Lyrics: Lookie here, lookie here, look what I've got! Don't think I won't little Diddy Drop! Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there. You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare! I'm a reasonable, raving, derangeable despot! I'll tell you what, we'll trade, like a stock-exchange. Wheel and deal, how's it feel? It's a steal. Diddy for the coconut, the coconut for Diddy! Don't do it, don't do it! He's bluffin', I hope! I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! Wait a sec! What the heck? Let us make a trade, give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade. Diddy for the coconut! The coconut for Diddy! I'm going to count to ten then it's up to you then, one! A-one, A-one! This is fun. DK! Beware, take care, it's a snare! It's a scoffin', he be bluffin'. It's K. Rool, he'll stop at nothing! TWO! And you, it's your cue, whatcha gonna do? Gotta think, what to do, or my little buddy's through! Give up the coconut or else he's gonna drop you! How touching! I may cry, don't you see? Do I hear three?! Three! A-three! Let him drop and then we'll see! Three! A-three! Make him Diddy fricassee! Hey big buddy! Did you see, did you see? You can save the coconut, the coconut can save me! Four! Wait there's more! Got a plan, got a trick, you can use your big foot, hit 'em with a big foot kick! What? Five! That's no jive, take a dive! Six and seven! Time to learn a lesson! C'mon big buddy, use your big foot kick! I get it, I get it, little buddy that's slick! But I got two coconuts so which one do I pick? Eight! Wait, I have to concentrate! Nine! Can't decide, do or die, running out of time! Ten! IT'S TIME TO END THIS DRAMA HERE GOES NOTHING BANANA-SLAMMA (WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE)
Diddy says “this K rool is dropping nothing” because he’s saying how he’s bluffing, not “it’s K rool, he’ll stop at nothing. But I still have no idea what he says before “he be bluffin” but I’ll go with what you said
Can we just talk about how DK FAILED? K. Rool succeeded. Diddy definitely dropped. Diddy didn't die and was lucky enough to grab a branch, but DK did not win this battle. Diddy was dropped!
It's both a win and a loss; Diddy was dropped (and survived thanks to a branch), while K. Rool had his Crystal Cocomut shattered by DK's big-foot kick.
Already posted this thought elsewhere, but I like how K. Rool tells his minions to go get DK, but then abandons that plot right after telling them to go get DK... And then they join in.
I was not being ironic when I remarked how there was no irony in my unironic statement. I was just kind of surprised this song was so well-made when other television shows of its ilk were hastily hashed-out cash-ins.
You know, K. Rool had a hostage AND two of his goons to get DK. They could have taken him in a fight and if not K. Rool could just threaten to drop Diddy. The song, although fire, was a waste of time. It caused K. Rool to permanently lose a coconut, his only hostage, the other coconut, AND get trapped under snow. He should just learn to quit when he’s ahead.
Summary of the song: King K. Rool: Give it to me or he gets it! Diddy: Don't do it it's a trick! Donkey: What do I do? King K. Rool: Give it to me or he gets it! Diddy: Don't do its a trick! Donkey: I dunno Rool: Give it to me or he gets it! Diddy: JUST KICK HIS FRICKING BUT ALREADY Donkey: ok den
Script? Lyrics? No problem! Sincerely, Subtitles/CC. Klump: Loudly go through the mountains??? Krusha: Cold-blooded else. K Rool: Them but honoring Happy Meals don't expect to see if I can I think I might! Krusha: Apec, my pics getting cool K... Diddy: Down there lunch! DK: And want to keep it that way! *characters collide* All: go K Rool: ON YEAH!!! Diddy: BUT YEAH!!! *MUSIC KICKS IN* K Rool: Drop! Hahahaha! Like, drop! DK: You compare double meaning to be given, mom! K Rool: Continue betrayed exchange Reality. Peeling and nailed the I can attack down! Diddy: K Rool: Like, I guaranteed to be an amputee! Krusha + Klump: She'll cover no drama. No crap. Good. DK: We thank my let me to try to give me my little buddy almost! K Rool: Ignominy act, like... alone. Krusha + Klump: 0 pushed. Diddy: K Rool: You! IQ! The Duke! DK: Like, got the coconut guided! K Rool: P Diane Marie gonna. Krusha + Klump: 300! Beckham getting ready! Diddy: Shit cock. K Rool: lol Diddy: DK: When? K Rool: Krusha + Klump: Black, yeah! K Rool: 6x Krusha + Klump: Diddy: But, good buddy! DK: Like, but I can still cuddle up with you! Krusha + Klump + K Rool: Wat. DK: I have to concentrate! Krusha + Klump + K Rool: DK: Krusha + Klump + K Rool: DK: Goes nothing! *coconut breaks* K Rool: Ground. Avalanche: On. Krusha: Get mad! DK: NOW HI!!! She getting p be there today's! Diddy: Yeah, nice kick!
