Xbox Live Messages are Vile

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  • @staticystars
    @staticystars 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    "be true to yourself ya queer" is my favorite line I've heard all week

  • @YeOleJester
    @YeOleJester 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1392

    “Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage” has to be one of my favorite XBOX Live insults of all time.

    • @yk-its-zain
      @yk-its-zain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      stolen comment

    • @noratsuki42
      @noratsuki42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@@yk-its-zain it's a popular meme at this point, the likelihood that this person just also saw it and thought it was funny is pretty likely

    • @YeOleJester
      @YeOleJester 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@yk-its-zainI DIDNT EVEN REALIZE, IM SO SORRY

    • @yk-its-zain
      @yk-its-zain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@noratsuki42 that's fair lol

    • @yk-its-zain
      @yk-its-zain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@YeOleJester nah you good lmao keep the comment

  • @b1on1k638
    @b1on1k638 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +976

    A personal favorite of mine that I like to use is “I would ask if your friends even like playing against you, but that would imply you have friends.”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @DccToon
      @DccToon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@p-__ that's not an Xbox live insult! 🚫

    • @NakaharaChuuya_SKK
      @NakaharaChuuya_SKK 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      thats great 😂

    • @l1luch1ha62
      @l1luch1ha62 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not even gonna lie that's really too nice to be in the xbox live chat or party and compared to 360 thats holy fr 😭

    • @Arthur-iv8em
      @Arthur-iv8em 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ghehethegegbebegbegbegbegegegbegegebgegbegegegebgegbegebgbege hethegeh trethergrrbwr fr

  • @tophmerc
    @tophmerc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +911

    “Ok, now before we end this interview, we’re gonna need to do a online background check.”
    “Never mind, I don’t want the job.”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @tophmerc
      @tophmerc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@p-__I compared them and no yours is not as good.

    • @Alexus00712
      @Alexus00712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      ​@@p-__on what grounds are you comparing them? Loudness? How smelly they are? How long they are? How good they sound? How well tuned they are in pitch, and all of that other music theory stuff? Like just saying better is not enough.. You need to quantify on what grounds they're better, how they're better, and why they're better..

    • @aidenkarma3844
      @aidenkarma3844 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@Alexus00712wtf LMAO

    • @kazumakiryu2924
      @kazumakiryu2924 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@Alexus00712 bro just roasted a bot

  • @Flourboy679
    @Flourboy679 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +856

    Someone once told me that my grandpa should've just died in Vietnam so that i never would've been born after i trickshotted him in call of duty...i was 11

    • @notchpoodles5864
      @notchpoodles5864 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      That’s such an oddly specific (and really mean) insult

    • @Flourboy679
      @Flourboy679 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notchpoodles5864 after he said that I snuck up behind him and stuck c4 on his ass

    • @NovaCrawlerGlazer
      @NovaCrawlerGlazer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Damn, that sucks, I would have personally replied with "Well, if my grandpa had died, maybe you'd be better at the game cause I'm not here" or sum like that, I was a dumb kid

    • @Flourboy679
      @Flourboy679 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@NovaCrawlerGlazer that's legitimately a fire reply

    • @NovaCrawlerGlazer
      @NovaCrawlerGlazer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Flourboy679 Thanks

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    Legit one day I was playing Halo: Reach. At the time I was 20, on a bunch of opiates and doing Firefight. Talkative 13 year old in the lobby is just trying to make friends, but nobody has mic or wants to engage. I plug my mic in and we just chat. He starts sticking close to me and we end up Army of Two'ing that fight while the quiet duo just keeps getting slaughtered. We barely clutch a victory. He's like " You're fun (My account name) - can I please add you? " - before the round ends and we get sent our different ways.
    So, I sent him a friend invite, then I actually helped find him a good friend group of teenagers and I was like " Remember how you were struggling to find buddies? Look at you now. " - and he was just so excited to have people close to his age that waned to talk about movies, shows, Halo lore- it was great and it felt awesome to help a kid socially struggling. He had been so self conscious and nervous and I was like " There's your problem. You care too much about what jerks may say. They can just mute you if they don't like it. It's not hard. Don't be afraid to chat. Be friendly and friendly people will flock to you. "
    Sure enough, I think he currently runs a small clan on Halo MCC specifically for " We just chill in party chat, game and make jokes. "
    Super happy with how that ended. I thankfully never got into trash talking people on Xbox Live, just admitting when someone got the better of me and almost always they'd go " Nah man, you're better than me at some things. I'm sorry, but you're seriously still really good and it was a good fight. " - Because nobody sensible wants to be the douchey winner.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      man, i wish i had someone like you when i was younger

