Do The Stand Up [Bipedalism Rap]

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Could we dance before we were bipedal?
Lyrics:
Do the standup
Do the standup
Get your toes in line so you can walk on the ground
Get your head on your spine foramen magnum down
Get your knees inside lower the femoral angle
If you follow these steps you won’t get in a tangle
Do the standup
Do the standup
Get your hips down low make your pelvis like a bowl
Broaden both ilia and do the standup stroll
What’s your intermembral index girl? 68.9
Humans got long legs to walk
Damn that’s fine
If you’ve ever seen a chimp walking like it’s got a limp
You can tell from the footprint that it ain’t meant to sprint
Do the stand up
Do the stand up
Now reach for the fruit
Now reach for the fruit
Now reach for the fruit
Now reach for the fruit
Do the S curve
Do the S curve
Do the S curve
Do the S curve
Now get low, get low get low get low
Pelvis get low, get low, get low get low
Now Booty Booty Booty Booty walkin everywhere
Booty Booty Booty Booty walkin everywhere
walkin everywhere walkin everywhere
Now walk it out
Now walk it out
Now walk it out
Now walk it out
Homo walk it out
Australo walk it out
Paranthropus walk it out
tchadensis walk it out?

[@uberente]

i was watching a combat video on reddit and it took me almost a minute to figure out this was playing in the background. was like wtf, ok

[@aleanbh3808]

No not tchadensis walk it out. We now know it wasn’t a biped after all. But O. tugenensis yessss!

[@Ljcoleslaw]

Fascinating.

[@kallerfma]

I am so glad I subbed to this channel lmfaoo

[@PoopyArchaeology]

bro thanks!

[@jahajahai6204]

I wish i saw this video before my biological Anthropolgy exam. (((:

[@angelfarfan9239]

oml I love this

[@SweetLilWren]

This video made me sub!