@@AllanElMelon1043 Actually Ashoka is legal at 14. Because 13 years old is the legal age of consent in Japan. For people in Europe, 14 years old is the legal age of Consent in: Germany Italy Portugal Austria Hungary Estonia Montenegro Macedonia Serbia Bosnia Albania Bulgaria And 15 years old is the legal age of consent in these European countries: France Sweden Denmark Greece Iceland Poland Romania Czech republic Slovakia Slovenia Croatia So maybe that is what Obi Wan meant when he said "She was barely legal in most star systems". It is like how here on Earth, Ashoka is barely legal in most country systems - especially in Europe.
@@nicklibby3784 thats not what barely legals means idiot. Also why the fuck do we care about the age of consent in Japan. Or European countries for that matter???
I like to imagine that this is placed right in the middle of the original ROTJ scene, so Luke confronts Obi-Wan about his father being Darth Vader and suddenly gets this response 💀
@budgiecat2885 hes super old. he couldnt even use the london symphony orchesta like the first 6 movies cause of his health. had to stay in los angeles and use a second hand philoharmonic
Williams last Star wars score was TRoS. and now Indy 5. I think he is done know with Star wars and Indiana Jones. For example for Solo or Kenobi Williams did the main themes, right?
@@seronymus Ahsoka is famous for holding her lightsabers pointed the “wrong” way, which happens to be the same way women find it convenient to hold most sex toys.
@@jcarry5214 I'm searching pictures of Ashoka with light sabers to visualize what you're talking about but it's messing with my mind. Are you saying that when holding a saber in front like one would hold a mug, the mug would be facing upside down if it was Ashoka?
@@MrBelles104 Yeah, sort of. Like if you were going to commit ritual suicide by cutting your belly with a dagger. Or like the sword in "the blind swordsman/Zatoichi". Or like the way Starkiller holds them in The Force Unleashed.
@@Stumme-40203 Back before the dark times. Now people throughout the galaxy take to twitter, & discuss with the full brutality of the dark side, how this is a pathway to many abilities they consider to be unnatural. 😂
I work in a hospital. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when your patients are trying to tell you what’s bothering them and all you can think is “she could handle a meat saber better than anyone else in the Jedi Temple”?
@@jiji7250 My guess is that they were getting it on constantly to the point where you'd *think* they had a romantic connection. "She was a good friend" pretty much says they were only in it for the physical side. TLDR: It's a joke about friends with benefits I guess.
@@jiji7250It's anticlimactic. Like Obi-Wan realized Luke was getting weirded out so he just cut himself off by using the tamest conversation segway ever as if that would undo everything he just said. It's nonsensical. And it only makes the rant that came beforehand all the weirder (and hilarious) because of it. If we're looking at it from a strictly Star Wars standpoint, it's a reference to when Obi-Wan told Luke about Anakin in ANH while purposefully leaving out some, err, really important details. This video is kind of the opposite, where he's giving *way* too much detail, but he ends the conversation in the same way. The sudden slingshot from Obi-Wan's Ahsoka rant to a familiar line which is almost hyper-normal by comparison to what he just said is funny.
its even worse when you consider he oogled his own sister back at Tatooine guess all Jedi are perverts imagine the circlejerk in the Jedi temple master chambers lmao
Yeah that convo was totally uncalled for, but I do understand ghost force obi, he can’t interact with the physical world all he has eft is his naughty memories
When we all saw this in the theaters, we were confused, and George reluctantly cut it out of the special edition. But he's really shown the depths of his planning and the breadth of his vision. Thanks for restoring this gem!
Same. This was one of those moments after 2 hours of watching random pointless sh*t, trying to find a reason to live and then this popped up and now I don't need any more internet.
I love how it gets raunchier and raunchier with each line until "...and she was a good friend." And then that last clip - Luke's facezoom needs a dramatic sting or something
@@monkeychops03 Jedi they are the real villains they kick her out after doing all that and claiming she’s murdered a fellow Jedi then after finding out she’s not guilty they had they nerve to invite her back in Jesus am surprised she didn’t run and side with palatine or dooku at the time
@@joshcurtis8129Dooku was on the right side. He broke off from Jedi because he saw how flawed their rules are and that they are secretly serving the evil of the galaxy.
