V*GINA NAILS - *Cosmo Cringe* (ep.3)

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  • @EllaGrant
    @EllaGrant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11041

    Thanks so much for having me & my hedge trimmer on!!

    • @DanskerneFraDanmark
      @DanskerneFraDanmark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I am scared

    • @canario3304
      @canario3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Ella Grant Subscribing to your channel. You were hilarious.

    • @palehorchata4281
      @palehorchata4281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I was so happy to see you in June's video ❤

    • @kokokretin
      @kokokretin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ella Grant you were so funny! I loved it!

    • @canyonjam
      @canyonjam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yep, I subscribed. You're hilarious!

  • @angrymcplatipus123
    @angrymcplatipus123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4131

    "Why are men more emotionally open to their friends?"
    2 seconds later: "Haha, fragile masculinity."
    Lol, please tell me more about how the patriarchy shames men for showing their emotions.

    • @TyrannicalGecko
      @TyrannicalGecko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Because femiNatzis can

    • @ericthegreat7805
      @ericthegreat7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also: why do men keep expecting women to do emotional labour for them? They're not their therapists, men should go to other men

    • @like-UhhYeah
      @like-UhhYeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Eric TheGreat Are you stupid? Women are the ones who expect men to be there no matter what

    • @katieshadowsong4665
      @katieshadowsong4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eric TheGreat I don’t wanna ask but, who are you talking about

    • @ericthegreat7805
      @ericthegreat7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's the point. Women except men to be there for them but the feminists think men asking for the same level of emotion support is "emotional labour".

  • @majorwind
    @majorwind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    I''m gonna Hannah Smother myself.

    • @8wrath8child8
      @8wrath8child8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ogodplsno

    • @hiphip4808
      @hiphip4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhhh Phrasing

    • @palomer_27
      @palomer_27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Where’s the chloroform gone?”

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *with some baaad articles*

    • @axel_studio6393
      @axel_studio6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zamarski r/ihadastroke

  • @FreedomToons
    @FreedomToons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    “The men feel judged by their women and not their male friends”
    *literally goes on to judge them for
    this in the next sentence*
    big think 🤔

    • @ericbossman2205
      @ericbossman2205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      FREEDOM TOONS

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey ur that guy that do the cartoon

    • @AsdAsd-po8tq
      @AsdAsd-po8tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wigonhead BTFO

    • @10INTM
      @10INTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FreedomToons Top comments are Roaming Millenial, Sargon of Akkad, then you...quite the trifecta.

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's why all my friends are men... at least the close ones

  • @ulisesguzman8574
    @ulisesguzman8574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    Dude poor skeptic he sounded genuinely scared

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      He sounded like he just woke up

    • @TonyJumpinJacks
      @TonyJumpinJacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He was chill about the peppers though

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Timeward He was a waking up after FUCKIN ANOTHER BISH!!!

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Abejaved can you imagine? If cosmo actually got it right for once, sh0e's whole channel would explode lol

    • @pyroman6000
      @pyroman6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I would have died if he had replied with "H-Hannah Smothers!"

  • @beans9019
    @beans9019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    **guys have friends with men because they feel less judged than their girlfriends**
    **writes an entire article judging them**
    That proves the point?

    • @balazszsigmond826
      @balazszsigmond826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      The fun thing about these articles is they shoot themselves in the crotch a lot...

    • @DaneAraux
      @DaneAraux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Balázs Zsigmond I’ve noticed that, it’s hilarious. I swear they’re elaborate satire.

    • @keeanu
      @keeanu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the fun thing about this is that this is ripped off from another comment

    • @fluffypixels1978
      @fluffypixels1978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@balazszsigmond826 I hate reducing it to this but it's making me believe in the NPC theory more and more. How can someone say something and then one second later contradict it and not realize they did it? And it's not like this is a rare occurrence. It's pretty much EVERY article and EVERY belief they have. Give me one belief that these nuts have that they don't contradict or give women a pass for?

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The shocked pikachu face makes this better.

  • @epicbananaman7776
    @epicbananaman7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    "YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOURE CHEATING, SO WHO IS SHE????"
    "Ooh, I love green peppers on pizza."
    This perfectly exemplifies how chill Skeptic is, and I love it.

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh boy you'd love stoners

    • @skourpi142
      @skourpi142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No this is how all men would react in this situation. We would focus on the pizza topping.

    • @griffinkimball2454
      @griffinkimball2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wonder what terrible things I must be doing because I don't like cheese on my pizza.

    • @dragonstory15
      @dragonstory15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@griffinkimball2454 you are simultaneously cheating on every woman.

    • @IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_o
      @IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dragonstory15 Sooo... He fucks a guy?

  • @iShannonCR
    @iShannonCR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "Youre cheating on me!!"
    "no." Skeptic was having none of it xD
    "I do like green peppers" hahahaha. 0 fucks skeptic is best skeptic.

