Jack Whitehall Meets The Queen | Drunk History UK

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  • Jack Whitehall Is Sir Walter Raleigh
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  • @ms.marvelous8156
    @ms.marvelous8156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    "Was it Jack the Ripper? No he wouldn't be around for another 300 years" lol

    • @giitanjalichiya2116
      @giitanjalichiya2116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I LIKE YOUR PICTURE SISTAAA

    • @rasa1547
      @rasa1547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giitanjali Chiya Omg the profile picture ❤️❤️

    • @Amber474
      @Amber474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know I have a biased POV when it comes to Brits, but I have to say that I find them to be particularly articulate and witty. Even when drunk and starring in a parody, this guy's historically accurate ^_^ It just further validates my attraction for this culture!

    • @adambakas13
      @adambakas13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How very British.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's an example of why I tend to prefer the US version. The US presenters unselfconsciously ramble but the Brits, despite drinking enough alcohol to render me comatose, still feel a need to maintain control and be clever. Most of the time they are trying to deliver the same lines they would if they were sober.

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    The irony when Sir Walter Raleigh is played by Jack Whitehall, and the real Sir Walter Raleigh was actually executed at Whitehall Palace in 1618 x)

    • @alicelu5691
      @alicelu5691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      chikitabowow and queen elizabeth is...? I know the real queen won’t act like that....

    • @antoniax2102
      @antoniax2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alice Lu that’s the joke

    • @uncatila
      @uncatila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      good that's for the 600 Catholics he personaly murdered in Ireland.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patrick Fealy
      I’m actually stoked to read people fighting on the internet over shit that was significant. Time elapsed, shouldn’t take away from the gravity of killing.

    • @BFPhilosophist
      @BFPhilosophist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The feud never stopped

  • @IsabelOEM
    @IsabelOEM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    "How dare he be BALLS DEEP in a lady I considered close to my bRRRReast? I FOR ONE AM FURIOUS." - Queen Elizabeth I

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3237

    To be fair, I think drunk history started in England as a pastime.

    • @GoldenBearBecca
      @GoldenBearBecca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Katya Lastovkina You're not as funny as Americans are when you get drunk and tell history though.

    • @stormblessed178
      @stormblessed178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Drunk history of drunk history.

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pepper Anne he's not as drunk as most are

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pardon Me It's that, darts and violence in your average pub

    • @EF-zy3nr
      @EF-zy3nr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Edit Name I think the problem is that UK version is missing Derek Waters to get drunk with and the US version has better celebs casted doing the reenactments

  • @marigirl2107
    @marigirl2107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "He floats across the room" 😂

  • @clairconstance
    @clairconstance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    i like how they told me exactly how much he drank. i wish they did that in the american version

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      2 bud lights probably

    • @valnerei9067
      @valnerei9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If they did, they would seem weak

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They probably can’t due to prohibitions on promotion of alcohol on American TV shows.

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Valnerei You guys are so young. The original show on funny or die (website) before it was picked up by Comedy Central did say exactly what they drank. It got taken away when it went on tv. So that IS an American thing. Sorry SUCKERSSSSSS.

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Punkwrestle ding ding... when it was just a web show they did list the alcohol. American tv is wussy and censored.

  • @ninjaahjumma
    @ninjaahjumma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    I freaking love Jack Whitehall.

    • @GJocelyn218
      @GJocelyn218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      hes both hot and funny - the true lethal combo

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      N D agreed. he's just making his way across the bond due to the late late show w James Corden success. I like Freddy and Jamie as well. the whole "a league of their own" cast really

    • @Tozzie50
      @Tozzie50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME GODDAMN

    • @muffchuff9220
      @muffchuff9220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate him

    • @franciscobautista4279
      @franciscobautista4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GJocelyn218 hes gorgeous

  • @gothikia
    @gothikia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be a fucking legend."
    Brilliant.

    • @franferit
      @franferit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0x01A5 whos matthew i didnt get that :/ ps: im neither from uk or us

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Avis avitis avitum Prestum digitorum Matthew Kelly, he used to present stars in their eyes, which is like cosplay karaoke on TV

  • @KittyxGrimm
    @KittyxGrimm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    "She goes up to her bedroom and...finds a carrot." XD

    • @darrinscott6612
      @darrinscott6612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It is well know Queen Elizabeth could not afford dildos.

    • @beemel5734
      @beemel5734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Darrin Scott Yes, she spent all her money on unicorn horns... which ended up being a narwhal tusk.

    • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
      @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They don't have cucumber nor eggplant in rennaisance?

    • @alexemery1016
      @alexemery1016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no not in England they dont really have eggplant

    • @vivianhawkins7980
      @vivianhawkins7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Jettster 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosanajaquez3274
    @rosanajaquez3274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    "I've got to do some exploring. See you later, virgin." Brilliant. How I needed that laugh today!

  • @rebecasandstrom6526
    @rebecasandstrom6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Floats across the room"
    *cuts to him literally just not even moving his legs*
    I died there.

  • @brandonwei2430
    @brandonwei2430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    Only an Englishman can get sloshed and actually be wittier than if he had been sober.

    • @waynefeller8824
      @waynefeller8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ah. You've never met an Irishman.

    • @suireigangmei1086
      @suireigangmei1086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's debatable~ *Dwight K Shrute* US VERSION OF THE office. Lmfaooo

    • @Toribot
      @Toribot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DrPeePeePooPoo Welcome to TH-cam comments, enjoy your visit

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aren't most people "wittier" when drinking?

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And more stuffy

  • @miapendragon5931
    @miapendragon5931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    'Every course was potato based.' Sounds like lunch and dinner every day in Northern Ireland.

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But this was before the ulster plantations. Walter raleigh planted the potato in munster at his estate.

    • @mysticfire473
      @mysticfire473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My deam, every meal being meat & potatoes ❤

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mysticfire473 meat? dont be silly.

    • @mysticfire473
      @mysticfire473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenextshenanigantownandth4393 as a royal im sure they always had stocks.
      As current times, F* yeah 😂! Give me red meat, potatoes & i will be the happiest girl in the world all day, every day lol

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mysticfire473 Royals dont eat potatoes that's only for us Irish

  • @mollym.3096
    @mollym.3096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "I, FOR ONE, AM FURIOUS". I will use this in the future.

  • @liatsur
    @liatsur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "I am going to be a FUCKING LEGEND"'

  • @Zayashuku
    @Zayashuku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Goes to her bedroom to find a carrot
    I'M DONE LOLOLOL

  • @djinnisequoia
    @djinnisequoia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I am completely distracted by that stupendous couch the narrator is sitting on. It's gold, but the shadows on it are a beautiful aqua. Gorgeous. Excellent episode, btw.

  • @heroesandcons09
    @heroesandcons09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Walter Raleigh fucking up the smoke rotation. TO THE LEFT LET THE OTHER HOMIE HIT THAT SHIT!!!

    • @adlereagle123
      @adlereagle123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      only a stoner would notice haha

    • @AngelusSpkGrrl
      @AngelusSpkGrrl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was more concerned with why the native American looked like a mongolian

    • @anunexaminedlife1207
      @anunexaminedlife1207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'll have to fast forward a few hundred years to the introduction of blankets to the the Americas for the answer to that one

  • @ElizabethStalker1
    @ElizabethStalker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The queen s l i d e s off her fucking throne like it's vanished..." THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OMLLLL

  • @Radispi
    @Radispi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "See you later, virgin." Lol

  • @cheesepuff5846
    @cheesepuff5846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The queen slides off her fucking throne like it's varnish"
    😂😆😅

  • @annabrooks7876
    @annabrooks7876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “However Sir Walter Raleigh refuses to acknowledge this. And he returns time and time again with sombreros, Catholic tap, and fake David Beckham shirts.” I AM DECEASED.🤣🤣🤣

  • @amang1001
    @amang1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    only if Queen Elizabeth looked like that

    • @dimwit__
      @dimwit__ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lol thats what i thought

    • @Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un
      @Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Twat!

    • @cardinalderichelieu7428
      @cardinalderichelieu7428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Queen Elizabeth II Not you, The First Elizabeth.

    • @peachimeachi8170
      @peachimeachi8170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cardinal De Richelieu Lmao 😂

    • @alicegrimleyevans
      @alicegrimleyevans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Genevieve17 - she had quite a few alleged affairs; that with Robert Dudley being the most famous (if I recall correctly)

  • @meg5323
    @meg5323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a fucking legend!"

  • @cornbuzzled2462
    @cornbuzzled2462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My history museum has a statue of a wolf dressed as Sir Walter Raleigh(I live in North Carolina) with a caption reading: "Sir Wolfter Raleigh". That person is a genius.

