Describing Urza fighting the Phyrexians as Hitler fighting Satan is quite possibly the biggest oversimplification yet most accurate generalization ever for an mtg character
We do the same with our plants and animals. To us, it may seem awful. To someone like him, the most powerful planeswalker to ever live, we may just be those animals and plants. Regardless he made a super human to help in the war against yawgmoth and his effective nazi zombie robot super army.
@@adamhelgeson9329 That's not even slightly an excuse, though? You're just saying it's fine for him to get people killed, manipulate them, destroy worlds, and again, do eugenics that ended up being pointless and only really acting as a key to his superweapon because he's just so much smarter and more important than normal mortals. Except he's not, he's a dick that left the multiverse as a whole worse for him being in it, refused to listen to anyone pointing out he was making bad choices, and ruined the lives of most of the people he interacted with.
I... am not so sure how much I agree with the point of Elspeth. Like, yeah, Elspeth came back, and her death was why Ajani had his moment of introspection, but her coming back doesn't take that introspection away from him, he still has that knowledge.
Also, as far as I'm aware, Ajani doesn't know she's alive, everything that happened still happened for Ajani, nothing has been undone yet and Ajani is still the big "protecc frens" cat because he still thinks Elspeth is dead and blames himself, man is it gonna sting when he gets compleated saving another planeswalker...
@@MegaDK47 In New Capenna’s story elspth and Ajani are briefly reunited before Elspeth planeswalks to Capenna. Ajani is actually how she found out about Capenna.
yeah but it takes it away from us. why would we care about a death at all in a fictional narrative if it isn't at all analogous to real world death which is actually final. suddenly no death really matters in the narrative and we lose any and all connection to the story with regards to relating to loss. But to be completely fair this isn't even remotely new in the magic lore so it really doesn't matter when we talk about Elspeth not sure why they focused on her so much when there was wayyyyy more bullshit asspulls beforehand
@@Ritokure I also liked him! I liked that Innistrad had a guy who was a walker and was all about helping the ever-beleaguered humans! I was _real fucking mad_ when Garruk fucking shot him, especially when he was _trying to get him to Avacyn so she could cure his curse._ Like, what the fuck, man?
Additional Planeswalkers Update: 6:08 *The Wandering Emperor* is the daughter of the rulers of Kamigawa. Her spark ignited when she was kidnapped by a musterious half-flesh, half-metal man, but unbeknowns to her, there is some reality shifting device on that incident that warps her planeswalker spark so......(continue video from here) 6:23 (Before N. Bolas) *Kaito* is a Kamigawa ninja-for-hire and a childhood friend of the Wandering Emperor. He has witness of her kidnapping and the kidnapper's identity. The kidnapper is actually Tezzeret. *Tyvar Kell* is the prince of the elf trive in Kaldheim and has witness the one who will start and has help Kaya into stopping the end-of-the-world event in his home world. The one who started it is Tibalt who this guy will explain later. *Niko Aris* was born in Theros and has first planeswalked in Kaldheim only to land on a group of angels that were caught in the onslaught if the end-of-the-world event in Kaldheim 17:47 *Tevish Szat* is also a member of the 9 Titans who backstabbed some other members and then was backstabbed by Urza because he predicted this and uses his soul to make soulbombs but did not used them. 19:00 *Jeska* is a friend of Teferi who also faced Bolas only to be defeated and after Teferi has his head back from Bolas, she sacrificed her life to fixed the time rifts. However plot twist: she can revived herself and after the mending, that might be the third time she did that, sorta.
Lukka is hilarious to me because I've never seen in any other piece of media a single character being portrayed as two polar opposites in two different official sources. Book Lukka and Card Lukka might as well be different characters. I have my theories as to how this happened but it's still so weird this happened and it's even weirder that Strixhaven barely even addresses it at all.
I love lukka in the story, like if I had to make another custom set it would be a strixhaven follow up where he attempts to make sure that the school dosent leave others behind and so they focus on the ally pairs and have lots of token mages and stuff
Urza stuck the Meekstone and Mightstone (they each one half of a fully functional powerstone) Into his OWN eyes not Karn's. Gerrard put the two stones rejoined into Karn's chest. From this he combined with the entire Legacy and gained Urza's/Glacian's spark that was stored in the Meek/Mightstone (It is not know if Urza had his own spark or if he just used Glacian's that was awakened by the Sylex). His sentience came from and was stored in the Phyrexian Heartstone that had belonged to Xantcha. I like the idea of Karn consisting of Xantcha's Heart and Urza's Mind. Karn is essentially the only purely good thing Urza ever created. Xantcha is probably the best character in the MTG lore ever and Urza and Xantcha through Karn finally defeat the Phyrexians and yet through Urza's gifts and flaws passed onto Karn New Phyrexia is born. Karn is like the entire history of Magic lore combined into one being.
