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Can I just say that Kinder eggs are forbidden in certain countries for additive behaviour and normalizing certain gambling traits. They were even banned in the USA. x)
“Officer, that’s not pedophilia, that’s just early access.” -EA What, this joke wasn’t stolen, it was just ethically shared without permission Edit:How did this get so many likes, i just copied a top comment and made another ea joke(Arguably a bad one) stating that i stole the early access joke...
I mean, let’s support the games that are GOOD (TitanFall 1, 2 and hopefully Jedi Order (which all SO HAPPEN to be made by Respawn Entertainment)), and fight the games that are bad (POSSIBLY SWBFII, maybe not, BattleField V doesn’t look so hot either. Definitely fight Anthem!).
@@blackmanwhitesuit more like people tend to ignore the ratings video games get and buy their kids M for Mature video games instead of T for Teen or Lower Ratings when it's meant for Mature audiences 17 and Up
@@TicTac-vk3li Heh, I can confirm that. I do think that consumers are not very smart about things, but to take advantage of that is predatory in nature.
@@TicTac-vk3li Well, yea the parents are to blame in *some* situations, but then you have ex-gambling addicts who are looking to video games as a source of entertainment where gambling practices do NOT exist, and then end up being taken advantage of *S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E--M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S*.
I stand corrected. Anyways, thinking back now, I just realized/remembered that there are other games with "simulated gambling" that aren't rated M. Such as games like Jetpack Joyride. But why are we making a fuss about this loot crate business anyways? Isn't it basically the same as Alpha Packs in Rainbow Six Siege? Hell there are actual gambling machines in other video games in Borderlands 2 or even Payday 2. But hey, that's my opinion on the matter anyways
This joke line from Monty Python’s Piranha Brothers sketch now feels so disturbingly close to reality... Criminologist: “It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... I'm sorry. *After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.* Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.” (In fact, EA’s recent line might actually be even more ludicrous, since the criminologist character at least acknowledges “murder” and “extroverted suicide” as the same thing)
Like Kinder Eggs? Huh... "So now pay 60$ for this egg , then I'll give you an container with something for measly 100 crystals. Wait, you don't have crystals? That's ok, just give me 20$ and I'll give you 1000 crystals. Oh you can buy multiple, for this one, pay us 10*more, you'll get 10 of them. Aww look, you got this toy twice *smash*, oh look, now it's in shards" Yep, absolutely the same, no difference whatsoever
All they want to say is damn simple, get away from the law unscathed, hopefully the adults in the room are not gamers, they're defeated in Belgium, so they want to make sure they keep their golden goose alive in other countries.
It’s not really dumb though, changing language can keep somebody from going to jail. In the Hillary debacle , they changed her crime from “gross negligence” to “extremely careless” a non crime. Yes the logic doesn’t make sense but this is how wealthy and powerful corporations avoid the law.
They won’t, sadly. It’s because they buy small game studios and use their products or bury them. They are basically the equivalent of Disney but for videos games
Game companies tried lootboxes, and now greedy people have seen the profit margins and wont have it any other way. In most cases, blame the big Corporations that rule America and the world and fund said devs instead of people who get paid to work in sometimes slave-like conditions. R* and 2k games (nba, wwe) are owned by the same megacompany Taketwo Interactive. Dont blame the little guys. Blame the pioneers of microtransactions and funders of these companies whose greed backs these copy and paste trash tier recycles that are transparently just money farms. Boycott and keep talking or nothing will change either. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
Don't buy any of their games and spread the word and eventually they will. Eventually most governments are planning to ban loot boxes in games and that will be a huge blow to EA crippling them and slowly but surely their company will go down hill with the known bad reputation.
She can't even say any of these statements while making eye contact, shows how much guilt they are holding and how scum they really are. "We disagree with the evidence." Oh sure, I guess I can now kill and disagree with any video footage that captured me killing or committing theft.
I laughed out loud at that one. Reminds me of those hilarious sovereign citizen videos. "Can you prove that I'm driving? I'm not driving, I'm traveling. "
yep and im still not interested. the star wars franchise died when the eu was killed. both battlrefont games were flawed and the episodes are bs. star wars is dead (except for clone wars). Just stop buying ea games. There is always other stuff you can play.
@@loc1123 I completely agree with you, they are indeed fucking up everything which is why I've deleted all of my EA games and/or refunded most of them and got better games
However, it is a decision, because if EA doesn't make money with this, they will use it to justify not making singleplayer games in the future. So it is a decision to buy or not.
