THE AMBER KING On The Primarch Tragedy TIERLIST | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #38

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  • @aarovit4257
    @aarovit4257 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    The biggest tragedy for the Khan was watching or hearing his brothers make the worst decisions possible and he can’t do anything about it

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I think he's underrated in combat too. He's just so fast

    • @MoonLitChild
      @MoonLitChild หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The curse of being a rational man in an irrational universe. It's a miracle he didn't go bugfuck insane sooner...

    • @tufo6306
      @tufo6306 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn’t he want to install the nails?? And help kill the world eaters who didn’t

    • @tylerspann5820
      @tylerspann5820 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@tufo6306 are you thinking of kharn not the khan

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tufo6306 jaghatai wanted the butcher's nails?

  • @lordchaos6422
    @lordchaos6422 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love that Alex is now just a permanent part of the crew

  • @juliuscerrato253
    @juliuscerrato253 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    MASSIVE correction here on the relationship between Lorgar and Kor Pharon: The beatings were emotional and brutal, Lorgar 'allowing' them because he was trying to learn about any good or truth, and breaking down more than once trying understand it and it's contradictions. It wasn't 'like a nephew kicking your knee', as soon a Kor learned it didn't have that much of a physical effect he had multiple full grown men beat lorgar until his entire body was bleeding, broken and unresponsive. Lorgar also had multiple full on seizures by not knowing or comprehending his psychic abilities, going unconscious and having severe pain that he rationalized as his god talking to him. He didn't Choose to be abused, and it's pretty sad to try and rationalize anything in that book as him choosing pain, when he was only trying to understand the world. He's above Perturabo for sure, minimum.

    • @cairosy7805
      @cairosy7805 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I find it really bad that by the time they rated Lorgar, he was rated lower than Ferrus.
      Why?
      Anyways, a few points I think should be mentioned would be that each Primarch had aspects; and Lorgar's was devotion.
      And that object of devotion was what pretty much drove him to chaos despite growing up on a chaos worshipping planet

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    What's even worse for Perturabo is that some of his men ignored his order to burn down his home world/decimate it. He learns of this after the fact when a space marine captain tells him that some of the men disobeyed the order. When Perturabo hears this he smiles briefly (presumably proud of them for disobeying his order) The space marine captain is confused by this and continues to tell Perturabo "Don't worry we killed them all of the for their disobedience."
    Fixed grammar.
    'Tell me not all of them did as I bade unquestioningly,' said Perturabo. Forrix hesitated. 'There were a few rebellious elements, my lord.' Perturabo smiled thinly, as if this were a good thing. The first captain continued. 'They have been dealt with. Please, attend to my words. You must return to the fleet.'

    • @Battouga
      @Battouga หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry but WTF is that last sentence in the first paragraph?

    • @alexbrown7708
      @alexbrown7708 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Battouga Fixed it. I don't know how I worded it that badly.

  • @NouMPSy
    @NouMPSy หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Coraxs whole sadness gets entirely fucking cut off at the knees with that haphazard hamfuckingfisted reference to Edgar Allan Poe with "Nevermore". It felt like a 15yo wrote that.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you ever needed a reminder that the whole setting sounds like some guys in their early 20s that haven't left their maturity leave being 15 XD

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think a lot of 40k sounds like a 15 year old wrote it. Thats one of the reasons why I like it

  • @FN-rv9sw
    @FN-rv9sw หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I think the biggest tragedy of magnus is that hes the primarch who least wanted to fall. The one who tried his hardest to help his father and mankind. The one with the purest intentions. Yet hes one of the only ones i cant imagine having a good ending. Just by the nature of tzeetch. He didn’t have a chance from the start. And the emperor didn’t even equip him to try. The man had to outplay an almost all knowing and all powerful god of schemes and wasn't even told the god existed in the first place. The emperor made a fish, warned it of crabs, then threw it in a sharktank.
    Of course there are things he could have done differently. But somehow i doubt tzeetch would have allowed him to get into contact with russ . Or communicate with terra through some other means. Or glean any information from the warp that doesn't reinforce his worst ideas

    • @andresperedo1275
      @andresperedo1275 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The fact that Malcador was more dissappointed with Magnus than with Horus or Lorgar says a lot.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Dorn was able to defy Khorne by drawing on his idea of "Just" war. Dorn has a foundational belief that war can be waged for a good reason, directly contradicting Khorne's idea of slaughter for slaughter's sake.

  • @johanneswetzler2861
    @johanneswetzler2861 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    For me the most tragic is Magnus the Red, the Emperor gave him to much knoweledge but hide him the truth about the warp. And this is why he falls.

