Yeah, that’s kind of why I’m here. I saw a joke thing on Facebook saying Lowe’s has a 14’ Danzig statue for Halloween. I thought, “That’s what… five times actual size?”
@@christianunger498Embracing idiocracy is what was planned for you by the elites. Grandson of Charles Darwin wrote that at a certain point the few will cull the many, and that is the future of your bloodline, to end.
I like how the robot doesn’t seem to give a shit that Danzig likes the house as-is and therefore has no intention of capitulating to his demands, even going so far as to admit that getting blood to go up the walls is probably doable. 🤣
Seriously- I am not a tall man, but, I am at least 4 inches taller than Glenn is. I knew he was short, but, I was kind of taken aback by just how short he was.
Guess this is why Danzig put up his weird all black house up for sale a few years ago, he now lives in Carl's bloody house with his weird robot chicken servant thing.
First time I saw this years and years ago. I was watching this late at night with my buddy. We were HUGE misfits and Danzig fans. When he first appeared on screen I pretty much shouted "dude is that Danzig!?!??!?" And when he says "Danzig mother fcker!" We both lost our minds. Note that we were high out of our minds and literally just finished listening to the Earth A.D. album. I love this show. Damn those were good times.
Carl enjoys Foreigner and Loverboy (and probably Asia) and Whitesnake,and Carl’s friends outside the neighborhood aren’t in a position to turn Carl on to Danzig. Which is a bummer, because although Carl “wouldn’t get” Samhain, he *would* doubtlessly enjoy Danzig’s first 2 records. They’re both from New Jersey: they’d have a lot of common ground. Twist of Cain is a great song.
Funny story: so Danzig owned like a lot of Bricks and his neighbor complained about it. So Danzig angrily picked up each brick and threw them loadly in the trash while singing slurs. Some people speculate the story to be false but it’s so freaking funny to think about I want to believe it’s real.
@@obeseperson supposedly he was going to remodel something or for a project but he just left it there. But I think he would use it to throw at people who would harass him at his home
The funniest part about this is how they tried to make Danzig tall. Glenn Danzig is an absolute Chad as well, it is crazy weird how Carl didn’t know who Danzig is either.
Oh the irony.... now Danzig is trying to sell his old home for $1m "as is" that nobody hasn't bought and the video proof alone is more than enough. Basically has a jaguar but doest want to dish out the cash for renovation costs.
I love when something finally goes well for Carl.
Pretty sure the bitch bot fucks it up right before it's finalized
Carl is the best side character in fictional history
We're all Carl, at our core. Just trying to have a good time while having that good time destroyed by forces beyond our control.
For ONCE!
Making the best out of a bad situation
back when a million dollars for a house was ridiculously expensive
ikr, its the median house price in Colorado right now and there's a lot of cheap places here
it still is, buying power has gone down
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx True, but unfortunately, its the norm anymore.
Come on man, the blood refills and flows UP the walls. And it's elvin! $1 million is a steal.
It'll sell in New Jersey so they can demolish it and build a blood-soaked McMansion out to the minimum setbacks.
this is proof that Carl’s canon height is 5’4”
Nah, Danzig is too tall. 😂
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that’s kind of why I’m here.
I saw a joke thing on Facebook saying Lowe’s has a 14’ Danzig statue for Halloween. I thought, “That’s what… five times actual size?”
That's so funny that's what I was thinking this proves Carl is short.
"Alright. We'll do that."
Carl is a zen master
*dat
@@christianunger498Embracing idiocracy is what was planned for you by the elites. Grandson of Charles Darwin wrote that at a certain point the few will cull the many, and that is the future of your bloodline, to end.
Nah. Dude's seen so much bullshit that nothing fazes him anymore.
@@briarmason8737 none’a dis matters, nothing matters.
"Your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off." "Alright, fine, we'll do that." Carl is the best lol
"Yo, Carl...how ya gonna sell this house fulla blood, G?"
I know right who would by this?
God bless Carl he found someone.
Blood shower!
I like how the robot doesn’t seem to give a shit that Danzig likes the house as-is and therefore has no intention of capitulating to his demands, even going so far as to admit that getting blood to go up the walls is probably doable. 🤣
He does immediately regret it to be fair
The scene after this one kills me too
"Does he have to run that damn sprinkler all day?"
"It sure makes our house look a hell of a lot better"
Danzig is only 5'3", he is actually the elf king himself.
Seriously- I am not a tall man, but, I am at least 4 inches taller than Glenn is. I knew he was short, but, I was kind of taken aback by just how short he was.
@Coffeeandcinema__With boots 😂
Naw, Prince was the real Elf King, rip. This is what it's like when 🕊 🕊 🕊 😢.
