@@mirjanbouma all videos get ads. Even if the youtuber doesn't make money of it. Its been like that for about two years now. You can't decide not to run ads on your videos anymore, you can just decide not to get paid for those ads
So happy this series is back! As a reward you get a saxophonist's young male horse instructed during a rather chilly downpour: John Coltrane's colt trained in the cold rain.
Yes, but what is the saxophonist's horse instructed to do? I would hazard that he's been instructed to aim a revolver at a locomotive. That's right: John Coltrane's colt trained to train his colt on a train in the cold rain.
Noah did build a ship to save at least one type of fish, he built a ship that had multiple levels with tanks on each so that he could take on as many Carp as he could find .............................that's right he built a multi story Carp ark
I do assume though that sweet water fish wouldn’t be able to deal with water levels rising so much that lakes & rivers would get mixed in with the seas. So you might actually need to have some giant fish tanks
@@generallybored331 Narrow it down to flatulists who can easily be set on fire from a peninsula between the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean to make a flaming flattened list of flammable Floridian flatulists.
Charles Blondin was my Great Great Grandfather. My Great Grandfather was one of 8 of his children and lived in London. I would like to see that video if you have a link. Thank you.
Here we see 4 wild Brits in their natural habitat of arguing over silly things. At 04:00 we can see a Brit using their mating call to attract Female Brits. Moving on, we see an American.
What wheel? It's just a piece of paper with an arrow and the word "FRANCE" written on it! :D (But to be fair, the wheel once landed on the US, too, so it's definitely a spinny, turny thing.)
IT'S BACK! :D Today is Thanksgiving here in the States, and I now know what I'm thankful for :) This show never ceases to have me in stitches, because you're all absolutely bonkers in the best way. Thanks for keeping us entertained
The conversation about the barrel lady betrays a lack of appreciation of just how powerful the falls were before the advent of hydrogenation plants that cut the volume down. They still are powerful and the water that makes that plunge meets hard ragged dolomite--a type of obdurate stone. At my every visit to the falls I always think of how preposterous it seemed to think going down the falls in a barrel is.
I literally (yes actually literally, pedants) had to stop the video after the drowning fish gag I was laughing so hard. Took me about a minute to catch my breath. Thank you all for the amazing production.
My spreadsheet (yes, I have one too) has only been filled in until the end of series 3 so far, but even within those three series, we had biscuit-less episodes at 1x02, 1x09, 2x02 and 2x07.
Can I just say this is absolutely phenomenal it's like the best humour in a gameshow you've ever seen but you're actually learning something if you pay attention
3:25 I wasn't really paying attention, so I thought you were talking about the story of a guy to tightroped across the twin towers. So when the bearded dude said "thingy falls" while doing that motion with both hands I died! XD
A new season of citation needed! Truly a thanksgiving miracle. Bestowed upon us thankful Americans by a bunch of Brits who possibly have no idea it's a holiday.
Boys, I am very happy for you lot for being successful enough to rent out an actual studio and advertisers to score a genuine audience. But I can't help but feel that the ye olden days of filming in someone's kitchen had a certain charm that is lost here.
It's backkkkkkk! I haven't even watched the episode but I've already liked, commented and truly believed that I absolutely enjoyed everything! Good seeing you boys again :D
Tom trying to make everyone get points: you're INCREDIBLY close Reality:a totally different argument. Edit:it's no one gonna talk about the heart shaped pillow and mattress? Really?
Mmm thought Tom was saying BlondA . I was like that's the same story as Blondin. Seems like his pronounciation of Blondin was a tad like Blondann (French influence?). I have always pronounced it like BlondeINN. Anyway pronounciation differences aside, welcome back. Think I prefered the 'kitchen table days' , to this i'n front of an audience' style.
We're back! Welcome to all the recent subscribers to this channel, who have no idea what's about to hit them.
ｃｏｏｌ ａｎｄ ｇｏｏｄ
NEW SEASON HYPE!!!
HI Tom Love the vid. Not an issue but have you ever noticed the black dot optical illusion in the window on the set i cant help but notice it!!!!
Oh boy, do yourself a favor and go watch all the previous seasons! They're just as great :)
Tom Scott been subscribed for two years. No idea what this is
Can I just say how jealous I am that you have managed to turn "hanging out with your friends" into a legitimate revenue stream.
Not to mention doing the most interesting and unusual things you could find to do all around the globe
That's called "starting a podcast"
Well, I don't quite know if it's a revenue stream
@@OlanKenny it still is, I get ads at the starts of these videos. Tom gets paid.
