Mary from Team Primary: Not so Immaculate
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2025
- A video about member of Team Primary Mary, posted ahead of the #MarbleLeague2020showdown, ON THE DATE OF THE FEAST OF THE ASSUMPTION OF MARY! That's got to be an omen.
Hope you remember to ask me a question. Or two. Or ten.
This video took so long mainly due to me not deciding what Mary-related pun to title it.
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Can you cover how prim and snowy nearly broke their backs carrying their respective teams in the marbula one?
Seriously!! They need to defect and form their own team, at this point.
I'm sure they would have broken their backs, if they had any to break.
@@ugxsan that team would annihilate the savage speeders
And cerulean now?
At least Snowflake scored points. Without him the Snowballs would've finished in sixth rather than fourth. He was terrible though
I love the list of 2020's achievements. And then he's like, nothing has gone wrong this year.
Laughing at other teams being roasted by Thesaurus DInosaur 🤣
Knowing your team is next to be roasted 😱😱
#GoTeamGlactic
It is going to be mellow yellow probably
Well, we know it will heavily feature the number 5...... #ReachForTheStars
Always love your stuff! Thanks so much the shout-out, we're happy to be a part of the proud marble roasting community here on TH-cam
Thesaurus Dinosaurus
Liars :(
I’m joking btw
Just you wait. Now that you've posted this Team Primary is going to sweep the showdown tomorrow with Mary winning 2 individual gold medals.
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
dude I'm so fucking mad they put Rima instead of prim for the mogul what the fuck
Sorry, Kobalts whooped all ya'll asses. However, you did JUST ENOUGH to qualify for qualifiers.
@@KoboldGamer and as always, kobalts fans always thinking themselves as better
@@KoboldGamer and as always, kobalts fans always thinking themselves as better
I didn't know she had stepped down as captain but it was so obvious it was gonna happen. Every primary fan and their grandma were clamoring for it. Who knows? Maybe she makes a better athlete than a captain.
Great Roast! Questions:
1. Who is the best member of the Hazers (Smoggy, Hazy or Foggy)?
2. What is your explanation about the Kobalts being bad?
3. The night before Collision in my area, it rained. Then the Thunderbolts got Silver. So if the entire world got a rainstorm, would thunderbolts win gold or take the world by storm.
4. Is Team Momo trying to cheat in Collision or does it perhaps having a different meaning (Not purposely trying to cheat, just scared because Midnight Wisps injured them in 2017, and they faced them, but re-entered after falling to avoid injury)?
5. Overall Opinion on the Minty Maniacs?
6. Have the Oceanics redemeed themselves fully, or do they need more?
7. What do you think about Honey's fall in her High Jump Final?
8. Are the Turtle Sliders on the Cutting Block for Retirement?
9. Are other teams on the Cutting Block for Retirement?
10. Savage Speeders or O'rangers?
11. Were the Green Ducks a 1 hit wonder?
12. If any athletes cheat in ML and get away with it, who would they be?
13. Favorite Team?
14. Favorite Individual Athlete?
15. Least Favorite Team?
16. Least favorite Individual Athlete?
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Replies to my questions:
1. Foggy
2. I think Savage Speeders cursed them
3. Well, the event would get delayed due to floods, but then Thunderbolts would have a higher chance to win gold
4. Team Momo is the most innocent team, I believe they just wanted to take safety precautions
5. I'm sad they can't win, but have taught us to come out of retirement and show your stripes
6. Redeem yourselves more so Speeders, O'rangers, Green Ducks, Balls of Chaos and Hornets lose more.
7. I hope she's okay. She put up a good effort though, and that is what matters.
8. Unfortunately yes, but the Showdown could show otherwise
9. Kobalts, Rojo Rollers, Jawbreakers and Shining Swarm
10. I hate them both, but O'rangers
11. Yes.
12. Speedy, Velocity, , Kinnowin, Clemintin, Billy, Ducky, Stinger, Anarchy and Tumult
13. Hazers
14. Smoggy or Foggy
15. Savage Speeders
16. Speedy or Kinnowin
I wouldn't say Turtle Sliders are on the chopping block for retirement because I feel like Jelle would want them to make the ML first.
