How dare you. Tom Cruise Jr was a tragedy, gone way too soon. On the plus side, Tom has gone on to have a far better life then if he had lived. I would be proud to be Tim’s virtual son. He is a great father to a digital kid.
The BLACK MOLD in GREGG’S apartment is what killed little TC. I’m sick and tired of all these idiot Greggheads thinking they know what they’re talking about when they have no clue
Whenever they rate lower than 5 bags it’s never because they didn’t like the movie it’s always to spite eachother. IE Jack Reacher, Skyfall, Antman, Fantasic Four and the One Direction movie.
@rvd356 Mr America was Tim's movie in the same way that Der Erwige Jude was a Jewish film. The film allegedly featured Tim, but in such an unfair and inaccurate way that its portrayal of him can barely even be called Tim. It was a cinematic hit piece. A hate crime on film. An attempted assassination with a camera.
Now, I tend to lean toward being a Gregghead, but I got to say, I find it refreshing and empowering to see a firearm being handled and showcased in such a professional and safe manner. Tim really hit the nail on the head with On Cinema On Defense. Not only do I feel vastly more knowledgeable about the Glock gun, but am scrambling like an egg to find that opening song to the segment. If everyone had guns (like the Constitution demands) there would be no reason for that segment and we could finally focus on the movies!
@@ProperGanderSaulSee, even someone like me (a true Patriot and condo owner) is in desperate need of education. My church can only provide so much information about gun rights and great companies like MoneyZap.com. This why we NEED segments such as On Cinema On Defense.
Matthew Baker as Tim’s fans we should compile of hit list of rats and take preemptive safety measures to protect Tim’s name via the 1st amendment and Luke
Personally I don't like guns and never will. It's not that I have never shot one and don't really know much about them outside of the typical shoot em up movie franchises that I love, but I really just grow tired of defending my beliefs at LA dinner parties. Nothing exposes the Orange County conservatives like amendment talk. Now that is a Hollywood blacklist I can get behind.
The running gag of Gregg comparing movies that are nothing like the LOTR or hobbit movies to the LOTR and hobbit movies is one of the best small jokes of this series imo
@@bigbeefscorchomy all time favorite episode was in season 1 when they spent the entire episode giving the Hobbit over the top excellent reviews, saying things like "finally one of the great classics of literature brought to the big screen" etc. Then for the last minute they write off Les Miserables as just "okay" and give it 4 bags of popcorn and don't really elaborate 😂
What's really impressive about Tim is that years after being chased all over an LA neighborhood by a mentally disturbed neighbor with a knife, who ultimately caught him and stabbed him in the back (this was years before he became special agent Decker), Tim has used his superior legal mind to figure out a way to game California's restrictive gun laws in order to defend himself and make sure that never happens again. Because even though police do show up immediately after you call them, you have a right to defend yourself. And yes, if we give that right up it's likely the government will just give it back to us if we ask nicely, but what's the point? Why go through all the trouble?
i gotta say, after the death of the electroc sun 19 and TCJR and the repeated body injuries tim has suffered because of fires and diseases, i was starting to worry about the safety of our host. but now that a gun has been introduced do the show i feel 100% more secure in the safety of all involved. great thinking tim! i see no way this will ever backfire (no pun intended )
After hearing la rue’s thoughts on the impending civil war and the introduction of the new firearms segment to the show, I’m more convinced than ever that this season is going to have a happy ending.
the way tim looks is always a highlight and this look is just one of the best. the short pants and the zipper. he always finds a way to look stupider and stupider
Even Antman got one bag from Tim. I think at the time he suggested that one bag was the absolute lower limit (even if the kernels in that one bag were incredibly stale).
Gregg keeps those legs crossed while Tim tries to out-bulge Joe. As an Estevez-head let me be the first to say Tim will never eclipse Joe’s bulge. As a Gregg-head let me be the first to thank Gregg for keeping it professional
The great three elements to a pure life by Tim Heidecker: 1. Strong faith. 2. Strong loyalty to the company. 3. Strong defenses. It's all in the First Amendment.
After years of the Miss America contest getting all the media attention, I was hoping Mister America would finally get the credit it deserves.....however, this is NOT about that. don't be deceived!
I love how Gregg basically co-signs Tim’s call for someone to “be a hero” and murder the director, as long as they get the footage so it can be recut 😂
While I can appreciate Tim's frustration with Lorton the Rat, his movie rating is unacceptable. We are not inhabiting a Tolkien fantasy world. We are in the real world, and in the real world the laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn.
