9:25 Hadron: Varlets! I have been monitoring your conversations and have elected to tell you: I have installed a blender, let that information serve you well.
Watching people play this (especially JFJ) is a really good time. Once private servers are up on the 14th I can start enjoying this game for real since me and my best friend are having issues with the servers (I had to many issues sadly)
@@Bankrotas Fat Shark released a statement saying the Private servers will be added on the 14th. They are adding solo play but, that has been delayed with no real release date yet
@@sdgamer1860 They're adding and I quote: "Starting next week, with 2 or more players in the strike team, players will be able to opt into playing privately via the mission board." That's not a private server, it's a private lobby. The difference between the two things is private lobby will still be not modable and private server would. Also, you would need to provide the said private server.
@@Bankrotas I'll have to go back and read that post they had on steam then. From what you are saying it sounds like you can't form a private lobby by yourself and are forced to matchmake
j these videos give me the same feeling i used to get when i didn't have anything to worry about except homework and spent hours gaming and vcing making the STUPIDEST jokes i could think of, thank you for being a genuine person and not some youtuber persona. have a fantastic christmas
Already 0:36 seconds into the video and we for sure watched a deer die and I'm not entirely sure we watched a person die. What marvel of the times we live in. 😎
2:01 I was so curious at the conversation that the explosion made me jump Half the shots J gets of the is game sync it to some of the soundtrack we got a banger montage of this game
I still love that day one me and my friend ran into an ogryn named "Horus" in the hub and instantly my entire group just went "Kill him." Luv mah emps.
My favorite thing to do with the Eviscerator is rev it, sprint, slide, charge attack during said slide, and watch the entire front row of mobs torsos do a funny hop.
great vid, just a little tip as psyker, if you know a dangerous special is coming, precharge your brain burst by holding alt fire (right mouse) and then click left mouse to snap the head of whatever is running at you clean off.
Thank you JFJ for the funny content I just lost one of my cats this is my first time losing a pet it hurts to remember but any thank you for the funny’s in these tough times
Whenever I play psyker all I can think of is master exploder from the Pick of Destiny. I get an absurd joy out of blowing people's minds by constantly yelling. Pretty much sums up psyker.
After a brief pass-over of your comment i have detected you are likely one who is usually non-dominant during a sexual relationship also known as a "bottom"
3:53 Yes, you think porn's going to be extinct in 40k? The chance of humanity closing the Great Rift is hundreds of times greater than porn dying out. In First and Only, when the Ghosts are on shore leave, Rawne goes to meet this guy that's basically a Russian mob boss at a strip club, goes out back with him, where there's a truck full of local liquor, some drugs and porno mags. Instead of giving him 2000 Imperial credits as asked, Rawne has his buddy Feygor reach in this bag he's carrying, where he then draws a pistol and shoots the boss. Then there's a car chase with the two guys, and Colonel Corbec, who was shadowing them, literally dropping into the back in the middle of the chase, and they draw the gangsters to a warehouse that favors their stealth skills. All twenty gangsters that went in died, and this is after a car or two were taken out during the chase. Also, in a Ciaphas Cain novel, his aide, Jurgen, has an addiction to Terran porno mags. EDIT: Someone told me who the character in the Cain books is. I fixed it.
As a active member of the TF2 community… I play medic because when I healing beam someone they think I’ll stick with them which makes them confident. When that conference causes them to over extend just a little too far I’ll retreat and watch as their arrogance gets them killed.
"...is what I would've said" has got to be one of my catchphrases of this channel
The jump from panicked to composed is always so good.
I'm starting to say it myself *soley* because I caught it from J lol
@@HSF8811 Is what I WOULD'VE SAID IF I GAVE A SHIT
-Jay, probably
If Neo has a villain arc it’s because of Jay
i mean with how much of a sassy bitch he can be sometimes, i think we might already be in his villain arc
0:48 love how the psyker breaks the fourth wall by correcting the subtitles
9:25
Hadron: Varlets! I have been monitoring your conversations and have elected to tell you: I have installed a blender, let that information serve you well.
neo getting destroyed and just sitting there in silence is the funniest part. god what a good video
Live NEO reaction
Absolutely devastated
I'm sad my piece didn't get shown here for that moment
He looks like he want to laugh and cry at the same time
I’m neo in this situation I don’t know what happened
Watching people play this (especially JFJ) is a really good time. Once private servers are up on the 14th I can start enjoying this game for real since me and my best friend are having issues with the servers (I had to many issues sadly)
Kinda the same but mostly performance but it has gotten better
>Once private servers
So never?
