I heard this one the other day and I laughed for a bit: "Can you believe this guy came into my garage and stole my limbo stick? I mean, how low can you go?"
In high school I came home late after a party one night and took a poop in the upstairs bathroom, and then went to bed. I awoke in the morning to my Dad yelling at me to get up... my poop had caused the toilet to overflow and had not only caused the ceiling to collapse on the first floor, but had then destroyed the first floor which collapsed into the basement. It was known in my high school as the poop that destroyed a house.. and none of my friends ever let me poop at their house from that point forward.
Was Andy Sip'n A Brewski During The Stadium Shimmy Question? It's About Time LOL! Mike Was Lookin Like, Did He Just Take A Sip Of A Brewski? It's All Good In My Book. Thx U Guys, Yall R Awesome!
The other day I was walking to work and a guy stopped me to try and sell me a coffin. Can you believe that? I told him, "No thanks! That's the last thing I need!"
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt someone was like, 'whats that for?' He was like, 'it's drivin me nuts' (gotta say it like a pirate)
I was drinking in a park with friends as a young adult, maybe 16 years old and had the sudden urge. I hid in the tree line of the park and dropped the deuce like a champ as my friend knocked on the closest houses door and asked for TP. We got two rolls. So my friend went too. LOL. True story.
you can spend 10K on a PC absolutely. It would be GLORIOUS and you could use it for 5 -7 years for games and longer for daily use. The quality of parts at that price would last a while.
Would you rather: Only eat gum for the rest of your life and you can choose what flavor you want orrrrr get to eat whatever food you want for the rest of your life but can only eat that food with spicy salsa on top
Idk if anyone from the show is reading this, but I made some fanart that I want to show you or send to you somehow. I don’t have Twitter (I’m 12) And can’t send it to you through the personal messaging on Patreon. Any way I can get it to you guys?
Kid: "I'm Hungry"
Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm dad"
I heard this one the other day and I laughed for a bit: "Can you believe this guy came into my garage and stole my limbo stick? I mean, how low can you go?"
Sitting here, the kids are watching Bubble Guppies, and I’ve got you guys on the TH-cam! Happy Monday fellas!
How did none of them do the “Dad, I’m hungry” “Hi hungry, I’m dad”???? Was it only my dad that told that joke?
Clear 1.01
This is a candidate for top 10 shows. It has to be.
Lmao! Awesome show guys! My fav was the scarecrow! Lol! Thank you for making me laugh today!
In high school I came home late after a party one night and took a poop in the upstairs bathroom, and then went to bed. I awoke in the morning to my Dad yelling at me to get up... my poop had caused the toilet to overflow and had not only caused the ceiling to collapse on the first floor, but had then destroyed the first floor which collapsed into the basement. It was known in my high school as the poop that destroyed a house.. and none of my friends ever let me poop at their house from that point forward.
Go to the 46 minute mark and watch Andy. It takes him about 1 minute to get it but his facial expressions are on point!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl urinate?......
Because the P is silent.
I think we need all these jokes in a separate video or drafted list for us Dads to use. Jason no cheating with your Dad jokes book!
Is Andy drinking beer lol
Best show you guys have done yet! Thanks for some fantastic material at the next family dinner.
HOW DID NO ONE PICK NO, I’M DAD??!?!!
*Vacation > material things*
A lifetime full of great memories always beats having a bunch of things.
What's the most intrusive vegetable? A jalepeno, because he's jalepeno business.
Son: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Why did you name me hungry dad?
I have a Russian friend who is a sound designer...
oh and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Check one two...
Would you rather only communicate using sign language or morse code?
Was Andy Sip'n A Brewski During The Stadium Shimmy Question? It's About Time LOL! Mike Was Lookin Like, Did He Just Take A Sip Of A Brewski? It's All Good In My Book. Thx U Guys, Yall R Awesome!
I don't know why but I can't help myself but think that Andy is wearing one of the capes that you wear while getting your haircut
How on earth do you follow up a great joke like BUTT QUACKS.... with that life saver joke
I just remembered another: "At first I really hated this beard, but now it's really growing on me."
you got rutti tutti fresh n fruity, you got it right Andy! nice
Jason finished strong with a Father Joke
You would be known as the... PARTY POOPER.
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds...da dun tisss!
Hey Andy did you hear about the California Raisins? Oh...I was just raisin’ awareness
Draft idea: favorite commercials
Good idea
Ty
Why did superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!
The other day I was walking to work and a guy stopped me to try and sell me a coffin. Can you believe that? I told him, "No thanks! That's the last thing I need!"
Exit signs?
They’re on the way out!
Jason went from dad jokes to finishing with a Father joke
Dad: what is a pirates favorite letter?
Kid: Rrrrrrr
Dad: I you'd think that but it be the C (sea).
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt
someone was like, 'whats that for?'
He was like, 'it's drivin me nuts' (gotta say it like a pirate)
When you have an emergency poop sitch...you don't have time for stories Mike!!! Why didn't you help this man! Monsters...
Why didn't the Skelton go to the ball?
He had nobody to go with!
I was drinking in a park with friends as a young adult, maybe 16 years old and had the sudden urge. I hid in the tree line of the park and dropped the deuce like a champ as my friend knocked on the closest houses door and asked for TP. We got two rolls. So my friend went too. LOL. True story.
you can spend 10K on a PC absolutely. It would be GLORIOUS and you could use it for 5 -7 years for games and longer for daily use. The quality of parts at that price would last a while.
The fact that the term “party pooper” was not used during the poop question just feels like a missed opportunity
Yep it’s a boat, nice lawnmower, or used side by side for me
Would you rather:
Only eat gum for the rest of your life and you can choose what flavor you want orrrrr get to eat whatever food you want for the rest of your life but can only eat that food with spicy salsa on top
I'm a hot-sauce freak. on everything. Everything. I need an intervention
Omg my stomach hurts from laughing at this damn episode
10k ALONE, I would do to Iceland, I hear it is pretty incredible.
What is the sauce Jason's talking about at 39 minutes? "A1"?
A1 steak sauce it’s really popular
33:40 andy has NUMBER 2 eyes
Idk if anyone from the show is reading this, but I made some fanart that I want to show you or send to you somehow. I don’t have Twitter (I’m 12) And can’t send it to you through the personal messaging on Patreon. Any way I can get it to you guys?
Instagram (on their personal profile) maybe
How do you know if an ant is a male or female?
They're all female. Otherwise they'd be uncles.
Has anyone else been able to find the first episode??? Or is that the funny moment with your parents one? i am confused
Never thought I’d surpass my threshold of cringe in one sitting... leave it to the ballers
$10k for my honeymoon at Disney's Polynesian Resort (will out of pocket the over)
Hawaii??? Boring! Mike knows where its at...space! Thats using imagination...seriously though...I'm going to Japan...