@@goosemeister12 the official star wars canon says that there is NO underware in space. George lucas thought seeing bras would ruin the illusion so he told Leia to not wear one lol
The jedi were the most promiscuous group in the galaxy. Thats how they coped with never forming attachments, by attaching their meatsabers to every thermal exhaust port in the gaalxy. Shmi skywalker was a favorite among the council. What, did you really believe that story of "he had no father"? Please, that was pure cope. They recruited anakin so no one would have to shell out child support credits
Yeah this scene is considered a meme nowadays but when it first came out it was shocking, I remember watching it on the cinema being stunned at the plot twist. The information that Kenobi was giving Luke (and by extension the audience) explained a lot of questions we had at the time about the lore of Star Wars.
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It's such a good line because it's exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they witnessed something like this, brings a hilarious sense of reality to it.
Of course, they’re human soldiers bred for war, the least the jedi can do is to aleviate them of some stress and PTSD, even Ahsoka, cause she’s an alien in a fictional, with different customs and laws.
0:46 I love how Luke shakes his head for a split second as the illusion of the good man he looked up to as a child is completely shattered before his eyes while Ben just rambles on about oggling a teenager like a mentally degraded ex-pastor in an end of life care facility who has realized it no longer matters if he gets caught.
I recommend Auralnaughts clip on Qui Gon explaining midiclorians to young Anakin. Child Anakin: Master Qui-Gon sir, what are midiclorians? Qui-Gon Jinn: It's heroin.
The moment when you listen to your dad/grandpa stories when he is drunk and realize that his young years has 100x times more dirty stuff than in average Netflix series
I think an even more terrifying prospect is the idea that after death, Obi-Wan got so immensely bored with the afterlife, he actively starts trolling the living just for a laugh
I’ll tell you, this lost footage really does add a lot of depth to the characters and their backstories. I know LucasFilm takes a lot of flack for going back and adding and making changes to what are truly classic films. But I am confident this should make it into the next Directors Cut.
I love how this completely change the tone and context of order 66 from being an order that exterminate the jedi order, to an order that exterminate perverts, palpatine might be a wrinkly old ballsack of a sith, but he still got morals regarding minors
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People must have been confused about that line back in the day, but it just shows George's grander vision
And everyone else vision when seeing Ahsoka Tano I guess
It's like poetry, it rhymes
@@naif1989 More like "I may have gone too far in a few places."
@@christopherstein2024more like he didn't go far enough
"Jar Jar is the key to everything."
"part of official Jedi training of course"
I mean, of course. We all know the lore
What lore? 💀💀💀
@@potatoraider7320 You know, the thing!
@@potatoraider7320 Come on man!
*_What!?_*
TCW broke lore, proudly.
"and once in a while we would even have the enitre 501st run a train over her" ... The 501st had around 9,216 troopers in their ranks. Poor Ahsoka.
Don't worry. According to this, she was a bit of a trooper herself.😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
It helped build endurance and stamina.
Wrecked by Rex.
pussy looks like a hand grenade went off in a deli counter, i checked r34
"It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea."
I'm dead 😂
Ikr😂😂😂
"And she was a good friend" 💀
barely legal in most systems is such an insane line 😭
I dont know how I ended up here but it's funny
Facts Lmfao 🤣
She isnt even legal. She is 14 years old
@@AllanElMelon1043 Actually Ashoka is legal at 14. Because 13 years old is the legal age of consent in Japan.
For people in Europe, 14 years old is the legal age of Consent in:
Germany
Italy
Portugal
Austria
Hungary
Estonia
Montenegro
Macedonia
Serbia
Bosnia
Albania
Bulgaria
And 15 years old is the legal age of consent in these European countries:
France
Sweden
Denmark
Greece
Iceland
Poland
Romania
Czech republic
Slovakia
Slovenia
Croatia
So maybe that is what Obi Wan meant when he said "She was barely legal in most star systems".
It is like how here on Earth, Ashoka is barely legal in most country systems - especially in Europe.
