*CHUBBY JESUS BRINGS GUNS TO THE PEOPLE OF CALRADIA!!!* Hello HELLO! Absolutely LOVING this musket mod for Mount and Blade Bannerlord! If you haven't seen the shitpost I made a few days ago, check it out! Also, make sure to get yourself a super cool *KOIFISH MERCH SHIRT*: freshmerch.fm/koifish
13:39 And Thicc Yeezus addressed them, saying: "Truly, truly I say unto you, walketh not in front of mine muzzle or thou shalt be yeeted." - the Gospel according to Simo
That quote is based off of an adage that is at least 150 years old. "God made men, but Samuel Colt made them equal." Read more about it, it's at least mildly interesting: www.historyandheadlines.com/march-5-1836-god-created-men-sam-colt-made-equalold-west-adage/
And I thought the full-auto crossbow was awesome...THIS is what we REALLY needed: REAL GUNS! Bless you for sharing this, and bless the guy who made the mod.
You can see that those muskets are literally sticks coated with metal on the end. How can they work then? Because followers of Jesus believe they do. Such is the power of Holy WAAAGH!
they're based on the first firearms, wich were a stick with a pipe at one end to put powder and shot into. they're pretty neat and some shoot them today for recreations and such.
ive been playing this mod for 10 hours now, and i believe the knockdown shot is a bit annoying to deal with, but god is it fun seeing entire lines get knocked down as your units fire
I thought the first guns are wildly inaccurate & takes just as long as a crossbow to load but they are used because it spooked horses. Maybe if there's a historically accurate version, and keep the flintlock as an easter egg, then the mod would be oh so sweet.
There is. Im the original creator of this gun. (Hand cannon.) I let the modder use it in his mod. I have since expanded the variety to include fire lance, flame throwers and big cannons(unreleased due to mesh issue.) My original gun was slow loading, low accuracy, short distance, and used with the shotgun mod to mimic the pellets spreading. Along the way i did learn that historically there were two versions. One with a single ball and one with lots of small pellets.
I shot the bigger gun at the siege tower and the whole game just CRASHED. Had to do a whole lot of troubleshooting (no pun intended), and when I got the mod to work again, the Vlandians whimped out, and Battania attacked instead :D
I'm waiting for the day when we get proper weapons like machine guns, sniper rifles, RPGs etc. for proper lads and maybe some tanks, so we can blitzkrieg the shit out of Calardia.
There once was a lad named Steven, who fought with our good Lord Jesus. Even though was brave, he stepped way too far into the fray, which caused Jesus to yeetus deletus. 13:39
*CHUBBY JESUS BRINGS GUNS TO THE PEOPLE OF CALRADIA!!!*
Hello HELLO! Absolutely LOVING this musket mod for Mount and Blade Bannerlord! If you haven't seen the shitpost I made a few days ago, check it out!
Also, make sure to get yourself a super cool *KOIFISH MERCH SHIRT*: freshmerch.fm/koifish
It looks like Rasputin instead of Jesus
i feel like your playing american simulator.
Bannerlord, gun only campaign
what is the song at 4:42
"NOOO! You can't just arm peasants with gunpowder weapons to kill an entire army of elite heavy cavalry!"
*haha gun go bang*
this is kinda historically accurate
now where is my wagonforts
brits to napoleon in 1815 be like
@@xcrzyyx4831how
“With minimal cheating” >adds 5000 gold
You wouldn't want to know what maximum cheating is :D
Koifish if you did maximum cheating there wouldn’t be any content to upload :/
@@Koifish how about healing yourself every tiem you get damage in a siege heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
@@braffl there is more
@@Koifish Also couldn't help but notice the weird health in the siege.....hmmmmmmmm
When I hear Italian national anthem:
"Home, sweet home"
while comitting war crimes though
I want to see more of this gun mod. These guns actually look like how old guns would have looked. More or less anyway
Yeah lol, i quite surprised when i see those handgonne, i though the mod will give you random flintlock musket lol
@Johnson Adam the game is more set around the 9th or so century though so they're still ahead of their time
"ancient"
@@Seagull780 It's clearly set in an era where lamellar was very big, it's more of a mix of everything.
@@andreasballe7470 Is that the real reason armour is so much weaker in Bannerlord than Warband?
Breaking news: Spiffing Brit has taken over Koifish's channel. The British invasion of Sweden is imminent.
Tea bad, coffee good >:D
So much to that theory.
@@min_maximilian Update: The swedish have begun a war of attrition and are fortifying the island of Gotland with walls of pickled herring.
@@Koifish Heresy!
@@landotucker bruh quiet this is Koifish's channel, we support longboat gang.
