"Why are men more emotionally open to their friends?" 2 seconds later: "Haha, fragile masculinity." Lol, please tell me more about how the patriarchy shames men for showing their emotions.
That's the point. Women except men to be there for them but the feminists think men asking for the same level of emotion support is "emotional labour".
@@balazszsigmond826 I hate reducing it to this but it's making me believe in the NPC theory more and more. How can someone say something and then one second later contradict it and not realize they did it? And it's not like this is a rare occurrence. It's pretty much EVERY article and EVERY belief they have. Give me one belief that these nuts have that they don't contradict or give women a pass for?
"YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOURE CHEATING, SO WHO IS SHE????" "Ooh, I love green peppers on pizza." This perfectly exemplifies how chill Skeptic is, and I love it.
Yeah that’s literally the opposite of the concept of toxic masculinity, which is literally just the idea that men are socially conditioned to think that they have to be unemotional and/or a douchebag to be manly lol. It shows that Cosmo has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Then again is anyone surprised.
Temmie Also imagine having such a fragile ego that you project your insecurities into men. Like how very dare they like and trust anyone more than ME? I have the boobs and the vagina, therefore I'm inherently more trustworthy and less judgemental! Oh but also, benevolent sexism is sexism too.
I remember when that time I went to mandonalds and all the men laughed at me and told me it was a man’s place 😢 so glad that as a womyn I can now feel safe in a fast food restaurant 👌🏻
flossy I remember when McDonalds was a place where me and my bros could go where no women would disturb us and talk about rape and penises and how to next oppress women but the damn liberal hippie feminist democratic commie snowflakes ruined everything. This is why America is going to hell. AR-15 wielding white republican Jesus save us!
I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VID AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS "Rape, Murder War. They all have one thing in common. Men" I cant believe this shit is real I'm crying
DSW Men are the solution to our dwindling energy resources, it’s bountiful and renewable but the toxic masculinity will be a issue we will be left with.
Shoe: *[Trying not to laugh]* "COSMO SAYS YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! LISTEN! YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!" Greg: "Ooo, I love green peppers on my pizza." Relationship goals xD .
@@Jotari Peppers: Adultery Onions: Shoplifting Mushrooms: Murder Jalapenos: Practicing Law Without a License Pepperoni: Tax Fraud Sausage: Fraud Fraud Ham: Public Indecency Olives: Human Trafficking Extra Sauce: Lost in it... Extra Cheese: Lactose Intolerance Anchovies: *GENOCIDE* Hope that helps.
men: ugh, condoms don't feel as good women: ugh, condoms don't feel as good meanwhile hannah is having a mental breakdown writing about the patriarchy.
"I hear you now allow Women in this establishment" Okay, I have not laughed that hard in a long time. They hate that they connect with their guy friends with their problems instead of them, so they mock men for having problems and wonder why men don't come to them with their problems? Yeah, that sounds logical. Also, in a way I found it strange to see a woman dressed classically. and even stranger that she is trans? She really pulls off the classic look and is presented very nice. Also oddly enough works well with a modern personality as well.
Michael Timothy You obviously have a flawed perspective of fashion. Fashion isn't to please men, my cousin is a fashion model and fashion is an expression of art.
I stopped shaving for this reason. I heard you can like, rub jeans or something on your face and basically soften up the ends of your facial hair. Never tried it.
Actually, she once took a trip to Oppression Park. But since she was attacked by the spooky scary patriachy and the menacing keireachy, you cannot mock her fo being afraid to step outside into the real world. Especially when she may be mugged by the 100% real wage gap
They say not displaying emotions is toxic masculinity, but wanting to not be judged is fragile masculinity? It’s almost like... it’s almost like... you can’t win!
I couldn't select 1080p as a video quality, so I thought TH-cam just hadn't finished processing your video... but then I remembered whose channel I was on.
Feminists have no concept of friendship. They are alone and sad. They want to crush all happiness in life, because they can't seem to get it for themselves.
I'm not typically a fan of the whole "grow thicker skin" argument, but Jesus, the people who read these articles have thinner skin than me, and even I know I'm too sensitive. On a related note, "stop feeling so guilty about yourself." Thanks, I kinda needed to hear that.
At least they are consistent, when Mcdonald's had the large M, they also did not donate to any men’s shelters.. :D Although yeah, it is just a stupid marketing ploy to get more feminists to support them, and everyone else who is anti-SJW is largely unaffected as well, so in a sense there are no negatives for them. Feminists are pretty vain and are quick to support people who virtue signal to them, hence they are ripe to be used in these sorts of campaigns.. Hell this is basically the reason why there are so many companies catering to them, because they are willing to become hardcore supporters with a small investment (Unless you are a nerdy industry like comics, where the sjw feminist market is way too small to turn a profit for large companies). Although they don't realize that it's like mounting a tiger, once they focus on making their audience SJW's, they won't be able to get off, and need to be walking on eggshells or suffer the consequences (Starbucks xD).
