT IS A SAVEGEE
He is savage
DAMN BOI
That actually hit me hard because this exact thing happened to me
Judy Li le burnned
“Let’s see if he can hold his house,
Unlike how he could hold up his marraige”
*DAD GOT ROASTED*
Wow toxic
xD
@@chxrrry5748 btw gacha is trash and if u tape u can still type DUMBO KID
@@loizzy4874 Toxic?
paulina celis bruh she didn’t do nothing to you lmao
Albert: **gets adopted as a giant tank**
Also Albert: **doesn’t get adopted as a caterpillar**
Just Somebody i mean its true XD
EARTHWORM SALLY
Deku fan Lol, Deku is lowkey a cinnamon bun and he’s just, AdOrAbLe
Just Somebody Y▲S
Deku fan lol
Girl: leave!
Albert: * depression*
:)
hello
Toad are you Form smg4?
GachaNightMations no
E
albert saying “hola me adoptas” gave me serious nostalgia
same
???
Same..
Same dude
Well ur profile pic is showing it
Albert: "The Albert 2019 thing isn't funny"
Albert fans -'Albert 2020
Albert: O__O
"they have defeated me"
True tho, it's getting annoying.
Its not funny anymore
“The Albert 2019 thing isn’t funny” ~Albert “Flamingo” Aretz 2019
@Visit My Channel For Free Robux can I gets free rebex I wants nows pls rouxxx😭😭😭😭
Alberto: hola me adoptas
Me:has flashbacks to the beginning of the channel
Also me: So you've chosen harrassment
Isaac De Alencar wow😒
Nobody:
Albert:”let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house because they couldn’t hold up his marrige! DDIIIIIEEEE!!”
Purple_Nirple lol 😂
For a sec I thought your user was Purple_Ni*ple lol
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 I though it was Purple_Nickle ( Can we do a braid of this?
@@sharpestteen I thought it was purple_nurple
bre_125 plays I really thought it was Purple_Pimple
Legend has it...
The home invader is still dancing...
;~
SANSTHE SKILITENGAMING
D
Ok
LOL😂😂😂😂😂
@@francismartinez. sooooo
This is the most likes I've had
Other peeps don't appreciate good comedy
"I have tiny toes, sometimes I play with them."
*"I have 8 of them. :)"*
Anna ou
I have 40 spleens
Tickle tickle*
Vuduy giang WAIT WHAT---
Oh my ggerrr yesss
7:56 earthworm Sally has came back! Edit: thank you so much for 27 likes!
Brandon Hartshorne m1 garand ping
*But a ran over version*
31 likes UwU
NO ITS NOW 59 LIKES MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
Molly says Yeet I HATE YOU >:((((
"hola me adoptas"
me an albert veteran: *happy noises*
"Hola me adoptas"
"Shut the hell up"
Remember albertsstuff
I smiled when I heard that.
hello
yes GOOD
the saddest part of the story: baby boo never got his burger :(
le epic edit: OMG I NEVER GOT THESE LIKES BEFORE :O
elixabella yes very sad :’(
Ya qwq
elixabella I also love your icon
HER
BABY BOO IS A GURL
Let's respect Jack for actually adopting the baby boo
This comment is to underrated
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house because he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
*oof*
my dad lol
Destruction 💯
at least his dad didnt go to buy milk
:)
Oof
“oH nO- i sNeEzEd”
*suddenly blows up parents*
“oopsie-“
Hey i Love POTATOS and i marid a potato
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“Baby boo- Plays with tiny toes”
“That’s me!” - Is a full grown tank -
“Tee her”
"Tee her"
xD
MM TEE HEr mM TEE HEr
tehe? or tee her?
“Our mom”
*communism intensifies*
Im Papa Stalin
Stalin lol
I did the same comment
The big blyat and the gungi gulag
This is actually fitting because the “tank” that he used is a Russian APC, a BTR
"This is me"
"oh"
"Thats actually offensive"
d i e t w o o 0 t e r Foster pulmonology Paul I’m not sure
African designed
Africa dressing
Only OG Albert fans remember when some guy in meep city ask albert to adopt him 6:44 Rings any bells??
