when i first saw this special on direct tv on comedy central, i nearly died laughing and showed my mom and dad!!!!! jon reep, ur the best comedian evr!!!!!!!!!!
I have a dad very similar to yours.... Almost identical really.... We were cutting lattice work one time he had me hold it on the end and it made a bend then he proceeded to cut the lattice work in the bend which I said thats a bad idea ..... But hey he is a character..... It snapped and popped him in the forehead. He knocked himself out and he had lattice work. Shaped cuts on his forehead for a month...... They knew us by name at the emergency room
This guy's hilarious! I got here because I remembered his hemi commercials. The best part is...probably four years ago I hit a railroad tie with the mower and bees came flying out but only my dad got stung!
@sahalanimation yes. david reep is my dad. he mowed over a bees nest. my name is Jon Reep and my youtube channel is my nickname Grin Reeper. sorry for the confusion.
I just saw Jon perform at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, NC this past Saturday. Hilarious! Great Show! Glad I found this video so I could re-live this sketch :-D
I mowed over a guinea wasp nest in a crack in the ground, ON PURPOSE. I just left the mower running over it and ran in the house. They calmed down enough, after a while, so I could retrieve the mower. Had me a glass of sweet tea while I was waiting. I love the south!
I won't argue with you! Your funny and I the same kinda dad. I can remember a day when he was going to teach me to bbq. It was chicken on a spit over charcoal, he's standing there with his back to the grill and the chicken's were on fire, I tried desperately to let him know but I eventually left the backyard because he was really hard to listen to anyone but himself.
I did the same thing except I was on a riding mower and mowed over a large tree root sticking out of the ground with a wasp nest in it. I sucked up a crap load of wasps and jumped off the mower running around the yard flailing my hands over my head. meanwhile, my Mom saw me running around from the kitchen window. She thought I got hit by a rock and was spazzin out. Anyway, the best way to reduce swelling and the pain of stings is app!y mud all over the stings so that's what I did and it didn't feel as bad.
I literally just mowed over a bees nest and got stung 4 times and while my wife was treating the wounds, I had to listen to this story again. Absolute gold
Had this happen many a time. Yellow jackets or hornets. My cousin got a good laugh out of me having to jump off a tractor to get away from some I hit with the bush-hog. If you're bare-legged, they will go for your ankles through your socks. Pulled my pants off one time, only partially obscured from traffic. And even one of my Aunts dropped her britches at Cowboy Town because of a hornet that flew up her leg.
hey I.like that bit you did about the Carolina Panthers Jake delehome scratched his nads and the panther growl please forgive the spelling I'm a Hugh Caroline fan.
Actually, while Jon was the smart one for being cautious about the nest, David had the right idea about getting in his vehicle. Had he jumped in the pool, while they wouldn’t have pursued, they would have waited above the water and he wouldn’t have been able to hold his breath longer than the bees were in the air
@TheLouzerman Okay, so... you know the video is named after his DAD, David, who mowed the bees nest, right? and that the video poster, grinreeper, IS Jon? yay for me, he's in my neck of the woods this weekend.
Yellow jackets (a type of wasp) only build nests in the ground. I was helping my folks "rake the yard" - quotes because I had a toy rake - when I was three or four and raked a nest up. 37 stings or so and had to go to the hospital.
Seen you in knoxville it was awesome.. Convinced my drunk friend that he had a conversation with you in the parking lot while peeing. He still believes it to this day. I'm waiting for another show so we can go again.
Oh Shit. That happened to me. TRUE STORY. I'm 59 but when I was 13 (unlucky number) I had to cut the grass for my "Allowance" in the summertime (Chores basically). So I was cutting the lower last bit of grass "IN THE FRONT YARD" and ran over a Yellow Jacket nest that I didn't know about. The 2nd pass by was, huh, PAINFUL. They went up my pants leg and in my face, down my shirt, EVERYWHERE. I tore off my clothes (we lived on a main highway) running back to the house. My brother shut the door and wouldn't let me in. I grabbed the water hose and washed what I could off me. But I'm standing there BUT NAKED HOSING YELLOW JACKETS OFF ME AND PEOPLE STOPPED AND WATCHED AND DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP. NOW AIN'T THAT FUCKED UP? TRUE STORY.