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Man, you just unlocked some memories of the kind shit i did back in my hydro popping days that legit make me feel a bit less like I was a complete waste of human life back then. Like, I dunno why I wouldn't have remembered that shit, but being reminded of it should work as a deterrent next time my asshole brain decides to go "hey, remember how you wasted your potential in life by fuckin up the years of transitioning into adulthood?"

  • @HellStreak
    @HellStreak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    Real convo in a public lethal company I overheard about me
    “Complement her on her humming it’s rizz”
    “oh okay…. YO ARE YOU HOLDING A WHISK? LIKE A WOMAN IN A KITCHEN”
    “bro that’s not what I said to do”

    • @thegalacticfederation1212
      @thegalacticfederation1212 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Well... Did it work? lol

    • @RattlesIsHere
      @RattlesIsHere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LOOLLL

    • @HellStreak
      @HellStreak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@thegalacticfederation1212 nah im a lesbian but it made me laugh

  • @NovaCrawlerGlazer
    @NovaCrawlerGlazer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    "Sad, alone, and probably 12 years old" Weren't we all?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts

    • @NovaCrawlerGlazer
      @NovaCrawlerGlazer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@p-__ Interesting. Very interesting

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      AREN'T we all?

    • @ZaynIsLameish
      @ZaynIsLameish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__ proof?

  • @DustyBoxington
    @DustyBoxington 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    Flashback to when my brother called me gay over Xbox messages six years ago like how did he know before me?????

    • @cat-cam-87
      @cat-cam-87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      you probably have a telekinetic brother

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He's a medium.

    • @ShortSpark756
      @ShortSpark756 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does his clotges size have to do with this lol ​@@purplepedantry

    • @tumultoustortellini
      @tumultoustortellini 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Gaydar OD

    • @noggin4848
      @noggin4848 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@cat-cam-87telepathic*

  • @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane
    @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    That thumbnail brings back distant memories of receiving messages from angry players in Halo 3 lobbies.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane
      @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@p-__ uhhh, that is a matter of opinions; of which I have none related to the subject matter you mentioned.

    • @liamhaldenby5504
      @liamhaldenby5504 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2012 black ops 2 lobbies were basically the beaches of normandy

  • @Queen_Coda
    @Queen_Coda 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    I forgot kwite has gender disease so when they said “us ladies” I looked up from my 3ds in confusion

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      of course they have green hoodie and pronouns. or something

    • @MythicMachina
      @MythicMachina 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      This comment was a sucker punch, I can tell you that much

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      >3ds video browser
      Based.

    • @elemator-dude
      @elemator-dude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Now hold the fuckin picto chat

    • @moltengears7483
      @moltengears7483 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ? Huh

  • @zacky_winkle
    @zacky_winkle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    i met a dude when i was in 3rd grade on a cruise ship, i started the first ever convo with “so fo yall play fortnite? what do you think about the grappler?” it eventually led up to me asking for their usernames before we left the cruise, we’re 16 now and meet every summer, and it wouldn’t have happened without fortnite

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Goddamn, fortnight actually did something good for once other then killing my braincells!

