HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening shock
Before the 2020s: "Cool, old furniture, lets turn it into a guitar" After the 2020s: "Wow, look at that well-used 30-string guitar, lets craft a bed out of it"
Yes the guitars whacky. Yes you're a great musician. Can we just acknowledge that the cinematography in this video, even done somewhat in jest, is really impressive.
Let's not forget Jared started this "Djent+year" series putting 6 E strings on his old Ibanez and making noise. The composition is actually good, that's impressive.
idk who to give more props; the person who built that monster OR the person who had the patience equivalent of Mother Theresa to INTONATE it...and then Jared gets 3rd place for tuning and composing actual music on it.
Jared..ur videos have gotten me through a really rough time in my life and got me back to playing guitar again I'm currently a recovering addict in rehab and watching your videos and the Dickie dines stuff as well really puts a smile on my face and brightens my day.. keep making the world a better place bro
Hello wonderful person! Glad to hear you are on the road to recovery! Keep playing and keep those gears turning, bro. Renember, there is always someone that YOU can make a difference for. You are loved. ,🤟🖖🤙
Can we take a moment and appreciate how much happier Jared seems now that he's sober. I love seeing a smile on your face @jareddines you are an inspiration to all. Keep your head up ❤
I DESIGNED A GRAND PIANO....with a gigantic (and weighted) WHAMMY BAR!! Andrew WK told me that if he ever got famous, he'd have this built, but then he got famous and didn't build it! (Jared should contact Yamaha and say "LET'S DO A PIANO WITH GIANT WHAMMY BAR!")
You can make the cheapest of guitars sound good with recording software and eq's. You don't know how it really sounds. Not unless you've been in the same room with it or played it yourself. Then there is TH-cam compression and your computer/tablet/whatever your listening to it through. The rig you would need with all that low end also. For 8 strings and up you need a bass cab in your rig just to handle the low end so it doesn't sound like mud (and there is no fixing it using just a guitar cab). It can sound like those guys with the car stereos that's nothing but bass just bottomed out speakers a buzzy distorted mess.
Imagine when Jared has to replace the strings on this beast. Jared: *Goes to Guitar Center* Yeah, I need guitar strings. Salesman: How many? Jared: Your entire stock.
You don’t know how much I needed this to happen... I was trying to match the lyrics for “ Does it Djent”. Thank you 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
Kind of. Gusli chords are made by muting open strings rather than pushing strings against frets. If you're comparing it to older instruments it's more like a fretted, "bridgeless" guzheng or koto. But if we're talking more modern instruments it's sort of played like a harpeji with added open strings. But I love the gusli. More people should know about it. It's a really underrated instrument.
I can’t wait for the Jared vs Stevie T sequel: Stevie T: “We made a pact! We were supposed to leave the past buried!” JD: “I couldn’t resist the memes. I had to... *Sunglasses* ...Do the Dew.”
It's pretty subtle actually.
MARTY!!!!!!
Hey Marty Schwartz here!!!
The legend has arrived
HEYY!!! What's up you guys?
LOVE your videos dude! They helped me so much... ❤
at this point it’s practically a hammerless piano
Or a fretted harp
You're not wrong..
It is psaltery (gusli)
Kantele
Actually try more like an electric Guzheng.
Guitarists be like:
I'm something of a pianist myself...
I would be willing to give that type of piano a try
And bassist
HAHAHA
You must have never seen a Pedal Steel Guitar. Basically a smaller version of this but with pedals and knee levers. And not tuned like this lol
It reminds me of some of those zithers/table harps I used to play with as a kid.
The string company that endorses Jared now hates him
It would just suck to have to restring it. Probably take a week, a few pints of lost blood, & plenty of blisters.
His name is on the list of artists on ernie ball strings soooo Im guessing them
@@Akeldama9 When it comes to the DJENT lifestyle you must commit
😂😂😎🤘🏻
@@Akeldama9 at that point i would play them to they're dead lol.
You keep pushing the boundaries Jarvin💀
Best (serious) video he ever made and the music is really fresh which, given the limitation of Jent, is an accomplishment in itself
Bro it's Jaden come on
@@vallabhsivaprasad it's actually Janet
Pls do a shred war and just play 035
as do you rhamud
If this trend continues I’m going to start buying shares in string companies
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening shock
@@AxxLAfriku heroin a hell of a drug
@@AxxLAfriku stop no one cares
AxxL right on
“so, what’s the tuning of this song?”