13:39 And Thicc Yeezus addressed them, saying: "Truly, truly I say unto you, walketh not in front of mine muzzle or thou shalt be yeeted." - the Gospel according to Simo
"God created man, but guns... guns made man equal"
Anyone else liked that quote? Nice one koifish
I dunno about others, but that was brutally true. But the only equalizer are nothing more than explosive projectile artillery
That was already a quote before Koifish you big doof
That quote is based off of an adage that is at least 150 years old.
"God made men, but Samuel Colt made them equal."
Read more about it, it's at least mildly interesting: www.historyandheadlines.com/march-5-1836-god-created-men-sam-colt-made-equalold-west-adage/
@@trenchcoatsamurai6757 I was about to say the same thing, lol
Quote is extremely old
What about the other quote? "You can't spell war crimes without good times"?
This Komet guy seems very nice.
He seems like a very good voice actor!
Just don't ask him about pirates.
5:24 "Was it loaded tho" genius
7:44 "Can't spell warcrime without good time" Jesus be dope af yo
So when are you beating Bannerlord...
With only a big iron on your hip?
Check out my "How to become a Cowboy in mount and blade warband" video for some spicy texas red action ;)
In the words of a certain Space Cowboy,
Bang
Starlord is my favorite
Kills prisoners: I sleep
Almost shoots dog: REAL SHIII poh he is okay
God created man.
Man created guns.
Man shot god.
bai bai god
Why does Koifish and Simo have to upload at the same time? I can't choose between them... ;-;
As your parents, we love you both equally >:D
I didn’t expect a crossover with forgotten weapons! It’s GUN JESUS Y’ALL
"you can make a religion out of this" killed me lol
Your accent is kinda relaxing.
Sounds like a crazy scientist that takes mondays off...
Old fashioned hande cannonnes are so underrepresented in vidya. Glad to see em
The inclusion of the music from Ronja Rövarsdotter did it for me! Liked in an instant!
Did I hear itis, confirmed, Koifish is Finnish, or have been in Finland, The Great Finnic Musketeer.
From Finland.
The alternate timeline where Jesus used his power to invent the musket early, and then conquered the world while riding a dog
And I thought the full-auto crossbow was awesome...THIS is what we REALLY needed: REAL GUNS! Bless you for sharing this, and bless the guy who made the mod.
Thank you. Thank you.
I have since expanded the selection to fire lance, flame throwers, and big cannons)
You can see that those muskets are literally sticks coated with metal on the end.
How can they work then?
Because followers of Jesus believe they do.
Such is the power of Holy WAAAGH!
they're based on the first firearms, wich were a stick with a pipe at one end to put powder and shot into. they're pretty neat and some shoot them today for recreations and such.
Ronja Rövardotter-song comes on
Ah yes, i see you're a man of culture aswell.
pupper, grain for the grain boys, grapes for the grape throne...you sir deserve a like
Poor Steven. His life expectancy is so low.
Fun fact, term "Pistol" comes from czech word "píšťala" which means "flute". From some reason we called smallest of those early guns flutes.
When I heard About Guns. I was expecting an Nebelwefer raining Fire from the sky on the Looters
1:02 That vietcong reference was hella funny LOL
Hey keep making videos man, they are great..... 👍👍
Everybody gangster until the trees start speaking Battanian
Are you referring to hammerlord mod. Your quote is literally just that.
"minimal cheating" he says while using exp multiplier mods and cheat healing
he did say minimal and not non-existent cheating
18:40 Vlandians casually turning into Battanians xD
I really love this one! :D This is so great and quotable :)
Mount & Blade ll: Bannerlord, but it's "With Fire and Sword" edition
1:52 you had me laughing out loud, cheers bud!
ive been playing this mod for 10 hours now, and i believe the knockdown shot is a bit annoying to deal with, but god is it fun seeing entire lines get knocked down as your units fire
So its bannerlord but basically like "The Man Who Would Be King"
Koifish my friend, can you tell me what music arę you using in your videos? The titles would be great.
Koifish: “I don’t know much about guns.”
me, an American: *angery*
Koi Fish, is what I imagine Teenager Yoda to sound like.
Old Yeller... dude that is such an old movie! I had no idea you watched that old one
I thought the first guns are wildly inaccurate & takes just as long as a crossbow to load but they are used because it spooked horses. Maybe if there's a historically accurate version, and keep the flintlock as an easter egg, then the mod would be oh so sweet.
There is. Im the original creator of this gun. (Hand cannon.) I let the modder use it in his mod. I have since expanded the variety to include fire lance, flame throwers and big cannons(unreleased due to mesh issue.) My original gun was slow loading, low accuracy, short distance, and used with the shotgun mod to mimic the pellets spreading. Along the way i did learn that historically there were two versions. One with a single ball and one with lots of small pellets.