  • @lordtypesalot4598
    @lordtypesalot4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now all I hear, whilst watching this, is Jack Whitehall's father, saying something like "My God, they must be really desperate, to have offered you the silent part of Walter Raleigh."

  • @mm-arte6108
    @mm-arte6108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a history teacher this finally makes me realise what my lessons have been missing...

  • @softmoxymuffin2351
    @softmoxymuffin2351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    jack in period costume... hmmm

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Later, Jack OUT of period costume.... MMMmmmm

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Swoon! You can crash your ship upon my shores anytime you want, Sir Jack.

    • @Blue-yi6ij
      @Blue-yi6ij 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ali Altizo mmmmmmmmm mmmmm

    • @sophielouisedavies12
      @sophielouisedavies12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ali Altizo oooh I agree

    • @genevieverenaud2537
      @genevieverenaud2537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes i would love to see him in a middle ages humoristic tv series. I'm sold already hehe ;)

  • @tkmaz
    @tkmaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "As a vagina..." heeheeheehee..I laughed far too much at that.

  • @jwgolf5442
    @jwgolf5442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "and she goes up to her bedroom and finds a carrot" hahaha brilliant

  • @cqtaylor
    @cqtaylor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    Hey guess what? I love Drunk History America, I love Drunk History England. Both are awesome, both are funny. I shall not engage in demagoguery, so fuck the haters. However, Drunk History Antarctica pretty much leaves me cold.

    • @darcyneagle2261
      @darcyneagle2261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cqtaylor did we just become friends?

    • @evalairddaly531
      @evalairddaly531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *****UK not England

    • @jackthunderbolt4307
      @jackthunderbolt4307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChemicalWednesday same thing

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChemicalWednesday Plenty of my Irish cousins won't ever say U.K. They still want their whole island back. Sure that would make for some pissed history.

    • @Rosencrona
      @Rosencrona 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I admire your use of the word "demagoguery". Lmfao.

  • @guiltyonsundays
    @guiltyonsundays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "lest he encounter a doobie" lmao i lost it

  • @George_Ericksen
    @George_Ericksen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    A UK version of a TV show that's originally American? Is this Opposite Day?

    • @Gooeyboy
      @Gooeyboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      c

    • @nozero1
      @nozero1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait til you hear of "University Challenge".

  • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
    @user-fq1ig3uy3q 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    He's not drunk. Merely drinking.

    • @Blindjager
      @Blindjager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wrath We?

    • @eviebradney2068
      @eviebradney2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blindjager think by "we" they mean Brits. Idk though

  • @dexterdamonkey
    @dexterdamonkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack Whitehall, truly, this is very much in your talent range, well done.

  • @andreeac5193
    @andreeac5193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    i'm a simple girl... i see jack whitehall, i click like :)

  • @TsunamiBrook
    @TsunamiBrook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Brits handle their booz better, comparing this with the american version.

    • @spfi3111
      @spfi3111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Gal Peleg It's the mix of Scottish and Irish blood ;)

    • @lauradogg534
      @lauradogg534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +Gal Peleg He was coherent and didn't leave the room to throw up or burp. I'm impressed with the brits.

    • @gareththomas2203
      @gareththomas2203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Gal Peleg much better on average!

    • @jayfrank1913
      @jayfrank1913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They handle it without ice. Ewww...

    • @RENEEVEE133
      @RENEEVEE133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      they do handle it better, and it's not nearly as funny

  • @sethorren
    @sethorren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "With his ruff on, with his puff on". oh my god

  • @PJDuffield
    @PJDuffield 8 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    whos the woman that plays the queen i need to know for science reasons

    • @nathanhuxtable8604
      @nathanhuxtable8604 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      pretty sure her name is michelle keegan, recently appeared in an Army drama called our girl

    • @PJDuffield
      @PJDuffield 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      nathan huxtable thank you for contributing to my scientific investigation

    • @krashd
      @krashd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I didn't think it was Michelle, but you are correct. It's her, damn she looks fit with red hair :P

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PJ Duffield 😂

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @mylobage
    @mylobage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "How dare he be ballllllllls deep deep in someone so closse to my breeeasssssst!"