    • @TheComedian1155
      @TheComedian1155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I half expected Skeptic to be quicker catching on and be all like "damn you Cosmo!" lol

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    A guy: *is confident enough in his sexuality to be unafraid showing affection to his male friends*
    Cosmo: IS THAT THE SOUND OF FRAGILE MASCULINITY

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      guy: (supports his male friends and doesnt mind being soft)
      cosmo: can you s m e l l the toxic masculinity

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr it's almost as if they can't reason.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah that’s literally the opposite of the concept of toxic masculinity, which is literally just the idea that men are socially conditioned to think that they have to be unemotional and/or a douchebag to be manly lol. It shows that Cosmo has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Then again is anyone surprised.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anthony Lopez They really have diluted the term that’s for sure.

  • @MilwaukeeAtheists
    @MilwaukeeAtheists 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    >Complains men feel more judged by women than their male friends
    >Judges men

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      She wasn't judging them. She was pointing out the fact that men are bad and wrong and have everything their way all the time. Sheesh, get it right.

    • @alexcaffrey983
      @alexcaffrey983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GingerChinees Hey, it’s a useful grammatical and rhetorical device. Chill.

    • @Will-eb7fr
      @Will-eb7fr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know about the rest but I judge everything...

    • @HerrMisterTheo
      @HerrMisterTheo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Temmie
      Also imagine having such a fragile ego that you project your insecurities into men. Like how very dare they like and trust anyone more than ME? I have the boobs and the vagina, therefore I'm inherently more trustworthy and less judgemental! Oh but also, benevolent sexism is sexism too.

    • @HerrMisterTheo
      @HerrMisterTheo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Temmie
      But - so the logic goes - it stems from misogyny, therefore it's not discrimination against men.

  • @griffinwik
    @griffinwik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    They call him Armored "Ooh I Love Green Peppers" Skeptic.

    • @borntobelucky02
      @borntobelucky02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      griffinwik Heh, you commented what I was going to say. Great minds lol.

    • @ninjaslash52_98
      @ninjaslash52_98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      griffinwik I prefer black peppers
      Wait you mean the vegetable not the peppercorn

    • @TheSkullkid16
      @TheSkullkid16 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical guy reaction. Why focus on the batshit insanity when you can question why that insanity exists... And also pizza.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Who is she?!*

  • @charliemashburn9073
    @charliemashburn9073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "I HEAR YOU NOW ALLOW WOMEN IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT" *Valiantly storms into McDonalds*
    That's perfect Shoe, dear.

    • @skyleviathan9669
      @skyleviathan9669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like it's a curse to be allowed into a mc donalds, all that shit and whatnot.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Mike Griego
      Plot twist! The workers ARE the security LMFAO!

    • @joshds123_3
      @joshds123_3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Griego since when can McDonald's afford to have security. And since when did McDonald's become so high class to even need security lol

    • @floydmayflower
      @floydmayflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean ManDonalds?

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Cosmo: Why do men feel less judged by other men than by women?
    Also Cosmo: loL maSCuLINitY sO fRAgiLE

  • @flossy397
    @flossy397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I remember when that time I went to mandonalds and all the men laughed at me and told me it was a man’s place 😢 so glad that as a womyn I can now feel safe in a fast food restaurant 👌🏻

    • @santiagodelagarza2849
      @santiagodelagarza2849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      flossy it was about time! I as a male apologize to you on behalf of all menkind for not allowing you to eat diabetes with us

    • @WulfLovelace
      @WulfLovelace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a-muse-me; you don't really mean your apology, because you're not apolohise.

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      flossy I remember when McDonalds was a place where me and my bros could go where no women would disturb us and talk about rape and penises and how to next oppress women but the damn liberal hippie feminist democratic commie snowflakes ruined everything. This is why America is going to hell. AR-15 wielding white republican Jesus save us!

    • @santiagodelagarza2849
      @santiagodelagarza2849 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vanchrian Jesus man! You've been missing out! The diabetes is so fucking good there

  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4157

    "I was unaware that the M in McDonalds stood for 'men'."
    PICK UP A BOOK, SHOE!

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 ปีที่แล้ว +838

      what is
      book

    • @mouthwashdrinker8174
      @mouthwashdrinker8174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Shoe0nHead sexist

    • @vtgaming9204
      @vtgaming9204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Lol silly wamen try to red a book.

    • @Ounouh
      @Ounouh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Greg does not allow books in the kitchen, so how can she pic one?! ;)

    • @Therealalbot
      @Therealalbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sargon of Akkad Everyone knows women can't read..

  • @nicolemulder7315
    @nicolemulder7315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VID AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS "Rape, Murder War. They all have one thing in common. Men" I cant believe this shit is real I'm crying

    • @goldzillabs8026
      @goldzillabs8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would also make sense if it said women instead, sooooo

    • @OrpheusO-je9sd
      @OrpheusO-je9sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think it was a PragerU vid about how toxic masculinity isn’t really a thing.

