Man my grandma came to see us a few monts ago so she passed in front of my window cauze we live in a house not appartment so saw me from my window and then she comes in and she was like johny what were you doing there but she was chill
@@bryanfeliciano4102 5 years later and I'm sure you know by now, water based lubricant leaves a weird sticky film behind if you dont wash it off with water. It also has a noticeable scent
I got caught yesterday by my mom, she texted me when she left the room saying what a disgrace I was, I texted back saying “that’s why I kept telling you to KNOCK ON THE DOOR”
bruhhh same i just got caught a month ago and it was soo embarrassing, I'm a girl you know that shit be like I am disgrace blah blah. But i got caught by my aunt but she was gone for hours and I just decided that i was gonna do it last minute and moan as loud as possible bc y, not she not here. aint no way she didn't hear me and like after doing it my voice was hoarse as shit and I always call out to check if im clear on her not being here and I WAS WRONGGGG and she lied and was sarcastic and asked if i asleep, i said yeah and almost died from a heart attack
I guess he didn't want anyone to see it because in one of his videos called "JEV PRIVATE VIDEOS," near the end, he said that he was embarrased or something like that, so yeah. But I could try to see if I can find the video and put it in a google drive if you want.
It may have been awkward to take a bottle of lube from your grandmother, but at least she didn't want to keep it. I only wonder if that's because she has no use for it or simply because she has her own supply.
Let's be honest, Jev is sooooooo fucking funny to the point where I can see him doing a 1v1 with Kevin Hart, now that's something worth watching along with Jev's videos
Jev's grandparents chill af
Yea
Man my grandma came to see us a few monts ago so she passed in front of my window cauze we live in a house not appartment so saw me from my window and then she comes in and she was like johny what were you doing there but she was chill
They have probably seen their kids do it before, so their grandkids doing it are nothing new.
I miss story time and old Jev videos so bad man
Fr used to always watch his old videos man I miss em
I thought the thumbnail was a bottle of water...
-_-
same
i thought it was some kind of laxative tbh
it DID say h20
Me too lmao
Looks like Jev won't be receiving lube anymore, as they are only available in supply drops.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*ELITE* *Gets 12 gallon bottle of lube*
Bruh
Who else just stared at Jevs keyboard
Me
TheBurningChicken1 Ne
TheBurningChicken1 me
TheBurningChicken1 me
Mw
At least it wasn't foot cream.
Lmao I just watched that video
is it just me or am i wondering what jev does in between the cuts....
Chromo idk Either saying stuff that doesnt need to be said, or being quiet as he tries to play the game, or other shit like walk to the toilet etc
Chromo idk ok
Nobody wonders
Ohhhh Jev's back at it again with the lube hahaha
Why doesn't spratt go multi cod for clash of the clan because he is a god at bo1
Spratts never going multi cod
Well hello
Why 4 years later does this comment only have 1 like?
hello funny fruit man
Yumi gay?
Anyone else like the video before even watching it? xD
yh
Ye xD
He diserves it
It's a habit now
+The Mexican Potato xD
ZinCxNoVa yes you
Jev, theres this amazing thing called a paper towel.. It is capable of cleaning off liquids from your hands.
+Peter2kx savage
Lube does not come off with a paper towel.
It's oil.
xSAxShadows..... It was water based XDDD
@@bryanfeliciano4102 5 years later and I'm sure you know by now, water based lubricant leaves a weird sticky film behind if you dont wash it off with water. It also has a noticeable scent
4 YEARS LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
For some reason i thought the thumbnail was some "gamma labs" gamer energy shit.
I must be too innocent.
KemeticPharaoh well how the fuck do you know what it is
This is why I use hand sanitizer and sandpaper. And if I'm really feeling up for it, I throw in some hydrogen peroxide. You know... the usual:)
This made me physically recoil
Lmaooo
:3
I love how honest Jev is, it's amazing :)
This video made me laugh out loud so hard. Thank you Jev
Imagine 2024 jev dropping this story time
Roses are red
Im Dave
This makes no sense.
Microwave
Im 3 years late but nice rapper name microwave Dave
You got me with that fucking fly
Dave is the goat
*MMMMMMMMMMMMM*
I’m on dark mode can’t trick me
ahh where it all began, love to see how well hes doing in 2022
YOU SHOULD PLAY CSGO!!! Like so Jev can see
+VErK Jski u should like
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.!
:)
I got caught yesterday by my mom, she texted me when she left the room saying what a disgrace I was, I texted back saying “that’s why I kept telling you to KNOCK ON THE DOOR”
bruhhh same i just got caught a month ago and it was soo embarrassing, I'm a girl you know that shit be like I am disgrace blah blah. But i got caught by my aunt but she was gone for hours and I just decided that i was gonna do it last minute and moan as loud as possible bc y, not she not here. aint no way she didn't hear me and like after doing it my voice was hoarse as shit and I always call out to check if im clear on her not being here and I WAS WRONGGGG and she lied and was sarcastic and asked if i asleep, i said yeah and almost died from a heart attack
@@_22_Vinci bruh same as soon as I squirted my mom walked in lmao
@@Mxtalcore bruh what the fuck
@@Bruhmoment21345 what??
@@Bruhmoment21345 its not weird tho so whats so wtf about it
I respect your honesty
Jev the type of nigga to live with his grandparents.
Im new to your vids but i watch most other FaZe members but your content is great. I'm glad to have found a new youtuber to watch.
+George Kelly welcome! :D
well the comments are pretty weird but I think you can handle them lol
+George Kelly fat
what if the tables turned and jev walks in on his grandparents 😂
Oh god no
FaZe Rug title anyone?