Albino Obama and that’s why Sony killed it this gen, because they focus on great single player experiences as well and don’t rely on peddling gambling and micro transactions.
"Surprise funeral" made my day! Thanks! When we don't purchase EA's next offerings, it won't be a boycott, it will be a surprise opportunity to rethink their policies.
They most evil part is they ARE completely aware the core user base and purchasers of their loot boxes are children. I don't know of many older/mature gamers that even touch "games" ea release. There are simply too many better options for entertainment if you do a bit of looking. Sadly children don't have the skills yet to make these inquiries or choices, their main drive for playing certain games is advertising and peer pressure through streamers/lets players. And parents sure as shit aren't knowledgeable enough (or strive to be) to help their children play more appropriate games. What I find scary is these kids are the future generation of gamers, they are being desensitised to these horrible practices and it will be the norm for them moving forward. When older generations of gamers die off there will be less and less push back to the bastardisation of games, potentially spelling the death of traditional games. It's getting harder to find games you actually own complete with all content, that isn't also tied to an online server somewhere that you have no control over.
Thankfully Nintendo seems to keep microtransactions out of their console titles, aside from a select few free games like Super Kirby Clash, and some very fairly priced DLC in games like Smash and Splatoon, so there's still a shining light in the darkness in that regard. God only knows how long that may last, though, and while I have faith that Nintendo isn't prone to changing their "entertainment first" ideology, who knows if the next execs will corrupt the system.
Quite an optimistic way of looking at life if you think about it. EA may be on to something lol all you need is a rebranding of all the depressing words, emotions and actions and the world will be a better place.
These developers and publishers do not want us to pirate their games and yet these developers make terrible games for a full price up front, and they have these loot boxes in our games which can ruin our experience especially in our single player games. I am willing to buy the game in developer and publisher is willing to make a great quality game without any cutting any content and make it part of dlc.
The first difference I thought of between Kinder Eggs and loot boxes, was that with loot boxes, if you get a duplicate item or an item you really didn't want, the money/resources you spent are lost. With a Kinder Egg... you still get the egg. As in, the chocolate. Personally, as a kid, I wanted them mainly for the chocolate and the toy inside was a BONUS.
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So by EA's logic, I can do this:
*pulls out a gun*
Oh I'm not robbing you, I'm just aggressively asking if I can borrow your money.
love thier old game all that will be gone forever.... sigh...
Arent Kinder Eggs banned in the US due to choking hazard? ROFL. Great comparison.
@YongYea I want that cyberpunk statute behind you. Where did you buy it? I can't find it.
Can I just say that Kinder eggs are forbidden in certain countries for additive behaviour and normalizing certain gambling traits. They were even banned in the USA. x)
No speeding here officer, just surprise acceleration.
I'm going to try that the next time I get pulled over
I dont think I was too quick, honey, just suprise ejaculation.
Wheeliebin18 🤣🤣🤣
No murder over here officer,the baby just shot it self instead.
@@HumungusO_o I laughed to hard at that hahaha
Cops: *Arrest EA executives*
EA executives: "wait you can't arrest us."
Cops: "it's not arresting it's surprise confinement."
Outstanding Move !
Your breathtaking!
Perfect!
Wicked
I think of it as an invitation to a "surprise sleepover".
"That's not a bank robbery, that's a surprise withdrawal"
Best line ever.
I desperately need a clip that is just his riffing on "it's not X, it's Surprise Y!"
Best comment...
It’s not rape, it’s friendly touching
Thats not Rape, its Surprise Buttsecks
@@tatarsauce6314 that's a cursed comment right there.
EA : Why are you suing us?.
Pissed of EA customers : these are not lawsuits, these are Surprise refunds.
good one
Excellent
🆕😹
Yes King!
Damn That’s genuis
"Suprise Mechanics" = Loot Boxes
"Free Trials" = Torrented Games
Two can play this game EA
Surprise Beta/Demo
Perpetually Free Trial, you mean...😄
Pandu Poluan Like WinRAR
i love free trials!
@@bafford7518 Totally will start using this term
"I'm not a serial killer, I'm a population control expert"
That's how idiotic EA sounds.
No matter how much I hate EA, we got to admit, they're a great source for memes.
Yeah, people should be thanking me for keeping the population on control!
No, no, no, even that sounds better then EA's shit
It’s a good example but man that was a big jump between loot boxes and serial killers.
That sounds like somethin' Thanos would do.
“They’re Unrestricted Demos, not Pirated Games”
- said no Games Studio ever.
More like DRM free alternative access games.
_alternative library-style "borrowing" distribution_
Love it.