*drop æ*
It'd rather b drop Z
"so whats the tuning?"
"no"
Drop あ
2021 : drop æ is a thing.
Drop Ye
Before the 2020s: "Cool, old furniture, lets turn it into a guitar"
After the 2020s: "Wow, look at that well-used 30-string guitar, lets craft a bed out of it"
oh how the turntables...
How many strings does this one has?
@@Cool-Ero 20 I believe
Pretty impressive.... great track and VERY nicely filmed and edited. Well done and respect to you and the team!
Agreed. I also enjoyed the one token string retainer on the headstock :-)
Stimme dir zu, Henning :)
What team
@@zymonx5624 washington football
Came here to say this, but couldn’t have said it better lol
This is Jared saying "I can stop whenever I want"
Jared: pulls out another 20 string guitar
*Stevie T has entered the chat*
21 string*
Monster energy 21 string surfboard
Dr.Pepper enters the chat
Davie 504 : Guess I must beat my own record again
Why do people keep saying 21 string? It's 20, 9 on top, 3 on the hook, and 8 on bottom. 9+3+8=20
“I know not the amount of strings the guitars of Djent 2021 will have, but I know the guitars of Djent 2022 will have 6 strings”-Albert Einstein
*Djentstein
This is brilliant
32” scale baritone has entered the chat.
Lmaoooooooo
@@iddqddoom4729 I second that. Brilliant.
Stevie: makes a 21 string variant and puts the the Baja Blast logo on it to one up Jared 😂
We'll have a "Djent War 2: Electric Boogaloo."
Nah Stevie would put the Diet Pepsi logo on it
I sense another Djent battle arising!
it would just work with twinkies. such a softy, but would survive a nuclear blast like a cockroach
Baja blast yaaaaaaas
Bloody hell! Hahaha
If hulk were a guitar...
'Bea, you HAVE to play it ... the world must know what YOU can do with it ...
Now just need a few soda themed pedals. Dr. Pepinyourstep maybe?
Man I want to hear this played through your rig.
Minus points for not using a dorito as a pick.
i need to see this now
Yes the guitars whacky. Yes you're a great musician. Can we just acknowledge that the cinematography in this video, even done somewhat in jest, is really impressive.
Jared looks like he's playing the most metal Harpejji ever.
Harpedji
Ah. A man of musical culture I see
Had to add the 420th like to make it extra dank
Curtis loew for 2021.
Harpedjent
I hate that this is actually one of Jareds best Djent songs.
I 100% agree with you. Might be his best song to date.
His song writing had been getting better lately, overall he seems like he’s actually starting to improve. Hopefully he keeps doing what he’s doing
3:11 legitimately goes hard
I love it
Someone stop this man he's reaching guitar levels that are too dangerous for one man
Well he is the djent god soooooo.....
no he should stop any mortal man from using this guitar
🤣
Ichika Nito in a nutshell
200th like
3:11 literally hand sweeping
Now why would you go and Mtn Do this to us Jared?
Yeee dickey
stop
Who mans is this
Want to upvote this but its already on 69 likes...
The door
HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE'S DJ-ING AT THIS POINT😂
That's why it's called Dj-ent 🤔
Acustic dj
Yeah looks like steel guitar lol
Might as well be. Although dj-ing is harder than djenting. Such a minimalistic genre
Duh-jaying
Therapist: Mountain Djent isn't real, it can't hurt you
Mountain Djent:
Mountain Djew
@@SSSnake420 yeah still a sick name
Mountain djent sounds like a death metal/country cross over genre
Factory: How many strings?
Jared: Yes.
@@SSSnake420 Mountain Djew: Do the DJEW
looks like he's playing a Japanese koto (Chinese guzheng)
Might as well be at that point.
All he needs is the little finger picks and it’s pretty much
I thought of that as well
It really reminds me of this instrument called "kantele" in Finnish or "kannel" in Estonian. The koto/guzheng thing did cross my mind as well.
The truss rod on that is probably stronger than my spine.
Yes, all 7 of them for sure
Probably bigger than my spine too.
@@lka1988 yeah, I was thinking of that after the comment. There's probably multiple truss-rods.
Instead of Stew Mac or Warmoth, they probably sourced the truss rod from rebar
Def stronger than my spine, I'm missing a disc lmao
Jared: Gets a 20-string and actually manages to play the damn thing
Me: *Cries in lap steel*
@Golden Junkie I stand corrected. Thanks!