  • @r4wrImabee
    @r4wrImabee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    the whole starting segment of messages to women reminded me of something someone I'd never met before said to me, LAST NIGHT, in an Xbox party. I literally said "Hello" and immediately was met with "Is that a dishwasher I hear?"
    :']

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    One time two of my friends who lived next door in an apt, had their headsets plugged in but not on their heads. And i dunno if they thought they needed to be on their heads to work or not but they where screaming obscene shit at eachother through the wall, and their plugged in headsets, that werent on their heads picked up everything they screamed at each other. Said a bunch of trigger words and despite being in a public lobby with multiple strangers, and so many people they could have gotten into arguments with got both their accounts banned for a week for the convo they where yelling at each other through the wall. The transcript was wild lmao

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @stevo8826
      @stevo8826 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Leak the transcript

    • @cat-cam-87
      @cat-cam-87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Leak the transcript

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Leak the transcript

  • @Tuxfanturnip
    @Tuxfanturnip 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    fun fact: none of the visible characters in the "effective. Power" text actually cause the effect, it's just a bunch of alternating control characters at the end that change from left-to-right text to right-to-left and back so many times the OS loses track of where the period at the end is supposed to go

  • @kokuhakuqiun4215
    @kokuhakuqiun4215 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    This is back in the day when insults and roasts where Original and Personal in their purest forms nowadays we just parrot insults at each other 😂😂

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @yaboiandrew2058
      @yaboiandrew2058 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@p-__Ironic

  • @hello.kitty.
    @hello.kitty. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +779

    Wait nvm you’re right

  • @anaisgarcia4131
    @anaisgarcia4131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    That thumbnail was brutal

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @LifetimeThiccness
      @LifetimeThiccness 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fucking bots. Why do they even bother at this point?

    • @TheREAL_WatermelonCat
      @TheREAL_WatermelonCat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My urine is better than kwites urine​@@p-__

  • @themysticarcher3313
    @themysticarcher3313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    8:39 as a girl, if I received this message, I’d laugh my ass off

  • @Meeegl
    @Meeegl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve had the thought of that first one an absurd amount of times to the point where it disrupted my sleep schedule

  • @charliecharmander3213
    @charliecharmander3213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Dude I’m so excited to see the new long form video. I mean, I love your hilarious content, but it’s nice to see you making videos on stuff that you’re super passionate about.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @ALUCARD-yb1ut
      @ALUCARD-yb1ut 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@p-__ nope. No they are not.

    • @charliecharmander3213
      @charliecharmander3213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@p-__ according to the newest video on the kwote channel and kwite’s confession about his farts, they probably aren’t lmao

  • @Tytytiger2
    @Tytytiger2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:55 this happens to my dad sometimes we’re playing together and the other person always sounds so sorry for it

  • @PilotSolaris
    @PilotSolaris 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    11:52 God-damn! I wasn't expecting that reality check.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @noratsuki42
    @noratsuki42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    I was already watching a Kwite video when this was uploaded.
    I might have a problem.

    • @sleepyspacefrog
      @sleepyspacefrog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      same 💀

    • @noratsuki42
      @noratsuki42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@sleepyspacefrog nice, we have matching issues

    • @sleepyspacefrog
      @sleepyspacefrog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@noratsuki42 yeah sounds like we share similar mental disorders

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @Black_Cattt2.0
      @Black_Cattt2.0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wtf ​@@p-__

  • @I-Stole-Your-Toast700
    @I-Stole-Your-Toast700 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My fav thing to do when I get insulted in a video game by someone is to just send very weird and cryptic messages like,
    "The light is gone"
    "the voices are quiet"
    "They are here"
    "they're getting closer"
    "what is the purpose of existance
    "the fire is gone"
    "57 68 61 74 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 70 75 72 70 6f 73 65 3f"

  • @hewhoisnowhere
    @hewhoisnowhere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:41 that's how i found you!
    3:00 i grew up hearing about the console wars, but tbh i also only grew up w a wii & was only allowed to play either minecraft or cod/zombies offline when on playstation, which after a few years we(older sis who owned the consoles) switched to xbox, so i never really had a strong opinion except that i prefer pc

  • @Wombattlr
    @Wombattlr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Can't wait for "Kwite Thumbnails Kick Booty" in a few years

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @Derping098
    @Derping098 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:17 Blud thinks he’s Dracula

  • @Kaiderussy
    @Kaiderussy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:08 If it's fnaf, i will steal all of your left socks

  • @Grilled-cheeses
    @Grilled-cheeses 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I just burnt my Takitos but, YIPEE KWITE UPLOADED 🎉

    • @squibkib
      @squibkib 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ARE YOU THE TAKITO SHARK MAN???