    • @charlesdarwin1564
      @charlesdarwin1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nicole Mulder actually the thing they have in common is a r

    • @KillerBlaze
      @KillerBlaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best part is that video is about harnessing men’s natural energy for good. It’s so stupid. Like we’re power generators

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DSW Men are the solution to our dwindling energy resources, it’s bountiful and renewable but the toxic masculinity will be a issue we will be left with.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Shoe: *[Trying not to laugh]* "COSMO SAYS YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! LISTEN! YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
    Greg: "Ooo, I love green peppers on my pizza."
    Relationship goals xD .

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@II-hk8ir Or you're just an asshole. Or that.

    • @scarletrot9983
      @scarletrot9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IAmIronic wait what happened??

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm just curious if every topping was going to say the same thing or if there's some kind of spectrum involved.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Jotari Peppers: Adultery
      Onions: Shoplifting
      Mushrooms: Murder
      Jalapenos: Practicing Law Without a License
      Pepperoni: Tax Fraud
      Sausage: Fraud Fraud
      Ham: Public Indecency
      Olives: Human Trafficking
      Extra Sauce: Lost in it...
      Extra Cheese: Lactose Intolerance
      Anchovies: *GENOCIDE*
      Hope that helps.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If they order extra cheese then they're lactose intolerant XD

  • @supermaksas
    @supermaksas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Top 10 Recurring Anime Characters:
    1. Hannah Smothers

  • @doriancardosy1406
    @doriancardosy1406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    men: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
    women: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
    meanwhile hannah is having a mental breakdown writing about the patriarchy.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't try to use baby oil as lube

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It will rip the condom and make a baby

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@lugoorstar it's like rock, paper, scissors.
      Baby beats baby oil, baby oil beats condom, condom beats baby...

    • @bob-xb3nh
      @bob-xb3nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Mysteri0usChannel i beat baby

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bob-xb3nh I beat my... nevermind.

  • @AWSMcube
    @AWSMcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    WcDonald's

    • @annabellfree5302
      @annabellfree5302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      no it's WUMBO-donalds

    • @AWSMcube
      @AWSMcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Annabell Free I have so much respect for you

    • @bezdusi_pes14
      @bezdusi_pes14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And my local Mc's still doesn't have a toilet

    • @AWSMcube
      @AWSMcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      w a c k

    • @deductivevariance3497
      @deductivevariance3497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PcDonalds

  • @peterislying2383
    @peterislying2383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Ella wore 7 different outfits in their 4 minutes.
    Thank you.

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    they had it set to M for Mini, now it's W for Wumbo!

    • @ryanodom6101
      @ryanodom6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      puddy_in_the_hall
      Bahahahahaha! I haven’t seen that reference in years!
      Made my day.
      “I wumbo, you wumbo, he, me, she, wumbo.”

    • @GlitchedMuse
      @GlitchedMuse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ryanodom6101 *mermaid man in a jar with every other sea inhabitant* Did you try setting it to Wombo?

    • @comit8077
      @comit8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Odom
      “Wumbo, Wumboing,”

    • @reddinc.438
      @reddinc.438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n0dash18 Wumbology

  • @2Cerealbox
    @2Cerealbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Big gay babies" is my favorite name for a youtuber's fans yet.

  • @daniellclary
    @daniellclary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "I hear you now allow Women in this establishment" Okay, I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
    They hate that they connect with their guy friends with their problems instead of them, so they mock men for having problems and wonder why men don't come to them with their problems? Yeah, that sounds logical.
    Also, in a way I found it strange to see a woman dressed classically. and even stranger that she is trans? She really pulls off the classic look and is presented very nice. Also oddly enough works well with a modern personality as well.

    • @christopheralthouse6378
      @christopheralthouse6378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @What Not To Do At a Stoplight PATRIARCHY!
      LOLZ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaydinenrico8675
    @kaydinenrico8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “You’re cheating on me”
    “No”
    I love that so much

  • @connorc599
    @connorc599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    me: *sees shoe storming into McDonalds*
    me: *with my camera* "you're doing amazing, sweetie"

  • @tobiass6663
    @tobiass6663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Ugh, I hate getting up"
    "YES BUT I HATE IT MORE"

    • @asrey9501
      @asrey9501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol are you from Germany? Because of Coldmirror

    • @erentoraman2663
      @erentoraman2663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _ich sehe das du auch ein man von kultuur bist_

    • @applejuice7108
      @applejuice7108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHECKMATE

  • @coolperson677
    @coolperson677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Look man, I need my bromances. We can't just ditch the homies because because feminists think we're gay. First rule of the bro code; bros before hoes.

    • @b-ballfanatic7988
      @b-ballfanatic7988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cool Person 👍

    • @KaliqueClawthorne
      @KaliqueClawthorne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's the thing with best friends I would say xD It's called bromance, because they're like your brothers, right?