@Golden Junkie its a 20 string... 9 on top, 3 on the hook, then 8 on the bottom...
me: *cries in 0-3-5*
@@ev-sn7dh lol!
@@tannersparrow5588 Dammit... I knew I had it right the first time ^ ^
This HAS GOT to be the music for a commercial for Mountain Dew
Jared does have the look that makes him seem like "the" very guy that a massive Mountain Dew guitar would be made for.
Jared's like, "This 20 string neck is too wide to play normally."
Yeah it’s surprisingly huge compared to the 18 string if you look at it. But I think this was just a cool way to film the song
It really is tho lmfao
I don’t even think it’s a guitar anymore, he got a westernized koto with a GODDAMN MOUNTAIN DEW LOGO
@@squishy2229 next stop is a keytar but there’s mandolin strings on it so there will be 50 SOMETHING STRINGS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
Chat ,,Hey Djared what’s the tuning?“
Djared: ,,A,b,c,d,e,f,g...“
H, I, j, k, l, m, n, o, p :)
The z string is my favorite
Whoa your joke is so original
@@samcree3051 q,r,s,t,u,v
@@The_Real_Tom_Ball w, x, y, z :)
Imagine if they put this in one of their commercials.
I can see stevie making a video on that
MOUNTAIN DEW GIVES YOU ENOUGH ENERGY TO DO STUFF LIKE ..... PLAY THE MOUNTAIN DJENTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They will probably
With soundtrack by me.
All memes and jokes aside. This is nothing short of extraordinarily impressive
Seriously. I want a whole album played with this godly guitar
If this is not used in a Mtn Dew commercial I'll be disappointed
The secret is... that this is the commercial :D
pog?
He probably got sponsored by mountain dew
You bury the 18 string just to make it worse 😂
Na, this is that 18 string, he got the Solomon grundy treatment
It's a 20 string like Stevie T's
@@twentyfourtythree1190 I immediately thought
he got himself a 20 string before he opened it up
I could have sworn that he and Stevie T auctioned those guitars off for the charity Guitars for Kids.
I think you mean BETTER
Guitar history has come full circle. We’ve advanced so far that we’ve come back to lap steel. Good god
More like Harp lol
thats what im sayin
*piano
@@ohshoot444 more like gusli idk how such type of instrument named on english
Ugro pnz I’ll have to look that up
If aliens find one instrument I hope it’s this one.
The aliens gave him this instrument.
That guy from Rest in peace album of Dave😁
That guitar is a thick boi! Damn!
YO it is the shout out boy. I am you got that shout out, because you make some great content.
@@mathiasandersen3762 I guess that's my name now 😅 I'm not mad about it
@@SoyanOsman I am glad a guitarist got a boost
150k+ subs now well done man!
Thicc*
Imagine sending this to a guitar tech to set up and intonate
Imagine if that poor guy has one fixed price for all guitars
@@heikkiaho6605 that's just a bad business model lol...I'd bring him nothing but Floyd Roses
I’m just imaging that scene from Scanners where the guy’s head explodes.
@@georgecoley9514 Having just intonated a Floyd Rose for the first time myself, WITHOUT "The Key" might I add... well that would just be cruel!
@@georgecoley9514
That's just cold
Let's not forget Jared started this "Djent+year" series putting 6 E strings on his old Ibanez and making noise. The composition is actually good, that's impressive.
3 million subs special: The reveal of Jared's hairline.
He already did long ago
nah, hairline djent
Guitar Companies: *exist*
Jared: Hey, so can you guys make me a 50 string banjo guitar mandolin?
GUITANJOLIN
@@launchpadplays Whelp, now this needs to exist.
@@Brunnen_Gee can we get Jared to convince Yamaha to make a Grand Piano...with giant whammy bar???
You saved 2021 \m/
No. He started it.
Started and ended. If this was the only fruit of 2021, I could leave this earth happily😂
Rob Chappers!
Holy crap it’s rob chapman!
Yes know Rob Chapman is here. Love the ghost fret by the way.
I hope this doesn’t mean Stevie T will have a Diet Pepsi coming out soon
Lmao but that should happen at this point
I sure hope it does
I hope it does...let battle commence...AGAIN!
Mountain Dew vs Sprite 🤣
I 100% hope it does
That’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard, surprisingly
Plot twist : all of this to prevent people to tag him on a meme.
Yeah, that's what his joke at the end means.
