Tim MacDonald, the keyboard player., was a very good friend of mine. I knew him for over 30 years. He was responsible for my wife and I getting into the real estate rental business and us retiring in San Diego. Sadly he passed away in 2019 just before the pandemic. RIP Tim.
It's ironic that the thing that makes us the most uncomfortable is that they DIDN'T use the foul language we expected which is what really makes us uncomfortable.
I just nearly died laughing because I accidentally added this to my playlist for sad songs instead of funny stuff. All of a sudden, I just start to hear this and it made my day.
Timmy Collins u guys cant even access youtube in your school? Damn ur school sucks man we can even watch porn in our school😂 at first they were blocked, then they unblocked them, then blocked them again😂
Why if I was your parents I would by you a beer if you put that as your ringtone. Come to think of it that’s why I’m on sexual harassment charges after my daughter played Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”
I love that nobody laughed the first misleadment, but the second time everyone laugh, implying that everyone thought first round "oh I thought they would say... Jesus i need to control myself"
I remember this when I was young. I actually memorized it and used to sing it to my parents friends when they were drunk. It was impressive for a fifth grader to sing to a bunch of drunk adults.
The captions make this song so much funnier. First she starts off by burning her children, then she starts purring and ends up innovating someone's daughter
Lyrics There was an old farmer who lived by a rock, He sat in the meadow a-shaking his fist, At some boys who were down by the crick (creek), Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles And playthings, and in days of yore There came a young lady she looked like a Pretty young creature. She sat on the grass She pulled up her dresses and showed us her Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck. She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children and learn them to knit While the boys in the barnyard where shovelling Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her Eyes at the fellows as girls somtimes do, To make it quite clear that she wanted to Go for a nice pleasent stroll on the grass, Then hurry back home for a nice peice of Icecream and cake that stood three layers tall, And after dessert she was ready to Go for another walk down by the dock, With any young man with a sizeable Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front, If he asked politely she would show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits, And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her Small tenders hands with movement so quick, Then she'd lean on over and suck on his Soda so sweetly till she finished it, Then pull down her panties to rub on her Hip, which she brused when she ran down the halls, 'Cause he tried to force her to lick on his Candy so tasty made of butterscotch, And then he spread whipped cream All over her cookies she had been baking all night, If you think this is dirty you're f***ing well right.
I had a sub. teacher who sang this to all of his classes (every grade) Elementary kids: good song Middle school kids: laughing hysterically High school kids: blushing and snickering Edit: the sub past away a month ago from a stroke
I'm surprised they actually let a teacher sing a song like that to the whole class. Years ago, a teacher who did that would not only be fired, he would not be allowed to work in any other school for the rest of his life.
Brandon Orloff you forget. A comedic audience is the biggest critic second to yourself... if you don't realise that you're in the wrong line of work. Like a vegan food critic in a steakhouse..
+Brandon Orloff What? I'm pretty sure he was referring to himself "best I can do..." "taking a risk"...are you intellectually disabled? Only fucking morons like you lash out at people without taking a fucking second to contemplate the fucking comments. Fuck all, good bye!
I remember songs like this at school in 1960 it was all a laugh and funny...the boys used to say wanna hear my new song and it was a sharing happy time
@@TheChosenMoose01 my stepdad was a rinky dink country singer in the 80s playing in local bars and he would sing this, on weekends hed sing at home and let me fill in the last words and i would of course bellow out the dirtiest words my little mind would conjure, really pissed my mom off to no end lol
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0% Drugs
0% Insulting others
1% Swearing
99% Assumptions
1% swearing
@@greendaquil 0.1%
100% stolen
Stolen comment
100% stolen
When your teacher asks for a clean song request
Or boss lol
That’s actually a good obervation
This is so savage. 😂
Yes genius it’s dirty but made clean techincally
Yes just yes
“They had us the whole time, not gonna lie.”
Damn homie, so true
Damn homie, so tru
Damn homie, so tr
Damn homie, so t
Damn homie, so
Producers: How many innuendos can you fit into a song?