Santana JoJo Battle Tendency
LOL
Lmao
"surprise"
That was no surprise tho🤨
Wow
Parliament member : So you don't have lootboxes.
EA : Well yes, but actually no.
The Capeless Hero Anakin Skywalker: Liar!
EA: *Doesn’t call loot boxes loot boxes*
“Well boys, we did it, gambling addiction is no more”
"Mission Accomplished"
They have a turd in the punch bowl.
Ed Bolivaro problem
Solved
Baby, you’re cheating on me?!
I’m not cheating on you, it’s just a surprise relationship.
I just snorted at that
ProJared's career ending in a nutshell
Hope he doesn't date surprise-intercourse her
Calvin Nguyen Lol. SURPRISE! It’s a surprise fk! Lol
Surprise Affair of Circumstance
“Officer, that’s not pedophilia, that’s just early access.”
-EA
What, this joke wasn’t stolen, it was just ethically shared without permission
Edit:How did this get so many likes, i just copied a top comment and made another ea joke(Arguably a bad one) stating that i stole the early access joke...
Good choice of words!
Really had me on the first half
That is terribly funny 10/10 would laugh again Lmfao!
We are all going to hell....but damn will satan laugh at the joke with us.
Holy fuck! That is brilliant!
"I didn't stab the guy, I just gave him a surprise accupuncture session".
ohh I love this one lmao
Those aren't ads, those are surprise videos
-TH-cam
Double suprise Videos XD WTH is it with TH-cam and these Double ads
"Why is this Harry potter game choking my character unless I pay £5"
"Nah that's just surprise tension"
did JK Rowling have anything to say about this? i thought she was super moral and wouldn't allow things like this to happen to children....
It's not gambling.
It's lucky mechanics
It's not lies.
It's altered facts.
They're not guns.
They're bullet accelerators.
It's not pollution.
It's product excess.
It's not a murder, it's a surprise funeral
It's not deportation, it's a surprise government-funded vacation
It’s not terrorism, it’s political disagreement.
It’s not a holocaust, it’s population control.
It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex.
Its not theft, it’s surprise borrowing
It’s not one thing , it’s the same thing with a different skin..
Seriously who was she fooling
Judge: "we have CCTV recording of you murdering the person".
EA: "I disagree that this is evidence".
EA: *Surprise funeral*
EA: lootboxes are surprise mechanics
Me: Piracy is a surprise discount
Will The mann
Me: hacking in game currency instead of buying EA's mICrOtRAnSacTiOns is a surprise free purchase
Omg lol how does this not have more upvotes
I love this. GG
@@Sevier7777 It's a post barely over the half-hour old in the moment l type this. Give it time (((:
EA games are so bad , I am not even going to waste my time piracying it
OK. FROM NOW ON:
It's not boycotting EA, It's performing a Surprise Money Saving.
Agreed. LMBO!
I mean, let’s support the games that are GOOD (TitanFall 1, 2 and hopefully Jedi Order (which all SO HAPPEN to be made by Respawn Entertainment)), and fight the games that are bad (POSSIBLY SWBFII, maybe not, BattleField V doesn’t look so hot either. Definitely fight Anthem!).
Can't spell "braindead" without EA.
It's "braindead" not "braindEAd"
@@kaproskarleto5136 r/woooosh
@@8uios459 its not a fucking woooosh
@Duke GRET!
Brim Fire grate
"It's a surprise mechanic"
So is playing Russian Roulette
Well said.
Which ea execs should start doing daily. It will be a lot of fun for them
Basically
@@stevanmilovanovic9128 For them?
Tough
Drugs!? These aren't drugs
They are surprise mood enhancers
I probably shouldn't say this to my P.O.
Drugs, I mean performance enhancers.
Aaron "Tweak" Kirby, Far Cry 5
(I liked Tweak. I'm sad that he didn't return in New Dawn ☹️)
MOOD
now thats a loot box id pay for lol.
"I didn't stab the guy, I surprised him with extra pockets."
I didnt stab that guy in the throat, I gave him a surprise tracheotomy
I didn't kill that guy, I gave him a surprise afterlife experience
Ok, I know I shouldn’t have, but this one made me laugh.
Wilfred Warfstache's logic is EA's philosophy/ideology
Officer I wasn't speeding, I was "suPRiSe DRiVInG"
X'D
EA rep: "We call them surprise mechanics."
Parliament member: *audible scoffing* "Okay."
I don't think they're buying it.
Who is? Lol
If lootboxes are "surprise boxes" then slot machines are reverse ATMs.
You mean SURPRISE reverse ATMs.