@@mirjanbouma all videos get ads.
Even if the youtuber doesn't make money of it.
Its been like that for about two years now.
You can't decide not to run ads on your videos anymore, you can just decide not to get paid for those ads
“THE FISH ARE DROWNING”
“They seem fine with it!”
-Built for leisure, not for speed- Gary Brannan
🤣
“The fish will...opposite of drown!” Is the best quote to come out of Citation Needed
Agree, and the second one for me is "Uhh... Pill."
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“This president is tubby-toast” is also up there imo
@@thatoneguy9582 panthers?
…supermarket?
"Are you saying he invented the bucket?"
So happy this series is back! As a reward you get a saxophonist's young male horse instructed during a rather chilly downpour:
John Coltrane's colt trained in the cold rain.
Yes, but what is the saxophonist's horse instructed to do? I would hazard that he's been instructed to aim a revolver at a locomotive.
That's right:
John Coltrane's colt trained to train his colt on a train in the cold rain.
this is perfect
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@@Powerkillera ...at a locomotive transporting solid lumps of carbon.
John Coltrane's colt trained to train his Colt at a coal train in the cold rain
Noah did build a ship to save at least one type of fish, he built a ship that had multiple levels with tanks on each so that he could take on as many Carp as he could find .............................that's right he built a multi story Carp ark
Ian Jackson I tip my hat to you, good sir. That was both brilliant and terrible.
That's bad enough that it deserves to be a show ending prize
I didn’t get it till I read it out loud
I do assume though that sweet water fish wouldn’t be able to deal with water levels rising so much that lakes & rivers would get mixed in with the seas. So you might actually need to have some giant fish tanks
Aamos, you may be right. Though it's just a story
a list of flatulists should really be called a flatulist
You win some pressed catalogues of wind breakers
Flat flatulists lists
@@mvl71 I feel like flattened list of flatulists works better rhythmically
You could set it on fire too so it would be a flaming flattened list of flatulists
@@generallybored331 Narrow it down to flatulists who can easily be set on fire from a peninsula between the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean to make a flaming flattened list of flammable Floridian flatulists.
@@westcheap You appear to have missed out the geographical bit of your joke my friend
Bless the person who did the subtitles.
I'd be lost without them
Tom himself
You can always tell when I’ve been watching Citation Needed because my search history gets very weird for about 15 minutes...
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15 minutes?
Look at the length of the episode.
I was hoping I wouldn't have to clarify.
My search history is weird all the time
‘Thingy falls’
I've just realized that Gary is Karl Pilkington but with the intelligence and experience to back up his claims on exceedingly improbable things.
Honestly, I never pictured her in the barrel with a lid on either - thanks for so much laughter today
And now, 4 years later, Tom has video footage of the last working Blondin in Britain!
And now he has a video where he walks a tightope (not over Niagara Falls though)!
And now he has also learned tightrope walking!
Charles Blondin was my Great Great Grandfather. My Great Grandfather was one of 8 of his children and lived in London. I would like to see that video if you have a link. Thank you.
@matteast1104 Any family lore about what happened to his French family?
I utterly love moments like 10:36 where Gary says something and everyone looks at him and goes "what?"
Today is the day I've finally seen Tom walk a tightrope, and I immediately thought of this video.
People barreling over Niagara Falls do it *proper* Hobbit-style, not like that movie nonsense with the inexplicable water battle.
PANTHERS?!
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Here we see 4 wild Brits in their natural habitat of arguing over silly things. At 04:00 we can see a Brit using their mating call to attract Female Brits. Moving on, we see an American.
the absolute no hesitation of the response "wednesday" from Gary.
Walky longy not-fally-downy thingy.
Congratulations in your successful walk too, Tom!
It took the boys so long to get to the words "tightrope" and "Niagra".
There's a masturbation joke to be made somewhere in this, but I can't quite put it together.
IceMetalPunk: Something like: You don't need Niagara if you've already got a tight rope.
Hardcore talk about Roland the Farter was more important 😂
I was expecting them to mix the name with 'Viagra'
_Viagra falls....._
Instead, we've got the most amusig moments of word concocting.
The wheel spins and lands on France!
What wheel? It's just a piece of paper with an arrow and the word "FRANCE" written on it! :D (But to be fair, the wheel once landed on the US, too, so it's definitely a spinny, turny thing.)
The wheel is 50% France...
