Teddy Roosevelt also used to disappear for weeks at a time driving off into the wilderness w/ his buddies to go hunting and camping and the White House staff would have no clue when he would be back or where he went
He went on safari after hyping up his replacement, Taft. Taft did exactly what Teddy wanted.. but Teddy didn't want, what he got. Teddy was a trust REGULATOR. Taft was a trust BUSTER. This really pissed off Teddy when he got back from safari (Teddy was in bed with Oil, Taft was not) so.. He ran as the Bull Moose Party, and split the Republican vote. Thus, we got Woodrow Wilson, Democrat.
Teddy Roosevelt once got shot during a speech, but instead of stopping it and evacuate he decided to finish the speech and then get to the hospital. Yeah, he *was* a badass.
No, he got shot before the speech but I believe it hit his glasses case, but then decided to not go to the hospital and instead gave one of the longest American presidential speeches ever. Then I think he went to the hospital
Teddy Roosevelt also used to disappear for weeks at a time driving off into the wilderness w/ his buddies to go hunting and camping and the White House staff would have no clue when he would be back or where he went
George W. Carver was an extremely intelligent artist, botonist, holistic 'doctor', agricultural savior, lab scientist, and Speaker for the United States Commission on Interracial Cooperation. He was THAT guy. 💯💥💃❤💪
Also the history of National Parks from Teddy Roosevelt is really interesting. Before the National Park Service, the Buffalo soldiers were protecting National Parks from poachers, etc.
You may be but don't project. American students are reading, writing, and all that at two grade levels above their parents. But rich people want to privatize schools, perhaps the last bastion of public sector.
@@missimperfectlyfine7 , I meant that they're young and DUMB and THAT is what she's right about. I also love books. I've probably read at least a couple of library's worth. I find that attitude of hers appalling. I'm glad that you love books. I hope you read many, of several different varieties. (books like "Twilight" don't count)
lol i have two book shelves full of books that'll prove that one wrong people still read it's just that no books make history sound interesting enough to gauge interest
Sadly both Edith and Woodrow were poor Presidents. They enabled the KKK, invaded Soviet Russia, failed to lobby for the non european nation's right to freedom, failed to give Italy the Irredente lands causing the Rise of Fascism and they/edith couldn't get congress to accept the league of nations.
you could actually argue that they enabled the rise of the KKK and white supremacy since Wilson (don't remember when in the timeline this was so I don't know if it was edith or woodrow) screened Birth of A Nation in the White House
Teddy is my favorite prez of all time. It's thanks to them we have the name of the childhood bedtime friend, the Teddy Bear. He also worked his butt off the stop Monopolies, allowing free enterprise to thrive. He is a great man of American history.
They actually had some of the loosest lip syncing I've ever seen in one of these (tho I haven't seen most yet), but it wound up being equally as funny in its own way.
Yeah.He got the president to give him a drug sheriff badge then on his flight home Elvis wrote the pres.a letter in crayon thanking him for access to all the drugs.But go watch Elvis perform Unchained Melody.At first hes fucked but then you understand why hes the King.
Mate, I can safely say that even as a joke that's dumb as fuck and absolutely untrue. And I hate our history curriculum. But even I know that the entertaining tidbits you get in bite-sized bits of Drunk History =/= what you legitimately learn in school.
Do a drunk history on the 'Golden age of Piracy' perhaps on individuals from that time period like the pirates Blackbeard, Charles Vane, William Kidd, Henry Morgan. maybe do a sires dedicated to that time period covering many of the famous Pirates and Buccaneers. There are so many stories worth telling from that era trust me.
3:28 It's nice to hear a young person say this & not just older people. To be fair, I think our schools' emphasis on STEM has led to less time being spent on history. But yeah, "...we're young & dumb & nobody reads a goddamn book anynore!" Teddy Roosevelt is surely the most colorful, most progressive of all our Presidents, & his face is on Mt. Rushmore. It's unbelievable that people don't know who he is! Why aren't people more curious? If people were curious, then it doesn't matter if our schools fall short on teaching history (or whatever) b/c then people have the motivation to use all the resources available to find out about people, words, places, things, & ideas that interest them for themselves, regardless of any school assignments.