Nah...I'm pretty forgiving to newish TH-camrs, but outside of the in vogue half-ass memes and gifs, his understanding of MTG lore is pretty basic and it just makes for "meh" content for people who either literally just started playing the game or non-players wanting to get bad clifnotes.
@@GrinningMan999 I don't think you actually know what good content is if you snub this. this is very well edited, scripted and delivered. I dont see a single video on your channel and who you are subscribed to makes me question this judgment
@@yeet4073 You are right, I haven't created a single video... because I have a real job. If someone is going to devote themselves to making videos maybe try a format that isn't overplayed and actually come up with something original.
Ok you got me. This is the first ‘um actually’ comment I’ve received that said something I genuinely didn’t know already lmao. That’s wild, they make it sound like it was so long ago
@@FishMTG it really sounds like forever ago... One question, why are there so many planeswalkers now? If there were this many in such a short timespan, the multiverse would be flooded with them. My theory is that pre-mending, more energy was stored in each spark and they were essentially gods, and more rare. Post-mending, the same amount of spark power was blasted apart and split into many smaller sparks (planeswalkers who existed during the time lost much of their large sparks, and those sparks were redistributed), which is why there are so many young post-mending walkers now.
@@Kokonutzlz nah. There was a ridiculous amount of walkers pre mending they were mentioned less in magic cards. But if you read other magic media of the time walkers are dime a dozen
@@Kokonutzlz Remember that each plane might have anywhere from millions to billions of people on it. Planeswalkers are incredibly rare, but there's still a bunch of them because of just how many total people there are in the multiverse. And the main reason we the audience know so many is because planeswalkers are the main characters of Magic story, so it's only natural for that story to focus disproportionately on them.
thank god someone else praises release also did you notice how new capenna just conveniently handwaves ajani and elspeth reuniting as "i finded your home elspeth, can we hang out?" and elspeth says "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" i sure love the shortcutting going on at wizards
My head cannon is that Koth didn't die but instead the doom music started playing during the events of the phyrexian arena art and he escaped new phyrexia.
For Elspeth I believe they should have made her black white and retained her mask as a sentient zombie. Since the returned lose there memories she wouldn’t remember her previous life
Oh no, two thirds of the Tamiyo, Ajani, Narset story circle have been completed. Tamiyo and Narset have always been my two favourite planeswalkers. Seeing one being completed and the other also being in the group that the phyrexians seem to be targeting makes me worried.
i love that you mention the player! i wish that factored more into the lore because it’s super interesting (even though like you said it kinda ruins the continuity)
The Knerith's being sort of racists (More prejudiced rather than outright trying to hurt people for it) is kind of fitting though... they are royalty! its almost part of the title.
What about the Unluckiest Planeswalker from the Commander Curse cards? I know he's just a selfinsert for the artist but he still counts since he's you know on the cards.
4:38 mother of god a magic lore video just referenced a 30-second miniboss from borderlands 1 for those who don't know, nine-toes is the real name of a borderlands 1 boss near the beginning of the game, and when his title splash shows up on the screen, it's accompanied by the text "(also, he has 3 balls)" was this reference put here specifically for me
You forgot the really old planswalkers that are not actually planeswalkers because that card type didn’t exist yet and there was way to meny to print as cards.
Amazing video! I missed not having Taysir or Urza's other MECHA TITANS (like the absurd inclusion of Taysir's daughter in law or that guy Parcher that literally does nothing is instantly replaced??). All in all, had so much fun with your video, you got a new subscriber
This is nuts. I used to play mtg way back in the day, started with unlimited, stopped playing around the weatherlight, stronghold block. So much shit happened and I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Says no one can agree what chandra looks like Shows pictures that all look the same or are of the same person in different points in here life except for like 2 of them Also sanderson prefered the book be free it wasn't the sole condition, and part of the proceeds for the print version went to charity Also Also, friends of the twins tried to cure garuk and left a wound of him and fucked it up instead, and he was trying to go in the cauldron at the time to save one of em, so it actually does make sense thematically and narratively
17:08 I love Urza. His flaws are what makes him interesting. Isn't it everyone's prerogative to save the world even if you plan involves blowing up half the world?