They even outright admit they are not donating anything to charity. Just a bunch of big yellow Ws to remind us of the 43rd President of the United States.
How DARE you talk about the goddess of feminism like that!? She is part of the holy femity (like the holy trinity, except with feminism), Anita (god/ the father), Hannah (Jesus/ the son) and the clitty spirit.
I immediately loved Ella as soon as she was on screen. Holy shit. Her whole atmosphere is incredible! She's got that 50's gorgeous face and her voice sounds so unique??? DAMN I'M SO JEALOUS. Had to follow her immediately. Holy crap. You both should do more videos together. Love your content as always shoe!
That's the worst part. Like, does the Smother Gang think a group of men are actively watching Wonder Woman, seeing her "thigh jiggle", and going "GROSS!! 😢" this feels like 2nd Grade
I'm so sick of these women using politics and social movements to unsuccessfully deal with thier insecurities. I can totally see Thudeau rocking thoes nails btw.
Whenever I see someones face on a youtube thumbnail, that is the first thing I think about. "I wonder how much time this dumbass spent on making dumb faces for the camera"
the thing about WW's jiggling thigh seriously gets me... MEN LITERALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT JIGGLING THIGHS WTF no dude's gonna see some stone-hard, steel-reinforced thigh absorb a small earthquake without moving and then suddenly become all hot and heavy lol
Well you see, the genderbent version of MGTOW, WGSE (women going somewhere else), is a thing. And for wild reasons beyond our reckoning there seems to be nothing wrong with that in the slightest.
Good news, men, you’re not allowed to have blisters any more, because women will lecture you about how they have it sO much harder from wearing the shoes they choose to wear!
7:00 - Yes, Cosmo, Wonder Woman's thigh jiggled when she did the superhero landing. You know why? Because Wonder Woman is the first superhero we've seen in a movie pull off the superhero landing WITHOUT WEARING PANTS.
Ella is so pretty! Her fashion sense is amazing! She looks like those femme fatales in those noir films. Goals tbh. Gonna check her channel out now Oh great vid Shoe btw
BurningChimera ella isnt a trap shes trans. she likes to call herself a trap since it’s kind of a “slur” used towards trans women and she thinks its cute.
*sees another Cosmo Cringe in her news feed* GURL! PRAISE! But in all seriousness, I really enjoy these and they perk me up after a long work week. Thanks for the laughs!
I had to test that pizza test :'D My favorites xD Pineapple: He'd never actually cheat, but he's capable of an emotional fling. You love your BF for the same reason he loves pineapples: irresistible sweetness. He's way too kind to ever actually cheat on you, but sometimes his kindness goes a step *too* far with other gals. Cheese: He can't even think about cheating on you. Not to sound CHEESEy, but he loves you so much that cheating never crosses his mind. A guy who loves plain cheese pizza is a guy who knows all his options, and knows exactly what he wants. Right now, that is you. Enjoy your cheese lover. Canadian Bacon: If he cheated on you, he'd tell you immediately. You know how they say Canadians are nice? So is your boyfriend. But that also doesn't mean he's perfect. If he ever strayed, you'd know right away because he'd buy flowers and chocolates and confess immediately. Red Onion: No one would dare cheat with him. Admit it. You are doing this guy a favor by even dating him. Even if he wanted to cheat, he couldn't. No one is interested in him in that way. Are YOU even interested in him in that way? WTF!!!???
So every time this Hannah is hanging out with a dude and he complains about something she'll go ''YEAH WELL I HAVE IT WORSE'' instead of relating or something? Sounds like pleasant company.
It's almost as if, the guy says: hey babe can I tell you something awful that happened to me today? And she's like: I don't care cuz I probably had it way worse. And then she asks why men prefer talking to bros before hos.....
Yeah, outside of religious fundamentalist communities, no one is FORCED to wear anything. I don’t ever wear that ridiculous uncomfortable femme shiz that the fashion industry puts out. Why? Because I think it’s impractical and ridiculous looking and it just isn’t for me. For a secular, Western woman to say that “the patriarchy is forcing me to wear strappy sandals that hurt my feet!” is ridiculous. Dude, you can just take off the sandals.