This is 1 of my favorite moments in American history.Win Elvis met Nixonn and became an honorary DEA agent Elvis also gave Nixon a gun and had a another loaded weapon on his person because Elvis wasn't searched by the secret service.Also Elvis was stoned.Doesn't get much better than that.
Brianna Gordy, no. I meant what I typed. If I typed out G*****N, it would be the same amount of lettering. Also, I don’t know why people are triggered by it either. One person wants to explain where I’m allowed to use profanity, and another wants to tell me how to spell without filling in the blanks. 🤷🏽♀️ I was just enjoying the video.
When he threw his hat in the ring a long time ago that's why they're talking about football today the same thing how weird is that that's it that really happened I can't save it then 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
I think i'm in love with the first two women telling history. "Because nobody reads a GODDAMN book anymore!" 2nd woman is like "Let me tell you how fucking dumb government is." xD
I went to a high school named after Woodrow Wilson... and I remember the first thing I noticed ( and also still remember) was the bars on the windows. They also told us that he was a racist and didn’t like kids that had disabilities. Now seeing this snippet of him, idk whether to laugh or feel bad. He wife was a badass though 😂🤣😂😭
7:50 Is that Jack Black? For some reason, the dude just has great timing and I didn't know he was in on this. xD Now HE has to do one, drunk. Damn I want to hear him narrate history while sloshed. PLZ? *bambi eyes*
Teddy Roosevelt once refused to shoot a bear tied to a tree because he considered it cruel. To summarize. Now we call stuffed bears Teddy.
He also went to Africa and shot numerous large mammals.
Teddy Roosevelt also used to disappear for weeks at a time driving off into the wilderness w/ his buddies to go hunting and camping and the White House staff would have no clue when he would be back or where he went
@@TheSmreeder he is still cool tho
he also let japan colonize korea to colonize the phillipines
He went on safari after hyping up his replacement, Taft.
Taft did exactly what Teddy wanted.. but Teddy didn't want, what he got.
Teddy was a trust REGULATOR. Taft was a trust BUSTER.
This really pissed off Teddy when he got back from safari (Teddy was in bed with Oil, Taft was not)
so..
He ran as the Bull Moose Party, and split the Republican vote.
Thus, we got Woodrow Wilson, Democrat.
In his spare time he was president 😂
LOLOLOLOL!!! XDDD
"I can be President, or I can control Edith. I cannot accomplish both."
haha that was so funny!
Full time bad ass with a big ass stick!
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Teddy Roosevelt once got shot during a speech, but instead of stopping it and evacuate he decided to finish the speech and then get to the hospital. Yeah, he *was* a badass.
No, he got shot before the speech but I believe it hit his glasses case, but then decided to not go to the hospital and instead gave one of the longest American presidential speeches ever. Then I think he went to the hospital
I thought that was Bob Marley.
Bull Moose Party ftw.
@@kanalithviper4744 I think you are correct. Also, guns were way crappier back then.
My favorite failed assassination was when Andrew Jackson clubbed the shit out of the failed assassin with his cane
"Where is my cheesy bread. I dont want the bread anymore." 😂
I can't believe that Edith Wilson "Weekend at Bernie's"'d the President of the United States.
That last one was so rushed it legit sounded like my old history papers I completed in home room the morning of.
"If I don't ..."
*spills drink*
"Just ignore that. If I don't ..."
*spills drink again*
"Just ignore *that*!"
*puts own hand down*
xD
Derek's blank stroke induced stare has me dying. I had to rewind it twice.
Courtney Cox was phenomenal in that skit. She really went all in.
I don't think it's Courtney Cox. Looks like Katie Nolan
You said Cox 😂
@@briannstone3736 Courtney is credited on IMDB.
@@trippellol Yes, that is Courtney Cox in the Woodrow Wilson skit. I thought Jenn was talking about the storyteller in the Roosevelt skit.
Oh that's for sure Monica. I'd recognize that fellow Alabamian anywhere
Jack Black as Elvis? Yes, please
And yet, surprisingly, not the most talented Jack in that scene.
It was like a mini Mr. Show reunion.
Wait when did they film this? Did Jack shave?