And the thing is, people will now tag him even more just to screw with him 🤣
Jared just played one of his best songs yet...on a mountain dew guitar. The line between art and meme is perfect at this point
Okay so now Stevie needs a Doritos guitar and we have another djent battle hopefully 😂
Mountain djent vs djentritos
We mortals cant handle that kind of power
Stevie is a dedjenerate.
if they do that all living things would have to get the hell out of there
Pepsico once they realise they own both of the meme foods: stonks
New genre:
MLG:DJENT
Friend: “Where on earth did you get this?”
Me: “Well remember my old living room coffee table?”
Guitar maker: how many strings does it need?
Jared: Yes
Definitely haven't been hearing enough of this joke for the last three years.
Internet: how many times are you going to post shitty meme comments
Crossvaderdj: yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
This actually sounds sick. I would listen to this easily all day.
Nice pfp fellow nekopara enjoyer
@@TemkaUwU :^)
Imagine James Hetfeild play Sad But True with that.
Edit: tanks for all the likes guys
Djent but true
Djent and destroy
Creeping djent
@@offst8ge djent the lighting
Master of djents
idk who to give more props; the person who built that monster OR the person who had the patience equivalent of Mother Theresa to INTONATE it...and then Jared gets 3rd place for tuning and composing actual music on it.
Jared..ur videos have gotten me through a really rough time in my life and got me back to playing guitar again I'm currently a recovering addict in rehab and watching your videos and the Dickie dines stuff as well really puts a smile on my face and brightens my day.. keep making the world a better place bro
Ayo what geetar u have
Hello wonderful person! Glad to hear you are on the road to recovery! Keep playing and keep those gears turning, bro. Renember, there is always someone that YOU can make a difference for. You are loved. ,🤟🖖🤙
This is literally the image I have of God creating the Universe.
Underrated comment
Scrolled down to far for this 😂
Can't be the only one that wants Jared to take it to a guitar store and ask them to restring it
It's more beautiful than I could have ever imagined... 😭
Only a matter of time before we get a RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS guitar
Somebody call @66Samus
21 Strings with floyd rose.
God please delete this before they see this
Can we take a moment and appreciate how much happier Jared seems now that he's sober. I love seeing a smile on your face @jareddines you are an inspiration to all. Keep your head up ❤
Did he had an alc problem?
What the hell? Did somebody ever mention a substance abuse problem in Jared's case?
Did he have an addiction?
Nani?
What was he addicted to? Opiates? I can picture either a pain pill addiction or someone who went from social drinker to accidental alcoholic
I was gonna say "Mountain Djew",but that just sounds like something completely different 🤔
Mountain Jew
Small hat
So Kyle Broflovski?
Givin off some absurdistan vibes
@@saarjochum9349 good reference lol 👌
I'm very honored that you hired me to do the logo for it. Much love. ❤
@Paranoid Drummer I used to tho
@Paranoid Drummer plus I still have to change it
"War. War never changes."
*Stevie T and Davie504 have entered the chat
At this point, they could all play the thing at once.
I think a line is drawn and we now know the djent king of mt dew
Ok now play this while drinking mountain dew
"Mom, can you buy me a piano?"
"We've got a piano at home"
The piano at home:
This is better
@@Fawnsaffron ikr
This is way cooler
Literally my keyboardist plays guitar on his lap like this. If not, he can't play with a pick lol.
The most impressive part is that he can replicate the sound of a drum set on a guitar
Which part?
Djeff Healey vibes ( _will anyone get that_ ?)
I watched Roadhouse. I know the deal.
How about a post of your own R.J.? I look forward to the notification. ;-)
Hahaha playing some blue Djean blues perhaps?
Djeff Beck approved.
Yes! Lol
I imagine Stevie T just crapped himself watching this.
He's gonna get a Pepsi guitar now
@@crunked6674 nah gotta be a doritos guitar
@@ChriSX13 hell yeah
Surge guitar
@@crunked6674 mountain and dew and Pepsi are in the same company
The look on the roadies face when he has to tune this between songs..
Jared: stop tagging me in the meme
Everyone: no
That is the most extreme passive aggressive way to get people to stop sending you a meme. Love it!
I love how useable it is when laid down like that, actually really sick
This sounded crazy
Now you need to play this on the top of a mountain while drinking a can of Mountain Dew.
I'm deeply concerned by how much I unironically liked this composition and filming
Are they making one with a Floyd Rose? Imagine tuning and setting up.
3 floating bridges all attached to each other? Tuned up it should be good to go by 2022
1:51 Harmonics caught me completely off guard. So beautiful
Now imagine if that thing had a giant Floyd Rose tremolo system. That makes me sick just thinking about it.