@@PraetorGix omfg lol
or suprise microtransactions
Nah, it is surprise investing. You invest a quarter and you might receive a return on investment. But you have to keep investing those quarters.
I love this comment so much😂😂😂
"I'm not lying. I'm just changing facts" - EA 2019
Consequence No. 62 that also applies to Bethesda.
Who was it that coined the term 'alternate facts'? Are they working for EA now?
BF5 no lootboxes!! Oh no that wasn't a lie that was a plottwist.
It’s not murder it’s surprise take away of life
I didn’t kill my boss. I gave him a surprise retirement
A suprise permanat retirement from life
It's a surprise vacation
[ *BOSSU* ] [ *RETIRED* ]
@CaseNLM if its EA it would be a surprise trip to hell
Cant believe no one made a blade runner early retirement joke here
Judge: You are being sentenced for murdering a newborn
Me: It's not murdering it's spawn kill
*Too dark*
Even Anti-Vaxx would’ve been better.
Holy shit🤣🤣😆🤣🤣
Dark. But I like it. Made me laugh way more than it should. 😂
Ah, you were just camping. It's ok then.
This is a good one
Serial killer?
No i prefer the term "surprise population control expert"
Militarization? No, it's called "surprise preperations" - Hitler recruiting troops despite the treaty.
Thats genocide
@@haruhisuzumiya6650 no that one is surprise human resource management
Scammer? More like partial time private money collector.
Ok fuck that one got me lmao
Casinos: "Oh... yeah. We don't have slot machines... they're surprise donations."
Same concept, but different scenario. The biggest issue is that video games are available to anyone whereas slot machines have an 18+ policy.
@@blackmanwhitesuit more like people tend to ignore the ratings video games get and buy their kids M for Mature video games instead of T for Teen or Lower Ratings when it's meant for Mature audiences 17 and Up
@@TicTac-vk3li Heh, I can confirm that. I do think that consumers are not very smart about things, but to take advantage of that is predatory in nature.
@@TicTac-vk3li Well, yea the parents are to blame in *some* situations, but then you have ex-gambling addicts who are looking to video games as a source of entertainment where gambling practices do NOT exist, and then end up being taken advantage of *S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E--M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S*.
I stand corrected. Anyways, thinking back now, I just realized/remembered that there are other games with "simulated gambling" that aren't rated M. Such as games like Jetpack Joyride. But why are we making a fuss about this loot crate business anyways? Isn't it basically the same as Alpha Packs in Rainbow Six Siege? Hell there are actual gambling machines in other video games in Borderlands 2 or even Payday 2. But hey, that's my opinion on the matter anyways
LMFAOOOOO when he said, "How do you plead to murder?"
"It's not murder, it was a surprise funeral"
This joke line from Monty Python’s Piranha Brothers sketch now feels so disturbingly close to reality...
Criminologist: “It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... I'm sorry. *After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.* Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.”
(In fact, EA’s recent line might actually be even more ludicrous, since the criminologist character at least acknowledges “murder” and “extroverted suicide” as the same thing)
this comment is gangsta LOL
Bahahahha
burnttoastbrain that got me in the Funny Gut that’s for sure!! XD
@@markcobuzzi826 8e12rw33rqfwwqwa3afevee4awsaefgawrsweknlmmmmmmm 9p
"Kinder eggs is for collecting the small toy inside and that's it
Did you really forget about eating the chocolate first?
Ironically I used to chuck ‘em in the garbage can
You can sell complete kinder collections on e-bay and make a profit.
While I disagree with what they're doing... no one really gets kinder eggs for the chocolate, do they?
@@stephenlee306 Eating the chocolate is more enjoyable than opening a shitty FIFA pack :)
The chocolate is delicious
"It wasn't a murder, it was surprise funeral!" Alright, this made my day
He just got a sub for this. 😂
spilled my drink too
Ender CorePL Same I died when I heard that
''Officer that's not
pedophilia , that's just early access''
-EA
Oof
Why does this not have 2k likes?
Oh no
nice
wtf
“It’s not murder, its a surprise funeral”
This made my whole year
Absolutely lost it when he said that...
it's not drugs it's surprise treats
It's not cannibalism it's surprise sausage!
Its not kidnapping it’s a surprise Uber
I lost it when he said that.
EA: Stop pirating our games!
Me: It's just a surprise full demo copy of your games, chill
Its not piracy, its surprise ownership.
And the dlc will be 1000 dollars
If EA was a hospital:
“It’s not cancer, it’s a surprise cell growth”
Very funny!!!!!!
