Didn’t the Oceanics host two years ago and because they did so bad they fired their coach in the middle of the marble league? They are a franchise in disarray I think.
I nearly cried when midnight wisps didn't qualify, seriously something needs to be done about wospy I think he needs a break he just keeps on underperforming and we are so close to being great rather than good.
Something needs to happen, they've clung on with an air of consistently okay. It makes for a decent showing when the top contenders aren't dominating, but seeing then be not good enough to reach the final podium is very tiring.
The Midnight Wisps missing out on the marble league absolutely shatters my heart. That funnel performance made me sick to my stomach. Still cheering for them in the showdown, probably gonna support a different team for the league. The Glaciers look cool, so I hope they do well. Of course, still a Wisps fan at heart. Hopefully, the time of failure for the wisps is short. #MidnightWisps
Was a great video, I’m happy my Wisps weren’t roasted as badly as I thought they were going to be. Although we will be stuck in this strange island called the showdown, I hope the Wisps can get their revenge on the evil empire in 2022
Shining Swarm Qualified... I don't care anymore that Team Galactic, the Midnight Wisps, Balls of Chaos, the Jungle Jumpers, and the Solar Flares all failed to qualify. Having Shining Swarm in the Marble League is enough of a silver lining for me. The Indigo Stars are amazing too.
Tfw you’ve been a speeders fan but after 2019 you’ve felt bad and picked underdogs like the Snowballs and Turtle Sliders… only to be forced to cheer for the speeders again
Marble Showdown. THAT'S the name. Did Savage Speedeers win the Marbula 1 and Marble League consecutively? I can't remember. Either CCE has the chance to be the only team to do it, or the only team in the same season, I think? STILL, the fact that Crazy Cats Eyes are clearly leveraging their assets* to make this year a great one-and winning the friendly-makes me a pretty dang big fan this year. It's still obscene that they *almost* got 200 points in the Marbula 1, and nuts that they *averaged* above a bronze the whole time (they were at silver after round 8, I believe). I'm happy for my Ducks. I want us to remain in the upper-half of the League, as that's competent. That's competitive. It's rare for a team to *stay* excellent, and I think it speaks to the overall structure of the team to stay *relevant*. We've gotten a silver and a bronze in top-level events, and I don't necessarily *need* another one to be proud of the team. I'm sad that the Snowballs/Glaciers rivalry isn't happening, though I'm stoked *for* the Glaciers. I'm confused why the Rojo Rollers and Raspberry Racers haven't merged (especially after the Marbula One issues with them trying to not get lapped.) Jumpers not being able to compete with the Ducks makes me sad. Solar Flares had a nice moment early, and I hope they have fun in the Showdown. It's not common for a new team to do all that well, so I'm happy for them to have shown talent. Let's see if they can develop for a year and compete with the Sliders (my sister's favorite team because turtles). *I'd expect CCE to have at worst the 3rd best funding in the league, only potentially behind O'Rangers, whom I consider the "soul" of the League, and the Savage Speeders, the "best" team in the league. Given that CCE is the only team to do the League, Marbula 1, *and* Sand Rally, I'd expect them to get ahead based off that third source of revenue. Not that money = ability, of course, but money *can* mean better training.
The indigo stars are the Cincinnati Bengals of the marble league. The bengals are even more forgettable than the lions because everyone knows the lions suffer, and the bengals are just worthless
The Kobalts just keep on dissapointing, the only thing I will cherish from the Kobalts is their Marbula One S2 performance, and they got 8th but still the best performance from them ever lol
and to think that they were my favorite team before i got sick of them not qualifying so I jumped to the oceanics as a 2nd pick in 2019... when the oceanics became a dumpster fire, now neither of them qualified..
As a Jungle Jumpers fan, our excuse is the dumbass formatting of this years qualifiers. If it was like every other year, we get into the League. But no. I would die on the inside but I already did that ages ago.