  • @Lieu3C4
    @Lieu3C4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    3:25 The truly interesting thing about 'Sir Walter & Tobacco' is that, in fact, he was smoking marijuana with the Indians; and marijuana has nicotine in it, so you become addicted to the nicotine; and, when you (an Indian) go off hunting, you don't want to be smoking marijuana, but you don't want to be withdrawing from nicotine so ... you smoke tobacco; so ... when Raleigh was leaving to go back to England, he said to the Indians, "I am going on a long journey, can I have some of that to take with me?"; the Indians, thinking he was going on a long journey and therefore did not want to withdraw from nicotine, gave him ... tobacco. What he really wanted to take back was marijuana!! England would be a very different place now if people had been drinking beer and smoking pot for all these last few centuries, now would it not ?.!}@..@{!.?

    • @ShengTooFlash
      @ShengTooFlash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      okay,since when did weed have nicotine in it?

    • @firstlast-wg2on
      @firstlast-wg2on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A nice completely made up story, cannabis has no nicotine in it.

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Tonight Matthew I'm gonna be a fucking legend" can't breathe.

  • @scouser2010ify
    @scouser2010ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jack Whitehall looks adorable in this 😂

  • @sarahleonard7309
    @sarahleonard7309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "It is time for you to become Sir Walter Without-a-head Raleigh!"

  • @kaylathurmond955
    @kaylathurmond955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    See now I want to see Jack in a serious heart throb role.

  • @Somethingsomething69lol
    @Somethingsomething69lol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    if only he new that one day that potateos will rule the world

  • @marissahammer2229
    @marissahammer2229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "What goes on tour, stays on tour" HAHA!!😂

  • @leavethisemptier
    @leavethisemptier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The queen is played by Michelle Keegan for anyone else who felt movement in their underbritches while watching her.

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, I was tumescent the moment she hit the scene!

  • @katiedodd9675
    @katiedodd9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Would just like to say a big thank you to jack and drunk history for getting me through my history gcse where I got a question about Elizabethan voyages and explorers. Big help, cheers mate😂

  • @CaliforniaGuy88
    @CaliforniaGuy88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Actually shot in Slough, hahaha I'm dead...

  • @RoxieRoulette
    @RoxieRoulette 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    a) This is great
    b) We definitely hold our drink better in Britain.
    c) Is that Michelle Keegan as Queen Liz?

    • @krashd
      @krashd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is Michelle, aye. Sarah Alexander plays her in another episode.

    • @RoxieRoulette
      @RoxieRoulette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      B4 freedomfighter You've obviously never drunk with sailors :P

    • @chief7707
      @chief7707 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk about holding your liquor better, i think its more of a pace yourself thing so yall know how drunk you are or can get.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah Cruse British booze is stronger than American booze. So don't look at the quantity of booze consumed. Look at the levels of alcohol consumed.

  • @ellie2454
    @ellie2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Dry as a rivita on a sunny morn" 🤣

  • @mosesyang4222
    @mosesyang4222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "then she goes up to her bedroom and finds a carrot" I died

  • @samoria7530
    @samoria7530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    this is one of the most British things I've ever seen

  • @BlakeAndGaile
    @BlakeAndGaile 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    best part was 4:07 "ruff on, puff on" lol

  • @kobihab1039
    @kobihab1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pretty sure there’s little historical basis for Queen Elizabeth being in love with Raleigh, although it’s a popular depiction. Raleigh’s relationship with Elizabeth Throckmorton was actually very romantic: they were married in secret, which was the real transgression against the queen, who imprisoned them in the Tower of London for a number of years. In trying so hard to make this funny and dramatic they made it ahistorical, even though the truth is equally interesting

  • @apollyonkatastrefia1586
    @apollyonkatastrefia1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is one of the best story teller I've seen on here.

  • @robinthefarmboy5972
    @robinthefarmboy5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where it says ‘actually shot in Slough’
    I chocked

  • @AlyssaRueckert
    @AlyssaRueckert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Was it Jack the Ripper? No, he wouldn't be around for another 300 years!

  • @KiRetteCouture
    @KiRetteCouture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew a British Drunk History would be funnier. 😂😂😂

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Whitehall looks delightful

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Tonight, Mathew, I'm gonna be a FUCKING LEGEND."

  • @Bakkland
    @Bakkland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    couple of rizzlas in his back, lest he ever encounters a doobie

  • @connorbartlett1306
    @connorbartlett1306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I had 3.5 pints of larger and 5 double vodka lemonades i wouldn’t be telling a story I’d be on the floor absolutely incapacitated

  • @tristanhoekema6161
    @tristanhoekema6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'North Carolina, 1585*
    *Actually shot in Slough 😂😂

  • @Com005
    @Com005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git."
    -The Beatles

  • @WaterCamelz
    @WaterCamelz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "She goes up to her bedroom and finds a carrot" I'm dieing please help

  • @kaca2903
    @kaca2903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What is better than booze? I'll tell you what - facts, and crisps." what a quote.