+Bond XD
+Bond FaZe Jev anyone?
+FaZe Jev fake jev.
+FaZe Jev Fake shit
+FaZe Jev FaZe bitch nuts anyone
Jev, cod changed up how dead silence works and now you have to toggle it, just remember that when "doing your ritual" k.
Whys the bootle in te caption only a 1/3 of the way full 😂
because he used some? that's the obvious answer...
Am i the only one that my heart starts beating really fast when the close calls come into play?
No
Well if it's Clash of the Clans, where are the barbs? Archers? Giants?!?
Training.
+Sethohoss777 you forgot pekkas
Fat
fucking degenerate
+aiden langford fat
This is the greatest 4 minute video out there
"Hey, that's pretty good!
Imagine if the bottle of lubricant slipped out of her hand when she tried giving it to you bro
“Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is what happens when a knifer catches you slippen...”😂😂😂
Is it me or jev was a freak back in the day
Jev: The man in the little box on the top right side of my monitor
jev's grandma is an absolute G
It was at 3:41 that I started laughing, and then making the same face.
faze jev is like the only faze member who still plays cod
Well atleast it wasn't foot cream
UnicornMonkeyBut I fucking love ur profile pic
The I got caught video is how I started watching jev lmao
This is why I don't live with my Grandparents
dude your grandparents are chill
My grandma found my weed stash once lol
ZaZz Gimme
Why tf do you have one loser
@@ajm5074 sado
is it me or is jevs videos getting more funnier?😂
What happened to the first “I got caught”? :(
I guess he didn't want anyone to see it because in one of his videos called "JEV PRIVATE VIDEOS," near the end, he said that he was embarrased or something like that, so yeah. But I could try to see if I can find the video and put it in a google drive if you want.
@@blackops3thebest could you upload it?
@@TeeVee06 no, but there is a reupload that is unlisted that I know of.
I love how respectful his gma is not asking questions and moves on with her day and god knows i cant have that when im caught
It may have been awkward to take a bottle of lube from your grandmother, but at least she didn't want to keep it. I only wonder if that's because she has no use for it or simply because she has her own supply.
Vincent Rosethorn 💀💀💀 wtf
I usually don't "like" videos, but you Jev, you're amazing!
This video has never helped me more, I used Jev’s next level strat
I got caught with hella porn and all I thought of doing was smiling
Thanks jev
I found Jev from his 20k QnA talking about his first story about getting caught, that shit was so funny
Merk you better have seen this
Who else cries when they don't hear the "Allllright guys it's Jev"...bring it back Jason PLEASE
how do you do your hair? it always looks so good.
5 years it really has been 5 years
@@II-nt6eo 1 week damn time flies
i hate and get bored of black ops 1. but jev makes me love and enjoy anything! :D
you really gotta move out.
You really gotta shut your mouth
Zenthoz Gaming yeah bro this is defiantly me.
+Ezaand definately*
Probably the only faze member that still plays call of duty 💯
WHO'S EARLY AS FUCK?
Me
Me
+PewDiePie fake shit I've ever seen
I am 😞
+Kam people
Your grandmother sounds super chill and funny
With all the money he makes, why does he even still live with his grandparents?
+NashCBJ does yo ass ever watch his videos lol
+Justin Loc Not religiously
NashCBJ Does he actually make that much money?
NashCBJ Maybe because he wanted to. Now he doesn’t, he lives with his Fiancé in their own house.
mechadoggy He makes a lot.
I went through the same shit a week ago and it reminded me of this video. I think I'm turning into Jev boiis...
OMG WHAT DO I DO IM SO EARLY. UHHHHH
open wide daddy
yeet
+eric andrei You're not early. You were on time. Being early would be commenting before the video is uploaded.
S GA Tablets Sure
+eric andrei K Mami
Lol
Last time Jev told a story was at like 500k....the good old days
Who here in 2021
these videos kills me man,.
great vid as always :D
I love Black Ops 1
this was like the old jev videos keep it up!!!
FaZe JiZzer
Good job on the video today jev. I miss your stories. You always have the best stories. Have a fantastic night :)
Okay Jev, 666 666 views.
2021 and i just got the notification
0:08 me
GoDz FuZzingZz it's you and me lol my old account
Bro this was 4 years ago I remember when this came out
Bro just get some tissue out the bathroom then goin your room
You have the realest grandma out there
got drums duck voice faze jev merkmusic
I don't think anybody knows what you are trying to say
thats the worst when they dont say anything about it but you know they know.
I would turn gay for jev
im so tired but seeing your vids ake me wake up and laugh and make my day better even tho im sick today thank you
:o bo1
"I got caught again" uses water as thumbnail,THAT WAS LEGITNESS
This is why I'm an ninja in the sheets, and good boy in the street
I came to JEV right around when he made his first getting caught video.
Let's be honest, Jev is sooooooo fucking funny to the point where I can see him doing a 1v1 with Kevin Hart, now that's something worth watching along with Jev's videos
Your grandma is a beast, she’s amazing.
Jev the type of guy to leave his lube in his grandmas bathroom.
Finally an old fashioned Jev video :)
I love how honest he is
U got some chill grandma yo
This is still so funny. Even 3 years later
This story was sick xD Awesome vid!
You should start a podcast talking about random stuff like this
I never thought my dad would become a nerd some day
Very refreshing to see some good old black ops. Great video jev
Jev has the coolest grandma Ever
You should do a QnA with your grandparents
+Yourgamefix I second this.
Jev if you aren't finding games then either make sure you have "all" DLCs downloaded or "no DLCs"
i miss these videos
I remember the first time you got caught jev we have come a long way.
I just love story time with Jev so much