Yeah the teams who finish in the bottom 4 on the showdown don't get to compete in the next year's qualifiers, and instead spend the next year in the showdown. This year, with the introduction of the Solar Flares and reintroduction of the Gliding Glaciers, the bottom 4 still got to compete in the qualifiers. It's unsure if the JMR will keep that feature for this year's showdown
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus I do believe it was confirmed on discord by a JMRC member that the showdown relegation format has been discontinued and showdown will now act solely as a friendly consolation tournament.
@@cooperc69420 I'm fine with any team hosting ML2022 (even the Savage f*****g Speeders) as long as it isn't my beloved O'Rangers. I can't have them going down the same path as the other O Team
Out of the underdogs(cuz there are a lot) one of them will get big out of no where and my bets out of the weaklings are the rojo rollers and the shining swarm cuz both of them have won gold before and I remembered it. Your picks for the teams that will fail are the limers indigo stars gliding glaciers and another one I can’t remember the name of
I hope the Wisps roast won’t be as bad as I think it will be 😩😰 Also your work has been well done and has improved a lot over the course of one year. Keep up the good work 👍
Dude i love you insults towards the pinkies and the oceanics, those aquatic fucks, but i think a good video idea is for you to show them why the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS
I'm not a pinkies fan I like savage speeders but I still get disappointed with the pinkies like when he got to the pinkies spot I paused the vid and literally roasted the pinkies like pinkies I don't want to see you again
Nah, lots of people like them, but there’s nothing to talk about any more. “Oceanics failed to qualify” “Oh yeah, makes sense” “Yeah” “…” “…” “Wanna support another team for now?” “Yeah sure”
Quite a 180° on the Kobalts, going from turning good eventually to some of the worst of the worst. RIP Kobalts, it took the Rojos 5 qualifiers, next year is your 5th attempt, good luck.
Honestly I don't know why people kept lying to themselves thinking Team Galactic was going to actually make it over the hump and win a Marble League. They're the very definition of consistent mediocrity. Failure this time was not an option, it was an inevitability. Yet I still keep torturing myself with the hope they'll actually do something...
Man I hope the Spearmint Leaves do well this year. If the past two videos have shown me anything it’s that Thesaurus really and I mean REALLY wants to rip the Mintys to shreds.
The Team Galactic fanboy in me wants to spout out crazy theories about how having a new event first (one in which going all out is a bad thing?), threw them off their game, and that's why (as I point to a large poster with colored string connecting random items) we didn't make it! But Thesaurus Dinosaurus hit the nail on the head. It has been way too long since we've seen any success in the ML. One wonders just how much of their training budget was diverted to cover the costs of hosting.
We're called the Oceanics because like the ocean, our pain is deep and seemingly unending.
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
-Rammstein
The oceanics out hear breaking my heart.. stay strong! #tidepride
Now it’s #RideTheWave because in 2019 the Oceanics fired Tide
It was the system that kept the Oceanics from qualifying.
it so true it hurts
I'm not prepared to hear a dinosaur roast Balls of Chaos. This should not have happened. :(
I'm sad too :(
Don't watch this one, Tumult
well at least its not out of context
#LetChaosReign
same goes to my oceanics and TG
Didn’t the Oceanics host two years ago and because they did so bad they fired their coach in the middle of the marble league? They are a franchise in disarray I think.
Then they went on to win the winter special tournament though so who the hell even knows with them anymore
My favourite thing about Thesaurus is that he doesn’t hold back on being cruel with his roasts, it’s great!
Is it? *sobbing in the corner*
Except he's super soft on the Orangers
Ahhhhh Yes the Solar flares made a solar storm of losing on there first try
I like how his voice vaguely sounds like Steve Buscemi.
“Hi Solar Flares. Bye Solar Flares”
Made me laugh out loud.
Will I be entertained by a guy roasting a bunch of marbles?
Yes
I nearly cried when midnight wisps didn't qualify, seriously something needs to be done about wospy I think he needs a break he just keeps on underperforming and we are so close to being great rather than good.
Do you think that Wespy should replace Wospy to become the regular member?
Yeah. And Oceanics is not qualify too.