0:27 the way he says this backstory like a news anchor, the inflection of his voice as he says "Naya" and throws up a random picture of some woman is who is presumably named Naya, but he is speaking of the plane of Naya as a place and not a person, altogether I just had to burst out laughing at the way he delivers the line throwing up that picture of a woman, man that shits just too funny damn 10:16 "with the help of a mysterious benefactor," wearing top hat and nose mustache glasses and name tag "Hello my name is: Definitely not Nicol Bolas" another bust my gut laughing also the mark zuckerberg picture when talking about lizard people also the "love no thot" t-shirt so many ridiculous and absurd laugh out loud moments in this video too many to name they're all great, that gordon ramsey clip of "it turns out boys don't really go for that kind of thing" like it's a monty python esque style of absurdism and i love it, i could rewatch this video over and over just taking in all the silly wisecracks that happen every two seconds it's packed to the brim with it, when jace takes on the toby maguire hairstyle lmao, some of the silly little poems at the side, like the roses are red pickle rick poem "yes! get on with it!" literally a monty python reference made in the video this video is a self opening pinyàta, a gift that keeps on giving, all the random af pop culture references to movies and such thrown in on the side that pop up just for second and then go away, don't blink or you'll miss it idk how his name is pronounced tbh, i,m pretty sure it's not "ujin," then again i,m the type who pronounces Tidus from FFX as Tie-Dus and not Teedis lmao that papi mask when talking about Sorin Markov, like you can tell it's some other guy under a mask looking through those eye holes lmao and, in fact, this is actually all a pretty neat little succinct explanation breakdown on the backstory of all these planeswalkers, a nice summary of historical events, like how many different mtg novels are summarized in this video, along with such comedy flair war of the spark: shows footage of guy running through explosions from that Dunkirk movie shows a sardine swallowing a minnow an actual explanation of the "six" in "wren and six" name, who knew, i sure didn't matthew machonahey throwing up a pinky finger uncle Ben speech about power and responsibility "cheer up you stoopid cat!" lmao the sonic fanboy rage kid screenshot It the Clown trying to tempt and lure Xenagos from his sewer vent lmao, like... just imagine that for a second haha the rapid fire nature of this video is like smoking crack for coast wizards bonus points for the Disruptive Student reference to Teferi before he later became a full blown planeswalker skidaddle skidoodle, poodle arena into the woods with james corden, because he is obviously more famous than everyone else in that lineup pls go get me a funny looking hat, and then references an actual real mtg card lmao, from Shandalar too no less, with screenshot of that 90's pc mtg game haha soft spot for redemption arcs, joe dirt, don't @ me haha it's amazing how much of the mtg novels story is cannonized into actual cards that are so frequently referenced throughout the video, pretty wild thank goodness for that flavour text or i wouldn't have understood the reference otherwise haha oko: "pls buff my -5 keke ty men lmk" lmao fantasy racism: references an actual card from '94 called Invoke Prejudice haha wow tbh, it probably wouldn't have actually worked anyway lolz and then he turned himself into a pickle, true story, funniest shit i,ve ever seen okay i will stop just go with it
The Chandra thing about looks is perfect. Her hair should be brown but they then made it red but it's also on fire so shouldn't it be black or grey but then I'm sure she could get dye so who knows?
While that is technically correct, the shards are separate enough that to a non-planeswalker, they're effectively separate planes, at least as I understood it
I got my planswalker spark when i left my oven on for too long and it burnt the golden goose i was cooking for my mother in law. yep, dipped outta there to the plane of babes. I was also present at the war of the spark but missed it due to being absolutely loaded on this stuff called "Halo" from a plane I like to call new new las vegas casino back stabby stab realm of demons that are kinda reasonable if you think about it. Anyhow, I too am a orphan who was acknowledged by a god and tricked into giving my younger brother poison instead of a cure.
Oh fuck off. Gideon's a cool character. The only thing him dying instead of Lilliana accomplished was that the one time in her entire life she might've suffered some consequences for her relentless jackassery she just... Didn't.
This kind of bounces me from wanting to get back in to reading more of the MTG story, and wanting to just ignore it because a lot of it is getting really stupid.