    • @---kp1hm
      @---kp1hm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *bros equal to hoes

    • @dragovizsla8171
      @dragovizsla8171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cool Person I'd choose my brothers (friends) over a mate any day. Fortunately I don't have a mate.

    • @abunny6925
      @abunny6925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie!

  • @whatdoyouwantfromme8875
    @whatdoyouwantfromme8875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You: The patriarchy doesn't exist-
    Hannah: *bursts through your window and SMOTHERS you with her own feminist pillow*

  • @AlexPBenton
    @AlexPBenton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Ah yes, those *male gays* 😂😂

    • @declanhild3680
      @declanhild3680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got me laughin hard bro

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Yeah, you're gay, but...
      YOU'RE A MAN"

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "Her thigh jiggled"
    *aroused male noises*

    • @mudsucker1971
      @mudsucker1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hhajajajaaja. Seriously, only the woman will notice that.

    • @lurker1245
      @lurker1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol, I was more focused on the action and explosions than her herself

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bark bark!!

    • @mackstax4440
      @mackstax4440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UAGAGAGAAUAUUUAAAGH

    • @justahole8795
      @justahole8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Unaroused gay male noise*

  • @Brooke-rw8rc
    @Brooke-rw8rc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "Wonder Woman isn't there to please the men!"
    *is a literal super model*

    • @arithmagendergender594
      @arithmagendergender594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michael Timothy You obviously have a flawed perspective of fashion. Fashion isn't to please men, my cousin is a fashion model and fashion is an expression of art.

    • @FoxyGuyHere
      @FoxyGuyHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Arithmagender Gender He said super model, not fashion model. There are dick models for example so it can be about pleasing too.

    • @samyargo9752
      @samyargo9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arithmagender Gender regardless she's not modeling she's playing a comic book character in a film, and she wasn't cast for her lore-accurate muscles.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      S yargo no I'm positive that was part of the process. You have to look hot for Hollywood

    • @samyargo9752
      @samyargo9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Carney entertainment or the men were there to please her.

  • @SilverHedgehog1999
    @SilverHedgehog1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Men feel less judged by their Male friends"
    "Sounds like fragile masculinity to me"
    I. You. YOU JUST DISPROVED YOURSELF.

  • @user-di3st1ei2j
    @user-di3st1ei2j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Shoe: "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
    Skeptic: "...no."
    Glorious!

  • @s1ck1y
    @s1ck1y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Leave the shoe complaints"
    shoe: complains
    I THRIVE

  • @tenthant
    @tenthant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Men feel judged by their girlfriends... FRAGILE MASCULINITY!" Oh boy, give me the irony.

    • @ARP2wefightforyou
      @ARP2wefightforyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      UnknownTimelord, meanwhile, feminists constantly complain that men judge women too much.

  • @user-lr1ol2un4l
    @user-lr1ol2un4l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Woman shaves legs : great
    Man shaves face: great
    Man 4 1/5 hours later: my face is like sand paper and itchs

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stopped shaving for this reason. I heard you can like, rub jeans or something on your face and basically soften up the ends of your facial hair. Never tried it.

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not wax? Lasts longer and the tips come out softer

    • @lucass8119
      @lucass8119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gingermaniac5484 Face skin is sensitive and waxing would cause redness and most likely acne for most people.

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucass8119 thank you that makes a lot of sense~! ^-^

    • @sofiel.1931
      @sofiel.1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same thing happens to legs too you know

  • @noahlambrou3729
    @noahlambrou3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    WOAH JUNE ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE!! I don't believe it.

    • @Minotaurus-te4yg
      @Minotaurus-te4yg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no she didnt. you can see the bluescreen.

    • @jasondarkflame4948
      @jasondarkflame4948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Biker Bear it's the accomplishment of the century.

    • @georgecataloni4720
      @georgecataloni4720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She'll probably be hospitalized from illness soon.

    • @afrosheenix
      @afrosheenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master Chief pronounced wicdonalds, accurate.

    • @lightyagamididnothingwrong5419
      @lightyagamididnothingwrong5419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, she once took a trip to Oppression Park. But since she was attacked by the spooky scary patriachy and the menacing keireachy, you cannot mock her fo being afraid to step outside into the real world. Especially when she may be mugged by the 100% real wage gap

  • @Allie_Marie
    @Allie_Marie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Thigh jiggles will destroy The Patriarchy™

    • @ryanbecker1418
      @ryanbecker1418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jiggle me tinders! Down with the Patriarchy

  • @andyatkinson6749
    @andyatkinson6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    They say not displaying emotions is toxic masculinity, but wanting to not be judged is fragile masculinity? It’s almost like... it’s almost like... you can’t win!

  • @PostApocolyptica
    @PostApocolyptica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I couldn't select 1080p as a video quality, so I thought TH-cam just hadn't finished processing your video... but then I remembered whose channel I was on.

    • @isThreeman
      @isThreeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta love the potato quality!

