SNL Digital Short: Threw It on the Ground - SNL

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  • In this "SNL Digital Short," a hip-hop activist (Andy Samberg) with a big chip on his shoulder doesn't trust the system's handouts, so he throws them on the ground, even if they're from Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds. Aired 10/03/09
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  • @tn5781
    @tn5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9820

    Everyone who disliked is just part of the system.

    • @nathanielchoi5222
      @nathanielchoi5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      They must be thrown to the ground

    • @TheSkepticSkwerl
      @TheSkepticSkwerl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They voted for Pete Buttigieg.

    • @LuannOsbourne
      @LuannOsbourne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheSkepticSkwerl Impeach the Trump loving fuckers on the ground!

    • @bobvila3828
      @bobvila3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I almost disliked it, but i looked at my phone, and threw it on the ground. I don't need your judgement. TH-cam ON THE GROUND!!!

    • @bobcoughlan929
      @bobcoughlan929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And they probably accept free hot-dogs...maaaaan!!!

  • @muyassarhuda1129
    @muyassarhuda1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    The moral of the story:
    -Don't go throwing random things on the ground-
    *You can't trust the system*

    • @Rascaduanok
      @Rascaduanok ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love how that’s his conclusion.

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Rascaduanok Ain't gonna be part of this system....

    • @rincallinen7312
      @rincallinen7312 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Maaaaan

    • @MichaelHartman-qt4mp
      @MichaelHartman-qt4mp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The real moral: Don't be a dick, or Deadpool will taze you in the butt

    • @theoddronin1
      @theoddronin1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MichaelHartman-qt4mpwith the assistance of Frodo Baggins

  • @simonsalgueiro6217
    @simonsalgueiro6217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9444

    "Happy birthday to the ground" that line always makes me laugh hard, no matter the time it passes

    • @tammycon1
      @tammycon1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      "Welcome to the real world jackass!"

    • @bmbnews1168
      @bmbnews1168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simón Salgueiro yep

    • @piscesfinds
      @piscesfinds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saaame

    • @kozhikkaalan
      @kozhikkaalan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And I love the wind effect on the birthday boy right after 😂

    • @samahita-vca
      @samahita-vca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      My absolute favourite line is the next one: "I threw the rest of the cake too!" I always laugh everytime that part comes up

  • @chewbaccabuddy3377
    @chewbaccabuddy3377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    One of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    "I threw the rest of the cake too!"
    I love the boundless joy in which he says he ruined a kid's birthday party

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, ASSHOLE!"

    • @erabbitgamingofficial1
      @erabbitgamingofficial1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the real world jackass!

    • @pisspratt9002
      @pisspratt9002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the real world, Jackass!

    • @katythepsychiclady2342
      @katythepsychiclady2342 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it too! Welcome to the Real World jackass the kids looking at him all confused LOL

  • @sreegovindk6007
    @sreegovindk6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    I cannot be friends with anyone who just doesn’t laugh hard and cry watching the “my dad’s not a phone” part😂

    • @Ensign_Smith
      @Ensign_Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DUHH!!!

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes but "Happy birthday to the ground" is absolute fire. Always gets me into tears.

    • @shelby4771
      @shelby4771 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The most brilliant part of this skit is that people are LITERALLY acting like this nowadays "You can't poison me! No handouts!" Fucking GENIUS this could be re-released now and it would be even funnier today 🤣

    • @olz33
      @olz33 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this aint my dad, this is a cell phone

    • @drd7313
      @drd7313 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I just found out I can’t be friends with my girlfriends kids. They just sat there.
      And I knew right there at that moment that we would never ever be on the same page.

  • @cid4761
    @cid4761 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5401

    "MAAAAAAAAAN, THIS AIN'T MY DAD! THIS IS A CELLPHONE!"

  • @zeppo2240
    @zeppo2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Andy Samberg calling a 7 year old a “poser” made me laugh for too long

    • @katythepsychiclady2342
      @katythepsychiclady2342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to, especially the kids face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @branstonpickle1
    @branstonpickle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    2:32 Love that maniacal look that Elijah gives

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Taintpuss McGooch it's because he isn't Frodo Baggins. it's disturbing to see a wholesome Hobbit like this...