As a Catholic, no one is really forced to wear anything; someone becomes a religious (umbrella term for priests, nuns, etc) out of their own will, unlike women in Muslim 3rd world countries. Catholics just encourage people to show a little bit less cleavage in church is all. (I'm not trying to 'own you like Ben Shapiro', I'm just trying to throw my two cents in lol)
LOL actual phone call to 50 Shades of Greg was genius! Also once he catches on, his comedy timing is superb. You guys are the best social comedyentary team ever YOU ARE AWESOME, SON!
Thanks so much for having me & my hedge trimmer on!!
I am scared
Ella Grant Subscribing to your channel. You were hilarious.
I was so happy to see you in June's video ❤
Ella Grant you were so funny! I loved it!
Yep, I subscribed. You're hilarious!
"Why are men more emotionally open to their friends?"
2 seconds later: "Haha, fragile masculinity."
Lol, please tell me more about how the patriarchy shames men for showing their emotions.
Because femiNatzis can
Also: why do men keep expecting women to do emotional labour for them? They're not their therapists, men should go to other men
Eric TheGreat Are you stupid? Women are the ones who expect men to be there no matter what
Eric TheGreat I don’t wanna ask but, who are you talking about
That's the point. Women except men to be there for them but the feminists think men asking for the same level of emotion support is "emotional labour".
I''m gonna Hannah Smother myself.
Ogodplsno
Uhhh Phrasing
“Where’s the chloroform gone?”
*with some baaad articles*
Zamarski r/ihadastroke
“The men feel judged by their women and not their male friends”
*literally goes on to judge them for
this in the next sentence*
big think 🤔
FREEDOM TOONS
Hey ur that guy that do the cartoon
wigonhead BTFO
FreedomToons Top comments are Roaming Millenial, Sargon of Akkad, then you...quite the trifecta.
That's why all my friends are men... at least the close ones
Dude poor skeptic he sounded genuinely scared
He sounded like he just woke up
He was chill about the peppers though
Timeward He was a waking up after FUCKIN ANOTHER BISH!!!
@@Abejaved can you imagine? If cosmo actually got it right for once, sh0e's whole channel would explode lol
I would have died if he had replied with "H-Hannah Smothers!"
**guys have friends with men because they feel less judged than their girlfriends**
**writes an entire article judging them**
That proves the point?
The fun thing about these articles is they shoot themselves in the crotch a lot...
Balázs Zsigmond I’ve noticed that, it’s hilarious. I swear they’re elaborate satire.
the fun thing about this is that this is ripped off from another comment
@@balazszsigmond826 I hate reducing it to this but it's making me believe in the NPC theory more and more. How can someone say something and then one second later contradict it and not realize they did it? And it's not like this is a rare occurrence. It's pretty much EVERY article and EVERY belief they have. Give me one belief that these nuts have that they don't contradict or give women a pass for?
The shocked pikachu face makes this better.
"YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOURE CHEATING, SO WHO IS SHE????"
"Ooh, I love green peppers on pizza."
This perfectly exemplifies how chill Skeptic is, and I love it.
Oh boy you'd love stoners
No this is how all men would react in this situation. We would focus on the pizza topping.
I wonder what terrible things I must be doing because I don't like cheese on my pizza.
@@griffinkimball2454 you are simultaneously cheating on every woman.
@@dragonstory15 Sooo... He fucks a guy?
"Youre cheating on me!!"
"no." Skeptic was having none of it xD
"I do like green peppers" hahahaha. 0 fucks skeptic is best skeptic.
I half expected Skeptic to be quicker catching on and be all like "damn you Cosmo!" lol
A guy: *is confident enough in his sexuality to be unafraid showing affection to his male friends*
Cosmo: IS THAT THE SOUND OF FRAGILE MASCULINITY
guy: (supports his male friends and doesnt mind being soft)
cosmo: can you s m e l l the toxic masculinity
ikr it's almost as if they can't reason.
Yeah that’s literally the opposite of the concept of toxic masculinity, which is literally just the idea that men are socially conditioned to think that they have to be unemotional and/or a douchebag to be manly lol. It shows that Cosmo has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Then again is anyone surprised.
@Anthony Lopez They really have diluted the term that’s for sure.
>Complains men feel more judged by women than their male friends
>Judges men
She wasn't judging them. She was pointing out the fact that men are bad and wrong and have everything their way all the time. Sheesh, get it right.
GingerChinees Hey, it’s a useful grammatical and rhetorical device. Chill.
I don't know about the rest but I judge everything...
Temmie
Also imagine having such a fragile ego that you project your insecurities into men. Like how very dare they like and trust anyone more than ME? I have the boobs and the vagina, therefore I'm inherently more trustworthy and less judgemental! Oh but also, benevolent sexism is sexism too.
