Jeff: go to sleep Me: But I have insomnia...... Jeff: Oh, sooo now What? Me: I don't know, kill me I guess? Jeff: wait, aren't you afraid of me? Me: no. Jeff: why? Me: because I have an even creepier smile than you do! MUAHAHAHA! Jeff: what the HECK do you even mean?!?! I turn around Because I'm MOMO! And they went on their separate ways and lived creepingly ever after Story end.............
Jeff:stabity stab stab Me:um (gets a stick) Jeff:hahaha you brought a stick Me:ok(gets belt) Jeff:sorta scary Me:ok fine (gets flip flop) Jeff:um Me:(throws flip flop) Jeff:aaaaaahhhhhh Me:yo don't judge the power of a flip flop
@Mika Michaelis Yes we do. I would invite him for a cup of tea and some biscuits, along with asking him: "Hey Jeff, do you wanna listen to Marilyn Manson?"
First off they didn't answer who he was ( the origin of the story ) and they can't guarantee he's fake because there have been dozens of unexplained killings over the years since his story came out people just over look that but people are getting stabbed to death every day and several of them are unexplained he could have done any of that!!
If Jeff the killers origins is the Women that commit suicide, the Jeff the Killer image has been used so many times and that seems a little but messed up in my opinion
I can't believe I used to be scared of Jeff the Killer. Looking at the story it's almost hilarious how badly written it is. It was a great concept but written and executed poorly.
Me watching the simpsons at 3am Jeff: Go to sleep Me: I'm busy watching the simpsons. You wanna join Jeff: yeah. Me: he didn't really watch it that night before.
Me: *watches netflix* Jeff: *go to sleep* Me: *SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A MOVIE* Jeff: *ok man calm down* Me: *I SAID SHUT UP!* Jeff: *continues chattering* Me: *gets up and throws him out of the balcony*
2:58 Problem is Jeff seems to have superhuman abilities. He has consistently been shown to be able to survive impossible things like being shot point blank by machine gun fire or being impailed through the chest.
*Ahem* The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization that is the subject of a web-based collaborative writing project of the same name. The stories generated by the project describe the exploits of the Foundation, supposedly responsible for containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs). The main written works on the SCP Foundation website are articles written in the style of structured internal documentation about the contained SCPs. The website also contains thousands of "Foundation Tales", short stories set within the universe of the SCP Foundation.
"Take a good look at this picture, because this beautiful woman, my sister, committed suicide later last night" Reply: "MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A STRONG ROPE" I laughed.
I want to be jeff’s friend... Because he wouldn’t be able to kill me... I drink a LOT of coffee... I wish I could be a creepypasta... *I LOVE CREEPYPASTA*
A) it always breaks my heart when I hear of the girl that committed suicide because of Jeff she was basically the mother of one of the greatest creepypastas ever written maybe if she held out she would have seen the extra beauty and light she created and the joy she brought people through jeff And B) remember that scene in batman where the joker disguised himself as a police officer? I have a feeling that Jeff would buy some makeup to make his skin look more peach like a normal human and if I'm not mistaken their is makeup out there that does help cover up scars and with the 2020 coronavirus he could only do half his face to make it easier to hide and I'm surprised you didn't mention the news article and what I mean by that look up puppet strings Liu woods
Jeff:go to sleep Me:why? Jeff:umm cause I’m going to stab you to death Me:yo Jeff I have a present for you Jeff:what is it? Me:*pulls out minie gun Jeff:...runs for life
Freeblade Invictus If he burnt his eyelids off and still emerged without getting his vision impaired, he might be using a matchstick. But even if he had cut his eyelids off, his eyelids would have to grow again for him to blink. But he's probably not real.