  • @markcochrane9523
    @markcochrane9523 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I've said it twice in chat, and I'll say it again here: Sanguinius is the most tragic of all primarchs, because he has the Lamenters as successors.

    • @uwot225
      @uwot225 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      True, poor fuckers just drew all the straws, yet all of them were the shortest

  • @isawaryokage
    @isawaryokage หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The only I don't agree is Vulkan, even if he's written ajusted and well, he saw the destruction of his legion in Istavaan V, he had to destroy and effigy of Ferrus Manus witnessing the fall of the Iron Hands. Got tortured to oblivion, felt unimaginable pain entering Macragges obrit. Vulkan had to help Rogal put the Emperor on the throne. He even left the Salamanders. I don't think he's right in the head. Nick Kyme did him a disservice.

  • @InternetSupervillain
    @InternetSupervillain หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Hal did explain Alpharius story line better than everyone else

  • @whisperseraph1192
    @whisperseraph1192 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    To be fair, there is one single moment is 40k where Angron is happy... and it's when he dies after destroying the Choral Engine, and Khorne silences the Nails and gives him true peace until he reforms.

    • @Begbras
      @Begbras หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It was for 8 seconds before he was blew up, then give him oblivion after is dissipation and reformation.

  • @robertmanning7919
    @robertmanning7919 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Magnus was supposed to sit the Golden Throne. His loyalty and arrogance led him to destroy Big E's web way project while trying to warn him of Horus. He didn't turn; he backed himself into a corner.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really.
      He did break through then… things get complicated.
      His soul shattered, and well the shards that continued were there to warn him and continued to shatter after when they tried to restore his soul.
      He kept shattering- destroying and sabotaging himself until his death.
      The nobel shard was on Terra while many were scattered

    • @gnaruto7769
      @gnaruto7769 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Magnus did the best he could with the information he had at the time.

  • @Iaminyourwalls-fi4dm
    @Iaminyourwalls-fi4dm หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I would argue for Fulgrim to be a bit higher, he actually got married a few times while he was on Chemos and even loved his wives, but he just kept outliving them, and he ended up becoming desensitised to them until he just stopped getting married. I just think that’s really sad

  • @broneobraonain8506
    @broneobraonain8506 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I’ll never understand the hate/disrespect for Fulgrim and his lore, probably my favourite Primark along with Sanguinious and Mortarian

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      People hate other people that are fond of themselves, probably some derivative of the crabs in a barrel urge. Fulgrim unironically is one of the most goated primarchs, only surpassed by guys like guilliman and sanguinius. He's a great fighter, great statesman, great general, he's one of the primarchs who can be useful outside of war unlike several who only know how to be good fighters and warlords. He's great by every metric.

    • @plasticbag4102
      @plasticbag4102 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jebrooksmaybe not a general, but defo a great swordsman and politician

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@plasticbag4102 he conquered a full planet with a handful of soldiers, which granted is not advisable but the fact he was capable of doing it I think shows he was a crazy good strategist and general. The decision to do such a thing might not be outstanding strategy on his part but I don't think he did it out of logic, he did it for ego, which was always an issue for him.

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jebrooks and unknown little fun fact, hes one of the few thats not too arrogant to learn from mortals, marines, or other primarchs. Hes insecure and acts arrogant at points, but if you look at his whole character before being corrupted hes about as open and humble as it gets. Meanwhile when Dorn gets told someone betrayed the emperor he almost beats them to death but hes the level headed guy

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aguspuig6615 fulgrim might be the only traitor primarch who got a net downgrade in their fall to chaos

  • @Sorrel-Fox
    @Sorrel-Fox หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I feel like this is unfair to Corvus. He had to put down his own raptor sons because they were mutated. He fought hard to let them live, considered them true sons. It truly broke him, and he was already pretty broken up.
    Corvus has similar ideals to Mortarion and still got screwed over. He wanted freedom, and all he got was the death of his sons via mutation, betrayal, and his own gene seed defects. His last act was throwing himself to the warp to hunt Lorgar for SOME measure of retribution. Man's given up on his own future in the hopes of taking down the killer of his legion. That's pretty dang tragic.

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Sorrel-Fox Corvus had an enormous amount of the Emperor's trust and respect. Just tossed him the keys to the Palace's greatest secrets. Must be the Shaman in each of them.

  • @Thyinternet
    @Thyinternet หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    By far the biggest tragedy was when Mortarion had to resort to sticking his plasma pistol in watermelons for decades after Guilliman stranded him on a backwater as punishment for his beautiful poetry about his mother.

  • @hadeshades2365
    @hadeshades2365 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I have a lot of sympathy for Perurabo. I like the competency and can relate cause I have some social deficits as well.