No.
lmao, thats messed up man, and I can't stop laughing about it!
Coolio “it’s not crippling depression, it is surprise sadness.”
@@Gayhan- At least my medication for "surprise madness" wasn't in a loot box lol
Me: Here's my money.
EA: This money is counterfeit.
Me: SURPRISE!!
Me: Subversion you didnt see that coming!
LMBO!!!!
It's not counterfeit, it's creative reproduction!
Surprise MOOLAH!!!
Like Kinder Eggs? Huh...
"So now pay 60$ for this egg , then I'll give you an container with something for measly 100 crystals. Wait, you don't have crystals? That's ok, just give me 20$ and I'll give you 1000 crystals. Oh you can buy multiple, for this one, pay us 10*more, you'll get 10 of them.
Aww look, you got this toy twice *smash*, oh look, now it's in shards"
Yep, absolutely the same, no difference whatsoever
Police: "Did you steal that car?"
Suspect: "I didn't steal the car, it was just a surprise borrowing."
kamakazeguy police: “did you shoot this man?”
Me: “No I just gave him a surprise hole”
kamakazeguy
“Sir, did you just sell that man drugs?”
“No, I just gave him surprise happiness.”
Friend: "Did you spike that person's drink?"
Me: "No, I just gave them a surprise sleeping aid."
Police: "did you rape this woman?"
EA: "no,it was a surprise one night stand"
*Guy 1 slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: "Why'd you hit me?"
Guy 1: "I didn't slap you, you were in the way of my hand"
No no, it's a surprise high five.
That wasn't a robbery; that was a surprise withdrawal.
Yong, I love you.
Yong: keep digging that hole EA.
EA: that's not a hole it's a surprise ditch.
Cheng Khang it’s not a hole, it’s a dinosaur-extincting meteor’s crater
It's not a hole, it's our money holding pit.
EA: It's not a hole, that's our mother's vagina.
EA: It's not a hole, it's hell's entry
a surprise 6ft hole i nthe ground with E.A Games on a stone slab above it rofl
"Are you cheating?"
"No I'm surprise copying"
"Are you pirating?"
"No, I'm just getting a surprise discount."
Blue Warden yes
Did you cut this man's throat?
No, sir, I gave him a surprise smiley.
*throws surprise conffety in your face*
"are you cheating?"
"no. I'm surprise dating"
It's like saying rape is a
"Suprise Random Act of Affection!"
surprise sex
TIom Member it’s not rape, it’s a struggle snuggle
@@SmoothGorilla B R U H You're right
Surprise buttsecks
*Surprise Violation*
“That wasn’t a robbery, that was a surprise withdrawal” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God that's good lol
"Surprise Withdrawal" ... also what China is doing right now.
FBI:Did you kidnap a little girl?
Ped0:No,It's "surprise adoption"
FBI: okay then,I would like to introduce to you "surprise detention"
Surprise back hug
@UFHoee no, it will be called surprise prostate exam with a penis.😂
@@therealgamer619 and It's also not jail,It's a "surprise relocation facility"
wow im dead
@@rgggtv1451 no,you just got surprise endgame
"Why did you key my car!?"
"I didn't key it, I gave it a surprise repaint."
More like permanent decals lmfao
@BlackThursday29GER nfs MW
This video still holds up two years later. YongYea had a field day with this
"Did you just crash your car?"
"No sir, it was suprise-parking."
"Did you have to pay for parking?"
"No, I got surprise parking!"
Don't worry, we'll send your car to be... fixed... by... "surprise mechanics"...
Don't worry EA, I don't pirate your games.
I use "surprise distribution."
haha
Hahahaha it dont even sound illeagal
EA: Don't pirate our games! That's stealing!
Me: It's a surprise quality assurance testing.
It's copyright infringement at best.
10/10 comment would read again
Im gonna use that il send you a nickel every time i say it
surprise infinite access demo
Its not stealing
Its a suprise 100%discount
"I disagree with the evidence." I don't think this lady realises how evidence actually works :/
How do they work?
No Name not that way
She would be an amazing lawyer
She does. That's why she cringed after she said sUrpRiSe MeChAnIcS.
She's like Saul Goodman but female
"It's not stab wounds, it's extra pockets"
See how dumb that sounds EA?
All they want to say is damn simple, get away from the law unscathed, hopefully the adults in the room are not gamers, they're defeated in Belgium, so they want to make sure they keep their golden goose alive in other countries.
EA can't understand that. They're bunch of rich idiots.