Something needs to happen, they've clung on with an air of consistently okay. It makes for a decent showing when the top contenders aren't dominating, but seeing then be not good enough to reach the final podium is very tiring.
@@shadowscribe Yeah they're so average that there's a joke that says Midnight Wisps are the Meh-night Wisps.
Did Wospy even run individually in the qualifiers?
Me waiting for this video to come out knowing that the Rojo Rollers will avoid the massive roast for once.
Keep up the good work Dino
Eeh, I wouldn't say they quite avoided...
Welcome to the future Rojo Rollers
Cerd Gold key word is massive roast. I knew they would get a slight roast somewhere
They can still bungle it. Some would say they have an even bigger chance of bungling it now that they're in the full show
I won't celebrate now, but I'm just glad they FINALLY QUALIFIED.
Guess he won't be roasting the Limers today... Because they're doing good so far 😎
Just you wait my son…just you wait. #Limers Fan here speaking
#GoLime
Go Limers
Just waiting for our next disappointment
@@williammoore3790 yea I think we could find that in the first event.
The Midnight Wisps missing out on the marble league absolutely shatters my heart. That funnel performance made me sick to my stomach. Still cheering for them in the showdown, probably gonna support a different team for the league. The Glaciers look cool, so I hope they do well.
Of course, still a Wisps fan at heart. Hopefully, the time of failure for the wisps is short.
#MidnightWisps
Guess who was doing funnels? Wospy. You know, the dead weight for most of M1...
@@Dr.Death8520 Sad truth, should’ve been someone else.
It's not right. I myself have taken to the Chocolatiers for this go round.
Oh dear gawd how bad is he gonna keep roasting pinkies
As long as they keep proving him right.
Hey he just keeps beating the dead horse there not even the worst team anymore.
They were,so close
@@cosmiceclipse7131 exactly
team Momo fan , i was so scared lol
I’m just happy the green ducks qualified so you’re wrong predicting they will lose
i bet the green ducks will get a bottom half placement lmao
@@dylan_not_dillon I hope for at least 10th-5th
@@JuliansMarbleZone
if 2020 is anything to come by I doubt it. I still think 2019 was a fluke.
@@dylan_not_dillon what??? I think 2020 was just a bad year
@@JuliansMarbleZone Green Ducks got 3rd in Marbula One at least!
“Maybe with the rise of global temperatures you could just join the Oceanics”
OMG I am dying 😭
You should do a video on the qualified teams cause there are too many oddballs not to.
I second this!
I'm looking forward to all the jokes about Sheet and the chaos that is Rojo Rollers doing surprisingly well to make it.
Was a great video, I’m happy my Wisps weren’t roasted as badly as I thought they were going to be. Although we will be stuck in this strange island called the showdown, I hope the Wisps can get their revenge on the evil empire in 2022
ok you did great job but my ss will defeat your ooooooos
I’m just here for the Pinkies roast.
And the Oceanics fail review
And….
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🍊Rangers.
Just wait till you choke in the Marble League, & we win the Championship #SpeedIsKey
I'm wondering if he'll say anything about the qualified teams.
of course he will
And he’ll probably roast them just as well . There has to be done quite a lot to actually impress this grumpy Dino
Of course he might do that, particularly with Mellow Yellow
Shining
Swarm
Qualified...
I don't care anymore that Team Galactic, the Midnight Wisps, Balls of Chaos, the Jungle Jumpers, and the Solar Flares all failed to qualify. Having Shining Swarm in the Marble League is enough of a silver lining for me. The Indigo Stars are amazing too.
I have a feeling that the Indigo Stars may become the next Midnight Wisps this year
The don't just exist anymore
Maybe Team Gal might possibly start a host team curse (became hosts on today, then not qualified for the next).
Solar Flares are just debutantes, they don't deserve the roast
No Wisps, and No Galatic. I'll pass on these events.
Just as I passed the last sand rally without "The REAL" Red Number 3.
3:47- Whoever gave MY that low a rating, here is a big 🖕
im so glad momo squeaked by! theu are my fav and have good attendiance where my MoMo fans at!
