【NIJISANJI】How to treat Kenmochi Touya【Karaoke】

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  • @emilychan3157
    @emilychan3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    actually im so impressed that he parodied it and somehow made all the phrases rhyme (from what I can hear)

  • @pupseus
    @pupseus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Touya has such a weird charm, I just love listening to his laughs and jokes

  • @mashimo5554
    @mashimo5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I don't know if I stan him or call the police on him to resolve the lolicon problem😳

    • @rebca888
      @rebca888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, it's okay
      If I think about it, when new anime is released ,I'm still simping for characters and with certain genres, they be still the same age, but not me xD xD xD

  • @wxsteri2580
    @wxsteri2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I saw "sore wa kimoi" in the chat and just *lost* it

    • @getrickrolled2470
      @getrickrolled2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMFAO WHERE

    • @8koi245
      @8koi245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LMAOOOO I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE KUSA'S

  • @misakayuki5310
    @misakayuki5310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The comment " お前のトリセツはいらんよ " which translates to "I don't need your manual" on 2:18 LMAOOOOOOO

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Don't clip it"
    Weep, o' powerless pleb

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I got two vibe on this one
    1: Sasuga our lord and saviour sama
    2: should i call the police?

  • @pouso3850
    @pouso3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Just "Your chin is hard."

  • @wetwhiteknight8807
    @wetwhiteknight8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    whetstones for his chin

  • @user-xb3et7me5s
    @user-xb3et7me5s ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Everyone focused on the loli part. But this one caught my attention
    “But you don’t have to notice unnecessary ing s like if I cut bangs or change chroma key color”
    Wwwwwww. It supposed to not visible cz he is “vtuber” and it wont show on his model. But his fans always notice when he cut his bangs due the subtle difference of his eye tracking or his head movement.
    As expected his fans as crazy as he is. 😂

  • @PhuNguyen-ph6lx
    @PhuNguyen-ph6lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Touya has such a dudebro energy

  • @kitkatsslap
    @kitkatsslap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Touya has such a cute voice (>w

  • @JustARandomWeeb.
    @JustARandomWeeb. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:56 my man really brought lolis to his home. probably alice or kazaki

  • @amayairtz3298
    @amayairtz3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Love after what he said in 3:56, the listeners in the comment section said,
    "Huh?"
    "What?"
    "I won't forgive you"
    Furthermore, someone also clipped this part and uploaded it in NND and then the screen is filled with 🚓🚨emoticons
    Anyways thank you for the translation!

    • @axis_tilted
      @axis_tilted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ha?

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao that's hilarious.

  • @bananasenpai
    @bananasenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Dude has a got a sword, it's literally in his name, of course folks would be sending him whetstones. What, was he expecting a fire pit and raw meats?
    Anyway, this man is a legend. A loli legend, a loligend if I may.

    • @rivar1249
      @rivar1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Its actually not for his sword but for his chin

    • @mokongthe3856
      @mokongthe3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rivar1249 now that makes more sense

    • @hiFiros
      @hiFiros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rivar1249 his chin is as pointy as a sword so why not both

  • @iamelevin6432
    @iamelevin6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He is weird on another level. Hahaha! Nijisanji is full of interesting livers. I'm getting too deep and now I stumble with Touya.

  • @Schale.kivotos
    @Schale.kivotos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3:56 "Youjo sarau" kedo waratte yurushite ne~
    although i "Kidnapping a little girl" please smile and forgive me
    Damn he really a degenerate lolicon
    and of course i forgive you comrades kenmochi toya
    but don't forget to give the loli back to their parents

  • @madensmith7014
    @madensmith7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Oi oi this is actually good oi lolicon don't make me fall for you!

  • @mimimimimi9811
    @mimimimimi9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:01 Not a loli but still underaged. *Can I really hold him-*

  • @Ortagonation
    @Ortagonation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Man, no one is very proud of himself like this guy, especially when he said "I am lolicon". Kusa

  • @dumbledorf5029
    @dumbledorf5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that people were spamming 草 and the vid being 4:20 mins is something to think about.

  • @dcardigan13
    @dcardigan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Rich in whetstones

  • @ousamadearudesuwa
    @ousamadearudesuwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    just give him a sister at this point Alice-chan

  • @snowjamm975
    @snowjamm975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why do i have the urge to play this in the stereos at 200% volume

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lmao that was a brilliant and hilarious parody, I wonder why they send him whetstones though.

