I imagine it’d be for if some rando looked into a laser sight or something, but Cobra Commander picking off dudes with an actual laser gun is *way* cooler.
Funny thing is a Lieutenant out ranks a Warrant Officer, but most of the time Warrant Officers earn their rank though battle and experience while Lieutenants earn them from going to officers school, ROTC, and college XD. I wouldn't be surprised if a Lieutenant would address a Warrant Officer with "Sir" due to the shear difference in experience. This is from what I have heard though, I don't have any experience in the military, just heard it from friends who were vets.
@@PilotTed I immediately googled when Zach said "Only a general could stop him." and said wait I thought a Colonel is lower than a General ? And here's my explanation
@@PilotTed We once had a sgt major who came down to our motor pool and started ordering people around. Our LT was actually prior service, and had been a door gunner before going to officer school, but the Sgt Major still had him on time in service and all. So the Sgt Major is telling people what to do and the LT looks at him and is like "Now hold on a second Sgt Major, lets not forget who outranks who here." The Sgt Major looked at him like he had sprouted a dick out of his forehead, and went back to ordering people around. We had a good laugh about it later.
My brother who was in the Navy, had one of his fellow sailors found draining blood from a deer in the shower on base, in Charleston South Carolina. No one was quite sure where he got the deer. It also apparently was not against the rules because no one thought it would ever be an issue
@@Jester4460 It's our Racial Talent. Brits get "Island Nation": +5 to Navy, +5 Defense against Invasions Germany gets "Blitzkrieg" +10 to Rapid Attacks, but -5 to Defense Russia gets "Well, it Works": +1 to any weapon or tank produced cheaply, +20 to Defense during Winter Japan gets "BANZAI": +20 on Surprise Attacks, but -10 on Defense Italy gets "And we were there, too!": +10 intimidation, +20 Favor when negotiating surrender treaties
Man, i deadass envy you, cause i served in the russian army as a fucking eod boy. Got concussed at the range cause of faulty ww2 soviet mine and was sent back home as some kind of broken toy. At least they'll pay me for all the trouble. I hope.
@Samuel Prince And to find the time consuming, easy jobs. Buddy of mine (way back when) volunteered to sort out boxes with wires (signalling corp). Took him days to untangle them - sitting around all day, straightening out wires. All the while others in his unit had to do heavy stuff like moving inventory.
To be fair, the type of guy who, at the drop of a hat, slits wild hog throats as a method of hunting would probably be the type who just disappears for 2 days. The only reason I doubt he was gone for 2 days is that I don't believe it would take someone like him more than a couple hours.
@@jordanguelbert7754 Maybe not some actual extremists, but I just imagine him killing the boar, getting distracted, and tracking some group a ways off before jumping out and telling them everything they did wrong while he was stalking them before disappearing into the woods.
The hog thing reminds me of my military service. I was part of the first group of volunteering soldiers (instead of mandatory service as it was before). So we got to a first live-fire long term exercise (with a survival part) after a couple of months of training and like a fourth of my training unit (of 30 ppl) is regular hunters (which wasn't that know at the time). Just before the exercise, some asked if they were allowed to hunt/gather food for the survival part and our LT said yes probably thinking we would go for you know "berries, mushrooms, or whatever". Just after our "Evade and Escape" part is supposed to start leaning into the survival part we spot a deer, and like 3 of the hunters start loading live fire rounds to take the deer down. The LT springs up and starts shouting at them to "Stop loading you assholes, you can't start out with this much meat otherwise it won't be a survival exercise!"
>That moment when you realize that Zach's stories had no cuts and that this was just all one massive monologue transitioning into each topic seamlessly.
First one that comes to mind is a former Cavalryman I met who served from the 70s all the way until 2001. Main thing he did was OpFor at a base in california, essentially roleplaying as a Soviet to "fight" US troops for training. He was the driver of an M728 Combat Engineer Vehicle, which is basically a tractor with a 165mm short barrel howitzer (he said calling it a barrel was giving it too much credit. It was a tube. Only about feet long if that). During one training exercise, they were scouting ahead of the tanks because the CEV is practically immune to land mines, and suddenly an enemy Apache comes over the hill and passes them. The driver throws the CEV into full reverse, twists it around, and pulls into the Apache's blindspot so it couldn't get a clear shot. He then activates the smoke generators and starts essentially doing donuts beneath them so they can't get a bead on him with their guns or rockets. The apache finally pulls back to shoot and the CEV drop the bulldozer front down and floor it forward, pushing a small hill of dirt up in front for cover as they begin to fire their MG at the chopper. The chopper pulled around for a gun pass, and the driver calls up to the gunner. "Switch to the howitzer!" "What?" "Do it!" He does, and lo and behold he manages to get a kill on the apache with a gun that fires a round the size of a beach ball with a velocity so low that it has a max range of 2km. Edit: Spelling and Grammar. Hope you enjoy!