Temmie
But - so the logic goes - it stems from misogyny, therefore it's not discrimination against men.
They call him Armored "Ooh I Love Green Peppers" Skeptic.
griffinwik Heh, you commented what I was going to say. Great minds lol.
griffinwik I prefer black peppers
Wait you mean the vegetable not the peppercorn
Typical guy reaction. Why focus on the batshit insanity when you can question why that insanity exists... And also pizza.
*Who is she?!*
"I HEAR YOU NOW ALLOW WOMEN IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT" *Valiantly storms into McDonalds*
That's perfect Shoe, dear.
I feel like it's a curse to be allowed into a mc donalds, all that shit and whatnot.
+Mike Griego
Plot twist! The workers ARE the security LMFAO!
Mike Griego since when can McDonald's afford to have security. And since when did McDonald's become so high class to even need security lol
You mean ManDonalds?
Cosmo: Why do men feel less judged by other men than by women?
Also Cosmo: loL maSCuLINitY sO fRAgiLE
I remember when that time I went to mandonalds and all the men laughed at me and told me it was a man’s place 😢 so glad that as a womyn I can now feel safe in a fast food restaurant 👌🏻
flossy it was about time! I as a male apologize to you on behalf of all menkind for not allowing you to eat diabetes with us
a-muse-me; you don't really mean your apology, because you're not apolohise.
flossy I remember when McDonalds was a place where me and my bros could go where no women would disturb us and talk about rape and penises and how to next oppress women but the damn liberal hippie feminist democratic commie snowflakes ruined everything. This is why America is going to hell. AR-15 wielding white republican Jesus save us!
vanchrian Jesus man! You've been missing out! The diabetes is so fucking good there
"I was unaware that the M in McDonalds stood for 'men'."
PICK UP A BOOK, SHOE!
what is
book
Shoe0nHead sexist
Lol silly wamen try to red a book.
Greg does not allow books in the kitchen, so how can she pic one?! ;)
Sargon of Akkad Everyone knows women can't read..
I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VID AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS "Rape, Murder War. They all have one thing in common. Men" I cant believe this shit is real I'm crying
It would also make sense if it said women instead, sooooo
I think it was a PragerU vid about how toxic masculinity isn’t really a thing.
Nicole Mulder actually the thing they have in common is a r
The best part is that video is about harnessing men’s natural energy for good. It’s so stupid. Like we’re power generators
DSW Men are the solution to our dwindling energy resources, it’s bountiful and renewable but the toxic masculinity will be a issue we will be left with.
Shoe: *[Trying not to laugh]* "COSMO SAYS YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! LISTEN! YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
Greg: "Ooo, I love green peppers on my pizza."
Relationship goals xD .
@@II-hk8ir Or you're just an asshole. Or that.
IAmIronic wait what happened??
I'm just curious if every topping was going to say the same thing or if there's some kind of spectrum involved.
@@Jotari Peppers: Adultery
Onions: Shoplifting
Mushrooms: Murder
Jalapenos: Practicing Law Without a License
Pepperoni: Tax Fraud
Sausage: Fraud Fraud
Ham: Public Indecency
Olives: Human Trafficking
Extra Sauce: Lost in it...
Extra Cheese: Lactose Intolerance
Anchovies: *GENOCIDE*
Hope that helps.
If they order extra cheese then they're lactose intolerant XD
Top 10 Recurring Anime Characters:
1. Hannah Smothers
*Villains
men: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
women: ugh, condoms don't feel as good
meanwhile hannah is having a mental breakdown writing about the patriarchy.
Don't try to use baby oil as lube
It will rip the condom and make a baby
@@lugoorstar it's like rock, paper, scissors.
Baby beats baby oil, baby oil beats condom, condom beats baby...
@@Mysteri0usChannel i beat baby
@@bob-xb3nh I beat my... nevermind.
WcDonald's
no it's WUMBO-donalds
Annabell Free I have so much respect for you
And my local Mc's still doesn't have a toilet
w a c k
PcDonalds
Ella wore 7 different outfits in their 4 minutes.
Thank you.
they had it set to M for Mini, now it's W for Wumbo!
puddy_in_the_hall
Bahahahahaha! I haven’t seen that reference in years!
Made my day.
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he, me, she, wumbo.”
@@ryanodom6101 *mermaid man in a jar with every other sea inhabitant* Did you try setting it to Wombo?
LMFAOOOOO
Ryan Odom
“Wumbo, Wumboing,”
@@n0dash18 Wumbology
"Big gay babies" is my favorite name for a youtuber's fans yet.
It's accurate.