cliff=nerf donkey kong= sm4sh players king k. krool=Sakurai Crystal balls= tier list and sheik other Kremlin's= little Mac & greninja diddy kong= diddy kong
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“Lookie here lookie here look what I got, Dont think I won’t let little diddy nerfed” “Hold it now hold now hold it hold it tight there you wouldn’t nerf wouldn’t nerf diddy would you dare”
![Diddy Drop Rap [Japanese]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sIoOy8wZdiA/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how there is no build up at all and just King K Rool just started rapping and DK join along.
@OmarTheWumpaFruit Minus the coconut cream pies one... I think
in the dk cartoon lore singing makes you do stuff better i think
This comment out of context is just the funniest thing ever to me.
It be like that
Not only did he drop Diddy, hee dropped some phat beats too
MrBrassBalls yeah phat not fat
Dropped harder than the stock market during The Great Depression
He also broke my coconuttttt
@@tonia8123 yea phat is what yo booty is
MrBrassBalls this is probably the most popular song from this show cause there are so many versions of this song
LOOKIE HERE LOOKIE HERE LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT
DON'T THINK I WONT GET A SMASH BROS SLOT
HOLD IT NOW HOLD IT NOW HOLD IT HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
YOU WOULDN'T SMASH COULDN'T SMASH YOU WOULDN'T DARE
he's in king k rool is in.
SAKURAI’S A REASONABLE RAVING, DERANGE-ABLE DESPOT!
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, WE’LL TRADE, K. ROOL WALUIGI STOCK EXCHANGE!
Don't do it don't do it,he's bluffin I WA!
I GUARANTEE, AS YOU SEE, THERE'S NO PITY FOR WALUIGI!
Ridley and Skull Kid: NO BLUFFIN' NO BLUFFIN' NO BLUFFIN' NO BLUFFIN'!
A: "I have an idea, let's make a Donkey Kong Country cartoon!"
B: "Cool!"
A: "And let's make it a musical too!"
B: "Uh..."
Magus they did the right thing. Metal Head, Diddy Drop, and of course, *COCONUT CREAMPIE* are what make this show worth watching
Unaware Apathy and Metal Head and Coconut Cream Pie
B
SWEET PATATERZ
Do not forget the pimp Leo Luster.
Thedappercharking ah yes, *leo luster*
diddy sure did drop, drop a tier
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
jack gamer i so dont diddy like a girl
hahahah
Ridesy Prado it's been months since this comment and i still don't understand this.
+Ridesy Prado
I agree with your comment
He's still top 10, though.
K. Rool: GEEEEEEEEEEEEET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
This is Kremling dialect for: stand over there, and back my singing up.
Neo kirbyvskirby I laughed harder than I should have at this
The best way to attack is with mental assaults, ya know~
0:53 is my favorite part of all of this.
N O B L U F F I N'
Highly underrated comment
This is actually lit af
ikr
Oh hi
HEY! LOVE TOUR WORK!
It really is
don't say that word here
1:22
"Do I hear a three?"