If anyone is interested I've also started a podcast on Spotify where I interview vets. It's called The Battle Scribe. The website is TheBattleScribe.com
"THey didn't see him for two days" sent me man! I actually cried. I got a story about a MP smoking someones meth and getting thrown in the hold to tell said dude he smoked his meth
I'm glad they're doing the the campfire stories again these are so much fun to listen to Side note do they have a list of the mods they use in fall out new vegas
I like to think that after Mike said "thank you for this evening of entertainment" it got so awkward that he just started walking backwards and ended up in a marine corps recruitment office, and they were so impressed he got to skip basic, he walked 9 miles backwards
@@doctortrash0571 because we've got quotas for a certain amount of public toilets in downtown areas of regional centres, but no one cares to check whether they're actually usable - they just need a big head from the Oblast administration to walk along the main avenue, see all of the social infrastructure they want him to believe has been set up and nod approvingly. That's why columns of tall blue hollow rubbish plastic boxes with no entrances along the main streets don't surprise anyone.
In Finland the military stories are always 80% about shitting during long marches or military exercises in the woods. Most people just learn the guerilla technique of taking a dump. You find a suitably thin tree, wrap your hands around it, lean back and let it rip.
@@Shaun_Jones Story comes from a friend of a friend. Supposedly a W/O was flying in a helicopter, doing his thing. Saw an insurgent running at their base to self-commit-die bomb it. Guy debated with himself on which to use- missile or gun. Decided to use the gun whilst laughing maniacally Dunno how true it is- probably bogus, but still a weird one to hear regardless
I know this is technically a podcast but I’d love a regular podcast, you two have such good chemistry as friends and it always makes my day when you upload these
My cousin was in marine training and there was a guy who would use the same bathrooms as him every day - big ol' bodybuilder who wanted to serve his country. The thing is, the stalls had no doors (for some reason) and this guy took off ALL his clothes before relieving himself. The way my cousin described it while sharing the story was an enormous slab of muscle straining everything he had to take a crap, naked as the day he was born, and all while you were in the stall across from him with your pants around your ankles trying not to notice. .... I didn't want to join the military before, but that story just strengthened my position
Oh, Ft. Polk. We had to take our MWDs from Barksdale down there to see the vet when we didn’t have one. I could tell how depressing that place was by just the looks, but the Army handlers when we talked to them confirmed it. Zach’s stories have also solidified it for me.
Every single time you guys upload a campfire stories video, my day gets better. Man, being in the military must be great since you got all these amazing stories about it!
hey, just a note to whoever of you edited the video, I appreciate the little touch at 4:58 where they "how" gets slightly bigger at every mention of it, pretty amusing, thank you
Ft. Polk sounds like a post apocalyptic lawless wasteland where it's every man for themselves with the occasional raider gang that has some sense of structure
I had the same experience. My company was out for Field Training, we were tasked to guard a certain equipment and I need to poop real bad but the DAMM weather is so cold that you could sh*t brick. So I decided to go out in the DAMN Cold dig a ground and poop in the dark with no moon. It was so dark you couldn't see a front of you, and after I'm done with my business i was about to cover up my mess but I was step and STEP INTO MY OWN SH*T! After that was done I got back to guard an equipment, and my squad asked if anyone could smell a foul smell around here. I just quietly replies "I stepped into my own sh*t sir." YEP a military life experience.
My old man was an NCO running a motor pool under a CW5 he was very good friends with in the late 90s and from the storys I've been told yes they get away with pretty much anything short of murder or treason.
Love the stories!! favorite channel! would love to hear more of the military stories that were referenced in some of the other campfire stories videos that you guys already told each other. those make me laugh so hard!
My grandpa tried hunting wild boar in the Korean war. He and his fellow soldiers just marched out, saw a boar BOLT from bush to bush and realized. "Oh, there's no way we're getting an M1 Garand on target on something that fast" and went back to camp/base.