"surprise ventilation"
28 stab wounds
It’s not really dumb though, changing language can keep somebody from going to jail. In the Hillary debacle , they changed her crime from “gross negligence” to “extremely careless” a non crime. Yes the logic doesn’t make sense but this is how wealthy and powerful corporations avoid the law.
"It's not murder, it's a surprise funeral"
"It's not a bank robbery, it's a surprise withdrawal"
Those lines had me laughing so hard.
Its not rape, its a surprise cuddle
Eduardo Zepeda it’s not rape, it’s a surprise trauma!
@Jack Stucki suprise
buttseks
That shit had me crackin up
You got it wrong judge I have a logical confession "It's not kidnapping the child, it's a surprise adoption"
It's not grave robbing, it's archeology
*surprise* archeology
@@mrmee6148 It's not grand theft auto. It's surprise repossession.
It's not rape it's surprise sex
This one is a bit fuzzy to be honest
@@Andreych95 It's not fuzzy, it's mediocre fluffy
I´m at a point, that i just wish EA goes bankrupt!
They won’t, sadly. It’s because they buy small game studios and use their products or bury them.
They are basically the equivalent of Disney but for videos games
Game companies tried lootboxes, and now greedy people have seen the profit margins and wont have it any other way. In most cases, blame the big Corporations that rule America and the world and fund said devs instead of people who get paid to work in sometimes slave-like conditions. R* and 2k games (nba, wwe) are owned by the same megacompany Taketwo Interactive. Dont blame the little guys. Blame the pioneers of microtransactions and funders of these companies whose greed backs these copy and paste trash tier recycles that are transparently just money farms. Boycott and keep talking or nothing will change either. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
Don't buy any of their games and spread the word and eventually they will. Eventually most governments are planning to ban loot boxes in games and that will be a huge blow to EA crippling them and slowly but surely their company will go down hill with the known bad reputation.
Everybody needs to stop buying everything ea makes and puts there name to thats the only way but people will keep buying it unfortunately
It's not bankruptcy
It's surprise unemployment
I didn't think they could top the 'Pride and Accomplishment' comment...
*SURPRISE*
Pride comes before the fall.
Maldus Alver
And they are accomplishing the fall part quite well.
I love how the guy audibly scoffed when she called them "surprise mechanics"
She can't even say any of these statements while making eye contact, shows how much guilt they are holding and how scum they really are.
"We disagree with the evidence."
Oh sure, I guess I can now kill and disagree with any video footage that captured me killing or committing theft.
I kinda feel bad for her...she looks like being forced to be puppets under EA😂
Potato Chips she didn’t need to. She choose her job. Don’t feel sympathy
Mikkel Nielsen I would have just outright screamed
WHAT THE FUCK?
@@potatochips2552 I wouldn't say that, she is fighting for EA a.k.a. her employer so technically she isn't in any better place
Shop Owner: "That guy is stealing"
Robber: "I'm not stealing, I'm surprise borrowing.
"
Arddernog surprise sampling.
Police: You are under arrest for srealing that man's car!
Me: It's not stealing it's surprise change in ownership, officer.
"No sir, that wasn't a virus, it's just a *surprise PC modification* ."
Linus Tech Tips
"That is not a Trojan, that is only suprise information sharing."
No sir it is not a worm it is a suprised insect
Now you made it for Indian scammers way easier.
"Sirr dats jusht a surprise sharing is caring opshion for just a price of $399"
It was a pc surprise mechanic
"Did you murder this man? No, it was a surprise funeral!" Really nailed it with this video man, good job
Loved the little parody there but most of those lines are from jim sterling's top comments section of his video about this topic
You know who also like the element of surprise?
Gambling addicts.
So ture
Or Bill Cosby.
You can tell by her body language, the way she talks and her facial expressions that she’s just making this all up on the spot
Smart girl...
Or she doesn’t believe a word of these bullsh*t script she’s been asked to read.
"Oh, I'm not drunk I'm just under a state of surprise euphoria."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed out loud at that one. Reminds me of those hilarious sovereign citizen videos. "Can you prove that I'm driving? I'm not driving, I'm traveling. "
your drunk go home
i was thinking of something like that before.. " you've been accused of rape. " oh that isn't rape its surprise massaging ":
@@sarttee oh shit
@@sarttee It's not rape, it's just "surprise sex"
"I'm not addicted to gambling, I just like surprises!"
That fits so well with your profile pic XD
Waka waka
Honest truth.
This is gold
EA: *Single player games are dying*
Also EA: *Makes a single player star wars game*
yep and im still not interested. the star wars franchise died when the eu was killed. both battlrefont games were flawed and the episodes are bs. star wars is dead (except for clone wars). Just stop buying ea games. There is always other stuff you can play.