@@cooliosinghvi4986 I feel like the Rojo Rollers might be less likely to retire of the teams you mentioned because the fans like them and they give off the whole hard-luck losers that make you want to root for them
My answers:
1. Smoggy
2. they were never good??
3. probably
4. absolutely. momo would never cheat for no reason
5. surprised everyone with how good they are! nice
job
6. God no
7. unfortunate. The bees need to work harder, but I'm rooting for them
8. Honestly I already thought they were
9. Pinkies
10. ORANGERS
11. No, I think they were just pushing themselves above and beyond every event because it was their big debut, and after that they returned to normal competition. after such a great first year they can afford it.
12. SPEEDERS
13. Orangers. then Hazers, then Wisps
14. idk
15. Speeders. rojo rollers and the hornets piss me off too
16. idk
@@cheekychelldos Thank you for taking to answer, I appreciate it!
"As Prim showed me the exit, I caught a glimpse of a painting of a cube with a red "X" painted over it, I thought it best not to ask him why." DEAD x'D
How are you feeling about the O"Rangers potentially choking away the championship to the Savage Speeders right now? Or more positively, how do you feel about the Savage Speeders' huge comeback?
Ave Maria got me cackling. Amazing touch.
Only thing I think you should have mentioned is that Mary's 15th place finish... Only happened because Wospy fell off the conveyor belt. So the only time she got ahead of last place in Marbula One was just because another racer ended up not able to finish due to a track defect.
I don’t know why people hate your voice, it’s fine to me
3:48 LOLLOLLOLLOLL!
Coming soon: Congrats, Mellow Yellow!
Questions for Q&A
Will you make a video on the fricking orange marbles?
Do you think the Kobalts will qualify for 2021 since they won the showdown?
Do you like the Green Ducks or Mellow Yellow more?
What do you think of those goddamn Speeders?
Do you think the O'rangers will podium at 2021?
What Is your Steam name?
Limers are winning the showdown today. Got them 3x on my fantasy, wish me luck
4:03
I thought you were going to say "showcasing the fastest marbles teams have to offer... and Mary is also there for some reason"
Q&A question: can you make a marble team tier list?
This video was much funnier than I expected. Good job !
Don’t forget today is the Marble League showdown is today
Great video! I like how you ended it with hope, that we could see better days again for a marble down on their luck. As for a Q for your Q&A -- Where do you feel Team Galactic is right now? I'm torn between being happy that they're taking the host curse and tearing it to shreds and despairing because they just can't seem to get over the hump to start collecting medals (seriously, how many time have they earned a fifth place finish in an event?) Anyway, keep up the great work, I really enjoy the style of your humor.
Would you talk about the Hazer's "close but no cigar" history if you wanted to? I, for one, would be stoked to see it
Your voice is actually very satisfying to hear :D
Who’s better.?Rapidly or Cosmo.
Just found your channel. You're the Urinating Tree of Marble sports.
What made you interested in the Marbleympics or Jelle's Marble Runs as a whole?
how about a video on the rise, fall, and revenge of ghost plasma? oh, and will you fight my dad?
And STRAIGHT down to the basement, You Couldn't even
the F***ing Limers, SERIOUSLY -_- at 2:22
-Thesaurus Dinosaurus
Can you do a prediction video on the turtle sliders?
I can't express how much I loved the Greg Jennings reference
QnA:
1. How much do you think the oceanics spent on bribing the officials to gain a win over team Momo in the qualifier matches? I suspect good chunk of change and some questionable substances.