The Wild Hog story, though very interesting and baffling, Yet it would be funny if the Warrant Officer saw the wild hog, slaps his M4 into the LT hands, and walks off into the wood. Everyone's silence while looking towards where he went, after a few minutes of silence they hear the squealing of a hog, silence again before the Warrant Officer walks back towards them, covered in blood dragging the dead hog behind him. Funnier yet, as he walks into the woods, Heavy Metal Music from Doom starts playing
two campfire stories in a single week Normal people: oh nice me: YES YES YES IM LISTEN TO THEM ALLLL WEEK I LOVE THESE STORIES WHY CANT YOU JUST HAVE A PODCAST EVEN IF ITS MOSTLY REPEATING PLEASE PLEASE
Ive heard this wild Hog story before! I was locked up a few years back and had a bunky who was in the military. real cool dude who told a lot of stories (probably why i like all these campfire stories) and he had the same exact story about that CW3!
That story still gets told occasionally at Fort Polk. I got out in 2015 and they're still the legend of that going around. My father-in-law worked for the MWR for many years is the one that told me the story. But hearing you telling it is 10 times funnier.
"You! What's your injury!"
"I GOT SHOT BY COBRA COMMANDER!"
Why can I hear this so vividly?
@@cjkelly7536 same
@@cjkelly7536 'Cus he said it in a video
I imagine it’d be for if some rando looked into a laser sight or something, but Cobra Commander picking off dudes with an actual laser gun is *way* cooler.
@@gavinwilson5324 which one?
The Lieutenant standing next to the Warrant Officer: "What should we do sir?"
The Warrant Officer: _"HOG KILLIN' TIME!"_
Funny thing is a Lieutenant out ranks a Warrant Officer, but most of the time Warrant Officers earn their rank though battle and experience while Lieutenants earn them from going to officers school, ROTC, and college XD. I wouldn't be surprised if a Lieutenant would address a Warrant Officer with "Sir" due to the shear difference in experience. This is from what I have heard though, I don't have any experience in the military, just heard it from friends who were vets.
@@PilotTed pretty much. Same thing with a brand new LT and Sergeant Majors. He technically out ranks them but they won’t be telling them what to do
@@PilotTed I immediately googled when Zach said "Only a general could stop him." and said wait I thought a Colonel is lower than a General ? And here's my explanation
@@PilotTed We once had a sgt major who came down to our motor pool and started ordering people around. Our LT was actually prior service, and had been a door gunner before going to officer school, but the Sgt Major still had him on time in service and all. So the Sgt Major is telling people what to do and the LT looks at him and is like "Now hold on a second Sgt Major, lets not forget who outranks who here." The Sgt Major looked at him like he had sprouted a dick out of his forehead, and went back to ordering people around. We had a good laugh about it later.
Why does the warrant outrank the lieutenant? Lmao
That Hog man is the Doom Marine after retirement
And they dubbed him....THE HOGSLAYER
HE IS BADASS
He is what doom guy was based off of
@@thezambambo2184 *The only Hog they fear us you*
*Rip and cook, until it is done.*
My brother who was in the Navy, had one of his fellow sailors found draining blood from a deer in the shower on base, in Charleston South Carolina. No one was quite sure where he got the deer. It also apparently was not against the rules because no one thought it would ever be an issue
That's pretty funny actually.
free food
Hey, you can make some good bacon from deer
This isn’t the first time I heard that.
We had a guy that shot a moose and explained it away with "it's in season!" I think the moose went to the kitchen squad.
Can we talk about the fact that Zach can taste your gun and then tell you what's wrong with it?
Americans are born with that
The Gun Whisperer
@@Jester4460 It's our Racial Talent.
Brits get "Island Nation": +5 to Navy, +5 Defense against Invasions
Germany gets "Blitzkrieg" +10 to Rapid Attacks, but -5 to Defense
Russia gets "Well, it Works": +1 to any weapon or tank produced cheaply, +20 to Defense during Winter
Japan gets "BANZAI": +20 on Surprise Attacks, but -10 on Defense
Italy gets "And we were there, too!": +10 intimidation, +20 Favor when negotiating surrender treaties
@@ToozdaysChild As a russian, gotta say, accurate description of our mentality in general. Well, it works, right? xD
That one dude from Assassination Classroom was based on Zach
I’m gonna be in the army soon hopefully and the biggest takeaway I’ve gotten from Zach is to be super duper nice to the battalion armorer
And hope you don't get stationed at fort polk
Pray to God you don't get sent to Fort Polk. Pray. To. God.