  • @thekingofpopcorn2326
    @thekingofpopcorn2326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ruff on, puff on" gets me everytime😂

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They forgot to mention Walter's successful bicycle business.

  • @aleenarazzaq6714
    @aleenarazzaq6714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    shOT in slough made me spit my milk

  • @thisbible0821lee
    @thisbible0821lee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I was him and I consumed that much alchohol I would be on the floor being distracted and being so giggly they can't even record me anymore.

  • @AllieKitaguchi
    @AllieKitaguchi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love jack whitehall so much

  • @theanthropiceyedolatry
    @theanthropiceyedolatry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How come all the Americans who do this show seem like they only drink on the weekends, while this guy is like, "Well, just another Wednesday night"

  • @danabananaz
    @danabananaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His lisp melts my heart! Lol I love it

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old joke:
    Call to a tobacco store.
    Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?
    Why, yes we do.
    You do? Then, let the poor guy out!

  • @beardymcj2026
    @beardymcj2026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Even drunk the British accent just sounds more dignified. This is why I like the US version better, this just doesn't sound very drunk

    • @laurenamy7985
      @laurenamy7985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a personal problem

  • @gadielphilip
    @gadielphilip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    best narrator ever

  • @eizhowa
    @eizhowa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This history paper is going to be great!

  • @milorodriguez3739
    @milorodriguez3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He floated across the room

  • @spencerjones8315
    @spencerjones8315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    woah! i live in raleigh and there is like a 10 ft tall statue

    • @wlwilliford0207
      @wlwilliford0207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SJlovesgraal 2nd that. It's in downtown at the convention center. Right by Fayetteville street where all the bars are AKA perfect place to find someone who would want to appear on this show.

    • @eatnbypeasoup
      @eatnbypeasoup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, too. Wish it looked more like Jack Whitehall :D :D

    • @kbd_ny8662
      @kbd_ny8662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next time. you pass it, say a little something from me to thank him for MY CRIPPLING CIGARETTE ADDICTION.....

    • @siri5186
      @siri5186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! And I’m a hamilton fan as well. Small world haha

  • @adamcrawford304
    @adamcrawford304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ride of the valkyries music was freaking hilarious when sir walter raleigh comes back to England 😂😂😂

  • @vizzraak7229
    @vizzraak7229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We've all been there.
    "How do I top this?"
    "Going to war with ireland!"

  • @thetruth1862
    @thetruth1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lost colony of Roanoake is a good read

  • @lottielottie6659
    @lottielottie6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That looks like a horrible histories set when he’s knighted?

  • @kensiesledge6443
    @kensiesledge6443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People from everywhere else: It's pronounced "Raalley"
    People who actually from Raleigh, NC: Raw-Lee

  • @heyed7059
    @heyed7059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All that this teaches me is that my history teacher should have been drunk when teaching in order for me to pay attention.

  • @Demon-mt7zd
    @Demon-mt7zd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Didn't expect to walk into history today and watch this xD This was great! It actually made me enjoy my history lesson :)

  • @deliglahmccarthy6447
    @deliglahmccarthy6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Then she want upstairs and found a carrot” may be the funniest fucking thing ive ever heard

  • @startrekrecruit
    @startrekrecruit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack is the best Raleigh. Fuck The American Pageant. I just want a one man show of Jack reenacting all of American history. Please.

  • @susieenglish302
    @susieenglish302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh memories of my secondary school teacher- happy times

  • @giselmaria8312
    @giselmaria8312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never liked the tudor or the elizabethan period. But Jack Whitehall made me change my mind...

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's awesome how the forth wall jokes actually breaks the episode.

  • @poundlandvodka
    @poundlandvodka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he could have been drunker but this was fucking gr8

  • @marmitelaura
    @marmitelaura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dry like Ryvita on a sunny morn", lol, truly excellent simile.

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The woman who plays Elizabeth I is stunning.

  • @pnealuk
    @pnealuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hysterically missed out the entire Spanish Armada business...

  • @joselocalau123
    @joselocalau123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they describe what happened like a novel, the american version doesn’t do that

  • @archiebiltcliffe
    @archiebiltcliffe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be a fucking legend”

  • @Schizopantheist
    @Schizopantheist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Queen Elizabeth the first is way hotter than I remember