2. What's your reaction to the crazy cat's eyes being the hosts for marble league 21?
3. How's mellow yellow basement decorating skills?
4. If carrots are good for your eyes can they dial a phone?
Good work, as usual! :) In light of their last-place finish in this year’s Marble League, I feel it’s high time the Hornets got a lolcow/roast video. Just a suggestion, though.
Now for my questions: 1) Do you think the O’ Rangers are gonna find a way to bounce back from their 35-point choke this year, or is an S.B. Nation-style Collapse in their future? 2) How optimistic are you in the Minty Maniacs in light of their overall bronze-do think they’re for real or a mirage? 3) Do you think the Green Ducks are merely in a sophomore slump, or are they true one-hit wonders? 4) In light of their dominant run in the 2020 Showdown, do you believe the Kobalts might finally be on the right track? Why or why not?
What a good way to end a video!
This guy is the UrinatingTree of Marble racing lol
As a team primary fan, I want the best for them, I want the best for them, so prim needs to be captain
Can you talk about the Savage Speeders please
the limers hopefully will get good again like momo did this year, good meaning qualify for ML
Hate to break it to you but......
@@princecalweb1597 but what
@@prodbydripz9676 Limers didn't qualify
@@princecalweb1597 i know, im so sad. i have to wait until next year probably to be let down again
@@prodbydripz9676 Yeah, it's the same for me and the Turtle Sliders
you should do a video dedicated to the 2020 showdown and the surprising results
Well the results of the showdown are now here and god I hope the sand mogul is not a sign Mary's curse shifted to Rima.
3:51 you forgot Chadwick Boseman's Death.
My question for the qna is what do you think of the Savage Speeders' late push to at this year's Marble League and what do you think of the El Clasico rivalry happening up top in the standings between them and the O'rangers. Btw, your voice suits well in roasting, idk what they're talking about
RIP orangers, I know you're a fan
Hilarious once again, great job! No idea what's up with the voice-hating? I love your way to talk.
4:18 12th!? prim finished in 4th!
How bad does it feels to lose the final against your maximum rival, us, the SPEEDERS
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Who do you feel is the most mediocre, 'middle of the road' team consistently?
Thunderbolts
How do you feel about the Turtle Sliders in general
Who?
The reason why Mary finished 15th at the O'Raceway in M1 season 1 was because Wispy fell off the conveyor, got stuck on the pit straight, and lost a lap
Question for the Q&A:
Would you like a new team called the Yarble Yellers, with them being like a parody of that old cowboy that yells in a song.
And tell me why do you think earing the fans say "AAAAAHHHHHH" and "OOOOOHHHHHH" (from the O'Rangers) during the ML would become impossible to stand.
Your voice reminds me of John Mulaney. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult to you. But I for one love it:)
Can you do a Thunderbolts, Kobalts, or Turtle Sliders video?
Also, what is your favorite event in the ML? Mine is Rafting, but the Sand Mogul is a close 2nd.
me, seeing savage speeder in bottom rank: lmao
me, seeig savage speeder as marble league 2020: those bastard are doing it again.
Only one event left in ML2020! O'Rangers can still pull through! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What is your favorite ML Team
Wait I thought prim was a girl 😭
Also yay finally someone talks about my team
Will you make a collaboration with Marbel report?
Some questions for the Q&A
Do you feel that some teams get preferential treatment in these events? As in "redos" or "restarts" seem to happen more for certain teams than others. I wonder if they redo runs to get the results they want specifically in the O'Rangers winning so many events. They claim they don't, but I've seen random restarts in events for strange reasons.
How do you feel about the scoring for events for the Marble League this year? It seemed like there was a wide spread in the total points for each team and not many teams were able to move up in the standings at the end.
Do you think they should get rid of any events in the Marble League?
Do you think the Marble League Showdown event should be longer? It seemed really rushed this year.
Do you think the Sand Rally event should be more team oriented? I don't really watch it and this might be why.
Q&A What do you think about the Minty Maniacs after finishing 13th in 2018 and can finish no lower than 4th
Q&A: where do you live?