"Three! Thr-"
*Demons splurge out of the music and corrupts the very counting manners of these two minions*
Lmao
Lmbao
Lmvao
Lambo
Malo
If K-Rool gets in Smash, this should be his down throw.
but think of the startup lag
MrCrazyToad All the other characters would be forced to sing along.
Lizard_Buttock Final smash confirmed
Lizard_Buttock Only if he's over a ledge
best idea
"Hold it no- hold it no- hold it- hold it right there!
You wouldn't drop!
Couldn't drop!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE."
10/10 best lyric.
10/10 best comment
eddrulz How to rap efficiently: repeat words
But what about "I need a monsta to clobbeh dat dayeh Kirbeh!"
I like it, it feels like Dr. Seuss wrote it.
@@KooriGraywolf I mean if Parappa taught me anything
King K. Rool continues his negotiations to get into smash.
mas8705 AND HE GETS IN SMASH ULTIMATE
Boy do I have news for you
W O K E
Lookie here Lookie here look what I've got
Dont think I won't let little Kirby Drop
@@thejedisonic67 Hold it now, hold it now, hold it hold it right there! You couldn't drop, wouldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!!
0:53 When you forget the rest of the words
No bluffin
no bluffin
No bluffin
No bluffin
*Spins arms around*
Let's be honest here K.Rool was killin' it.
I’m assuming “It” was Diddy.
He's still killing him today!
Lyrics:
Lookie here, lookie here, look what I've got! Don't think I won't little Diddy Drop!
Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there. You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!
I'm a reasonable, raving, derangeable despot! I'll tell you what, we'll trade, like a stock-exchange. Wheel and deal, how's it feel?
It's a steal. Diddy for the coconut, the coconut for Diddy!
Don't do it, don't do it! He's bluffin', I hope!
I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy!
No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'!
Wait a sec! What the heck? Let us make a trade, give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade.
Diddy for the coconut! The coconut for Diddy! I'm going to count to ten then it's up to you then, one!
A-one, A-one! This is fun.
DK! Beware, take care, it's a snare! It's a scoffin', he be bluffin'. It's K. Rool, he'll stop at nothing!
TWO! And you, it's your cue, whatcha gonna do?
Gotta think, what to do, or my little buddy's through! Give up the coconut or else he's gonna drop you!
How touching! I may cry, don't you see? Do I hear three?!
Three! A-three! Let him drop and then we'll see! Three! A-three! Make him Diddy fricassee!
Hey big buddy! Did you see, did you see? You can save the coconut, the coconut can save me!
Four!
Wait there's more! Got a plan, got a trick, you can use your big foot, hit 'em with a big foot kick!
What? Five! That's no jive, take a dive!
Six and seven! Time to learn a lesson!
C'mon big buddy, use your big foot kick!
I get it, I get it, little buddy that's slick! But I got two coconuts so which one do I pick?
Eight!
Wait, I have to concentrate!
Nine! Can't decide, do or die, running out of time! Ten!
IT'S TIME TO END THIS DRAMA
HERE GOES NOTHING BANANA-SLAMMA
(WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE)
KingDoedoedoe You forgot "awkward silence" after the "No Bluffin'"
KingDoedoedoe your doing the right thing
Diddy says “this K rool is dropping nothing” because he’s saying how he’s bluffing, not “it’s K rool, he’ll stop at nothing.
But I still have no idea what he says before “he be bluffin” but I’ll go with what you said
Thanks
I thought it was "Six and seven, time to let it lessen"
I didn't know crocodiles could spit fire.
Rhian Meaney have you not played Sonic Heroes?
Dragon and crocodiles are both reptile so It's normal
@@xx_squirtle8621 Hell yeah.
Nice
Rhian Meaney theyre called Dragons
"We'll trade like a stock exchange."
bruh
WHEELO i have no idea why that line is in there. it doesn't match up with the beat or rhyme at all lol.
@@snorlzsnorly6250 epic bruh moment
Snorlz Snorly Yes it does.
this line aged well
I swear 90% of this shows budget went to the original music production
And that's a-okay.