"okay, how much"
"SEXUALLY"
*wonderful*
Look, I know it’s been a while alright. But, I’m not gonna Get Humped, by a giant red gorilla in space Okay?.😂
“I know it’s been a while, but I’m not gonna GET HUMPED by a giant red gorilla in space”
They made Danzig too tall.
Danzig’s just as tall as Carl.
Im very sure that was probably a requirement for him to be in the show lol
@@guilhermehank4938 lol yeah.
Like he would want himself to Be the same size as carl hightwise.
Danzig is 5′ 3″
the robot just smashing the window while talking with his hands always gets me
Yep, the ghost of Christmas past rules.
Listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fucking house and now he's fucking gone!
"Let me talk to my blood guy here."
I love how Carl says that like it's a legitimate occupation.
I'm a huge fan of Danzig, and his cameo in a freaking Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode really made my day.
"Yeah, that's elf blood too. That's not cheap." I love that he actually uses that to upsell the house once he sees the guy is into it.
Lemme ask my blood guy
"Okay, how much?"
" *Sexually* "
...
"Wonderful"
100th like
Da GREAT RED APE!!!!!
Half of Carl's best lines are long pauses.
Guess this is why Danzig put up his weird all black house up for sale a few years ago, he now lives in Carl's bloody house with his weird robot chicken servant thing.
"You make our house bleed RIGHT NOW!"
I love how the robot gets freaked out by Danzig after this.
We shall go to Mexico tomorrow
"With this freakin' robot, there he is."
TONIGHT!
😂😂 “im not going to get humped, by a giant red gorilla… in space” lmao where do they come up with this shit
Drugs ...lots of em!!.. 😅🤣
Fucking kills me ☠☠😆
@@crazypolite LOL!!!
Had my crying
No, thank you.
First time I saw this years and years ago. I was watching this late at night with my buddy. We were HUGE misfits and Danzig fans. When he first appeared on screen I pretty much shouted "dude is that Danzig!?!??!?" And when he says "Danzig mother fcker!" We both lost our minds. Note that we were high out of our minds and literally just finished listening to the Earth A.D. album. I love this show. Damn those were good times.
He looks like the type of guy that is gonna tell mothers that their children should not walk his way
"Thousands of years ago...!" 🤣
This would have been the perfect moment:
"Spaghetti, I want you to show this gorilla *THE* *NIGHT* *OF* *HIS* *LIFE* "
“Look, I know it’s been a while, right, but, uh…I’m not gonna HUMPED by a giant red gorilla from space, ok? No thank you.”
Back when there was a line
Danzig is the man
zig
one of the few times Carl won.
He didn’t tho cuz the blood dried up
How does Carl not know who Danzig is if hes supposed to be rock guy
Carl enjoys Foreigner and Loverboy (and probably Asia) and Whitesnake,and Carl’s friends outside the neighborhood aren’t in a position to turn Carl on to Danzig. Which is a bummer, because although Carl “wouldn’t get” Samhain, he *would* doubtlessly enjoy Danzig’s first 2 records. They’re both from New Jersey: they’d have a lot of common ground. Twist of Cain is a great song.
@@miahconnell23 Yeah, I could definitely see Carl driving down the NJT in a IROC with the top down, blasting "Her Black Wings". No doubt.
He was acting dumb bc he was afraid Danzig would think he was gonna rip him off if he knew who he was.
Really good point. I gotta assume he's a ROCK guy, not a METAL guy.
@@ExcuseMePhoneyIsn't Danzig punk not metal. You might be thinking of Rob zombies.
…With the shrieking robot, there he is
I love that Carl highlighted the fact that there are good schools in the area, as if DZ could POSSIBLY care
knowing danzig's fragile ego, he probably demanded you make him over 6' tall...
No doubt. "Make my cartoon hair DARKER! And when it looks too dark, MAKE IT DARKER THAN THAT!"
@intercoursehandguns851 - he's a 5' 5" satanist elvis impersonator...
he's lucky he's not Howard the duck...
Fry man you know you ain’t got no bathroom
Cartoon logic, &somehow they have a shower that Meatwad uses,
@@RoninRenThe creators also claimed that the only reason Shake doesn't have a room is cause they forgot to draw one for him.
A million for a 3 bed 2 bath is kinda the norm now in some states. Lol
California lol
I like how he upsells the elf blood's quality as a bargaining tactic.
That's elf blood, that aint cheap.
Danzing got a good deal and a place to put his evil bricks
Elf blood is something I'm sure a vampire would pay top dollar for.
Which is ironic, because we later find out the landlord for ATHF's house is a vampire. He should have been all over that.
I love anytime Carl and CGOCPFTF talk it's just Dave and Matt talking to each other.