Bird and MacDonald: Yes.
All of them.
Hold my beer 🍺
this is like a sneeze that just wont come.
That's so true
More like an orgasm that just wont come
Yep
@@burstvgc to the 2/3 of women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omggg true
my friend used to say, “i don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination”
Underrated
Nice friend
Suspicion time..
What a lovely Man of Culture. 👍
Rayena Carter well it was actually a middle school girl but sure haha
Tim MacDonald, the keyboard player., was a very good friend of mine. I knew him for over 30 years. He was responsible for my wife and I getting into the real estate rental business and us retiring in San Diego. Sadly he passed away in 2019 just before the pandemic. RIP Tim.
RIP
You have my condolences, may this absolute legend Rest In Peace.
Rest in peace
Rest in peace :(
RIP.
As a kid you knew the beat, as a teen you knew the lyrics.
I am kid and know the lyrics.
As an adult you had tried every part of this song 😆
The dirtiest song that never says anything dirty, comedy genius.
Oh but my dear Clorox Beach, it clucking well does...
You must have not heard the last line of the song
How a dirty song should be
@@inutyounuteveryonenuts how all things should be
2:07 here we go
2007: *"The Assumption Song"*
2020: *"WAP"*
Music is evolving
just backwards, I had you in the first half didn't I
@@crystaldragon3491 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@a rat Wap: Wireless access point. Someone was trying to water cool their router but spilled all the coolant so they needed a bucket and a mop.
Dont even mention that garbage
Huge difference between "WAP" and the "Assumption Song". Not even in the same class.
It's ironic that the thing that makes us the most uncomfortable is that they DIDN'T use the foul language we expected which is what really makes us uncomfortable.
Actually they did. At the end, they actually said "You're f***ing well right." That's all.
I just nearly died laughing because I accidentally added this to my playlist for sad songs instead of funny stuff. All of a sudden, I just start to hear this and it made my day.
Happy little accident
This is what trolling was like before the internet was invented
Well, let’s go back to those days.
At least we won’t offend people...especially in 21st century (literally)
@@ImFromIowa maybe because people don’t like generally racist and homophobic jokes Ik not speaking for everyone
Have you ever hear of Dixie union version?
@@ImmortalDaevon ikr, people getting offended for no reason. Ig cowards will always be cowards.
@@ImmortalDaevon your a leftist aren't you
imagine the kidzbop version coming out.
This is the kidz bop version
cant wait
This is
Cottage cheese bikini UwU kids pop wasent our when this made
Poison Peck kids popwasent out
How can anyone write a song that's so dirty, yet not dirty at all? It sounds like an impossible task, yet these guys pulled it off flawlessly!
I want a version with the assumptions actually happening
th-cam.com/video/GfeH3k6DnJg/w-d-xo.html
It's been done, just with a different version of the song.
Go look at the video animated assumption song. It came out like 7 years ago
The lyrics would have to change almost completely.
No, the assumptions not happening is what makes it fuckin hilarious
I was so invested in the song that I didnt notice THAT THE MAN HAS A FOOT LONG HAT
Wha-
Wtf lol
OH MY GOD HE DOES
Oh my god how didn't I see that
the guy one the right also has one and it's red
I got detention in high school for accessing TH-cam by bypassing the schools firewall and blaring this song in class.
Timmy Collins u guys cant even access youtube in your school? Damn ur school sucks man we can even watch porn in our school😂 at first they were blocked, then they unblocked them, then blocked them again😂
Timmy Collins it’s called an incognito tab
At least you didn't play "pumped up kicks" at school.
Legend
You must teach us your ways
This song is absolutely hilarious, I have tears in my eyes and aching side from laughing so much 🤣😂🤣😂
This is my new ringtone.
Any guesses on how long untill my parents kick me out?
Your out by now
Why if I was your parents I would by you a beer if you put that as your ringtone. Come to think of it that’s why I’m on sexual harassment charges after my daughter played Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”
It took until now to get a call when they were around, they told me to change it is in being kicked out
I place my bet on 2- 3 months long, so technically you should have been kicked out long ago....