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Taintpuss McGooch He really was never the same after the ordeal with the ring

    • @eplanti
      @eplanti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's how he landed maniac

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He hasn’t been getting any from Sam lately so he got a kick out of that 😂

    • @marioarmas1459
      @marioarmas1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Had the ring for too long...

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    There is something about hearing the audience slowly figure out the joke that really wraps this whole thing together.

    • @hueywigglebutt
      @hueywigglebutt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well said

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you mind explaining the joke?

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@EnchanterXD Andy's character tries to present himself as some moral crusader fighting against the man, but over the course of the sketch, it becomes clear he's just a man child with a persecution complex that he uses as an excuse to act out. Anything that inconveniences him (like the energy drink guy or the phone call from his dad) or makes it so he's not the center of attention (like the child's birthday party or just being in a restaurant with Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds) results in him throwing stuff on the ground. He so stubbornly clings to this belief that even a story that ends with two famous actors using tasers on his butthole somehow becomes a tale of the vague system being against him.

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ronburgundy244 thanks man

  • @kaiasmith5404
    @kaiasmith5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    My sister and I will randomly throw the line “this ain’t my dad, this a cell phone” into conversations to this day

  • @et8387
    @et8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    2:22 “They threw me on the GROUND“ XD
    Missed opportunity

  • @tomshepard9050
    @tomshepard9050 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    10 years or so from now, when we looked back, Andy Samberg would be sort of a legend.

    • @THE-gd6qn
      @THE-gd6qn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom Shepard hey

    • @SLBlazer
      @SLBlazer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      3 years in from yo comment, he already is half way there!

    • @ayelemensah8816
      @ayelemensah8816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Not gonna lie, Brooklyn nine-nine helps!

    • @tylerroth436
      @tylerroth436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      he already is a legend. funny af and talented

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sure is!

  • @luvya1560
    @luvya1560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I love how he actually wears 7 different hats during this skit, have just noticed that after the 100th time watching this

    • @davidwaters8902
      @davidwaters8902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, what?

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have watched this so many damn times and thanks to you I am finally noticing that

  • @marianneercillo7661
    @marianneercillo7661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! DUH!
    Never gets old!😂😂😂

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    2:18 Reynolds' face says "Oh, this night just got magical."

    • @dmann5938
      @dmann5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like his Deadpool persona

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His first thought: “gonna introduce this guy to My System(tm)”

    • @teekay698
      @teekay698 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He used to be so cute

  • @ashu875
    @ashu875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    moral of the story is u can't trust the system

  • @paesitopaez4302
    @paesitopaez4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Happy birthday to the grooooouuuuuuuund" it kills me how aggressive the delivery is😂

  • @droppingplates87
    @droppingplates87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "I threw the whole cake too! Welcome to real world jackass!" Hilarious.

  • @epicz5562
    @epicz5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “So many things to throw on the ground.”
    “Like this and this and that and even *this* “
    “I’M AN ADUUUULT!!”

  • @Draco-km4pb
    @Draco-km4pb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    The hot dog guy looked honestly hurt. Dude... Then again, you aren't a charity case! GROUND!!

    • @NotoriousYD
      @NotoriousYD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Grrrrroooouuuunnd!!!

    • @ItsRevival
      @ItsRevival 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      username Welcome to Latesville, where you always reply a year and 11 months or so late

    • @tacoman422
      @tacoman422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Top ten anime betrayals.

    • @Min-jv6ux
      @Min-jv6ux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They all looked hurt, to me. Except for the girlfriend.

    • @SuzannaKiraly
      @SuzannaKiraly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he wasn't told what was going to happen.

  • @yasexotic7662
    @yasexotic7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Happy birthday to the ground” gets me so hype. Best line ever

  • @thecosaw9930
    @thecosaw9930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13060

    At the hospital with my so-called wife
    She hands me a baby, says it's my son
    Maaaaaaan this ain't the sun
    This is a baby!!!!
    I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD

    • @ascaredfrog
      @ascaredfrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      THE COSAW, holy shit that is so fucking funny. How did you even think of that?