@@loc1123 I completely agree with you, they are indeed fucking up everything which is why I've deleted all of my EA games and/or refunded most of them and got better games
What are you
However, it is a decision, because if EA doesn't make money with this, they will use it to justify not making singleplayer games in the future. So it is a decision to buy or not.
Albino Obama and that’s why Sony killed it this gen, because they focus on great single player experiences as well and don’t rely on peddling gambling and micro transactions.
"Surprise funeral" made my day! Thanks!
When we don't purchase EA's next offerings, it won't be a boycott, it will be a surprise opportunity to rethink their policies.
You mean a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Yong starts""F*** OFF EA"
Me: oh this is gonna be gooooodd
ConAirAmvs it was unexpected but welcomed as i laughed my ass off
Thought the same 😂😂
"A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one."
-Senator Palpatine, too lazy to find where exactly he said it.
Chills, literally chills (peralta voice)
N-no officer, these aren't drugs, they're organic VR games.
Thats good! LOLOL!
You mean surprise high
No, officer! I didn't run him over, I just let him touch my car!
@@OrderOTCB that is also no blood, that is red sweat.
Good one 🤣🤣
“Did you blow up that building”
“No it was a surprise renovation”
Don't you mean "rapid surprise demolition"
Surprise restructuring :-)
@@bytemeah surprise maintenance
@@bytemeah SpaceX adewuately calls it a "rapid unscheduled disassembly"
surprise demolition*
They most evil part is they ARE completely aware the core user base and purchasers of their loot boxes are children.
I don't know of many older/mature gamers that even touch "games" ea release.
There are simply too many better options for entertainment if you do a bit of looking.
Sadly children don't have the skills yet to make these inquiries or choices, their main drive for playing certain games is advertising and peer pressure through streamers/lets players.
And parents sure as shit aren't knowledgeable enough (or strive to be) to help their children play more appropriate games.
What I find scary is these kids are the future generation of gamers, they are being desensitised to these horrible practices and it will be the norm for them moving forward.
When older generations of gamers die off there will be less and less push back to the bastardisation of games, potentially spelling the death of traditional games.
It's getting harder to find games you actually own complete with all content, that isn't also tied to an online server somewhere that you have no control over.
Thankfully Nintendo seems to keep microtransactions out of their console titles, aside from a select few free games like Super Kirby Clash, and some very fairly priced DLC in games like Smash and Splatoon, so there's still a shining light in the darkness in that regard.
God only knows how long that may last, though, and while I have faith that Nintendo isn't prone to changing their "entertainment first" ideology, who knows if the next execs will corrupt the system.
If we are lucky then the older gen will help teach the younger generation
@Thomas Sankara and my 14 year old me
Casual players give EA money, EA continues. Never understood why people play sports games while it is meant to be online.
Yong is officially on EA blacklist.
Well most of us already blacklisted EA on our game library.
Assuming that hasn't already been done *long before*.
I stopped buying from EA ages ago. Only sheeple suckers and apathetic douchebags keep them in business.
Wish everyone would
I can't even play Mass Effect or Dragon Age anymore since I took Origin off my system. EA is on my Blacklist.
And nothing of importance was lost
We're not breaking the law, we're just practicing alternative judition
We're not lying were just changing the facts
We are not crooks, we are just trash human beings
Reported......
For making me laugh so hard I hurt myself.
Hey, EA.
It's not piracy, it's surprise extended demo.
kilmindaro3 Thank you
I love that comment :D
Extended? More like permanent
I was going with "surprise extreme discount"
I nearly spat out my coffee at this comment hah.
*Robs a bank*
"It's not stealing, it's surprise borrowing!"
*robs a house*
Its not robbery its suprise borrowing for life!
“That wasn’t a murder, that was a surprise funeral” this was 10 out of 10 even drop a tear at work
The one that killed me was "That wasn't a robbery, it was a surprise withdrawal." XD
Glad I'm not the only one at work in tears over that statement
Lol
Slavery? No, I prefer the term "surprise involuntary workforce"
Or surprise prisoners with jobs
Abbadon771
I understood that reference
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
H Koizumi Now this is gold
"Surprise internships." Lol
"Surprise Funeral"
I almost spat out my coffee
Quite an optimistic way of looking at life if you think about it. EA may be on to something lol all you need is a rebranding of all the depressing words, emotions and actions and the world will be a better place.
not ur coffee
spat out *^
Surprise Exit of Coffee
I dunno, Kinder eggs are a good metaphor for these surprise mechanics. They're both choking hazards.