Nostalgic.
He said shut up to the child
Good times 😔
Good ol' days
For some reason I don’t remember that but I used to watch Albertsstuff
“Sorry but he lied.”
“Will I ever see you again mom?”
*”I D O N T K N O W”*
XD
:)
What the hell.
Epic number of likes.
Albert: that guy like ripped off like 9 layers of lizard skin i almost died luhging
Video starts*
Albert: “Baby Boo”
Me: “interesting first words”
Vibeadi - m1 garand ping
Wow
Vibeadi - plays with tiny toes
The guy was still dancing when his parents divorced XD
Hes probably celebrating they are having a divorce
Tough life
@@adamaba1193 lol
@@bimnoahtv5922ooy
Ⓢⓣⓐⓖⓔ ①: Ⓓⓔⓝⓘⓐⓛ :)
“baby boo-tiny toes”
*did NOT know tanks had toes*
Please like I’m lonely lol
PurpxlePhoenix sAmE
YES SIRRR
Shoot
PurpxlePhoenix sAmE
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
Thank you for posting a normal comment that isn’t a shit meme format with a colon in it
Allysa Gonzales ...
He’s already played that in a video
It’s in his video ‘ ROBLOX GAME JUMP SCARED ME NOW I CAN'T UN-SEE THIS’ if you want to watch it
He already played this a long time ago
“Jack”: Ariana
Albert: aRiAnA GrAnDe?!
:O
Your Ariana grande
Your albert’s mom
Lool
Your pfp
no funny
It’s been years and legends say the man that broke into there house is still flossing his dance moves and he can’t stop
Choker
Nick nak was flossing around on the bowl and he was like UHHH I DONT CARE
Hes still practicing of how to perfect the Floss
TRUE
@@yoidk7174 jji
Albert The Tank Child
💀💀💀💀
“Take of that tank”
Baby boo:it’s me
“Oh”
Me: XD rude
DH Auto dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
DH Auto do u know what game he played
Thats true its a little bit rude
I don't get it
Oh I do now
Well,Being a tank isn't all bad,you can put all your children in there
No, you give me YOUR child
NOW
RIGHT NOW
ok
Owo OwO
When he said "hi im baby boo" I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Me too XD i love your name Uni
BABY BOO PLAYS WiTH TINY ToEs XD I legit cryed
Same! 🤣🤣
im baby boo
goo goo gaa gaa :₽
Leave fatty
"Let's see if his muscles can hold up his house, cuz it couldn't hold up his marriage!"
JESUS CHRIST ALBERT
XD
That man is roasted
You forgot the DIE!!!!!
TheDragonMaster 5753 No I just didn't add it in because that sentence was badass enough lol
tiny toes
Albert: Oh look he has muscles 💪
Nobody:
Albert: leTs SeE If He CaN HoLd Up hIs HoUse CaUSe He CoUlDnT HoLd Up HIs MaRRiGe.
Me👐🏿👏🏿👐🏿👏🏿
That one pre teen m1 garand ping
Ur black
Kedin2 Playz .
I wish i read comments before i said something similar to that.
koJr Hacked ngl same :/
“Haha she’s mourning the loss of her child”
*Locks On*
how you a tank
6:24 the big reveal
Me rn 3:59
8:00
It looks like a finger nail XD
FINGERNAIL FRANK
LMAO
ESPECIALLY THE ARTIFICIAL ONES💀☠️💀💀
He does tho😭😭😭
"Who's gonna be *our* mommy?"
*hol up*
*USSR ANTHEM PLAYS*
@@ama7698 yes, but there is something weird about that
Dr. Duck Mommy kink 😊
@@maliciousqueefer3427 no the joke is its weird that he has mom, but his dad has the same mom as him. which means his dad married his mom.