Yeah Jon I got another one. My dad was a great man. But he was not mechanical inclined. My mom's car needed a radiator and dad the genius decided to replace it. I was assisting I went back to the parts store to get new hose clamps and when I returned dad couldn't find the connection for the transmission cooler lines. Dad put the radiator in backwards. I know and understand that you may not have any interest in this story but I gotta tell dad was not good behind a wrench.
Actually if you're being chased by bees, the best thing to do is to run away as much as you can. Don't jump in the pool, they'll wait until your head is above water. If you run, the bees will stop chasing you after a certain distance. You're supposed to put your shirt over your head and run. Then after the bees go away, wipe away any stings you have with a credit card.
I don't know how you do it John, but you always get me laughin' out loud... and I watch a lot of stand-up comedians (like almost all of them) ... They don't make me laugh as easy as you do. Awesome! I'm looking forward to .catch one of your live shows once. (I'm from the Netherlands so it won't be easy, but maybe it would be cool to organize a show in NL some time?). I know the Dutch would love ya, no doubt about it. I think your best story ever is the one with your dad vs the leak in the pool one. (This hilarious story is how most people who only saw you once before quite a while ago, now find you by describing that story on Google. Keep it up and I we will keep laughin' our asses off! :D
"bunch of bees hanging out" is exactly how I would of said it. It's nice to hear a story said exactly how you would of said it.
He needs a sitcom where he plays his dad.
yes yes yes
Love your dad stories, reminds me of my family. If I’m no laughing, I’m grinning ear to ear. Thank for the laughs.
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Have Gingerbilly play his dad!!!
The impressions of your dad are gold, man.
Why do I still not see more of this guy on TV? It's criminal
Yes hes so funny
he makes me proud to be from NC. Jon will always be amazing and he's so talented an funny.
"They're crafty sumbitches." MAN, this is funny. I seriously watch this at least once a day and laugh my ass off every time.
"Whats that right there? Whats that grass comin outta that log son? looks like you missed a SPOT" lol!!!
One of my favorite lines
Jon, you are as funny as it gets. I love the way you tell the story and reenact what happened while doing it. You’re the best
I got railroad ties around my trailer. Flower bed
when i first saw this special on direct tv on comedy central, i nearly died laughing and showed my mom and dad!!!!! jon reep, ur the best comedian evr!!!!!!!!!!
YeaH Jonny Boy You went Hellywood alright. Still funny as Heck.😎🕶️👍🏼
"It's a square log, stupid!" God, after moving back home after 20 years on the west coast, I feel that one, man. LOL
Easily my favorite Jon Reep story.
"they're craft sumbitches!" lol i've enjoyed your stand up for so long. You're greatness man
I'm so glad I found you from spotify
So funny John! Miss seein ya back in the old days!
I laughed so hard I think a little nugget came out
Delivery is pristine on these jokes. So underrated.
I love jon reep.....cracks me
thank you. please subscribe to my little channel here. if you don't mind. i mean if you want to. thank you.
Done
I have a dad very similar to yours.... Almost identical really.... We were cutting lattice work one time he had me hold it on the end and it made a bend then he proceeded to cut the lattice work in the bend which I said thats a bad idea ..... But hey he is a character..... It snapped and popped him in the forehead. He knocked himself out and he had lattice work. Shaped cuts on his forehead for a month...... They knew us by name at the emergency room
@@christicoxx4617 hahahahaha, thats awesome
Absolutely hilarious 🤣 Hahahahahaha.
I remember seeing this show. Laughed every minute. Subscribed.
My question is why in the hell doesn't this have way more views? it's funny as hell:)
Because he's white
because he's not at all funny!
@@scanyoursector5731 I've been stung in the face by wasps and you're right, it ain't funny.
LOL we had railroad logs in my yard!! loved it.
One of my favorite stand up bits ever
"Their crafty sumbitches" lol
This guy's hilarious! I got here because I remembered his hemi commercials. The best part is...probably four years ago I hit a railroad tie with the mower and bees came flying out but only my dad got stung!
One of the most underrated comedians.
STILL one of the BEST!!!
@sahalanimation yes. david reep is my dad. he mowed over a bees nest. my name is Jon Reep and my youtube channel is my nickname Grin Reeper. sorry for the confusion.
