Men who stare at goats usually have a reason. There's one rock in that desert, and that goat managed to hit it. Quote from; Movie: men who stare at goats. New earth army.
so no shit there I was... Kirkuk Iraq 08... Army Infantry. It was my shift to man the FLIR from the TOC.. scanning the horizon I caught a dude trying to mount a donkey six clicks out.
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You should let me help write. Everyone wants to make movies about combat and punching terrorists but I saw the most bizarre funny things that people never wanna write about.
I voted for Gary Johnson actually. Accomplished businessman and Governor who has common sense, tact, but still has a good and dirty sense of humor. Why not bro? Trump says a lot, and seems super radical, but look at what he's ACTUALLY done with his career. He is, by action, a conservative businessman. So, if we're judging by actions and not words, what should we think of him? Trump is genius because he knew he could win this thing by simply saying what people wanted to hear, being different, and being ballsy. He's been a master media manipulator his entire carreer. Man is brilliant!!!
When you're civillian, you think the military life is hard. When you get to like E-3 you usually wanna EAS. And when you do, you want back in. Just gotta embrace the suck, wherever you are.
@@arsamr.4646 An Afghan dude brought his wife to see the medics on my unit's base. He claimed something was wrong with her because she was not getting pregnant. Long story short, dude didn't know that conception requires vaginal intercourse... He was fucking his wife in the ass.
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LT has to learn how to chew tobacco a little better . Maybe try some real chew and it might look more real . You don't learn how to spit correctly until the tobacco gets your saliva flowing and nothing other than Horseradish makes your mouth behalve the same way as it does with chew . This show is funny . Its psycho and perfect now all the guys need to do is fix the way they show chewing tobacco . I'm a chewer and it need to be corrected . Plus when you spit its never clear ! Even when a chewer is not chewing he spits with a vigor and in a stream not a white gob ! LEARN HOW TO SPIT ! They make non tobacco chew they could use for a prop . You think Copenhagen or Grizzly would sponsor this show !
Wtf over I can't find that fucking kickstarter, also why not patreon? Anyway put a link in the description I got a Jackson with your name on it. but hurry or it goes to porn.
"I don't want your little innocent hearts exposed to this.. fuckin' evil." LMFAO
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Lmao I thought he was gonna jack it for a second 😂
Who else thought he was gonna beat it? Then smoke him once the shame set it...
Jtkc5018 hahhah it’s like erasing your search history.
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Got that post nut clarity
@@dirkdigler595 erasing it with a 5.56
This shit is so accurate!!!! Miss those watch tower days.
ChestyMD I don’t even wanna know what else you’ve seen
was zoophilia an actual thing among the locals?
yes@@warthy4889
"Charlie Sheen of the
Helmland goat community:P "
LT always with a dip in his mouth:P these are great:)
happy birthday USMC
that was awesome! I wanna see more!!
im not even a vet but this shits funny as hell my dad and grandpa served i def get the dark humor.
Brings back memory's
Not even a vet and this is pretty dope lol
Excellent show
Semper Fi! Hilarious shit gents!
Men who stare at goats usually have a reason. There's one rock in that desert, and that goat managed to hit it.
Quote from; Movie: men who stare at goats. New earth army.
I was wanting to see the money shot at the end! Guess I'll have to find it on VETtv
so no shit there I was... Kirkuk Iraq 08... Army Infantry. It was my shift to man the FLIR from the TOC.. scanning the horizon I caught a dude trying to mount a donkey six clicks out.
Not human, clearly.
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My Dad Seen This The Sacrifices The Same Way... What Do I KNOW ?!
“You like goats bitch?” 😂
I think this video swung things our way.
I don't think that goat gave consent. But I could be wrong.
This is totally spot on shit! HBO should buy it instead of pretending to buy those worthless history channel documentaries..
who did you watch to get the movement so perfect? :DDDDDD hahahahahahahahahahaha
You should let me help write. Everyone wants to make movies about combat and punching terrorists but I saw the most bizarre funny things that people never wanna write about.
These our the modern Legions of Rome.
How did your first episode get removed so fast wtf
love this story lol tight
Donny! who did you vote for?!
John Santora, Hmmm I wonder.
Donald Trump Hahaha nice!