Man, i deadass envy you, cause i served in the russian army as a fucking eod boy. Got concussed at the range cause of faulty ww2 soviet mine and was sent back home as some kind of broken toy. At least they'll pay me for all the trouble. I hope.
@Samuel Prince And to find the time consuming, easy jobs. Buddy of mine (way back when) volunteered to sort out boxes with wires (signalling corp). Took him days to untangle them - sitting around all day, straightening out wires. All the while others in his unit had to do heavy stuff like moving inventory.
@@livinghardorhardlyliving8925 I'm about to head into the US army for eod. Have a feeling it will either be great or terrible
To be fair, the type of guy who, at the drop of a hat, slits wild hog throats as a method of hunting would probably be the type who just disappears for 2 days.
The only reason I doubt he was gone for 2 days is that I don't believe it would take someone like him more than a couple hours.
Exactly what I was thinking
If he can do that, you let him go missing for as many days as he wants
He probably found some armed extremists that militarized a ways off and far cry 3'd the whole camp
Course Zach did say that maybe it was an exaggeration as to him being gone for 2 days
@@jordanguelbert7754 Maybe not some actual extremists, but I just imagine him killing the boar, getting distracted, and tracking some group a ways off before jumping out and telling them everything they did wrong while he was stalking them before disappearing into the woods.
“Wild hog”
*ITS HOG KILLING TIME!*
Ohhh
god damnit victor
@@Cloud-hc8uu maybe that officer was really victor
Now we know who touched Sasha. It was Zach gauging Heavys weapon.
Guess you could say Zach and Sasha were... En-gauged.
@@HolyFurryFish1998 bu-dah csh
He also might have licked sasha too.
@@tanith117 definitely did
@@tanith117 well i mean....big girl must taste good, the big guy's most definately keeping her well meintained.
CW3: LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
After MREs for god knows how many days I’m sure they fucking cheered like those orcs.
CW3*
underrated comment
WAFFLE FLAVOR CIGARETTES
Mmm, maple flavored.
Yummy
That will probely result in a lot of nicotine in your system
I wonder if they have waffle flavored gun oil?
i remember back before the ban here in the US there was a brand called DREAMS. they came in some insane flavors like cupcake or yenno, waffle lmao
The hog thing reminds me of my military service. I was part of the first group of volunteering soldiers (instead of mandatory service as it was before). So we got to a first live-fire long term exercise (with a survival part) after a couple of months of training and like a fourth of my training unit (of 30 ppl) is regular hunters (which wasn't that know at the time). Just before the exercise, some asked if they were allowed to hunt/gather food for the survival part and our LT said yes probably thinking we would go for you know "berries, mushrooms, or whatever". Just after our "Evade and Escape" part is supposed to start leaning into the survival part we spot a deer, and like 3 of the hunters start loading live fire rounds to take the deer down. The LT springs up and starts shouting at them to "Stop loading you assholes, you can't start out with this much meat otherwise it won't be a survival exercise!"
that last sentence makes it 100% believable
The survival exercise would turn into a fun camping trip. But you still need to butcher the deer, skin it and cutting it properly.
It's the 2LT's response that really sells the story to me as a legit story.
@@arx3516 If they asked, I'm willing to bet they were fully prepared for the task of take down, clean, and cook
That warrant officer is worthy of the title "The Hog Slayer."
HOG KILLIN TIME
HOG KILLIN TIME!
A feat worthy of Heracles
HOG KILLIN TIME
HOG KILLIN TIME
>That moment when you realize that Zach's stories had no cuts and that this was just all one massive monologue transitioning into each topic seamlessly.
He really should host a podcast
Thats also because of Mike's editing. He's good at editing these together that it feels like a seamless monologue without cuts.
Seamless...tell me, in the two years since you made your comment, have you actually realized what that word means?
@@mattpace1026you you have dedication to your craft indeed
“Thank you for the evening of entertainment” that level of awkwardness actually makes me feel better about my self
I swear these guys need to start a podcast
certainly would be fun, but I don't think the long format of a podcast would lent itself to short, funny stories.
I would 100% listen to that
This is their podcast.
@@Samm815 wish it was longer though
@@jdoggone3354 then it wouldnt be as good, if the stories just take s few mins, why bither artificially extending it?
