Gun Enthusiasts Aren't Funny. Andrew Rivers - Full Special

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  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    I'm a gun guy, and that's one of my mantras.
    "Always let everyone touch your gun, you can never have too many fingerprints on a gun."

  • @LuckysMotorcycles
    @LuckysMotorcycles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    All my guns were lost in a boating accident......that’s my story and I am sticking to it !

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

    • @LuckysMotorcycles
      @LuckysMotorcycles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

    • @ameliaflowers9836
      @ameliaflowers9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

  • @jamiebridson7871
    @jamiebridson7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Whoever is dressing the stage new for every single show at this club - Strong Work.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But the jokes. :)
      Nice work Dry Bar

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

    • @delorasledge2492
      @delorasledge2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

    • @stephaniea.7308
      @stephaniea.7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part).
      Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

    • @Phooie
      @Phooie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephaniea.7308 and....

  • @normmacdonaldrules4602
    @normmacdonaldrules4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    That's right, TH-cam , the best place to stick an ad is right in the middle of a punch line.

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

    • @simke2989
      @simke2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

    • @the_grass_trainer
      @the_grass_trainer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait, you guys are getting ads?

    • @NikPub
      @NikPub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

  • @dustinhaus1165
    @dustinhaus1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    As someone who has lived in Idaho...the whole state is an "undisclosed location"

    • @gorg6151
      @gorg6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And potatoes too

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

    • @ASJones-re2oe
      @ASJones-re2oe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

    • @jaredhammonds8255
      @jaredhammonds8255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

    • @cecemeyers6028
      @cecemeyers6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Sometimes girls approach me after a show. ... I'm just throwing that out there."
    First time I've seen his work. Funny guy.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for stopping in

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

    • @MsTeasley
      @MsTeasley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed hard at that line

  • @babybluehashyo
    @babybluehashyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Get him, he has soft hands!" Just drowned on my sip of tea 😂

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "90% of our flights landed on time"
    It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @djonpow
      @djonpow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right!?....nitpickers!

    • @Commando303X
      @Commando303X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for clearing up the misconception that could have been spread about Ryanair through this irresponsible stand-up routine.

    • @AnitaBetterScreenname
      @AnitaBetterScreenname 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bingo

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "undisclosed location... that's where they'll find my body..."
    Hahaha!😂

  • @azahias9
    @azahias9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “If you need a service animal that fits in your purse, then get a GUN.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾🇺🇸🌎

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOR SURE ;)

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

    • @brandyhouston2105
      @brandyhouston2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

  • @dylancarter6785
    @dylancarter6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I don't get into politics"....immediately gets into politics.

    • @ashleytrueblood2200
      @ashleytrueblood2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not politics

    • @dylancarter6785
      @dylancarter6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

    • @jacobmcmahan109
      @jacobmcmahan109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

  • @johnnyreb1209
    @johnnyreb1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Dry bar does an excellent job finding comics.

    • @kentw.england2305
      @kentw.england2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kent W. England comedy club wise?

    • @lucasbpaiva
      @lucasbpaiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kent W. England
      That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    11:00
    "Seattle is progressive, but sometimes it gets a little too hippie."
    Berkeley: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA

  • @farmerboybill
    @farmerboybill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It would be great if Dry Bar would post the original date that the comedian did his/her bit. Really helpful.

    • @spookyteal
      @spookyteal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dry Bar, pleaseeee

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'm loving these full specials! I never have time to go to shows these days and thanks to you guys I'm not missing out as much as I should be!
    Thanks again peeps! This guy is great!

    • @NatureArtist-tw1iq
      @NatureArtist-tw1iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on TH-cam aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so.
      We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

  • @cerberusblack53
    @cerberusblack53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Well now I feel obligated to show him my gun collection.

    • @diaspo
      @diaspo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can’t wait!

    • @cerberusblack53
      @cerberusblack53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

    • @kamron_thurmond
      @kamron_thurmond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

  • @bananajoe2423
    @bananajoe2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "It's hard to walk across the parking lot with a stick up your butt." Hahahaha, most hybrid drivers are like that.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHA

    • @gracierodriguez4711
      @gracierodriguez4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "90% of our flights landed on time"
      It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

  • @danstewart2770
    @danstewart2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    This guy will never be accused of toxic masculinity.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHA

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

    • @danmeyers708
      @danmeyers708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

    • @noncomplier5385
      @noncomplier5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

    • @mireilledischer3380
      @mireilledischer3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why?