Idk Lol LeoGang Monty yh I know especially in those isis countries foreigners have to get away from it but where I live (ireland) there's not tht much murders but America is pretty bad for murders oh and none off this is suppose to be offensive
liam sheridan056 you have to consider our population is much larger than yours ( 12 million times to be exact) so you can't blame that we have a lot of murders
liam sheridan056 yeah there is a murder every day that is true but considering with a third largest country in the world there would be more murder in that country than most countries
Anonymas BC yh but america is dumber and crazier than r country so more murders also there's more black people and other religions in america so more racism so more killing for racism
Original comment is staying up but at the bottom there is a note from current me also the rules about posting this to somewhere like r/youngpeopleyoutube or using this comment in a TH-cam video the original comment has not been altered in anyway REBEACA FELGATE R U FROM THE MOST AMAZING TOP 10!!!!!! Jeff: go 2 sleep Me: nah m8 Jeff: just go 2 sleep Me: no Jeff: sTabBitY StOb StOb Me: U wAnnA gO m8 Jeff: *runs with blade* Me: *runs to him* Jeff: *pokes with blade shouting StObiTy StoB Stob* Me: *bites till he dies* Jeff: *resarection* Me: NO STAY DED JEFF:*stabes me* Me: *dose a reserection* *epic fight scene* Jeff: *gone* Me : *blood drops from mouth* problem solved *Satan comes* Satan: NoIcE Me: thanks Satan: *gives cerbres* Me: thanks Satan: *phone rings* God: wassup bruh Satan: i be doing goooooooooood God: did u get rid of da dog Satan: ye God: lets partayyyyyyyy *satan gets on a magical carpet made of the titanic CDs and flies away while hallelujah plays in the back ground* Me: things got real weird Cerberus: nods *satan is still flying away* Barney da dinosaur: YEET Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*** Barney da dinosaur: YOLO Me *transforms into a werewolf and jumps out window* Satan: *flirts with a cloud* God: *orders pizza* Cerberus: I'm leaving I'm gone Jeff: *re appears only to oof him self* Barney da dinosaur: SMOKE W*** EVERY DAY Wolf me: what has this comment become This took me AGES to do i am a sin Edit from Teenage me Kid me had no idea this would get any attention at all so thank you for that and yeah I totally agree random doesn't mean funny but this monstrosity came from young me who thought staying up till 12 was really late so my smooth polished brain didn't know any better lol. Thank you so much to that one person who said this comment is the reason for existence that really made my serotonin levels boost even though this comment is really cringey it's always nice to hear that someone like somethin you created ya get me? Also I Don't know if anyone has yet but if anyone is considering posting this comment to somewhere like Reddit or any other social media please block out all of my username and my profile picture this isn't the type of stuff I wanna be known for 💀
Jeff: -Comes In Room Me:grabs gun Jeff:prays that I won't shoot Me-points gun at ceiling and shoots- Him:-Relived Me:Hits Jeff with gun Me: points first finger up but Jeff is up again Me:-hits Jeff with gun Again- Jeff:Owwwww -Dies-
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_"Who was Jeff the Killer?"_
Easy, *a person.*
@ItzAngela easy question. An insane murderer that doesn't exist, but listens to Get Scared, Marilyn Manson and Scarlet riot. I thought to say so! ;D
Update 13/12/19: thnx for 1 like. I luv u sooo much. No heterosexual though ^3^
Better: What is Jeff the Killer? Is he still human, or has he become something demonic and unnatural?
creepypasta geek:Uhhh no he is a creepypasta DUH!
Jeff is the best he's my tpye
Jeff: go to sleep
Me: **Uno reverse card**
He doesn't have eyelids
Lol
Lmao yessss
@@angel_x5355 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Lol
My dads name is Jeff and he’s always saying go to sleep ... I’m scared
LMAO!
LMAO LOL HAHAHA
w h a t a c o i n c i d e n c e
U might runn xD. LMAO LOL GG
Jeff ara yle
Jeff: "Go to sleep"
Me: "It's only 7 PM"
Jeff: "Sorry"
*haha*
GO TO SLEEP
@MADISON POLLARD LOL
XD
LMAO
ill say to him when he tells me to go sleep : shhh! wait im watching netflix!"
lol I would just blow his brains out with a rifle
Plot twist: he just wants to watch Netflix too
XD me
but, you’re watching youtube :o
Plot twist: He's immortal
Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: It’s Texas everyone has a gun.
