2:15 to 2:49 Dalek Darren: "The Feline Creature destroyed the house but she was rewarded." Dalek Donald: "Last time we did that, Matt had us all locked up in the cupboard for an entire WEEK!!!" Dalek Darren: "We should conduct further research into the Feline ability to hypnotize Humans! It may be useful." LOL
Guys, the cat is an animal, and did it on accident. YOU are a highly genetic enhanced race with IQ's off the charts. You should know better than to destroy a house on purpose.
"Humans are weird" Indeed they are.... indeed they are.... Great video, very funny! It made me laugh out loud, something that I rarely do when watching funny videos
2 Years later and I have expanded my collection to 25 Daleks. Now they are called 'The Genesis Conquest Army', because they got too big too be considered a squad. And this Christmas we have incoming members, I'll update it when I know how many Daleks I get.
The line "so the consumption of the coka-cola beverage" had me rolling I don't know why but it was so damn funny! XD Also it's not Christmas until you've spent time with the Daleks of Scratchwwod.
Mattaf Productions 5.6K subscribers At 4:19 to 4:32 (Me speaking in Dalek Scientist voice): "I agree with Dalek Monty.... The Dalek Supreme looks great wearing a really nice Fez Hat don't you think (even if he's wearing it the wrong way since it's on his eye-stalk and not on his head)? Fez's are so 100% COOL!"
***** they are sooooooooooooooooooooo cute mate, have just one video where the daleks are trying to understand the cats, pet vs pet kinda thing, and it leads to them trying to be better companions/pets to u, man this stuff writes itself, need a script, just contact me
***** btw I have my own dalek type series which I need to do more of at some point, called it monleks, ever heard of a puppet show called Mongrels? Rated 15? It's kinda like that so I parodied it, can u check them out, they're all in a folder called dalek videos, the first 3 are pretty shit but they get better when I could be asked to put the effort in :)
@@MattafProductions How many cats do you have? In America where my family and I were born and lived we have a total of originally 14 but we're down to 8 house cats left. We have given each of our cats many nicknames that might make some of you laugh. Here's a list of all eight of our house cats who are still living in our house. Not all of them are very smart. All they do is most of the time is sleep or explore. Smoka Boe - Female Calico who never stops begging to be fed, which is why dad Mark Olberding always has to keep on medicatting her every morning and night so she doesn't overeat. Issac/Little Issac/Kitty Kitty Dumb Dumb the 2nd - a 4 year old very young Male part Persian. He always is a curious little cat who often thinks he is trapped behind the door. Rusty/Mr. Naughty/Big Bully - he's a big orange/whitish Male Persian who thinks he owns our house. Tiny/Tiny May - she's a small grouchy old Female Tortoiseshell cat. She's not that big of a cat. Climber [we mostly just call her Climber for short.] She's a heavy big Female Tortoiseshell cat. She weighs more than Smoka Boe and she likes to sleep on both me and my younger brother's beds. She likes to cling on/Klingon to people. Savra Puffball - She's a Female part Persian that's the 5 or 6 year old sibling to Skittie who is the brother to Savra. Skittie/Skitter's is a young Male part Persian who is the 5 or 6 year old brother to Savra. Locket is a young male black cat who has a white patch on his chest! He thinks he's being chased by demons. He appears to be confused and very nervous because we think he has nightmares/visions! Ronan/Mr Puma/Rone Nini - he is a large sand colored yellowish/orangish striped cat who is always picked on by the other cats.
wasn't the reason the dates with change to sometime in December because some months were added to the year sometime later I know for a fact August was added because of Augustus Caesar
2:15 to 2:49 Dalek Darren: "The Feline Creature destroyed the house but she was rewarded."
Dalek Donald: "Last time we did that, Matt had us all locked up in the cupboard for an entire WEEK!!!"
Dalek Darren: "We should conduct further research into the Feline ability to hypnotize Humans! It may be useful." LOL
Guys, the cat is an animal, and did it on accident. YOU are a highly genetic enhanced race with IQ's off the charts. You should know better than to destroy a house on purpose.
2:24 I was laughing so hard when Donald said that they had actually done that
XD
Well Donald, your race is highly advanced and should know better
"Humans are weird"
Indeed they are.... indeed they are....
Great video, very funny! It made me laugh out loud, something that I rarely do when watching funny videos
I love their analysis of the Christmas commercials it's very funny me and my eight Daleks (The Cult of Genesis) had a great Christmas.
2 Years later and I have expanded my collection to 25 Daleks. Now they are called 'The Genesis Conquest Army', because they got too big too be considered a squad. And this Christmas we have incoming members, I'll update it when I know how many Daleks I get.
4:14.
I feel for ya.
Any videos with Daleks singing Christmas carols? That would be pure gold!
2:51 dalek logic, lol.