Unless you eat all the chocolate first
Only difference is in EA's case I'm choking from the massive smell of bs
@@James.D.B. bs and lies are making my airway shrink by itself
EA CEO: What's the baseball bat for?
Me: It's not to break your kneecaps. It's to give you a surprise reflex test.
😂
EA: Stop piracy.
Pirates: We are not pirating. We are doing surprise re-distribution !?!
This needs to be a meme🤣🤣🤣
Followed by a surprise hospital trip!
Everyone: Do you find loot boxes unethical?
EA: First of all we don't use the L word anymore
What, legal?
Lazrusto Sadow You said the L word!
I am surprised they weren't boggled by the word "ethical". "Hey, can someone look the word 'ethical' up in the dictionary?"
Un-what?
"Surprise withdrawal" had me laughing so much. I love it.
Mine was 'surprise funeral'
I love how that horrible woman, as time went on in that interview, sounded closer and closer to the point of bursting into tears.
Good.
Slot machines aren’t gambling machines, they’re randomised ATMs.
Miracle you made my day
I was drinking when i read this and shot soda from my noise. Honestly im not even mad.
This isn't the start of a lifelong addiction, this is a lifelong hobby!
Randomised ATM machines XD im dead
¡Surprise ATMs!
EA: Stop pirating our games
Me: it's not piracy, it's surprise ownership
Lol.
T’challa: Give dis man a cookie
U sir have made my day
Im wheezing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
These developers and publishers do not want us to pirate their games and yet these developers make terrible games for a full price up front, and they have these loot boxes in our games which can ruin our experience especially in our single player games. I am willing to buy the game in developer and publisher is willing to make a great quality game without any cutting any content and make it part of dlc.
EA: They're not loot boxes, they're surprise mechanics.
Me: I'm not pirating your game, I'm just doing a surprise acquisition.
They’re*, they’re*
am going to pirate their games and give indie devs extra money just to spite them
Why even pirate shitty games?
I love that, i'm going to steal this quote, mate.
@@purval3060 not giving ea the satisfaction of money for unravel or a way out
EA: Single player games are dead
Also EA: We’re proud to announce Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order, a single player game
2017: Single Player Games are dying
2018: Pride and Accomplishment
2019: Surprise Mechanics
Top hits of EA right here....
2020: everyone loves us
@@jaysefgames1155 go to Hell EA!
Screw EA
So Accurate!!! lol
"Surprise withdrawal" Killed me. Please Yong, do not change!
I loved that one myself.
EA: there not Loot Boxed there surprise mechanics.
WWII: It’s not an invasion is a surprise visit.
That made me giggle
Okay this made me spit my drink thank you
A suprise clean of race
Those aren’t nukes those are surprise reset functions
@@breadbug6101 *Surprise hands-on nuclear fission experiment
The first difference I thought of between Kinder Eggs and loot boxes, was that with loot boxes, if you get a duplicate item or an item you really didn't want, the money/resources you spent are lost. With a Kinder Egg... you still get the egg. As in, the chocolate. Personally, as a kid, I wanted them mainly for the chocolate and the toy inside was a BONUS.
"That wasn't a murder, it was a surprise funeral!"
😆
I actually died through that segment. Did not expect this level of comedy from Yong!
Sorry, I meant I actually went to my own surprise funeral.
@Phawnix Mate you need to learn to love yourself
"Did you stab him?"
"Nah i just gave him the knife....really fast"
That's a surprise operation dude
Suprise insertion
Surprise addition of *EXTRA POCKETS*
Man I’ve been loving these type of comments
HEY, Think fast!!!!
Uh not fast enough
Please just go bankrupt already, EA.
Oh, what I meant was "surprise vacation".
Literally that was what I said when I saw what EA did😂
Only I said it in japanese I started learning it one month ago
They never will because of those fucking sports games and the dumb sports fans
They would probably be a lot closer to that if they hadn't released Apex Legends a few months ago.
they are sadly far far from that
Until FIFA 20_ _ tanks - EA isn't going anywhere.
it's not child kidnapping, it's suprise adoption.
"Here at EA, we don't use the term layoffs. We prefer to call it surprise emancipations."
😂😂😂 “ That wasn’t a murder. That was a surprise funeral!”
Gold!!!
It wasnt rape, it was a surprise visit..
If only we could give TH-cam videos gold
Freaking hilarious
Hahaha epic indeed... O wait id rather use the word awesome...
It's not 'Exploiting Children'.....
It's *Kid-Targeted Marketing!*
Surprise Bankruptcy!