I'm just picturing a multiverse full of Velvet versions of spice driads. This one is afraid of pumpkin spice. A vanilla orchid afraid of pound cake. A cinnamon dryad afraid of cinamon rolls. Think of the possibilities.
Just when I thought I’d seen the depths of how deliciously cheesy you can be, you pull out a shovel and dig even deeper to reach Looney Tunes levels of deliciously cheesy. Great work as always Pumpkin Spice Velvet!
Ok so this has nothing to do with anything but i have a story on wattpad called "Weed Wacker (Demo)" and theres also a pumpkin farm girl, with a southern accent, in it, and im just imagining both her and this pumpkin girl met😂 Also great audio, the audios give me the joy i need after the hard couple of days🎉🎉❤
Gods, this one had me in stitches. I'm sure I've made one or two more co-workers think I'm crazier than they already did. 😂 Thank you for the fantastic audio Vel. Did not expect being able to send this character back to their world, or being a for real magic user 👍
… wait how does she know about Bugs Bunny? Isn’t she from a fantasy world? because if they have TV in that isekai world fuck this shit I’m out, I want to go with XD
I freaking LOVE reverse isekai stories! And because Halloween is coming up we get a Pumpking Dryad??? She looks super adorable! I shall protect her with my life! You spoil us Vanilla! ^_^
_Hallo Hallo, brain of tallow,_ _Guts are gone, noggin's hollow._ _Seeking sweets and marshing mallows,_ _Watch your back, and your candy sack._ -Listener, T-posing over her
This pumpkin has a flair for the dramatics, and a bit of the catastrophizing. No one wants to hear their pumpkin screaming when we crave it. Fun story Ms. Velvet. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
Hmm… according to these tags, she is adorable and she must be protected. Also according to these tags, She must be loved. For the good her happiness, I shall do so.
I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for the pumpkin dryad. If she ever came into my world, I would protect her. Anyway, this audio was great. I enjoyed it.
I feel her situation so much. It takes me back to that time I got reincarnated as Yamcha and used my extensive knowledge of Dragon Ball's lore to survive and make it through the story. I even went to train on Namek with Nail and helped defeat Vegeta by pretending Beerus was behind him. There was this other dude who'd been reincarnated as Chaozu; turned out he was my biggest rival and wanted me dead. Good times. Told some dude called Dragon Garrow Lee about it and he turned it into a manga. Also, I love how absolutely repulsed and horrified she is by standard western human culture and practices. She'd be safe at my place; instead of Halloween, I celebrate Protestant Reformation Day and my fifth great grandpa's birthday. Rather than jack-o-lanterns, costumes, candy, and pagan history, she'd find a bunch of books on Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Knox, 12th great grandpa Oliver Cromwell (No hard feelings for his conflict with your Irish ancestors, Vel?), and other great theological reformers. Hope she doesn't mind the Geneva Bible!
*Blub blub blub* said the coffee machine, as I await for my sugary pumpkin spice coffee. ☕ And the oven was hot, while baking me a pie, a delicious pumpkin pie. 🥧 In all honesty I don't understand the whole deal with puttin pumpkin in everything. It tastes bad, really really bad.
Being isekai'd and being a pumpkin during Halloween gotta be the scariest thing ever 😭 it's like being a Turkey during thanksgiving
Hush that's probably going to be the next video my money's on a harpy
South Park Turkey Braveheart
Meh if your not a jackass you can make it out
@@dravenrogers7040 Mines on a zodiac 😏
Being isekaed as watermalon in beach episode (smash the watermalon)
The level of agony and despair from Pumpkin Spice Velvet Audio’s performance is only rivaled by Ling from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Genuinely goated reference 🔥
WeeoooWeeeooo CHOSEN WAN
My finger points!!
Absolutely fantastic
The vegans...and their SALADS!
Truly they are a threat to all that is good and leafy and green.
I watched as they devoured them… the screams. (I release a shaky breath as I stare off into the distance)
"Vegetarians everywhere...! No! Stop! THAT'S MY FACE!"
the way she screamed “a costume?!” broke me 😂
When you're rescuing a pumpkin dryad from... really not much of anything, you've got to remember to Stay Hydrated!
Pumpkin spice, now I’m getting,…. Hungry
NooOOoooOO 🎃
Hello there, would you like to sign my petition to rename this channel to Pumpkin Spice Velvet?