Gay Baby Jail
"I hear you now allow Women in this establishment" Okay, I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
They hate that they connect with their guy friends with their problems instead of them, so they mock men for having problems and wonder why men don't come to them with their problems? Yeah, that sounds logical.
Also, in a way I found it strange to see a woman dressed classically. and even stranger that she is trans? She really pulls off the classic look and is presented very nice. Also oddly enough works well with a modern personality as well.
@What Not To Do At a Stoplight PATRIARCHY!
LOLZ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re cheating on me”
“No”
I love that so much
me: *sees shoe storming into McDonalds*
me: *with my camera* "you're doing amazing, sweetie"
"Ugh, I hate getting up"
"YES BUT I HATE IT MORE"
Lol are you from Germany? Because of Coldmirror
_ich sehe das du auch ein man von kultuur bist_
CHECKMATE
Look man, I need my bromances. We can't just ditch the homies because because feminists think we're gay. First rule of the bro code; bros before hoes.
Cool Person 👍
That's the thing with best friends I would say xD It's called bromance, because they're like your brothers, right?
*bros equal to hoes
Cool Person I'd choose my brothers (friends) over a mate any day. Fortunately I don't have a mate.
Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie!
You: The patriarchy doesn't exist-
Hannah: *bursts through your window and SMOTHERS you with her own feminist pillow*
Ah yes, those *male gays* 😂😂
You got me laughin hard bro
"Yeah, you're gay, but...
YOU'RE A MAN"
"Her thigh jiggled"
*aroused male noises*
Hhajajajaaja. Seriously, only the woman will notice that.
Lol, I was more focused on the action and explosions than her herself
Bark bark!!
UAGAGAGAAUAUUUAAAGH
*Unaroused gay male noise*
"Wonder Woman isn't there to please the men!"
*is a literal super model*
Michael Timothy You obviously have a flawed perspective of fashion. Fashion isn't to please men, my cousin is a fashion model and fashion is an expression of art.
Arithmagender Gender He said super model, not fashion model. There are dick models for example so it can be about pleasing too.
Arithmagender Gender regardless she's not modeling she's playing a comic book character in a film, and she wasn't cast for her lore-accurate muscles.
S yargo no I'm positive that was part of the process. You have to look hot for Hollywood
Luke Carney entertainment or the men were there to please her.
"Men feel less judged by their Male friends"
"Sounds like fragile masculinity to me"
I. You. YOU JUST DISPROVED YOURSELF.
Shoe: "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
Skeptic: "...no."
Glorious!
"Leave the shoe complaints"
shoe: complains
I THRIVE
"Men feel judged by their girlfriends... FRAGILE MASCULINITY!" Oh boy, give me the irony.
UnknownTimelord, meanwhile, feminists constantly complain that men judge women too much.
Woman shaves legs : great
Man shaves face: great
Man 4 1/5 hours later: my face is like sand paper and itchs
I stopped shaving for this reason. I heard you can like, rub jeans or something on your face and basically soften up the ends of your facial hair. Never tried it.
Why not wax? Lasts longer and the tips come out softer
@@gingermaniac5484 Face skin is sensitive and waxing would cause redness and most likely acne for most people.
@@lucass8119 thank you that makes a lot of sense~! ^-^
The same thing happens to legs too you know
WOAH JUNE ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE!! I don't believe it.
no she didnt. you can see the bluescreen.
Biker Bear it's the accomplishment of the century.
She'll probably be hospitalized from illness soon.
Master Chief pronounced wicdonalds, accurate.
Actually, she once took a trip to Oppression Park. But since she was attacked by the spooky scary patriachy and the menacing keireachy, you cannot mock her fo being afraid to step outside into the real world. Especially when she may be mugged by the 100% real wage gap
Thigh jiggles will destroy The Patriarchy™
Jiggle me tinders! Down with the Patriarchy
They say not displaying emotions is toxic masculinity, but wanting to not be judged is fragile masculinity? It’s almost like... it’s almost like... you can’t win!
I couldn't select 1080p as a video quality, so I thought TH-cam just hadn't finished processing your video... but then I remembered whose channel I was on.
Gotta love the potato quality!
More like Hannah Smother me in my sleep. Please
"men are more emotional open to their close pals then to their girlfriends"
Yeah that called a best friendship ya damn lizard woman
Feminists have no concept of friendship. They are alone and sad. They want to crush all happiness in life, because they can't seem to get it for themselves.
Right, its almost like men have actual emotions and arent a penis with legs that make money for the wamen
"YOURE CHEATING ON ME!!!"
"no" 😂😂😂
According to the comment below you, your comment is gay.