Jeff: Shoooooooot!
Me: Ok.
*Shoots*
Jeff can survive 500 bullets
Lol
He's immoral
Theunopenchest Gaming lol
If Jeff can survive slender man's attack through the heart than bullets are nothing
Jeff: "Go to sleeep!"
Me: "Ever heard of coffee?"
Primal Earth7 imsomnia
Primal Earth7 So true
Primal Earth7 😂😂
Ever heard of cocain
Have you ever read the full name of jeff??? JEFF THE KILLER *KILLER*
Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: Get the hell out of my room I'm playing Minecraft
Who is playing Minecraft at midnight?
TS Miraculous Toons. Who tf doesn’t
Ahahhahhaha😂😂😂
Jeff: go to sleep
Me: But I have insomnia......
Jeff: Oh, sooo now What?
Me: I don't know, kill me I guess?
Jeff: wait, aren't you afraid of me?
Me: no.
Jeff: why?
Me: because I have an even creepier smile than you do! MUAHAHAHA!
Jeff: what the HECK do you even mean?!?!
I turn around
Because I'm MOMO!
And they went on their separate ways and lived creepingly ever after
Story end.............
Why are there so many comments like this
@@soundsoul4796 creepypasta fandom is pretty weird so that's probably the reason
@@soundsoul4796 the creepypasta fandom is pretty weird, so probably this reason.
paige snook
Your comment was exactly like the other
Good story
Stabity stab stab
the madman lowercase stab
No thank you
the madman lowercase Stibity starb storb.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
*S T A B I T Y S T A B S T A B*
I dont need to worry.........
I live in Malaysia.
Brave Dink lol
I live in India
Cool
xD
I live in england
you what he is my favourite killer
same me to
Me to i like jeff smiling
Me tooooooo I'm in love in him 💜💜
Me to
Freak
Jeff:stabity stab stab
Me:um (gets a stick)
Jeff:hahaha you brought a stick
Me:ok(gets belt)
Jeff:sorta scary
Me:ok fine (gets flip flop)
Jeff:um
Me:(throws flip flop)
Jeff:aaaaaahhhhhh
Me:yo don't judge the power of a flip flop
never underestimate the power of a sterotypical Hispanic mom wih w flip flop
Did not laugh at all..
@@johntulppo4484 foreal
@@johntulppo4484 XD
😆
*Jeff the killer wakes me up*
Jeff the killer: go to sleep!
Me: you waked me up just to say go to sleep?
Jeff the kille: uhh...
Oml that's funny
*Run*
Is that supposed to be funny
It'sRedy you mean killer
You woke me up *
If we are in England do we just invite him for tea? Ur I will
@Mika Michaelis Yes we do. I would invite him for a cup of tea and some biscuits, along with asking him: "Hey Jeff, do you wanna listen to Marilyn Manson?"
@@Spookythereaper3 emo and fangirl
@@Spookythereaper3 I like biscuits so buttery and yummy.
@@James-cs2dz wtf a buttery biscuit?
@@jaydenking7408 its butter on a fluffy biscuit stupid
Fun fact: the picture you usually see is actually a heavily edited overly obsessed girlfriend
LMFAO 😂😂
Ohhhh I know what picture your talking about not the Jeff the killer one but of that Crazy girl
yuhh thats what i was gonna say cuz supposedly ppl font know already
*overly attached
I am afraid of that face
Title: who was Jeff the killer?
Video *What if Jeff the killer was real*
*Triggered*
Special_ Compare he is
Special_ Compare ZZZZACTLY
Dd230451130 REALLY?! :p
@BoomShrooms9 he is complaining about how the video's apparent plot is "What if jeff the killer was real" instead of "who was jeff?"
First off they didn't answer who he was ( the origin of the story ) and they can't guarantee he's fake because there have been dozens of unexplained killings over the years since his story came out people just over look that but people are getting stabbed to death every day and several of them are unexplained he could have done any of that!!