Tfw you’ve been a speeders fan but after 2019 you’ve felt bad and picked underdogs like the Snowballs and Turtle Sliders… only to be forced to cheer for the speeders again
Marble Showdown. THAT'S the name.
Did Savage Speedeers win the Marbula 1 and Marble League consecutively? I can't remember. Either CCE has the chance to be the only team to do it, or the only team in the same season, I think? STILL, the fact that Crazy Cats Eyes are clearly leveraging their assets* to make this year a great one-and winning the friendly-makes me a pretty dang big fan this year. It's still obscene that they *almost* got 200 points in the Marbula 1, and nuts that they *averaged* above a bronze the whole time (they were at silver after round 8, I believe).
I'm happy for my Ducks. I want us to remain in the upper-half of the League, as that's competent. That's competitive. It's rare for a team to *stay* excellent, and I think it speaks to the overall structure of the team to stay *relevant*. We've gotten a silver and a bronze in top-level events, and I don't necessarily *need* another one to be proud of the team.
I'm sad that the Snowballs/Glaciers rivalry isn't happening, though I'm stoked *for* the Glaciers. I'm confused why the Rojo Rollers and Raspberry Racers haven't merged (especially after the Marbula One issues with them trying to not get lapped.) Jumpers not being able to compete with the Ducks makes me sad. Solar Flares had a nice moment early, and I hope they have fun in the Showdown. It's not common for a new team to do all that well, so I'm happy for them to have shown talent. Let's see if they can develop for a year and compete with the Sliders (my sister's favorite team because turtles).
*I'd expect CCE to have at worst the 3rd best funding in the league, only potentially behind O'Rangers, whom I consider the "soul" of the League, and the Savage Speeders, the "best" team in the league. Given that CCE is the only team to do the League, Marbula 1, *and* Sand Rally, I'd expect them to get ahead based off that third source of revenue. Not that money = ability, of course, but money *can* mean better training.
Yeah, Savage Speeders won M1 and then ML2020. Of course to rub it in they also took first in ML2020 qualifying.
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus Yeah, well...
...
...
*quack*
The indigo stars are the Cincinnati Bengals of the marble league. The bengals are even more forgettable than the lions because everyone knows the lions suffer, and the bengals are just worthless
You mean the Cincinnati Bungles, right?
Um, the indigo stars are doing pretty amazing right now. Better than even the savage speeders and o'rangers...
I hope the Wisps roast is the most savage. They really went from coming 4th last year to failing to qualify
They’re also the first team that have won a championship that failed to qualify. Ouch.
Like what happened on both 2014 Spain and 2018 Germany in FIFA
Turtles can’t slide 🙃
The Kobalts just keep on dissapointing, the only thing I will cherish from the Kobalts is their Marbula One S2 performance, and they got 8th but still the best performance from them ever lol
What about the 2020 showdown?
@@djchilly186 oh damn you're right lol
Maybe they should retire from Marble League and focus on Marbula One.
and to think that they were my favorite team before i got sick of them not qualifying so I jumped to the oceanics as a 2nd pick in 2019... when the oceanics became a dumpster fire, now neither of them qualified..
Limers are gonna disappoint, but I don't care
No matter how bad we actually perform in the ML, we’ve already shown huge improvements. To quote a famous meme: “Do your worst, I’ve already won”
No Galactic's means I might be a shiny or Glacier dude
Jungle Jumpers keep missing out by a small margin, but this time they can't blame JMR.
Somebody give me a table! This year is team momo!
Oh man! That rising temperature burn on Snowballs! ^^"
As a Jungle Jumpers fan, our excuse is the dumbass formatting of this years qualifiers. If it was like every other year, we get into the League. But no. I would die on the inside but I already did that ages ago.
Literally no. We would’ve been in 11th and qualified
Seriously, rewatch the qualifiers from the years prior, and look at our score in the 2021. If it were 2020 format, we finish in 11th, and we get in.
I was looking forward to your reaction to the Pinkies' latest failure, and you did not disappoint.
Maybe with the rising global temperatures you can just join the oceanic. Cleverest and funniest roast i’ve heard for a while.