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Are we forgetting Corvus had to kill everyone of his mutated Sons who were loyal and sad too

  • @jaradtaylor6144
    @jaradtaylor6144 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I’m glad Aaron was joking about angron being cry me a river cause i’m cleaning while i watch and for a second. I was like wait has Aaron been through.

  • @aragami9763
    @aragami9763 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    a fan animation about the Emperor making the Word bearers kneel has a line that goes insanly hard : " God was real and he hated us "

  • @dramsac17
    @dramsac17 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I have a trick for keeping track of Alpharius and Omegon. "Alpharius Omegon" was found first, took the name Omegon, and is now Alpharius again. "Omegon Alpharius" was found last, took the name Alpharius, and was killed by Dorn.

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that canon or speculation?

    • @dramsac17
      @dramsac17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @exquisitecorpse__ yes lol. Which part?

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dramsac17 I hadnt gotten to that part in the video yet I just assumed this was your theory. I get it now

    • @dramsac17
      @dramsac17 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @Wh40kk This is the part where I go all Perturabo and say "there's power in a name" lol. But, there is.
      Most people use "first" and "last" because it's the foundational delineation between them. But "Alpharius" means first, and "Omegon" means last. So "the first who is last," and "the last who was first" seems fitting to me.

    • @Wh40kk
      @Wh40kk หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dramsac17 Oh I live how poetic that naming pattern is.

  • @SilverGarrison
    @SilverGarrison หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Your question at the end about returning Primearchs made me think this: if you did a Corvus BirdMan warp entity kit, you could make it a 2 for 1 and have an alternative build option be Sanguinius. Treat both as these weird Warp Entities that fight Chaos in time of need like Celestine due to the Eye of Terror expanding.

    • @MoonLitChild
      @MoonLitChild หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be a fantastic kitbash. I already love the idea that the Warp seems to be in the process of reincarnating Sanguinius to begin with, so to mix him in with Corvax would be *great.*

  • @somewhereyouarent
    @somewhereyouarent หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Come on guys....Hal knows what's up...Curze was COMPLETELY alone....imagine if the Knights of Caliban had never found the Lion and Luther hadn't brought him in and cared for him.....How would the Lion have ended up ? Probably completely feral and unable to relate to any other person he shares a genetic link to.

  • @Daedalus-Inc
    @Daedalus-Inc หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    One key detail I'm not sure shows up all that well in most discussion of Perturabo, is *regret*. He regrets his actions at Olympia, as can quite clearly be seen once it is over. Likewise, during the well known "bashing Fulgrim's face into a Warhammer mini" scene, Perturabo makes multiple statements regarding Vulkan. You could interpret this as Perturabo respecting Vulkan. At the same time, however, this is after Perturabo nukes Vulkan very much with the intent to kill, and when that fails, hands Vulkan over Curze for torture, and when that continues to fail, builds a duplicate of the maze Perturabo's workshop is kept in to assist with the torture. This certainly doesn't scream respect.
    The seeming reason Perturabo is complimenting Vulkan, is by comparison to Fulgrim. Fulgrim has thrown away his craft, Vulkan has perfected it. Fulgrim is selfish, Vulkan is selfless. The Perturabo discussion about Vulkan is Perturabo's regret at the situation he has put himself into, having joined the side of lunatics, comparing who he is with to the alternative.

    • @epiceg9464
      @epiceg9464 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      so basically Perty sees Vulkan as someone he could have been if he didnt join the traitors

    • @Daedalus-Inc
      @Daedalus-Inc หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@epiceg9464 More so what his allies could be if he had not gone traitor, wishing he had someone competent on his side rather than Fulgrim.

  • @oddly-coloredbear
    @oddly-coloredbear หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Vulkan should be in truly traumatized for being given terrible books by gw.

    • @DarthGordo501
      @DarthGordo501 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lot of ppl love his books what u mean

  • @EddyOfTheMaelstrom
    @EddyOfTheMaelstrom หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Amber King and Dutch feel so right on this podcast.

  • @omnilisk279
    @omnilisk279 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Just finished Hammer of Olympia a little while ago and Perturabo isn’t actually all that sympathetic. His foster father wasn’t a great guy but he did try so many times to connect with Perty in his own way. But the two could never seem to understand one another and the politics of the world did play a part. Perturabo’s sister brings up excellent points about just how little Perturabo tried to fit in or understand others. And Olympia was noncompliant in the loosest sense. They just wanted to chat and get a better deal for their world cause Perturabo kept getting all their soldiers killed. They were starting to suffer from serious depopulation issues. Then he came back and killed them all.
    Also. The fact they wanted to put Kurze lower because he didn’t try to improve his situation when Perturabo is the definition of that kind of behavior and he got a lot of sympathy is crazy. Lol

  • @joemiller361
    @joemiller361 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The only reason Vulkan is so low on this is bad writing. If James Workshop actually had a cohesive vision for all this besides 'and in the end, most people are dead', Vulkan would be a broken but powerful hero, and Ferrus would have more than half a book.