Wait!...are you from Most amazing top 10???
soficorn s check the channels
Hy her name is rebecca felgate
Ye
soficorn s yes she is from Most amazing top 10
Rebecca felgate
Jeff:Go to sleep
Me:get out my house
Jeff attacks
Me:bruh I got a gun what you gonna do
Jeff pulls out an uzi
Me:Damn
WTH
He is no T real
I believe jeff the killer is real
Jeff: "Go to sleep..."
Me: "B*tch you just woke me up"
Lmao good one
*his name is JEFF*
XXXATTITUDE ..........................
Hello There what
*Y*
@Jaymie Quickstad Jeffery Dane woods
What if SCP's were real?
Preston Garvey ive seen that comment I think
for all we know they could be real
but really tho you think we would have seen one out of the 3999 scp's
Preston Garvey uhh then we dead
I actually want some SCPs to be real like the useful ones not the monsters.
Loxer150Gaming then it we’ll be like if you do something wrong they well take you there
Jeff: Go tO sLeeP
Me: no baby boi you need sleep
It's hard to sleep without eyelids 😑
No he needs therapy
He needs love. 🥰
xxDark sunrisexx 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵
@@startastic9877 he needs the electric chair
Jeff the killer: I'm going to hide in your cupboard
Me:I dont have one
Jeff:Go to sleep
Me:No
Jeff:Why not
Me:I don't wanna
Jeff:Aren't you scared
Me:No but you can leave now
Funny
No jeff should die he a killer GO TO SLEEP* meh: *calls cops* take that jeff
@@annettenutt9148 i am not
Oof
@@annettenutt9148 woof? Black :3
If Jeff the killers origins is the Women that commit suicide, the Jeff the Killer image has been used so many times and that seems a little but messed up in my opinion
Mr. Doge
@_ That isn’t true, the photo comes from a website called pya.acc and I’m pretty sure is a Japanese website.
what if great depresion never happend?
Rety Boi ok ok
Welshie Ranger wtf m8?
Welshie Ranger stop...just stop
Then i'd never exist
Great depression.... More like the huge unhappness
Jeff: *go to sleep!*
Me: *revs up minigun* You we’re saying?
Jeff: pulls of a rocket
Also Jeff: lol
@@newzealandballnewzealand-h7553
Me: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Slenderman vs Jeff the Killer who would win💀
Slenderman would but Jeff would put up a fight
Nobody Cuz They Aren't Real! Think Twice Before Commenting!
Nickey McVicker it will be a tie that’s the truth
MY NAME IS JEFF
Jeff because Jeff is basically immortal
What if racism never existed???
Killiesnipes - Then we'd have less problems and assholes in the world
Killiesnipes hahahaha it's like saying what if wars stopped
That's a good idea!
Killiesnipes we would not elected Trump for President
Killiesnipes
We'll all live in peace and there'll be less wars related to Racism...
You just didn't talk about how many fangirls he has😆
lol true
xXimAbandgeekXx Omgg he’d be gone before we know it
Lord have mercy
xXimAbandgeekXx am pretty sure all of his fangirls would be chasing him
I lov Jeff
When I looked at the title I was like “your mom- oh wait...that’s old...oh well idc”
same
Oh look a bts fan
A-ARMY ;-;
dude my husband watches creepypasta
My husband*
What if death note was real?
Broken silenceXYZ its actually just my gamertag, its supposed to mean the FRONT of the END. It also sounds cool.
It be bad
It'd be good! World would be a better place! (Of course, only if the owner is light himself here, or in good hands.. which is highly unlikely)
less world population.
I’d kill my teachers
Say to him "say cheese" and take his picture because *LOOK AT THAT SMILE!*
Stabbity stab stab
Antisocial BookWorm stabbity stab stab
I broke down when they said “stabitty stab stab”
*If Jeff the Killer was real...*
Jeff: Go to sleep [holds up knife]
Me: Not unless you love me so hard I become handicapped
ತ_ʖತ
ew
(⊙_☉)
Mhm
H-How old are you😂
what if shrek was real? (no joke)
Then he would be telling Trump not to DRAIN HIS SWAMP!
the wworld would be soooo much better
Phdgamer R swamps would be god dam tourist attraction
I can't take this comment seriously lol
He’ll want ya butt
I can’t believe I used to be scared of that image, dude looks like mf Casper
Shoots
Same when I was younger my brother was making me watch creepy pasta videos and I was terrified when I saw that picture
I can't believe I used to be scared of Jeff the Killer. Looking at the story it's almost hilarious how badly written it is.