    • @jimblejambles7103
      @jimblejambles7103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      you are brilliant

    • @alecsturm1799
      @alecsturm1799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      This actually make me laugh so hard I hurt my head on the wall

    • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
      @THETRIVIALTHINGS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Now I wish this was actually in the song.

    • @subhanarif9902
      @subhanarif9902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Man i was reading this while i was eating and you nearly choked me HILLARIOIS😂😂

  • @Cryptati0n
    @Cryptati0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    2:32 i can never get over how elijah looks at ryan while they’re tasing him😭😭

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว

      Satan’s Alley stylee

  • @muhammadmohsinali8931
    @muhammadmohsinali8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4273

    SNL without Andy Samberg is a loss.

    • @MegaTamer111
      @MegaTamer111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      no way near as funny as SNL with him

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      At least unlike John Belushi, Andy Kaufman, Gilda Radner, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, and George Carlin, Andy's still alive

    • @harshsatam9480
      @harshsatam9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Familiar with the name bill Hader?

    • @harshsatam9480
      @harshsatam9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ziada.1990 rrrrrrrrrreally?

    • @1manorgy
      @1manorgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ehh, we got good replacements with B99 on the side so I'd say it's a clear win.

  • @lavahearts
    @lavahearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “this isn’t my dad, it’s a cellphone,” made me laugh harder than i needed to

    • @stevemorrrismusic
      @stevemorrrismusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE…..DUH!!!”

  • @Furrina89
    @Furrina89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6373

    The real question is 'were Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood on a date?'

    • @annijagaspersone4168
      @annijagaspersone4168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      -Was there a lit candle on the table? -No! -Not a date! (not yet at least)

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Annija Gaspersone Actually there was before that guy destroyed it :(

    • @annijagaspersone4168
      @annijagaspersone4168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nope, there wasn't, you can see at the moment he flips the table, there was no candle, other tables had one though!

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Annija Gaspersone Maybe they aren't "lit-candle" people? I STILL stand-by my comment :P :D

    • @annijagaspersone4168
      @annijagaspersone4168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And I wasn't really trying to deny your statement (or maybe I was, I'm not sure), I just think they aren't on a date YET! Perhaps they'll go on one after tazering (I don't know if that's even a word) the shit out of Andy, because they obviously had a good time together and they should totally repeat it sometime... lol

  • @RobertJosefs
    @RobertJosefs ปีที่แล้ว +115

    My teenage kids and I just discovered this. We kept referencing it all weekend laughing our asses off at the mall (thats not a discount, thats a jacket.. u think im stupid, we threw it on the ground).. We met my folks for dinner and they were confused until we showed them this video.
    Thanks for making this.

    • @chanelhutch
      @chanelhutch ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aww I ♥️ this. Such a cute story!

    • @Gorilla_Jones
      @Gorilla_Jones หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @ethanrichmond3992
    @ethanrichmond3992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “You can’t buy me, hot dog man” is the single greatest achievement in lyricism.

  • @thefootballplace9245
    @thefootballplace9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    At a fancy restaurant, I met a Hollywood Phony
    Went up to him and said
    "Hey dude, I m your fan"
    He said, "Maaaaan. You ain't my fan,
    You are a person"
    He Picked me and
    THREW ME ON THE GROUND!!

    • @Junebilation7900
      @Junebilation7900 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is, why are you a fan of a phony? The system's getting to you, man. Cant let that happen

  • @MrSouravrocks
    @MrSouravrocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    What do you think i am stupid, my dad is not a phone!! MANNNNN....

  • @itcamefromabox
    @itcamefromabox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I come back to this like 3-4 times a year and laugh my guts out every single time.

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Deadpool and Frodo are on a date 😂

    • @jeremybrettfan7742
      @jeremybrettfan7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guess there was a rod through his head once again ...