The Green ducks are the Vegas Golden Knights i think
Or the Chicago Fire.
The prediction said Mellow Yellow had the least chance of qualifying and they won....
Question: what did you mean about 8 teams leaving in the showdown, if you perform low are you out of the main league?
Yeah the teams who finish in the bottom 4 on the showdown don't get to compete in the next year's qualifiers, and instead spend the next year in the showdown. This year, with the introduction of the Solar Flares and reintroduction of the Gliding Glaciers, the bottom 4 still got to compete in the qualifiers. It's unsure if the JMR will keep that feature for this year's showdown
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus I do believe it was confirmed on discord by a JMRC member that the showdown relegation format has been discontinued and showdown will now act solely as a friendly consolation tournament.
Solar Flares are just debutantes
Team Gal might have started an host team curse (possible)
So CCE need to watch out when the next Marble League qualifiers come around (my bets are on the JJ’s to host the next Marble League)
@@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Well, yeah. If JJs hosted next, it might be a curse again lol
@@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Apparently showdown teams are ineligible for hosting the following year. So it won't be the JJ's.
@@cooperc69420 I'm fine with any team hosting ML2022 (even the Savage f*****g Speeders) as long as it isn't my beloved O'Rangers. I can't have them going down the same path as the other O Team
@@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Then they'll become the No'rangers.
Yeah but can we talk about the limers qualifying?
So is this supposed to be Urinating Tree but for marbles? Cause if so this is fucking legendary
Lol the gliding glaciers quafiled.
They just glided into the 2021 league.
@@tonymuskrat1086 GG
Coming out of retirement with a bang
I am still utterly shocked at how Team Momo pulled in last in the Qualifiers and is currently at the top of the standings. Let's go Momo!
Ahhh Pinkies
Pinkies = *Wins the last event*
Pinkies : hahahahaha now i am gonna qualify
Chocolatiers : Lmao no
Oceanics and Balls Of Chaos have me in a dark mood
#GoWithTheUndertow
#KillingMeSoftlyWithChaos
Out of the underdogs(cuz there are a lot) one of them will get big out of no where and my bets out of the weaklings are the rojo rollers and the shining swarm cuz both of them have won gold before and I remembered it. Your picks for the teams that will fail are the limers indigo stars gliding glaciers and another one I can’t remember the name of
Oh yah the chocolatiers
Losing forever but never forget boys. Pinkies Up!
Let’s goo don’t see much of us anymore
Galactic, Oceanics and Mindinght Wisps shouldn't be here...
With global warming you can just join the Oceanic's 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
As an O'rangers fan, I'm pretty sure we'll be in the bottom this year. Cause we can't get our shit together.
😢
You should do a collapse series similar to secret base on the oceanics (unless this already exists im still a relatively new marble league fan)
The Pinkies are the true Jets in the Marble League
Or the Timberwolves
Or the Browns
Or the Canucks
@@Rayquez Canucks?
Of 19-20 Sheffield United
Oceanics set us all up for dissapointment....atleast the limers somehow made it tho
As a Speeders fan, I am so glad we don’t usually have to go through qualifiers
Right! Been a fan since 2016.
Facts. It’s time to hit the gas & kick some ass #SpeedIsKey
Well now you guys got 12th in the overall standings, first bottom half performance, lets see if you guys qualify
I hope the Wisps roast won’t be as bad as I think it will be 😩😰
Also your work has been well done and has improved a lot over the course of one year. Keep up the good work 👍
Dude i love you insults towards the pinkies and the oceanics, those aquatic fucks, but i think a good video idea is for you to show them why the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS
3:49 MeLlOw YeLlOw WoNt QuAlIfY
me;well well how the turntables
I'm not a pinkies fan I like savage speeders but I still get disappointed with the pinkies like when he got to the pinkies spot I paused the vid and literally roasted the pinkies like pinkies I don't want to see you again
If Jim Rome covered marble sports. Haha!