It was a great concept but written and executed poorly.
Me watching the simpsons at 3am
Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: I'm busy watching the simpsons. You wanna join
Jeff: yeah.
Me: he didn't really watch it that night before.
What if Fortnite never existed?😂
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO*
my life would be better
One Spicy Boi happiness world peace
CURE FOR CANCER DISCOVERED.
Ninja is not famous
Well,jeff should be in the DC universe
Then Batman will beat the 💩out of him
akshit booom Yeah, he does have some serious joker vibe.
Stabily STAB STAB!
Jeff: go to sleep
Me: yo mama slept with me last night😏
Jeff: (starts crying)
Me: HAHAHA!
you have one like
11 👍 likes
🖕F###
*my nem is yeff*
stupid dont know ho to spell your name
r/woooooooooosh
its name you stupid ideit
sup yeff😂
Hello yeff
(Jeff attacks me)
Me: (calls someone)
Jeff: who you call-
(Jeff gets stab)
Me: nice job slendy
Bruh look at this dude slendy dont use a knife and plus he would kill u first
NORMIE!!!!
Chompis Lopez lol
jeff the killer oh crap not you sgain
jeff the killer again*
WHO has the creepiest smile:
jeff the killer, O-O
pennywise,O_O
or MOMO? o-o
Uhhh..... All of the above
MOMO! I love Jeff and Pennywise! Never say that Pennywise is scary because he isn't.
Ur mum
10.000SubscribersWithoutAnyFriends? Your pfp makes me think your a troll🤔
pennywise jeff and momo
"Jeff the killer isn't real"
Later that night... " Go to sleep miss"
ae
aeaEEaeEaeaEae
WHAT IF LAUGHING JACK WAS REAL???
Nina Renate Bertelsen I rather not have my dog hung
He is.
Nina Renate Bertelsen
It’s called pennywise.
Then He Would Die.
Then I would be happy if he was real because wouldn’t that mean everyone else is real, like Ticci Toby and Sally and the others?
2008
My birth
Iron Man
Barack Obama
Stock Market Crash
World War 3
Jeff the Killer vs Slenderman
Jessica Verges u young
Same my birth too
@@bangtantrash3448 same
@@Whitebullgaming tough talk from someone whose profile pic is a baby
Bruh you 11 lmaooooooo tf you doing on a Jeff the killer vid? I hope you don't get nightmares.
This is by far the best episode yet, just by the banter and the language used. Well done Rebecca!
Me: *watches netflix*
Jeff: *go to sleep*
Me: *SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A MOVIE*
Jeff: *ok man calm down*
Me: *I SAID SHUT UP!*
Jeff: *continues chattering*
Me: *gets up and throws him out of the balcony*
I would trow popcorn at him
In real life :
Jeff : Go to sleep
You : Aaaaaaaa , Nooooo
" 5 seconds later
You : " dead "
In real life .... he will not give you a second to talk
@@retubey ok
I would put some soap in no eyelid eye to keep him clean 😎
OH GOD PLEASE DONT BRING ME BACK TO MY CRINGE FAZE
NO NOT BACK TO NIKKI THE KILLER!!!!!!!! MY CRINGEY OC MUST NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAYYYYYYY
Oof
*O O F*
Oof
Pixel Girl Gaming ari.
Phase.
*MY NAME JEFF*
2000 subs with awful vids challenge stop that meme is so dead
My name is Jeff
No it's John
you beat me to it:/
How does lil tay have money
Omg lmaoo
Mom
John Doe she broke too
Clutch Kyle a company sign her
Is paper money lol
Jeff: go to sleep
Me: or what...
Jeff: GO TO ---
DAD: JEFF! Your grounded!
Jeff: awa, man...