1 week
finally some good christian music
@KIAKING _UNDERSCORE worship and pray 🙏🙏🙏
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@@youneverknow3451 I WAP too! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I love WAP
13 years ago: OMG this is so dirty.
Modern music: Hold my beer
More like, Modern music: hold my WAP
Let's be honest this is practically from a certain point of view more dirty then anything now
@@Hellraiser988 no, the human mind is dirty not the song
Lonley Island has entered the ring
@@fluxdrive8975 Ram ranch enters chat snorts a line of the special nose sugar and has some black Mexican needle juice
This just showed up on my home feed.. I remember this.. Redd Foxx.... I miss him... One of the all time greats for sure.
I love that nobody laughed the first misleadment, but the second time everyone laugh, implying that everyone thought first round "oh I thought they would say... Jesus i need to control myself"
This should be named "How to troll dirty minded people"
Blazing Battle Bashers "dirty minded"
69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m not dirty minded. I’m just good at rhyming..
The song is actually called the assumption song
@@JamesColemanTheater Same...
I remember this when I was young. I actually memorized it and used to sing it to my parents friends when they were drunk. It was impressive for a fifth grader to sing to a bunch of drunk adults.
bruh. *grand salute
No
Or maybe it was sad
😂😂
@@poppajournee8323 I got a standing applause
Never get tired of this song.
Most people: Talking about the song
Me: Hehe. His hat is long
0:48 (Turn on captions) GEEZ THATS DARK
"Learning a new way to bring up her children abd burn them" hahaha
The captions make this song so much funnier. First she starts off by burning her children, then she starts purring and ends up innovating someone's daughter
Legit thoooooo
Yo wtd
And I oop
This song is so dirty febreeze could not clean it
This is the 7th worst joke I heard today. Get new jokes.
Justin Baldeosingh but there is no profanity hehe.
Febreeze is for scent you fucking door knob
Ever see those Febreeze commercials? *spritzes on some laundry, INHALES DEEPLY*
Drop of Dawn, dirty lyrics are gone.
I have literally been searching for this version of this song for well over a decade! Thank you!
i love getting recommended videos from 10+ years ago.
show this to a child and they will see nothing wrong here
lukkajwalker98 I do
lukkajwalker98 lol I understood it in primary school.
We used to go around singing how low our balls hang
I do, I'm 11 bitch
LCSC who the fuck are you 11 shut the fuck up before I burn
Austin Glass was that even English?
This song is so good, my neighbors threw a rock through my window so they could hear it better.
*Ya wha?*
69 likes ;)
Are you sure it was so they could hear it better
Ik this is stolen but its funny and I dont care all that matters is that it made me laugh
Free thinking, high IQ individual
Usually I’d say they had us in the first half but they held me hostage for the whole ride.
1:37 that guy got mad creepy for a second haha
The trolliest song ever
ssggnvgnenn
Connor Fleury oilikket
No, Trololol is.
THIS HAS 666 LIKES
Kerry Brasher #shutupthisistheinternet
Lyrics
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock,
He sat in the meadow a-shaking his fist,
At some boys who were down by the crick (creek),
Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles
And playthings, and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature. She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children and learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard where shovelling
Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellows as girls somtimes do,
To make it quite clear that she wanted to
Go for a nice pleasent stroll on the grass,
Then hurry back home for a nice peice of
Icecream and cake that stood three layers tall,
And after dessert she was ready to
Go for another walk down by the dock,
With any young man with a sizeable
Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front,
If he asked politely she would show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small tenders hands with movement so quick,
Then she'd lean on over and suck on his
Soda so sweetly till she finished it,
Then pull down her panties to rub on her
Hip, which she brused when she ran down the halls,
'Cause he tried to force her to lick on his
Candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he spread whipped cream
All over her cookies she had been baking all night,
If you think this is dirty you're f***ing well right.
thx
i always listen to this song with this comment
Damn
Thanks a lot
Tis is wrong its lick not suck
This should be called: how dirty is your mind? The ultimate test
2020 and current: WAP By Cardi B
2007: this
the ending is flawless "if you think this is dirty, you're fucking well right"
The version I heard was "If you think this is dirty you can go Fuck yourself".