Cosmo Cringe Episode 1: The Hannah Menace
Cosmo Cringe Episode 2: Attack of the Feminist Drones
Cosmo Cringe Episode 3: Revenge of the Smothers
Cosmo cringe solid
Cosmo cringe solid 2: Sons of Smothers
Cosmo cringe solid 3: Man hater
H E L L O T H E R E
Colin Thorneycroft GENERAL SMOTHERI
You are a bold one!
I'm not typically a fan of the whole "grow thicker skin" argument, but Jesus, the people who read these articles have thinner skin than me, and even I know I'm too sensitive.
On a related note, "stop feeling so guilty about yourself." Thanks, I kinda needed to hear that.
If I find Ella hot, does that make me gay, or a misogynist?
Let's just go with both.
She is so hot😐
Gay bro
Wait what?whos ella?
nah
6:17 If you listen very closely, you can actually hear the sound of his heart dropping on the floor.
I lost it at "male gaze/gays". Lol.
AHAHAHAHA I RUINED THE 420 LIKES
"Hm maybe we should donate to fighting breast cancer or womens health clinics"
"that's an awful idea LET'S TURN THE M UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
I wonder how much money it cost them to do that.
At least they are consistent, when Mcdonald's had the large M, they also did not donate to any men’s shelters.. :D
Although yeah, it is just a stupid marketing ploy to get more feminists to support them, and everyone else who is anti-SJW is largely unaffected as well, so in a sense there are no negatives for them. Feminists are pretty vain and are quick to support people who virtue signal to them, hence they are ripe to be used in these sorts of campaigns.. Hell this is basically the reason why there are so many companies catering to them, because they are willing to become hardcore supporters with a small investment (Unless you are a nerdy industry like comics, where the sjw feminist market is way too small to turn a profit for large companies). Although they don't realize that it's like mounting a tiger, once they focus on making their audience SJW's, they won't be able to get off, and need to be walking on eggshells or suffer the consequences (Starbucks xD).
Waffle Maker yeah but I'm pretty sure it's more common in women but idk tbh, it was an example lmao
They even outright admit they are not donating anything to charity. Just a bunch of big yellow Ws to remind us of the 43rd President of the United States.
KoinGaming, to be fair, it's pretty hard to donate to something that doesn't exist.
"i hear you now allow women in this establishment!" funniest shit youve done. i subbed 😂
BowserJr476. Absolute comedy.
As someone from Portland, I apologize on behalf of all of us.
Hannah Smothers must be stopped.
blackout betty
are you implying she should be...
Smothered?
Hannah Smothers must be encouraged.
She is Smothering the internet. It's right in her name.
How DARE you talk about the goddess of feminism like that!? She is part of the holy femity (like the holy trinity, except with feminism), Anita (god/ the father), Hannah (Jesus/ the son) and the clitty spirit.
I immediately loved Ella as soon as she was on screen. Holy shit. Her whole atmosphere is incredible! She's got that 50's gorgeous face and her voice sounds so unique??? DAMN I'M SO JEALOUS. Had to follow her immediately. Holy crap. You both should do more videos together. Love your content as always shoe!
Yeah shes kinda hot ngl
@@TonyJumpinJacks nice trap id say xD
him*
@@flowrinrecordsofficial8412 is she a trap?
Mc Nut Bust 10:30
Bros before Hoes confirmed!
Penny Dreadful
I concur: brethren before wenches! 😀
and homies over chicks..
The only way to get betrayed by a bro is over a hoe
Make sure to kiss your homies goodnight, my dudes
Shoes before Hoes
"Unless your living in a muslim country where it's not realy a choice"
I felt that😭
Lmao 😂
Oof. I’m sorry to hear that.
@@khagan5951 Isn’t Turkey going through some bullshit right now though?
@@wannabehistorian371 it is apparently
Personally, I enjoyed Gal Gadot's thigh jiggle. Hot.
That's the worst part.
Like, does the Smother Gang think a group of men are actively watching Wonder Woman, seeing her "thigh jiggle", and going "GROSS!! 😢"
this feels like 2nd Grade
+the_nicanor
It says more about her insecurities than it does anything about equal rights or whatever.
Boobs? Butt? Nay I say! One must look to the thigh to truly be a man of culture.
Threeman finally! Another man of true culture!! Thigh guys unite!
FallaciousScotsman i havent watch ww
But she was horrible in justice league
Oh man that genuine "No" from Greg before you said "COSMO SAYS" hurt my empathy nerve. Good save on that one.
I know right, bless him. He clearly cares a lot about her (and her about him), which is awesome.
It was indeed a risky joke.
I'm so sick of these women using politics and social movements to unsuccessfully deal with thier insecurities.