@@nicklibby3784 thats not what barely legals means idiot. Also why the fuck do we care about the age of consent in Japan. Or European countries for that matter???
"AND SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND."
Jesus christ
Genuinely the best part
Especially when Padme wasn't around Anakin
I mean it's very possible for someone to be your kinky sex slave and also be a good friend
I was cringing hard the first time I read this copy pasta, but that line at the end fucking kills me, one of the best punchlines I’ve ever read.
That was the best part!!!😅
“So we told her there are no panties in space” that line cracks me up every time I think of it
It's pretty much what George Lucas told Carrie Fisher when they filmed A New Hope lol
@@InvaderWeezle
🤣😵☠️🪦👻
@@InvaderWeezle Nah, that was bras... 😂
@@PhoenixofEru George did tell her that! That’s why she’s not wearing any when she’s wearing her white outfit in A New Hope!
@@PhoenixofEru In return of the jedi the slave costume that Carrie had had no panties, there an interview with her about that.
Jesus Christ TH-cam all I searched was 'Ahsoka Tano'
😅
Best reply ever! I'm lmao!!!
I’ve seen this video before looking for Star Wars memes but this time all I searched was “Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Ignition…” 💀💀
I saw this on another channel lmao
And it bought you right where you was supposed to be.
The force is a powerful thing🙏
Lmao the way Luke is simultaneously confused, disgusted but also interested at the same time really sells this 😂
I like to imagine that this is placed right in the middle of the original ROTJ scene, so Luke confronts Obi-Wan about his father being Darth Vader and suddenly gets this response 💀
You want some of that orange alien head tail.
Me discovering my new GFs kinks
@@Laidengizer011if Ahsoka was real you know you would wanna try and smash her in bed.
Hearing that come from obi wan sure bring ALL those feelings at once....
We can all agree that John Williams’ score added a lot of emotional depth to this scene 🖤
Fine music -- a sure sign of culturally significant cinema.
@budgiecat2885 hes super old. he couldnt even use the london symphony orchesta like the first 6 movies cause of his health. had to stay in los angeles and use a second hand philoharmonic
Williams last Star wars score was TRoS. and now Indy 5. I think he is done know with Star wars and Indiana Jones. For example for Solo or Kenobi Williams did the main themes, right?
“Just like your father”
Had me fucking howling. The way Luke was edited. Pure gold.
I was too stunned to laugh or close my mouth until that line. Then I fuckin went unglued, my dog is worried about it.
🤣🤣🤣
Dude me too lol
“Luke, Ashoka had the tightest pussy, but your father had the tightest bussy”.
Lmao 😂
"My lord is that legal?"
"I will make it legal"
"I will make it legal...in most systems"
O me lord, that's bad
@@Ghaltouni…from the certain point of view.
You win the internet today sir.
😂😂
"You can't throw me in jail anymore, I am a force ghost."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
Time to call in the Ghostbusters.
😂
@@hawkeye5955Bustin makes me feel good.
@@SammEater : Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good
@@hawkeye5955 Freakin ghost bed.
Now she's Luke's cougar exotic alien aunt
The circle is now complete. When she left she was the exotic sidepiece now she's the exotic cougar
If you watched the Clone Wars, she is Bo Katan's... so that's why Sabine dumped her!
....and she was a good friend.
step aunt
@@HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone Looks like step-aunt Ahsoka got stuck in the hyper-dryer again...
I love how luke consistently looks like he wants to leave during the entire video
Yeah, he wants to go find her!
@@timopper5488 gotta make his father proud now💀💀
@@timopper5488💀
Lmfao
INFPs do be like that
Every time the 501st were finished they had to memory wipe the cleaning droids to prevent them from self destructing.
MeanwhIle, R2 has all the video recordings saved in his "homework" folder.
@@gengarzilla1685it gets him going on his home work
@@Abraham-Lincoln-honest gives him something to look forward to when he “finishes” iykwim
@@gengarzilla1685"This R2 unit only has 64 Petabytes of storage, why are we using 50 of them to store 'homework'?"
“We taught her to grip her weapon backwards…” That made me laugh so hard I’m crying.
The whole thing is genius but that line was fuckin omniscient.