I'm just picturing a multiverse full of Velvet versions of spice driads. This one is afraid of pumpkin spice. A vanilla orchid afraid of pound cake. A cinnamon dryad afraid of cinamon rolls. Think of the possibilities.
"I've heard it on the rosemary and crime podcast" 😂😭 This is way too good
💚🎃 She's such a precious pumpkin, can't wait to see her again hopefully under better circumstances.💚
Hello there, would you like to sign my petition to rename this channel to Pumpkin Spice Velvet?
This performance deserves it's own award, the Oscar would not be worthy of this
"Don't play duuuumb"
Yes... playing 0_o
Also man she's heard some dark things
Was a cute and sweet audio. Great fun!
She’s watched enough **Offbrand** anime to know where this is going.
"I bet you say to all the gourds" slayed me
4:38 “you're going to roast my seeds!"
There's a perfectly good fertilization joke waiting in the chamber. But I think I'll let it go 😋
Velvet I hope you had as much fun making this as I had watching it. Thank you.
I absolutely loved the comedy in this one. A secondary location 😂
This joyously, and hysterically worm-holed me back to "The Sad Pumpkin" with Raggedy Ann and Andy cartoon special from my childhood.
It's audios like these that make me wish the girl in the thumbnail was also in the video. I need to see this Typumkin's face the whole way through.
Oh No, im just a Widdle Goblin- I Mean Pumpkin, don't hurt meeeed
Just when I thought I’d seen the depths of how deliciously cheesy you can be, you pull out a shovel and dig even deeper to reach Looney Tunes levels of deliciously cheesy.
Great work as always Pumpkin Spice Velvet!
"shhhh its ok buddy i got you can hangnout with me lucky you i dont eat vegies no matter how much my cosin says there good"
I'll name her The Great Pumpkin.
You know, for being plant based, you were delightfully Hammy!
Fork thinks this is the most interesting concept he's heard yet. You caught him off guard but very nice.
I love her already
Now that my cat has calmed down, this is maybe the best thing I've ever heard
Ok so this has nothing to do with anything but i have a story on wattpad called "Weed Wacker (Demo)" and theres also a pumpkin farm girl, with a southern accent, in it, and im just imagining both her and this pumpkin girl met😂
Also great audio, the audios give me the joy i need after the hard couple of days🎉🎉❤
Gods, this one had me in stitches. I'm sure I've made one or two more co-workers think I'm crazier than they already did. 😂
Thank you for the fantastic audio Vel. Did not expect being able to send this character back to their world, or being a for real magic user 👍
Oh my gourd!!!! Lol
Thank you for always bringing the laughs 😊
4:39 This Delivery is Golden!
… wait how does she know about Bugs Bunny? Isn’t she from a fantasy world? because if they have TV in that isekai world fuck this shit I’m out, I want to go with XD
This was a super wholesome and amazing. You never fail to bring your characters to life Vanilla, and hopefully you are having a good day.🙂🧡
I freaking LOVE reverse isekai stories! And because Halloween is coming up we get a Pumpking Dryad??? She looks super adorable! I shall protect her with my life! You spoil us Vanilla! ^_^
_Hallo Hallo, brain of tallow,_
_Guts are gone, noggin's hollow._
_Seeking sweets and marshing mallows,_
_Watch your back, and your candy sack._
-Listener, T-posing over her
You really know how to guilt me for eating plants, and it’s working. 😂
After this ASMR, I’m never going to look at pumpkins the same way again
Oh wonderful
Omg i cant wait to listen to this i already love her
This was absolutely fantastic! 🥰😁☺️
Ah, so this is where the legend of the Great Pumpkin came from.
7:55 A miracle, A miracle he has made the bush fruitful by his word they've brought forth Juniper berries
This is extremely good but my cat went absolutely nuts trying to find the kitty in trouble in the first two minutes!
Some pumpkins are dramatic af, but wait until she sees her cousins in the yard.
This pumpkin has a flair for the dramatics, and a bit of the catastrophizing. No one wants to hear their pumpkin screaming when we crave it. Fun story Ms. Velvet. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
this is cute ngl
NOT HER SEEDS!
adorable
That was phenomenal!:)
This precious pumpkin dryad must be protected.
while amusing, how did she even know what a pumpkin spice latte is to be freaked out about? Same for knowing who Bugs Bunny is
Hmm… according to these tags, she is adorable and she must be protected. Also according to these tags, She must be loved.