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @sammydunbar8823
      @sammydunbar8823 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Rip takitos

  • @MrfrogAXN
    @MrfrogAXN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    oh my God, Xbox live messages violate people, damn!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @MrfrogAXN
      @MrfrogAXN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__ proof. 🤓

  • @SoraFan23
    @SoraFan23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Listen people I will say this once again. Back in the late 2000s and early 2010s everything that people said or did on the Internet even through live chats said horrific things. At the time everyone thought it was really funny and it was considered "okay". Nowdays its not really okay to say. So for anyone who is "shocked" by this just so you know you were not around when this was going on.

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Also, the stuff shown in this video is NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD as what was actually sent on a regular basis. Especially if you were perceived as being a girl.

  • @RedVanquish
    @RedVanquish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the generation I grew up with the xbox 360 messenger era. The era that all gamers had thick skin. We were vile disgusting creatures, but we could handle being called slurs.

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    As an Xbox player who has absolutely totally not said completely deplorable things in online games, you can’t find many types of people capable of saying unholy and offensive things on the same scale as an angry xbox player

    • @eyeguydojima7131
      @eyeguydojima7131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You can still find some people fighting in modern warfare 2 every now and then.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @john-lobotomycorporation
      @john-lobotomycorporation 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p-__ stfu nobody cares

  • @xoxo.rottngrrrl
    @xoxo.rottngrrrl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    im studying for a test perfect time for kwite

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @atomicnectar
    @atomicnectar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So happy you came back you’re actually so funny sometimes

  • @wonton2121
    @wonton2121 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My fav xbox experience was “are you are girl?” (me, a girl) “no im just 11” “oh okay, youre doing great buddy ull get there” “thanks.” Terrifying things would happen if I said yes.

  • @CloudySkysDoseNothing
    @CloudySkysDoseNothing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The first ones pfp 💀

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @Cth-kn9
    @Cth-kn9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    0:14 honestly can relate fellow lovecraftian horror

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

    • @Xfrtrex
      @Xfrtrex 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      your comment got stolen by one of those corn bots and got 60 likes 😔

  • @invisible9445
    @invisible9445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Actually so excited for the new video essay the last one was so good :D

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I really wish PS had messages. Imagine all the crazy messages we'd get.

    • @eyeguydojima7131
      @eyeguydojima7131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It had them, it just wasn't as popular.

  • @alexbaker3958
    @alexbaker3958 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I almost watched this in a lull at a social gathering but I overcame the vile urge

  • @linkfan6555
    @linkfan6555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember a log time ago I was playing Halo on 360, and there used to be these Xbox cameras that did exist but only really 0.001% of people had, and I randomly got a message from someone who I had never interacted with, and it was a short video of an extremely overweight woman taking a bath completely naked.
    I was not prepared.

  • @slimetakes2339
    @slimetakes2339 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just wanna point out for that first one, there is no 100% guarantee, sleep is far beyond our full understanding and it may or may not be true since while the "main" part of your brain shuts off, you still remember your dreams, so there's a point to be made that you are still your subconscious and therefore the break in consciousness is not really death.

  • @ΓιάννηςΧΔ-γ7γ
    @ΓιάννηςΧΔ-γ7γ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kwite: calls someone gay.
    God: I’m gonna do what is called a “pro gamer move”.

  • @janlehur4820
    @janlehur4820 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gahd Dang that thumbnail is so COLD! BRR!!