@@Bankrotas Fat Shark released a statement saying the Private servers will be added on the 14th. They are adding solo play but, that has been delayed with no real release date yet
@@sdgamer1860 They're adding and I quote: "Starting next week, with 2 or more players in the strike team, players will be able to opt into playing privately via the mission board."
That's not a private server, it's a private lobby. The difference between the two things is private lobby will still be not modable and private server would. Also, you would need to provide the said private server.
@@Bankrotas I'll have to go back and read that post they had on steam then. From what you are saying it sounds like you can't form a private lobby by yourself and are forced to matchmake
Also have a great Christmas JFJ thanks for another amazing year of content
DARKTIDE MAXXING
10:06 Guys correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Incyn found the joke funny
He might have found it a tad humorous
@@caboose6254 a smidge comedic
somewhat jocular
A bit amusing
A tad chuckle-provoking
This is a true epic gaming moment
j these videos give me the same feeling i used to get when i didn't have anything to worry about except homework and spent hours gaming and vcing making the STUPIDEST jokes i could think of, thank you for being a genuine person and not some youtuber persona. have a fantastic christmas
Already 0:36 seconds into the video and we for sure watched a deer die and I'm not entirely sure we watched a person die. What marvel of the times we live in. 😎
Neos face contorting with different emotions was amazing
2:01 I was so curious at the conversation that the explosion made me jump
Half the shots J gets of the is game sync it to some of the soundtrack we got a banger montage of this game
Despite the connection issues I'm loving darktide I just need to get better at playing it
Already starting to get used to the blocking, and dodging mechanic. It's the mutants that scare the shit out of me.
Its always a nice time to see JFJ having a good time
6:30 Man, that dog was trimping like a Demoknight!
I still love that day one me and my friend ran into an ogryn named "Horus" in the hub and instantly my entire group just went "Kill him." Luv mah emps.
J did 2 of the best darktide sponsored videos I have seen, fun af 👏
The asscheeks joke put me on another plane of funny.
That fucking class description, I don't think I've ever been caught more off guard than that. 🤣
My favorite thing to do with the Eviscerator is rev it, sprint, slide, charge attack during said slide, and watch the entire front row of mobs torsos do a funny hop.
J and Incyn losing their minds laughing warms my heart so much.
great vid, just a little tip as psyker, if you know a dangerous special is coming, precharge your brain burst by holding alt fire (right mouse) and then click left mouse to snap the head of whatever is running at you clean off.
0:22 okay, so the Blark and Som thing IS becoming a meme. Good to know!
Been a meme for a little bit now, just catching up on their free tv show on YT
Blood for the Emporer! Skulls for the Golden Throne!
The amount of corpse launch, lovely. Also, happy holiday J man, keep up the great work.
8:13
I am standing.. right here. How dare you?
Soon another whole year and J is still king of content
ROCK AND STONE
wait fuck wrong 10/10 hoard shooter
Based dwarfposting
8:42 yes, medic is great..because i cant aim so might as well pocket someone who can
YEAHHHH more darktide
Thank you JFJ for the funny content I just lost one of my cats this is my first time losing a pet it hurts to remember but any thank you for the funny’s in these tough times
i have been having fun with the trauma staff of all things just exploding heretics, game's fun
so funny that jfj included the vermintide clip just to show off his kill
The little bit of vermintide, *chef kiss*
Whenever I play psyker all I can think of is master exploder from the Pick of Destiny. I get an absurd joy out of blowing people's minds by constantly yelling. Pretty much sums up psyker.
0:43 "Doggy!" proceeds to ATF the chaos puppy
My sides are in straight orbit
What a wild ride of a video lmfao. The Neo roast and the Mordhau joke got me good and the video was entertaining throughout. Hoping for a part 3!
How does that man laugh like a duck and a witch at the same time!?! Reminds me of a cartoon network bully that's in the fourth grade or something.
this game seems really fun, i would like to try it sometime!
That green chihuahua joke was fucking hilarious
you know it's great hearing all of you laughing in unison, it's very "me and the boys" and i am here for it
I loved the opening scene
Dude haha the scream laughing had me dying
as a member of the 2ft uncletopia community, erm actually...
and shout out to tops for being ok with doing most of the work, keep slaying.