It really goes to show just how crossed Tim feels with this movie where he's giving it 0 bags of popcorn. Us On Cinema-heads will recall the review of Ant-Man and how it received an, until now, unprecedented ONE bag of popcorn, but because these are movies the laws of physics demanded that Ant-Man HAD to receive at least one bag of popcorn.
I got second hand embarrassment so badly at the On Cinema On Defense intro that I turned my phone down 😂😂 I didn’t want anyone to see me watching that or listening to that💀
Tim's Decker face when he's aiming the Glock is just one of those subtle little details that make this.. show or whatever you want to call it absolutely brilliant. It's so much more than a "show"
His review of Mr America was really biting. I know it's a terrible movie but I got chills when he only gave it 3 bags of popcorn. He's not afraid to give it a scathing rating
All of us #ConstitutionHeads are ecstatic to finally have an On Cinema segment about our constitutional RIGHTS as AMERICANS. Way better than any Soy-Boy classic movie time!
When it cut to that painting of Luke with the On Cinema background and film strip caption, I was laughing so hard that my neighbors sent the police for a wellness check.
On Cinema on Defense is a refreshing new segment, much better than anything Gregg would create. I support the First amendment right to bear arms! #Releasethefootage
no one is more of an expert than him proceeds to let Tim point the gun and pull the trigger towards the camera man and probably someone else one set multiple times also love how Tims finger never leaves the trigger. literally breaking every rule of gun safety Greg had good reason to leave lmao
Release the Turkington cut
#releasethefotage
#cuttheturd
#freedomforelectricsun12
China will never let that happen
@@johnrankin7135 "CHAI-NAH" - in Trump's voice
Tim: "I treated you like a son." - thats not a good thing.
Mark Pulak i refused to vaccinate you, josh lorton
How dare you. Tom Cruise Jr was a tragedy, gone way too soon. On the plus side, Tom has gone on to have a far better life then if he had lived. I would be proud to be Tim’s virtual son. He is a great father to a digital kid.
@@dharmallars and he's not afraid to abort him
That’s below the belt, man.
The BLACK MOLD in GREGG’S apartment is what killed little TC. I’m sick and tired of all these idiot Greggheads thinking they know what they’re talking about when they have no clue
"this is one movie we agree on"
All movies 5 bags
Right?😂
Zack Brown
How dare you.
There was that one season where Tim kept on giving them 6 bags
Whenever they rate lower than 5 bags it’s never because they didn’t like the movie it’s always to spite eachother. IE Jack Reacher, Skyfall, Antman, Fantasic Four and the One Direction movie.
@rvd356 Mr America was Tim's movie in the same way that Der Erwige Jude was a Jewish film. The film allegedly featured Tim, but in such an unfair and inaccurate way that its portrayal of him can barely even be called Tim. It was a cinematic hit piece. A hate crime on film. An attempted assassination with a camera.
Now, I tend to lean toward being a Gregghead, but I got to say, I find it refreshing and empowering to see a firearm being handled and showcased in such a professional and safe manner. Tim really hit the nail on the head with On Cinema On Defense. Not only do I feel vastly more knowledgeable about the Glock gun, but am scrambling like an egg to find that opening song to the segment. If everyone had guns (like the Constitution demands) there would be no reason for that segment and we could finally focus on the movies!
@@ProperGanderSaulSee, even someone like me (a true Patriot and condo owner) is in desperate need of education. My church can only provide so much information about gun rights and great companies like MoneyZap.com. This why we NEED segments such as On Cinema On Defense.
Finally....someone I AGREE with!😤👍😁
How can u suport Greg? He gave the American Movie 3 bag's he is a Snake #releasethefotage I will NEVER see that movie Tim was rihgt ZERO bags pip corn
Matthew Baker as Tim’s fans we should compile of hit list of rats and take preemptive safety measures to protect Tim’s name via the 1st amendment and Luke
Personally I don't like guns and never will. It's not that I have never shot one and don't really know much about them outside of the typical shoot em up movie franchises that I love, but I really just grow tired of defending my beliefs at LA dinner parties. Nothing exposes the Orange County conservatives like amendment talk. Now that is a Hollywood blacklist I can get behind.
Notice how Tim keeps his finger on the trigger at ALL TIMES. Ready for action. We call that "trigger discipline ".
Much like your employees, it’s your constitutional right to discipline your trigger
"If you're a hobbit head looking for a quick fix, this is your chance."