  • @collectpanda3350
    @collectpanda3350 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “It must’ve been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket” is one that always stuck with me

  • @Reetard-uk4vl
    @Reetard-uk4vl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    istg if kwite posts a 2 hour video on the lore of springrap r34

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be hilarious

  • @Thudd224
    @Thudd224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:32 i feel you. I got onto xbox cause everyone in my circle had one. Now

  • @burninsherman1037
    @burninsherman1037 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The bit about feeling bad for shit talking certain people made me think of the time me and my friends, all at like 12 years old, were being toxic as hell in a halo lobby and then it lead to us and a stoned as hell grown ass man from Mexico city spending like two or three hours playing together just for the sake of having a 4v1 roast. In the end, even our stubborn, moronic child asses had to admit he'd won. Dude straight up used his being easily amused to humble us, and we legit wound up just putting our shitty attitudes aside for the sake of just chillin and joking around with the guy after the first 30 minutes or so.

  • @hoshicloverfield
    @hoshicloverfield 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That reminds me of when my brother would get mad at me he would spam me messages similar to some of these randomly.

  • @stopthecapgov
    @stopthecapgov 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact: Assuming Kwite's camera is usually positioned for him to sit at 270°(perfectly vertical), his camera is off angle about 50° counter-clockwise sitting him at 220° throughout the whole video.

  • @coreythepeanut
    @coreythepeanut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ll watch your video on Saturday, Kwite. Pinky promise, man.

  • @wholesome_toad4541
    @wholesome_toad4541 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3 minutes, 895 views…..
    Going strong king! Keep it up

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And then there's me, who, when met with confrontation, will socially retract into myself like a turtle until the danger has left and then spend the next 3 months of my life thinking up comebacks to a situation that has already long since passed.

  • @sleepymoth938
    @sleepymoth938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    literally so fckn hyped for saturday's vid-

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:50 is so real, when i was a little unsupervised 10 year old on the internet i couldn't dish it _or_ take it so whenever someone was mean to me i'd just make like a hognose snake and play dead and hope they felt bad about themselves, i like to think that I've grown even a little bit of a spine since then but i still do that tbh
    i'm so glad i was too poor for xbox live, i would NOT have survived

  • @Thudd224
    @Thudd224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:13 and the fact that you could share your games with your friends

  • @rachellee8533
    @rachellee8533 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m pumped for the long form video

  • @aname4822
    @aname4822 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the Scott the Woz-esque vibe before the last message

  • @SuperHGB
    @SuperHGB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:29 why, why is drooling in quotation marks what does he mean

  • @anmo_669
    @anmo_669 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    so excited to see the long video, kwite!!! can’t wait!!

  • @Shoko_FN
    @Shoko_FN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Oh no the cod lobbies....I can hear them

  • @Theo_the_cat_guy
    @Theo_the_cat_guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That first one was from an episode of marshmallow people by filmcow I think

  • @blazejunior2293
    @blazejunior2293 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Nocontextxboxmessages”
    **proceeds to have context in one of them after not even 5 minutes**

    • @plaguenplay3516
      @plaguenplay3516 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      >go to Nocontextxboxmessages
      >look inside
      >context

  • @brendanleuthner4851
    @brendanleuthner4851 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not him ending the video on "I'm on to you!" Again 😢. I'm too high for this shit!

  • @vortex8637
    @vortex8637 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:03 more beautiful message i read today 🥰

  • @Pacman009
    @Pacman009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:11 playstation had the same features but free on the PS3

  • @redwed6
    @redwed6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I met my best friend from a WaW CoD zombies lobby on PS3. We would talk every day and we've even met up a few times irl (I'm Canadian he's American) and I even went to his wedding and was his best man!

  • @alien.astronaut
    @alien.astronaut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember when I was 11 I wore someone out by being nice/positive. He basically was like “alright well..” and I forgot the rest. It really did hurt but I wasn’t going to let him know that. lol

  • @Thudd224
    @Thudd224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:32 i feel you. I got onto xbox cause everyone in my circle had one. Now i mostly solo queue in ow2, support.

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:23 that’s actually somewhat wholesome.