So I must say,yarnham is the other name for innistrad, because the first half of Bloodborne is the closest thing we'll get to an innistrad game. The second half is just the eldrazi influence
Jesus. Last time I played MTG it was just about Uzra vs Phyxria and Planeswalkers were supposed to be the epitome of magic users. Literally literally never heard of 95% of these lol
Learning Tamiyo has a family is really upsetting considering what happens in Kamigawa NeonD
Well. . . Now she has a new family
@@nicolasbolas2247 all will be one :)
She has a huge family now, that’s lovely 🥰🥰 good for her, now her life is compleat
Yeah…
"Phyrexian was Tamiyos new family, and she'd do anything for her family..."
> Tamiyo is the only walker to have a complete family
Oh that's why that happened to her
Now she has a compleat family
Beautiful
And now Tamiyo is the only planeswalker who has a compleat family :)
Listen…listen…it’s a good joke. It’s a great joke. But I’m gonna need you to stop.
OOF
Ajani enters the chat
Yo I found some funny oil bois
And now the family has a cat.
Describing Urza fighting the Phyrexians as Hitler fighting Satan is quite possibly the biggest oversimplification yet most accurate generalization ever for an mtg character
Yes but no. Urza is great. Love the good and bad with him. Great interesting character.
Now zes Phyrexions make a lot of sense vith zheir perfection idea! - Urza probably
@@adamhelgeson9329 He does do eugenics though
We do the same with our plants and animals. To us, it may seem awful. To someone like him, the most powerful planeswalker to ever live, we may just be those animals and plants. Regardless he made a super human to help in the war against yawgmoth and his effective nazi zombie robot super army.
@@adamhelgeson9329 That's not even slightly an excuse, though? You're just saying it's fine for him to get people killed, manipulate them, destroy worlds, and again, do eugenics that ended up being pointless and only really acting as a key to his superweapon because he's just so much smarter and more important than normal mortals. Except he's not, he's a dick that left the multiverse as a whole worse for him being in it, refused to listen to anyone pointing out he was making bad choices, and ruined the lives of most of the people he interacted with.
"Imagine if Hitler was the only person who could fight Satan" xD That's gotta be the most accurate description of Urza I've ever heard.
its nice when main characters arent boy scouts
"Oh, Karn builds some robots, that's cute"
10 seconds later
"He has to find a nuke"
Excuse me what the fuck
To be fair, spooky oil of double bad...
It happens
I... am not so sure how much I agree with the point of Elspeth. Like, yeah, Elspeth came back, and her death was why Ajani had his moment of introspection, but her coming back doesn't take that introspection away from him, he still has that knowledge.
Also she died in the one plane where ppl return from the dead. She was always gonna be back
Also, as far as I'm aware, Ajani doesn't know she's alive, everything that happened still happened for Ajani, nothing has been undone yet and Ajani is still the big "protecc frens" cat because he still thinks Elspeth is dead and blames himself, man is it gonna sting when he gets compleated saving another planeswalker...
yeh i mean there are moments in the new capenna story that suggest the introspection to be canon
@@MegaDK47 In New Capenna’s story elspth and Ajani are briefly reunited before Elspeth planeswalks to Capenna. Ajani is actually how she found out about Capenna.
yeah but it takes it away from us. why would we care about a death at all in a fictional narrative if it isn't at all analogous to real world death which is actually final. suddenly no death really matters in the narrative and we lose any and all connection to the story with regards to relating to loss. But to be completely fair this isn't even remotely new in the magic lore so it really doesn't matter when we talk about Elspeth not sure why they focused on her so much when there was wayyyyy more bullshit asspulls beforehand
I'm so glad you included the player, but I'm sad the cardless walkers such as Vronos, Worzel, and Thomil.
and who could forget nameless green viashino man
At least Vronos got a mention as "random red shirt Planeswalker"...?
Still, shame. I like Masked Cyborg Paladin Man.
@@Ritokure I also liked him! I liked that Innistrad had a guy who was a walker and was all about helping the ever-beleaguered humans! I was _real fucking mad_ when Garruk fucking shot him, especially when he was _trying to get him to Avacyn so she could cure his curse._ Like, what the fuck, man?