@@alike03 it was long before the glorious beard he has now xD
he was orson wells
Teddy Roosevelt also used to disappear for weeks at a time driving off into the wilderness w/ his buddies to go hunting and camping and the White House staff would have no clue when he would be back or where he went
Have they ever done a drunk history on hippies like the story of Woodstock or something but instead of being drunk be high. Now that would be epic.
They would HAVE to do it in Denver.
@@tyroland06 What? Why? A story about Woodstock?
You do realize weed is legal in other places, too.
Bob Sacamano I think he was making a joke
a good one would be the story of self taught chemist and Grateful Dead soundman Owsley Stanley.
The female narrators are phenomenally funny.
who narrated the arsinoe one? she might be my favorite.
P. Kelly Stark 939393 why not?
P. Kelly Stark 939393 I think you are overthinking this.
@P. Kelly Stark 939393 get over yourself
P. Kelly Stark 939393 I disagree; I too have watched all of the episodes
Rob Riggle as Teddy Roosevelt: perfect casting.
When a Marine Lieutenant Colonel says kill less people, maybe you should kill less people.
That’s not rob riggle
Jason Reynolds then who is that?
@@calebwhitehead882Why, only the real Teddy Roosevelt, of course.
brainflash1 as a Teddy fanboy I totally agree. Absolute perfection
3:20 Sure, but George Washington Carver invented the giant foam finger. Now THAT was a game changer.
Jama Thaughn there is a school in my city called washington carver and i had no idea who that was until now. how embarrassing.
wetpaint Dear Lord
Jama Thaughn he was black and also invented peanut butter along with 100 different things
George W. Carver was an extremely intelligent artist, botonist, holistic 'doctor', agricultural savior, lab scientist, and Speaker for the United States Commission on Interracial Cooperation. He was THAT guy. 💯💥💃❤💪
😂
Also the history of National Parks from Teddy Roosevelt is really interesting. Before the National Park Service, the Buffalo soldiers were protecting National Parks from poachers, etc.
I believe they covered that in a legit episode of DH.
He also caused a lot of animal abuse
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"I know its your baby but, sometimes your baby sucks." Truer words have never been spoken
The way they propped Wilson up in the bed was effing hilarious!! 😄😂🤣
The look at 3:48 is so funny. Woodrow is like "just tell me what I am, woman!"
"because we're young and dumb and nobody reads a goddamn book anymore."
Sister, you got that so right.
You may be but don't project. American students are reading, writing, and all that at two grade levels above their parents.
But rich people want to privatize schools, perhaps the last bastion of public sector.
but i love books.
@@missimperfectlyfine7 , I meant that they're young and DUMB and THAT is what she's right about. I also love books. I've probably read at least a couple of library's worth.
I find that attitude of hers appalling.
I'm glad that you love books. I hope you read many, of several different varieties.
(books like "Twilight" don't count)
lol i have two book shelves full of books that'll prove that one wrong people still read it's just that no books make history sound interesting enough to gauge interest
"Congress is like, blah blah blah" 😂
Teddy Roosevelt: "This guy told me to suck it bro so...meeting adjourned."
100% historically accurate.
Whatttt Elvis 🕺🏻 was a freakin federal narcotics agent?! 😯🤯
LMAO wtf
"We're young and dumb and no one reads a goddamn book anymore"
Too fucking right. Word to live by.
I'd look forward to the Trump episode but sadly the video would be as long as his entire presidency.
Trump was probably the worst president...
I bet your father didn’t love you
@@m.cunningham6925 either Andrew Johnson or James Buchanan. Trump is bottom 5. Definitely the worst modern president.
Oh my god! I never knew that Walter Camp was not only "The Father of Football," but was also Woodrow Wilson's doctor!
No wonder he was at Yale.
Weekend at Woodrow's.
Sadly both Edith and Woodrow were poor Presidents.
They enabled the KKK, invaded Soviet Russia, failed to lobby for the non european nation's right to freedom, failed to give Italy the Irredente lands causing the Rise of Fascism and they/edith couldn't get congress to accept the league of nations.
WwwwiiiiillllllSSSOOOOONNNNNN
right. But all facts aside, great story, right?
you could actually argue that they enabled the rise of the KKK and white supremacy since Wilson (don't remember when in the timeline this was so I don't know if it was edith or woodrow) screened Birth of A Nation in the White House
@@osheenyeeha1162 Yeah, it's really messed up that it was a blockbuster in it's day.
progressing it was a game changing cinematic achievement for its time. Its just a shame that it was used to promote so much hate and ignorance.