I refuse to watch this marble league without team galactic. Eh I got CCE to root for
Honestly the group system kept teams like Team Galactic, Midnight Wisps, and Oceanics from qualifying.
Oof i love a classic thrashing of these marbles
My heart as an Oceanics fan breaks....its simply so sad that nobody likes that team...
Nah, lots of people like them, but there’s nothing to talk about any more.
“Oceanics failed to qualify”
“Oh yeah, makes sense”
“Yeah”
“…”
“…”
“Wanna support another team for now?”
“Yeah sure”
We can do this the Oceanics will rise again and we will ride that wave with pride.
WE SHALL RISE please rise
Please
I beg you
I’m mostly surprised with Limers and Rojo Rollers making it. And finally the Gliding Glaciers made it. I’m rooting for Hazers tho
Mary’s just the most inconsistent imo
Sometimes she’s a cube, (M1) sometimes she actually competes (ML2017)
“You are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but the ones led by Jameis Winston throwing 30 passes to the wrong team.”
I need to write that down
That Snowballs roast was fire
As an Oceanic and Orangers fan, I see both pain and joy almost simultaneously nowadays
Quite a 180° on the Kobalts, going from turning good eventually to some of the worst of the worst. RIP Kobalts, it took the Rojos 5 qualifiers, next year is your 5th attempt, good luck.
We all know the key for primary to do better is to have Aryp compete in all events
Here’s your reminder that after event 9 last year the Savage speeders were in 8th
The pinkies broke my fucking heart
I'm just happy the cats still have their #eyesontheprize
Tbh this thumbnail feels like something from another timeline
8:40 Coming from a Lions Fan, Accurate.
I mean, we've been rebuilding for 60 years, the sliders might want a different approach.
What do the Lucky Numbers mean?
Honestly I don't know why people kept lying to themselves thinking Team Galactic was going to actually make it over the hump and win a Marble League.
They're the very definition of consistent mediocrity. Failure this time was not an option, it was an inevitability.
Yet I still keep torturing myself with the hope they'll actually do something...
Some people just can't help but keep reaching for the stars...
I feel depressed watching these
Relay curse on Team Primary.....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. O’rangers and Bumblebees my top 2 too probs
Man I hope the Spearmint Leaves do well this year. If the past two videos have shown me anything it’s that Thesaurus really and I mean REALLY wants to rip the Mintys to shreds.
*sad Balls of Chaos fan noises*
I like him when he rages because of the pinkies XD
AN AMPHIBIA REFERENCE????
IN MARBLE SPORTS?????
How can i subscribe multiple times?
Well we got what we deserve. Perform bad in the qualifiers and get ripped by Thesaurus Dinosaur in spectacular fashion. Great work with the video!
Who do you root for
9:03 lmao Beethoven’s 6th. Truly a man of culture
The Team Galactic fanboy in me wants to spout out crazy theories about how having a new event first (one in which going all out is a bad thing?), threw them off their game, and that's why (as I point to a large poster with colored string connecting random items) we didn't make it! But Thesaurus Dinosaurus hit the nail on the head. It has been way too long since we've seen any success in the ML. One wonders just how much of their training budget was diverted to cover the costs of hosting.
Thank you for your insight and analysis. I can only hope the Solar Flares are just having a few teething issues. We shall see.
That's what will sometimes happen on a debutante team
That video was very funny Thesaurus, even though the “roast” on the Pinkies wasn’t a roast at all.
Im very dissapointed with Oceanics did not qualify.😡😠😠😡😡😠😡😡😡😡😠😡😡😠😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
4:42 OMFG
RIP Harambe...
Melt the snowballs
Balls of chaos and the Shining Swarm have never been in the same marble leauge. Interesting fact if you ask me
As an oceanics fan all I know is pain
Thesaurus Dinosaurus: Can't belive the Gliding Glaciers got in the main leagues
Gliding glaciers: get 3rd
...
Me before looking at the oceanics section- I’m fine
Me now, looking back now- ALL I KNOW IS SUFFERING
3:48 whoever made this thinking Mellow Yellow was finishing dead last in the group needs to get their ML knowledge checked…