TheataGamer yeah thats the first one I heard but then I found this
that version is the one with the animated video right? i've seen that one years ago!
A masterpiece
It's ment to say: "If you think this is dirty then go f*ck yourself"
I had a sub. teacher who sang this to all of his classes (every grade)
Elementary kids: good song
Middle school kids: laughing hysterically
High school kids: blushing and snickering
Edit: the sub past away a month ago from a stroke
Lol
I'm surprised they actually let a teacher sing a song like that to the whole class. Years ago, a teacher who did that would not only be fired, he would not be allowed to work in any other school for the rest of his life.
Nah high school is the same trust me.......I’m in it XD
Michael Palmieri
Well the sub is old, rich, and loved by everyone
Pablo Escobar same thing with middle schoolers. At least at my school
Brings back memories of " The Doctor Demento Show "
I hope 1 day a kid performs this at a talent show🤣
i had a talent show, me and my friend made a bet to see who would win, they sang never guna give you up, i sang this, i won
r/thathappened
@@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842 they say the f word at the end of the song
this is comedy gold
best i can do is bronze, and i'm still taking a huge risk
Oh, so you're a comedy critic are you? If not, then your opinion didn't matter
Brandon Orloff you forget. A comedic audience is the biggest critic second to yourself... if you don't realise that you're in the wrong line of work. Like a vegan food critic in a steakhouse..
Oh My Gosh Becky Look At Her Butt
+Brandon Orloff What? I'm pretty sure he was referring to himself "best I can do..." "taking a risk"...are you intellectually disabled? Only fucking morons like you lash out at people without taking a fucking second to contemplate the fucking comments. Fuck all, good bye!
The song doesn't rhyme
But it does if you have the right vocabulary
In our minds it does if we use the words
its not meant to rhyme... thats what they exploited
I use the words in my mind it sounds better
listen to the song again it does rhyme if you fill in the rude bits
Idc about it rhyming, its clever as shit.
For some hell reason, I though this would be a rap song.
slim shady was quiet after this one
Lies lol
Who the hell puts whipped cream on cookies
Don't knock it 'till you try it!
+ryan slade who the hell dosent
+GamingToTheMax me
Well, he actually wanted to put it on something else, but the songwriter wouldn't let him!
white people
*Every Kidz Bop version* :
Love this ...well done guys . I'd buy if you release this cd .
You ever just watch this 13 years later
I played this during a class
The teacher turned red saying"I'm going to lose my job!"
Next play Samwell's "What What"
Love this 'fill-in-the-blank' style of music.
These men were comedy geniuses. This song was dirty but not dirty at all.
I love how this recently pops up in my recomended
no one is gonna talk about his hat? ok.
Indeed
@@lewisa06xbox71 yooooo, loved you in the book of revelation!
yo it's a yankee with 2x brim
l ö n g
@@manfail7469 best comment 😂😂😂
"If you think this is dirty, youre fucking well right"
Im dying
Absolutefantastic...Saturday night live needs to do this
A good way of exposing the dirty-minded :)
+Jesse Smith What is?
***** This song.
+Jesse Smith *WOOSH* Watch out there man, that one almost hit you.
Is there a version with all the swears?
not that i know of, it's called the assumption song for a reason....you think they are going to say something dirty but they don't.
im gonna show this to my grand grand child and tell him/her “this is what we watch back in my 2000’s day”
3lise 7824 Try seeing it when it was first aired forty-ish years beforehand! 😀
@@ShawnCatherineFisher "forty-ish" years before the 2000s? I doubt it, considering this is from 1985.
@@Legofan4ever88I was born in 73, you'll be alright.
This song came out in 1985. Times have changed a lot in 36 years.
