2:53 "Not a single country isn't at war with us!" Uh, what's that between France, Germany, Austria, and Italy? Oh wait, that's just the Eternally Neutral Swiss.
@@faisalnehal372 Which means they're so neutral they've retroactively removed themselves so they will never have to actually pick a side or join a war.
Is it 100% he govt, or the US doing everything they can get away with to destroy the economy and destabilize the country though, like they did for most of the rest of central and south america.
do you actually blame every problem on usa? Its is 100% the goverments fault not the usa. The venezuelan goverment fucked up when it turned socialist they relied to much on oil and to much money went into social programs when nobody wanted venezuelan oil everything went to shit and USA didnt have to do anything
1:00 -- Koifish cunningly switches from Great Britain to Pirates faction. "They're the same picture." I mean, yeah (Francis Drake), where is (John and Richard Hawkins) the (Walter Raleigh) lie.
The new Pirates of the Caribbean looks incredible! Interesting choice to make Captain Jack Sparrow Swedish. Captain Olaf Jjäck Sparrösson searching for the black meatball
I was going to say at the beginning there: shooting those ships at point blank range might be affective in terms of the dmg done, but wait till that thing becomes a giant splinter granade exploding.. well at point blank range xD
I played this mod as Bretagne. Owned a hell a lot of trade routes and literally bought the world without waging war. Because the AI sells you provinces if you give them a ridiculous amount of money for it. And I had that ridiculous amount of money.
i dont know why, but i fucking love your videos, they are always entertaining, and so are you, you have some funny ass jokes up your sleeve, especially when you pronounce names, anyways, stay safe!
"Give me some rum,
Let's have some fun,
Everyone owns a gun,
About 200 years later we had Verdun."
Shakespeare the Fish 2020
2:53 "Not a single country isn't at war with us!" Uh, what's that between France, Germany, Austria, and Italy? Oh wait, that's just the Eternally Neutral Swiss.
Ah yes, that major naval power: Switzerland.
Which, funny enough, *Don't even exist in this game*
@@faisalnehal372 Which means they're so neutral they've retroactively removed themselves so they will never have to actually pick a side or join a war.
@@kabob0077 lamo
@@harbl99 no coastline means who cares about pirates
Koifish comedy is saying the names of people and locations in funny voices.
It works.
Todd is that you?
Koifish comedy is being Swedish. He's a Swedish fish.
11/10 would raid swedish fish transports again
223 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that-
7:44 As a current citizen of Caracas, Venezuela I would literally prefer having literal pirates in charge than this government.
Is it 100% he govt, or the US doing everything they can get away with to destroy the economy and destabilize the country though, like they did for most of the rest of central and south america.
do you actually blame every problem on usa? Its is 100% the goverments fault not the usa. The venezuelan goverment fucked up when it turned socialist they relied to much on oil and to much money went into social programs when nobody wanted venezuelan oil everything went to shit and USA didnt have to do anything
I found the salty communist
@@adamwilliams8039 google Venezuela...
@@adamwilliams8039 that's not why their economy is destroyed and in a fuckin civil war lol. Its because of their communist dictators.
"Smørrebrød? You're gonna smørreDØ!" - A french sounding Swede making a danish pun in a video predominantly in english.
He's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
So it would seem
*shitty recorder version of He's a Pirate*
2:17 Yarr! Even we pirates can count better than you, ye internet-lubber! 🏴☠️
8:05 American Lieutnant telling the plan to his fellow marines in Vietnam, 1972, colorised.
this is what happens when the cure to scurvy is found
An apple a day keeps the scurvy away
@@bobafat2082 aye, matey
6:07 I love the republic commando music combined with native turkey eaters
No one:
Koifish: *YOU BÖSTERDS*
11:25 Yeah south africa yeah...........
Thank God North africa .... i Dunno i lost the joke i was going for ....
"Excuse me woman, did i ask for your opinion?" based koifish
Calls Denmark a fictional country
You sir, have my like
1:00 -- Koifish cunningly switches from Great Britain to Pirates faction.
"They're the same picture."
I mean, yeah (Francis Drake), where is (John and Richard Hawkins) the (Walter Raleigh) lie.
The new Pirates of the Caribbean looks incredible! Interesting choice to make Captain Jack Sparrow Swedish. Captain Olaf Jjäck Sparrösson searching for the black meatball
I'd watch it
All meatballs turn black when im incharge of the cooking..
"From Tortuga with love!" 😂😂
Sometimes I wonder if Koifish actually speaks English or he's just winging it.
Believe it or not, I used to work as an English teacher >:D
@@Koifish You "used to work"? Did they throw you out of school? xD
@@N0_1. Yeah this sounds like a good story...
@@Koifish damn who knew English teachers be busting the best jokes
this is what i call good content koifish bless me with more xD
Donny Jepp! hahahaahah good one koi fish!!!
8:05 How did Koifish not get that line as a trigger for the classic "Better Run Through the Jungle" by CCR?