Why did the human not give the old man an oxygen tank
XD
The line "so the consumption of the coka-cola beverage" had me rolling I don't know why but it was so damn funny! XD
Also it's not Christmas until you've spent time with the Daleks of Scratchwwod.
EXPLAIN!
Mattaf Productions
5.6K subscribers At 4:19 to 4:32 (Me speaking in Dalek Scientist voice): "I agree with Dalek Monty.... The Dalek Supreme looks great wearing a really nice Fez Hat don't you think (even if he's wearing it the wrong way since it's on his eye-stalk and not on his head)? Fez's are so 100% COOL!"
The old John Lewis adverts. Brings back memories
I love the Daleks watching TV and criticising the commercials that’s so hilarious! 😆
Hahaha LOVE this channel, such a nice, friendly, cozy, Dalek community! Wish I could make videos this good!
So Jesus taught the humans to be nice to each other?
Yes.
And that is why they had him killed?
XD
Also there is theory about cats having hypnotizing abilities is somewhat logical because I can't seem to stop staring at my cat. :D
I was expecting the present to be tea but then it was a fez and ok XD
Hilarious, every bit of this.
I love you daleks 😍😍😍😘😘😘
I kinda want these toys cause their lights glow
Dalek Darren and Dalek Donald are awesome.
loved this mate high five ✋
Fantastic comedy!!! 😂
Merry Christmas!
when did u get a cat?
+Rory Stock I've always had cats! =)
***** they are sooooooooooooooooooooo cute mate, have just one video where the daleks are trying to understand the cats, pet vs pet kinda thing, and it leads to them trying to be better companions/pets to u, man this stuff writes itself, need a script, just contact me
***** btw I have my own dalek type series which I need to do more of at some point, called it monleks, ever heard of a puppet show called Mongrels? Rated 15? It's kinda like that so I parodied it, can u check them out, they're all in a folder called dalek videos, the first 3 are pretty shit but they get better when I could be asked to put the effort in :)
+Mattaf Productions CATS?
@@MattafProductions How many cats do you have? In America where my family and I were born and lived we have a total of originally 14 but we're down to 8 house cats left. We have given each of our cats many nicknames that might make some of you laugh. Here's a list of all eight of our house cats who are still living in our house. Not all of them are very smart. All they do is most of the time is sleep or explore.
Smoka Boe - Female Calico who never stops begging to be fed, which is why dad Mark Olberding always has to keep on medicatting her every morning and night so she doesn't overeat.
Issac/Little Issac/Kitty Kitty Dumb Dumb the 2nd - a 4 year old very young Male part Persian. He always is a curious little cat who often thinks he is trapped behind the door.
Rusty/Mr. Naughty/Big Bully - he's a big orange/whitish Male Persian who thinks he owns our house.
Tiny/Tiny May - she's a small grouchy old Female Tortoiseshell cat. She's not that big of a cat.
Climber [we mostly just call her Climber for short.] She's a heavy big Female Tortoiseshell cat. She weighs more than Smoka Boe and she likes to sleep on both me and my younger brother's beds. She likes to cling on/Klingon to people.
Savra Puffball - She's a Female part Persian that's the 5 or 6 year old sibling to Skittie who is the brother to Savra.
Skittie/Skitter's is a young Male part Persian who is the 5 or 6 year old brother to Savra.
Locket is a young male black cat who has a white patch on his chest! He thinks he's being chased by demons. He appears to be confused and very nervous because we think he has nightmares/visions!
Ronan/Mr Puma/Rone Nini - he is a large sand colored yellowish/orangish striped cat who is always picked on by the other cats.
wasn't the reason the dates with change to sometime in December because some months were added to the year sometime later I know for a fact August was added because of Augustus Caesar
I love the toys you uz. I wish that i had this.
Still scarier then what Moffat did
Very good, loved it ^_^
So JeSuS tAuGhT tHe HuMaNs To Be NiCe To EaCh OtHeR
yEs
aNd ThAt Is WhY tHeY HaD hIm KiLlEd
If anybody wants to know the reason Christmas is set in December is because it is basically just a rip-off of Roman Saturnalia celebrations
merry Christmas⛄❄🎅🎅
is there going to be a new years video?
Priceless!
What happened to the cat's eye?
Im delirious again :D
Where did you get those daleks
why does the daleks sound different
Dalek Supreme needs 3 fezs. #Merry Christmas
Very talented ❤
this was hilarious
also, I have a fez exactly like that!
How do you make the dalek voices? I want to make monty's 'would you care for some tea' to be my phone ringtone x3 and maybe some other sentences *_*
My vision, is impaired I cannot see
There is a dalek on le tree xD
Hey Mattaf did you always have a dog?
so you have a cat and dog?
*docter* WHERES MY FEEZZ
Wooo 148 views!!!! and posted 2 hours ago
daleks could get so funny smetimes
dear Derek do daleks ever get bored and use an entertaining system
Lol
He is real
Lol