  • @jenjungwoon
    @jenjungwoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    he never could have known how much having a friend with a bomb shelter would sound like a really good idea so shortly in the future from when he performed this

  • @HaveButOneLife
    @HaveButOneLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I think we all expected this video to be pro-gun control, and I guarantee you that all 422 dislikes are from people who just saw the title and didn't watch the video. Andrew's great! Surprising delivery, and more respect towards others' opinions than I thought.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine that ;)

    • @michaelsmyth3935
      @michaelsmyth3935 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

    • @hops4284
      @hops4284 ปีที่แล้ว

      The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

  • @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass
    @Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Im an Idahoan and very much a gun person. This story sounds like 90% of my friends

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    The gun guy he was talking about in the beginning seems like a funny guy to drink with..

    • @perfectwhine742
      @perfectwhine742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

  • @GoodFella21100
    @GoodFella21100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The imagery of petting 'service guns' to soothe oneself is gold lol

  • @enlightenedexceptionalism7206
    @enlightenedexceptionalism7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think he did a good job razzing on both sides - I thought even the ones about my side were funny - he didn't do it mean - he was real - and just innocent reactions that we all 'get' - we can laugh about it. And - I don't know why he doesn't think he's attractive - I think he's very good looking and charming. Just part of the charm for the act I guess. He's endearing.

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid.
      -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @OmarValenzuela1975
    @OmarValenzuela1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love it! This guy is crazy hilarious 😆 😂🤣

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omar Valenzuela thanks!

  • @lilbitofeverything5801
    @lilbitofeverything5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No one else is commenting about that dexter joke, I gotchu, good show😂

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank YOU lol

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

  • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
    @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After my mom passed away we bought my dad a camo lazy-boy recliner! Mainly because he was telling the world he was now able to decorate the house now, not just the garage.

  • @pla6ue
    @pla6ue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why do people wear camouflage while fishing"?....proceeds to still say "just kidding" while performing comedy.

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    192 Ryan Air employees disliked this. I say this because most gun enthusiasts actually have a great sense of humor.

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess you didn't look through this comment section

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur J thanks!!

    • @stankfanger1366
      @stankfanger1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

    • @VeselkoKelava
      @VeselkoKelava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All those gun guy jokes where fantastic 😂

  • @Viddard
    @Viddard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your service dog needs a service dog... LOL!!

  • @Mr.deacle
    @Mr.deacle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    6:41 "It looks like he just got hit and he crawled into a fetal position, and just waited until help arrived."
    When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

  • @boldcautionproductions9203
    @boldcautionproductions9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I liked the calculator joke the most.
    Great stuff.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BoldCautionProductions thanks

    • @deeb8733
      @deeb8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bold. Low bar there.

    • @midwest4416
      @midwest4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      N..E..R..D!

  • @erikjarandson5458
    @erikjarandson5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I went to Starbucks once. I'd rather have their coffee thrown in my face than have to drink it.

    • @wolfcub824
      @wolfcub824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hear the hot chocolate is good...

    • @spillsndebris
      @spillsndebris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their coffee is pretty bad

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Okay, I'm black, and I found the joke about "My dad has a black friend" to be completely hilarious!! This guy is funny!

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    You can love your guns, just don't loooooooove your guns.
    Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously.
    Okay, now off to the range...

    • @wilber9735
      @wilber9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. Me too.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

    • @undr_guv_surv
      @undr_guv_surv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TexZenMaster that was gold

    • @sms9106
      @sms9106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

  • @christinaknight794
    @christinaknight794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if he's sleeping in his friends bunker NOW!😂

  • @svilenivanov4345
    @svilenivanov4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "He's gonna nuke somebody in like three more days"
    Oh, how the turntables.

    • @blazingswayze5518
      @blazingswayze5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

    • @stefanmcneal5423
      @stefanmcneal5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patrick Quenneville who cares

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

    • @mystfaex8794
      @mystfaex8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

    • @tommyculver5004
      @tommyculver5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

  • @carlosdelgatito2039
    @carlosdelgatito2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He didn't park in the wrong parking lot. I just saw a car with the keys on the roof, so I moved it over, put the keys in the visor, and chuckled. I am easily amused.