  • @Neddicus
    @Neddicus หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Im waiting for a Nurgle/Deathguard fan to spray liquid ass on on their models just for that touch of realism.
    Then, take them to a tournament 😂

    • @elizabethyoung5304
      @elizabethyoung5304 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmao 😂 OMG, that would be so baller! Imagine that extra bit of realism! I love it!

  • @alejandrovega5207
    @alejandrovega5207 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Isyander and koda collab????

  • @mEztheviewer
    @mEztheviewer หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You guys should do a list ranking primarchs badass feats

  • @atpsoldat6108
    @atpsoldat6108 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As always, shitting on Magnus and his decisions will never not be hilarious.

  • @snorka1943
    @snorka1943 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thanks for featuring my minis!

  • @Stardustphantom97
    @Stardustphantom97 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Magnus shots himself in the foot but at the same time a lot of Magnus's crash out could've been avoided if the Emperor had just told him about Chaos earlier. Not excusing the dumb stuff he's done but I always saw Magnus's fall as one of Big E's bigger mistakes because it was easier to solve than most of the other traitor primarchs

  • @TACOCactus69
    @TACOCactus69 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Angron The Red Angel?

  • @Ulfbhert9000
    @Ulfbhert9000 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'd put Leman higher on the list atleast to dreary demi-god. Next to Dorn he took the loss of the Emperor very hard to the point ran from his broken form in grief and shame that he couldn't save him, he got furious with Constantine Valdor a long time friend on not getting atleast angry at the fact the emperor is 'dead' and he was grieving the loss of his brother and rival Lion'El Jonson in a space wolf short story where this space wolf was going through the trails and found leman in a cave drinking alone. I agree that Leman had a pretty good upbringing but hes been through the ringer with losing his brothers, the emperor and even his sons when he couldn't take out Horus and his sons had to bail him out which he didn't want.
    But as the rest of the brothers go next to Vulkan he makes a great sounding board by convincing Corvus not to sacrifice himself cause he found out hes made of the warp and Leman told Corvus he got stabbed with the Dionysian spear and chose to face Horus anyway despite knowing the truth of his existence and let Lion vent to Leman by letting himself get stabbed which I imagine hurt like a mf.
    TLDR Leman has been through shit during the Heresy and came out of it ashamed and losing brothers left and right including his dad and despite taking the blows he had to be atleast be there for his brothers that where left since Corvus was suicidal and Lion was just unfamiliar with the feeling of losing someone close and could quite process the feeling and just took it out on Leman cause he of all people could understand him.

  • @rakisuzuki-burke4148
    @rakisuzuki-burke4148 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Don't stop telling guests to say they're gay, its funny.
    Of course Guilliman is saving the Imperium, he's a well-adjusted human being. Do you know how rare that is in 40k?
    I maintain my position that Fulgrim fell the furthest of all the traitors.

  • @Blondie42.0
    @Blondie42.0 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    When's Red coming back?

    • @jarlathquinn2628
      @jarlathquinn2628 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah we want red

    • @q-tip9962
      @q-tip9962 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Probably when his schedule opens up.

  • @johnecoapollo7
    @johnecoapollo7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Not only they didn't want to do Monarchia but even when they are ordered to do it, they do it in the most Ultramarine way possible. They give the citizens a week to leave, the assist them in leaving, they patrol the city to make sure that anyone who wanted to leave but couldn't did so and only then bombard it.
    Honestly, Monarchia is a tragedy only to the mind of the average Word Bearer and Word Bearer fanboi. At worst, it was a slap on the wrist

    • @raushan3443
      @raushan3443 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Didn't people die and a remembrancer go blind?

    • @johnecoapollo7
      @johnecoapollo7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @raushan3443 The people that died as well as the priestess who was blinded were amongst those that stayed because of they wanted to and represented maybe 1% of the whole city, perhaps less. If you want more details, you can pick up First Heretic, it's a very good book.

  • @piotrjeske4599
    @piotrjeske4599 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    But Conrad did try "good" and then it turned just like in his visions , stuff got worse as soon as he was gone. Plus yes he and Sang had visions, but Sang was instantly beloved by all. Conrad was the opposit. To a point where terran officials send assassins to kill him. Which was before Horus got corrupted.

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@piotrjeske4599 Konrad's precognition was far stronger than Sanguinius'. Talos the Soulhunter' visions were very powerful for an Astartes. It was killing him.