For the good her happiness, I shall do so.
That was Awesome!
😂
I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for the pumpkin dryad. If she ever came into my world, I would protect her. Anyway, this audio was great. I enjoyed it.
Ima make pumpkin bars
Oh man your's is just the best content!
Omg I laughed so much. Made my night.
1:53
Laios : ".......You gonna eat that Dryad?"
Amazing audio!!!
That's not what I expected the great pumpkin to look like but I'm not complaining.
Lovely
I work nights, nearly spat out my coffee at the "Oooooh.... Bleh!" 😂 2:00
I like the spooky month ASMR's
I feel her situation so much. It takes me back to that time I got reincarnated as Yamcha and used my extensive knowledge of Dragon Ball's lore to survive and make it through the story. I even went to train on Namek with Nail and helped defeat Vegeta by pretending Beerus was behind him. There was this other dude who'd been reincarnated as Chaozu; turned out he was my biggest rival and wanted me dead. Good times. Told some dude called Dragon Garrow Lee about it and he turned it into a manga.
Also, I love how absolutely repulsed and horrified she is by standard western human culture and practices. She'd be safe at my place; instead of Halloween, I celebrate Protestant Reformation Day and my fifth great grandpa's birthday. Rather than jack-o-lanterns, costumes, candy, and pagan history, she'd find a bunch of books on Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Knox, 12th great grandpa Oliver Cromwell (No hard feelings for his conflict with your Irish ancestors, Vel?), and other great theological reformers. Hope she doesn't mind the Geneva Bible!
OH GOD TWITTER WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THAT PUMPKIN.
1:53 - i just can't.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just hope she doesn't find the pile of 50 pie pumpkins sitting in my garage waiting to get turned into holiday snacks
Never realised how scary life is for vegetation
A pumpkin that I don't need to carve to see a design nice
The way she reacts is how I react to yanderes
Very cute and nice 🖤🖤🧡🧡
Cute 🎃🧡
We can all agree that we will not and shall not talk about pumpkin carving
Is she a literal pumpkin in this scenario or does she look like the pic in the thumbnail?
Its funny to think that to them, buggs bunny could be a horror movie to them 🤣🤣
It's ok you're safe with me.
I don't like Pumpkin Spice anyway!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
If I found her I woulda been like “tf is wrong with her?” 😭 so cute
I wonder if Pumpkin Dryads view “The Great British Bake-off” or “The Great American Baking Show” as a horror TV series?
Best part of a Velvet Video is reading the absolute mess that is the Audio Tags
Woman you need to put comedy in there cuz damn i am dying
This was VERY funny.
The bleh reminds me of the memes long ago the Hotel Transylvania "i dont say bleh bleh bleh"
I’m surprised that her world has pumpkin spice lattes as well.
*Blub blub blub* said the coffee machine, as I await for my sugary pumpkin spice coffee. ☕
And the oven was hot, while baking me a pie, a delicious pumpkin pie. 🥧
In all honesty I don't understand the whole deal with puttin pumpkin in everything. It tastes bad, really really bad.
I don't like the taste of pumpkin. Whether it be pumpkin pie or pumpkin spice, I won't eat it.
Oh Dear A pumpkin Dryad At This Time Of year 😮 21:38
not to worry we're still flying half a ship 🎃
You make a great Crybaby Voice.
Hows that, that's you are forest spirit of pumpkin? Are the grow in the forest, though?
It's fine I'm not gonna eat you. I'm the exact opposite of a vegan anyway
What is her cottage made of stone?
I’m gonna be honest, as a lobster, I also don’t trust the humans. They don’t have enough legs, and where is their outer shell?
😅 I don't eat pumpkins and besides please calm down on
Should I be worried about zucchini?
Oh my, yes. Next time you meet someone who has a vegetable garden, ask about it. They'll tell you horror stories...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio informative, thanks!
🤓+🎃=♥
Yes i want to eat you, but not in the way you're thinking and only once we get you back home
*I NEVER BE A MOTHER!! HEHE~HE* i dont eat seeds....at least i think....what kind of seed
I mean no harm, I promise
*70th like*
🎃
Im glad I dont eat pumpkin spice
man this pumpkin is racist as hell
very funny script but she switched up quick once she knew we were a sorcerer
I protect in the name of the emperor.