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip8761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    More like Hannah Smother me in my sleep. Please

  • @theoziggy2071
    @theoziggy2071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "men are more emotional open to their close pals then to their girlfriends"
    Yeah that called a best friendship ya damn lizard woman

    • @thestig007
      @thestig007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Feminists have no concept of friendship. They are alone and sad. They want to crush all happiness in life, because they can't seem to get it for themselves.

    • @reuburg2077
      @reuburg2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right, its almost like men have actual emotions and arent a penis with legs that make money for the wamen

  • @elijahvalongo9528
    @elijahvalongo9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "YOURE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
    "no" 😂😂😂

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      According to the comment below you, your comment is gay.

  • @TehRedBlur
    @TehRedBlur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Cosmo Cringe Episode 1: The Hannah Menace
    Cosmo Cringe Episode 2: Attack of the Feminist Drones
    Cosmo Cringe Episode 3: Revenge of the Smothers

    • @catherine99
      @catherine99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cosmo cringe solid
      Cosmo cringe solid 2: Sons of Smothers
      Cosmo cringe solid 3: Man hater

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H E L L O T H E R E

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin Thorneycroft GENERAL SMOTHERI

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a bold one!

  • @trismegistus4700
    @trismegistus4700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I'm not typically a fan of the whole "grow thicker skin" argument, but Jesus, the people who read these articles have thinner skin than me, and even I know I'm too sensitive.
    On a related note, "stop feeling so guilty about yourself." Thanks, I kinda needed to hear that.

  • @OtakusRUs2
    @OtakusRUs2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    If I find Ella hot, does that make me gay, or a misogynist?

  • @NinjaDag1
    @NinjaDag1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:17 If you listen very closely, you can actually hear the sound of his heart dropping on the floor.

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I lost it at "male gaze/gays". Lol.

  • @sparkle7653
    @sparkle7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "Hm maybe we should donate to fighting breast cancer or womens health clinics"
    "that's an awful idea LET'S TURN THE M UPSIDE DOWN!!!"

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how much money it cost them to do that.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least they are consistent, when Mcdonald's had the large M, they also did not donate to any men’s shelters.. :D
      Although yeah, it is just a stupid marketing ploy to get more feminists to support them, and everyone else who is anti-SJW is largely unaffected as well, so in a sense there are no negatives for them. Feminists are pretty vain and are quick to support people who virtue signal to them, hence they are ripe to be used in these sorts of campaigns.. Hell this is basically the reason why there are so many companies catering to them, because they are willing to become hardcore supporters with a small investment (Unless you are a nerdy industry like comics, where the sjw feminist market is way too small to turn a profit for large companies). Although they don't realize that it's like mounting a tiger, once they focus on making their audience SJW's, they won't be able to get off, and need to be walking on eggshells or suffer the consequences (Starbucks xD).

    • @sparkle7653
      @sparkle7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waffle Maker yeah but I'm pretty sure it's more common in women but idk tbh, it was an example lmao

    • @factotums
      @factotums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They even outright admit they are not donating anything to charity. Just a bunch of big yellow Ws to remind us of the 43rd President of the United States.

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KoinGaming, to be fair, it's pretty hard to donate to something that doesn't exist.

  • @bowserjr476
    @bowserjr476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "i hear you now allow women in this establishment!" funniest shit youve done. i subbed 😂

  • @coltonwilson
    @coltonwilson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As someone from Portland, I apologize on behalf of all of us.

  • @Yuh_mama
    @Yuh_mama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Hannah Smothers must be stopped.

    • @bagrym
      @bagrym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      blackout betty
      are you implying she should be...
      Smothered?

    • @djvrim8557
      @djvrim8557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hannah Smothers must be encouraged.

    • @malik11000
      @malik11000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She is Smothering the internet. It's right in her name.

    • @batknight2014
      @batknight2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How DARE you talk about the goddess of feminism like that!? She is part of the holy femity (like the holy trinity, except with feminism), Anita (god/ the father), Hannah (Jesus/ the son) and the clitty spirit.

  • @kingkrokofox4300
    @kingkrokofox4300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I immediately loved Ella as soon as she was on screen. Holy shit. Her whole atmosphere is incredible! She's got that 50's gorgeous face and her voice sounds so unique??? DAMN I'M SO JEALOUS. Had to follow her immediately. Holy crap. You both should do more videos together. Love your content as always shoe!

  • @PorgWitch
    @PorgWitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Bros before Hoes confirmed!

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Penny Dreadful
      I concur: brethren before wenches! 😀

    • @Vincent402591
      @Vincent402591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and homies over chicks..

    • @draic890
      @draic890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only way to get betrayed by a bro is over a hoe
      Make sure to kiss your homies goodnight, my dudes

    • @bread8036
      @bread8036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shoes before Hoes

  • @fazelehzmn7018
    @fazelehzmn7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Unless your living in a muslim country where it's not realy a choice"
    I felt that😭

    • @shrutikumar9340
      @shrutikumar9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 😂

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof. I’m sorry to hear that.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@khagan5951 Isn’t Turkey going through some bullshit right now though?