Yes this video is two years old but I just found it and wanted timestamps For Reasons
0:01 - Intro
0:26 - Ajani
0:52 - Huatli
1:11 - Saheeli Rai
1:22 - Angrath
1:45 - Basri Ket
2:00 - Chandra Nalaar
2:28 - Sarkhan Vol
2:52 - Gideon Jura
3:30 - Jace Beleren
4:39 - Tezzeret
5:10 - Vraska
5:42 - LIGHTNING ROUND
5:45 - Aminatou
5:59 - Arlinn Kord
6:07 - The Wanderer
6:22 - Nicol Bolas
6:26 - Ugin
6:37 - Estrid, The Masked
6:43 - Jiang Yanggu
6:53 - Mu Yanling
7:09 - Kasmina
7:45 - Nahiri
7:52 - Tibalt
8:05 - Wrenn
8:12 - Sorin Markov
8:38 - Nissa Revane
9:03 - Daretti
9:26 - Davriel Cane
10:04 - Domri Rade
10:36 - Dovin Baan
10:53 - Kiora
11:43 - Elspeth Tirel
13:46 - Xenagos
14:12 - Calix
14:28 - Ashiok
14:45 - Dack Fayden
15:12 - Koth of the Hammer
15:29 - Venser
16:00 - Karn
17:00 - Urza
17:18 - Freyalise
17:28 - Jaya Ballard
17:41 - Lord Windgrace
17:47 - Serra
18:10 - Teferi
19:03 - Kaya
19:29 - Liliana Vess
21:02 - Garruk Wildspeaker
21:36 - Oko
22:11 - Will & Rowan Kenrith
22:37 - Lukka
22:54 - Vivien Reid
23:15 - Narset
23:29 - Ob Nixilis
24:00 - Ral Zarek
24:15 - Samut
24:37 - Tamiyo
24:58 - Teyo
25:23 - IT YOU!
Additional Planeswalkers Update:
6:08 *The Wandering Emperor* is the daughter of the rulers of Kamigawa. Her spark ignited when she was kidnapped by a musterious half-flesh, half-metal man, but unbeknowns to her, there is some reality shifting device on that incident that warps her planeswalker spark so......(continue video from here)
6:23 (Before N. Bolas)
*Kaito* is a Kamigawa ninja-for-hire and a childhood friend of the Wandering Emperor. He has witness of her kidnapping and the kidnapper's identity. The kidnapper is actually Tezzeret.
*Tyvar Kell* is the prince of the elf trive in Kaldheim and has witness the one who will start and has help Kaya into stopping the end-of-the-world event in his home world. The one who started it is Tibalt who this guy will explain later.
*Niko Aris* was born in Theros and has first planeswalked in Kaldheim only to land on a group of angels that were caught in the onslaught if the end-of-the-world event in Kaldheim
17:47 *Tevish Szat* is also a member of the 9 Titans who backstabbed some other members and then was backstabbed by Urza because he predicted this and uses his soul to make soulbombs but did not used them.
19:00 *Jeska* is a friend of Teferi who also faced Bolas only to be defeated and after Teferi has his head back from Bolas, she sacrificed her life to fixed the time rifts. However plot twist: she can revived herself and after the mending, that might be the third time she did that, sorta.
Lukka is hilarious to me because I've never seen in any other piece of media a single character being portrayed as two polar opposites in two different official sources. Book Lukka and Card Lukka might as well be different characters.
I have my theories as to how this happened but it's still so weird this happened and it's even weirder that Strixhaven barely even addresses it at all.
I love lukka in the story, like if I had to make another custom set it would be a strixhaven follow up where he attempts to make sure that the school dosent leave others behind and so they focus on the ally pairs and have lots of token mages and stuff
Angrath is actually named for “angus” and “wrath”. But you’re not the first person not to realize that and you won’t be the last.
Urza stuck the Meekstone and Mightstone (they each one half of a fully functional powerstone) Into his OWN eyes not Karn's. Gerrard put the two stones rejoined into Karn's chest. From this he combined with the entire Legacy and gained Urza's/Glacian's spark that was stored in the Meek/Mightstone (It is not know if Urza had his own spark or if he just used Glacian's that was awakened by the Sylex). His sentience came from and was stored in the Phyrexian Heartstone that had belonged to Xantcha. I like the idea of Karn consisting of Xantcha's Heart and Urza's Mind. Karn is essentially the only purely good thing Urza ever created. Xantcha is probably the best character in the MTG lore ever and Urza and Xantcha through Karn finally defeat the Phyrexians and yet through Urza's gifts and flaws passed onto Karn New Phyrexia is born. Karn is like the entire history of Magic lore combined into one being.