Shampa Saha lmao
Nice😂😂😂😂, but let's talk seriously , what you will do if he really come to you at night 🧐🧐🧐
RE TUBE run up to him and give him a hug (and I am talking seriously .-.)
The only reason the pasta is creepy is because they forgot the sauce.
That's not funny
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM SCARED!!!!! Lol
BRUH LMAO
Jeff: go to sleep
Me:wtf
Jeff:wait; you don't want to sleep
Me:yeeeesss
Jeff: then bye
n o
B A D
Wait guys did you see the description? It says jess the killer
Yea🤔🤔}why?
And it says Barak Obama but its Barack
Ya I did
They need to learn how to spell
Lol
"Whos Jeff The Killer"
Me:easy hes Jeffrey Woods
Jeff: **Comes up to me**
Me: Wanna see Creepypasta porn?
Jeff: **Runs to Narnia**
Two Lips lmaoooo
My Name Is JEFF!!!!
CHEESE KING LOL
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
CHEESE KING ur under arrest for murder
Mine is Jeffrey😂
My name is JEFFrey
The rest of the world if Jeff was real: he's got a knife! I need to run!
America: this killer's about to meet the 9-miller
Biggest Gary Stu ever
rodrigo vasquez and any good horror character isnt?
Not the biggest, but the most iconic
and I bet you dont think creepypasta is real, huh heretics like always
Raiden Zarkaris creepypastas aren’t real
Big Ounce PSN no there are good horror characters that aren’t Gary Stues like Nemesis, Piramid head, Freddy Krueger , Pin head, etc
What if smile dog was real
Dank Trump I think you suck because I hate Trump
maritza garcia he already exist..
Dank Trump what if donald trump wasn't alive
Jeff the killer:Go to sleep
Me:Uno reverse card
Jeff:Go go sleep
Me: Are you serious?
Jeff: Yeah why
FBI: FBI OPEN UP !!
Me: I called FBI before you could get in my room
Jeff: oh Sh*T
*Shoots fire*
👍👍👍👍👍
Hehehehe if I see him I would kiss him I mean who wouldn’t
FBI can do nothing , Jeff didn't die from Slender man's hit in the heart , how he could die from a bullet
😂😂
2:58 Problem is Jeff seems to have superhuman abilities. He has consistently been shown to be able to survive impossible things like being shot point blank by machine gun fire or being impailed through the chest.
along with surviving a fight with the slender man
Start a Texan militia and search every town across America to find him
“FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!”
(It would be Texan because we all have guns)
Toxic Infection ONLY IN YE OLD TEXAS
Jeff the killer: go to sleep
Me: look behind you
Jeff: what?
Me: Watch out watch out
Jeff what?
Me: *dose an RKO*
“I’m wide awake...come at me Jeff”
*LITTERIALLY MEEEREE* lolooololololoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What if anime comes to life?
I'd be beatin my meet in public
SilverVolt Hunter watch the anime animegataris
Would If SCPs acutally existed
speech 100
what is that?
DragonBall_Modz what is what?
Spooky Doggo scps
*Ahem* The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization that is the subject of a web-based collaborative writing project of the same name. The stories generated by the project describe the exploits of the Foundation, supposedly responsible for containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs). The main written works on the SCP Foundation website are articles written in the style of structured internal documentation about the contained SCPs. The website also contains thousands of "Foundation Tales", short stories set within the universe of the SCP Foundation.
If Jeff came to my house and said go to sleep:
Me: bruh it's 3:00 am, no.im not even tired. At least give me a couple days and I'll fall asleep.
"Take a good look at this picture, because this beautiful woman, my sister, committed suicide later last night"
Reply:
"MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A STRONG ROPE"
I laughed.
Acedia damn 💀
lol
I feel really bad
I can't stop xd
Dx
I want to be jeff’s friend...
Because he wouldn’t be able to kill me...
I drink a LOT of coffee...
I wish I could be a creepypasta...
*I LOVE CREEPYPASTA*
You Cannot.
I know
I was just bored
k.
