At the 5:30 time mark? "You're on fire today"...."It must be the WD-40 interacting with my humor inhibitors." Lol. 🙂😊🤣😂🥰❤❤ Hysterical beyond words!!! Thank you!!
I loved the Whovian talk Darren and Donald had. Awesome video Matt! Also, I hope the Doctor Who Christmas special was good for you if you’ve watched it
Mattaf Productions 5.6K subscribers (At 3:15 to 3:36 ) Dalek Donald: "That's just SILLY! Steam Trains cannot FLY!!!" Dalek Darren: "Right! And don't give me that RUBBISH about Christmas Magic! It's all a ploy to get parents to buy their descendants more STUFF!" lol
LMAO as always. How come Britain gets all the good holiday commercials? Most of ours here in the US kinda suck. Merry Christmas Matthew+Cult of Scratchwood PS: YOUR CATS ARE SO ADORABLE!!!
"Steam engines cannot fly!" If a dalek isn't there, it didn't happen. (Still, it would have been fun to see one serving drinks on the Orient Express.) Jelly Babies, anyone?
Mattaf Productions 5.57K subscribers (At 7:01 to 7:33 ) Dalek Darren: [while he and Donald are watching a Christmas Commercial] "ASDA ON THE OTHER HAND, IS HIGHLY INEFFICIENT. LOOK AT THE WORKFORCE. THEY ARE CLEARLY ENJOYING THEIR WORK TOO MUCH." Dalek Donald: "THEY SHOULD GET SOME ROBO-MEN TO SORT THEM OUT! MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!" Dalek Darren: "WE HAVEN'T USED ROBO-MEN IN CENTURIES!" Dalek Donald: "WELL THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH IN MY DAY!" Dalek Darren: [teasing] "YES! BUT IN YOUR DAY, THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE TO THE DALEK EMPIRE, WAS YOUR IN-ABILITY TO CLIMB THE STAIRS!" Dalek Donald: [fake laughing, while constantly getting sick and tired of classic Dalek puns/jokes] "OH! HA HA HA!!!!" LOL
At last, another Scratchwood video. But the code, the code in the Xmas Carol - not understood. Please see guidance of your Dalek superior - currently known as feline domestic us ( your comments on said superiors has not gone un-noticed) ;)
"I aim to please; also to kill things." "Very clever." "I came up with it, myself." "I think you've had enough WD40 today." "I can quit whenever I want." "Well, they were good enough in my day." "Yes, but in your day, the biggest obstacle to the Dalek Empire was your inability to climb the stairs." _~gigglesnort~_ Perfect! But, of course, one of them _had_ to be a NMD. 🙄😒 _~sigh~_ Obligatory like and comment left for the care and feeding of the Almighty Algorithm, of course. ❤️❤️
"He's had a tough day! He's been awake for nearly four hours!"
Sassy Daleks are the best Daleks.
I strongly agree!
With all these Daleks going around screaming their words, God knows how you even get any sleep
"Steam trains cannot fly!"
Tell that to the orient express
It's official: Daleks are the cutest super villains in the universe.
Agreed.
Daleks and cute should never go together
Omfg! This is hilarious. Even Daleks joke about the state of DW and what the Beeb has turned it into. I was in hysterics.
To the daleks reading: Beats are cute in the eyes of humans, do they put them in the advertisment
At the 5:30 time mark? "You're on fire today"...."It must be the WD-40 interacting with my humor inhibitors." Lol. 🙂😊🤣😂🥰❤❤ Hysterical beyond words!!! Thank you!!
That was hilarious! Thanks! And Merry Christmas! )
I loved the Whovian talk Darren and Donald had. Awesome video Matt! Also, I hope the Doctor Who Christmas special was good for you if you’ve watched it
08:10 ‘He’s going to ruin Doctor Who’
Who knew that the Daleks were Physic
Physic isn't even a word. And no, they weren't, as nothing was ruined. No one wants you NMDs around. Seriously. Buh-bye.