Please explain
@@seronymus Ahsoka is famous for holding her lightsabers pointed the “wrong” way, which happens to be the same way women find it convenient to hold most sex toys.
@@jcarry5214 I'm searching pictures of Ashoka with light sabers to visualize what you're talking about but it's messing with my mind. Are you saying that when holding a saber in front like one would hold a mug, the mug would be facing upside down if it was Ashoka?
@@MrBelles104 Yeah, sort of. Like if you were going to commit ritual suicide by cutting your belly with a dagger. Or like the sword in "the blind swordsman/Zatoichi". Or like the way Starkiller holds them in The Force Unleashed.
Ah, yes... I remember this scene well. It's funny how not many people talk about it any more.
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
@@ratmi8633 is it possible to learn this story
@@madarauchiha7034 not from a Jedi. Well except obi wan apparently
@@ratmi8633 this is outrageous! I demand to learn this story!
@@Tyedyeninja04productions it’s unfair.
“A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age” 💀💀💀
That shit got me dying ngl
Back before the Empire raised the age of consent.
@@Stumme-40203 Back before the dark times. Now people throughout the galaxy take to twitter, & discuss with the full brutality of the dark side, how this is a pathway to many abilities they consider to be unnatural. 😂
@@Stumme-40203This worse thing to happen to the Jedi than order 66
@@bryanmiller8604 reading this in Palpatine’s voice and Old Ben Kenobi’s voice both seem to fit lol
Gives Yoda's line. " he is too old to start the training" all new meaning
kek
💀
An old variety comedy show called The Chappelle Show covered this years ago with the Jedi molestation scandal, even had an interview with Mace Windu
Ohh,
Nice one
💀
I work in a hospital. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when your patients are trying to tell you what’s bothering them and all you can think is “she could handle a meat saber better than anyone else in the Jedi Temple”?
What about the term “orange pussy”? 😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"And she was a good friend"
But it’s not that funny though is it really? Meh
@@ReginaFalange.1 unfortunately, not everyone's humour aligns with yours.
I died at the end when after all that he goes, "and she was a good friend" 😂
Can you explain the joke ?
@jiji7250 king penguins can reach up to 5-6 feet in height
@@jiji7250 My guess is that they were getting it on constantly to the point where you'd *think* they had a romantic connection. "She was a good friend" pretty much says they were only in it for the physical side.
TLDR: It's a joke about friends with benefits I guess.
@@jiji7250it's a reference when old ben was talking to luke about anakin being a good friend
@@jiji7250It's anticlimactic. Like Obi-Wan realized Luke was getting weirded out so he just cut himself off by using the tamest conversation segway ever as if that would undo everything he just said. It's nonsensical. And it only makes the rant that came beforehand all the weirder (and hilarious) because of it.
If we're looking at it from a strictly Star Wars standpoint, it's a reference to when Obi-Wan told Luke about Anakin in ANH while purposefully leaving out some, err, really important details. This video is kind of the opposite, where he's giving *way* too much detail, but he ends the conversation in the same way. The sudden slingshot from Obi-Wan's Ahsoka rant to a familiar line which is almost hyper-normal by comparison to what he just said is funny.
"A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age." Most accurate description of Ahsoka ever.
Yeah. Back in the day you could get away with stuff like that apparently. Thank you George Lucas
not wrong tho
Best kind of girl and healthiest kind of relationships.
Most sane and definitely not PDF file Star Wars fans.
@@mechanomics2649 they don’t even simp for the Rebels Ahsoka who’s a grown ass hot alien woman 😭😭😭😭😭
Ahsoka: “So much like your father.”
Luke: “…In what regard?”
Ahsoka:"His gender..."
good tfs reference
Dbza reference. Love it
Bro really just copied the top comment word for word💀
"It was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice" hahahaha how accurate!!
Ikr
2.1 k likes and only one reply? lets make that 2.
Bro laughs like jar jar binks 💀
“A fine piece of jail bait, from a more civilized age” 😂😂😂😂
@@That_dutch how did ye know ich bin un Gungan?