When i was a teenager I bought the a cassette of Bird and MacDonald from a truck stop. The whole tape was hilarious. Wish i still had it.
Brilliant. I wonder if they ever slip up.
This is then slipping up
0:20 she was like "mhm damn right thats what i was thinking"
"World's Dirtiest Song"
Cardi B: *Allow me to introduce myself*
I remember songs like this at school in 1960 it was all a laugh and funny...the boys used to say wanna hear my new song and it was a sharing happy time
*mr clean has left the room*
This song makes me want to call 911 and ask what their emergency is.
Fidget Spinner Wrong meme & wrong song.
Do it
13 years later this vid crawled into my reccomendations
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches...."
-R. Foxx
I broke the replay button
Seriously, I've been laughing about this for 45 minutes fml 😂
here 0:00 :)
My fav part is 2:43
Clark of Ulster doesn't exist
I am Kira ive been listening to it for 3 hours 0.o
Clark of Ulstert XD the part that doesn't exist the end part
This was released as a single in the early/mid 70's.
no kidding.
No shit
We have the same profile picture
No shit
No shit
it’s genuinely crazy i wasn’t even a year old when this came out and to this day it is still funny and the comedy is still good
Omg I'm in tears 😢 fantastic piece of tongue in cheek music 🎶
Nobody:
Thirteen Year Old humor: ~~~
Nooooooooooo
@@tyeochen Why you booing me? I'm right!
@@ZeddiLeppi in our case, it's five year olds
Belch this is TH-cam there's little ones on here 🤢🤮🤮🤮
@@Kaitlynmjoneszm2vs Well unfortunately that's how kids are apparantly.
Nobody:
TH-cam algorithm: yes
Devins gaming and vlogs channel fr...but they don’t want anyone cursing in their videos 🤨🤷🏼♂️
My boy can get banned permanently from the this TH-cam channel for cussing but this is still up
This whole song feels like a sneeze that won't come out
I never heard this variation of the song before. It's totally hilarious.🤣
i showed this to my dad and he said "I don't see any dirty things about that song" And when i told him the slang of dirty, he was Laughing
I have new found respect for this song listening to it live.
I haven't heard this song in 17 years. Great memories with dad singing this in the car after fishing.
Still recommended 13 year later.
When the sneeze doesn't come:
First time hearing this, can’t stop replaying.
I heard a variation of this song when I was about 14, in the early '60's.
this song is the sneeze that won't ever come out
You copy the top comment after a year, and expect popularity🤦
The people who laugh are the dirty minded people
The others just don't know why the hell everyone is laughing
So basically 99% of people laughed at this? Good to know.
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 Guess I'm that 1% lol
@@Eok1an Lol, I definitely laughed at this.
I disnt laugh it was my funny not
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 iw was not fumny
I give them props for not laughing while they sang this
You would actually be able to safely say this is child friendly (kind of) until the very last part.
this is the best developed song i have ever and will ever see well done
I don’t know how... but this song somehow feels nostalgic... in some way...
It is 13 years old
@@dannydestructoe2468 True.... but I’m 13 years old.....
i remember my stepdad singing this in the mid 80s can't believe i found it again, last time i heard it was probably 1988 sure takes me back
@@jameschaykowski5742 I saw it was released in 84
@@TheChosenMoose01 my stepdad was a rinky dink country singer in the 80s playing in local bars and he would sing this, on weekends hed sing at home and let me fill in the last words and i would of course bellow out the dirtiest words my little mind would conjure, really pissed my mom off to no end lol
My whole life has been leading to the moment I clicked on this video.
Now people in ironically listen to songs that make this sound like a toddlers lullaby
Thumbnail makes it look like an Alan Partridge sketch.
them hats though
Guess this is where the Assumption Song came from
Damon Ware oneyng
Guess so I thought no one would say that
I literally was like wait.... omg oney
I’m saving this for school. My teacher can’t say it’s dirty
It's like when you feel like your gonna fall asleep but you dont
TV versions of movies be like:
You'll find a stranger in the Alps!!
Hand me the keys you fairy godmother.