    • @maz6046
      @maz6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wannabehistorian371 it is apparently

  • @CaptainJackSawyer
    @CaptainJackSawyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Personally, I enjoyed Gal Gadot's thigh jiggle. Hot.

    • @x3naurus
      @x3naurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's the worst part.
      Like, does the Smother Gang think a group of men are actively watching Wonder Woman, seeing her "thigh jiggle", and going "GROSS!! 😢"
      this feels like 2nd Grade

    • @ocwkuro
      @ocwkuro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +the_nicanor
      It says more about her insecurities than it does anything about equal rights or whatever.

    • @isThreeman
      @isThreeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Boobs? Butt? Nay I say! One must look to the thigh to truly be a man of culture.

    • @LesbianWitchAcademia
      @LesbianWitchAcademia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Threeman finally! Another man of true culture!! Thigh guys unite!

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FallaciousScotsman i havent watch ww
      But she was horrible in justice league

  • @PhilosPhoinikos
    @PhilosPhoinikos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Oh man that genuine "No" from Greg before you said "COSMO SAYS" hurt my empathy nerve. Good save on that one.

    • @ka-im5nd
      @ka-im5nd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know right, bless him. He clearly cares a lot about her (and her about him), which is awesome.

    • @balazszsigmond826
      @balazszsigmond826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was indeed a risky joke.

  • @swankelly
    @swankelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I'm so sick of these women using politics and social movements to unsuccessfully deal with thier insecurities.
    I can totally see Thudeau rocking thoes nails btw.

  • @bigdooky8876
    @bigdooky8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    oh my god imagine if she said “who is she” and her boyfriend just started confessing because he thought he was caught

  • @feathatsunemiku
    @feathatsunemiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I liked the way Greg said “hellooow ;3”, lmao. Did you wake him up with this call?

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Did you call Skeptic at 3am to shout at him about cheating, or is he always high? It has to be one of the two.

    • @Lilasaurus
      @Lilasaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      or both

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nah Greg sounds drunk all the time.

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Both

    • @Driver-Nephi
      @Driver-Nephi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crisptomato9495 all of them

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both. Both is good.

  • @CRebel-by9fb
    @CRebel-by9fb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I liked the monologue in the beginning about the clickbait face, It's something you don't really think about when you see a TH-cam video

    • @Tera_totally
      @Tera_totally 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebel Wrath I'd probably be really great at making clickbait faces because I make funny faces in the mirror ALL THE TIME to help me draw expressions.

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whenever I see someones face on a youtube thumbnail, that is the first thing I think about. "I wonder how much time this dumbass spent on making dumb faces for the camera"

  • @jellyjas2624
    @jellyjas2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Who run the world?" "The lions" ok but this dude knows how it is fr

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Columbia has not won a single game in years.

    • @jellyjas2624
      @jellyjas2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eMorphized what does that have to do with lions running the world

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jellyjas2624 Columbia's team name.

  • @akallstar5
    @akallstar5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Pshhh... McDonalds finally figured it out
    This whole time they had it set on "M" for "Mini," when they should've had it set on "W" for "Wumbo"

    • @no1legobatmanfan
      @no1legobatmanfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @henryjohnson1126
      @henryjohnson1126 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the best comment Ive seen in this website

    • @realryanvarnell
      @realryanvarnell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even try to steal your comment. I just had the same thought XD. hahaha

  • @trishaleehutchison5553
    @trishaleehutchison5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Poor skeptic!!!! He was so sad! “I’m not!” 😂😂❤️

  • @theprogrammer32
    @theprogrammer32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    the thing about WW's jiggling thigh seriously gets me...
    MEN LITERALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT JIGGLING THIGHS WTF
    no dude's gonna see some stone-hard, steel-reinforced thigh absorb a small earthquake without moving and then suddenly become all hot and heavy lol

  • @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode
    @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Robots are taking over sex, bro’s are replacing emotional connection,Women are obselete”-ShoeOnHead 2019

  • @scruffvdog
    @scruffvdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
    Me: Shoe and Ella ☕

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Your father's greatest disappointment"
    Joke's on you June. I don't even know my father!
    Wait...

    • @vortexkd
      @vortexkd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jarvis Bailey I am your father.

    • @killianvex6438
      @killianvex6438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao this is great

    • @StitchedUpPunkette
      @StitchedUpPunkette 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarvis Bailey you're*

    • @killianvex6438
      @killianvex6438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eleanora Why are you correcting someone's grammar after 2 months? Lol

    • @StitchedUpPunkette
      @StitchedUpPunkette 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killian Vex I didn't she that it was posted 2 months ago my bad 😂

  • @skarlett2264
    @skarlett2264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Ella looks so classy and pretty omg

    • @giannieditsvideos
      @giannieditsvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alessandro Boldrini Bus driver - Imaginary place

    • @karma7525
      @karma7525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alessandro Boldrini Imaginary places by Busdriver

    • @LB-vf2hm
      @LB-vf2hm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Twisted monk who cares I'm bi as fuck.