The "why didn't you tell me?" Got me
Same lol
its even worse when you consider he oogled his own sister back at Tatooine guess all Jedi are perverts imagine the circlejerk in the Jedi temple master chambers lmao
Ok.
Me too
@@Phoenix-md8sh oof... at least I hope you got compinsated by Weinsteins...
Luke's disappointed head shake is everything
He may have been disappointed and disgusted when Obi-Wan told it, but when he meets her, his face goes "Hear me out"
@@claytabulusshogun Obi-Wan's story takes a whole new meaning when Ahsoka tells Luke that she's an old friend of the family.
That's why he ended up alone. He's a PG-movie character, but Obi Wan was an R-movie character.
Typical Larry Kenobi rhetoric
"You dirty bastrds" 😂
“So this is how liberty dies … with thunderous cheek slapping.” -Queen Amidala, Revenge of The Sith
Cheek Clapping
@@Rustyknife1thunderous clappause
She wasn't Queen anymore though.
Kids these days won't know the struggle. Until the 3D animated Clone Wars came out, we all wondered about what the hell Obi Wan was talking about.
SMH, these spoiled kids and their bad batches, and their Mandalorians. We real fans grew up with the good stuff!
(This is satire btw)
What a strange thing to comment
@@vapingfury4460jokes: exist
Vape user: 🥴🐒
@vapingfury4460 never watched clone wars, I see. 😏
@@vapingfury4460what a garbage ass reply
"No panties in space" is such a great Lucas
dig...
what’s that a reference to
@@Mosca_Tube Lucas told Carrie Fisher that "there are no underwear in space" when she asked about her wardrobe (the white gown from a new hope)
@@neverlistentome thanks i remember that now 😆
It was "no bras in space"
@@vincenegra2612 it was both
"I'm thinking Order 66 was justified".
Execute Order 69
@@discipline3318 oh no
@@Realstarscreamnoscam2930 run over 501st
😂
Perhaps the empire were the good guys real
"Part of official Jedi training"
Luke... Maybe you should stay away from Yoda
Too late 💀
0:48 love how luke shakes his head like, “Nah Ben, this ain’t the Jedi way”
it's something a desert hermit might be into though
No,no your wrong, this is...the way
But it was Mhmhm - Yoda
I can imagine Luke saying this with the voice of ishowspeed 💀💀💀
No wonder Herbert the pervert is Obi wan in the family guy parody
The fact luke looks like he wants to leave this conversation and seek therapy is amazing.
My reaction to TCW.
Yeah that convo was totally uncalled for, but I do understand ghost force obi, he can’t interact with the physical world all he has eft is his naughty memories
My reaction to leia saying "he is my brother" to Han Solo
No wonder he ran off to an uncharted planet to drink blue milk for the rest of his days.
@@saberiandream316tcw is peak star wars
When we all saw this in the theaters, we were confused, and George reluctantly cut it out of the special edition. But he's really shown the depths of his planning and the breadth of his vision. Thanks for restoring this gem!
Really?! What else was cut?
@@wakandapolatty your brain cells if you think this was real
@@That_dutch I know it’s fake, it was a joke, damn.
@@wakandapolatty lmao he never answered
Guess the guy called Freedom, never learned to be free towards humor 😔
"It was surreal..." Even Obi Wan couldnt quite believe how much of a star whore Ahsoka was
Star Whores…I like the sound of that
Not to mention a minor star whore
Are you proud of that pun?
“…and she was a good friend “ best delivery for this whole monologue
"Barely legal in most systems." not going to lie, that had me howling with laughter.
🤣
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Make sense, so its ok.
Let anakin have consent fun
I can’t even watch Asokha without thinking of the line “ she can handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple
I actually don't mind thinking about her handling a meatsaber
I can't even watch Asohka period. It's fucking gawdawful.
@@TomAndersonn same. Even before watching this video.
Good. Gooooood. Let the HORNI flow through you.
@@mirceazaharia2094 Damn someone better bring the bonk-saber
“Anakin and I used to double team her” that’s fucking wild
After every successful mission. Also, over 9,000 clones
@@blacksabbath5300 does that count as 9000 bodies? Its basically the same guy over and over
don't show that to Vegeta, he'll be mad
Now that image is burned into my brain..