“And no one reads a goddamn book.”
_n i c e_
I get drunk WITH drunk history
Samantha Benjamin. A true American. God bless you, and god bless the USA. Play ball! Etc etc
Mike Rotch god bless u and your employer
Teddy is my favorite prez of all time. It's thanks to them we have the name of the childhood bedtime friend, the Teddy Bear. He also worked his butt off the stop Monopolies, allowing free enterprise to thrive. He is a great man of American history.
And the Food and Drug Act.
OMFG~!
Jack Black, Bob Obenkirk and Jack Mcbrayer all the the same video~!
My life is complete.~!!
Cortney Cox: What am I, Chopped liver?
They actually had some of the loosest lip syncing I've ever seen in one of these (tho I haven't seen most yet), but it wound up being equally as funny in its own way.
I'll never forget the time Jack Black played Elvis for drunk history
monica was born to run the country while chandler was dying in the east wing
You know Elvis went full training day as soon as he got that badge
Yeah.He got the president to give him a drug sheriff badge then on his flight home Elvis wrote the pres.a letter in crayon thanking him for access to all the drugs.But go watch Elvis perform Unchained Melody.At first hes fucked but then you understand why hes the King.
Out of all the history stories I think the Elvis becomeing a narcartics DEA Agents is the coolest one!
"im just some dumb broad..." says the smartest person in the room
Jack black as Elvis is just what I needed
The fact that elvis is being played by jack black really doesnt suprise me
Omg. Katie Nolan and Rob Riggle? Rad!
Thank you for sharing these great stories.🏆🏆🏆
"Just ignore that, ignore that" 😂😂😂
If they showed Drunk History in school I guarantee everyone would have A's
Facts. Lol
💯
Mate, I can safely say that even as a joke that's dumb as fuck and absolutely untrue. And I hate our history curriculum. But even I know that the entertaining tidbits you get in bite-sized bits of Drunk History =/= what you legitimately learn in school.
Factsss. I was always good in history tho but this would've got me the scholarship I wanted 😔
unfortunately maybe also AA.
"If I dont....Just ignore that" 😂
This series taught me more than any amount of schooling.
Lmao why does Derrick have horns on his head 😈 2:34
I love HOW drunk the storytellers get hahaha
Is that Saul Goodman as Nixon?
"This guy is out, for the count" 😂
The newspaper headings are always so funny
This has to be the drunkest drunk history ever
"Jooonyah" hahahahaha
Woodrow Wilson looking up as she didn't know which country he was president of killed me 😂 like "bruh for real?"
Monica from Friends - as Edith 😃😄👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏👏🏼👏👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿!!!
Lmaoooo Jack Black as Elvis is iconic
Elvis meeting wasn't planned last I remembered... didnt he just showed up at the white house like a G asking to meet Nixon. lol
Teddy was so awesome he invented the word awesome because being great is an understatement.
That's Odenkirk, right?
"Can we come in and see the true condition?" 😂
It's weird how well Explosions in the Sky goes with football stories.
I love this woman and I could listen to her all day!!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa...You gotta run the beep country."
😂
Do a drunk history on the 'Golden age of Piracy' perhaps on individuals from that time period like the pirates Blackbeard, Charles Vane, William Kidd, Henry Morgan.
maybe do a sires dedicated to that time period covering many of the famous Pirates and Buccaneers. There are so many stories worth telling from that era trust me.
I never thought I'd hear explosions in the sky in the background of seeing Bob odenkirk playing football dressed as a dead president
Is that Courteney Cox?
Yup!
Well guess I'll delete my dumbass comment
What's left of her
I think it's Katie Nolan
Yeah but her face is a bit fucked up
3:28 It's nice to hear a young person say this & not just older people. To be fair, I think our schools' emphasis on STEM has led to less time being spent on history. But yeah, "...we're young & dumb & nobody reads a goddamn book anynore!" Teddy Roosevelt is surely the most colorful, most progressive of all our Presidents, & his face is on Mt. Rushmore. It's unbelievable that people don't know who he is! Why aren't people more curious? If people were curious, then it doesn't matter if our schools fall short on teaching history (or whatever) b/c then people have the motivation to use all the resources available to find out about people, words, places, things, & ideas that interest them for themselves, regardless of any school assignments.