  • @jazzlehazzle
    @jazzlehazzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy is straight outta Norman Rockwell :D

  • @hdskl2150
    @hdskl2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you buy a bomb shelter you’re kind of invested in bombs 😂

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your flight got delayed? Um I swim in circles” LOL I was just enjoying the set but this one really made me laugh 😂🤣

  • @mrwhite6358
    @mrwhite6358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just rewatched It, probably the 3rd or 4th time, one of my favourites :)

  • @Remember2020
    @Remember2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LOL... he got one thing right... "you got the gun - you make the rules".
    Funny how a commedian (pun intended) sums up the 2nd Amendment and the whole US Constitution in EIGHT WORDS!

  • @theboxofdogs
    @theboxofdogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that family crest joke.
    That’s just a great line.

  • @RannonSi
    @RannonSi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Swede I really feel the bombshelter comment! :D

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's like seeing me in the bushes then inviting me in...

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This guy is a genius! Sorry you’re all triggered by some gun jokes. Love ya anyway. Lol

    • @allover4309
      @allover4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "triggered" lol a gun pun.
      Every Seattle stereotypist thinks that their opinion matters the most but in your defense you do take aim at everyone which makes you a straight shooter and funny while taking on loaded topics.

    • @krisschmidt7427
      @krisschmidt7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      legit question, did you just "This guys is a genius" yourself? Lol. Also, hope you stopped through Salt Lake and didn't let Provo shape your view of Utah.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@signalcraft when spell check doesn't work.........

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you tried to get on Joe Rogan? He likes to have comics on from time to time and I think you two would be a laugh a minute!

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@signalcraft lol

  • @megangarcia6991
    @megangarcia6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think girls are just afraid you'll always look younger than them... 😂

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Corona Quarantine. You know where I'm hiding! :D

  • @Peachtreedishes
    @Peachtreedishes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You’re not just funny but cute but too young for me (43 in 2021) I laughed the whole time. Belly laugh

  • @sethyeates1530
    @sethyeates1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One year later the Preppers turned out to be the MVPs of 2020

  • @KrissyChacon
    @KrissyChacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I actually loved this routine. His call backs were great.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Krissy Chacon thank you!

    • @AnitaBetterScreenname
      @AnitaBetterScreenname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

    • @KrissyChacon
      @KrissyChacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

    • @jvz773
      @jvz773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

    • @terrycole1165
      @terrycole1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

  • @DJTeddyJetts
    @DJTeddyJetts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Dogs dont kill people, people kill people." What a legendary punch line! Lmfao

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These are my two service animals Smith and Wesson! I just stroke them! Calms me down AND everybody I don’t like leaves the room! 😂

  • @civil8bachelor264
    @civil8bachelor264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg I did the same thing, went to check out his situation... Lots of guns.... Hobbies were taxidermy and he was a postal worker lol

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That guy's gun joke isn't half bad.

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's pretty good actually. :) Check out the new ones on my channel.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewjrivers Just sub'd!

    • @nicholasbaldwin8534
      @nicholasbaldwin8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's half cocked and ready to fire. 🤣

    • @reverendbart
      @reverendbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks.
      -Bomb Shelter Guy

  • @georgina-a
    @georgina-a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:32 😂😂 As a Brit, I can 100% confirm that Ryanair is *appalling* 😳
    There were three of us watching this video and when he first mentioned flying on Ryanair, the reactions around the room were a sharp intake of breath through the teeth, "uh oh", & "yeah, he's screwed"...🤷‍♀️

  • @tommern84
    @tommern84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Camouflage during fishing is absolutely a very efficient way to get more fish. Specially if you are fishing in s river or a lake from land.
    No screaming colours and don't have the sun cast shadow into the water.
    Get down on your knees, hunker down or stand as far as possible from the water and be quiet. The fish can absolutely see
    your siluet and often won't bite

  • @masswhole585
    @masswhole585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    he looks like type that gets all "Ooh scary" when someone mentions they carry.

  • @chrisbaker7858
    @chrisbaker7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Provo doesn't get enough credit...the best comedy shows hands down, come out of Provo and that's no lie!

  • @nathaliekohlman3252
    @nathaliekohlman3252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious! Outrageous! Great timing. Meeting a guy in a bomb shelter. Calling a chihuaua a service dog. My dream didn't include Provo..