I can totally see Thudeau rocking thoes nails btw.
oh my god imagine if she said “who is she” and her boyfriend just started confessing because he thought he was caught
I liked the way Greg said “hellooow ;3”, lmao. Did you wake him up with this call?
Did you call Skeptic at 3am to shout at him about cheating, or is he always high? It has to be one of the two.
or both
Nah Greg sounds drunk all the time.
Both
@@crisptomato9495 all of them
Both. Both is good.
I liked the monologue in the beginning about the clickbait face, It's something you don't really think about when you see a TH-cam video
Rebel Wrath I'd probably be really great at making clickbait faces because I make funny faces in the mirror ALL THE TIME to help me draw expressions.
Whenever I see someones face on a youtube thumbnail, that is the first thing I think about. "I wonder how much time this dumbass spent on making dumb faces for the camera"
"Who run the world?" "The lions" ok but this dude knows how it is fr
Columbia has not won a single game in years.
@@eMorphized what does that have to do with lions running the world
@@jellyjas2624 Columbia's team name.
Pshhh... McDonalds finally figured it out
This whole time they had it set on "M" for "Mini," when they should've had it set on "W" for "Wumbo"
Agreed
This is the best comment Ive seen in this website
I didn't even try to steal your comment. I just had the same thought XD. hahaha
Poor skeptic!!!! He was so sad! “I’m not!” 😂😂❤️
the thing about WW's jiggling thigh seriously gets me...
MEN LITERALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT JIGGLING THIGHS WTF
no dude's gonna see some stone-hard, steel-reinforced thigh absorb a small earthquake without moving and then suddenly become all hot and heavy lol
“Robots are taking over sex, bro’s are replacing emotional connection,Women are obselete”-ShoeOnHead 2019
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
Me: Shoe and Ella ☕
"Your father's greatest disappointment"
Joke's on you June. I don't even know my father!
Wait...
Jarvis Bailey I am your father.
Lmao this is great
Jarvis Bailey you're*
Eleanora Why are you correcting someone's grammar after 2 months? Lol
Killian Vex I didn't she that it was posted 2 months ago my bad 😂
Ella looks so classy and pretty omg
Alessandro Boldrini Bus driver - Imaginary place
Alessandro Boldrini Imaginary places by Busdriver
Twisted monk who cares I'm bi as fuck.
When I see a pretty girl in 1940s attire, I think of salt and iron and burning bones.
Love that her outfit changed like 10 times 😂 and also the Coke cans
I'm glad we can all take a break from politics, liberal, and conservative alike, and just say "WTF cosmo?"
Wait... so if masculinity is fragile how can it be toxic?
(Mic Dropped) 🎤
dat toxic fragility
Why does Ella looks kinda like Lana Del Ray and why am I in love
It is a trap, I almost fell for it.
Steve R. Trevor the penis makes it cuter
Is Ella trans?
Meme Child yes
That chicks got a dick.
Actually, I'm my father's second-biggest disappointment
Lucky you: we only-children have it rough 🤣👍
How is Hannah Smothers getting money for this?!
Threatening to smother.
(I know it's terrible)
Simple: An idiot boss.
The Matriarchy
It's just a cover-up front for her blood money
Well you see, the genderbent version of MGTOW, WGSE (women going somewhere else), is a thing. And for wild reasons beyond our reckoning there seems to be nothing wrong with that in the slightest.
I can imagine a sketch where a mcdonald's employee, holding a burger says "c'mon... it's okay" trying to lure a timid Shoe in like she's a deer.
You had the M for Mega your suppose to flip the M to W for wumbo
Yep
Can you order a Big Wac?
Jimmy Quan East, I thought you said Weast.
0:10 Shane is most definitely not in heaven
Good news, men, you’re not allowed to have blisters any more, because women will lecture you about how they have it sO much harder from wearing the shoes they choose to wear!
“Look over there, it’s ‘W’ for wahmen!”
Or a giant camel toe. Or droopy breasts. Or a saggy ass. Let's make this something they regret.
Yeah, because WackDonald sound so much better!
7:00 - Yes, Cosmo, Wonder Woman's thigh jiggled when she did the superhero landing. You know why? Because Wonder Woman is the first superhero we've seen in a movie pull off the superhero landing WITHOUT WEARING PANTS.
McDonald's: how do we virtue signal to women?
Patrick Star: I see your problem. You got it set to M for men, when it should be set to W for "Wumbo!"
W actually stands for Waluigi
No, W stands for Wumbo. Duh.
Now this is something I can get behind.