Can we just talk about how DK FAILED? K. Rool succeeded. Diddy definitely dropped. Diddy didn't die and was lucky enough to grab a branch, but DK did not win this battle. Diddy was dropped!
SlimKirby didn't expect you here,hey slim how's it going?
It's both a win and a loss; Diddy was dropped (and survived thanks to a branch), while K. Rool had his Crystal Cocomut shattered by DK's big-foot kick.
hot take
Diddy might have seen the branch below him. If so, his main concern was being thrown away from the branch by K. Rool.
Good
I bet you never thought you'd hear the words "stock exchange" in a rap, did you?
TheLoneLoony I’ve heard Febreeze in a rap and I wanted to kill myself when I did.
Bonfire by Childish Gambino had "Drop it like the NASDAQ", which is pretty close.
Maybe in a cheesy business education video, I would.
I mean maybe jay-z or TES-era Eminem would drop a bar around it but probably not
Chunky Kong
King K Rool really made a rap about having Diddy hostage. This is why he's one of my favorite characters in media.
K. Rool should have his own VEVO channel.
K. rool - topic
Who needs VEVO if you can just remove the first V?
Already posted this thought elsewhere, but I like how K. Rool tells his minions to go get DK, but then abandons that plot right after telling them to go get DK...
And then they join in.
K.Rool maybe just reliesed that diddy was just in front of him
After the latest patch, K. Rool is basically Sakurai.
Dead?
+obnoxiouslyme ooh shit
+obnoxiouslyme Fuck You
He's still alive...
Federico Porcel yeet
Wow the smash reveal trailer for K.rool looks cool.
Can't wait for his release. The rapping attack looks especially cool.
: )
Soobert Doobert they just revealed an official Gangplank Galleon Splatoon-Style Gangplank Galleon rap
ya ik it's sick as hell
This man was living in 2018 when we were living in 2016
That's his final smash
nice kick big buddy
Cyranek you should do a remix of this
Cyranek Even here ?
Nice tastes
i’m from the future
I atch ur videos
Verified
Leaked footage of Smash Bros Ultimate
1:45 that wink will haunt my nightmares.
I think you should be more worried about 1:32.
@@puffygasp3611 is it his second mouth?
@@puffygasp3611 Holy Jesus......
@@Britshitit’s just his tongue, it has a jagged and rough texture, makes it look weird
1:22 “How touching, I may cry, Don’t you see, do I hear 3?”
Hah I get it. Crocodile tears
✍️🔥
This is really great, completely without irony.
I was not being ironic when I remarked how there was no irony in my unironic statement. I was just kind of surprised this song was so well-made when other television shows of its ilk were hastily hashed-out cash-ins.
I agree! I love it so much that I (not kidding) learned the lyric by memory
The entire show is absolutely amazing
I love how DK is actually worried Diddy Kong
In this show, they are true buddies. Like in the metal head scene where as soon as he spots Diddy, he asks him if he wants to get bananas with him.
This is clearly what caused Sakurai to put him in Smash.
Listen at 1.5 speed to get a legitamately badass song.
AMAZING
He talks so fast eminem is jealous...
Spaceman Spiffy I especially liked the crashing and falling in 1.5 at the beginning.
***** Also note that now when u listen to the audio normally it sounds super fucking slow.
Haha I was listening at half speed which is also pretty good.
Perfect rap does not exi-
K. Rool = Sakurai
Donkey Kong = ZeRo
Coconuts = Tier lists
Henchmen = people who wanted Diddy to be nerfed
Is Diddy Barack Obama?
+coolopo
Lol
But no diddy is diddy
The real question is: what does the Crystal Coconut represent?
+Dr. TechnoBabel the coconut represents crack cocaine, and this whole clip is meant to represent the war on drugs.
+Dr. TechnoBabel the crystal coconut represents the hoo-hah
IM IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
Omni nuts
peanut
s
+Omni It's big Willy time.