Yea i was miffed when he didn't mention xantcha because she's awesome
@@DimT670 She doesn’t have a planeswalker card
This is top-tier content and you deserve way more views than you're getting
Commenting from a year later and still
Completely fact*
Nah...I'm pretty forgiving to newish TH-camrs, but outside of the in vogue half-ass memes and gifs, his understanding of MTG lore is pretty basic and it just makes for "meh" content for people who either literally just started playing the game or non-players wanting to get bad clifnotes.
@@GrinningMan999 I don't think you actually know what good content is if you snub this. this is very well edited, scripted and delivered. I dont see a single video on your channel and who you are subscribed to makes me question this judgment
@@yeet4073 You are right, I haven't created a single video... because I have a real job. If someone is going to devote themselves to making videos maybe try a format that isn't overplayed and actually come up with something original.
18:55 actually the mending only happened a little over half a century ago in current lore. No really, I’m serious
Ok you got me. This is the first ‘um actually’ comment I’ve received that said something I genuinely didn’t know already lmao. That’s wild, they make it sound like it was so long ago
@@FishMTG it really sounds like forever ago... One question, why are there so many planeswalkers now? If there were this many in such a short timespan, the multiverse would be flooded with them. My theory is that pre-mending, more energy was stored in each spark and they were essentially gods, and more rare. Post-mending, the same amount of spark power was blasted apart and split into many smaller sparks (planeswalkers who existed during the time lost much of their large sparks, and those sparks were redistributed), which is why there are so many young post-mending walkers now.
@@Kokonutzlz nah. There was a ridiculous amount of walkers pre mending they were mentioned less in magic cards. But if you read other magic media of the time walkers are dime a dozen
@@Kokonutzlz Remember that each plane might have anywhere from millions to billions of people on it. Planeswalkers are incredibly rare, but there's still a bunch of them because of just how many total people there are in the multiverse. And the main reason we the audience know so many is because planeswalkers are the main characters of Magic story, so it's only natural for that story to focus disproportionately on them.
thank god someone else praises release
also did you notice how new capenna just conveniently handwaves ajani and elspeth reuniting as "i finded your home elspeth, can we hang out?" and elspeth says "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD"
i sure love the shortcutting going on at wizards
My head cannon is that Koth didn't die but instead the doom music started playing during the events of the phyrexian arena art and he escaped new phyrexia.
Make an updated version bro. I'd watch it
One of the best editing out there. Loving your content
For Elspeth I believe they should have made her black white and retained her mask as a sentient zombie. Since the returned lose there memories she wouldn’t remember her previous life
Oh no, two thirds of the Tamiyo, Ajani, Narset story circle have been completed. Tamiyo and Narset have always been my two favourite planeswalkers. Seeing one being completed and the other also being in the group that the phyrexians seem to be targeting makes me worried.
i love that you mention the player! i wish that factored more into the lore because it’s super interesting (even though like you said it kinda ruins the continuity)
The Knerith's being sort of racists (More prejudiced rather than outright trying to hurt people for it) is kind of fitting though... they are royalty! its almost part of the title.
What about the Unluckiest Planeswalker from the Commander Curse cards? I know he's just a selfinsert for the artist but he still counts since he's you know on the cards.
He's just Mirage from Apex but in a traditional fantasy setting instead of actually just Halo but again
The creativity showcased in this video was astounding! I really appreciate high effort work
I love that Angrath’s last words on that certain plane ultimately summed up to “Screw all you guys, I’m going home!”
This, this is some good shit
It's obvious that his name is Eugene the spirit dragon.
4:38 mother of god a magic lore video just referenced a 30-second miniboss from borderlands 1
for those who don't know, nine-toes is the real name of a borderlands 1 boss near the beginning of the game, and when his title splash shows up on the screen, it's accompanied by the text "(also, he has 3 balls)"
was this reference put here specifically for me
Jeeeesus ahahahaha nine toes ahaahhaah what a memory!!!
Just discovered this channel and your videos are great. Expecting you to blow up any day now
Gideon lets the people on Bant change his name because he's so ashamed of the person he was that he can't bear to hear his birth name :')
Thank you for including me in your list.
Yo this is great content, I love your style. May the algorithm favor you 🙏
Tezzerets story is way more deep and complicated then givin here, I suggest anyone curious look him up it's an interesting read
Where’s that Theros Vid dad the kids are hungry!