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Anytime I think to myself I’m an adult this sketch pops into my head 😂😂

  • @hueywigglebutt
    @hueywigglebutt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Glad to see I'm not the only 1 who has this song rent free in their head for the last 12 years

  • @Epicmcplayz
    @Epicmcplayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Person: What’s your favourite song?
    Me: It’s hard to explain.

    • @MatthewMurraycogswoth
      @MatthewMurraycogswoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not an original comment

    • @harang_1665
      @harang_1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i agree snl songs way are too catchy... I actually downloaded some lol

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because I threw the explenation on THE GROUND!

    • @poyrazhakyemezoglu90
      @poyrazhakyemezoglu90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean "hard to explain" by The Strokes?

    • @areYouStillUpAt12
      @areYouStillUpAt12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Murray nothing on the internet is original

  • @ulrichjungblut
    @ulrichjungblut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds offer you their autographs, you better take the damn autographs.

  • @johnmckevitt797
    @johnmckevitt797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Fun fact, Ryan isn't actually tasing Andy for flipping his table over
    He's doing it because Andy slept with his wife

    • @thatsomeneattrick1127
      @thatsomeneattrick1127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Because Ryan saw the I Just Had Sex hahhahah

    • @gametime4229
      @gametime4229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thatsomeneattrick1127 damn I didn't piece it together until ur comment. Thank you much

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Up on mount doom with my so-called hobbit, he takes out that ring, says it's for him.
      Maaaaaaaaan, you don't want to be a wraith, rings are the SYSTEM! I took it, and cast it into the FIRE.

    • @ohhellobethany
      @ohhellobethany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So then why did Elijah Wood tase him? lol

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ohhellobethany -- Because Elijah is part of the SYS-TEM.

  • @johnjacobfriel5591
    @johnjacobfriel5591 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This never gets old. Forever a classic.

  • @myajanette
    @myajanette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “My so called girlfriend.”😭😭

    • @Gaia369
      @Gaia369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣so much doubt in the system

  • @thebluephoenix1219
    @thebluephoenix1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ryan Reynolds is having too much fun with his role.

  • @ross1880
    @ross1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The hot dog vendor was a writer for The Chris Rock Show, and the Chappelle Show. He was in the Chappelle sketch I Know Black People.

  • @Painleaves
    @Painleaves 9 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Reynolds and Wood.. man I ship it

    • @xxs_blxvyn_cxx3900
      @xxs_blxvyn_cxx3900 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Nathan Perez Deadpool + Frodo

    • @maocharlisme
      @maocharlisme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't. Absolutely not. Over my dead body as a matter of fact!

    • @JustEndPiece
      @JustEndPiece 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maocharlisme finally someone who agrees!

    • @mangenkiou
      @mangenkiou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know dude,that Wood's face at 2:33 was all like "gonna own that ring tonight" or "heey,it's that Galadriel's flask onyour pocket,or are you as happy as me? " or "someone's comming tonight and it won't be the eagles" or or "better call Gandalf cuz I think I found his staff on my pants"...I better stop.
      ...
      Or "Don't tell Sauron,but tonight some black gates are gonna be blown"

    • @Shredder-the-draggon
      @Shredder-the-draggon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed

  • @lindseychan5493
    @lindseychan5493 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Whenever my 17 month old throws something to the ground my husband & I say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!". 😆

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lindsey Chan “You’re not part of our sys-tem!” Lol

    • @katythepsychiclady2342
      @katythepsychiclady2342 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maaannnnnnnnm

    • @Shredder-the-draggon
      @Shredder-the-draggon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The doctor hands mean Baby says it’s my son man this ain’t the sun I threw him on the ground

  • @abdullahqureshi1404
    @abdullahqureshi1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Some POSER hands me cake at a birthday party. What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND” changed me forever.