Any guesses for next time? I think Germany. Just because it's always France or Germany
Kaushik Varadharajan The robots...ARE pigeons.
dun dun duuun....
QI is back. Citation Needed is back. What more could I ask for for Christmas!
I too am rejoicing.
I really wouldn't mind a version of all the British panel shows but featuring the Citation Needed crew.
We need Tom on QI !
Marc Moreau we need Gary on QI!
QI IS BACK!? Christmas is saved!
can we just apreciate for a sec that the pillow barrel-lady had, was heartshaped. thanks for including that detail
I thought I might get to use a bit of my obscure welsh slate quarry knowledge in a smart comment but you had it covered. 🏴
bikeybikebike the greatest of disappointments
Oh it was a Get Carter reference! I finally get one of the Michael Caine jokes from the Tech Dif podcast now!
"There's gonna be a flood! GET THE FISH ON!"
14:56 ""I've been Tomska, see you next time!"
I love Citation Needed, but am I wrong for kinda missing the kitchen table setup VS the live audience?
ebiljebus I think a lot of us feel the same way...
Yeah i preferred the kitchen setup
The applause breaks don’t work as well as their own reactions in my view
I've just left a comment to the same effect. A small audience is worse than none.
In the kitchen, it feels more natural whereas with an audience you can see more obviously that they're performing
"I must just be naturally funny." *MAKES INTENSE EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA*
2:09 Chris Joel: Error 404: Sanity.exe not found
Obviously he fried the omelette on an iron.
IT'S BACK! :D Today is Thanksgiving here in the States, and I now know what I'm thankful for :) This show never ceases to have me in stitches, because you're all absolutely bonkers in the best way. Thanks for keeping us entertained
I desperately want Tom to be a guest on QI.
I’ll be honest I’d rather watch Gary and Alan Davies face-off ;)
Chris Joel and the Aerial Sheep Service: A.S.S.
The conversation about the barrel lady betrays a lack of appreciation of just how powerful the falls were before the advent of hydrogenation plants that cut the volume down. They still are powerful and the water that makes that plunge meets hard ragged dolomite--a type of obdurate stone. At my every visit to the falls I always think of how preposterous it seemed to think going down the falls in a barrel is.
Chris: The Aerial Sheep Service
From all of us on the western side of the Pond, I'd like to give thanks for the new season of Citation Needed.
I'm going to try using the phrase "flat-a-mo-boinger" somewhere.
When I saw this in my feed, I actually hopped up slightly in my seat and made a little noise.
I literally (yes actually literally, pedants) had to stop the video after the drowning fish gag I was laughing so hard. Took me about a minute to catch my breath. Thank you all for the amazing production.
I just got my wisdom teeth out and was just thinking how much I wish I could watch a new episode of this, so thanks for making my day!
This is one of the all time classic episodes. It has everything.
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!
**swigs a bottle**
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!
Why is this so entertaining?
THE LIFE ESSENCE THAT IS CITATION NEEDED FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS ONCE AGAIN! I AM REBORN!
How odd; no mystery biscuits in this episode. Have we had one like that before?
Vihang Dixit yeah
it's not that rare and if matt guessed cook and omelete instead of egg and spoon race he might have gotten it
My spreadsheet (yes, I have one too) has only been filled in until the end of series 3 so far, but even within those three series, we had biscuit-less episodes at 1x02, 1x09, 2x02 and 2x07.
Robert, you are such a nerd. :D
Robert, would be you be willing to share this spreadsheet? This seems like the perfect amount of nerd I need from this.
I've been watching this for a while now, why do I still sometimes drink when Tom is introducing Gary?
will matt be saying hello in different languages from now? if so, may I suggest "gamarjobat youtube"?
Hasn't that always been his thing?
rzeka hallo TH-cam would work for Dutch/German
Was it Arabic this time? It sounded like "marhaben"
Adrian Pietkiewicz I think it was turkish "merhaba"
Oh, that makes sense - I wasn't sure if it was bad pronunciation or a different dialect/language
Can I just say this is absolutely phenomenal it's like the best humour in a gameshow you've ever seen but you're actually learning something if you pay attention
Annie Edison Taylor pioneered the Bilbo Baggins's method, that's what I'm hearing (13:26)
3:25 I wasn't really paying attention, so I thought you were talking about the story of a guy to tightroped across the twin towers. So when the bearded dude said "thingy falls" while doing that motion with both hands I died! XD
So glad to see that this has come back now Tom! Bring on series 7!