19:10 "Comedy comes in threes!" - Rick Sanchez
Great video my man!
You forgot the really old planswalkers that are not actually planeswalkers because that card type didn’t exist yet and there was way to meny to print as cards.
High quality video man. Super awesome
Amazing video! I missed not having Taysir or Urza's other MECHA TITANS (like the absurd inclusion of Taysir's daughter in law or that guy Parcher that literally does nothing is instantly replaced??). All in all, had so much fun with your video, you got a new subscriber
We need an updated one with all the new planeswalkers
The effort you put into these videos is amazing omg
This is so good I genuinely convinced myself that I had more views. Like I didn't know I could be so attracted to just a dudes voice and humor 😂
You might just be gay man
I'm grateful for masks because they've hid me randomly remembering and smiling like an idiot at the Garruk monke jokes
2:02 I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
Bro you made me remember katanagatari
This is nuts. I used to play mtg way back in the day, started with unlimited, stopped playing around the weatherlight, stronghold block. So much shit happened and I have no idea what's going on anymore.
6:03 OH MY GOD SHE DOES to be frank I always thought she looked familiar but never could put my finger on it so THANKS
Yo, I thought I was watching a video made by a channel with at least 1M subscribers... This definitely deserves more views
Says no one can agree what chandra looks like
Shows pictures that all look the same or are of the same person in different points in here life except for like 2 of them
Also sanderson prefered the book be free it wasn't the sole condition, and part of the proceeds for the print version went to charity
Also Also, friends of the twins tried to cure garuk and left a wound of him and fucked it up instead, and he was trying to go in the cauldron at the time to save one of em, so it actually does make sense thematically and narratively
The wander was actually the emperor from kamigawa neon dynasty who has a unstable spark.
17:08 I love Urza. His flaws are what makes him interesting. Isn't it everyone's prerogative to save the world even if you plan involves blowing up half the world?
0:27 the way he says this backstory like a news anchor, the inflection of his voice as he says "Naya" and throws up a random picture of some woman is who is presumably named Naya, but he is speaking of the plane of Naya as a place and not a person, altogether I just had to burst out laughing at the way he delivers the line throwing up that picture of a woman, man that shits just too funny damn
10:16 "with the help of a mysterious benefactor," wearing top hat and nose mustache glasses and name tag "Hello my name is: Definitely not Nicol Bolas" another bust my gut laughing
also the mark zuckerberg picture when talking about lizard people
also the "love no thot" t-shirt
so many ridiculous and absurd laugh out loud moments in this video too many to name they're all great, that gordon ramsey clip of "it turns out boys don't really go for that kind of thing"
like it's a monty python esque style of absurdism and i love it, i could rewatch this video over and over just taking in all the silly wisecracks that happen every two seconds it's packed to the brim with it, when jace takes on the toby maguire hairstyle lmao, some of the silly little poems at the side, like the roses are red pickle rick poem
"yes! get on with it!" literally a monty python reference made in the video
this video is a self opening pinyàta, a gift that keeps on giving, all the random af pop culture references to movies and such thrown in on the side that pop up just for second and then go away, don't blink or you'll miss it
idk how his name is pronounced tbh, i,m pretty sure it's not "ujin," then again i,m the type who pronounces Tidus from FFX as Tie-Dus and not Teedis
lmao that papi mask when talking about Sorin Markov, like you can tell it's some other guy under a mask looking through those eye holes lmao
and, in fact, this is actually all a pretty neat little succinct explanation breakdown on the backstory of all these planeswalkers, a nice summary of historical events, like how many different mtg novels are summarized in this video, along with such comedy flair
war of the spark: shows footage of guy running through explosions from that Dunkirk movie
shows a sardine swallowing a minnow
an actual explanation of the "six" in "wren and six" name, who knew, i sure didn't
matthew machonahey throwing up a pinky finger
uncle Ben speech about power and responsibility
"cheer up you stoopid cat!" lmao
the sonic fanboy rage kid screenshot
It the Clown trying to tempt and lure Xenagos from his sewer vent lmao, like... just imagine that for a second haha
the rapid fire nature of this video is like smoking crack for coast wizards
bonus points for the Disruptive Student reference to Teferi before he later became a full blown planeswalker
skidaddle skidoodle, poodle arena
into the woods with james corden, because he is obviously more famous than everyone else in that lineup
pls go get me a funny looking hat, and then references an actual real mtg card lmao, from Shandalar too no less, with screenshot of that 90's pc mtg game haha
soft spot for redemption arcs, joe dirt, don't @ me haha
it's amazing how much of the mtg novels story is cannonized into actual cards that are so frequently referenced throughout the video, pretty wild
thank goodness for that flavour text or i wouldn't have understood the reference otherwise haha
oko: "pls buff my -5 keke ty men lmk" lmao
fantasy racism: references an actual card from '94 called Invoke Prejudice haha wow
tbh, it probably wouldn't have actually worked anyway lolz
and then he turned himself into a pickle, true story, funniest shit i,ve ever seen
okay i will stop
just go with it
@@YoungPadawan85 this is a lovely comment
The Chandra thing about looks is perfect. Her hair should be brown but they then made it red but it's also on fire so shouldn't it be black or grey but then I'm sure she could get dye so who knows?