    • @spark5012
      @spark5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

  • @anthg4563
    @anthg4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Why do the thumbnail and title say two totally different things

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because they think maybe click bait tile will get more views?

    • @hiruharada2650
      @hiruharada2650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because lies and propaganda.

    • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
      @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because neither is long enough to include both.

  • @onenikkione
    @onenikkione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    def not a gun guy if he thought the other guy had automatic firearms

    • @pandorasbox4238
      @pandorasbox4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude... anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications. There are instruction guides all over the place and you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them. Anyone who's been around guns much knows that.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@pandorasbox4238 "anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications" Creating new parts for your gun in a CNC machine isn't exactly a minor modification; It is also highly illegal.
      "you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them." Then those sites are breaking federal laws. Let me know which ones they are and I'll report them if you won't.

    • @jacob5208
      @jacob5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      OutOfSight OutOfMind No, you really can’t. You have to be an experienced and trained gunsmith to turn a semiautomatic firearm into an automatic firearm.

    • @Treddian
      @Treddian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jacob5208 It doesn't take a gunsmith to machine parts when you have a print and model. It only takes some machining experience, which isn't too exotic of a skill.

    • @jacob5208
      @jacob5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Treddian Some machining experience? What exactly do you think needs to be done? You can’t just 3D print an ‘automatic mode’ button and slap it on the firearm

  • @blazingswayze5518
    @blazingswayze5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "service gun" bit is great

  • @zoomiesx3632
    @zoomiesx3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this guy 👍😎😁😂🤭I'm going to be a invisible stalker that stalks him...I don't exist (waves hands around)

  • @Paul-du3qq
    @Paul-du3qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know why his audience wasn't worried about his dad owning a gun, and being absent minded. It's because they're not walking trough his front door hoping he remembers who they are.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I clicked because I've noticed that titles are never describing the whole content for full specials videos of this channel.

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy said Trump was unstable. Lol his only other choice is Biden this time around 😂
    AND HE LIVES IN SEATTLE 🤣

  • @miderafael
    @miderafael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tainted7885
    @Tainted7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Automatic weapons"... doubtful.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just keep believing that ;)

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They're not hard to get. You need a permit from the ATF that is $500. If he can afford a bomb shelter, he can afford that permit.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@indoorsandout3022 Not hard to make either.

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Willy_Tepes That too. It's harder to make a Flintlock than a gas operated gun. The gas operating a piston requires no special timing but a flintlock requires precision timing so the flint strikes the frizen at a specific time and angle to shoot a strong spark into the flash pan. I have built percussion and matchlock guns. I plan to make a Flintlock after my next metal project is done (a langes messer with honsanmai lamination). Forging the barrel is going to be interesting.The bayonet should be easy though.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@indoorsandout3022 Making a gun is no worse than making any other type of mechanical device. I made a 1650's wheellock pistol some years ago and am finishing a 16 round 9mm pistol of my own design at the moment (totally from scratch except the barrel and magazine). I made my first gun (9mm derringer) in wood working class when I was 14. Submachine guns are by far the easiest to make after single shot weapons.
      As long as you keep the correct geometry, a flintlock is a reasonable project for most people.

  • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
    @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The funniest stat I saw during check in with an airline was "93% of our flights that leave on time arrive on time." Tells you nothing about how many flights leave on time. And NOT arriving on time if the flight left on time would have to do with what? Airport delays at the other end? Mechanical difficulties? It's a meaningless stat.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Probably didn't have ANY automatic weapons...

    • @jcs6206
      @jcs6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It probably never happened... it was a joke/funny story... often, they're completely fictional and meant to entertain.

    • @Adam.Rushing
      @Adam.Rushing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yup...semi at best. Typical anti gunner rhetoric.

    • @ollilehtonen6764
      @ollilehtonen6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably were automatic, just not full auto.

    • @jonahpatton8879
      @jonahpatton8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ollilehtonen6764 yes but the thing is, when you say automatic, 60% of people think of a belt fed machine gun and therefore think that you can just go to a gun store and buy one.

    • @ollilehtonen6764
      @ollilehtonen6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonahpatton8879 Yeah and that's because they are ignorant on the subject matter. There ain't many people outside of gun communities who have any clue of the terminology around guns. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean you can't educate yourself on the matter. Who knows, maybe you won't be so scared of them after learning about them.

