I'm just picturing a multiverse full of Velvet versions of spice driads. This one is afraid of pumpkin spice. A vanilla orchid afraid of pound cake. A cinnamon dryad afraid of cinamon rolls. Think of the possibilities.
Ok so this has nothing to do with anything but i have a story on wattpad called "Weed Wacker (Demo)" and theres also a pumpkin farm girl, with a southern accent, in it, and im just imagining both her and this pumpkin girl met😂 Also great audio, the audios give me the joy i need after the hard couple of days🎉🎉❤
_Hallo Hallo, brain of tallow,_ _Guts are gone, noggin's hollow._ _Seeking sweets and marshing mallows,_ _Watch your back, and your candy sack._ -Listener, T-posing over her
This is not at all what I expected, and it is easily the funniest ASMR video I've ever seen. My head is also SPINNING over the implications of a world that has magical creatures - including sentient pumpkins - but still has Bugs Bunny of all things.
I freaking LOVE reverse isekai stories! And because Halloween is coming up we get a Pumpking Dryad??? She looks super adorable! I shall protect her with my life! You spoil us Vanilla! ^_^
Gods, this one had me in stitches. I'm sure I've made one or two more co-workers think I'm crazier than they already did. 😂 Thank you for the fantastic audio Vel. Did not expect being able to send this character back to their world, or being a for real magic user 👍
This pumpkin has a flair for the dramatics, and a bit of the catastrophizing. No one wants to hear their pumpkin screaming when we crave it. Fun story Ms. Velvet. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
Just when I thought I’d seen the depths of how deliciously cheesy you can be, you pull out a shovel and dig even deeper to reach Looney Tunes levels of deliciously cheesy. Great work as always Pumpkin Spice Velvet!
Hmm… according to these tags, she is adorable and she must be protected. Also according to these tags, She must be loved. For the good her happiness, I shall do so.
… wait how does she know about Bugs Bunny? Isn’t she from a fantasy world? because if they have TV in that isekai world fuck this shit I’m out, I want to go with XD
I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for the pumpkin dryad. If she ever came into my world, I would protect her. Anyway, this audio was great. I enjoyed it.
Being isekai'd and being a pumpkin during Halloween gotta be the scariest thing ever 😭 it's like being a Turkey during thanksgiving
Hush that's probably going to be the next video my money's on a harpy
South Park Turkey Braveheart
Meh if your not a jackass you can make it out
@@dravenrogers7040 Mines on a zodiac 😏
Being isekaed as watermalon in beach episode (smash the watermalon)
"You no doubt have plans for my flesh..."
...I suppose that's one way of putting it.
The language in this one is just wonderfully melodramatic!
Don’t change subjects now.
The level of agony and despair from Pumpkin Spice Velvet Audio’s performance is only rivaled by Ling from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Genuinely goated reference 🔥
WeeoooWeeeooo CHOSEN WAN
My finger points!!
Absolutely fantastic
the way she screamed “a costume?!” broke me 😂
It's the seeds part for me!
The vegans...and their SALADS!
Truly they are a threat to all that is good and leafy and green.
I watched as they devoured them… the screams. (I release a shaky breath as I stare off into the distance)
"Vegetarians everywhere...! No! Stop! THAT'S MY FACE!"
I'm just picturing a multiverse full of Velvet versions of spice driads. This one is afraid of pumpkin spice. A vanilla orchid afraid of pound cake. A cinnamon dryad afraid of cinamon rolls. Think of the possibilities.
💚🎃 She's such a precious pumpkin, can't wait to see her again hopefully under better circumstances.💚
Hello there, would you like to sign my petition to rename this channel to Pumpkin Spice Velvet?
Pumpkin spice, now I’m getting,…. Hungry
NooOOoooOO 🎃
Hello there, would you like to sign my petition to rename this channel to Pumpkin Spice Velvet?
The sheer melodrama of this one is done perfectly, you sold it so well
When you're rescuing a pumpkin dryad from... really not much of anything, you've got to remember to Stay Hydrated!
"I've heard it on the rosemary and crime podcast" 😂😭 This is way too good
The pea-podcast no less!
"I bet you say to all the gourds" slayed me
It's audios like these that make me wish the girl in the thumbnail was also in the video. I need to see this Typumkin's face the whole way through.
This performance deserves it's own award, the Oscar would not be worthy of this
"Don't play duuuumb"
Yes... playing 0_o
Also man she's heard some dark things
Was a cute and sweet audio. Great fun!
She’s watched enough **Offbrand** anime to know where this is going.
Oh No, im just a Widdle Goblin- I Mean Pumpkin, don't hurt meeeed
OH GOD TWITTER WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THAT PUMPKIN.
I absolutely loved the comedy in this one. A secondary location 😂
You know, for being plant based, you were delightfully Hammy!
Ok so this has nothing to do with anything but i have a story on wattpad called "Weed Wacker (Demo)" and theres also a pumpkin farm girl, with a southern accent, in it, and im just imagining both her and this pumpkin girl met😂
Also great audio, the audios give me the joy i need after the hard couple of days🎉🎉❤
_Hallo Hallo, brain of tallow,_
_Guts are gone, noggin's hollow._
_Seeking sweets and marshing mallows,_
_Watch your back, and your candy sack._
-Listener, T-posing over her
Fork thinks this is the most interesting concept he's heard yet. You caught him off guard but very nice.
1:53 - i just can't.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Velvet I hope you had as much fun making this as I had watching it. Thank you.
This is not at all what I expected, and it is easily the funniest ASMR video I've ever seen.