Thank God for Greg My usual Hobbit plug was shot the other day for flashing the Grey Wizard's symbol in White Wizard territory.
Tobar TheFerryman vastly underrated joke here
The running gag of Gregg comparing movies that are nothing like the LOTR or hobbit movies to the LOTR and hobbit movies is one of the best small jokes of this series imo
@@bigbeefscorchomy all time favorite episode was in season 1 when they spent the entire episode giving the Hobbit over the top excellent reviews, saying things like "finally one of the great classics of literature brought to the big screen" etc. Then for the last minute they write off Les Miserables as just "okay" and give it 4 bags of popcorn and don't really elaborate 😂
Gregg: "We never get to do popcorn classics because we are too busy doing commercials for MoneyZap"
*MoneyZap commercial appears on screen*
That was hilarious lol
Omg! That's so funny, I happened to get the same ad at the same time! I'm glad MoneyZap is doing so well. Great wholesome company 😊
Cha-Ching !!!
I love the graphics. I imagine them made by a perpetually confused/harassed team who doesn’t know whether to side with Tim or Gregg
The way Tim’s Jacket and Pants Combine today was absolutely perfect, and hoo boy that zipper iz a doozy
lol
Iz?
I thought Tim was rebelling against the anti-masculinity police and bringing back the codpiece. Good for you Tim!
The way Tim handles the gun is impeccable.
Perfect trigger discipline
atomixfang he’s going to kill greg on the show joker style, he must be stopped
He’s no stranger to danger after filming Decker for so long.
What's really impressive about Tim is that years after being chased all over an LA neighborhood by a mentally disturbed neighbor with a knife, who ultimately caught him and stabbed him in the back (this was years before he became special agent Decker), Tim has used his superior legal mind to figure out a way to game California's restrictive gun laws in order to defend himself and make sure that never happens again. Because even though police do show up immediately after you call them, you have a right to defend yourself. And yes, if we give that right up it's likely the government will just give it back to us if we ask nicely, but what's the point? Why go through all the trouble?
brokenupbeat he’s a killer! See that justice is done! Convict this individual!
#LockTimUp
"Cool hand Luke"
Hit hard
Mister America is the first movie that I actually believe Tim saw.
😂
4:39 The idea of Joe "going through the books" lmao 😂
Lmao I just imagine him with one of those little green visors and a calculator crunching the numbers just doing his absolute best lol
Gregg giving a "very very bad and very disappointing film" three bags of popcorn is amazing.
Just three 😆
"If you're a Hobbit-head looking for a quick fix..."
What a terrifying image.
I feel so much safer now that LaRoux is back on the job.
i gotta say, after the death of the electroc sun 19 and TCJR and the repeated body injuries tim has suffered because of fires and diseases, i was starting to worry about the safety of our host. but now that a gun has been introduced do the show i feel 100% more secure in the safety of all involved. great thinking tim! i see no way this will ever backfire (no pun intended )
tim is the good guy with a gun this show needs!
Chekhov would like this
When you got the first amendment and the book of Luke on your side you can’t lose!
*electric *bodily *to
Spoiler alert... he does get shot by a good guy with a gun
Someone is definitely getting shot this season.
spoilers
After hearing la rue’s thoughts on the impending civil war and the introduction of the new firearms segment to the show, I’m more convinced than ever that this season is going to have a happy ending.
"It's just great to return to this fantasy world that we all aspire to inhabit"
the way tim looks is always a highlight and this look is just one of the best. the short pants and the zipper. he always finds a way to look stupider and stupider
Gregg is no coward, he made a calculated decision.
Muse Bank He ran to the safety of his hobbit hole
Mark Uí Dhúgáin lies!
If anything, he made the most dangerous choice of all, to go from a place with a lot of guns to a place with no guns
Gregg is an international public figure. He has attempts on his life almost daily I bet, and who knows what timid Tim has planned for him...
Austin Trench the only lier is Gregg, he will be brought to justice for buying vhs tapes on eBay using Medicaid.
i love how tim gave the movie he was in the worst rating ever seen in all 11 seasons
Western Warden hes saving the bags for #whaleman2020
How have you not seen the Antman or One Direction reviews?
Even Antman got one bag from Tim. I think at the time he suggested that one bag was the absolute lower limit (even if the kernels in that one bag were incredibly stale).
The problem is the laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn.
@@SteveS86 And many of them unpopped a true nightmare
This season of On Cinema is brewing very nicely...
The seventh annual on cinema oscar special is going to be a doozy
I can’t wait. But with movies like Michael “LaRoux” Matthews in them, you can’t lose.