@@MaryAnnNytowl He literally retconned the ENTIRE history of the show with the ‘Timeless Children’ crap
finally, a new dalek sketch. make these sketches more often.
Dalek Donald is perfect!
"chibnall is going to ruin doctor who" Jesus Christ he predicted it. 8:10
Merry Christmas Matt to you and to the cult of scratchwood thanks for giving us something funny involving the daleks again
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5.6K subscribers (At 3:15 to 3:36 ) Dalek Donald: "That's just SILLY! Steam Trains cannot FLY!!!"
Dalek Darren: "Right! And don't give me that RUBBISH about Christmas Magic! It's all a ploy to get parents to buy their descendants more STUFF!" lol
They predicted Doctor Who series 11
YAY THEY’RE BACK.
Merry Christmas Matt!
Have a great Christmas matt
LMAO as always.
How come Britain gets all the good holiday commercials? Most of ours here in the US kinda suck.
Merry Christmas Matthew+Cult of Scratchwood
PS: YOUR CATS ARE SO ADORABLE!!!
"Steam engines cannot fly!" If a dalek isn't there, it didn't happen. (Still, it would have been fun to see one serving drinks on the Orient Express.)
Jelly Babies, anyone?
Daleks do not climb stairs! Daleks level the building!
merry christmas
Most funniest video so far X)) oh and matt when is Derek the dalek mod coming to fallout who Vegas?
Marry Christmas
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5.57K subscribers (At 7:01 to 7:33 ) Dalek Darren: [while he and Donald are watching a Christmas Commercial] "ASDA ON THE OTHER HAND, IS HIGHLY INEFFICIENT. LOOK AT THE WORKFORCE. THEY ARE CLEARLY ENJOYING THEIR WORK TOO MUCH."
Dalek Donald: "THEY SHOULD GET SOME ROBO-MEN TO SORT THEM OUT! MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!"
Dalek Darren: "WE HAVEN'T USED ROBO-MEN IN CENTURIES!"
Dalek Donald: "WELL THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH IN MY DAY!"
Dalek Darren: [teasing] "YES! BUT IN YOUR DAY, THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE TO THE DALEK EMPIRE, WAS YOUR IN-ABILITY TO CLIMB THE STAIRS!"
Dalek Donald: [fake laughing, while constantly getting sick and tired of classic Dalek puns/jokes] "OH! HA HA HA!!!!" LOL
Happy Dalek holidays
Nice !!!
At last, another Scratchwood video. But the code, the code in the Xmas Carol - not understood. Please see guidance of your Dalek superior - currently known as feline domestic us ( your comments on said superiors has not gone un-noticed) ;)
Superiority tier
1. Cats
2. Daleks
3.Stairs
4.Old Daleks
5. Everything Else
Wonderful! 😂😂
Wd40, that gets a like from me. Also, are you the crazy cat lady now?
Hi I have been looking for dalek voice pro for a while and was wondering if you were able to send me it at all please??
Dear Derek where is the imperial dalek
Donald probably accidentally killed him during a civil war flashback.
“Steam trains can’t fly” says the racist alien octopus driving a tank.
yeay
I bought a rc dalek because I watched this
Lmao this was funny
i aspire to be you and befriend a lot of daleks
"I aim to please; also to kill things."
"Very clever."
"I came up with it, myself."
"I think you've had enough WD40 today."
"I can quit whenever I want."
"Well, they were good enough in my day."
"Yes, but in your day, the biggest obstacle to the Dalek Empire was your inability to climb the stairs."
_~gigglesnort~_
Perfect!
But, of course, one of them _had_ to be a NMD. 🙄😒 _~sigh~_
Obligatory like and comment left for the care and feeding of the Almighty Algorithm, of course.
❤️❤️
Funny asfXD
Can you do a video with the call of duty limited edition tiger 1 if you can find it over there
Lol
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