Me too
SAME, I want to be a Creepypasta too
Jeff the killers real name is jeff Woods
Rhodesian Mango Jeffrey Woods
Jeffery c hodek DUMBASSES
jeffrey woods actually.
No his full name is Jeffery Dan woods
Rhodesian Mango don’t say my real name
A) it always breaks my heart when I hear of the girl that committed suicide because of Jeff she was basically the mother of one of the greatest creepypastas ever written maybe if she held out she would have seen the extra beauty and light she created and the joy she brought people through jeff
And B) remember that scene in batman where the joker disguised himself as a police officer? I have a feeling that Jeff would buy some makeup to make his skin look more peach like a normal human and if I'm not mistaken their is makeup out there that does help cover up scars and with the 2020 coronavirus he could only do half his face to make it easier to hide
and I'm surprised you didn't mention the news article and what I mean by that look up puppet strings Liu woods
i think momo is related to jeff the killer they look alike kinda
I am scared of her momo
@@NonConsensual yea
Narwhal MC ikr
IQ 100
Actually momo is a created name. The original thing is a claydoll in a japanese ghost house.
What if rapture was real
JCDD gaming u never know if its real of nha tho cuz maby it will happen maby it wont u never know: p
Well be free
JCDD gaming we be living under water, I think
Lol its real.
What if Superheros/villains were real
King_K Gaming_0113
That would be awesome! 😆
King_K Gaming_0113 they are tho
I'll ask them if they can give me some powers😂👍👍
5,000 Subscribers With No Videos the police
Jeff:go to sleep
Me:why?
Jeff:umm cause I’m going to stab you to death
Me:yo Jeff I have a present for you
Jeff:what is it?
Me:*pulls out minie gun
Jeff:...runs for life
R/cringe
He will survive your gunshot he is a psycho so he knows his killer ways just letting u know bc imma a true fan
If jeff is white and grey he has THE BIG *GEY*
Brown Fish lmao
Come at me bro 😂
bts army ana armmmmyyyyy
Don't take my taetae oppa
i appreciate GOOD music lol hi my husband is suga
i appreciate GOOD music so no worries exept for my best friend likes tae tae😂
oh hi ARMY
What if laughing jack was real?
Olivia Mileant nope
Jeff drawing is kinda handsome actually
What if World serpent was real
1. Jeff ain't no real boi
2. Get out of here jeff ya creep
Are you by any chance scottish
@@blackfish4190 are scotish?
I mean are u scottisg
More tipeo srry im bad at tipping
@@lamaralashram2604 aye
Jeff cut out his eyelids so he could see his beautiful face forever shouldn’t he be blind?
Freeblade Invictus no, he burned them off and yes he would be blind either way
Freeblade Invictus If he burnt his eyelids off and still emerged without getting his vision impaired, he might be using a matchstick. But even if he had cut his eyelids off, his eyelids would have to grow again for him to blink. But he's probably not real.
Ya, he burned them, i still don’t know how he didn’t end up blind
He cut them off so he couldn't sleep
Freeblade Invictus he goes to the drug store and gets eye drops 😉
If Jeff appeared in my room, I’d pull out the uno reverse card and tell him to go to sleep
@Tristen Gordon that's true because jeff has no eyelids
Who jumped when they saw the jeff killer thumbnail on their notifications!?
alexloukopoulos me
alexloukopoulos me fam
me, fuckig hate it
alexloukopoulos its not that scary but when she kept showing pics it was
alexloukopoulos me
How did big bang happen?
Priya Akter bang bang bang
In the beginning, Ugandan knuckles made pepe, then he made doggos then there was MY NAME IS JEFF
Your mom
YG debuted them. That's how it happened😂
how to go to school?
Well it is possible like he's just a killer with a cleque back story like it's America there's a murder every day probably no offense
liam sheridan056 dude theres a murder everyday EVERYWHERE. And foreigners wonder why so many Americans are distasteful towards them.