  • @8SoManSo6
    @8SoManSo6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s not the guns or race, it’s the one armed lady.

  • @pmpdaddyt1218
    @pmpdaddyt1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "...I always want girls to shake their Laffy Taffy but they just won't"
    *DEAD*

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girls call me Jolly Rancher

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Saw his name and my first thought was, "Where is Steve Hofstetter?"

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Enjoyable set. Thanks man.

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hope everyone brought their snow shovel to the comments section....Real people understand what jokes are and how they work...Good stuff Andrew, thanks!

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truths33ker22 hahah thanks for watching

    • @SadfoxGuyver
      @SadfoxGuyver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Andrews mom

  • @nicolesummers4833
    @nicolesummers4833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's hilarious and probably my favorite now. He's risky and a bit nervous about it. I love it! He goes there anyway and nails it. The stage is always set to match the comedian. Dry Bar is awesome! TEXASS WRITING OUR HISTORY BOOKS IS NOT GOOD!

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My dad has a black friend, this dude kills

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So yeah half way through his act I get an ad for children's cancer hospital. One hell of an emotional roller coaster.

  • @thehighpriestess978
    @thehighpriestess978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live in Ireland, and very familiar with Ryanair, sadly. So yes, its true.

  • @yaniquebeckford1699
    @yaniquebeckford1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Really liked this guy, he was funny all the way.😁

  • @maxnaz47
    @maxnaz47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm a gun enthusiast and i'm hilarious

  • @kellyharper367
    @kellyharper367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Super entertaining!

  • @j.b.browning6205
    @j.b.browning6205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's like Bill Burr and Christopher Titus got together and had a kid. *Shudder*

    • @TheLeiaShow
      @TheLeiaShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.B. Browning I was thinking Burr

    • @johngardiner8847
      @johngardiner8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s far too soft to be any resemblance to burr

    • @markwilson1138
      @markwilson1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, maybe........ if they had an oddly effeminate daughter.

    • @justniobe
      @justniobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shuddering at YOU JB. Browning

  • @fire_fux
    @fire_fux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dude gave an accurate representation of himself "He's not funny, but he is clever."

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fire Fux lol.

    • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
      @lorddashdonalddappington2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, your profile picture tells me that you might have some skin in the game.

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lorddashdonalddappington2653 I watched the first 10 mins of his "special". During which I just shrugged and did a side nod at his "most humorous" jokes and rolled my eyes at his least "humorous". As soon as he said that "he's not funny, but he is clever" in the special I agreed 100% and didn't need to continue because there is legitimate funny comedy to enjoy.

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pepper's jokes were actually better than the comedian's, methinks.

  • @MrGoatflakes
    @MrGoatflakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:22 nah can't nuke Texas cause that's where they make the plutonium pits that make the hydrogen bombs work 😂

  • @TommyTumma
    @TommyTumma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watch this before I watch actual funny comedy so I can truly appreciate funny people. It's kinda like eating some saltines before a beautiful meal to clear my palate. Your terrible comedy is a service and I thank you for it.

  • @jenngraham1812
    @jenngraham1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He came back as young Ron Howard circa “Happy Days” 😆

  • @billyholmes3
    @billyholmes3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those who are afraid of guns are those never raised , around guns , never taught firearm safety as a teenager ,never went hunting with Dad as a teenager ,never received his first 22 rifle around 13/14 birthday, it is a sad day when an American man did not have a father who taught his children about the 2nd amendment , guns , hunting, and protecting thire family no matter the threat ,a sad sad day indeed , gun control starts and ends at the firing range.

    • @markp8295
      @markp8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not afraid of guns.
      U.k. licensed owner (Shotguns) and user for hunting and clays.
      My problem with the U.S. is the lack of sensible and consistent regulation.
      Open and concealed carry laws based on state. Altering the grip can alter the classification.
      Barrel length regulations vary by state.
      Often exotic ammunition is advertised in violent fashions. E.g. RIP or Zombie.
      I don't see why moderators aren't encouraged at ranges to keep communication clearer.
      Licencing these seems to also reduce the use for hunting where it would be most beneficial.
      Psych evaluations and criminal record checks aren't thorough enough or linked across boarders.
      Anti depressants and firearms shouldn't mix.
      History of drunkenness and firearms shouldn't mix.
      Drunk use and firearms shouldn't mix.
      Etc...