The use of Sea Shanty 2 was masterful
"And you have a sloop called Africa" that killed me more then it should've
Holy shit. Im too early the good comments haven't been marinated yet
2:17 average pirate quartermaster trying to count the gold
9:32 That's why I love facism, it is the correct way to rule.
Runescape music is an instant bop
Koifish + 24hr stream + a smidge of chaos. Oh fuck dropped the bottle in...oh well + random guests = Yes. I like it too
You are really one of the only TH-camrs that actually makes me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work!
"the sun rise house...idk"
As a Dane I constantly question my own existence....🇩🇰
Greenland: well well how a turn Table 🇬🇱
I can just imagine the battle starting, then Sparrow tells his guys to shoot the other pirates in front of them because Barbosa is in charge of them.
That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
*aliens invade earth*
Switzerland still neutral
5:01-5:10 Phil Swift deploys Zorbees!
It’s super effective at draining the world’s oceans!
You made my early day with this video. One of the best I ever seen!
I was going to say at the beginning there: shooting those ships at point blank range might be affective in terms of the dmg done, but wait till that thing becomes a giant splinter granade exploding.. well at point blank range xD
Truly the best part of naval battles! When you hit the enemies powder :D
Fuck I love the Minor Factions Revenge Mod!
9:39 Pirates vs Pirates
My Boi coifish being a great poet again
Why is this the only Koi video that has been recommended to me the last 2 months. Bruh
Whenever you have time, I would absolutely love to see you play as Inuits, one of the one region German states like Wuttenburg, or Crimean Khanate!
This new pirates of the Caribbean is wild
I love the music you use in your videos
I like the runescape pirate theme you played lolol
I played this mod as Bretagne. Owned a hell a lot of trade routes and literally bought the world without waging war.
Because the AI sells you provinces if you give them a ridiculous amount of money for it.
And I had that ridiculous amount of money.
I was never in the Pirate IRA but I do not disassociate myself with them matey.
Oh, that’s my favourite game in whole franchise
Watching Danish ships getting blown up is very therapeutic
I love this please do more videos like this!
Well, technically you liberated them, that's why they're so happy
Koi drops an empire video just as I begin to start playing the game alot again? epic.
the quarantine wasn't kind to this man.
"Guatemala, mora like guacamole" me a Guatemla guy, "JA si cmamo XD"
Sea shanty 2 plays
Ah... finally civilized people...
PIRATE WORLD DOMINATION PLEASE KOIFISH
i feel like those weird pirate aficionados would be more prolific in this timeline
This man is roasting the shit out of the danes in this one
I don't remember the game looking like this
I must check
Me losing the tww2 contest 5:50
We want a series
Captain Patchy would be proud!
When Koifish can't count- lost 111 - says he lost 1100
I love the Port Sarim Music
Explosions are great in total war they not only kill them but destroys the morale
7:45 at this point all of Caracas would prefer pirates over the actual government tbh.
15:25 Waterloo, but pirates
Fuck this just makes me want to play Empire as the Pirates again... *starts reinstalling*
Please make a series of this game
POTC theme intensifies
More pirate stuff for The Pirate God!
wow i didnt realize you didnt have like millions of subs until you stated that sub goal
Best video yet
In german will means wants so the translation for Amadeus Willcocks is Amadeus Wantscocks
Koifish could you make a video on total war shogun 2?
Кста ти есть ещё такой глобальный мод называется пиратес убер алес посвящён он пиратам там поменяли почти всех юнитов и добавили кучу новых
Exactly, what he said (what did he say)
Was that mandalorian warrior music i heard ??
Incredible
Play as Sweden then put meatballs in cannons just like the french baguette launchers
Pirates. Absolute Monarchy.
Wut.
Delightful I approve.
24 hour stream 2 electric boogaloo
Lets goooo
Those songs about Zoraks....
Dohnnny Jepp vs. the dread Spanish admiral Hamber Eard.
I voted for this and I got what I voted for, yet I am still surprised about what I got, I will never stop laughing 😂
That was a good video
*75th Ranger Regiment would like to know your location*
Best Black Sails season
awesome video koifish, I cant believe u did this game so funny to watch haehaehaeha
Please mr Swede release the Pole who decided about this video :( enough is enough mr Swede
Very cool.
Now play Sweden........
And then the Knights of St John ;)
Koifish Koifishsson, GET IT HAHAHAHAA
Next has to be medieval 2 total war with the planet war mod
i dont know why, but i fucking love your videos, they are always entertaining, and so are you, you have some funny ass jokes up your sleeve, especially when you pronounce names, anyways, stay safe!
7:24 i cant tell if this is supposed to be the pirates of the carribean theme or not...
It's: Johnny I Hardly knew ye
WE NEED MOAR VIDS FROM U!
Great spelling
More pls, but with subtitle to make it more better
If Savoy is a fake fictional country, does that make Savoy an actual country?
i think, a game withe the plain nations or the cherokee can be fun ^_^