The CW3 probably saw the pig and was like: "it's hog killing time"
Patrolling around Fort Polk makes you want Wild Boar for winter.
From what I've heard of the climate, I think it would actually make you want a nuclear winter as well.
As somebody who interviews a lot of vets, I believe the hog story 100%. No where near the craziest thing I've heard that turned out true.
Care to share?
I second this can you share some?
First one that comes to mind is a former Cavalryman I met who served from the 70s all the way until 2001. Main thing he did was OpFor at a base in california, essentially roleplaying as a Soviet to "fight" US troops for training.
He was the driver of an M728 Combat Engineer Vehicle, which is basically a tractor with a 165mm short barrel howitzer (he said calling it a barrel was giving it too much credit. It was a tube. Only about feet long if that).
During one training exercise, they were scouting ahead of the tanks because the CEV is practically immune to land mines, and suddenly an enemy Apache comes over the hill and passes them.
The driver throws the CEV into full reverse, twists it around, and pulls into the Apache's blindspot so it couldn't get a clear shot. He then activates the smoke generators and starts essentially doing donuts beneath them so they can't get a bead on him with their guns or rockets. The apache finally pulls back to shoot and the CEV drop the bulldozer front down and floor it forward, pushing a small hill of dirt up in front for cover as they begin to fire their MG at the chopper.
The chopper pulled around for a gun pass, and the driver calls up to the gunner.
"Switch to the howitzer!"
"What?"
"Do it!"
He does, and lo and behold he manages to get a kill on the apache with a gun that fires a round the size of a beach ball with a velocity so low that it has a max range of 2km.
Edit: Spelling and Grammar. Hope you enjoy!
If anyone is interested I've also started a podcast on Spotify where I interview vets. It's called The Battle Scribe. The website is TheBattleScribe.com
@@huntclanhunt9697 what happened to it?
"THey didn't see him for two days" sent me man! I actually cried. I got a story about a MP smoking someones meth and getting thrown in the hold to tell said dude he smoked his meth
Well now you HAVE to tell it!!!
Now please
Sure
Tell us
That CW3 had protagonist written all over him.
Zach is just a side character
In any work of fiction he would be dismissed as a gary stue!
well, protagonist and hog's blood.
@@arx3516 it’s not very hard to kill a hog
@@uria3679 i'm pretty sure that killing a boar with just a knife is quite difficult and dangerous.
"CHIEF, NO!"
"CHIEF YES!"
Is that a TFS reference?
@@tachyon8317 Tfs ?
Team Four Star.
Out of boredom, I binge watched all the stories videos Mike and Zach posted. Imagine my surprise finding a new campfire stories episode today.
Wait till you watch again if you haven’t in a while
I could honestly just listen to a podcast of these stories for hours.
I would want that Warrant officer on my side if my yard is attacked by 30 to 50 feral hogs while my children play.
i for a second read wallmart officer instead of warrant😂😂😂😂😂
I just love the idea of like giving the CW3 like a bo staff and having him face off against the hogs like a fuckin ninja turtle
Fort Polk makes the existence of a benevolent omnipotent God that created the universe and all things seem very unlikely.
But at the same time, it also makes you start praying for one.
Well, he's not responsible for your mistakes, lmao.
Just means that Satan took physical form as a base in Lousiana
@@XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj that would explain a lot
Yeah but there was that one Warrant Officer in that one story.
I'm glad they're doing the the campfire stories again these are so much fun to listen to
Side note do they have a list of the mods they use in fall out new vegas
Yeah, you can check the description
@@wokedog1799 there’s also a good list on the subreddit
I like to think that after Mike said "thank you for this evening of entertainment" it got so awkward that he just started walking backwards and ended up in a marine corps recruitment office, and they were so impressed he got to skip basic, he walked 9 miles backwards
I am really enjoying how often these story vids are being uploaded. Thank you good sir
Ah yes, be worried over the man who’s done everything in the military, he has a purpose only god knows. Bless the Infantry
In the Russian military, not having porta-pottys is an absolutely normal thing, and even when they're there they just serve as a decoration
Same in India
@@dragonstormdipro1013 That explains Slum-Dog Millionaire.
But why decor?
@@doctortrash0571 because we've got quotas for a certain amount of public toilets in downtown areas of regional centres, but no one cares to check whether they're actually usable - they just need a big head from the Oblast administration to walk along the main avenue, see all of the social infrastructure they want him to believe has been set up and nod approvingly. That's why columns of tall blue hollow rubbish plastic boxes with no entrances along the main streets don't surprise anyone.