Jon Reep you do the best impersonations I’m in tears every time I hear you!!😂😂
Hickory North Carolina’s finest!!!!!
You’re amazing
Hey everyone this is still the funniest comedian in years I mean funny as hell you are the man my friend 😂
thank you for your humor,I've got family in Hickory and just makes me proud thst you're doing so well,stay funny
Been there , done that
i always thumbs up ur vids b4 i even watch them!
and i never regret it :)
I just saw Jon perform at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, NC this past Saturday. Hilarious! Great Show! Glad I found this video so I could re-live this sketch :-D
Just reading the title made me say oh s*** this gonna be good one 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
He's awesome and he replies back to U if you want he's a funny fuck get er done:-)
you need another special dude your the best
this guy is the best storyteller
nice way to represent NC! thumbs up john reep ur a funny dude!
I mowed over a guinea wasp nest in a crack in the ground, ON PURPOSE. I just left the mower running over it and ran in the house. They calmed down enough, after a while, so I could retrieve the mower. Had me a glass of sweet tea while I was waiting. I love the south!
Yes, but they also nest in the ground, against a house, or wherever the hell the queen finds a good nesting area.
He was trying to punch them in the face!!
The title alone cracks me up.
Jon reep is so funny. I loved his show "Bandits vs Smokies."
Jon should make a comeback.
LOL.. nice routine last nite, Jon. Hilaaaaaaaaarious!
The Reeper doing it again! Fucking hilarious!!!
Best comedian ever!!! No joke :)
I won't argue with you! Your funny and I the same kinda dad. I can remember a day when he was going to teach me to bbq. It was chicken on a spit over charcoal, he's standing there with his back to the grill and the chicken's were on fire, I tried desperately to let him know but I eventually left the backyard because he was really hard to listen to anyone but himself.
He got the hell outta there! Lol....
Probably one of his funniest bits
This made me laugh so hard. It started to hurt. That's when you know the joke is good.
Railroad ties we call sleepers in Ireland. Great yokes in gardening lads
I heard this on blue collar radio I laugh so hard while driving :D
I did the same thing except I was on a riding mower and mowed over a large tree root sticking out of the ground with a wasp nest in it. I sucked up a crap load of wasps and jumped off the mower running around the yard flailing my hands over my head. meanwhile, my Mom saw me running around from the kitchen window. She thought I got hit by a rock and was spazzin out. Anyway, the best way to reduce swelling and the pain of stings is app!y mud all over the stings so that's what I did and it didn't feel as bad.
Awesome!
I like that be story that’s funny shit.
I'm laughing so hard that it hurts. Great stuff.
Anymore been around Southern Dads,,, this is just that much funnier
I literally just mowed over a bees nest and got stung 4 times and while my wife was treating the wounds, I had to listen to this story again. Absolute gold
Ha ha. Anyone who lives in a rural area and mows the grass can relate to this. Hornets & yellow jackets don't mess around!
I just left the mower in the yard on the yellow jacket nest and ran like hell xD they SUCK! lol
As someone who lives in rural North Carolina, I can most certainly confirm that.
IronPiedmont1996 this old but Fuck yellowjacks they come from hell I step in a nest one time NOPE NEVER again Fuck North Carolina bee's
@GrinReeper im from bama, and i love your stuff. lol. keep it up, bud!
Had this happen many a time. Yellow jackets or hornets. My cousin got a good laugh out of me having to jump off a tractor to get away from some I hit with the bush-hog. If you're bare-legged, they will go for your ankles through your socks. Pulled my pants off one time, only partially obscured from traffic.
And even one of my Aunts dropped her britches at Cowboy Town because of a hornet that flew up her leg.
Best comedy routine ever! "Let me tell you something about bees. Bees, live in trees."
hey I.like that bit you did about the Carolina Panthers Jake delehome scratched his nads and the panther growl please forgive the spelling I'm a Hugh Caroline fan.
Oh man! XD Gettin low on bee repellent. Love this guy!
Actually, while Jon was the smart one for being cautious about the nest, David had the right idea about getting in his vehicle. Had he jumped in the pool, while they wouldn’t have pursued, they would have waited above the water and he wouldn’t have been able to hold his breath longer than the bees were in the air
Plus, they were out of bee repellent. LOL
i want to meet his dad.. sounds fantastic.