Funny story: so Danzig owned like a lot of Bricks and his neighbor complained about it. So Danzig angrily picked up each brick and threw them loadly in the trash while singing slurs.
Some people speculate the story to be false but it’s so freaking funny to think about I want to believe it’s real.
Danzig and his evil bricks by tales in the bottle of if I recall correctly
What did he have all them bricks for
My sister lived a few blocks from Danzig's old place with the bricks - can confirm, the bricks were very very real
@@obeseperson supposedly he was going to remodel something or for a project but he just left it there. But I think he would use it to throw at people who would harass him at his home
Wonderful.
This was one of my favorite episodes 😂
Got to meet Danzig at Comic Con San Diego a couple years before this aired. He is rad af
"Alright fine we'll do that"
Has always cracked me up. Its a go to for me when someone recommends something im like ambiguous about
"Why don't you just go next door and use our bathroom?"
-doesn't have a bathroom
We don't need a toilet! That pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years and it will continue to work!
@@aeongodI don’t know who’s clothes that is someon ain’t wearing that again I’ll tell you that
Had a guitar lesson with John Christ. Had a hand injury afterwards and didn’t go back for more.
Nice guy…heck of a player.
The ending of this episode is fukking classic
That is elf blood too, that ain't cheap.
I hope my mother doesn't watch this.
She must be one of the elfin spirits....
She’s missing out.
Danzig is taking her daughter out tonight
Call her and tell her that her house is on elf Graves and they're pissed off
Tell her to tell her children not to walk his way
Y’know Danzig’s only 5’3, he’d be like up to Carl’s shoulder
It's been established they don't have a bathroom over at their house.
Ah yes, nothing like a good ol sink bath to wash away the blood.
The pile of clothes in the hallway has been good enough for years.
You serious THANK YOU GOD
One of my favorite scenes in this series 😂😂😂
$2 million in today's housing market.
"look I know it's been awhile"
I couldn't believe they had Danzig. This was awesome.
"You're serious? THANK YOU GOD!"
Is it me or did the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past have a different effect on his voice originally?
Good ole classic Adult Swim.
as a small youtuber to another, cheers. love athf
As another small youtuber, I agree.
"With the shrieken' robot there he is"
This show is a hoot.
It's funny how the robot smashes the glass for no reason to emphasize "I don't see why not"
...and since this scene, I think of how fucking scary blood going up the wall would look
Should have been a follow-up episode where Danny Marianinho moves in across the street.
For you young folks in the comment section: when this episode was written, a million for this house would have been cartoonishly inflated
I have a feeling Markula would have put an even bigger offer on the house, you know the cost of blood is going up after all
Probably the best episode ever that does not feature Mooninites.
Hand Banana.
You.........
Tonight
🎸🎵🎶”Moth-ers, tell your child-ren not to look my waaaay!”
I don’t see why not
Let me talk to my blood guy
Fkn one of the best episodes for sure! Fkn Carl 🤣❤
The funniest part about this is how they tried to make Danzig tall. Glenn Danzig is an absolute Chad as well, it is crazy weird how Carl didn’t know who Danzig is either.
"That's elf blood too that's not cheap you know."
That's elf blood too, not cheap.
I barely have the words! 😂😂😂 It worked out for Carl in so many ways. 😂
0:59
"I don't see why not."
Does the robot know it's no longer a punishment? Why is he cooperating?
I always pictured Carl as being around 5'11". Never took him for a little fella😏
Oh, because he's drawn the same size as Glenn Danzig who is 5"3
Wow, Danzig is taller than Carl. That means Carl is, like, 4'8
the way m*f* is beeped out is so funny
A million sounds about right. That was my thought as well.
Oh the irony.... now Danzig is trying to sell his old home for $1m "as is" that nobody hasn't bought and the video proof alone is more than enough. Basically has a jaguar but doest want to dish out the cash for renovation costs.
I didn’t realize Carl was so short
Reminds me of the main guy in the german Movie " Buba "
Danzig is forbidden
There's no way Carl doesn't know who Danzig is.
That was my surprise as well 😅
Butter.... Tell your mother not to bake my bread. BUTTER!
The part that makes the least sense is Carl not recognizing Danzig
I didn't know Carl was only 5'2"
Okay youtube fucking watches my discord conversations I'm certain of it
Was going to subscribe. Then i saw the number of subs and thought "nahh"
Has there been any time in this show they actually save the day? Never 😂
Carl did save his ass from the Red Ape though
Hahahaha unrealistic. Glen Danzig is like 5'4". How freaking short is Carl? 😂
Why Mexico?
I thought that the carl was going to move to Danzig, lol
I didn’t know the aqua team hunger force team have great taste in music
DAAAAAAAANZIIIIIIIIIG.....YOU WANT SUMN TO EEEEEAAAAT?!
😂