@@blacksabbath5300 and also Obi-wan says "once in a while". So the entire 501st didn't do it just once with Ahsoka. No wonder her stamina is insane.
"she handled the meat saber better than anyone else" got me off guard💀
Edit:i don't want to be that guy but holy that's a lot of likes
"and she was a good friend" was what caught me off guard. Like it was last place in terms of importance, lol.
Why meat?
@@mikoajdymek9672 Oh boy. Man-Meat Saber
@@mikoajdymek9672 Are you a Wamen?
"since she was constantly doing acrobatics you could get a glimpse of her orange p*$$y in the mid fight." Got me
Enough internet for the day
I completely agree
Agreed
Enough for a while
Nah I need more of this
@@christar331 "R34 Ahsoka Tano" if we understand what you mean
Luke's face after Ashoka's "so much like your father" says it all
Doesn't help she was giving him fuck me eyes
" Master Kenobi, I'm sorry but, why are you telling me this? "
*puts his hand on Luke's shoulder*
"You must learn the ways of the force."
@@funkydiscogodthe white sabre between his legs
You must learn the ways of rizz unlike your father who suck at it
Luke You Must Know What we did with your father and atsohka back then in clone wars
This caught me completely off guard 🤣🤣🤣💀
Same. I was like what da fudge did I just watch xD
Same! I wasn't drinking anything but had the reflex to spit out what was in my mouth. LOL!!!
Same. This was one of those moments after 2 hours of watching random pointless sh*t, trying to find a reason to live and then this popped up and now I don't need any more internet.
Imagine Asoka and Luke's first meeting if this scene was cannon
it's canon bro
He would say "mom?"😐
@@eagleowl833 more like "mommy?"
😊
@@w11w2 From jailbait to MILF.
I can only imagine Luke thinking about this when talking to her
You know he was imagining her orange pussy.
Meanwhile Ahsoka wondering why he's playing so hard to get
"Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it"
“A fine piece of jailbait”
Nah, no wonder Anakin had to take bro out. Man said too much 💀
Except the scene takes place long after he killed obi-wan
Okay, but he double teamed her with him after every successful mission
From my point of view the jedi are evil 😭
“It was like a constant porno Luke, you would have no idea. & she was a good friend” 🤣🤣🤣 best dialogue EVER!
More of a monologue really lol
That part fucking kills me lmao
This sounds like something Ben would say in a Robot Chicken parody
Exactly mate
i thought this was an Auralnauts clip.
I love how it gets raunchier and raunchier with each line until "...and she was a good friend."
And then that last clip - Luke's facezoom needs a dramatic sting or something
Roundabout by Yes.
@@HwoarangtheBoomerang2008 remastered
I just love the fact that this video comes up first if you search “Ashoka Tano”
Daaaaaamn
Wait, really?
@@Bluealien-jv1fztested it again. This is literally the first video. Although maybe it’s because of the algorithm seeing that I’m a degenerate.
@@MaxBaraliuc damn, the algorithm caught you
"[Highly-detailed sexual carnage]... and she was a good friend."
Highly detailed sexual objectification... And she was a good friend.
Most Realistic dialogue I've ever heard.
Interesting deleted scene 🤣
Thats what George really meant with:"I may have gone too far in some places"
😂
Every frame has so much going on
😂 Poor Asoka no wonder she left the Jedi order
Or kicked out because she got tried of all the fucking that was happening to her
It all makes sense now 😂
AssHoKa
@@monkeychops03 Jedi they are the real villains they kick her out after doing all that and claiming she’s murdered a fellow Jedi then after finding out she’s not guilty they had they nerve to invite her back in Jesus am surprised she didn’t run and side with palatine or dooku at the time
@@joshcurtis8129Dooku was on the right side. He broke off from Jedi because he saw how flawed their rules are and that they are secretly serving the evil of the galaxy.
To this day, both simultaneously the greatest argument for AND against AI.
" Sometimes we had the entire 501st run a train over her... " ☠️ Had me dead 😅
This not aged well
Lmfao
@@LukiKrukiWhat do you mean?
Part of official jedi training, of course.