Oh Jon Reep~ you always make my day! :)
They are crafty sons a dishes. Lmao. XD
Those bees can be pretty crafty
@TheLouzerman Okay, so... you know the video is named after his DAD, David, who mowed the bees nest, right? and that the video poster, grinreeper, IS Jon?
yay for me, he's in my neck of the woods this weekend.
I am literally on the ground laughing every time I hear this joke!!!!!
It’s his cousin Jamie from Daniel and David lee.boooo! In nyc.
Yellow jackets (a type of wasp) only build nests in the ground. I was helping my folks "rake the yard" - quotes because I had a toy rake - when I was three or four and raked a nest up. 37 stings or so and had to go to the hospital.
HILARIOUS!!!XD You're my favorite comedian.
Apparently, you're not supposed to jump into water when you're being attacked by bees... they will wait for you to surface and then sting
I found that out.
When I saw them Dad Shoes I figured this clip would be about cutting grass
hahaha.
Seen you in knoxville it was awesome.. Convinced my drunk friend that he had a conversation with you in the parking lot while peeing. He still believes it to this day. I'm waiting for another show so we can go again.
Oh Shit. That happened to me. TRUE STORY. I'm 59 but when I was 13 (unlucky number) I had to cut the grass for my "Allowance" in the summertime (Chores basically). So I was cutting the lower last bit of grass "IN THE FRONT YARD" and ran over a Yellow Jacket nest that I didn't know about. The 2nd pass by was, huh, PAINFUL. They went up my pants leg and in my face, down my shirt, EVERYWHERE. I tore off my clothes (we lived on a main highway) running back to the house. My brother shut the door and wouldn't let me in. I grabbed the water hose and washed what I could off me. But I'm standing there BUT NAKED HOSING YELLOW JACKETS OFF ME AND PEOPLE STOPPED AND WATCHED AND DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP. NOW AIN'T THAT FUCKED UP? TRUE STORY.
favorite one!!!!
Your dad sounds like my dad when it comes to bees. My dad once lit up yellow jackets in the ground and they stung him in the eye
@maineboy1979 haha but i bet it was still really funny if you got to watch the bees chase after him? lol:D
You don't wanna fuck with a bees/wasp nest, i learned that the hard way because my supervisor at work disturbed one and i was the one that got stung 😂
Freakin out.....runnin around tryin to PUNCH BEES IN THE FACE!
Where you been?!
🤣😅😂 I’m dying 🤣😅😂
This guy is FUNNY
very funny!
Great routine
You guys still don’t get! His Dad never realized they weren’t bees! That’s why he kept calling them...Bees! 🤦🏻♂️
Clearly one person didn't realize wasps can make nests in the ground.
We call em cross ties
i love hi, he is sooo funy
the title reads David Reep, the caption in the video reads Jon Reep,the uploaders username in GrinReep er :O
look at his dab at 3:10
He’s funny!
Yeah Jon I got another one. My dad was a great man. But he was not mechanical inclined. My mom's car needed a radiator and dad the genius decided to replace it. I was assisting I went back to the parts store to get new hose clamps and when I returned dad couldn't find the connection for the transmission cooler lines. Dad put the radiator in backwards. I know and understand that you may not have any interest in this story but I gotta tell dad was not good behind a wrench.
epitome of North Carolina familys
Bee Repellen-TAH.
Actually if you're being chased by bees, the best thing to do is to run away as much as you can. Don't jump in the pool, they'll wait until your head is above water. If you run, the bees will stop chasing you after a certain distance. You're supposed to put your shirt over your head and run. Then after the bees go away, wipe away any stings you have with a credit card.
Bull fucken shit try 2 fuken miles after you paint gun them
If you can't run for that long then you fucked.
I don't know how you do it John, but you always get me laughin' out loud... and I watch a lot of stand-up comedians (like almost all of them) ... They don't make me laugh as easy as you do. Awesome! I'm looking forward to .catch one of your live shows once. (I'm from the Netherlands so it won't be easy, but maybe it would be cool to organize a show in NL some time?). I know the Dutch would love ya, no doubt about it.
I think your best story ever is the one with your dad vs the leak in the pool one. (This hilarious story is how most people who only saw you once before quite a while ago, now find you by describing that story on Google.
Keep it up and I we will keep laughin' our asses off! :D