    • @billyholmes3
      @billyholmes3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markp8295 thank God I live in the USA were the 2nd shall not be infringed upon , BTW in the US 34k Americans are killed on US highways every year and 17k Americans killed by firearms , what is the real problem

    • @markp8295
      @markp8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billyholmes3 The issue is that per capita, I'm more likely to be shot to death by an American citizen as a tourist in the U.S. than I am killed whilst driving on roads in Europe. If I add the deaths caused by terror attacks into this. I'm still safer in Europe. And that's ignoring your dreadful by first world standards road death statistics.
      If I include road deaths, U.S. citizens are 3 times more likely to be killed by road and firearm tragedies than European citizens.
      I blame a large part of this on the education system, excessively large vehicles for the majority of road users and low bar for firearm ownership.
      Also. You never addressed the inconsistencies I mentioned previously.
      I'm encouraged to have a moderator on a firearm because it makes it less disruptive because if I am licensed to be in possession, it is assumed I am being lawful.
      In the states, only criminals need moderators because what are you trying to hide. Hence it's heavily licensed and taxed.

    • @billyholmes3
      @billyholmes3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markp8295 were to start , first thank you for not complain about my horrible Grammer / spelling , as far as limiting a person's access to firearms because of past or present drug or alcohol use is basically convicting someone on future maybe crimes and thankfully here in the US we have what is called due process and everyone is innocent untill proven guilty , I do not know how many gun ranges you have been on here in the US but I have visited quite a few in various States and each of them were safety first minded and holds free classes for new fire arms owners , now the majority of crimes committed with guns are by individuals who did not have a licensed gun or had a stolen gun or a felon that was unable to own a gun , to own a gun here in the US one must pass a federal background check , and yes it isn't perfect so instead of passing more laws we should update the system fix the holes in the system , one can't get around the fact that in the US city's / towns with the least gun control and the most citizen ownership of fire arms have the least crime across-the-board, were city's with the most gun control laws have the most gun related crime , and that equals gun ownership means least crime , because most criminals are coward's and would not rob rape home invasion another person knowing that thire victim may have a gun , I drove trucks all across this wonderful country and have seen so many needles highway deaths and most of them caused by drunk or distracted drivers but still we put a 16/18 year old teenager behind the wheel of a car with minimal vehicle education and expect them to act responsible, what a joke we need harsher punishments for vehicle infractions , like first time drinking and driving one looses driving rights for life , excessive speeding should have a extremely high ticket like starting at 1,000 and suspension of driving for 3 months and distracted driving should have heavy penalties , In the US the only thing keeping our rights granted by God or a higher power is out right to bear arms not the government lot of people don't understand that , and that is why I believe every citizen in the US has a duty to every other citizen to own and know how to use a gun properly , " an armed society is a polite society " .

  • @m249machinegun2
    @m249machinegun2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a bomb shelter where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great comedian Andrew Rivers is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Andrew Rivers.”

  • @bunnycrofts8127
    @bunnycrofts8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah! I'm convinced ive met the nice scary guy. His name is scrappy and his night job is a tow truck driver.

  • @ASJones-re2oe
    @ASJones-re2oe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boy, smith and Wesson been soothing my nerves since always.

  • @jamespimental6919
    @jamespimental6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When you buy a bomb shelter you're kinda invested in bombs

  • @Redvines69
    @Redvines69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Pete's Dragon in the background :D

    • @billc.4584
      @billc.4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redvines69: Take another look. It's a silhouette of a girl feeding a bunny and the opening beneath is a bisected burrow with a couple of baby bunnies. Caught your comment and my OCD took care of the rest. :)

  • @marshwetland3808
    @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really enjoyed your comedy, Andrew. Original. I hope you'll come to Canada some day.

  • @redchic
    @redchic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My neighbor was back up quarterback and I still think it's pretty freaking awesome. Lol

  • @Luke-dg1tn
    @Luke-dg1tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    He didn't even say that gun enthusiasts aren't funny, he just said that one dude wasn't funny. Who tf is choosing these titles?

    • @andrewjrivers
      @andrewjrivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ScrapinbyJR THANK YOU!

    • @dju666forlife
      @dju666forlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewjrivers he gave you an opinion why are you so happy?

    • @Robbobshiskabob
      @Robbobshiskabob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dju666forlife because it's his stand up