    • @whysmile9412
      @whysmile9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has a sword on his back

  • @kiralav9151
    @kiralav9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:56 At this moment FBI would come to his house

  • @gailailili8020
    @gailailili8020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh Gosh, he's so charming. 😭😭😭

  • @Alfa-xg8if
    @Alfa-xg8if 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:00 I love this part ... Lol

  • @jesse3714
    @jesse3714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's just too precious

  • @孜月
    @孜月 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Thank you for the translation! I was laughing too much while watching the stream haha~ I like the way he tilts his head and winks as he tries to sing high notes, its cute ^^

  • @findingcringecurrentlysear9385
    @findingcringecurrentlysear9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    What a creepy and wonderful song that is!!

  • @yanaRi_8
    @yanaRi_8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i love you touya

  • @callmefuren
    @callmefuren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This the cutest 😍😍 It's basically jokes but why do I feel so emotional

    • @nareski4435
      @nareski4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr i feel so emotional too, really

  • @asir9129
    @asir9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uff that "I take home" part will be hard to explain to the police

  • @tashajournal
    @tashajournal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG THANKS A LOT FOR TRANSLATING THIS! I'm being hooked by Touya, so this kind of clip is precious for me🤣🤣🤣

  • @neinnine
    @neinnine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pretty sure those whetstone are to keep his chin in top shape XD

  • @yay69
    @yay69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's so cute🥺🥺🥺

  • @user-zh5vo8db2e
    @user-zh5vo8db2e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    he really expected us to just let him get away with saying youjo sarau but what's worse is that we do

  • @notnisa
    @notnisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh i get it… the whetstone is for his chin to sharpen it more
    LOL

  • @shenowvlok7436
    @shenowvlok7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:58 heard that fbi

  • @hao9631
    @hao9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's precious :')

  • @kuma2536
    @kuma2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for clipping it, I'm happy thank you

  • @yeye-uf6pc
    @yeye-uf6pc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's a direct message i love the song he made... i can't help but to smile and my heart are smiling too 🥰❤️

  • @babyonu
    @babyonu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Touya voice❤️

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I cried a bit because this guy’s song ish touchin n wholesome he’s so Kawaii would love to be his friend if he’s unstable as long I don’t get attacked by him

  • @popo-gl6ow
    @popo-gl6ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It hard to stan for you now kenmochi touya😂well im in another country so i cant do anything if cops come for you😂

  • @wibo3272
    @wibo3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I live for toya subs

  • @syazaizzatimohdzamri6278
    @syazaizzatimohdzamri6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awww.... He's so cute!!!🥰🥰😍

  • @s4ntt344
    @s4ntt344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Su voz 😭💞

  • @LeFisheDeChocolat
    @LeFisheDeChocolat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The more I listen to this, the better it gets

  • @abyssigha.9570
    @abyssigha.9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓

  • @ridhwan3896
    @ridhwan3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first single, this summer, the song about The Man of Culture

  • @yuuzelthyc9683
    @yuuzelthyc9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww that was so good

  • @aqdad
    @aqdad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nice

  • @れだ-q3f
    @れだ-q3f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a different kind of teetee

  • @handaya5751
    @handaya5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see what you did there with the video length

    • @batfacedliar8922
      @batfacedliar8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the fuck did you notice that lmaoooo

  • @shu157
    @shu157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I watched this without the sub, I'll think its the original lyrics T^T

  • @hotaru-dayoo
    @hotaru-dayoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wwwww

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What happened to his channel? When i click the link to it, it says page unavailable.

    • @山田茶子
      @山田茶子  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry! The link doesn’t work. I just correct his channel’s link😊
      Thank you!

    • @metaloopa6907
      @metaloopa6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@山田茶子 Oh thankss!!

  • @bluemint3151
    @bluemint3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OKAY, CAN SOMEONE WRITE ME DOWN THE WHOLE LYRICS, I WANT TO SING IT AS WELL

  • @samuelmarger9031
    @samuelmarger9031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so curse I can't watch this in one go lmao wtf wwwwww

  • @user-yz4pt6zl3f
    @user-yz4pt6zl3f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What song haahahahaha

  • @shittydrawersden3329
    @shittydrawersden3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love this so much i love how he puts together the serious and joking parts together and you laugh while listening but also feel the gratitude to his viewers