  • @plasticbag4102
    @plasticbag4102 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The real tragedy is that sanguinius the most noble and honorable of the primarchs was given to the legion of cannibals and berserkers, and he had to reshape them, in a lot of cases personally working to help them then seeing so many die, and in the end knowing his death has cursed all the remaining ones

    • @klaykid117
      @klaykid117 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some primarchs like corvus are just extensions of their legion, But sanguinis is interesting because he's one of those primarks that are actually quite different from his legion and took great efforts to reshape their culture

  • @ronantheronin3521
    @ronantheronin3521 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Bruh, Lorgar is Angron tier

  • @joemiller361
    @joemiller361 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I want Fulgrim and Leman to come back, but i want Leman to have gone bad, and Clonegrim to have escaped and is redeemed.

  • @thekurgan14
    @thekurgan14 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Vulkan should have been in truly traumatized for having to be in the War of the Beast

  • @Begbras
    @Begbras หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Somewhat Mortarion was right about fearing the psyckers that would be is downfall... Ladys and gentlemen, enter CALAS TYPHON!

  • @collecter343
    @collecter343 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Freakin Amber dabbing on the traumarchs

  • @hadeshades2365
    @hadeshades2365 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    59:19 at the end of the book “head of the hydra” Alpharius said that this is his record and all records lie. So we don’t know for sure.

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Honestly surprised lorgar isn’t higher
    He had so much against him and still was the most loyal during the crusade
    He was hand picked by chaos to be their herald
    He was raised on a planet that believed in chaos
    But He still converted said planet to worship the emperor and followed him only to be betrayed he turned out good against all the odds and was still rejected

  • @allbrikedup
    @allbrikedup หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great Show lads. Keep it up, any plans with putting isyander and koda in?

  • @thynErro
    @thynErro หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's really unfair for Peter Turbo to think Big E would take him to dinner when Sanguinius is literally the best son a father could ever ask for.

  • @nicholask4251
    @nicholask4251 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Konrad completely belongs to cry me a river, bc at one point in one of his books where we see his life on Nostramo at one point he had 2 possible futures as he was about to kill a child. 1 future was that if he hesitates the kid will run away and then grow up to kill him, and the 2nd future was that if he forgives the kid he would become the robin to his batman and he would be able to show him how to forgive people and grow as a person. And after he kills the kid, it's discovered that the kid did not have the weapon that he saw in the 1st future.

  • @reformedeol1917
    @reformedeol1917 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Iam worried, does Red still want to do podcasts?

    • @johnny_on_the_spot_02
      @johnny_on_the_spot_02 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I think they said a couple weeks ago that red’s gonna be gone for a few weeks due to his job

  • @exquisitecorpse__
    @exquisitecorpse__ หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I feel like Curze is the most tragic only second to Angron but my only defence of him is he's just like me fr

    • @RetroRadianceLight
      @RetroRadianceLight 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you skin infants for your socks on the daily?

  • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
    @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Maybe I'm just neurodivergent as fuck, but Magnus botching every major descision he has to make is relatable. He may be an arrogant prick, but he genuinely cared, and his potential was immense. Some people just aren't practical or savvy enough to think quickly when they feel they are forced to act. I'm not saying Magnus is good by 40k standards, but he is easily one of the the most human Primarchs to me.
    It's clear to me that Magnus simply wasn't a leader type. He probably would have done far better as an advisor, or better yet, as a beacon on the Golden Throne.

  • @Sleepycollegestudent
    @Sleepycollegestudent หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great episode lads! but I can't help but feel there is something missing, where the hell is red he's been MIA the past few episodes

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thing I've never understood with the Cabal thing, is they're given a choice between a death in a few generations if Horus wins, or a death in 10k years if the Emperor wins.... The obvious answer for me, is the Emperor wins and you get 10K years to solve the problem XD
    And the xenos lives that would be also destroyed if the Emperor wins don't really matter for the Imperium ^^

  • @Tgfhyddqkb
    @Tgfhyddqkb หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What is a surumsee? Shurumze? The thing amber king said in the models of the week with the deathgaurd.

    • @MoonLitChild
      @MoonLitChild หลายเดือนก่อน

      They described it outside of being bleeped as when you expel...stuff (in the case of the models, a noxious looking gas) from every orifice of your body. It's not just gas, it can be other stuff that TH-cam now forces people to bleep needlessly.