Tune one string then you gotta Uber to the other side
My God I just shudder at the thought. That’s a 6 month job easy
Probably make every volcano in the Pacific Rim erupt...and Yellowstone too for good measure...
You're a very sick person to even mention anything horrendous like that ....
This actually sounded way better than I anticipated.
So we not gonna talk about how the unboxing went.
That unboxing did not bode well with my slight OCD😂
Davie's Incoming 69 string bass be like:
"Weak creatures"
They have yet to get anywhere near Davie's 36 string bass.
I DESIGNED A GRAND PIANO....with a gigantic (and weighted) WHAMMY BAR!!
Andrew WK told me that if he ever got famous, he'd have this built, but then he got famous and didn't build it! (Jared should contact Yamaha and say "LET'S DO A PIANO WITH GIANT WHAMMY BAR!")
@@20cmusic Davie: 😡
I’m still waiting for that epic 69 bass
69 likes, epico
I think we can safely say the horse is undead at this point lmaooo
th-cam.com/video/6hlUKj42nYo/w-d-xo.html lol
Thats metal
imagine doom soundtracks with this guitar🤤
Stevie is going to make a 21 string Pepsi variant just watch.
Pepsi max with 0 calories version.
Mountain Dew is owned by Pepsi, Stevie would need a Coke one
Sprite💪
I showed this to my Chinese partner and she thought Jared was playing a Guzheng 😆
Nice to see you here!
LOL!
Fun fact: the lowest string was actually a cable taken from the cable car system at a local ski resort
I'm just waiting for the day that someone gets something like this and has the realization 'Oh its just a heavy metal lap harp'
I've never heard of this meme, but this was one of the best sounding excessively stringed guitars.
You can make the cheapest of guitars sound good with recording software and eq's. You don't know how it really sounds. Not unless you've been in the same room with it or played it yourself. Then there is TH-cam compression and your computer/tablet/whatever your listening to it through. The rig you would need with all that low end also. For 8 strings and up you need a bass cab in your rig just to handle the low end so it doesn't sound like mud (and there is no fixing it using just a guitar cab). It can sound like those guys with the car stereos that's nothing but bass just bottomed out speakers a buzzy distorted mess.
This better be in the next Mountain Dew Superbowl commercial
Imagine when Jared has to replace the strings on this beast.
Jared: *Goes to Guitar Center* Yeah, I need guitar strings.
Salesman: How many?
Jared: Your entire stock.
You don’t know how much I needed this to happen... I was trying to match the lyrics for “ Does it Djent”. Thank you 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
The way you're playing this mountain makes you look like a DJentleman, DJared.
Russians made something like this several hundred years ago, and called - "Gusli" !
джент на гуслях я бы послушал))
Kind of. Gusli chords are made by muting open strings rather than pushing strings against frets. If you're comparing it to older instruments it's more like a fretted, "bridgeless" guzheng or koto. But if we're talking more modern instruments it's sort of played like a harpeji with added open strings.
But I love the gusli. More people should know about it. It's a really underrated instrument.
Wet and gusli!
Your Gusli is just a Zither, an even older german instrument.
Хуюсли!
Who else gets a Mick Gordon Doom soundtrack vibe from that low string
I wonder if companies are going to start mass producing this kind of “guitar” this is an entirely new instrument
Yes please
"When does a guitar become a Koto?" Has never been more relevant as a question.
Hahaha
It’s like he’s unboxing an alien.
😂😀 I agree
It's so mysterious
Its like he's unboxing michael jackson!
@@enigma1247 lol!!
I thought you died Michael
I agree hee heee
when you like guitar, but your parents forced you to learn piano
Where is that Howard Jones collab we need a demo, i know it's going to be sick
Jokes aside, can we all just acknowledge how purely awesome this is?! This Channel has had such a journey
My girlfriend saw this and said he looks like he's DJing
DJ ent
I can’t wait for the Jared vs Stevie T sequel:
Stevie T: “We made a pact! We were supposed to leave the past buried!”
JD: “I couldn’t resist the memes. I had to...
*Sunglasses*
...Do the Dew.”
Pay his Dews
Next thing we know Dr Pepper will come out with a 36 string guitar and ask Stevie T to be the axeman
@@ShadowHuayra Not Pepsi?! 😂
It will be a 3 way battle with Rob Scallon and whatever classical instrument that he will choose.
It looks like russian national instument, named "Гусли"