10:14 wicked witch of the west sounding ass
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!
Love ya J keep going!
THe good stuff has arrived
4:43 Now THAT is an insult.
10:15 Hyena.exe engaged
10:32 J, what the hell was that noise?
Ogryn is best i love this wall of happiness and spine breaking guy ^_^
Miracle-Max... I like what you've done there.
"Where the fuck did you come from ?!"
Darktide combat in a nutshell. 🤣
I would like to know where to watch you’re friends as they seem like cool people
JFJ It is unfair how easily you made it appear to get that Cliffhanger challenge.
3:50 you have offended every single tech priest
i needed this today man, thank you J
I wanna see a Krieger cosmetic set in the game.
Y'know, maybe medic isn't that bad. I'd dare say it's actually a fun character.
bottom
**[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]**
After a brief pass-over of your comment i have detected you are likely one who is usually non-dominant during a sexual relationship also known as a "bottom"
J sounds more like Dr. Evil than Chris when he makes that impression
Fucking NEO trying too figure out what just happened! 🤣
0:36 uh source?
10:19 Live Neocranium Reaction moment
Merry Christmas gamer by the ridiculously named gamer spyrocoolness.
3:53 Yes, you think porn's going to be extinct in 40k? The chance of humanity closing the Great Rift is hundreds of times greater than porn dying out.
In First and Only, when the Ghosts are on shore leave, Rawne goes to meet this guy that's basically a Russian mob boss at a strip club, goes out back with him, where there's a truck full of local liquor, some drugs and porno mags.
Instead of giving him 2000 Imperial credits as asked, Rawne has his buddy Feygor reach in this bag he's carrying, where he then draws a pistol and shoots the boss. Then there's a car chase with the two guys, and Colonel Corbec, who was shadowing them, literally dropping into the back in the middle of the chase, and they draw the gangsters to a warehouse that favors their stealth skills. All twenty gangsters that went in died, and this is after a car or two were taken out during the chase.
Also, in a Ciaphas Cain novel, his aide, Jurgen, has an addiction to Terran porno mags.
EDIT: Someone told me who the character in the Cain books is. I fixed it.
There is also a romance novel called “My Wish to Generate Children with You is only Exceeded by My Devotion to Him”
The character addicted to porno mags is Cains aide, Jurgen.
WTF WAS THAT LAUGH????
This video made my effing week
Im just waiting till all the kinx in this game is pollish and then me and my friends are gonna have the time of our lives since vermintide
"Play alone?" Ah yes a game full of bots technically applies.
I wish I could play this game, unfortunately I crash about 80% of the time and never progress
Jesus Christ I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard
Wow already another vid this is awesome keep up the great work ☺️👍
rewatched, noticed the 'my beloved' after the 'I'm trrryyyyiiiinga', take dat thumb
Man I still want this to come to consoles
man i wish this game was better optimised its so fucking good
Anyone got the channel of Bont/Bant? Her voice reminds me of Pud Pud
Actually Medic from forts Tom's 3 is amazing
11:45 no, he's a Hwhite Hwoman
I like the part when he kills da guy
0:36 there's a yo mama joke to be made here but it's not 2014
AW HELL YEA JFJTIDE
As a active member of the TF2 community…
I play medic because when I healing beam someone they think I’ll stick with them which makes them confident. When that conference causes them to over extend just a little too far I’ll retreat and watch as their arrogance gets them killed.
bratty bottom
Bottom detected
Acksually, medic is great!
MY ASSCHEEKS
-laughter ensues-
Secrets of the Machine God is out 😏, Tech Priestest mommy got us some new toys to use
0:27 oh deer…
Good fucking lord this is the most quoatable video i've seen of yours.
Granted i've seen like three so far but this is THE most video
first medic is great second im actually a switch with preference to bottom so clearly im right
I love how you took the recording of his face...
8:39 well i wouldn't say it's great... i just really like it. you don't have to call me out like that.
SIGMAR, BLESS THIS SOCK!
7:54 Well… about that
update from the last video the signal update has allowed me to play this game, it's a fuckin blast im about it
RIP! AND! TEAR!
Actually Medic is GREAT!
RIP deer
1:46 **whum**
Rufus... throw on the ammo pick up.
just gonna let you know if you hover over the thumbnail it plays the Ogryn ass crush in its entirety. So that was a fun 10 minutes