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never thought I'd see Frodo and Deadpool working together but here we are

  • @danielamendoza3834
    @danielamendoza3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Idk about you but I LAUGHED SO HARD when he said “she hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad, man this ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” 1:12
    And the he’s like: “MI DAD’S NOT A PHONE... DUH”
    OMG HOW CAN I STOP LAUGHING

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    God he has the best “furious stare at the ground” face lol

  • @zaclittlewood7177
    @zaclittlewood7177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Am I the only one who laughed my head of when he said 'my dad's not a cell phone , duhhhh '

  • @buckycore
    @buckycore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Andy's flow is better than most modern rappers

  • @LemonDadsicle
    @LemonDadsicle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Andy is my favorite SNL host

  • @TracyW-me8br
    @TracyW-me8br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Years later I still use lines from this song when the situation calls for it

  • @EyelessEntity
    @EyelessEntity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Jenny slate was so good in Parks & Rec. Seriously! Most annoying sister ever

    • @jameslackey3002
      @jameslackey3002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samthfkr stfu

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still not as annoying as Jean Ralphio, wanted to punch him in the face everytime he opened his mouth

    • @edgarcardona228
      @edgarcardona228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy only came out one episode

    • @Driftwoodbaby
      @Driftwoodbaby วันที่ผ่านมา

      she was actually the woooooooorrsssssttttt

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ryan Reynolds looks so good in this

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Someone gave me seeds for the garden.
    She said, “These are tomatoes and celery.”
    I said, “Do I look like an idiot?”
    “These ain’t vegetables; they’re seeds!”
    I THREW THEM ON THE...
    Oh, wait...

  • @verchotd
    @verchotd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how when he throws his girlfriends phone on the ground at first she doesn’t look upset, just Amazed

    • @Ensign_Smith
      @Ensign_Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wHoA!!!

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She already part of his system

  • @himalsharmasubedi9404
    @himalsharmasubedi9404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    happy birthday to the ground

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to the REAL WORLD JACKASS!!

  • @wednesdaysleftshoe
    @wednesdaysleftshoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “MY DADS NOT A PHONE. DUHHHH” WHWHDHQHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAH

  • @kkshady
    @kkshady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is an underrated gem

  • @reillyl9754
    @reillyl9754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My 7th grade student teachers would sing this song to me and crack me up when I was getting discouraged in math class. He was the coolest! Thanks Mr Patenode!

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Reilly L did Mr Patenode throw a hypotenuse on the ground?

  • @FlokiIsMe
    @FlokiIsMe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this year's later as an adult and now recognizing who the "Hollywood phonies" are makes this song so much better.

  • @dansalon3267
    @dansalon3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOG MAN
    Most underrated line

  • @JuliaisatLinkinPark
    @JuliaisatLinkinPark ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was such an unlocked memory! I remember watching this when I was really young. Wow. Never realized that was Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.

  • @speedycables
    @speedycables 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've watched this like 30 times , still makes me laugh loads!

  • @YolandaAnneBrown95726
    @YolandaAnneBrown95726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:51 that look on the kid's face. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rapper’s system robbed kid of 4 years of innocence

  • @adamdihyem325
    @adamdihyem325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    At the Target with my so- called mom
    She hands me her card, says here’s the money
    Maaaaaan this ain’t money this is plastic
    I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!

    • @cleverhardy5230
      @cleverhardy5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You can't just ask for cards!
      I'm not gonna be a part of your system!
      You can't pay with plastic, DUH!

    • @Embrachu
      @Embrachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People actually liked that comment? They should be thrown to the ground and tased in the butthole until it's on fire.

  • @EvilValenStrife
    @EvilValenStrife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Easily one of my all-time favorite skits.

  • @mrgonzale0978
    @mrgonzale0978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:38 Elijah had fun when Ryan tased the guy's butt.

  • @skylarpenney5259
    @skylarpenney5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "IM AN ADULT" and other jokes we tell ourselves.

  • @FernandoRodriguez-dk7lk
    @FernandoRodriguez-dk7lk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE!

  • @cringeygamer69
    @cringeygamer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is my favorite snl skit.