@@LukiKrukiaba
“Barely legal in most systems”had me dying💀💀💀
Ahsoka: “So much like your father 😏.”
Luke: “🤨⁉️”
Miguel Ohara: WAIT, IT'S A CANON EVENT!?
Tags: Aunt
@@PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531"Always was." 🌍👩🚀🔫🧑🚀
@@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine
Miguel Ohara: WAIT! **Dies**
Yoda: Oh Well, Furry Slaying Time.
Miguel O'hara: "Nah bro I'll let this one slide."
I love how innocently the way he says;
"It was surreal"
I have literally just died from laughter 😂🤣
Rest in peace my friend :c
Bro, if you're dead, honor Obi-Wan's memory. Use your incorporeal form to peek on women in the bath.
You will be missed.
Have ya now
Rip
That ending 💀💀💀
"so much like youe father" RIP
Even in Canon and Legends that’s the worst thing she could’ve told Luke
The no underwear part is literal canon lol
Huh?
@@goosemeister12 the official star wars canon says that there is NO underware in space. George lucas thought seeing bras would ruin the illusion so he told Leia to not wear one lol
@@ArdaSReal That’s fucking wild, holy shit
@@goosemeister12George also demanded that Ahsoka wears a tube top when designing her for the Clone Wars series. That old boy was wild 🤣
@@Mr.HeisenbergTheCookfr 🤣 especially in ROTJ 💀
I love how this is a minute straight of Obi Wan saying the absolutely most vile things, only to end it with "And she was a good friend"
And she was a good friend
_"She learned how to handle the meat saber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple."_
Implying the Jedi Temple was one big whorehouse.
Cause it was.
You didn't know?
The jedi were the most promiscuous group in the galaxy. Thats how they coped with never forming attachments, by attaching their meatsabers to every thermal exhaust port in the gaalxy. Shmi skywalker was a favorite among the council. What, did you really believe that story of "he had no father"? Please, that was pure cope. They recruited anakin so no one would have to shell out child support credits
@@GigaChadh976 I dont have credits, I have republic dataries....
Hard to resist Aayla Secura....
The ending has me sending.
Bro looked at her like, "don't look at me like that, I know what you and my dad did"
Yeah this scene is considered a meme nowadays but when it first came out it was shocking, I remember watching it on the cinema being stunned at the plot twist. The information that Kenobi was giving Luke (and by extension the audience) explained a lot of questions we had at the time about the lore of Star Wars.
I love the delivery of "it was surreal" like Obi Wan still can't believe it actually happened.
That was the best part for me. It's like when you bang a chick way outta your league, you try to figure out and rationalize how it happened.
Yes! The completely out of place contemplative tone - brilliant
This is one of the most cursed things I’ve heard in a while and yet the AI did a really good job
its a voice actor lmfao
@@svenrawandreloadedit is AI
Wait this was ai?
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@@pk-no7vi This half a book my brother in Islam
The delivery of “it was surreal” is perfect, this whole video is fucking hilarious but that line tops it for me
It's such a good line because it's exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they witnessed something like this, brings a hilarious sense of reality to it.
The clones might’ve executed order 66 on all of the Jedi, but they executed order 69 on Ashoka.
Of course, they’re human soldiers bred for war, the least the jedi can do is to aleviate them of some stress and PTSD, even Ahsoka, cause she’s an alien in a fictional, with different customs and laws.
0:46 I love how Luke shakes his head for a split second as the illusion of the good man he looked up to as a child is completely shattered before his eyes while Ben just rambles on about oggling a teenager like a mentally degraded ex-pastor in an end of life care facility who has realized it no longer matters if he gets caught.
trying too hard
Lmao
@@saintd_iiNah this was great
That’s oddly specific comparison but funny
Feck me ur loads of fun, bet your popular at parties. Sometimes just enjoy the moment.
I can’t get over luke’s amazed face the whole time obiwan is explaining that. 😂
From disgusted to interested 😂
@@ajitadonismanilal9105 I don’t know, just… you know how he tells the story, what?
😂😂😂
I keep watching this. Months pass and this still never gets old.
Same here.