Gary saying alright nob head made my day
10:30 I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house. Drop in sometime, we'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
New tradition: Thanksgiving Technical Difficulties. Yessss.
We don`t have Thanksgiving in the UK
for a moment there I forgot that thanksgiving is a US thing
A new season of citation needed! Truly a thanksgiving miracle. Bestowed upon us thankful Americans by a bunch of Brits who possibly have no idea it's a holiday.
There is missing a "to" in the subtitles at 0:40
But you are on point with the spelling of "knobhead" ;)
Good spot, fixed that! Thank you.
That rare occasion when you watch Citation Needed and think "I knew that!" :)
Except from the prize...
Ahhh, a new season of citation needed, just what i needed this gray november
Always have such a great time with these. Tanks a lot guys for not keeping TechDif in the kitchen, but sharing with the world^_^
Who else is thankful that citation needed is back?
Tom just gave his American viewers a reason to be thankful on Thanksgiving!
I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw that it was here. Thank you all
I know what I'm thankful for today! YOU GUYS!
The combination of sheep and probably-elasticated rope is making me think of a new weapon for "Worms"... the ninja sheep bomb...
Citation needed!! Yess
10:57 Now that's a brilliant prog rock band name.
As I'm headed to go watch "Get Carter," which version are they talking about? 1971 or 2000?
Robo0595 the 1971 version.
Which one is more enjoyable?
The 1971 version.
Robo0595 There is only the 1971 version. No other version exists.
Stallone used the title for a complete pile of unrelated shite in 2000.
IT'S BACK! I love you TOM, MATT, CHRIS and GARY!
No Mystery Biscuit? I feel cheated.
Yay! My favorite TH-cam series is back!
I like how long the laugh for Matt saying he's funny was
Boys, I am very happy for you lot for being successful enough to rent out an actual studio and advertisers to score a genuine audience. But I can't help but feel that the ye olden days of filming in someone's kitchen had a certain charm that is lost here.
I still think the table underneath the stairs was the best set they ever used...
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To be fair, they've at least tried to make the set look like it's in someone's (strangely undecorated) house...
It's backkkkkkk! I haven't even watched the episode but I've already liked, commented and truly believed that I absolutely enjoyed everything! Good seeing you boys again :D
3:49 Wrong time to take a drink
"I'm going to drink that later, go on"
Tom finally did a video on aerial ropeways :)
that guy close to the camera in audience is having loads of fun across the series 4:18
This has put a smile on my face after a really crappy day. Thanks guys
11:02 "Wat might you need to move on a rope in a quarry?"
Well, for start, legs would be quite useful.
Didn't know it was coming back so quick! Just made my day, guys ^^
Yaaay, new season. Love the small audience and studio setting, although someone might have butchered the ISO on the main cam.
Had it in my agenda, was waiting for it al day! love it as always guys!
Woot! I've been missing Citation Needed for so long, I forgot it existed. very happy to see it back.
The best thing to appear in my TH-cam Subscriptions
I just want to point out that Gary said "woah-opposite of drown."
Yay, I can stop binge watching the old ones now!
Well now I definitely know what I'm thankful for today.
Oh god, I'm so glad this is back. Keep up the great work on the show guys!
I had to rewind twice to check whether he really said: "Marhaba TH-cam"
Amazing :'D
Yay, best comedy series on the internet is back
From America, I'm thankful for more citation needed.
... This comment is NOT going to age well.
Oh wow, I literally just finished rewatching all the rest of citation needed, only to find out that the new season started today!
Can’t wait to watch this when I finish work!
Glad you finally finished editing!
Yesss! Woohoo! Techdif are back!
Yaaaaaay yaaaaay yaaay yaaaay it’s back so glad iv been waiting ever since the park bench announcement of its returning
I'm really glad that I binged this in the off season.
Tom trying to make everyone get points: you're INCREDIBLY close
Reality:a totally different argument.
Edit:it's no one gonna talk about the heart shaped pillow and mattress? Really?
Don't worry Matt, I got the Saturday Kitchen reference.
As did I - and I'm not even from the UK.
Mmm thought Tom was saying BlondA . I was like that's the same story as Blondin. Seems like his pronounciation of Blondin was a tad like Blondann (French influence?). I have always pronounced it like BlondeINN.
Anyway pronounciation differences aside, welcome back. Think I prefered the 'kitchen table days' , to this i'n front of an audience' style.
Well, the guy was French...
Hiya soup :) Only discovered CN a couple of days ago. Caught up in a binge session. monzac :)
I have been waiting so long for this! ITS BACK!