  • @blueberrymuffinscottage
    @blueberrymuffinscottage ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got this stuck in my head on a random Thursday, and I'm glad I watched it again 9 years later. ❤

  • @phuoc-toannguyen7288
    @phuoc-toannguyen7288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was chuckling throughout the whole thing, but the tazing part came up tears were coming out and i hurt my stomach laughing so hard. 😁😁😁😁

  • @ahanaaa2704
    @ahanaaa2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    At a wedding with my so called boyfriend
    He says "honey, we should try this too"
    Maaaaaaaan, i ain't honey, i am a person
    I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND

    • @crazzyflynn2433
      @crazzyflynn2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am not the part of the system!

  • @AlphaManBigMoney
    @AlphaManBigMoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This makes me laugh uncontrollably each time

  • @thesaulsurvivor4450
    @thesaulsurvivor4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    anyone else weirdly want a buddy cop movie with Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood?

  • @mrsangelleah1981
    @mrsangelleah1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't know how many times I have died laughing over this video over the years. Lol! I hope it stays up!

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "My dad is not a phone, duuuuhhh!!!!"😂😂

  • @AlexMercadoGo
    @AlexMercadoGo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sometimes, when I’m with my friends, or co-workers, or mother-in-law, I yell, “I threw it on the ground” and destroy things. I’ve been doing it for years. I just now remembered why.

  • @Pedro-tl7jg
    @Pedro-tl7jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    At the school my so-called teacher
    She gives some papers, says its homework
    Maaaaaan this ain't homework
    This is some papers!
    I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDD

  • @aymanaslam7267
    @aymanaslam7267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    why is this not more popular?

    • @JanineIsNotMyName
      @JanineIsNotMyName 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ayman Aslam it is. check out the lonely island. it's their music channel.

    • @joesimon2018
      @joesimon2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because of Laser Cats, Dick in a Box...

  • @aaronipepperoni1362
    @aaronipepperoni1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how elija and Ryan seem to enjoy that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @4334surf
    @4334surf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Moral of the story, you can't trust the system, MAAAANNNNNN

  • @neilp192
    @neilp192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pure genius. "Some poser hands me cake."

  • @DogeAnimations
    @DogeAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I threw the rest of the cake too”
    Holy crap I’m dead 😂

  • @thenexva
    @thenexva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was showed this in middle school for one of my drama classes. Needless to say, my teacher had an excellent sense of humor.

  • @amandaneese7813
    @amandaneese7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Andy is a comic genius

  • @joey1975ish
    @joey1975ish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “And they tased me in the butthole”
    Brilliant. *drops 🎤 *

  • @emothotlover47
    @emothotlover47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    They hung the mic to the ceiling so he couldn’t throw it on the ground

    • @dmoon9037
      @dmoon9037 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gravity just a PART…OF…THE…SYSTEM

  • @dr.robertlyonsjr.3758
    @dr.robertlyonsjr.3758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was by far one of the funniest skits ever on snl

  • @siwaaaax
    @siwaaaax 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I LOVE YOU ANDY!

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years later and I still say “IM AN ADULLLLLTTTTTTT” to myself randomly

  • @huongtranthanh5608
    @huongtranthanh5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love how the audience reaction escalated

  • @oliversrensen8490
    @oliversrensen8490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My grandma gave me my grandpa's ashes
    AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUND

  • @LisaAnnie93
    @LisaAnnie93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    happy birthday to the GROUND

  • @dontavisknight8141
    @dontavisknight8141 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's 2024 & I'm still yelling, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUNDDDDD!" 🤣

  • @pwalsh793
    @pwalsh793 10 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    andy is the best on SNL

    • @simonhorak
      @simonhorak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      paul anthony walsh what about Andrew Garfield

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Some military dude came strolling up, laughing and stabbing the floor with his boots! He handed me a grenade and said "Hold this, it's a live one".
    MAAAAN I don't support the army! THEY SUPPORT THE SYSTEM!
    SO I THREW IT ON THE GROOU-

  • @TheLovelySheri
    @TheLovelySheri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Frodo and deadpool

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like Sandburg was actually recalling what happened to him one weekend.