WAAAAAAA
WAAAAAH
I thought it was wubba lubba dub dub
Ella looks like a generic 1950s housewife who lives in a suburban house with her two kids, one girl and one boy, and her businessman husband
isaiah ricketts ah the good ol days of course i wasnt born for 50 years but they are the good ol days
“W for *wAmEn* “
I have no name Amen.
I have no name R for Respakt
We must respecc wahmen
Vampires can't see their own reflections, Hannah.
Ella is so pretty! Her fashion sense is amazing! She looks like those femme fatales in those noir films. Goals tbh. Gonna check her channel out now
Oh great vid Shoe btw
*He
BurningChimera don’t hate because she is prettier than any “real” woman you will ever be with.
You don't know what a trap is do you?
BurningChimera ella isnt a trap shes trans. she likes to call herself a trap since it’s kind of a “slur” used towards trans women and she thinks its cute.
is it me, or do transwomen have a thing for dressing like Jackie O?
*sees another Cosmo Cringe in her news feed*
GURL! PRAISE!
But in all seriousness, I really enjoy these and they perk me up after a long work week. Thanks for the laughs!
TheBcoolGuy (>•.~)^
I had to test that pizza test :'D
My favorites xD
Pineapple:
He'd never actually cheat, but he's capable of an emotional fling.
You love your BF for the same reason he loves pineapples: irresistible sweetness. He's way too kind to ever actually cheat on you, but sometimes his kindness goes a step *too* far with other gals.
Cheese:
He can't even think about cheating on you.
Not to sound CHEESEy, but he loves you so much that cheating never crosses his mind. A guy who loves plain cheese pizza is a guy who knows all his options, and knows exactly what he wants. Right now, that is you. Enjoy your cheese lover.
Canadian Bacon:
If he cheated on you, he'd tell you immediately.
You know how they say Canadians are nice? So is your boyfriend. But that also doesn't mean he's perfect. If he ever strayed, you'd know right away because he'd buy flowers and chocolates and confess immediately.
Red Onion:
No one would dare cheat with him.
Admit it. You are doing this guy a favor by even dating him. Even if he wanted to cheat, he couldn't. No one is interested in him in that way. Are YOU even interested in him in that way?
WTF!!!???
A plebeian attempt at humor made by feminists
My boyfriend is all of these.
As Italian I say that you deserve more than Pineapple Pizza. I don't care who you are, but you deserve more
I couldn't take the pizza test..... next up in sex & relationships - a complete beginners guide to fisting.
I just-Are we gonna ignore that Skeptic almost had a heart attack? I felt so bad😂😂
So every time this Hannah is hanging out with a dude and he complains about something she'll go ''YEAH WELL I HAVE IT WORSE'' instead of relating or something? Sounds like pleasant company.
It's almost as if, the guy says: hey babe can I tell you something awful that happened to me today?
And she's like: I don't care cuz I probably had it way worse.
And then she asks why men prefer talking to bros before hos.....
Phrase of the day is "self-fulfilling prophecy."
Yeah, outside of religious fundamentalist communities, no one is FORCED to wear anything. I don’t ever wear that ridiculous uncomfortable femme shiz that the fashion industry puts out. Why? Because I think it’s impractical and ridiculous looking and it just isn’t for me.
For a secular, Western woman to say that “the patriarchy is forcing me to wear strappy sandals that hurt my feet!” is ridiculous. Dude, you can just take off the sandals.
@Elisa Castro I mean... Catholicism is a kinda "you wear this and not that or else" religion. And some Baptists, apparently.
As a Catholic, no one is really forced to wear anything; someone becomes a religious (umbrella term for priests, nuns, etc) out of their own will, unlike women in Muslim 3rd world countries. Catholics just encourage people to show a little bit less cleavage in church is all. (I'm not trying to 'own you like Ben Shapiro', I'm just trying to throw my two cents in lol)
Reminds me of all the WcDonald's I see in anime/manga
Oswari!
"Leave the shoe complaints at the door."
Me *watching Shoe0nHead*: I don't have any Shoe complaints. I do, however, have Hannah complaints.
Fragile masculinity, toxic masculinity. Why ever would men feel they are being judged harshly.
I'll have a Big Wac, some WcNuggets and a large woke please
Woke-a Cola
WC nuggets made with WC toilet frier.
EMBRACE DEMOCRACY
OR, YOU, WILL, BE, E-R-A-D-I-C-A-T-E-D
and this for breakfast by WokeDonald's
you did the same joke then me Kyle frank lmao
i loved the part with the special guest
ITS A TRAP
LOL actual phone call to 50 Shades of Greg was genius! Also once he catches on, his comedy timing is superb. You guys are the best social comedyentary team ever YOU ARE AWESOME, SON!