@@BestMods168
Cool, then I'll look forward into playing your mod if you ever wish to publish it.
@@KubernetePirata you can find them on my page. Only the huge cannon is not published.
whats the music at 12:33
Hi,
Did you manage to find out what the name of the music is?
@@Mirello12 I believe it is from the band Danheim
@@KnightoftheTempleII Hi Vilks, thank you so much! I just found it (Ivar's Revenge). Thanks a bunch! :)
Koifish come backkkk. The real musket mod has come dude. Come backkkkkkkkk.
I love this video thanks koifish
Esto es genial saludos hombre
God bless Calradia, the country of freedom!
What happened to the Vlandian siege tho. Just ended and went to a battanian one. Sneaky peaky like
I shot the bigger gun at the siege tower and the whole game just CRASHED. Had to do a whole lot of troubleshooting (no pun intended), and when I got the mod to work again, the Vlandians whimped out, and Battania attacked instead :D
@@Koifish Ah I got ya.
What's the earrape circus/drum and trumpet song called you had in your the avarage archer mount and blade experience?
"Thank you for participating in this war crime"
Is there a koifish video that isn't fully cursed?
"I'm J A Y S U S and i have a gUn"
- Koi
This symbol is old slavic pagan thing called "hands of god" you can see it also in cyberpunk as tattoos on mailstorm arms
Metal Slug music makes it more hilarious. XD
18:16 isn’t that the medieval version of BFG division playing in the background?
Yes it's called bardcore
you can't spell war crime without good time :D nice one :D
That mice and men reference hit hard 😂😂
9:22 Hello ser 😂
Is this castle part a one big reference to Dr. Coomer?
What song is playing at 17:55, it sounds nice
What’s the music at 17:02. The vocals
1:07 You just fucking made me crylaugh and earned a new subscriber
BING BONG BING BONG BING BANG
Got a link to the flag mod?
Dang. Doesnt anyone help their fans anymore? Check out the nexus mod page.
Jesus in this video is just like Marylin Manson in "killing strangers"
*wE gOt GuNs*
I'm waiting for the day when we get proper weapons like machine guns, sniper rifles, RPGs etc. for proper lads and maybe some tanks, so we can blitzkrieg the shit out of Calardia.
Horse logic = tank. Add tank mesh as horse.
Cant wait untill Koifish drops the Atom Bomb on the Aserai
So Jesus had Guns.... Okay
Wait.
HE'S A SAINT?
KoiFish: Mods Guns into Bannerlord.
Me: "Greek Fire or GTFO."
Jajaja koifish sounds like a crazy yoda and i love it
Is big chad comet Swiss?
Vader’s Fist Yes.
The banner symbol you chose is the hand of Svarog ( Svarog is basically the Slavic Odin )
k
Me and crusader boys always used AK-47 to take Jerusalem!
hell yeah murica i love guns
"I am Jesus and I have a dog... Eat shit!" Mt 3, 5-6 🤣
ITS A LONG WAY TO MUKUMBURA, ITS A LONG WAY TO JAWL
I prefer the Norwegian version of it ;)
Koifish, do you have somewhere with all the music you use collectively? :O
Hey Koi can you link that mod you used to increase your unit cap to 3000?
yooo is there any warhammer fantasy mod ?
Yes. Check out warhammer and calradia awakens.
Yep, I'm going to have to buy the Napoleonic wars doc for warband.
I hope a mod with sufficient smoke comes relativly soon
3:50 You wanted to do ballet when you where a child, but emm... daddy didnt like it, now did he?
Taleworlds: let's remaster napelion wars for Bannerlord
what was the song from 12:42
Once, even a staff could fire.
Was it loaded tho 😳
*sad to report yes it was*
i wonder why you haven't made a video on Kingdom Come: Deliverance
"THEY HAVE HOES!"
*you are what you own*
Oh how I missed: "Mmmmmm, butter!"
Can't wait for L'Aigle and Red wars brought to bannerlord. Haha
L’Aigle not coming to bannerlord. The developer is too lazy to update the mod for warband. That’s fact, not just me saying it
Gun jesus is back
song at 12.32?
Now they need to add America as a faction in this game.
3:14 song
Now the fish's have fire
anyone know what song 16:59 thisis
Damn for handcannon that's some fast fire rate
There once was a lad named Steven, who fought with our good Lord Jesus. Even though was brave, he stepped way too far into the fray, which caused Jesus to yeetus deletus. 13:39
I thought Jebus was Asarai?
Koifish sounds different then usually did something happen?
Wait this isn't the spiffing brit