    • @jeffjones7108
      @jeffjones7108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I see a pretty girl in 1940s attire, I think of salt and iron and burning bones.

  • @evanmott3909
    @evanmott3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love that her outfit changed like 10 times 😂 and also the Coke cans

  • @LiquidClara
    @LiquidClara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I'm glad we can all take a break from politics, liberal, and conservative alike, and just say "WTF cosmo?"

  • @Weniger_Anzeigen
    @Weniger_Anzeigen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Wait... so if masculinity is fragile how can it be toxic?

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Mic Dropped) 🎤

    • @humanitynetwork
      @humanitynetwork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dat toxic fragility

  • @tonkababic9826
    @tonkababic9826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Why does Ella looks kinda like Lana Del Ray and why am I in love

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is a trap, I almost fell for it.

    • @emptyblue6530
      @emptyblue6530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steve R. Trevor the penis makes it cuter

    • @ejmeg2825
      @ejmeg2825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Ella trans?

    • @emptyblue6530
      @emptyblue6530 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meme Child yes

    • @jhonlewis5758
      @jhonlewis5758 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That chicks got a dick.

  • @harryyeend3544
    @harryyeend3544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Actually, I'm my father's second-biggest disappointment

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucky you: we only-children have it rough 🤣👍

  • @carlamitce443
    @carlamitce443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    How is Hannah Smothers getting money for this?!

    • @duhroof
      @duhroof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Threatening to smother.
      (I know it's terrible)

    • @mistahjenkins4826
      @mistahjenkins4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Simple: An idiot boss.

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Matriarchy

    • @n99centsm90
      @n99centsm90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just a cover-up front for her blood money

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you see, the genderbent version of MGTOW, WGSE (women going somewhere else), is a thing. And for wild reasons beyond our reckoning there seems to be nothing wrong with that in the slightest.

  • @DingoWing0
    @DingoWing0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can imagine a sketch where a mcdonald's employee, holding a burger says "c'mon... it's okay" trying to lure a timid Shoe in like she's a deer.

  • @jimmyquan9388
    @jimmyquan9388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You had the M for Mega your suppose to flip the M to W for wumbo

  • @icouldntthinkofaname4227
    @icouldntthinkofaname4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:10 Shane is most definitely not in heaven

  • @madelinehowland7591
    @madelinehowland7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Good news, men, you’re not allowed to have blisters any more, because women will lecture you about how they have it sO much harder from wearing the shoes they choose to wear!

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “Look over there, it’s ‘W’ for wahmen!”

    • @FraterMerovius
      @FraterMerovius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a giant camel toe. Or droopy breasts. Or a saggy ass. Let's make this something they regret.

    • @chenoir
      @chenoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, because WackDonald sound so much better!

  • @Kayin15
    @Kayin15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    7:00 - Yes, Cosmo, Wonder Woman's thigh jiggled when she did the superhero landing. You know why? Because Wonder Woman is the first superhero we've seen in a movie pull off the superhero landing WITHOUT WEARING PANTS.

  • @elliotstannard5621
    @elliotstannard5621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    McDonald's: how do we virtue signal to women?
    Patrick Star: I see your problem. You got it set to M for men, when it should be set to W for "Wumbo!"

  • @justarandomcat3989
    @justarandomcat3989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    W actually stands for Waluigi

    • @purpleheart3000
      @purpleheart3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, W stands for Wumbo. Duh.

    • @Forotosh
      @Forotosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now this is something I can get behind.

    • @antiquet3301
      @antiquet3301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WAAAAAAA

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAAAAAH

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was wubba lubba dub dub

  • @isaiahricketts
    @isaiahricketts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Ella looks like a generic 1950s housewife who lives in a suburban house with her two kids, one girl and one boy, and her businessman husband

    • @macaronisalad3038
      @macaronisalad3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      isaiah ricketts ah the good ol days of course i wasnt born for 50 years but they are the good ol days

  • @ihavenoname2569
    @ihavenoname2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “W for *wAmEn* “

  • @olysean92
    @olysean92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vampires can't see their own reflections, Hannah.

  • @LenLe92
    @LenLe92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Ella is so pretty! Her fashion sense is amazing! She looks like those femme fatales in those noir films. Goals tbh. Gonna check her channel out now
    Oh great vid Shoe btw

    • @Tacoyaki96
      @Tacoyaki96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *He

    • @mRudie1318
      @mRudie1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BurningChimera don’t hate because she is prettier than any “real” woman you will ever be with.

    • @Tacoyaki96
      @Tacoyaki96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't know what a trap is do you?

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      BurningChimera ella isnt a trap shes trans. she likes to call herself a trap since it’s kind of a “slur” used towards trans women and she thinks its cute.