Will you ever make a video for the O'rangers?
They are just to good
Ask again after Sunday, I’m guessing...
#OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Queen of her team...hahaha hahaha.
Q and A Would you like to see another winter marblelympics and what team would host it and if not what team do you think you will host nexts years marblelympics
Are you going to cover the Sand Marble Rally in the future?
Who do you reckon will win the ML2020
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus yeah at this point it's pretty much set in stone
I’m an Orangers fan and I’m pretty sure they gonna drop the ball faster and more aggressively than the Atlanta Falcons
Sure hope it's the Wisps due to being the only contender that doesn't juice
The Limers
Good work :3
actually Prim placed 4th in the savage speedway
Will you do more videos about the Marble League?
Just FYI Hong Kong is misspelled at 3:53
Will you upload videos more frequently? Once a week or bi-weekly? Will the Minty Maniacs medal in 2020?
Where is the interview with Mary?
I wanna hear your views on the Host Curse ordeal and how Team Galactic seemingly forgot about it
Mary had heart... She wasn't the best but Primary needs her
Question:Which ML logos do you like and which ML logos need remodeling?
(Pls. Pick me I haven't been on a q&a)
Are you gonna do a video about the Mints surprising 2020 wins? :D
What’s your favorite team
Can you Roast the O'rangers for blewing the lead to the speeders
Questions for the Q&A!
1. Where did your icon come from? Did you draw it?
2. Do you ever find the marbles that are hidden? I have never even tried personally.
3. If you were a marble what would you look like?
4. Favorite movie of all time!
What is the capital of Ecuador?
The Limers
Here's a question:
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Of the retired teams (Black Jacks, Golden Orbs, Gliding Glaciers, Quicksilvers, Team Plasma), which would you want to see again?
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Viewers can also leave their answers.
Did the purple stars change into the indigo stars? Also I want Golden orbs back
@@myoblivion420 Yes they did. Golden Orbs was a cool team
5:32 Same with sublime and limelime limelime always was usually in the top 8 when sublime was always in the bottom 3
You seem to take a lot of influence from Urinating Tree... which team do you feel is your arch rival that you admire (i.e UT’s hatred but admiration for the Baltimore Ravens)
Mary is stepping from captain⭕🔱🔻🔻🔻
Favourite ML Team?
So when do you post and there is a tier list maker
I’m waiting sadly for the mellow yellow roast video
I L I K E T H E T U R T L -
no minty maniacs
f*ck turtle sliders
0:01=Already did!
I dropped Team Galactic for Team Primary. Back in 2018, now i am sad
Peak subculture
17 view!!!
Go never leave youtube gang!!!
Please do oceanics beating o'rangers
As a TP supporter, I've pretty much become convinced that Mary isn't a sphere. More like a dodecahedron or something.
The SAVAGE SPEEDERS WON AGAIN :D))))
What the heck happened to O'rangers in the last event???? Flush it away!
How in the heck were they put in the back at the marathon? O'rangers got screwed
Alan Blakely A disgrace.
plz do team galactic
4:52 Mary Participate the costanza challenge bc
MMMMMMMMM I STOP SHORT!
At least Team Primary made it to the ML 2021 Qualifiers. They need a better marble to complement Primm for S2 of Marbula One.
I miss team plasma
If they don't qualify for ML 2021 than Mary will be the first on the chopping block. Because they can always draft Rima's brother Amir to compete for them.
Mellow Yellow are an on-again, off-again team, definitely. And that is proven by going from 2 straight podiums in 2016 and 2017, to 15th in 2018, to 4th and BARELY missing the podium in 2019, to 14th in 2020, and would you look at that, they finally win in 2021! Now let's prepare to watch them finish 13th in 2022 >:)
No way you actually guessed it! They got 13th!
@Thewiimaster Oh wait, so I did!! I completely forgot about this
@@marbleperson now they'll probably finish 16th if they qualify next year.