  • @unitedbyfakes
    @unitedbyfakes หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i swear shrewsbury and calth being compared might the funniest thing i've heard in awhile

  • @michaelblevins1651
    @michaelblevins1651 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Vulkan lives in the most inhospitable and hostile planet of almost any primarch other then callaban and fenris and Barbaras
    He suffered from shit head writing

  • @skullsquad900
    @skullsquad900 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Curze & Mortarion should definitely be up there with Angron in Trully Traumatized

    • @Hawko1313
      @Hawko1313 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mortarion is that character who got dealt every bad hand, but just finds ways to make himself unsympathetic at every turn

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    To be unfair to Konrad he did torture a women to death for the crime of trying to commit suicide.

  • @LCliffhanger
    @LCliffhanger หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Pert is defo a Cry me a River Primarch.
    He has a lot of good parts but his fall aint that amazing, he has some shit jobs, but he doesnt have the hardest or most dangerous, he wishes he could spend more time building even though he absolutely could, as we've seen every other Primarch that wanted to do things outside of war, found time to do things outside of war.
    If Lorgar can secretly prop up a religion, Guilliman can turn every world he visits into a matropalis, Dorn can fortify and leave most worlds in a better state than he left them, Magnus can go around doing whatever he wants, Fulgrim can peruse the arts with his sons, Vulkan and Ferrus can find time to make all kinds of things.
    I think Perturabo could have found the time to build the occasional Amphitheatre, instead he just felt sorry for himself and wished he got more recognition for his ability to do things he never actually found the time to do.
    Plenty of Primarchs had worlds they had personally worked on and were proud off, Lorgar had Monarchia, Guilliman had Calth, Fulgrim had the Perfect City, Magnus had Tizca.
    Pert had the time to read on terra and bond with the Emperor over a shared interest in ancient wisdom, same with Magnus, but he never found the time for any of his grander projects and frankly never put himself out there.
    He may be depresso, but it's entirely his fault, he's more self-sabotaging than anything, he wants recognition but doesnt put himself out there to be seen, he wants praise but doesnt do anything or highlight anything he's done to warrent praise, instead, what little he does, he expects someone on the other side of the galaxy to go out of there way to discover, appreciate and then praise.
    So Perturabo, without a doubt, can cry me a river.
    Also after everything that happened in the Heresy, I think Corvus could warrant Depresso Espresso after his legion got massacred and he had to personally put down a chunk of the men he'd recruited during the heresy because of their mutations.
    Also his gene-flaw is literally depression.
    Also Lion gets way to much shade here, and it's worth noting, of all the Primarchs with a parental figure, he's the only one who's parental figure not only betrayed him, but was nearly an accessory to an assassination attempt and was then later fully betrayed by said father figure.
    The Lion didn't give pert the siege engines because he had an ego, he did it because he knew Pert was the best man to use them and to gain Perts favour for the future, it had the benefit of being the most pragmatic and effective decision militarily, and gained him some political support in the process.
    Nemiels death was just straight up bad writing and completely wasted the story potential of Nemial and Zahariel, and is completely dropped, it just should not have happened.
    Also worth noting, Kurze, in-lore, is straight up given in-universe plot armour as his excuse for not being clapped by the Lion, people tend to overlook this, especially kurze fans, because it basically confirms the Lion should be able to take Kurze but simply wasnt allowed to kill him because plot/fate didnt let him, which is why, when he decides to take him alive, wipes the floor with him.
    Lion deserves Dreary, Corvus deserves Depresso Espresso and Pert can cry me a river.

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He didn't have time to build anything though. Just tinkered between missions.
      His masterwork of a city that served to host the Council at Nikaea was promptly torn down after being used to trial Magnus (his only warmly retatable brother) for Witchcraft. The rest recorded the Iron Warriors as an un-named ally for nutcracking the hardest compliances.
      The Emperor looked sadly upon him during their reunion on the mountain. "Your road will be hard. But few are worthy of it.”, said the emperor, “I have many tasks for you. The indefatigable. The indomitable. The unrelenting. You shall be my Lord of Iron.” Perturabo almost climbed into lower orbit on that mountain to met his real Dad, and risked falling the last minutes oxygen deprived. The other brothers (except Mortarion) were visited in nicer, economical ways. Perturabo was too overwhelmed with love and awe to care. That was betrayed in the name of utility. Corvus had a nice college dorm style visit from Big E. He saw Big E as a regular dude. The Truth was hacked by Corvus' gifts.
      Guilliman "Big E's Last Tool, His Last Hope) said to the dying Frater Mattieu. "The Emperor uses people." Ohh Perturabo got USED...Bigly. Big E, Brothers, All Four Chaos gods. : )

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      But Perturabo did grow up on a fairly civilized world, and had a loving family. He was a huge jerk. The Lion was no less the giant dickhead, and still quietly respected but disliked socially.