In Finland the military stories are always 80% about shitting during long marches or military exercises in the woods. Most people just learn the guerilla technique of taking a dump.
You find a suitably thin tree, wrap your hands around it, lean back and let it rip.
Zach became small arms repair to fulfill his crippling oil addiction.
I would like to thank my insomnia for this early experience.
Who needs sleep when we got quality content like this?
"You get the hock" 7:35 fucking GOLD lmao
Aside from Zach do his business in the middle of nowhere, I want to see an animated cartoon of this and the other campfire stories.
that boar story was the greatest thing I have heard in a long, long time.
**Wheezing** at the warrant officer story.
Buddy of mine always DID say Warrant Officers were crazy.
Sounds to me like Warrant Officers are just Sargents who ended up in officer school.
@@Shaun_Jones
Story comes from a friend of a friend.
Supposedly a W/O was flying in a helicopter, doing his thing. Saw an insurgent running at their base to self-commit-die bomb it.
Guy debated with himself on which to use- missile or gun. Decided to use the gun whilst laughing maniacally
Dunno how true it is- probably bogus, but still a weird one to hear regardless
i am in love with Mike and Zach storytime.
I know this is technically a podcast but I’d love a regular podcast, you two have such good chemistry as friends and it always makes my day when you upload these
Man, Fort Polk sounds like something out of a wacky comedy series or movie with every story but living it sure was a nightmare to Zach.
Alternate Title: Lord of the Flies Military edition
My cousin was in marine training and there was a guy who would use the same bathrooms as him every day - big ol' bodybuilder who wanted to serve his country. The thing is, the stalls had no doors (for some reason) and this guy took off ALL his clothes before relieving himself. The way my cousin described it while sharing the story was an enormous slab of muscle straining everything he had to take a crap, naked as the day he was born, and all while you were in the stall across from him with your pants around your ankles trying not to notice.
.... I didn't want to join the military before, but that story just strengthened my position
Well this is the earliest I've ever been
Same
@@bred6751 same
@@thatdudnum67potatoe45 me too...i mean...same..
same
"Thank you for the evening of entertainment"
I am now deceased
I love the fort Polk stories, thanks you
I have officially finished every video on the channel and am now able to watch the new content!!
Dam he's a man of determination and sheer fucking will
"Wild boar."
_I could already tell this went in a wonderful direction!_
A Wild hog appears
CW3: HOG KILLIN' TIME!
Oh, Ft. Polk. We had to take our MWDs from Barksdale down there to see the vet when we didn’t have one. I could tell how depressing that place was by just the looks, but the Army handlers when we talked to them confirmed it. Zach’s stories have also solidified it for me.
Every single time you guys upload a campfire stories video, my day gets better. Man, being in the military must be great since you got all these amazing stories about it!
hey, just a note to whoever of you edited the video, I appreciate the little touch at 4:58 where they "how" gets slightly bigger at every mention of it, pretty amusing, thank you
I ship to Marine Boot Camp in January, thanks to Zach I didn’t choose Army lol
So you chose enlistment on the very hard difficulty. My condolences.
@@spcnym990 I mean if it ain’t a challenge then why do it
@@devildogradar4599 Well? How was it.
@@weisshxc it was great man, I just finished Marine Combat Training and I leave for my schoolhouse in a month
@@devildogradar4599 crossing my fingers for you pal
Ft. Polk sounds like a post apocalyptic lawless wasteland where it's every man for themselves with the occasional raider gang that has some sense of structure
I would kill to hear all of the stories the hog killer has to tell
8:19 you can hear the ghost of the boar that was killed lol
"I'm not eating oil! I'm tasting it to see if it's a good vintage."
This made me laugh hard
"I'd taste the gun oil to see if it had metal shavings." Is my new favorite catch phrase
join the military at least you will get good stories to tell
That’s like saying get chemo so you won’t have to worry about haircuts
@@drmalpractical
And that's true
@@drmalpractical id save a fortune on razor blades.
I'm so happy that they're posting a bunch of Campfire stories in a short period of time.