All the firearms definitely make for a safer working environment
I hope Mark Prokcsht is wearing his bullet proof vest...
It’s ALREADY looking like “5 Bags” for the first quarter of the new season!
“Kids movies, animated movies, movies for kids!”
Don't know why, but I thought he said "kiss movies"...
We've got them all!
‘And a few arguments’
They've got em all!
tim heidecker knows that animated movies aren't necessarily for kids, adults can enjoy them too. He is Mister Movies himself
"Pre-emptive self-protection"
And...?
Murder
"when a strong man armed keeps his homeland his property is at piece"
my next tattoo
😂
Im obsessed with how Tim's clothes fit in this season. The unzipped-fly suit pants gunt is remarkable.
larue not being able to find his phone in one of his many tactical pockets is will never not make me laugh
Wow, Gregg only gave it three bags. I'm definitely staying away from that disaster.
Gregg keeps those legs crossed while Tim tries to out-bulge Joe. As an Estevez-head let me be the first to say Tim will never eclipse Joe’s bulge. As a Gregg-head let me be the first to thank Gregg for keeping it professional
Battle of the bulge
Tim is flying low still. I give the wardrobe department 5 bags of Viagra and I'll throw in a Glock 19 for extra protection
Can't wait to see the wild places this Bulge Subplot will go
Magnolia Pictures? 😂😂😂
I learned so much about the first amendment today
And the bible.
Look it up!
And the second, maybe next week will be the third
@@burner1303 is that the one about not being required to board soldiers?
Can't make a Timlette without breaking a couple Gregg's
Stellar
“Your son is in hell Delgados!”
Also, we need more Oh God expertise
"That was his choice!"
I watch that part of the Season X finale several times weekly.
Thragdain it wasn’t his choice to die
@@TrenchMan93 I got news for you. The kid's not coming back.
None of them are coming back.
Thragdain I always rewatch lucky season seven when Tom Cruise Heidecker dies over the weekend :(
I'd love to see some more locations!
The 'Fwd Fwd FW' on The Road to Civil War email is just perfect
Tim talking about Luke from the Bible.
Gregg: “Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman.”
I'm glad they threw up the picture of Luke, because I had no idea what he looked like.
The great three elements to a pure life by Tim Heidecker:
1. Strong faith.
2. Strong loyalty to the company.
3. Strong defenses.
It's all in the First Amendment.
That pixie dust effect on the popcorn was top-notch.
That pocket square is pure money. Money zap works fast, and it's results speak for themselves
After years of the Miss America contest getting all the media attention, I was hoping Mister America would finally get the credit it deserves.....however, this is NOT about that. don't be deceived!
Greg was out of there like an Ork out of Mordor.
I wonder if that was the reference he was going for? Wouldn't surprise me that a HobbitHead like Gregg would sneak one in like that
*Orc as in dorc
I don't know, Josh really did a great job conveying Gregg's message about how Tim's run at office was much like the film "The Shaggy DA."
I want to see the behind the scenes at the VFA footage! Especially the Oh God stuff!!
I’m a Gregghead, but “Popcorn Classics: The Movie” would be a documentary, not a real movie.
Tim sounds like my mom when he pronounces cast names from Maleficent.
We need more on cinema on defence. Anything that gets Gregg Turkington off my screen that fast is a sure fire in my book.
"thou shalt bear arms" is in the American Bible somewhere. Abraham said it on a mountain, and so the mountain crumbled to resemble he.
I love how Gregg basically co-signs Tim’s call for someone to “be a hero” and murder the director, as long as they get the footage so it can be recut 😂
I love when gregg just gives monotone noo's
i'll just say i wont feel bad if something ""happens"" to josh
It's refreshing to see an actor with both trigger and muzzle discipline.
just watched mr america too. gregg is just going through the roof this season. the most deranged and funny character in all media.
While I can appreciate Tim's frustration with Lorton the Rat, his movie rating is unacceptable. We are not inhabiting a Tolkien fantasy world. We are in the real world, and in the real world the laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn.
Ur fly's open there bud
It really goes to show just how crossed Tim feels with this movie where he's giving it 0 bags of popcorn. Us On Cinema-heads will recall the review of Ant-Man and how it received an, until now, unprecedented ONE bag of popcorn, but because these are movies the laws of physics demanded that Ant-Man HAD to receive at least one bag of popcorn.
Look at Tim's zipper... good lord 😭😭
Are you and I the only ones monitoring this channel for groins?
