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He's just too precious

Everyone focused on the loli part. But this one caught my attention “But you don’t have to notice unnecessary ing s like if I cut bangs or change chroma key color” Wwwwwww. It supposed to not visible cz he is “vtuber” and it wont show on his model. But his fans always notice when he cut his bangs due the subtle difference of his eye tracking or his head movement. As expected his fans as crazy as he is. 😂

oh Gosh, he's so charming. 😭😭😭

神

Uff that "I take home" part will be hard to explain to the police

OMG THANKS A LOT FOR TRANSLATING THIS! I'm being hooked by Touya, so this kind of clip is precious for me🤣🤣🤣

Welps I am not a lolicon. No wonder I subscribed to Amamya and Matsukai. It was the virus' doing!

He's so cute🥺🥺🥺

Aww that was so good

He is weird on another level. Hahaha! Nijisanji is full of interesting livers. I'm getting too deep and now I stumble with Touya.

最高…

If I watched this without the sub, I'll think its the original lyrics T^T

Oh i get it… the whetstone is for his chin to sharpen it more LOL

This is so curse I can't watch this in one go lmao wtf wwwwww

The comment " お前のトリセツはいらんよ " which translates to "I don't need your manual" on 2:18 LMAOOOOOOO

I got two vibe on this one 1: Sasuga our lord and saviour sama 2: should i call the police?

What appens if your already lolicon tho? Does that means if you get infected you'll become super lolicon

3:56 At this moment FBI would come to his house

OKAY, CAN SOMEONE WRITE ME DOWN THE WHOLE LYRICS, I WANT TO SING IT AS WELL

This is a different kind of teetee

He's precious :')

わざわざ買いに行ったのに対応してたんかよ笑笑

I didn't know something this legendary of a clip exist!

The fact that people were spamming 草 and the vid being 4:20 mins is something to think about.

なんだこれ…（鳥肌）

素晴らしい

The more I listen to this, the better it gets

I'm not even suprised at this moment when he mentions "loli"

Now we know if this ever does happen, we can rely on touya to be the center of disease and lolicon expert scientist lmaooo

FBI: "Go on, it's legal"

素晴らしい

he really expected us to just let him get away with saying youjo sarau but what's worse is that we do

Dude has a got a sword, it's literally in his name, of course folks would be sending him whetstones. What, was he expecting a fire pit and raw meats? Anyway, this man is a legend. A loli legend, a loligend if I may.

I feel like no one here really appreciates how funny this is.

I love this so much i love how he puts together the serious and joking parts together and you laugh while listening but also feel the gratitude to his viewers

What happened to his channel? When i click the link to it, it says page unavailable.

Thanks for clipping it, I'm happy thank you

2:00 I love this part ... Lol

Awww.... He's so cute!!!🥰🥰😍

3:56 "Youjo sarau" kedo waratte yurushite ne~ although i "Kidnapping a little girl" please smile and forgive me Damn he really a degenerate lolicon and of course i forgive you comrades kenmochi toya but don't forget to give the loli back to their parents

Man, no one is very proud of himself like this guy, especially when he said "I am lolicon". Kusa

Always has been

Wwwww

3:58 heard that fbi

"Don't clip it" Weep, o' powerless pleb

Pretty sure those whetstone are to keep his chin in top shape XD

Why do i have the urge to play this in the stereos at 200% volume

actually im so impressed that he parodied it and somehow made all the phrases rhyme (from what I can hear)

3:56 my man really brought lolis to his home. probably alice or kazaki

What a creepy and wonderful song that is!!