Same brother 😂
years now for the meme
Unlike Ahsoka.
This was the first truly good piece of ai generated audio I ever heard. Glad it was my first.
“We told her there were no panties in space”
Isn’t that what George Lucas told Carrie Fisher for basically the same reason?
It was about bras but yes
What a classy guy
“Execute order 69”
“Yeahh, we’ve been railing her even before those orders were given”
Lukes face goes from disgusted, to completely interested 😂😂
This is single handedly the most outrageous Star Wars edit I’ve ever seen and I love it 😂
I recommend Auralnaughts clip on Qui Gon explaining midiclorians to young Anakin.
Child Anakin: Master Qui-Gon sir, what are midiclorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: It's heroin.
It might, over time, rise to DBZ Whitney Houston status in the internet hall of fame.
“It was surreal.”
Hearing Ben Kenobi saying these words is surreal.
The moment when you listen to your dad/grandpa stories when he is drunk and realize that his young years has 100x times more dirty stuff than in average Netflix series
"She wore a miniskirt everyday so we told her there were no panties in space" 🤣🤣🤣
Didn't George Lucas tell Carrie Fisher there were no bras in outer space during the making of Episode 4?
@@jamesbellefeuille2926he told carrie that there was no underwear in space for e4...
@@MrGeneralPB Duly noted. Thanks for the correction.
@@jamesbellefeuille2926I wish there were none in E6
1:05 she was a good friend.
🥲
💀
"It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend." (Obi-Wan Kenobi)
The zoom on Luke’s face at the end is what gets me every time lmao
"Aww, that's ni-*Wait* a minute...."
"it was ridiculous, it was like a constant porno" I'm dead 🤣😂
I think they are called “mind evaporators” judging by the holiday special.
I like the idea that obi's transition to a ghost didn't prevent him from becoming senile 😂
No he's perfectly in his right mind, and that's terrifying.
How’s he senile?
I think an even more terrifying prospect is the idea that after death, Obi-Wan got so immensely bored with the afterlife, he actively starts trolling the living just for a laugh
@@MrGeorgeFlorcusbro was already a troll in living
“……and she was a good friend”
After all that. 😂
“It was ridiculous Luke, like a constant porno you have no idea.” - Monk man, the space war film.
Luke looks so confused and interested at the same time.
0:48 "Amazing, please continue"
“A fine piece of jailbait, from a more civilized age. Before the Empire raised the age of consent.”
"Barely legal in most systems" lmao
1:17 "In what regard?"
💀
"You have his... gender"
I’ll tell you, this lost footage really does add a lot of depth to the characters and their backstories. I know LucasFilm takes a lot of flack for going back and adding and making changes to what are truly classic films. But I am confident this should make it into the next Directors Cut.
You mean it fills some plot holes of Ashoka?
@@SpiGAndromeda Yeah, forget that animated trash Star Wars Rebels. This is what people should watch to prepare for the Ahsoka series
@@SpiGAndromedadefinitely fills those holes alright.... wait wha
@@okidokiliteratureclub706😉
The original trilogy needs this scene just like the lord of the rings trilogy needs the edit of "my precious power ring, gone forever, AGGHHHHH!!!"
I love how this completely change the tone and context of order 66 from being an order that exterminate the jedi order, to an order that exterminate perverts, palpatine might be a wrinkly old ballsack of a sith, but he still got morals regarding minors
Good guy Palpatine protecting children from creeps.
Palpatine for 2024
@@balazsvarga1823Well he tried at least "Master Skywalker, what are we-"
Well except for the fact that he was grooming a kid anakin sooooooooooo………..
But none regarding miners.
“A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age” is such a fucking wild line.
“The entire 501st legion ran a train” is crazy, that’s like 10k plus clones
Can I find this on pornhub?
600+ because TCW turned it into a Battalion 🙃
“And she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers, almost every other day.” Somehow they knew...
If the Clone Wars wasn't a kids show I think those pirate capture scenes would have played out a little differently
@@maxmagnus3793 😬
After all that
"-and she was a good friend"
TIL the no panties comment is canon, thanks George.
ikr CW Ahsoka was delectable f*** meat.