+DclDoesThings GUNS CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
Thank you, Lyle
0:10 "Now quick! My footsies are getting cold." ~ King K. Rool
yeah, Lyle sent me here
nobody sent you and youre cringe
@@matteuzs
Imagine insulting someone online for literally no reason.
Kind of cringe.
@@scarletbard6511 wow dude you saved him from my relentless bullying
lol, Lyle also sent me here.
"Time to end this drama!"
Curtains fold
"Okay kids drama class is over!"
I'm terrible at jokes
You really are terrible
Go to admit, that sounded pretty slick. Wasn't expecting that from this shit.
I read this in K. Rool's voice.
This could one of the rap lyrics
Wouldn't drop couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!
I'm a reasonable raving derangeable despot.
+Bluster Kong i tell you what
I guarantee, can't you see, there's no pity for Diddy!
That Supra Mayro, DIDDY FOR THE COCONUT THE COCONUT FOR DIDDY!!!
No bluffin no bluffin no bluffin no bluffin!
Damnit Lyle...
Oh my god this totally sounds like something from the Parappa the Rapper games
STOP YOURE SO RIGHT
why are you based
K Rool - Sakurai
DK - Diddy mains
It makes sense now.
This is the peak of human culture.
0:34 I think I permanently damaged my lungs from laughing
Did anyone else get sent here by Lyle and the Oney crew.
ah a brother
Hold it now hold it now
"GET HIM!!"
*henchmen do absolutely nothing and K Rool begins spontaneously rapping*
In case anyone was wondering why the smash ultimate gangplank galleon remix had rap
this is why
You know, K. Rool had a hostage AND two of his goons to get DK. They could have taken him in a fight and if not K. Rool could just threaten to drop Diddy. The song, although fire, was a waste of time. It caused K. Rool to permanently lose a coconut, his only hostage, the other coconut, AND get trapped under snow. He should just learn to quit when he’s ahead.
Bowser isn't the only reptile who can spit fire anymore
Still better than the shit that's on the radio
The tonal whiplash of the songs in this show were beyond comprehension
a
b
+crank y kh c
d
e
f
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind.
Don't get cocky
It's gonna get rocky
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No move is quite as iconic as DK's big foot kick
George what about the coconut gun
He tells them to "get him", they run five steps, promptly stop, dance, and he isn't concerned by this.
my friend (he’s normally pretty quiet except when he’s around friends) can sing this perfectly in 51 seconds. it’s actually very impressive
Lol do i know you?!
Reminder that we can recreate this in Smash Bros now
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Summary of the song:
King K. Rool: Give it to me or he gets it!
Diddy: Don't do it it's a trick!
Donkey: What do I do?
King K. Rool: Give it to me or he gets it!
Diddy: Don't do its a trick!
Donkey: I dunno
Rool: Give it to me or he gets it!
Diddy: JUST KICK HIS FRICKING BUT ALREADY
Donkey: ok den
Yeah basically
Script? Lyrics? No problem!
Sincerely, Subtitles/CC.
Klump: Loudly go through the mountains???
Krusha: Cold-blooded else.
K Rool: Them but honoring Happy Meals don't expect to see if I can I think I might!
Krusha: Apec, my pics getting cool K...
Diddy: Down there lunch!
DK: And want to keep it that way!
*characters collide*
All: go
K Rool: ON YEAH!!!
Diddy: BUT YEAH!!!
*MUSIC KICKS IN*
K Rool: Drop! Hahahaha! Like, drop!
DK: You compare double meaning to be given, mom!
K Rool: Continue betrayed exchange Reality. Peeling and nailed the I can attack down!
Diddy:
K Rool: Like, I guaranteed to be an amputee!
Krusha + Klump: She'll cover no drama. No crap. Good.
DK: We thank my let me to try to give me my little buddy almost!
K Rool: Ignominy act, like... alone.
Krusha + Klump: 0 pushed.
Diddy:
K Rool: You! IQ! The Duke!
DK: Like, got the coconut guided!
K Rool: P Diane Marie gonna.