We need more
This content >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
This needs a lot of updating
Isn't it "Plane of Alara, Shard of Naya?"
While that is technically correct, the shards are separate enough that to a non-planeswalker, they're effectively separate planes, at least as I understood it
you should do an updated version of this
Well the text on the screen at 17:24 didn't age very well...
Mechtitan assemble!!!
Ajani is a pretty chill dude aged like milk 😂
Dude, you‘re a legend!
I really love this channel
You also forgot tefari has a daughter.
That editing though..... Props
You get the sub for the katanatagari reference. Good video also I guess
Man, Ajani doesn't have to be sad about Elspeth, he is compleatly fine
17:24 Uh... Kamigawa says hello.
Your content is heavily underrated
24:45 Teferi is also a father
update: domiaira united killed Jaya, completed ajani and gave karn his soup (I mean nuke)
Commenting for traffic. I enjoyed this
I got my planswalker spark when i left my oven on for too long and it burnt the golden goose i was cooking for my mother in law. yep, dipped outta there to the plane of babes. I was also present at the war of the spark but missed it due to being absolutely loaded on this stuff called "Halo" from a plane I like to call new new las vegas casino back stabby stab realm of demons that are kinda reasonable if you think about it. Anyhow, I too am a orphan who was acknowledged by a god and tricked into giving my younger brother poison instead of a cure.
This is a video i didnt know i needed
This video must have taken 15 years to put together🥵
Katanagatari reference whooo!
I LOVE THESE VIDEOS!!!
17:24 no Gundams huh?
I did it. I found the comment
it says every single plainswalker in the thumbnail but u forgot Zodiac Rooster
Grateful for your work on the video. Too many memeemems.!
Best mtg channel 🥰
Awesome video, should have more views
19:36 That looks a lot like Urza.
Strong borderlands reference
6:27 Everyone is wrong, it's pronounced Eugene.
Best believe i subbed 💫
Now elspeth has a drug sword.... what?!
17:08 actually this is stupid enough to make a great story
or at least a profitable one, considering the number of warhammer books out there
Ow boi, what do you think about ajani with the new set ut?
wait till he realizes ajani is a pyraxian
Ugin is actually just a weird way of spelling Eugene
OH NO TAMIYO HAD A FAMILY
Being a huge fan of Bolas, I can tell you how accurate this is. I’m honestly glad that pathetic wimp Gideon was the one who died instead of Liliana.
Oh fuck off. Gideon's a cool character. The only thing him dying instead of Lilliana accomplished was that the one time in her entire life she might've suffered some consequences for her relentless jackassery she just... Didn't.
Is that pic of Voluptara canon?
dack was on theros and we didn't get a standard dack card?!?!?!?!?! wtf wotc
This kind of bounces me from wanting to get back in to reading more of the MTG story, and wanting to just ignore it because a lot of it is getting really stupid.
So I must say,yarnham is the other name for innistrad, because the first half of Bloodborne is the closest thing we'll get to an innistrad game. The second half is just the eldrazi influence
I desperately wan Fish‘s current story opinions
reviving characters really kinda destroys the purpose of killing them
My thoughts exactly.
Jesus. Last time I played MTG it was just about Uzra vs Phyxria and Planeswalkers were supposed to be the epitome of magic users. Literally literally never heard of 95% of these lol
yeah in like 2006 this thing called The Mending happened and Planeswalkers got nerfed harder than Your Main in Your Favorite Game™
Fish did a vid on Nicol bolas which covers the mending if u need some condensed info.
Amazing