This is 1 of my favorite moments in American history.Win Elvis met Nixonn and became an honorary DEA agent Elvis also gave Nixon a gun and had a another loaded weapon on his person because Elvis wasn't searched by the secret service.Also Elvis was stoned.Doesn't get much better than that.
HAHAHAHA! "Nobody reads a G**D**N book anymore!" Amen!
It's the internet, you're allowed to swear...
I _will_ , I mean I was going to read, but the batteries don't really hold a charge anymore
Nechelle C-P A good damn book? Lol. 1st, it's Goddamn. Not Godamn. Secondly you mean G*DD**N. Third, I don't know why I'm so triggered by all that. 😂
Brianna Gordy, no. I meant what I typed. If I typed out G*****N, it would be the same amount of lettering. Also, I don’t know why people are triggered by it either. One person wants to explain where I’m allowed to use profanity, and another wants to tell me how to spell without filling in the blanks. 🤷🏽♀️ I was just enjoying the video.
The Jack black cameo...epic.👑
Woodrow Wilson sketch..😂😂😂
Jack Black as Elvis 😂😂😂
That Moneyball music during TR is spot on
There's Monica. I used to be so taken by her back in her Arquette days. She's also a fellow Alabama native. Roll tide y'all.
"HE WAS PRESIDENT ON THE SIDE"
I needed this before the Super Bowl
I seriously do not care if they're acting up their drunkenness, these are fucking comedy gold.
I love the fact that they have newpapers similar to the newpaper on The wizarding world
"Because we are young and dumb, and nobody reads a God d**n book anymore"...drunk wisdom
Balls were made to be thrown. Mind blowned
Teddy out here making all kinds of gainz
"BECAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND DUMB AND NOBODY READS A GOD DAMN BOOK ANYMORE'' XD
“That’s how dumb government is”😂😂😂
In his spare time he was president 🤣🤣🤣
Why was Japan represented by a Chinese emissary @:40? He's wearing a mandarin hat.
Nathan Caravaggio Maybe they’re dunk and cant tell the difference? (Just kidding, I have no idea)
Was about to comment on the same stuff, seemed like this history program doesn’t know their history enough.
Lol asking a drunk to tell history accurately.😅😂
When he threw his hat in the ring a long time ago that's why they're talking about football today the same thing how weird is that that's it that really happened I can't save it then 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
@@deborahskillman3003 Uh...yeah...what she said.
Wow, Walter Camp moonlighted as Woodrow Wilson's doctor? Hmmm...very interesting.
I don't think you could have said "suck it bro" to Teddy Roosevelt lol
If I could time travel I would waste it by finding out how true these "drunk history" skits are.
I think i'm in love with the first two women telling history. "Because nobody reads a GODDAMN book anymore!" 2nd woman is like "Let me tell you how fucking dumb government is." xD
Actual hollywood actors voice over acting. haha. I need to get drunk to watch this show.
That Theodore roosevelt story was such a nice soccer story.
I love you comedy central time also your videos are so funny.
Jack Black as Elvis....yessssssss!!!!!
Is that Bob Odenkirk as Nixon? Holy sheet.
I LOVE THIS. THIS FORMAT IS SO FUNNY
The first thrown football was because of Pop Warner not Roosevelt.
I went to a high school named after Woodrow Wilson... and I remember the first thing I noticed ( and also still remember) was the bars on the windows. They also told us that he was a racist and didn’t like kids that had disabilities. Now seeing this snippet of him, idk whether to laugh or feel bad. He wife was a badass though 😂🤣😂😭
His first wife died during his presidency and then he married Edith who was much younger than him
Government is so dam😅
I love these guys.
“Your baby sucks, if you give birth to a baby and let it do what the fuck it wants, your baby will punch people and they will die” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Fatalities does mean super serious injuries
Lmao Jack Black's wig. 😂😂😂
7:50
Is that Jack Black? For some reason, the dude just has great timing and I didn't know he was in on this. xD
Now HE has to do one, drunk. Damn I want to hear him narrate history while sloshed. PLZ? *bambi eyes*