Krusha + Klump: 300! Beckham getting ready!
Diddy: Shit cock.
K Rool: lol
Diddy:
DK: When?
K Rool:
Krusha + Klump: Black, yeah!
K Rool: 6x
Krusha + Klump:
Diddy: But, good buddy!
DK: Like, but I can still cuddle up with you!
Krusha + Klump + K Rool: Wat.
DK: I have to concentrate!
Krusha + Klump + K Rool:
DK:
Krusha + Klump + K Rool:
DK: Goes nothing!
*coconut breaks*
K Rool: Ground.
Avalanche: On.
Krusha: Get mad!
DK: NOW HI!!! She getting p be there today's!
Diddy: Yeah, nice kick!
You missed black yeah from krool.
This just shows how much the automatic CCs have improved
*s h i t c o c k*
THIS IS PURE ART
Also turn on captions 0:54
This is better than most rap songs of today........that's sad.
How about now?
@@beegpappa7900
That five year old comment definitely still applies
unlike most rap songs that constantly want to talk abt drugs and sex this unironically slaps for being a relatively shitty cartoon
Thanks Lyle
Eminem has been really quiet since this dropped
The plebs: I like the DK Rap
Me, an intellectual:
This is what I celebrated to when Diddy got nerfed.
now's the best time to return to this
no bluffin
no bluffin
no bluffin
no bluffin
*awkward silent dancing*
This show was dope and ahead of its time. This inspired all those CGI shows like Jimmy Neutron.
K.Rool has some sick rhymes
Why do I know this word by word o.O
because you are a nerd, like the rest of us
cliff=nerf
donkey kong=
sm4sh players
king k. krool=Sakurai
Crystal balls= tier list and sheik
other Kremlin's= little Mac & greninja
diddy kong= diddy kong
The Leafeon this comment is underrated, and really good...dk would be diddy mains, not all players lol
Surprised the snow didn’t melt from all the fire they were spitting
Thabk yuo lyle :^DDDD
lyle is my favorite creature
King k rool is very good at rapping, he should have a fnf mod
Man a see your recent post and i am a big fan
Thankyou LYLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
+TheCrazyGreenGamer great question
+TheCrazyGreenGamer The direct result of your conception.
look at nothing
well it's a bit like that
Now that King K Rool is in Smash, someone needs to recreate this scene in Ultimate
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V3N0M0US V1KT0R indeed
Lyle knows what is good
This makes Hamilton look like the happy birthday song
This is objectively the best thing.
All we need now is a version of this with Sakurai's head photoshopped onto K Rool
ZeRo photoshopped onto Diddy
Wow, Epic Rap Battles of History has sure improved!
*DIDDY*
*FOR*
*THE*
*COCONUT*
*THE*
*COCONUT*
*FOR*
*DIDDY*
WATCHING THIS IN 1.5 IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
HE BROKE MY COCONUT!!!!!
uh oh
Guys, we can reenact this scene in smash ultimate.
Is this really who you all want in Sm4sh
#Geno4Smash
The Golden Hybrid NO IT NEEDS TO BE ISAAC BRUH
TehTrollinStone NOPE. MIKE.
Quisciens GET OUT IT MAH BOI NEEDS TO BE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER
TehTrollinStone
ROY'S YOUR BOY?
0:38 the way he says “u wouldn’t dare” I love it
They added king k. rool to the new smash lineup and this was my first thought wow
Lauren Moreland same lol
“Lookie here lookie here look what I got, Dont think I won’t let little diddy nerfed”
“Hold it now hold now hold it hold it tight there you wouldn’t nerf wouldn’t nerf diddy would you dare”
1:18 (Captions) my little boy through gave up the culture enough for us is going to drop from grindr to do
I love how the two buff henchmen stopped in their attack to DK to perform as backup dancers and singers.
So mainly
this flows like a parappa song
Now we need to see someone make a skit of this in Smash Ultimate.
Little z already did
I love how the rap came out of nowhere