    • @spartanpiplup6229
      @spartanpiplup6229 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Perterabo had the worst sieges, the worst battles and he was the most deserving of praise yet he was always looked down upon. He was nothing more than a tool for others to use and discard as they saw fit. Yet still he carried on and did not break. He hard carried the Horus heresy and siege of terra, fought Daemon Angron and Fulgrim, won then gave them a verbal beat down only to then get soul cancer. The bloke is seeping in tragedy.

    • @gnaruto7769
      @gnaruto7769 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Except Perturabo didn't have time in-between. He was constantly sent around to break impossible sieges, one after another after another.

    • @LCliffhanger
      @LCliffhanger 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@spartanpiplup6229 Theres several problems with this.
      His entire thing was Sieges and the way he fought and lead his men was entirely up too him, fighting with gruelling attrition tactics all the time is on Pert.
      He didnt have the worst battles at all, he had one notably gruelling campaign, much of Perts resentment was down to his legion being spread thin because they built so many forts and left small garrisons to defend, and the Iron Warriors themselves resented being put on Guard Duty.
      They didnt get the shit jobs that nobody wanted to do because they we're the hardest, they were literally just given more guard duty than most other Legions, with the exception of the Fists, who didnt complain about Guard Duty, and the Ultramarines who actually liked working on the worlds they took.
      And Sieges are literally just digging trenches and lobbing shells at the enemy, and occasionally charging in, which, for Iron Warriors, wasnt very risky most of the time.
      As for the second claim.
      He absolutely broke, when his world rebelled and he decided to brutally supress it and basically kill everyone, it caused infighting within his Legion, and when he saw his Sister, she basically reminded him that he was meant to be the Emperors Lord of Iron, and that he was just being a petulant child, at which point, he killed her, realized she was completely right, and had a meltdown.
      Then Horus, who did nothing to make his life easier while he was warmaster, comes along, praises him, and Pert just does whatever he says because he knows the Emperor wont forgive him, and decides double down on being a failure and sides with Horus.
      He also doesnt carry the Heresy, it's a vastly overblown claim that people parrot far too much at this point.
      He was lucky enough to have the powerful siege engines given to him by the Lion, the Astartes Anonymous claim that he somehow played to the Lions ego simply isnt true, Lion praised Pert and tried to convince him to back him as the next Warmaster as a political move, and then gave him the siege engines, partly to gain Perts favour politically, but also because Lion knew Pert was the best guy to have them, believing he was still loyal.
      Pert never has to actually go up against another Primarch, he never has to fight a full Legion because the vast majority of Fists are at Terra, he nearly looses to an Imperial Fist Fleet because he decided to watch the Naval battle from his flagships Hanger bay, and only comes out of the battle as well as he does cause the Fists are ordered to retreat, and follow the order even though their winning the battle and can do irreparable damage to the Iron Warriors and likely even destroy their Flagship, with Pert on it.
      Hell, a boarding Party of Fists even makes it to the bridge, face to face with Pert.
      He isnt at Beta Garmon, he isnt at Molech, his legion has a horrible time getting torn up by the Tallarn's and a small amount of space marines from 3 or 4 legions.
      The most he does is at Terra, which he leaves after being replaced by the Death Guard, who frankly do perfectly fine, the Traitors had all but won without Pert, the only reason they lost was cause Horus died.
      Frankly, the only Legion that really did less than them was the Emperors Children.
      The most important thing Pert did was bring Angron into line and have a chunk of his Legion try and slow down the Ultramarines after they get through the Ruinstorm and do his best to lead the Siege effectively, and this was the only time he had to directly compete with a loyalist Primarch.
      And he didnt bring Fulgrim, that was Lorgar's Job.
      Meanwhile Mort has to handle the Khan Directly, Curze disctracts the Lion for as long as he can, Lorgar and Angron tag-team the Ultramarines and put up the Ruinstorm to block off the Ultramarines, Blood Angels and Dark Angels so the Traitors can prep for the Siege.
      The Alpha Legion nearly wipe out the Space Wolves, stop Corvus from making any kind of comeback in the Heresy, and fight a brief guerrilla war against Dorn long before the siege.
      I could go on, but Pert is absolutely Cry me a River tier, and he didnt carry the Heresy.
      He has his moments dont get me wrong, but his writing is all over the place.
      He is one of the least consistently written primarchs and thats saying something.

  • @johncolvin2754
    @johncolvin2754 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shrumzy, word of the day, tysm😊

  • @Sonj982
    @Sonj982 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:06:55 "Lorgar was horrifically beaten as a kid"
    "Good" I love it lol

    • @epiceg9464
      @epiceg9464 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lorgar did nothing wrong

  • @rank4100
    @rank4100 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I has never thought about the facy that kurz had survived eating murderers and absorbed their evil... 1:23:42

  • @hugisdb
    @hugisdb หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love how just like they mentioned at the beginning, Guilliman randomly ends up right in the middle lol (especially if you count the twins as 2 separate)

  • @AssassinatorScout1
    @AssassinatorScout1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hi astartes~ ❤

  • @karcistithaqua6756
    @karcistithaqua6756 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Honestly I disagree with where Angron is placed.
    Because he chose to be a tyrannical monster, even through everything he experienced. His son's didn't get his gladiators killed and yet he subjected them to his torture. Hell, Conrad is more tragic then him.