  • @Faisal-jo5vk
    @Faisal-jo5vk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:59 says: “ I eat the souls of old people that belong to you eating kids that harvest blood cells”

  • @Esitaro3670
    @Esitaro3670 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In one side i'm glad i never played multiplayer games because i don't know how to handle this type of messages...on the other side, i feel like i could have missed the golden era of creative (and not so creative) insults like these

  • @IrideTheProtogen
    @IrideTheProtogen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    busy weekend, kwite video, tadc episode 2 drops, fortnites got may the fourth star wars content, goddamn

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have an Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii in my basement rn. Hooked up to a tv and both of them still work.

  • @Blajah_
    @Blajah_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:56 what the hell did i miss out on

  • @Narrativerse
    @Narrativerse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:03 genderfluid jumpscare

  • @supersillystuffs
    @supersillystuffs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:49 thought they were gonna say it’s the first time they’d ever touched grass

  • @chile_jpg
    @chile_jpg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I always played in the cracked 360 of my dad so fortunately I didn't have to go through that uncomfortable "you're a girl?!" face as a child 👍 (I did when I started using discord tho)

  • @just.another.bi.person
    @just.another.bi.person 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Live,laugh,love Kwite
    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
    🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
    *insert Star spangled banner with eagles in the background*

  • @Zyskr..
    @Zyskr.. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    chat i got the next long form video leaked
    its 5 days of springtrap r34 thats barely censored

  • @madsfiedler3884
    @madsfiedler3884 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    mother kwite is feeding us longform content today?!?!

  • @darklord9581
    @darklord9581 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember a guy with the dragon profile pic and even had a username like “dragondagon” (something dumb like that) and he was saying a whole buncha of racists stuff on black ops 2 for sucking and losing at the guy and I literally sent a msg saying “shut up you suck at cod and keep getting balls dragon on your face” (teabaggin) on search lmao. And also pulled the ole “I’m gonna report your account and banned you” and it frieghten the guy to the point of blocking me but not before sending a apology of “listen man me and my cousin Daryl are just teens joking mannnn” ☠️☠️🤣🤣

  • @SoloQueueSuffering
    @SoloQueueSuffering 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Not to be a freak" proceeds to say the freakiest shit anybody's ever said

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Where did Kwite get that Springtrap figure, it looks sick

  • @randomweeb9179
    @randomweeb9179 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My main memory of xbox 360 is having to get rid of multiple friends right after making them cuz they found out I was a girl and told everyone of their friends I was their gf without realizing they were also my friends. Idk how they thought using a real person would work

  • @JDGtheanimator
    @JDGtheanimator 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:19 someone watched dracula flow 5

  • @Myzteryzstars
    @Myzteryzstars 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact I grew up with an xbox 360 but never had the wonders of xbox live

  • @Omarestois2cool
    @Omarestois2cool 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the people who can’t read Arabic the text says “I feed on the souls of the grown and especially kids like you”

  • @Zelosus
    @Zelosus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When he said it makes the victory seem Hollow it capitalized Hollow in the subtitles so imma just assume the subtitles thought it was Hollow Knight.

  • @Hario338
    @Hario338 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was a nintendo kid and I feel like if I were given xbox live I would have cried myself to sleep

  • @p-__
    @p-__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

  • @paperno3865
    @paperno3865 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:02 I love long form content, cant fucking wait man

  • @XemOut4U
    @XemOut4U 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re gonna do one on sonic Saturday and if not you should definitely do that 💅🥰

  • @nebulaxe1
    @nebulaxe1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:36 how many months?

  • @pluvilude
    @pluvilude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    new long kwyr vudeo 🤯🤯🤯

  • @troggrog9136
    @troggrog9136 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DO you have anymore music on the works? I've been craving your stuff fam.

  • @atomf9143
    @atomf9143 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No wonder he went with that intro after Dracula Flows 5.

  • @cosmotellurianAnomaly
    @cosmotellurianAnomaly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When i had a 360 there was this one kid who confessed his undying love to me in messages. I ghosted him and for the first 5 months of so he was in my xbox360 dms begging,, it was funny but i never touched it again out of fear cause he was kinda crazy