Dr. Duck oH mAh QuAkInG hEeLs
Albert: IM A CATERPILLAR!
Earthworm Sally: Am I a joke to you?!?
SURFBOARD SALLY
Egg Man RIDING WAVES FRON FLORIDA TO CALLI
ITS EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali EARTHWORM SALLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR I'M AN EARTHWORM I DON'T REALLY CARE I'M A BARBER I'LL DO YOUR HAIR IT'S EARTH WORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali AGHDAHFH GFJFHJFHDJFNCJJFBC
Its surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali surfboard Sally swimming through the sea I'm a surfboard but I don't really care I'm a swimmer I'll do your swimsuit it's surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali AHHHHHHHH
Flamingo: I’m a baby. *literally a military tank*
So
RACIST
Lol
its still a baby, maybe it will turn into like RATTE tank or something, when he grown up
I have wheels for legs
"well if you're so kind...
*then give birth to me* "
No he gave birth to u 😜
Ha
This sounded awfull
ing
Lol
Nobody :
Absolutely nobody :
Albert : I’m gonna become a baby tank
Mågicål Pøtatø lalalalalalalslslals REEE
ITS NOT EVEN A TANK REEE
ITS AN APC
APC’s HAVE WHEELS INSTEAD OF TREADS REEE
@@masonwolf1934 d
9:21
“I politely decline”
“Well I’ll unpolitely murder you”
Ssieieidi
I think that
7:47
"I'm something that hangs off at a tree"
I partially expected him to say "an emo kid"
Nooooo 😭💀
" sometimes I play with my little tiny toes, I have eight of them "
Some people who discriminate me call them wheels.
Ok
Lol
@@summeryim lol
WHAT?!!???!
Who ever started laughing a lot when the catipiller person came
Lol I laughed 10000000 times
Meee
Lmfao
Milk and cookies I did XD
That's no Caterpillar.
That's the new and improved Earthworm Sally.
4:20 I SPAT OUT MY COKE LOL
Flamingo: plays as tank to get someone to adopt him
Everyone else: uh oh it’s the kanjali tank
that looks NOTHING like a khanjali
R U talking bout the T20 khanjali tank from GTA 5
Trainz reee what other “kanjali” would he be talking about?
@@anthonybaylon-cossio8922 what?
@@abramo7700 are you tank Stan wth
Albert: if you aren’t the most beautiful person in the world everyone is a jerk.
We’re literally flesh bags controlled by a disgusting nervous system.
Isaac De Alencar ??
7:56 IM WHEEZING-
Also I know this vid is old enough and I’ve watched it so many times this still makes me DIE WITH LAUGHTER😂😂
Something that hangs off the tree I am a
3:45
Same 😂
Me to Raya davern I really love the voices he does and the ooooooh thing his edited page did lol
*edited*
1:46
MY HEAD IS GLUED TO THE CEILING 😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHHAHAH XD
Albert: This is the only Spanish word I know, "hola me adoptas"
Me: *Yo Tengo age flashbacks*
Yo tengo=I have
XD
@@alphazeroseven jeez...
@@alphazeroseven well actually I didn't know and don't scream at ppl... It's rude
@@blueflowerajofficial7465 How is he screaming?And that comment wasn't even for you.
RobloxianMaster hahaha
Albert:who gonna be are mom
Jack:Ariana
Albert again:Ariana grande?!
Me: XD
😶 baby
SAME XD
OOF
I love how every time I watch Albert's videos, I can't stop dying of laughter. Thank you so much, Albert
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage.”
Jeuses Christ that a depressing sentence
*Not even flex tape can fix him now*
Boi
7:52 earthworm sally
9:46 karma
Me: *Casually tries to role play*
Albert: *casually blows a child’s head off*
nice pfp
Albert: adopt me I’m baby boo
Person:NO
Albert: Pulls out a gun
No bully
Lol