I had the same experience. My company was out for Field Training, we were tasked to guard a certain equipment and I need to poop real bad but the DAMM weather is so cold that you could sh*t brick. So I decided to go out in the DAMN Cold dig a ground and poop in the dark with no moon. It was so dark you couldn't see a front of you, and after I'm done with my business i was about to cover up my mess but I was step and STEP INTO MY OWN SH*T! After that was done I got back to guard an equipment, and my squad asked if anyone could smell a foul smell around here. I just quietly replies "I stepped into my own sh*t sir."
YEP a military life experience.
I can't tell you guys how much your videos mean to me. Respect to you both.
Wait let me guess, the Chief Warrant Officer 3 specialized in being a bad ass.
He was special forces so yes.
I imagine that this has made it to said CW3 and he's just listening and nodding to himself going "I remember that" and just laughing softly
Seeing public poo and Wild Hog in a title is something you never want to see in a sentence.
But is so intriguing, you have no choice but to watch
glad to see that campfire stories are coming back, man I really do enjoy both of you talking about your experiences in your life.
Last time I was this early I got stuck in a Bradley
The hog-killing part had me in tears, "fucking jumped on it's back and slashed it's throat"
God I love story time with Uncle Zach
I don’t know what to say other than
“Thank you for the evening of entertainment”
At this point, I just live and breathe these story videos.
warrant officer sees boar: HOG KILLING TIME
I love these two, thier stories are the best
My old man was an NCO running a motor pool under a CW5 he was very good friends with in the late 90s and from the storys I've been told yes they get away with pretty much anything short of murder or treason.
Please keep making these 😂 the bring me back to my days on and all the stupid stuff we did. Good times but I would never go back to Polk
Dude, no joke, these two are between those few people in TH-cam that manage to keep a smile on my face during the whole video. I need more of these
I appreciate it, that you do these sorts of videos more often now
first time coming back and listening to this since joining the marines. this story just gets better and better the more you listen
Love the stories!! favorite channel! would love to hear more of the military stories that were referenced in some of the other campfire stories videos that you guys already told each other. those make me laugh so hard!
My grandpa tried hunting wild boar in the Korean war. He and his fellow soldiers just marched out, saw a boar BOLT from bush to bush and realized. "Oh, there's no way we're getting an M1 Garand on target on something that fast" and went back to camp/base.
The Wild Hog story, though very interesting and baffling,
Yet it would be funny if the Warrant Officer saw the wild hog, slaps his M4 into the LT hands, and walks off into the wood. Everyone's silence while looking towards where he went, after a few minutes of silence they hear the squealing of a hog, silence again before the Warrant Officer walks back towards them, covered in blood dragging the dead hog behind him.
Funnier yet, as he walks into the woods, Heavy Metal Music from Doom starts playing
Don't ever stop these videos they are so entertaining.
i just found your videos the other day and i love them !
I love that campfire stories are coming back I love this series
two campfire stories in a single week
Normal people: oh nice
me: YES YES YES IM LISTEN TO THEM ALLLL WEEK I LOVE THESE STORIES WHY CANT YOU JUST HAVE A PODCAST EVEN IF ITS MOSTLY REPEATING PLEASE PLEASE
Glad he is doing more campfire stories.
"HOG KILLIN' TIME!"
I fucking love theses story’s man too bad I watched em all already god I could listen to this for DAYS maybe 2 days...
Title : “Public Poo”
I fear
Nice pfp
the poopshitters live
the holy website
you misspelled unholy
@@thenutbucket5971 speak for yoursefl
Ah yes, the Messiahs return
Ive heard this wild Hog story before! I was locked up a few years back and had a bunky who was in the military. real cool dude who told a lot of stories (probably why i like all these campfire stories) and he had the same exact story about that CW3!
I find it funny that they still use the outro card that doesn’t even fit TH-cam end cards properly
I just want about a half-hour compilation of Zach's military stories.
What even is gauging weapons? Do they check the aim or barrel direction or something?
4 days ago?
Joel Virki Patreon probably
@@mulligan4981 oh yeah, I forgot that is a thing
checking headspace.
It's basically just checking that the gun isn't totally worn out and an opportunity to replace bits.
Campfire stories has to be my favorite content from mikeburnfire
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That CW3's camp was literally "The Lord Of The Flies"
Love these stories. Could be a podcast of its own
These are my favorite videos they feel so chill and like just a few dudes chatting
That story still gets told occasionally at Fort Polk. I got out in 2015 and they're still the legend of that going around. My father-in-law worked for the MWR for many years is the one that told me the story. But hearing you telling it is 10 times funnier.
that warrant officer be like: HOG KILLIN TIME