My head is also SPINNING over the implications of a world that has magical creatures - including sentient pumpkins - but still has Bugs Bunny of all things.
This joyously, and hysterically worm-holed me back to "The Sad Pumpkin" with Raggedy Ann and Andy cartoon special from my childhood.
This is really funny.
"shhhh its ok buddy i got you can hangnout with me lucky you i dont eat vegies no matter how much my cosin says there good"
This audio was fantastic! Excellent work as always, Velvet!!
I freaking LOVE reverse isekai stories! And because Halloween is coming up we get a Pumpking Dryad??? She looks super adorable! I shall protect her with my life! You spoil us Vanilla! ^_^
DO NOT THE CALIFLOWER!!!!
Oh my gourd!!!! Lol
Thank you for always bringing the laughs 😊
Omg i cant wait to listen to this i already love her
I love her already
This was a super wholesome and amazing. You never fail to bring your characters to life Vanilla, and hopefully you are having a good day.🙂🧡
Gods, this one had me in stitches. I'm sure I've made one or two more co-workers think I'm crazier than they already did. 😂
Thank you for the fantastic audio Vel. Did not expect being able to send this character back to their world, or being a for real magic user 👍
You really know how to guilt me for eating plants, and it’s working. 😂
I'll name her The Great Pumpkin.
This pumpkin has a flair for the dramatics, and a bit of the catastrophizing. No one wants to hear their pumpkin screaming when we crave it. Fun story Ms. Velvet. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
This is insanely well done holy crap my sides hurt
Maybes the funnyest VA Videos i've ever seen and incredibly well played!
Ah, so this is where the legend of the Great Pumpkin came from.
Great video as always 😎 🎃
how are you so funny??xd the great carving! genius!
Now that my cat has calmed down, this is maybe the best thing I've ever heard
Just when I thought I’d seen the depths of how deliciously cheesy you can be, you pull out a shovel and dig even deeper to reach Looney Tunes levels of deliciously cheesy.
Great work as always Pumpkin Spice Velvet!
4:39 This Delivery is Golden!
This was absolutely fantastic! 🥰😁☺️
Hmm… according to these tags, she is adorable and she must be protected. Also according to these tags, She must be loved.
For the good her happiness, I shall do so.
After this ASMR, I’m never going to look at pumpkins the same way again
That was phenomenal!:)
Just hope she doesn't find the pile of 50 pie pumpkins sitting in my garage waiting to get turned into holiday snacks
Very cute and nice 🖤🖤🧡🧡
I work nights, nearly spat out my coffee at the "Oooooh.... Bleh!" 😂 2:00
This is extremely good but my cat went absolutely nuts trying to find the kitty in trouble in the first two minutes!
Oh man your's is just the best content!
That's not what I expected the great pumpkin to look like but I'm not complaining.
Some pumpkins are dramatic af, but wait until she sees her cousins in the yard.
I expect to hear some off key singing of my generosity when she returns next year.
This is so very funny 😅
Amazing audio
Needs part two next year!!!!!
I like the spooky month ASMR's
… wait how does she know about Bugs Bunny? Isn’t she from a fantasy world? because if they have TV in that isekai world fuck this shit I’m out, I want to go with XD
4:38 “you're going to roast my seeds!"
There's a perfectly good fertilization joke waiting in the chamber. But I think I'll let it go 😋
That was Awesome!
😂
A pumpkin that I don't need to carve to see a design nice
while amusing, how did she even know what a pumpkin spice latte is to be freaked out about? Same for knowing who Bugs Bunny is
Omg I laughed so much. Made my night.
Oh wonderful
I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for the pumpkin dryad. If she ever came into my world, I would protect her. Anyway, this audio was great. I enjoyed it.
Ima make pumpkin bars
I’m surprised that her world has pumpkin spice lattes as well.
Oh Dear A pumpkin Dryad At This Time Of year 😮 21:38
Amazing audio!!!
that "blegh" killed me LOL
7:55 A miracle, A miracle he has made the bush fruitful by his word they've brought forth Juniper berries
adorable
NOT HER SEEDS!
this is cute ngl
It's ok you're safe with me.
I don't like Pumpkin Spice anyway!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Best part of a Velvet Video is reading the absolute mess that is the Audio Tags
"I plan't believe it!" 🤣
Woman you need to put comedy in there cuz damn i am dying
3:20 yeah , regardless of the situation I would have and did bust out laughing.
I love your cute voice
W-nk Wizards vegetable patch is awfully chatty this year
Lovely
1:53
Laios : ".......You gonna eat that Dryad?"
3:24 I couldn’t contain myself!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Cute 🎃🧡
This had me dying 🤣 😂
Plus, I'm a dragon. We don't eat pumpkins. Also, I like sweet potato pie far better.
Out of curiosity how many retakes did you have to do for this 😂😂😂
Wait ... pumpkin casserole is a thing ?
Old Midwestern proverb: If you've got a casserole dish, baby, anything can be a casserole.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'll keep that in mind
The way she reacts is how I react to yanderes
I don't like the taste of pumpkin. Whether it be pumpkin pie or pumpkin spice, I won't eat it.
We can all agree that we will not and shall not talk about pumpkin carving
Bugsbunny is known in other worlds…crazy
Never realised how scary life is for vegetation
Its funny to think that to them, buggs bunny could be a horror movie to them 🤣🤣
This was VERY funny.
I wonder if Pumpkin Dryads view “The Great British Bake-off” or “The Great American Baking Show” as a horror TV series?