I got second hand embarrassment so badly at the On Cinema On Defense intro that I turned my phone down 😂😂 I didn’t want anyone to see me watching that or listening to that💀
For a brief moment, I feel tension and then acceptance every time Tim points the gun at the cameras and this isn't even my first run through.
Ah yes, a Legion Jolie classic!
"It's just great to return to this sort of fantasy world that we all inspire to inhabit" - Gregg Turkington
Greg running away is always the funniest thing.
Tim's Decker face when he's aiming the Glock is just one of those subtle little details that make this.. show or whatever you want to call it absolutely brilliant. It's so much more than a "show"
"Legion Jolie"
Legion Jolie should win an Oscar for Mallowficent.
I can’t get over Gregg thinking they would use hours of footage about the VFA in Tim’s doc just because they asked him for one interview
So glad that I don't have to go to two different places for expert movie and defence reviews, as a film-defence enthusiast, this is really helpful!
Greg had an HOUR of stuff on "Oh God!" I cannot believe we've been robbed of that.
I love episodes like this here Greg gets the chance to fully and honestly review a movie. His review of malificent 2 was pure joy
His review of Mr America was really biting. I know it's a terrible movie but I got chills when he only gave it 3 bags of popcorn. He's not afraid to give it a scathing rating
"Hopefully there will be some hero out there who can take care of Josh Lorton"
What did Tim mean by this?
geremyis oh I think you know what it means.
He was being sarcastic... but not too sarcastic. Ok?
All of us #ConstitutionHeads are ecstatic to finally have an On Cinema segment about our constitutional RIGHTS as AMERICANS. Way better than any Soy-Boy classic movie time!
Tim forgot to pray this week; I fear for his eternal soul.
Tim's fly being open is a great easter egg...
Absolutely love the picture of that little guy with the rifle...Tim says the right to bare arms, "The first amendment" hahahaha!!!
That gun segment got me rock hard.
When it cut to that painting of Luke with the On Cinema background and film strip caption, I was laughing so hard that my neighbors sent the police for a wellness check.
Gregg, where's the "Hey guys!"?
His unprofessionalism is getting out of control
I CANT TAKE ANOTHER HAT FROM GREG TIM TAKE HIS HAT OFFFFF!!
Really appreciate how high Tim is wearing those dockers.
The song during the On Cinema On Defense intro is Uprise by All Good Things in case anyone is curious.
Thanks
The Gan Khef Corner:
"Transport the popcorn into the realm of the fantastic."
Someone should make a compilation of every single time Tim says "we have big problems"
I always die when he threatens someone with big, big, big problems. With Tim, they're never empty threats.
anyone else notice that moneyzap.com server seems to be down ? I cant be the only one trying to get cash in minutes
On Cinema on Defense is a refreshing new segment, much better than anything Gregg would create. I support the First amendment right to bear arms! #Releasethefootage
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Gregg, don't think you got away without us noticing that Deep Impact hat. Tim laid down the law on that shit and you know better!
Gregg hates the film, yet still gives it 3 out of 5 bags
priceless
5 being the highest rating and 3 being terrible. Lmao
Giving your own movie a terrible review on your own show is genius, and all in the same contained universe of on cinema
no one is more of an expert than him
proceeds to let Tim point the gun and pull the trigger towards the camera man and probably someone else one set multiple times
also love how Tims finger never leaves the trigger. literally breaking every rule of gun safety Greg had good reason to leave lmao
9:55 "Luke"
That graphic work for the intro to "On Cinema: On Defense"....*chef's kiss* hahaha
"Preemptive self protection"
The Gospel of Cool Hand Luke, starring the Apostle Paul Newman.
The gun segment in no way is going to *backfire* because they're not loaded.
Tim has an excellent trigger discipline .
He's the right guy to tell people how safe weapons are.
"Kids movies, animated movies, movies for kids." He covers all the bases.
The first kids movies is referring to movies ABOUT kids.
What do you get when you introduce a Lorton to a Rosetti?
You get a couple of RATS!!!
Science
"Preemptive self protection" hahaha
"We all love Luke...one of the great gospel...uhh writers."
Greg is right. What better way to tribute feature films than by making a feature film version of the Popcorn Classics segment.
i have a bad feeling of the gun reviews... idk something about Tims past tells me hes a natural murderer.
Does anyone notice that the “you’re gonna love this movie” in the intro is a slight variant? Fucking amazing thing to drop 11 seasons in.
Nothing says “responsible gun ownership” like “you’ve assured me this is not loaded”