I voted for Gary Johnson actually. Accomplished businessman and Governor who has common sense, tact, but still has a good and dirty sense of humor. Why not bro?
Trump says a lot, and seems super radical, but look at what he's ACTUALLY done with his career. He is, by action, a conservative businessman. So, if we're judging by actions and not words, what should we think of him?
Trump is genius because he knew he could win this thing by simply saying what people wanted to hear, being different, and being ballsy. He's been a master media manipulator his entire carreer. Man is brilliant!!!
Donny O'Malley dude same
Donny O'Malley fucking love him cracks me up so bad as a president? who fucking cares 2020 would be a ride for me if he gets re elected
Just noticed youve got a vortex spitfire on your rifle. Is it the 3x? That's what I got on mine.
All spitfires are 1x
Thumbnail guy looks just like Doc G. RIP Doc.
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I thought the goat was gonna get popped
This a movie?
TV Show
Yes
I was hoping he would use that L.A.W. at 4:34
... At the end of the episode...
Nice rifle dude! I don't remember army issue having fluted barrels though.
Marines...
sweet donation will come
thanks brother! We need every one of you!
Jerk -> tango whisky oscer head shot
You son of a bitch! I was beating it until 5:20!
Now what am I gonna do???
Ra. War was so simple. What happened to my life?
When you're civillian, you think the military life is hard. When you get to like E-3 you usually wanna EAS. And when you do, you want back in. Just gotta embrace the suck, wherever you are.
People don't believe me when I tell them about the shit I saw in Afghanistan.
Please tell I'm curious lol
@@arsamr.4646 An Afghan dude brought his wife to see the medics on my unit's base. He claimed something was wrong with her because she was not getting pregnant. Long story short, dude didn't know that conception requires vaginal intercourse... He was fucking his wife in the ass.
Upload the free episode please, its way over a year
Upload some money to Donny's project. He deserves it!
donation on the way battle.
I was a grunt, and this is bullshit.... no grunt TRIES to stay on post after some boot LT tells them they can go
Cante stop won't stop..
You guys got it all wrong.. hes gonna shoot the fucking goat. lol.
I gotta buy this movie lol
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Ha ha ha, military attitude
Donny, you have to be kidding me... haha!!! ... this doesn't actually happen, bro seriously haha!!
But it does
They actually do fuck chickens in Mexico too. Not being racist, im Mexican. But it had happened
ok
I wonder if they ever saw this in the field
They have FLIR videos of them banging goats from gunship patrols in Afghanistan.
John 100 my buddy saw exactly this on a night patrol on FLIR
@@Ltmonte did he light them up?
John 100 he might’ve. Depends on the statue of limitations
@@Ltmonte indeed we should not comment further enough said.
You owe me a what? I couldn't understand him.
brick of skoal
Lmaooooo!
Bloody disgusting. The nanny was even under age.
I'm more curious if this guy dips for real or not
geweldigaum hes a marine course he fucking does
yo i've got the same scope
sorry I'm just real excited cause i just zeroed the fucker and it's goood
Local Forearm Nobody cares kid.
xXSgtWolfXx I’m no military, but man you can’t say shit with a username like that
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What scope is that?
Mmmm war crimes
Fuck yeah where the fuck is this kickstarter. I'm about to bring the hate
I thought for sure omalley was gonna whack it
Lol
Hahaha
LT has to learn how to chew tobacco a little better . Maybe try some real chew and it might look more real . You don't learn how to spit correctly until the tobacco gets your saliva flowing and nothing other than Horseradish makes your mouth behalve the same way as it does with chew . This show is funny . Its psycho and perfect now all the guys need to do is fix the way they show chewing tobacco . I'm a chewer and it need to be corrected . Plus when you spit its never clear ! Even when a chewer is not chewing he spits with a vigor and in a stream not a white gob ! LEARN HOW TO SPIT ! They make non tobacco chew they could use for a prop . You think Copenhagen or Grizzly would sponsor this show !
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Ugh
Wtf over I can't find that fucking kickstarter, also why not patreon? Anyway put a link in the description I got a Jackson with your name on it. but hurry or it goes to porn.
nevermind found it. Now I'm stumped on what package to get. I want something out of all of them hahaha I really want irreverent war stories.
Obviously he stars beating it.
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