    • @RetroRadianceLight
      @RetroRadianceLight 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Naw, I would say he didn't have a choice because of the butcher's nails. There was no choice because the Emperor took all of them away from him. He didn't bother to take Angron's nails out because he deemed Angron too broken and the removal not worth the effort. Same with the rebel gladiators that Angron escaped with. Are you telling me Big E couldn't have spared a few extra combat suits or spun up the teleporter one more time to evacuate them along with Angron? He could have secured a loyal (albiet short lived) primarch and legion if he pulled just a little bit more effort for Angron.

    • @karcistithaqua6756
      @karcistithaqua6756 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @RetroRadianceLight
      To be fair, if Big E acted like any amout of a father he wouldn't have had the heresy happen. Mortarian and Angron are both great examples of Big E's inability to read the room and act accordingly.

  • @hadeshades2365
    @hadeshades2365 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    55:47 the Alphalegion is tinfoil hat mode what are you talking about. Alpharius and Omegon are two sides of the same coin. Unless it’s their purpose aka sabotage espionage and assassination.

  • @philTSFW
    @philTSFW หลายเดือนก่อน

    another Primarch Tier List. HELL YEAH!!!

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Been meaning to ask, wheres the intro idle animation from? It looks like something from a classic 80s mecha anime.

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ofc Fulgrim, literally the guy in the thumbnail, has to be on the least tragic category

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    48:20 he literally gets possessed and loses control of his body to a demon tho

  • @andresperedo1275
    @andresperedo1275 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    About Russ (as nobody in this podcast is ever on his side xD):
    He had a bad time during Alaxxes, a long episode of instrospection, depression and lost of any sense of being. But, he ends up learning from it (learning in Leman's way, of course). Every time something was wrong with him or something bad happened to him, he never put the blame on others and carried on. And, most importantly, he remembered and wanted everyone else to remember every time he fucked it up.
    So in that sense is similar to the Lion, indeed: they were able to deal with the bad things on their lives

    • @andresperedo1275
      @andresperedo1275 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And, about Fulgrim, I think Arthur Bones has a great argument about his tragedy being the tragedy of drug addiction. Which immediately places himself in the first cathegory

  • @teguifer
    @teguifer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    episode on brainstorming book ideas for xenos when?

  • @corneal35
    @corneal35 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Met another primarch withe same problem 😂 but that other primarch is also the golden child

  • @jasonroberts4470
    @jasonroberts4470 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks 😊

  • @joshuaoberg3579
    @joshuaoberg3579 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please do more lists with xenos characters

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wasn't referenced this week. Its so incredibly jover.

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Konrad 1:25:31 blew up his own planet when they went back to crime after begging him to come back for YEARS so no I’ve got 0 mercy for him as he had a bad beginning but everything else was his decisions only even Fought Lion and torture Vulkan thinking he could turn his brother crazy

  • @HardlineHawk
    @HardlineHawk หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What about angrons dog

  • @slevinlaine
    @slevinlaine 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I dunno if I recall correctly.
    Spoilers for the end and the death.
    But Dorn is about to give up, to Kohrne, and some space marines, dunno who exactly recall there's 2 hear him through a wall and he's like okay I am not alone or something, and keeps fighting to resist.

  • @jeremywatson9129
    @jeremywatson9129 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would like to see a clone of Angron so he wouldnt have the butchers nails and then transfer his soul into that body to see how he would think ofnhis past actions wothout the rage spikes stabbing him in the brain.

  • @shadowflare4630
    @shadowflare4630 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The link to your discord has expired my friend

  • @aksel8228
    @aksel8228 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hello

  • @maskedgymnast
    @maskedgymnast หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loving this democrussey!

  • @scatterthewinds3126
    @scatterthewinds3126 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Strange analysis of hh lion.

  • @Jij29
    @Jij29 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The Conrad curze copium was cringe hal

  • @codycampbell2826
    @codycampbell2826 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I find it bullshit that you didnt have the thousand suns fan in this an brought a god damn hater

  • @WritingOnCDs
    @WritingOnCDs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Xur.

    • @Neimad-xp1te
      @Neimad-xp1te หลายเดือนก่อน

      He does look a lot like the Agent of The Nine