Idk Lol LeoGang Monty yh I know especially in those isis countries foreigners have to get away from it but where I live (ireland) there's not tht much murders but America is pretty bad for murders oh and none off this is suppose to be offensive
liam sheridan056 you have to consider our population is much larger than yours ( 12 million times to be exact) so you can't blame that we have a lot of murders
liam sheridan056 yeah there is a murder every day that is true but considering with a third largest country in the world there would be more murder in that country than most countries
Anonymas BC yh but america is dumber and crazier than r country so more murders also there's more black people and other religions in america so more racism so more killing for racism
I'd challenge Jeff to a children's card game and take away his life points.
Because I'm guessing he's a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.
Original comment is staying up but at the bottom there is a note from current me also the rules about posting this to somewhere like r/youngpeopleyoutube or using this comment in a TH-cam video the original comment has not been altered in anyway
REBEACA FELGATE R U FROM THE MOST AMAZING TOP 10!!!!!!
Jeff: go 2 sleep
Me: nah m8
Jeff: just go 2 sleep
Me: no
Jeff: sTabBitY StOb StOb
Me: U wAnnA gO m8
Jeff: *runs with blade*
Me: *runs to him*
Jeff: *pokes with blade shouting StObiTy StoB Stob*
Me: *bites till he dies*
Jeff: *resarection*
Me: NO STAY DED
JEFF:*stabes me*
Me: *dose a reserection*
*epic fight scene*
Jeff: *gone*
Me : *blood drops from mouth* problem solved
*Satan comes*
Satan: NoIcE
Me: thanks
Satan: *gives cerbres*
Me: thanks
Satan: *phone rings*
God: wassup bruh
Satan: i be doing goooooooooood
God: did u get rid of da dog
Satan: ye
God: lets partayyyyyyyy
*satan gets on a magical carpet made of the titanic CDs and flies away while hallelujah plays in the back ground*
Me: things got real weird
Cerberus: nods
*satan is still flying away*
Barney da dinosaur: YEET
Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL F***
Barney da dinosaur: YOLO
Me *transforms into a werewolf and jumps out window*
Satan: *flirts with a cloud*
God: *orders pizza*
Cerberus: I'm leaving I'm gone
Jeff: *re appears only to oof him self*
Barney da dinosaur: SMOKE W*** EVERY DAY
Wolf me: what has this comment become
This took me AGES to do i am a sin
Edit from Teenage me
Kid me had no idea this would get any attention at all so thank you for that and yeah I totally agree random doesn't mean funny but this monstrosity came from young me who thought staying up till 12 was really late so my smooth polished brain didn't know any better lol. Thank you so much to that one person who said this comment is the reason for existence that really made my serotonin levels boost even though this comment is really cringey it's always nice to hear that someone like somethin you created ya get me? Also I Don't know if anyone has yet but if anyone is considering posting this comment to somewhere like Reddit or any other social media please block out all of my username and my profile picture this isn't the type of stuff I wanna be known for 💀
i actually love this... oof and im christian
funtime luan loud *i don’t get it*
Nice story, but still...I think jeff would kill you instead of running away
nice story, but i still think jeff would kill you instead of running away.
@@mopbuckets4734 same
Jeff: -Comes In Room
Me:grabs gun
Jeff:prays that I won't shoot
Me-points gun at ceiling and shoots-
Him:-Relived
Me:Hits Jeff with gun
Me: points first finger up but Jeff is up again
Me:-hits Jeff with gun Again-
Jeff:Owwwww -Dies-
r/cringe
@@SethAtSNK ok woosher'
@@haydenholdsworth9632 woooosher* also i got the joke, it's just cringey
Jeff can survive slender man's attack in the heart and you are saying bullets ?😂😂😂👌👌👌
What if NoEnd House was real?
Jeff:go to sleep
Me:no you,youve actually been awake for quite a time now
What if smile dog 🐶 was real.
The Real American nooooooooo
Give him a treat. while he's distracted... Shoot the mutt right in the face with doubled barrel shotgun
No throw the treat put him in a cage and tame the dog 🐕
The Real American tye world will explode
OH GOD NO!
Hmmm I know im weird.. but.
**MOMO X JEFF**
Jenn the killer x Jeff!!!
No just no sorry
Miragot I-
@@coldhcqrt2665 😂
No