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is it me, or do transwomen have a thing for dressing like Jackie O?

  • @christina.m
    @christina.m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    *sees another Cosmo Cringe in her news feed*
    GURL! PRAISE!
    But in all seriousness, I really enjoy these and they perk me up after a long work week. Thanks for the laughs!

    • @christina.m
      @christina.m 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheBcoolGuy (>•.~)^

  • @ProfessorPineappleEdits
    @ProfessorPineappleEdits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I had to test that pizza test :'D
    My favorites xD
    Pineapple:
    He'd never actually cheat, but he's capable of an emotional fling.
    You love your BF for the same reason he loves pineapples: irresistible sweetness. He's way too kind to ever actually cheat on you, but sometimes his kindness goes a step *too* far with other gals.
    Cheese:
    He can't even think about cheating on you.
    Not to sound CHEESEy, but he loves you so much that cheating never crosses his mind. A guy who loves plain cheese pizza is a guy who knows all his options, and knows exactly what he wants. Right now, that is you. Enjoy your cheese lover.
    Canadian Bacon:
    If he cheated on you, he'd tell you immediately.
    You know how they say Canadians are nice? So is your boyfriend. But that also doesn't mean he's perfect. If he ever strayed, you'd know right away because he'd buy flowers and chocolates and confess immediately.
    Red Onion:
    No one would dare cheat with him.
    Admit it. You are doing this guy a favor by even dating him. Even if he wanted to cheat, he couldn't. No one is interested in him in that way. Are YOU even interested in him in that way?
    WTF!!!???

    • @jacques4703
      @jacques4703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A plebeian attempt at humor made by feminists

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My boyfriend is all of these.

    • @ilpensatore2318
      @ilpensatore2318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As Italian I say that you deserve more than Pineapple Pizza. I don't care who you are, but you deserve more

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't take the pizza test..... next up in sex & relationships - a complete beginners guide to fisting.

  • @rebekahjacintags3285
    @rebekahjacintags3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just-Are we gonna ignore that Skeptic almost had a heart attack? I felt so bad😂😂

  • @CasperDar
    @CasperDar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So every time this Hannah is hanging out with a dude and he complains about something she'll go ''YEAH WELL I HAVE IT WORSE'' instead of relating or something? Sounds like pleasant company.

    • @satchboogie2058
      @satchboogie2058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost as if, the guy says: hey babe can I tell you something awful that happened to me today?
      And she's like: I don't care cuz I probably had it way worse.
      And then she asks why men prefer talking to bros before hos.....

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phrase of the day is "self-fulfilling prophecy."

  • @havenmirabella3003
    @havenmirabella3003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Yeah, outside of religious fundamentalist communities, no one is FORCED to wear anything. I don’t ever wear that ridiculous uncomfortable femme shiz that the fashion industry puts out. Why? Because I think it’s impractical and ridiculous looking and it just isn’t for me.
    For a secular, Western woman to say that “the patriarchy is forcing me to wear strappy sandals that hurt my feet!” is ridiculous. Dude, you can just take off the sandals.

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Elisa Castro I mean... Catholicism is a kinda "you wear this and not that or else" religion. And some Baptists, apparently.

    • @bruhmoment-me2hw
      @bruhmoment-me2hw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Catholic, no one is really forced to wear anything; someone becomes a religious (umbrella term for priests, nuns, etc) out of their own will, unlike women in Muslim 3rd world countries. Catholics just encourage people to show a little bit less cleavage in church is all. (I'm not trying to 'own you like Ben Shapiro', I'm just trying to throw my two cents in lol)

  • @fujoshipeanut5074
    @fujoshipeanut5074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Reminds me of all the WcDonald's I see in anime/manga

  • @forrestfoellinger4020
    @forrestfoellinger4020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Leave the shoe complaints at the door."
    Me *watching Shoe0nHead*: I don't have any Shoe complaints. I do, however, have Hannah complaints.

  • @matth1589
    @matth1589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Fragile masculinity, toxic masculinity. Why ever would men feel they are being judged harshly.

  • @killamonjaromon
    @killamonjaromon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'll have a Big Wac, some WcNuggets and a large woke please

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Woke-a Cola

    • @nadurokorte9917
      @nadurokorte9917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WC nuggets made with WC toilet frier.

    • @kaaz1010
      @kaaz1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EMBRACE DEMOCRACY
      OR, YOU, WILL, BE, E-R-A-D-I-C-A-T-E-D

    • @malcolm_mal2055
      @malcolm_mal2055 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and this for breakfast by WokeDonald's

    • @malcolm_mal2055
      @malcolm_mal2055 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you did the same joke then me Kyle frank lmao

  • @Lain2337
    @Lain2337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    i loved the part with the special guest

  • @jessicafischerqueen
    @jessicafischerqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL actual phone call to 50 Shades of Greg was genius! Also once he catches on, his comedy timing is superb. You guys are the best social comedyentary team ever YOU ARE AWESOME, SON!